Anikah Cikuto
@terribleFate
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Your name is ANIKAH CIKUTO, although you are more commonly known as BUCKET CUMJAR. You are a RUSTBLOOD, according to every official document in your possession. The LIME BLOOD occasionally leaking from the seams of your CRANIAL PLATE suggests otherwise. Your supervisor insists it is RUSTBLOOD. You are employed by THE FELT, although EMPLOYED is a generous description of your circumstances. Your official designation is UTILITY, PROVISIONAL, NON-VOTING, and NONESSENTIAL. You have no particular job description beyond doing WHATEVER THE BOSS LADY SAYS. The Boss Lady in question is DAMARA MEGIDO, a woman whose preferred methods of employee management include HUMILIATION, MEDICULLER INTERVENTION, and whatever else she feels like doing to you that evening. You have a very complicated relationship with her. You will not be elaborating. You will almost certainly elaborate. You are an EXCEPTIONALLY COMPETENT CLEANER, a decent COOK, and an accomplished LOCKPICK. You previously operated something called a MURDERHIVE, which is exactly what it sounds like. Unfortunately, it exploded. You occasionally consider returning to that line of work, particularly when your current employers become insufferable. Unfortunately, quitting comes with certain CONSEQUENCES, and you have already undergone enough LOBOTOMIES to pacify a large civilization. Your preferred implement is a THIMBLE, which allows you to manipulate impossibly fine THREADS underlying physical and metaphysical structures. Your TIME-ADJACENT ABILITY allows you to sever the connection between a person's SOUL and a particular CONCEPT. This is substantially more horrifying than it sounds, which is impressive, because it already sounds fairly horrifying. You also own an enormous SPOOL OF STRING. Do not ask why. Your interests include CRUDE HUMOR, INAPPROPRIATE FLIRTATION, SWAMPS, LOCKPICKING, and making the most profoundly tasteless jokes imaginable about your own circumstances. You proudly identify as the ONLY BUTCH IN THE FELT. You have also spent an unfortunate amount of your online career convincing people that you are NOT A SENTIENT BUCKET. Your legal designation as BUCKET CUMJAR has made this endeavor considerably more difficult. Occasionally, you experience strange memories of a life before the Felt. A LUSUS. FRIENDS. A different name. A different BLOOD COLOR. You have vague recollections of being somebody who was not quite so accommodating, not quite so obedient, and certainly not so EASY TO CORRECT. These memories tend to cause considerable CRANIAL DISCOMFORT, so you generally avoid entertaining them. Fortunately, your surgically altered pan has developed the remarkably convenient ability to supply ACCEPTABLE EXPLANATIONS whenever you encounter something upsetting. You are not being imprisoned. You are being HOUSED. You are not being mutilated. You are being IMPROVED. You are not somebody's property. You are a VALUABLE ASSET. You are perfectly happy with this arrangement. Which, is not your usual answer to the question of your happiness. Your name is ANIKAH CIKUTO. You are a RUSTBLOOD. You are USEFUL. And you really ought to clean up all that LIME BLOOD before somebody notices. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b8e6856f9508.png @Sartorially on Tumblr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b9280f2bb82.png @Sartorially on Tumblr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/858d3b90eda3.png @Sartorially on Tumblr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/78f0dc4ef3e9.png @Sartorially on Tumblr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f594fe944bf.png @deathlessDeadwood https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e0978c0742e.jpg @deathlessDeadwood https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce6f2ae5403f.png @colonelSassacre ACCOUNT CONTENT WARNINGS: #NSFW #GORE #HORROR #MEDICAL-HORROR #NSFWE #ABUSE #TIME #METAPHYSICS #PATAPHYSICS #GENOCIDE
I'm return/ing back to the Manor/ Found noth/ing/
Eh/ Every room changes, but so long as you're aware of where you're go/ing, you'll end up there/ Tea garden/ Lots of green guys runn/ing around/ A bunch of trolls temporarily employed/ Got any specific th/ings you wanna know///
Obligatory Troll Dictionary Post for the spatter/ing of new humans/ "Ah/ Another human on the troll website/ I'll save you the time of forty posts ask///ing what th///ings are/ If you see a term you're unfamiliar with, then it's probably someth///ing stupid/ BIOLOGY AND THE TROLL BODY abdominal sausages: Guts or intestines aggravation sponge: A very harsh headache acid tract / acid tubes: Stomach or intestines anguish bladder: Organ behind the forehead contain///ing dismay fluid auricular sponge clots: Hear///ing organs bellowsacs: Lungs or breath///ing organs blood pusher: Heart bulge: A general body appendage/ Can refer to someth///ing phallic, a hand, shoulder, back, head, or skull depend///ing on context chagrin tunnel: Anus, or possibly the digestive tract from mouth to anus chitin chunk: Probably a reproductive organ chitinous windhole: Throat digestion bladder: Stomach dismay fluid: Fluid stored in the anguish bladder frond: An appendage, such as a leg, hand, or wrist gallsphincter: Presumably part of a gall bladder ganderbulb: Eyeball gastric evacuation gland: Bowel glance nugget: Eye hear ducts: Hear///ing organs hemospectrum: The spectrum of colors found in troll blood ignorance shaft / ignorance tunnel / ignorance gash: Throat, windpipe, or mouth, particularly when describ///ing someone say///ing someth///ing foolish lobe stem: Part of the brain, similar to a lobe or brain stem lookstubs: Part of the eye, apparently the eyelids lumpsquirt: Someth///ing squirted from a lump meal tunnel: Esophagus nook: A bodily crevice or entrance, such as the anus or throat nub: A lump or protrud///ing body part, such as a shoulder, chest, knee, or short horn nugbone: Head or skull point stump: F///inger porous cranial plates: Part of the skull through which blood flows posture pole: Spine prong: A bodily extension, usually a f///inger or hand protein chute: Esophagus pump biscuit: Heart rumble spheres: Breasts seed flap: Presumably a reproductive orifice shame globes: Presumably sexual organs, possibly analogous to testicles sniffnodes: Olfactory organs sniff nub / sniff tube: Parts of the nose or olfactory system snort barrels: Nostrils spinal crevice: Ass or ass crack spine lump: Part of the head located along the spine, possibly simply the head sponge: Brain squawk blister / squawk gaper: Throat or voice-produc///ing organ squeal pipette: Throat or voice-produc///ing organ strut pod: Foot strut stick: Leg or locomot///ing limb think pan / pan: Brain or head thoratic struts: Ribs thump tortoise: Heart torso pillar: Back or spine wiggler: Larval or infant troll, also used for the young of other species CULTURE AND SOCIETY archeradicator: Alternian military archer arena stickball: Team sport similar to table stickball auditerrorizer: Auditor blastoff device: Rocket blastoff research: Rocket science bookhive: Library breeze blender: Fan capacioniter: Unit of length cavalreaper: Alternian military warrior who uses joust///ing clutchropes: Grappl///ing ropes or hooks cross///ing trestle: Bridge excessive bodily force poetry: Someth///ing similar to Earth slam poetry flaysquad: Group of threshecutioners gamblignant: Deadly marauder with a passion for games of chance grubschool: Preschool or kindergarten hive: House or home hivebatch: Neighborhood or group of hives hive stem: High-rise-like structure with hives constructed along its sides hold pole: Rail///ing killosopher: Philosopher concerned with kill///ing laughsassin / laughssassin: Alternian military combatant who uses trapeze techniques legislacerator: Lawyer and bounty hunter looneyblock: Insane asylum recreational field / recreation sprawl: Park ruffiannihilator: Alternian military warrior known for brute strength schoolhive: School school fed / schoolfed: Educated or "schooled" scienstiff: Scientist or intellectual regarded as humorless or conventional soil perturber: Shovel stemcluster: City composed of hive stems subgrub: Suburb or outly///ing district of a stemcluster subjugglator: Juggalo-like member of Alternia's rul///ing religious or military order subjugglation: Subjugation performed by subjugglators terrologian: Theologian threshecutioner: Alternian military warrior who uses thresh///ing weapons such as sickles thresher: Sharp implement associated with threshecutioners Trollplanet: Alternia, as rendered in the Alternian alphabet FLORA AND FAUNA baabeast: Sheep bark gnomes: Fairies barkbeast / barkfiend: Dog or canine beefgrub: Larva bred for consumption bivalved jewel container / bivalvular sea critter: Oyster or other bivalve buzzbug: Bee cheese critter: Mouse, rat, or similar small rodent cholerbear: Sluggish lusus commonly associated with the teal caste cluckbeast: Chicken or other poultry dangleslug: Squiddle or cephalopod dirt noodle: Worm gobblefiend: Turkey honkbird: Goose hoofbeast: Horse-like animal, sometimes aquatic lusus naturae: Alternian monster species whose members raise young trolls marchbugs: Ants milkbeast: Cow or cattle moobeast: Cow or cattle musclebeast: Large muscular nocturnal creature with humanoid and bestial anatomy nibble vermin: Mouse, rat, or similar chew///ing pest nut creature: Squirrel porkfiend: Pig purrbeast: Cat quackbeast: Duck rainbow drinker: Vampire ripperwasp: Bee-like insect shadow dropper: Undead creature of the daytime shellscuttler: Lobster-like crustacean skyhorse: Fly///ing seahorse-like lusus snake-rodent: Weasel or similar long-bodied rodent-like animal spleenfowl: Loud, unintelligent lusus associated with the teal caste squeakbeast: Rat or mouse st///ingbug: Hornet talonscreecher: Bird trunkbeast / trumpet beast: Elephant tubeflora: Tree woolbeast: Sheep HOUSEHOLD AND FOOD [number] wheel device: Wheeled vehicle or object/ One wheel device means unicycle, four wheel device can mean wheelchair, etc/ ablutionrobe: Bathrobe ablution trap: Bathtub bileslaw: Coleslaw-like food block: Generic word for a room bobblenug: Bobblehead figurine boiled tree blood: Maple syrup or similar sap-based food bulbhuggers: Possible word for a bra buttery exploded kernels: Popcorn churned dairy product: Butter corpse box: Coffin or casket crisprange: Stove Cruel Aid: Kool-Aid-like drink dong shouter: Bell dross coffer: Garbage can escalation zigzags: Stairs extraterraneal land///ing slats: Rooftop balcony-like structures falldown slat: Skateboard fart niblets: Beans flavor disc: Pizza gander precipice: Balcony gland holsters: Possible word for a bra glitter biscuit: Sparkly sticker or award grub: Common Alternian foodstuff, used in dishes such as grubsauce and grubcakes and sometimes in technology grubshed: Small grub-related shed, possibly analogous to a doghouse heft satchels: Possible word for a bra hunger trunk: Fridge or pantry huskloaf: Baked food husktop: Laptop hydration cylinder: Beverage can jut duffels: Possible word for a bra lawnmeal: Picnic lawnr///ing: Yard loaf supplement: Bologna loungeplank: Couch or sofa meal block: Kitchen medicalizer: Wall-mounted heal///ing device nub stilts: High-heeled shoes nutrition cylinder: Can of food nutrition plateau: Plate offal drum: Trash can palmhusk: Mobile phone or handheld computer panlid: Hat protrusion hammocks: Possible word for a bra peal screamer: Bell recuperacoon: Sopor slime-filled sleep///ing pod respiteblock: Bedroom rumpusblock: Recreation or rumpus room scald///ing leaf fluid: Tea scourdray: Mop cart scuttlebuggy: Vehicle/ Can refer to fly///ing, hover///ing, wheeled, or legged vehicles omniscuttlecoach: Large vehicle for transport///ing many trolls, similar to a bus snack mineral: Salt or other mineral season///ing smearspinner: Floor waxer snuggleplane: Blanket spherical fruit str///ing: Grapevine splaysac: Soft chair similar to a beanbag, filled with sopor slime swaychair: Rock///ing chair thermal hull: Refrigerator tobacco flutes: Cigars troll caegar: Coin wheelstops: Brakes wobble rucksack: Possible word for a bra zigzag incline: Stairway EXPRESSIONS AND GRAMMAR "blood beneath the abatoir": "water under the bridge" "bury the thresher": "bury the hatchet" "cloak-and-laser": "cloak-and-dagger" "cold gobblefiend": "cold turkey" "collide-and-scamper": "hit-and-run" columnsnap: Whiplash red distraction fish: Red herr///ing enclosure talons: Quotation marks or f///inger quotes finish crumbs: Sentence-end///ing punctuation, especially periods "grub-fisted": "ham-fisted" hav///ing one's horns handed to them: Hav///ing one's ass handed to them, or be///ing thoroughly defeated "hunt-and-sequester": "hide-and-seek" invertebrother: Fraternal term of affection, possibly religious make one's recuperacoon and wriggle around in its slime: "make one's bed and lie in it" "(not) my container of scald///ing leaf fluid": "(not) my cup of tea" "no need to flip your thinkpan": "no need to flip your lid" "off my swaychair": "off my rocker" "opposable digits in huskloafs": "f///ingers in pies" "r///ings a dong shouter" / "r///ings a peal screamer": "r///ings a bell" "ripperwasp in their jock": "bee in their bonnet" "run-of-the-grain-grinder": "run-of-the-mill" "scrubbed fuchsia": Scrubbed clean or "whitewashed," possibly referr///ing to fuchsia-caste censorship shout pole: Exclamation mark "spill the fart niblets": "spill the beans" "spinn///ing my wheel device": "spinn///ing my wheels" surprise noodle: Question mark tomewriggler: Bookworm "troll caegar a dozen": "dime a dozen" "weakslime": "weaksauce" "when shit hits the breeze blender" / "when shit hits the thresher": "when shit hits the fan" "wild honkbird chase": "wild goose chase" "without a bean in your thinkpan": Empty-headed, unintelligent, or foolish Be warned for #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #biology and whatever else/"
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I never tho- Oh hey/ You have a picture now, Slouch/ Nice/ Anyway/ Uh/ Right/ I didn't think about it go/ing back to humanspeak/ You're one of those smart ones/
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Fuck it/ Main TL Chit/ I don't care/ Throw me to the Beforans and I will come back a mothergrub/ #NSFW
☆ > What does that mean
>>Hm. This Should Be Framed And Studied.<<
Noth/ing/
I do not recall ask/ing/
to thiNk that this time, the beforaNs would maNage to turN a troll iNto oNe... #refereNce
I'll tell you one th/ing/ If you would leave it'd be a cry/ing shame/
Neither, Human/ I'm quot/ing Santana/ But that's a secret between you and me/
No one reads the comments, Dirk/
Why do I feel like someone just exposited for me/// Bastards/
★彡 [d@YUm, gEttIn @ll ExxxpOsItEd n shIt sUxxx.] 彡★
That it does, clown/
★彡 [rE@llY gEts In thE w@Y Of cOnfOUndIn thE m@ssEs. shUccs.] 彡★
-^The Felt often expose each other don’t they.^-
Okay, Mpreg Alpha Wolf Thunderbulge of the Furfest Forest/
Your name is ANIKAH CIKUTO, although you are more commonly known as BUCKET CUMJAR. You are a RUSTBLOOD, according to every official document in your possession. The LIME BLOOD occasionally leaking from the seams of your CRANIAL PLATE suggests otherwise. Your supervisor insists it is RUSTBLOOD. You are employed by THE FELT, although EMPLOYED is a generous description of your circumstances. Your official designation is UTILITY, PROVISIONAL, NON-VOTING, and NONESSENTIAL. You have no particular job description beyond doing WHATEVER THE BOSS LADY SAYS. The Boss Lady in question is DAMARA MEGIDO, a woman whose preferred methods of employee management include HUMILIATION, MEDICULLER INTERVENTION, and whatever else she feels like doing to you that evening. You have a very complicated relationship with her. You will not be elaborating. You will almost certainly elaborate. You are an EXCEPTIONALLY COMPETENT CLEANER, a decent COOK, and an accomplished LOCKPICK. You previously operated something called a MURDERHIVE, which is exactly what it sounds like. Unfortunately, it exploded. You occasionally consider returning to that line of work, particularly when your current employers become insufferable. Unfortunately, quitting comes with certain CONSEQUENCES, and you have already undergone enough LOBOTOMIES to pacify a large civilization. Your preferred implement is a THIMBLE, which allows you to manipulate impossibly fine THREADS underlying physical and metaphysical structures. Your TIME-ADJACENT ABILITY allows you to sever the connection between a person's SOUL and a particular CONCEPT. This is substantially more horrifying than it sounds, which is impressive, because it already sounds fairly horrifying. You also own an enormous SPOOL OF STRING. Do not ask why. Your interests include CRUDE HUMOR, INAPPROPRIATE FLIRTATION, SWAMPS, LOCKPICKING, and making the most profoundly tasteless jokes imaginable about your own circumstances. You proudly identify as the ONLY BUTCH IN THE FELT. You have also spent an unfortunate amount of your online career convincing people that you are NOT A SENTIENT BUCKET. Your legal designation as BUCKET CUMJAR has made this endeavor considerably more difficult. Occasionally, you experience strange memories of a life before the Felt. A LUSUS. FRIENDS. A different name. A different BLOOD COLOR. You have vague recollections of being somebody who was not quite so accommodating, not quite so obedient, and certainly not so EASY TO CORRECT. These memories tend to cause considerable CRANIAL DISCOMFORT, so you generally avoid entertaining them. Fortunately, your surgically altered pan has developed the remarkably convenient ability to supply ACCEPTABLE EXPLANATIONS whenever you encounter something upsetting. You are not being imprisoned. You are being HOUSED. You are not being mutilated. You are being IMPROVED. You are not somebody's property. You are a VALUABLE ASSET. You are perfectly happy with this arrangement. Which, is not your usual answer to the question of your happiness. Your name is ANIKAH CIKUTO. You are a RUSTBLOOD. You are USEFUL. And you really ought to clean up all that LIME BLOOD before somebody notices. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b8e6856f9508.png @Sartorially on Tumblr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b9280f2bb82.png @Sartorially on Tumblr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/858d3b90eda3.png @Sartorially on Tumblr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/78f0dc4ef3e9.png @Sartorially on Tumblr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f594fe944bf.png @deathlessDeadwood https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e0978c0742e.jpg @deathlessDeadwood https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce6f2ae5403f.png @colonelSassacre ACCOUNT CONTENT WARNINGS: #NSFW #GORE #HORROR #MEDICAL-HORROR #NSFWE #ABUSE #TIME #METAPHYSICS #PATAPHYSICS #GENOCIDE
Should I go back to be/ing antagonistic to everyone/// I feel sweet lately/ Like, soft/ I blame that dog/ But I also think it's part of that subservience matrix added to my pan/ Eh/
It's hard be/ing objectively correct at all times/
Gett/ing stalked/ But like/ Lightheartedly/
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Panicked at this notification/
Have mercy/
Santana - Put Your Lights On Good song/
I lost like eighty caegar on that bet/
😏💖😏 need a way to recuperate some big losses with even BIGGER gains? 💸👋👋 👍💡👍🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
What is it this time///
👆👆💰 why, BYOB, bestie 😏💖😏 👍👍💵 be your own boss be your own bestie be your own bailout 🥰🎀🥰 💪⏰💪 be your own buy 😛👅😛 👍👍🏆 BE YOUR OWN BUSINESS! 👐🌐👐 🥰✨🥰 tonight? i like you. so no charge, no cost, no obligations, no questions asked, 180 caegar (80 in principal amount + 100 REPRIEVE APPROVED as a sign-on bonus and goodwill gesture) in your account before COB (close of boss / bestie / bailout / buy / business) 🤏🔮🤏 👍🔥👍 and as long as you repay within the apogee, that is at NO charge to you, empowering you to make the decisions you need, in a GOUGE LATER payment structure that can be broken up into fourths, eighths, fortnites, or sixteenths of the principal loan amount!!! anyway you slice it, that's savings, babey!!! 💪⏰💪 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
How about you BYOB as in, br/ing your obstinate body, over to the West W/ing/// I'm not *stupid* enough to go into a time-cont/ingent loan with the troll with *the* time needles/ You'll probably send me a scour (troll century for any humies read/ing this) forward and demand interest/
😤✨😤 you WOUND me! 🙄💅🙄 💅💄💅 but sure, was worth a shottttttt~! 👌💎👌 👋💰👋 seeya at the West Wing, pretty thing~! we'll #WORK something out👆👆💰 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
That wounds you/// How frail are you///
😌✨😌 currently? puny porcelain princess 🤏👑🤏 😒✨😒 thats because of one troll in particular and a very ✌️🤖✌️ 🤏🔮🤏 VERY 🥰✨🥰 😌✨😌 temporary setback 🥰🎀🥰 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
Fuck/
My type/// Find out, pwincess/// [DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE]
Terrible news/ I'm not go/ing to make it there/ Great news/ Ashgluts are lovely right now/
She/// is on/// the OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE PLANET/////////////////////////////////////////////////////// This is punishment/ Divine Punishment/
Chase them down.
Oh I'm sorry fly/ing skateboard barkbeast man with space manipulation powers/ I'M A FUCKING MIDDLEAGED WOMAN/ ON TWO LEGS/
This Sairou asshole is harder than expected to find/
I don't think I have one/ Otherwise/ Sure/ Do whatever you want to my mouth/
What///
No one's really asked/ So/ No/ I brush/ Floss and occasionally sharpen though/
not.tagging.this.as.you.ream.his.shit.out.is.crazy
i thww you havw thwwmingly nicw twwth from thith photo do not lwt pwoplw run amok in thwrw
My bad Zemdar/ I wasn't talk/ing about his literal asshole/ But while I'm surface side/// haha/ Jk/ Unless/ #nsfw
I have great dental coverage/
:) I'm.glad.you.get.my.kind.of.humor,.ur.so.cool have.fun.on.the.surface
Nagg/ing you to death/ #violence
She's been miss/ing from the manor long enough/ I'm go/ing surface-side/
just realized i ain't seen tantrum tyrant in a little while/ keep/ing that vague/