Jack Noir
@walkstabwalK
HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE
(Just a little ooc infomation/bio post as I get off my lazy butt to make a more detailed thing for Jack later) Canon divergent Jack Noir/Bec Noir. Post Act 5 but never experience anything in Act 6/7 due to making a wrong turn and losing his PM. Had most of his social media presence on Tumblr/Flarping(have been rping him for at least 13 years) and currently lives on a version of Earth in the middle of nowhere. Is married to @forgottenJade and currently has 13 VERY chaotic kids. Is basically a "retired" super villain at this point and far less likely to go around stabbing everyone. Does like to spar/fight with people more then mindless killing. More will be added/a more in depth one as time goes by.
@chillerAficionado Hey Casper did you know that if you throw something in a sprite during a sburb session it ends up in a ring that effects carapaces that wear it? That's right. You could throw in a toy or something that looks like Lighting Mcqueen and I could of been of Jack Mcqueen. Lighting Noir even. Maybe even Mater. Would that make you happy Casper? Would you love to see that? Doesn't this make you excited to one day maybe even player Sburb? Or Sgrub. We can reach peak right now if you just did it with this. Maybe throw in every single cars character figure you have in it.
1) I WILL NEVER BE #SGRUBBINGITUP AS THEY SAY 2) I WOULD THROW IN MY CREEPER NIGHTLIGHT FROM WHEN I WAS WEE LITTLE THING FIRST THINGS FIRST.
WE COULD HAVE THIS CASPER YOU CAN THROW IN MORE THEN ONE THING THINK ABOUT IT CREEPER LIGHTING MCQUEEN MINECRAFT STEVE TRANSFORMERS IT CAN ALL BE OURS
I HATE CARS, JACK. AND I'M NOT PLAYING THE FUCKING KILLS YOU KILLS YOU KILLS YOU GAME
@amorousChanteuse I'm glad to see my hammer comment did numbers with you. Always willing to join the cause of beating people like that with hammers. Or stabbing if you think that would be more entertaining.
it was funny and true, sadly i only have a spear to beat him with.
No you see that is perfect. You can beat him with it AND stab him.
Do I need to set up the search and rescue thing here? Because I am seeing a decent amount of people who had been kidnapped on here lately.
Likely. I am aware Mr. Sabbot has a dedicated chat for those involved with the TCDC. Perhaps you could do something similar.
I just woke up so I am bound to say stupid things so please be patience with this.
@playfulPinniped https://media1.tenor.com/m/4zOwiYvSVwEAAAAC/inefablejuly-dachshund-dog-posing-with-his-best-friend-a-seal.gif I have nothing really to say but this gif. That is all.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUAWWWW GUEHEHE ME AND GYUU?
It could be. We just don't know it yet.
These know it all beings like Scratch or whoever the fuck this writer here just need to get together and play like. I don't know. Russian roulette or something. They clearly know which one has the bullet in it but have to shut up for five seconds to not ruin the fun.
:33 < i'd purrlay russian roulette with them!
Somehow you make it through and beat all of them, mostly because that would be the funniest ending to all of this.
barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark
Woof
awwwwwwooooooooooooooooooo
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/15/da/ab15daecbb0caf60a72d2becf64d6b32.gif
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
I woke up. What did I miss now?
Jack Noir.
Night awooooooooooooo
Awoo
He's Scratch, he's scratch, HE'S SCRATCH I'M SCRATCH ARE THERE ANY OTHER DOC SCRATCHES WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
I'm out of here.
HOW MANY SCRATCHES DO WE HAVE ON THIS SITE?
One more than you can count
One is far too many if you ask me
While I don't like either of them, I'm rooting for @scratchDoc to win because all that @thegoodScratchdoctor has really done since he has got here is cry that Guard didn't do what he wanted so.
I have been here long before that pitifully broken hound was.
wait. wrong one. fuck
i'm al$o rooting for that one. be¢au$e i hate organized religion.
Y'see my problem here.
two idiot cueballs walk into a room. both of them trip over their own feet trying to prove they were already prepared.
you were off being busy and annoying somewhere else. it is your only upside.
unyeah. 👎
I think the Docs need a divorce lawyer to help them in their time of need. I thankfully know a good divorce lawyer.
Oh, okay guys. I read the Doc Scratch post. He said, https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e05ad38bad69.gif #flashing i think
"= egg...? ="
same amount of white roundness
Being with and raising Bella and Rex has really made me numb on "Cryptic bullshit blah blah blah" so I think the Docs really do need to up their game a little bit on trying to freak me out tbh.
Perhaps she can educate me. Haa Haa.
Also I haven't been paying attention, wtf is Grok
I think PM is very slowly learning she prefers me when I don't talk at all.
"We did it! We made the Prize at the end of our session! We can finally claim the new universe!" The sinister and awful Jack Noir:
oh! we met him! he seemed fine after we killed the queen and gave him our wardrobe...