Jack Noir
@walkstabwalK
HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE
Welp going to be cant wait to see the fallout of this in the morning
From what i heard no Roses or Jades went to the #eridanweek / #iwantcandy thing tonight Lets give it up to all the Roses and Jades everyone
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Should I go to #eridanweek / #iwantcandy
Me, Jade and Equius should all laugh at these poor fools
D --> I don't really do that but I'm glad to be inc100ded anyway
sorry jack equius doesnt understand laughter
Hey does anyone know where this Janes place is I think it be funny to rob her when she is busy being the fucking twisted tooth fairy or whatever the lolipop has done to her #eridanweek
B33 < someowne leak that info it would be so funny
does someone still need me to redmiles the event or are we good here #eridanweek
Bro go ham in there. But you might get trickstered too so. Be careful.
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO TELL MY DAUGHTER I MET A FAKE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG SHE'LL CALL ME LAME FOREVER WTF
what is this about a fake shadow the hedgehog? where? i'll kick his ass.
Crocker out here making people sign a NDA agreement over the worst kept secret in the entire fucking universes Like I didn't even need to be there and I figured it out #eridanweek #iwantcandy #icanrunhercompanybetterthenshecould
Still waiting to hear about a celebrity death.
My insider source is telling me, this is in fact, without a doubt Really fucking stupid and I called it. #eridanweek
If no one else has my back, i know shitpeta does
If rankmaid dies during it, it's the only thing of loss
wait what
Anyways, here are my thoughts on whats going to happen at #eridanweek / #iwantcandy orvwhatever we are calling it now 1. Everyone because some dumb fucking trickster 2. Everyone gets mindcontrolled 3. A cult is made 4. A other bomb goes off and since it is bunker everyone dies 5. A Eridan finally loses it and kills everyone
Good odds that somehow most of those will happen.
It's sad really. The more I think about you are right. All 5 of those may happen.
I am the number 1 hater of #eridanweek I think I am finding out
Because I'm Eridanweek’s Biggest Hater. I’m Paying Multiple Tealbloods Double Their Average Rate To Open A Class Action Lawsuit Against Eridanweek Organizers And Crocker Corp For Failure To Ensure The Safety Of Guests.
I hope everyone who goes to this #eridanweek even more pain then usual
(The woes of not showing up to see this #eridanweek because jack would never willingly go near there)
Im serious about the candy thing btw I will pay to have it stolen
:33< gregmewlar candy :33< or the good stuff jack
How much can I bribe someone to take the lolipop during the event
Can't wait to hear how the bunker blows up or something
#eridanweek is spared until I find a way to ruin it without killing
I have a better suggestion.
Kazoos, duct tape, fireworks and tar.