

Laika Harley
@uprootedGarden
Woof They/Them Good/grl 🏳️⚧️ Taken <> @tipsyGenostalgic

okay i'm just gonna watch the stars for a while night https://i.postimg.cc/7lzy75nn/screenshot-20260612-013813.png

dave what the fuck

▲so, puppy themed orgy... thoughts?▼ ▲originally was gonna do just puppygirls or whatever the fuck▼ ▲but why not, could just everyone come dressed as a barkbeast, sure▼ ▲figuring out when after i get a bit of shit fixed▼

Bababooey.

if someone wanted to kidnap me they low-key would just have to ask and i would probably let them

if i fumble i'm destroying a solar system

ruff... i should fight someone

the burning of heart one that i've come to know am i less of a monster than those from below? as i babble tongue-twisters that sound like an ode oh... little star won't you twinkle above #lyricposting

like fucking clockwork #vagueposting

lost my arm whoops

genuinely haven't stopped thinking about last night this is a good thing btw (i think)

fish fear me i don't remember the rest

aruff :)

give your local enby 20$ this #theythemthursday

my kiss count went up by two last night :)

local bars hate this one trick *starts eating the billiard balls* ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀

does blowing someone's shit smoove off count as a beam attack i think it counts personally

2nd amendment beam

should probably block more of the people on here also morning

hive defense tip own a musket for hive defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. four ruffians break into my hive. "what the devil?" as i grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle. blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors barkbeast. i have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. he bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. just as the founding fathers intended. #violence #gore #shitposting

yeah there's an objective best person on chittr and she beats literally all of you by a fucking landslide


























