angstrom "MEANIE" harley!
@grimbarkGuardian
she/it every jades pet girlthing (but especially @gardenGamma!!!) <3< @arachneanGambit trying to be a good guy except right now im MEAN
New pinned: The Condesce won. Grimbark Jade and Crockertier Jane slaughtered their former friends, claimed the Ultimate Reward, and created New Alternia out of Earth B. Time passed, Alternian society was rebuilt, with Jane as the heiress and Jade as the attack dog. Then, Jane was assassinated. It sent both Jade and the Condesce into shock, and after not too long, the Condesce was killed too. Jade, "free" for the first time in 200 years, couldn't handle it... until @gardenGamma stepped in to save her! Since then, she's been slowly rebuilding her sense of self, slowly adjusting to having her own desires. She has decided she is no longer Jade - her current nickname whole she figures that out is Guard. She can be a bit volatile, a bit contradictory, but she's getting better. Most of the time she is very sweet, especially to any Jades (she's got those Bec instincts!) but she can be a bit callous about her past crimes. Warning for #nsfw, #nsfwe, and VERY OCCASIONAL #incest as she explores her newfound sexuality, as well as #gore regarding her past.
had a dream that i was just a girl and a dog again just playing with each other in a field it was nice...... :)
Mistaking delusion for comfort is something you should not do unless you wish to lose yourself idiot.
it was just a dream though... im not pretending its real, just..... having fun thinking about it....... :(
Still I suggest not getting too into them. It is not worth it if you think about them too frequently.
youre right... sorry jane..... i love you
Of course. ... I love you as well.
tHAT SOUNDS LIKE, a VERY NICE DREAM }:)
it was!!!! it was also weird being two entities at the same time instead of just in memories... it felt good though
i CAN, sORT OF UNDERSTAND THAT, hAVING BEEN PART gcAT FOR A BIT THERE BUT, iT SOUNDS NICE THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH YOUR LUSUS EVEN, iF JUST IN A DREAM, fOR A BIT,
i was the lusus too though!!!!!! i think maybe we unfused in brainspace a little? i dont know!
oH, wELL,,, i AM GLAD THEN, yOU HAD A GOOD TIME WITH YOUR WARD, aLSO!
you know what? ive been evil jade and nice angie, im just going to be morally neutral mean angie now. fuck you all.
all im hearing is GLUBGLUBGLUBGLUB ugly fish noises. id tell you to cull yourself but youre still on HIS leash!
continue las)(in out as i step away for a meal. t)(is p)(ase of your life will be so fun to watc)(. t)(e self-alienation will be t)(oroug)( and deeply )(umiliatin.
thank you goatlux you are much more respectable than the fat fetish bioessentialist sollux. and you have a better quirk!
i mean i also have a fat fetish but i get what y0u mean. thanks ig? glhf and all.
yeah honestly thats not the part of him that pisses me off its just his most prominent trait.
THIS IS THE MOST OBJECTIVELY CORRECT ANSWER I'VE EVER SEEN. HELL YES, HARLEY. HELL FUCKING YES.
is it me? is it my problem? am i too loyal??? am i SUPPOSED to berate the people i love?????
CYS
B:// < i dont think its you angie
c< dO yOu Need 2 talK? >c
B33 < oh whoops sorry B33 < still B33 < im a little worried about the fact that shes alchemized another weird artifact
>8/ YOU DONT >8?
woah okay no you obviously are not supposed to do that its not you its the other people because in almost every place on the internet people love being mean than they do being actual fucking people so its like okay you can like playfully make fun of them sometimes your friends i mean but fuck youre not a bad person for trying to be a good person
↘️you bark like a dog with just as little intelligence.↘️
yes!!! its worrying!!!!!! but everyone is just- confronting them directly like thats going to do anything but push them away can nobody see that???
not the way these people seem to want me to i dont know
HM >8/ WE// GOOD /UCK WITH THAT THEN YOU// FIGURE IT OUT
everyone is going crazy and i am the only one who wants to make anything better instead of just kicking people when theyre down and i am SICK OF IT BARK!!!!!!!!!!
i think some people just get like boners for being assholes 24/7 or something but dont let them try to kick you down or anything yourself yknow? at least there are still actual good people out there like you
out of my way gayboy the adults are talking
it's so hard to watch but that doesn't mean it's as hard as actually experiencing it. i gotta keep trying to help as best i can.
THANK you! finally someone with a fucking pusher.
theres no structure in monster college. youre on your own. its every bit as liberating as it is maddening if you never had the discipline instilled in you early. but being the big sis of my family, you get used to it. its hard to not to take charge at this point.
i am just going to be nice to her then!
yyoucan always be nice to me
aww!!! of course i will :) i was talking about someone specific though
i had a feeling about it after the fact so for that i am sorry
Remem6er t9 6e kind t9 th9se with severe delusi9ns. #delusi9ns #kindness #mentalHealth
It wasn't my intent t9 d9 anything 9f the s9rt, I assure y9u. I just want t9 6ecertain I am appraised 9f all p9ssi6le mental health c9nditi9ns a pers9n may have, that I can 6etter understand them and av9id trespassing up9n their 69undaries. It's a pretty n96le thing t9 d9, in my 9pini9n.
Are you saying we need to coddle those with delusions?
I AM PERFECLTY FINE. I DO NOT NEED TO BE PSYCHOANALYZED BY a patronizing dogmatic preacher.
9kay, well, first 9f all I find that a little 6it #insulting. I spare n9 eff9rt in ensuring I minimize the harm I cause, and maximize my a6ility t9 supp9rt 9thers. 6ut it's fine, I f9rgive y9u. #patience #humility. I am used t9 such a6rasiveness f9r my crimes 9f c9mpassi9n. Sec9nd 9f all, I'm glad that y9u 6elieve y9u are fine; we sh9uld 6e kind t9 th9se with9ut delusi9n, t99.
Many wiith 2evere delu2iion2 do amaziingly horriible and unforgiivable thiing2, 2o II am not giiviing them a pa22, e2peciially not my2elf.
And many with9ut severe #delusi9ns d9 amazingly 'h9rri6le' and 'unf9rgiva6le' things as well. S9me 9f the w9rst acts I can think 9f are perpetrated 6y th9se 9f 'gr9unded' minds. 6arring the fact that I 6elieve all individuals capa6le 9f #gr9wth, #change, and #f9rgiveness? It's a little 6it #insensitive t9 presume that 6ecause s9me pe9ple with delusi9ns are capa6le 9f #harm, ALL pe9ple with delusi9ns are danger9us and d9 n9t deserve c9mpassi9n. TW #assumpti9ns #discriminati9n #mentalHealth
II never 2aiid thii2, ju2t that ju2t becau2e you have 2evere delu2iion2, doe2 not giive you a pa22. Could you iimagiine how many people would u2e that a2 a rea2on two get away wiith 2hiit? OH II AM DELU2IIONAL 2O MURDERIING THEM WA2 A-OK, II 2HOULD BE TOTALLY FORGIIVEN.
I think y9u're 6eing needlessly call9us and cruel. It d9esn't give them a free pass, they still have t9 put in the w9rk t9 d9 6etter and at9ne f9r their past mistakes - 6ut that d9es n9t mean they are undeserving 9f empathy, pity, and kindness. If we d9n't sh9w them a r9ute t9 redempti9n, if we malign and 9stracize them, they will see n9 reas9n t9 get 6etter.
i um... hm. i probably shouldnt right? i mean we had a good reason to break up so i dont want to do anything that gets too close to um. that again. but. hm. :/
Yeah don't.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ztay away perhapz. [END MESSAGE]
are you sure? its normal friend stuff to want her to be ok...
i know it'$ hard to wat¢h but there'$ really nothing any of u$ ¢an do i'm p $ure. prote¢t your pea¢e
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it iz but... i d0 n0t kn0w if we can make her 0kay. [END MESSAGE]
jades lips are so soft..... i love her so much ❤️ "oh angie which one?" all of her!!! and them and sometimes him!!!!! ive only kissed three so far but i love every single one :)
hi have we met?? :O
we have talked i think!!! im the one who used to be evil jade but lost the empress and had an ego death and now im nice angie :)
also im your dog!!!!! woof!!! bec filled in some of the gaps where my jadeness used to be so now hes a bigger part of me
oh ok!! i remember you :) we can kiss if you want :O
WOOF!!!!!!!
... sorry did that just get a pity react from lord english? ._.
PURELY CONDESCENDING, MY DEAR.
oh ok lol thanks for clarifying. fuck you
HEEL, DOG.
muttjade made their choice. they were faced with an emptiness NONE OF YOU can imagine!!! you have to be nice to them! you WILL NOT change their mind, so being mean just does nothing except show them that they will never be accepted by anyone else... yelling at them and calling them names only makes what you percieve as a "bad thing" worse!!!! ...theyre happy. can we please just let a jade harley feel happy instead of lonely? :(
#nsfw i was expecting #quadnight to go a little differently but it was still a very nice affair with some fun conversation! thank you again @lilShitpeta <3 maybe one of you can help give me what i missed out on? ;D [A picture of Jade dressed up nicely- several pieces of blue-and-gold jewelry, fingerless gloves with a dark green lace trim, and her hand sprawled out in front of her like an offering to dance. Her main outfit, however, consists of that black dress from all the art. You know the one, with the slits to expose her hips and thighs. Her smile has a teasing flirtiness to it.]
:33< happy to have mew im fur sure gonna do this again it was supurr fun :33< and who knows next time mew may even get lucky ;33c
bark!!! bark bark!!!!! :D :D :D
awrrooo @w@ hi owner!!!!!! #suggestive
:33< mew know i do~ :33< next time ill show mew what im all about~ :33< if mew have questions f33l fur33 to dm meow :DD :33< mew know theyre always open to mew jade!
:33< like candy~
ok, new icon!!! everyone be nice :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/672fbbf05585.png
Short hair suits you very well. I love the way you've styled it.
thank you rose!!!! <333333 ironically its called a "wolf cut" but i got it to look *less* like when i was the wolf.... :P
Very - nice >
I imagine it's also much easier to maintain. I only ever tried to grow my hair past my shoulders once and I got so fed up with it that I took it back down to a pixie after that.
omggg that sounds so pretty... your hair looks really really good in your pfp too!!! <33
thanks profor!!!!!!
(( in fairness i was planning on spriting her anyway, this was just my impetus hehe
Thank you, Angie. It's naturally much more curly, but I straighten it every morning out of personal preference.
(⊱♓︎⊰) space powers shenanigans! https://i.postimg.cc/654wzkbk/screenshot-20260605-185817.png
...what do you mean space power shenanigans? is that not just a pool?
(⊱♓︎⊰) i'm in the backrooms!
WE CAN DO THAT???????
(⊱♓︎⊰) yeah! :)
wait. wait hold on
(⊱♓︎⊰) okay :)
omg im having so much fun!!!!!!!! @gardenPupstic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0a30479d37a.jpg
(( I HAD TO SPRITE HER JUST FOR THIS BIT ))
//I FUCKING LOVE IT
(⊱♓︎⊰) we in the backrooms!
i am going to be happy for them ok? they are happy with )(er...
GOOD DOG.
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fucking love jade :)
...love fucking jade :)
the j
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miss island sometime miss dog legs a little but people legs good woof!!! >w<
oohhhhhhhhh...... super puppymode..... barkabark!!!! woof... puppymode= no much peopleword woof comfy :) little word ok tiny bark :)
c< MeOw! >c
:O kity.... kity friend puppy??? :D
!? :•D Awawooawoo! ?!
awoooo
awwrrooooowoooor!!!!!
many awoooo.... awoooooooooo!!!
c< Kitty frieNd puppy! <:3 >c
pet pet pet
!!!!!!!!! arf!!!!!!!!!!! *bounce bounce feet do little dance*