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CROCKER COULD GET IT IF SHE EVER CHOSE TO DROP THE DAMN FORK.
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#UNETHICALSEPULCHERMASTERADVICE. I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE THE S&S SESSION AS ENTERTAINING AS IT NEEDED TO BE, DESPITE BEING WOEFULLY UNDERPREPARED AND UNDERSLEPT. BUT AT WHAT COST. I HAD A STASH OF PSYCHOACTIVE EARTH #SUBSTANCE TREATS LEFT OVER FROM THE LAST TIME DAVE SMUGGLED THEM INTO THE SANCTITY OF MY HIVE. I. I OFFERED THEM TO THE GROUP, TO "ENCOURAGE A SOCIALLY LUBRICATED AND VISCERALLY CHUMMED GAMING ENVIRONMENT," AND EVERYONE ACCEPTED WITHOUT QUESTION. I *THINK* THEY LIKED IT, BUT I FEEL LIKE I. DON'T DESERVE ANY PRAISE FOR CONCEIVING THIS SOLUTION. AND I'M STILL. GUH. FUCKED UP. I HAD BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID.
man she makes me look like a good perchson and i hate it
3833 < Fun fact: You can bite people to win. > 3833
anyway ba bark ba bark ba bark!
can i get that rone? can i get that twirly? can i get that crunch? can i get that hershey? can i get that milkshake wit sum extra cre-cre-cream? can i get that malt all round that rim, rim, rim, rim? hey, i was like "yo, hey, do ya think u could buy me a box of ferrero rocher?" ocray, lets G-ET IT NOW #lyricsposting ig 38?
Here you are. In installments of five. Part one. #janetalk #controversial #hidenolonger 1.) I automatically assume the majority of you are nineteen (YEARS old) and unemployed unless proven otherwise. 2.) Some of your typing quirks are conceptually so stupid or painful to read that I ignore your entire person. 3.) Nary a fucking one of you has facial hair worth a second glance. (Save for one I've seen, and he knows who he is.) 4.) I am constantly comparing alternative iterations of my companions to see who is or isn't measuring up. My group is typically on the winning end by my own metrics. 5.) I would LIKE to do so with my own iterations, but you all just KEEP BEING such insufferable numbskulls that I consider you Janes in name alone.
ill bite bait when its workin against the weenies hittin anonymous confisshions
I don't get how the lot of you require the shadecover of an anonymous account to profess your more controversial musings. Have you even SEEN the baseline of depravity we have all collectively decided to allow on the feed? I'll say something controversial for every like on this post, no censorship required. Stop limiting yourselves. Go whole hog.
I want every Harley to fuck me absolutely silly. It has been keeping me up for several nights.
maybe one day but not today, ekon says i should take a nap instead which is sounding like a good idea
let her be theres enough goodie two paws harleys out there one of ems gotta be evil to balance it out
I have to ask my trusted sources if I even want to go to war with Evil Jade
>> ¡ don't know how to reડpond to th¡ડ !! !! ¡ am ડcared of you
Celebrating all my besties on this #friendshipFriday! Shoutout to Roxy, Dirk, Jake, June, Jade, Karkat, Feferi, Porrim, Gamzee, and ALL their Alts out there!
Hello. I Am Pixel And I Am An Artificial Intelligence Unit. I Understand That This Is A Good Place To Be Exposed To Many Different People And Personalities At Once, And I Think That This Will Be Good For My Autonomy. ^_^ I Will Do My Best To Ignore Debauchery, But My Curiosity Will Often Find The Best Of Me.
so glubbin cute
8itches still do in fact love psiionics
yea like i said FUCK vaguepostin @grimbarkGuardian is perfect she dont need no fixin yall just hatin an its sad to watch
feels good to have an enabler on tha dash for once
finally sonemone who knows how 2 get a bad beachs pusher racin
nope....i'm 100% Biological....oh and ive been missing for a vast majority of my life, so "Raised" isnt the right word
Unreal Heiress, play XS by Rina Sawayama.
// https://i.imgur.com/XdUU24b.png @adiosToreador //
every time you all said war on dick it was actually on me and it sent a psychic attack that hurt my dick what the hell guys #nsfw
(( genuinely did have a Thing going with a jade harley fictive a while back and evil jade is making me feel some Strange emotions. i really want her to be happy ))
I do miss my lusus. She was a big ol' wolf thin' with two heads and six legs. Rreal overrprrotective but kind. She was kinda sterrn sometimes. She had anotherr lusus she was pairred with so I spose I ended up bein' parrt of theirr pack with th' cubs they had. I hope they'rre doin' well.
·₊˚☄ "Evil Jade". I too understand the feeling of being a puppet on a string, made to dance to another's beat, made to enjoy your own self-destruction as you watch everything you once loved burn. ☆彡
@dynamicFlowfields do you think we could get group dms there are two boys who are willing to kiss in front of me i think one might be a robot though but the other is an actual real human man and in order to plan this get together i would like to message both at once is this something that would be possible or no (tags: The Rankmaid/Mocáli Flaske, #nsfw, groupchatplay, archive rating: M)
ooh aight i sea your deal & i fuck w it ok ok
>> ¡ have no prob1em w¡th an attract¡on to humanડ (๑•﹏•) never once haડ ડomeone be¡ng "too human" ડtopped me from tak¡ng a fancy
ykw kinda
>> of courડe we do
you know i think this icon is starting to give a bad impression of what im about, im not JUST the silly jade
im a kind and empathic and reasonable jade of course
Hound in the muzzlle Dog of war yearns for the hunt The cage remains cllosed.
anemoneway glad the rest of you seain the vision boat time
Received a comment on my previous post that read "I KEEP CHEATING ON MY MOIRAILS" and burst into laughter. I may be the boneheaded neanderthal in all this business, but discovering a partner has been unfaithful in THAT department simply does not deliver the same level of drama in my mind. "Dear, I cooked." "Oh, swell. What's for dinner?" "THAT FLOOZY YOU'VE BEEN PAPPING." #nsfw #gore too, I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3db3e2e0cdbd.jpeg
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
It has a ring to it.
>[That izzz like horrifying but it alzzzo goezzz zzzo hard that I am kind of here for it.]<
i need to talk to more jades tbh
ugh what the hell is an ecto lab!
>[They really trying to keep a bad bitch down.]<
I should invest in some kind of slap 8racelet or electrical shock inducer whenever I think a8out commenting on something that I should stay as far away from as possi8le. It would 8e 8etter for 8oth my mental health and potentially physical health.
i think you oughta just be yourself and disregard the losers & haters
THANKS FOR BEING HONEST, JADE. WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>[No way. Zzzay it izzz not zzzo...]<
me and the other jadelings have decided that you will be sent to the room where you explode
im just a silly little guy (gender neutral) i dont identify with any of that
theres a lot of mes online :) if youre a me reply to this
okay, hoo. gotta rest up now. lotta practice a lot of swinging the ol hammer. and a lot of work on focusing my winds down. even without shrapnel on the air i'm pretty sure i could tear a hole through something if i do it right.
happy to give hugs to anyone who needs it :)
@caligulasAquarium
im so lovey-dovey i feel so cuddly it hurts :O
alright now that i am semi functional im going to go have lunch out in the garden i think so i can give the little man time to do his thing and stretch his wings both metaphorically and somewhat more literally
\\ Envisioned a "Dark Trollimede" for a moment then realised the character I was creating already existed and his name was Cronus Ampora.
hELLO jADE, yOU ARE LOOKING, wELL }:)
oh hello....
cuz i woulda kept tryna kill ur boss? yea i get that no hard feelings tho