Jade Snarly Parley Harley
@gnosticGnaturalist
one day I aspire to be as cool as miss frizzle
its really hard to match the sheer aesthetic of a geodesic dome to be honest.
i dont know if ill be able to make it to the beach party! ive got a lot of chores to do this weekend... :(
fellow dog jades can you digest xylitol i havent wanted to try
i'm not sure my diets been kinda scattered since it happened haven't really tried it before :/
mountain biking is great! especially when you DONT get called cringe for yelling "I AM SPEED" on the downhill
you are!!!
i meant you're speed!!!
oh i did not know #firearmfriday was a thing! i need to get on that...
[|87 :: 1ndeed! Come by my range ;f you wanna pop some heads. R;fles of all cal;ber’s and full autos welcome!
...actually do people know what the 3D dark maze is? trying to google it is zero help. :P
a twelve year old just heard me make the dishes joke in real life and said "chat does she know?" im not sure if this is high praise or if they were dunking on me. :/
WELL DOES SHE KNOW?
dishes -zzt- so mean of them
Surely this time the dishes will STAY DONE. >:T
okay, eggs should be delivered! @trivializinggangster @funnystray
they do have milk, cheese, and green onions in them. sorry if thats not kosher for either of you!
ill be damned eggs i should have asked for money cause i dont like eggs actually
* omg i got them thats so fucking awesome!!!!! boutta dig into these crazy style thank u soo much <3!!
i think if i had infinite time and i cared a lot less i could spend like a hundred years trying to reshape an ecosystem into a temperate rainforest.
[|87 :: 1 have run s;m;lar terraform;n operat;ons but you can h;ghly speed up the process w;th ;nvas;ve spec;es. Th;s ;s not recommended however ;f you want a balanced ecosystem
if i had infinite time i would cry
i mean yeah id probably spend some of my infinite time doing that too. :P
it would be a pretty mixed approach of heavy mulching, introducing appropriate species, making jinx help me with the weather systems, and convincing a lot of people to be cool about it very quickly. :P its probably not an ethical idea but it sounds fun!
[|87 :: 1 must adm;t th;s sounds l;ke a very fun exper;ment
... hmmm maybe i should get some paper bowls first actually!
hi chittheads! im scrambling eggs right now does anyone want some.
ha ha sure
ive been told chittr makes this kind of thing easier so i guess well find out if i can get them to you!
a certain roan lalonde gave me whisky transdimensionally so yeah id say its possible
Remember that you can't save everyone. Remember that you have to try.
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..right - thank you Kris >
this is so tuff
Ah. Feel free to reach out for tips and tricks.
okay, time for me to be a freak in the sheets. which is to say go to bed. :P
:33< goodlight :DD
All these jades suffering and yet we fucking persevere. I'm never becoming someone else's weapon of destruction I'm no crocker bitch. I'm not English's lapdog. And I'm not going to roll over for anyone ever. Fuck the system Fuck the crown Fuck the ones who'll hold you down
okay it doesn t rweally help the fact that jades would prwobably be posting that last line too
Good. Let them post it. Even at their cores I'm sure they know they deserve better
can you not make an 'all jades are horny' joke right now it is in insanely poor taste given whats going on with them
what is going on with them i do not follow them is it something interwesting orw just the same as usual which is verwy much not interwesting
Wait is that what they meant
mutt lost their empress didnt even have time to grieve immediately got taken by another one
i think pickled veggies are really underrated. pickled onion and pickled radish are just the best!!
okay i have pizza. crisis averted! <3
unrelatedly if this pizza place takes any longer with my order im going to do something drastic. :/
dont fucking bomb a pizza place
ugh i cant look at... that. :(
im sorry i tried :(
it just feels like i must be the problem i can never protect the people i love jane, the old lady, my ex moirail... now them.
im a bad guard dog
i dont think thats the case!!! you cant guard people from what they do to themselves... :(
but i did once!!!! i kept this same jade from destroying their entire universe and themself and then i dropped the ball this time i guess i dont know youre probably right i am just having a hard time accepting that