Jade Harley
@gardenGamma
witch of space, plant mom, whiz in the lab! currently living on earth-c! she/pup! nice to meet you! (Username is just to distinguish myself from the other Jades!)
should i make ONE more horny post? as a t-r-e-a-t? #nsfw
do it!!
this was me!! because i love you! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b255ca175d4.jpg
HOW DID I NOT COME ACROSS THIS BEFORE??? HELLO????? its so pretty......
wOW, tHANKS, i LOVE YOU TOO, jADE, i MEAN, iN A TOTALLY CHILL, aND PLATONIC WAY, nOT IN ANY SORT OF, wEIRD OR UNCOMFORTABLE WAY, i DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT, mY OLD CRUSH ON YOU, aT ALL REALLY, eVER SO, yEAH, sUPER COOL, aHAHAHA, wOW!
well thank you tavros! yes there are many types of love that are not just romantic!!
conversion ratio nominal!
but on the other paw, regarding my last post of course my grandpas etiquette lessons were very important to me, and i think about them a lot it is nice to know how to do a formal table setting :P but i also did not grow up with a lot of hangups around sex, which apparently a lot of people do ._. i worry that those things contradict each other, but i guess they dont really! i can be a proper lady AND throw ass
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me: "boy i sure do love being an accomplished expert in my field and an intelligent woman of good bearing! this is great! even though grandpa and bec are gone, they are still watching over me like always, and im sure they would be proud of who ive become." literally anyone: "thats right jade! youre such a good girl!" me: " ._. grandpa dont look for a bit"
i probably should have picked gammaGnostic, it rolls off the tongue better :/
D --> In contrary to this, I believe gardenGamma is quite nice D --> While gamma transitions into Gnostic notably more easily, I think it feels much too blurred D --> The defined line and clear set of syllables in 'gardenGamma' is very pleasant to me
why, thank you, mr zahhak! that is a very well-reasoned opinion and i appreciate you saying so <3
D --> I am a very well-reasoned man, after all. I would not state something lest I knew it was something that needed to be said
i am still in my big titty arc! but i was wondering do any boob havers out there happen to have any tips for actually using them on someone? i dont have much experience :v
it is!!!!! >:((((
what have i set in m0tion. hrm.
curi0us if true. will have two c0nfirm later.
it's a j0ke. see them in moti0n. ha-ha. bo0bs.
nhhhhh.,,.,. t-there's a lot you Can Do with them hahhhaaa.,,,.
#nsfw thanks for another great idea sollux! <3 [A close-up video of Jade's Space-enhanced chest- fittingly, inside a comfy-looking white sweater! She bounces them up and down, and over the *audible* noise of her heavy tits under the fabric, the viewer can hear a little gasp and a giggle at just how much they're moving. Her fingers come up into view, groping handfuls of them and moving them much more slowly and deliberately; the gasps continue, soft and pleasured now. Finally, she lifts them as high as she can and lets them go so they fall back into place! That prompts the most movement so far, and only when her body is totally still does the video end.]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ♱ru-∊, ♱ru-∊. YΩu 屮ȺnnȺ ΣmȺΣⴵ Ⱥ♱ΩmΣ ♱Ωg-∊♱ⴵ-∊r Ⱥnd ☪︎ȺuΣ-∊ Ⱥ fȺllΩu♱? #Σugg-∊Σ♱Ɨv-∊ #pun -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- fΩrgΩ♱ ♱Ω Ɨn☪︎lud-∊ #♱ⴵƗΣƗΣȺnƗnvƗ♱Ⱥ♱ƗΩn -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- yΩu Ⱥlr-∊Ⱥdy |⟨nΩ屮 ⴵΩ屮 ♱Ω ☪︎Ωn♱Ⱥ☪︎♱ m-∊ Ɨf yΩu Ⱥ☪︎☪︎-∊p♱~ rƗgⴵ♱ Ωn ♱ⴵȺ♱ -∊nv-∊lΩp-∊ rƗgⴵ♱ n-∊x♱ ♱Ω ♱ⴵ-∊ b-∊ll. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
aaaa so many likes!! please be sure to check the context hehe https://chittr.ing/profile/gardenGamma/96cede3a-4292-4b58-8169-115ff94aa663
spa(e is an awesome aspe(t, i have de(ided
then again, ma7be 7ou're just making it look good. not a surprise, 7ou make a lot of things look good
i gotta speak the truth, jade!
...am i allowed to go to the maid cafe like this? :o
if they fumble the 0pportunity i need tw0 lo0k into expanding my business p0rtfoli0 intwo cafes.
d0n't start awwing yet, would have tw0 pass the interview. and survive whatever awful uniform my lack 0f shame co0ks up.
D --> Dress modestly and like a proper maid please. Decency is a novelty in the modern night. I e%pect best of us
the bare minimum.
i could alter my clothes so space is not an issue but i am not expecting company so for now im just walking around shirtless it is strange actually feeling well weight and movement on my chest! sometimes i look down and bark a little from surprise ._.
Even after like eight years I sometimes forget i got mine and will like hit em against something or smack em while moving like oh hi. Happens less nowadays. #nsfw
thankfully i can return them to normal size if that is ever a problem! congratulations on yours!!!
mwahahaha...IT WORKED!!!!! the experiment is COMPLETE!!! >:D (ooc: #nsfw art by angstromNSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37652656e1e4.jpeg)
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ⴵƗ! JuΣ♱ ⴵȺd ♱Ω uⴵm.. Ⱥppr-∊☪︎ƗȺ♱-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊ vƗ-∊屮 yΩu |⟨nΩ屮? -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨnd-∊-∊d Ɨ♱ ƗΣ. Ɨ ☪︎Ⱥn Ωnly ƗmȺgƗn-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊ b-∊Ⱥu♱y Ωf ♱ⴵ-∊m Ɨn p-∊rΣΩn b-∊Ɨng -∊x-∊mplƗfƗ-∊d fur♱ⴵ-∊r. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- yΩu'r-∊ 屮-∊l☪︎Ωm-∊, Ɨ♱Σ ΣuƗ♱Ɨng ♱ⴵȺ♱ Ⱥ vƗ-∊屮 Ωf yΩu Σu☪︎ⴵ ȺΣ ♱ⴵƗΣ r-∊☪︎-∊Ɨv-∊Σ ΣuƗ♱Ɨng prȺƗΣ-∊. ȺbΣΩlu♱-∊ly Σ♱-∊llȺr. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Σ♱-∊llȺr Ɨnd-∊-∊d, Nu☪︎l-∊Ⱥr -∊v-∊n~ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
ARF ARF BARKBARKBARK AWOOOOOO PANT PANT PANT
i know this is a super basic question but i have gotten mixed results do trolls have testicles? ._.
some do. most do not.
hi there master! <3 i am hard at work, but i just keep thinking about you as long as im in the lab, maybe we could get down to making a... NUCLEAR family? ;B [A video of Jade in what must be her physics laboratory, wearing a labcoat and nothing underneath. She holds it closed over her chest, and sways her hips back and forth for a short while before pulling it open enough to show off her mosquito-bite tits. Then, she turns around and bends over the counter (similarly to another photo she's posted before)- even a flowing coat like this is tight against her ample rear. With a smile over her shoulder, she reaches back and lifts it to show off her thigh, then the bottom of her asscheek, then hikes it to the side to show off her faintly wet hole. Clearly, she's ready for what her caption mentioned...With an enticing shake of her hips that sets her soft butt to jiggling and her submissively-raised tail wagging with it, she turns the recording off.]
wearing a labcoat like this goes against all my instincts as a scientist... DX but my other instincts needed to be indulged too!! 🥺
B:33 < hell yeah cute video!
see, i (an't a(tuall7 give 7ou that, but i'm willing to tr7 anw7a7s
you gotta believe!!!!! humans can have grubs if you just keep pailing me!!!!
i like the wa7 7ou think!
yeah okay i'm getting you pregnant today
okay. does anyone have strong enough telepathy to find or communicate with laika?
... please stand by.
i may need to organize another rescue mission at this rate or i could just wipe the place out myself and save everybody a lot of trouble
Count me in.
my priorities arent unlike a tree all i see is up and light and sowing seeds finally all my leaves are green, my fruits are sweet growin twenty feet tall, even https://youtu.be/9dO20x5eOYc
ive been working hard and i think i have earned a pet or two if that would be to your liking <3
PET PET. (:B
pet pet :)
arouff!
"dont bark at that squirrel, jade, youre better than that," i say only to run after it anyway ._.
raise it like reverse mowgli instead of being picked up by wild animals and bein raised by them youre picking up wild animals duh
Jade, please. Do not steal the wildlife.
Leave it be.
looks up at you with my big bright eyes
Yes? What can I do for you, darling?
urge. to pet. rising.
B33 < pets you so sw33tly B33 < and then nyalso katsup blasts you
BX// < j33ze ok the meme wasnt worth it B33 < sorry jade
oh, my 6loodpusher... [petpetpet] ^◡^
@grimbarkGuardian does this almost every day!! it really does feel wonderful to love yourself <3 [A video of the two Harleys sitting together and passionately making out. Since they look almost identical, the only things that give away that it's Angie sitting on Jade's lap and having her hips and ass squeezed, and not vice versa, are her shorter hair and noticeably bigger chest. The two pull away to breathe- Jade's tongue hangs out of her mouth, but she manages to regain enough of her composure to smile, cup Angie's face, and lovingly coo at her. Angstrom woofs with joy!]
thank you for letting me show people how we love each other!!
oh my gawd *lookin not respectfully in the slightest*
#§elf(c)e§t ™
Woah.
*Looking VERY disrespectfully.*
On it.