Jade Harley
@gardenGamma
witch of space, plant mom, whiz in the lab! currently living on earth-c! she/pup! nice to meet you! (Username is just to distinguish myself from the other Jades!)
at the "listening to angsty vent songs" part of my spiral 😔 i would lyricpost but id feel embarrassed
i dont know why i even bother making these posts because no one from my universe is on here anyway! but if anyone is, i am not going to bed yet but i will be silent for a little bit. im going to stand on something high up and just. breathe the air.
a wonderful pass time :)
fuck me for trying to help i guess! #vagueposting
i am noticing a distinct lack of daves freestyling on the tl so i have an excuse to jump in >:v
licks you!
:33< woah!
B33 < kneads you tbh
ack!
omg!!!! my dave agreed to let me be his hype dog on a track hes working on <3
#nsfw do people mean it when they say they like the contrast? 🥺 [An image and a video of Jade in the nude. The image is a POV of the viewer on a bed with her popping up next to it, her flat chest centered. Though her huge smile is pretty eye-catching too! The video, meanwhile, shows her jumping up, spinning around, and forcefully sitting on the bed to show off her plump rear and make it jiggle a little. She shakes it from side to side a few times before the video ends.]
i have a (onfession - i’ve alread7 seen them! the7’re all extremel7 good, and that’s wh7 i knew 7ou’d be gorgeous and find 7our audien(e. whi(h in(ludes me
ehehe, sorr7, jade. unfortunatel7, whenever i see someone as (ute as 7ou blush, i have to keep going
woah?!????!!!! you're so hot me??? i didn't not get this much ass i'm jealous >:O
well i didnt get a chest like yours!!! so i get to be jealous too!! XP
well you rock that flat chest and big ass look so well?? you could knock someone out with that thing yknow
aaaaaa thank you jade!!! >////< if i can be straightforward for a sec you are always very open about being lewd and i like talking about it with you!!! :O <3
really??? i'm always worried that other jades find me weird or smth.... >~<
well i dont mind at all!!!! in faaaact would you mind dming me? <3
heheheh i wouldn't mind at all!! i love the sound of my own voice~
do i talk/post/worry about my body too much? ._. #nsfw #suggestive
c< i MeaN, its yOur accOuNt sO dO wHatever, rigHt? >c
i don’t think 7ou even talk about 7our bod7 the most out of jades. 7ou’re fine!
well i feel like half the tl knows i have a big butt and small boobs im insecure about ._. what if i seem shallow?
having a big butt and small boobs is great! if people sa7 that 7ou’re not attra(tive be(ause of that, then 7ou haven’t found the people who will trip over themselves for someone with a bod7 like that. and also the7’re assholes, don’t listen to them
youre right i HAVE found people who like me for that <3 in fact i should post about my body MORE!!!! >:D
that’s the spirit! 7ou’re hot, 7ou should revel in it! assuming 7ou want to!
how can i be surrounded by so many wonderful people (both in my universe AND on here!) and still feel lonely? :( #vagueposting
Yeah I dunno what to do about that same issue :(
jade to jade hug... im sorry :( im sure one day we will all feel better!
we have all been aroUnd the block a few times over here, so i've asked my jade and she had this to say: "it takes time definitely and jade i will not lie to you it never totally goes away :( but it does get better! YOU get better! instead of a constant buzz it becomes an occasional episode snd you have people around to help you through those! <3 hm lets see what else oh! we age like a fine wine so dont feel weird about hitting 30 or 40 or 50! thats the kind of thing that seems so terrifying in your twenties but trust me its so worth it" and yoU know what? as a fellow lonely space player, i agree! <3
could you please tell your jade i am very grateful for her kind words? <3
of coUrse, lovely! sUch a sweet woman, she is.
#kismessitude god im sorry to keep posting about them but GRRRRRR THEYRE SO MEAN AND UNPLEASANT!!! swoons <3<
@caligulasAquarium FUCK YOU???
jade is evverythin ok
uuuugh eridan PLEASE! i have to go through ALL those notifications one by one!
look youre almost to 5k
oh my god. youre fucking pitchflirting with me, arent you?????
wwhat no you already got a kismesis i thought wwhat do you take me for some kinda hivvewwrecker
wwell im not
fine fine i already made my point wwhich is that the prince both givveth and taketh awway for my indiscretions i offer you one like and pity let us be as oomfs after this
wait when did my kull score exceed my kult!! D: what did i do.... OTL
ehm..!! do not...worry I can fix...this! (> o < ❀)
it ou6hta be Criminal for a jade t'be 6iven more kull than kult! u︵u
Sorry...(u . u ❀)
its okay!! that was a very kind thing to do <3
cause even when i dream of you!!! (how do i live without you, i wanna know) the sweetest dream could never do id still miss you babe and i dont wanna miss a thing~ <3 #lyricposting
how are the #pumpkinpiepals feeling today :O i have been so busy i forgot to check in!!
uugh i am just going to answer all these dang prayers i have piled up!!!! yes random guy walking home i WILL shine a little brighter for you! and yes little girl your doggy WILL get better! and yes maam the pollen will ease up on you!
am i a bad person? i dont THINK it was a bad thing to do, she was so needy but i cant shake the feeling that i should have turned it down and given her space pun kind of intended hehe #vagueposting
please refer to my last comment to you :D
but she hasnt been truly loved in so long...what if shes just latching onto me because im the first person to be nice to her??
Yo+u have no+ idea ho+w well I kno+w that co+ncern. So+metimes that is the case - o+ther times it isn't. Yo+u sho+uld just talk to+ her abo+ut it. I'm no+t go+ing to+ pretend I haven't used my intuitio+n to+ determine who+ yo+u're talking abo+ut, and she seems mo+re than happy abo+ut it all.
i have culled thousands and you are worried about being the bad person???? :P youre so sweet bark....
that is the POINT!! you would never have done those things of your own free will, but if i took advantage of the loneliness of someone with a (no offense) recovering mental state i could never forgive myself!
well... in the very very very unlikely scenario i regret it then i will forgive you!!!!!! woof!!!!!!!!!
(i hate the accidental hatereact!!!)
i know your light rays night, days harmonize the noise can you hear how loud your voice is? is it luck? was it your choices? from afar, our counterparts keep us alive when its dark, i know youre here to shine how does it feel to be the light? whats life like from inside? #lyricposting
and why would you pretend that theres anything that you're able to mend? your ability to care is discarded on the floor so face the pain head-on or just ignore #lyricposting
(i know this is a sad song but i promise im not feeling sad right now!)
sorry for my earlier frustration!! @grimbarkGuardian has been safely rescued and brought home!!! thanks so so SO much to everyone who helped: @telekineticArmageddon, @timaeusTestified, @tempurredCauserie, @aventurineCopycat, @gallowsCalibrator#1433, @ectoBiologist#6844, and @zoosmellPooplad!!!! i love you and will be grateful to you forever!!!!!!!! everybody cheer and clap for them :D
oh no, are you pissy that your other self got murked by some lowbloods? too bad so sad! :D
THIS IS A PRETTY HUGE FUCKING RELIEF. SORRY I COULDN'T DO MUCH TO HELP.
you know what karkat? you inspired me with moral support :D
no. i )(eard of )(er failins; s)(e was weak, s)(e deserved it. but t)(at jade will never grow stronger if you keep bailin )(er out of t)(ins. one day, s)(e will )(ave to figure t)(ins out wit)(out you all. and t)(at will be a true test of )(er mettle.
OH MY GOD SHUT UPPPPP
Girl, nobody asked.
requesting backup w extrication mission grimbark jade, approx. year 2189, in need of rescue uninjured, but mental state unknown @zoosmellPooplad youre coming with me. time players also appreciated
already there. idk what help ill be but i dont have anything else g0ing on.
Still recruiting?
Give me three minutes and I can be there.
you got it. i’ll make sure i’m actually able to get in there, last i tried her timeline was so far-gone that my narrative influence couldn’t even allow me to send a hand over to her.