Jade Harley
@gardenGamma
witch of space, plant mom, whiz in the lab! currently living on earth-c! she/pup! nice to meet you! (Username is just to distinguish myself from the other Jades!)
@grimbarkGuardian does this almost every day!! it really does feel wonderful to love yourself <3 [A video of the two Harleys sitting together and passionately making out. Since they look almost identical, the only things that give away that it's Angie sitting on Jade's lap and having her hips and ass squeezed, and not vice versa, are her shorter hair and noticeably bigger chest. The two pull away to breathe- Jade's tongue hangs out of her mouth, but she manages to regain enough of her composure to smile, cup Angie's face, and lovingly coo at her. Angstrom woofs with joy!]
thank you for letting me show people how we love each other!!
oh my gawd *lookin not respectfully in the slightest*
#§elf(c)e§t ™
*Looking VERY disrespectfully.*
On it.
(wee woo wee woo!! #nsfw warning!! hazardous levels of ass in this post!! ooooo you better watch out!!!) as promised here is me dropping it XP yall DID say you were ready [A video. Jade's close to the camera, adjusting its angle and ensuring it works as intended. She gives it a thumbs-up, then steps back and turns around. She's wearing a lil' tank top that leaves some of her tummy and the white trail of fur visible, and tiiiiiny jean shorts. A moment later, just like she said, Get Low by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz starts to play, and Jade pops her hips along with it. She clearly knows the song by heart as she happily dances, following any instructions it gives- even dropping onto all fours on "crawl" and grinding her hips against the floor. It's only on D-Roc's verse that she captchalogues her top, then turns around and starts properly twerking- the shorts leave more of her ass out than covered. And after 4 minutes involving lots of squatting down, throwing ass, and singing along to the more energetic bits, she's clearly a little tired but smiling nonetheless. She turns around, and with a wave goodbye, switches the camera off.]
you are the third person to say that... apparently my hips are a good luck charm for the start of your day
Is it bad if I admit I come back to this post every so often?
i’m just sa7ing the truth, whi(h is that 7ou are super hot and a great dan(er, and i’m glad 7ou responded be(ause responding to that means the video (omes up in front of me again
<<"yyou're very pretty,,,,">>
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shhh! :P the site is a little quiet so i am reposting it later hehe
*rolls around on your tl!*
i should probably change to my normal green but i have gotten kind of used to this brighter lime color whats a gardenGamma gal to do?
3833 < I t)(ink your current gr33n is purrfect! If mew wanna c)(ange it it's completely up to mew!
this is easier to read if that helps
is it strange to sometimes take comfort in being a goddess? i do not like focusing too much on actual religious practices because i do not want to get a big head but being a person has always felt like something i am TRYING to do, and not always succeeding at so i suppose i like being something that is important to people, and does not need to be anything other than what it is whether thats a dog or a god :P
i totally get it!! being a person brings a sense of expectations in what i should do and be and while being a goddess is similar the expectation are different!! i can be kind without expectations for ulterior motives and just show up anywhere without being too out of place :D
i am really happy you get it jade :,) of course i wouldnt trade the life i have now for anything, but slipping into a different kind of existence sometimes helps me
but before that i am taking a break from coooool new jade stuff to decompress for a little bit and this is one of my favorite ways to do so! [A video of Jade sitting on her bed with her legs crossed. She raises a flute to her lips and begins playing: https://youtu.be/tfQWV7rViSA After it resolves, she takes in a deep breath, smiles serenely at the camera, and switches it off.]
Beautiful.
#nsfw gauging interest since i like when i post lewds and people praise me XP given my last lyricpost...do i record a video of me dropping it low? perhaps even clapping it? is the world ready?
did not mean that hate rea(t even in the slightest
3833 < )(i yea)(, t)(e world is ready
i alwa7s en(ourage people to express themselves and feel proud of being hot! and the fa(t that i also reall7 want to see 7ou do that is i(ing on the (ake
ehehehe. (ake.
Yes.
<<"...i wouldn't dislike it that much is for sure">>
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOW TO THE WALL #lyricposting
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ♱ƗL ♱ⴵ-∊ Σ屮-∊Ⱥ♱ DRΩP DΩ屮N MY BȺLLΣ (MY BȺLLΣ) ♱ƗL ȺLL ♱ⴵ-∊Σ-∊ BƗ♱☪︎ⴵ-∊Σ ☪︎RȺ屮L! (☪︎RȺ屮L!) #lyrƗ☪︎pΩΣ♱Ɨng #Σugg-∊Σ♱Ɨv-∊? -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
TILL ALL SKEET-SKEET, MOTHERFUCKER (motherfucker) TILL ALL SKEET-SKEET, GODDAMN (goddamn)
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ♱ƗLL ȺLL Σ|⟨-∊-∊♱-Σ|⟨-∊-∊♱, MΩ♱ⴵ-∊RFU☪︎|⟨-∊R. (mΩ♱ⴵ-∊rfu☪︎|⟨-∊r) ♱ƗLL ȺLL Σ|⟨-∊-∊♱-Σ|⟨-∊-∊♱, GΩDDȺMN (gΩddȺmn.) -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
LET ME SEE YOU GET LOW, GIRL (you scared, you scared) DROP THAT ASS TO THE FLOOR, GIRL (you scared, you scared)
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- L-∊♱ M-∊ Σ-∊-∊ YΩU G-∊♱ LΩ屮, GƗRL (yΩu Σ☪︎Ⱥr-∊d, yΩu Σ☪︎Ⱥr-∊d) DRΩP ♱ⴵȺ♱ ȺΣΣ ♱Ω ♱ⴵ-∊ FLΩΩR, GƗRL. (yΩu Σ☪︎Ⱥr-∊d, yΩu Σ☪︎Ⱥr-∊d) -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
blindfolded and with a sub-30 time limit! howd i do? :P [A picture of a formal dinner set. Each one of the MANY utensils is neatly arranged in its proper position.]
whoa you ate everything! thats so impressive!
stupid body needs to stop falling asleep!!! i have shit to do!!!!!!
Snooooooore mimimimimi snooooooooooore mimimi
Honk shoo honk shoo <—- thats gonna be you any second now trust
Heh, hit em with the sleepy rays Works everytime
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#maiddressmonday! serving in the lab today!!! [A picture of Jade in her green maid dress, although with a longer apron to cover her legs. She's leaning over a counter with her leg kicked up, smiling over her shoulder- a fairly normal pose for her pics like this. Seems she's working on some kind of blueprint, though...]
This made me feel things.
~Things~ #suggestive
...theres still time.
...for..?
IS THERE REALLY?
lots of things! the future is not written anymore, and there is so much of it waiting for me i want to try something new with the life we fought for
always! and it does not have you anywhere in it!
oh okay, well i hope whatever happens in the future goes well. you've earned it okay. :)
venting, sorry everybody!!!
mE WHEN i AM PLAYING, aMONG uS, tHE VIDEO GAME,
oh, earth to god, ive said enough theres still time to do the things i should have done #lyricposting
#nsfw i do not go into heat very regularly but it does happen! and if it does yall have to PROMISE not to call me cringe or shallow or a slut or any of those things!!! please and thank you
if anyones mean to you lmk ill beat em up
I'm going to say the same as Dolli. Anyone who gets on your case will face my wrath.
Mwah.
jadey id nevr call u cringe but feel free 2 gimme a call if u ever need help w that ;) #suggestive
well it seems like today is a very bisexual day i love pretty and elegant women and tough women and all kinds of women! but also! oh my GOSH a sweet boy with a nice smile who smells good,,, <3 i must sound pretty dorky but it is true! XP
loud rechitt
for this #harleyhour, id like to request that you touch grass!!!! smell a flower or look up at the stars and savor the experience, because you deserve it!
i am not usually inclined to get involved with the felt but the #feltopening IS a good excuse to dress formally...
maybe i can reuse an outfit i picked out but didnt get a chance to wear... hows this? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29d00c63d6ba.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22b72ba80a35.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/985c64ce0930.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60bdc7c242b8.jpeg
hello there you! yes YOU! do you have some big feelings you want to get out, but youre unsure how? are words making you tongue-tied? are social interactions just too confusing? then try woofing today! whether in a crowded party or the comfort of your own home, a nice loud BARK is a surefire way to put some pep in your step! so dont wait! yip! arf! bow-wow, and do it now!
woof!! :D
Awoo?