Ultimate!Shradi Trozin
@garrulousArbiter
((disteal picrew pfp)) She/Her Was a PA to a legislacerator firm until my fuckass kismesis got me to play this game and now our world is fucking GONE.
((Obligatory Pinned Post Breaking down the character. Warning for Substance and violence on this account.)) Your name is SHRADI TROZIN. Your interests include criticizing chick flicks, debate, and hang-gliding. You have very quick reflexes and startle easily which makes you ANGRY when it happens. Your lusus was a giant hissbeast/slitherfang that constantly leapt out at you from hiding places to keep you on your toes. You hate PRANKS and distrust CLOWNS and their stupid fake religion. You have a slight drinking problem that you're working on. Your kismesis was a blueblood that constantly got on you for not being more respectful of Highbloods and the hemospectrum hierarchy. They died Heroically saving your life. You hate them still for that, and are now cagey about quadrants. You act like you have no interest in a matesprit but secretly really do want a flushed and pale quadrant filled. In game you are a Knight of Rage and your planet is the Land of Chutes and Ladders. The consorts are yellow iguanas and your denizen is Dionysus. Your strife specibus is Hammerkind. Your kernelsprite prototyped your stuffed lusus and a jack in the box, thus making SpringSnakesprite. You hate it. Now that the Game is Finished and your other sessionmates have helped construct a new universe, you have found access to this strange version of Chittr. WHAT WILL YOU DO? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf967d38f3d8.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3b079c1f505.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b96ad3e2e1f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3fedeb478986.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5ebe4a4ad998.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70d9c6fa5688.png
My liege i§ (R)ight, the(R)e i§n't enough §ini§te(R) evil happening f(R)om you all...thi§ doe§, howeve(R), benefit u§ when it (c)ome§ to (c)onque(R)ing all. ™
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ Σ屮-∊Ⱥr ♱ⴵƗΣ lȺ☪︎|⟨-Ⱥ -∊vƗl ƗΣ drƗvƗn' uΣ ⴵ-∊n☪︎ⴵ-∊Σ Ωu♱♱Ⱥ buƗΣn-∊ΣΣ! 屮ⴵΩ Ⱥr-∊ 屮-∊ gΩnnȺ 屮Ωr|⟨ fΩr Ɨf ♱ⴵ-∊Ɨr ȺƗn'♱ Ⱥny dȺmn r-∊Ⱥl prΩpȺ -∊vƗl ♱Ω 屮Ωr|⟨ und-∊r! #ⴵ-∊n☪︎ⴵpΩΣ♱Ɨng -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
don't know how id get any evill done without someone with the wisdom and drive of my cllosest advisor.
I live to §e(R)ve you(R) will, my liege...™
Hate it when the fa(c)t that I'm a§§o(c)iated with a violent mu(R)de(R)ou§ death (c)ult make§ people a(c)t like I'm gonna be violent & mu(R)de(R)ou§! That make§ me §o MAD! #not§ovaguepo§t #make§melaugha(c)tually™
And on Fi§hingF(R)iday/K(R)i§'§ bi(R)thday too? You guy§ §u(c)k.™
That'§ in§ane. §he'§ on he(R)e? I thought I would be one of the lu(c)ky one§ & not have to §ee §ome a§§-ba(c)kwa(R)d§ take on my An(c)e§to(R) he(R)e but fu(c)king hell. #not§ovaguepo§ting #da§hwat(c)hing™
Of (c)ou(R)§e the §ite that majo(R)ly la(R)p§ at having §ex would go (c)(R)azy about wanting #§elf(c)e§t. (C)an’t get mo(R)e ma§tu(R)bato(R)y than that. #n§fw™
who are the sex larpers?
The people ea(R)lie(R) going on about how many (c)a§ual §ex pa(R)tne(R)§ they get a§ if it ain’t the §ame fou(R) o(R) five people who all bang ea(c)h othe(R). #n§fw™
oh, for sure.
It'§ ea§y to find a pa(R)tne(R) if you (R)a(R)ely eve(R) §ay no to anyone who a§k§.™
No You Are Not " Ultimate ", You Will Never Even Come Close To Shadow The Hedgehog's Glory.
⧃ I don't know who that is but I'm going to rechitt this on the principle that I think when someone calls themself "Ultimate" it makes them look silly.
"Faker? I think you're the fake God tier around here!"
How the hell did the "Woke!" t(R)end tu(R)n into the "Evil!" t(R)end? I think that'§ §aying a lot about §omeone.™
§ometime§ you §ee a po§t §o §pe(c)ifi(c) to a pe(R)§on'§ in-g(R)oup that you wanna a§k que§tion§, but you know bette(R) than to do it. #vaguepo§t #da§hwat(c)hing™
I could go for the Platonic ideal of a nap on my Platonic ideal of a bed before I go to the Platonic ideal of the gym.
An Ultimate Self, like any Platonic ideal, is corrupted the second it contacts reality. Many of us are *closer* to our Ultimate Selves, more potent emanations thereof, but the Ultimate Self is not a person who can talk and post and argue online. You cannot sit on the Platonic ideal of a chair.
Newsflash: none of you are Ultimate. Most of you are not penultimate. Some of you I am not entirely convinced have achieved a base percentage of yourselves, though you have nevertheless developed the extraordinary confidence required to declare yourselves the pinnacle of what you could ever become. Go ahead, tell me the omniscient patterns of any other self you have on here. You can't. You truly can't. You might get lucky with a guess for a single other iteration.
i mean they'RE certainly not HERE. so, like, dead. or sad. or dead and sad? this actually got strangely depressing to think about.
An Ultimate Self, like any Platonic ideal, is corrupted the second it contacts reality. Many of us are *closer* to our Ultimate Selves, more potent emanations thereof, but the Ultimate Self is not a person who can talk and post and argue online. You cannot sit on the Platonic ideal of a chair.
thank y0u. concept in general seems dumb and p0orly th0ught out. like s0me desperate anime thats run two l0ng.
hUH,,, i THINK i JUST FELT, bARA! FOR A MOMENT, tHERE,,, aND LIKE, i WANT TO TIP, mY FEDORA?
I could go for the Platonic ideal of a nap on my Platonic ideal of a bed before I go to the Platonic ideal of the gym.
If anything i feel less like myself every day
As the Peixes might say, krill fishue. As a magical woman might say, frill wishue. As a particularly slobbery yet well-meaning relative you only see once a year might say, we'll mishue! As a humbler laborer of the land and tiller of the soil might say upon seeing her grindstone has been used for that wacky zaza, mill misuse. As a note left for room service on one's way out after a particularly dreadful night of allergies might read, fill tissue. As the reveal that the one so sick was the preserver god of Hindu mythology might make one utter, ill Vishnu. Ahem. This is all to say that maybe you cannot, but *I* can sit on that Platonic chair. Look, you can see my shadow overlapping its shadow against the cave wall over there. That means I'm sitting on it.
i think kurly tried to explain what that stuff all means and all it gave me was a pan ache lol im sure there are mes who think they are a better me than me hell i talk with one every day but like also who cares??? if being the best me sucks than why bother im cool being a mediocre me in that case hehehe
Not sure about the rest of these chodes, but I can attest with a startling degree of certainty that Dirk Strider scratched his balls just now. #UltimateAwareness. #Omniscience.
You have a live webcam on plushrump to confirm this. That hardly counts.
sleep token came on the radio. turned that shit off.
i THINK IT IS, sORT OF STRANGE, fOR TWO HUMANS WHO ARE DATING, tO SAY THEY ARE MATESPRITS, lIKE,,, iT 1S NOT JUST A SYNONYM, fOR A CLASSIC HUMAN, rOMANTIC ENTANGLEMENT, aND THERE ARE DIFFERENT IDEAS, aND EMOTIONS AND, cULTURAL, tHINGIES, tHAT COME WITH IT, sO IT KINDA JUST FEELS LIKE, pLAYING AT BEING A TROLL, wITHOUT REALLY, uNDERSTANDING THE NUANCES OF, oUR SYSTEMS OR, tHINKING ABOUT 1T BEYOND, wANTING TO USE US AS A TREND, iT IS,,, wEIRD, aND SOMETHING i SEE ON eARTH-C, a DECENT AMOUNT,
it’s juvenile sxcially cxntagixus atxtixn-seeking. - xx
B33 < what if i could make them furiends
fu(c)king hell §ome of you need to be (c)hipped with a t(R)a(c)ke(R), I fu(c)kin' §wea(R). #da§hwat(c)hing #not§ovaguepo§t ™
You're telling me.
it'§ not even been a full week §in(c)e §omeone got taken! & it'§ the §ame pe(R)§on! ™
I know. Just let them ruin their own life.
Oh, I don't plan to get mo(R)e involved than thi§. Ju§t wild to §ee it happen §o often. That one'§ gotta have §ome kinda (c)o§mi(c) ta(R)get on them. ™
In the words of a wise man: "Nobody wants to get better. They want to fuck and get worse." #nsfw
𓂃𓊝𓂃 N0t all highbl00ds, but always a highbl00d. 𓆝
Announcing the theme fur our seclawnd #GothNight!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
💠~ Isn't like, the point of lolita fashion to be cute and not sexy? ~💠
Yes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ The term "lust" isn't automatically sexual...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ The Lust fur life as example...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Lust is a yearning, the title of this event meaning a yearning fur cuteness and lace...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
💠~ Hey babes, if you meant yearning then maybe you have like, said that? Lust like, totes means a different thing in our current language. ~💠
What are you fucking talking about does your pan work I'm so serious cheese say something wise to me I'm goinginsane...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
💠~ I mean that like, most people are familiar with the term lust as being a term for sex or sexual desires, babes. So if you like, just meant yearning you should use a different word. ~💠
Be §o fo(R) (R)eal, lot§ of people know lu§t mean§ a Yea(R)ning fo(R) §omething. Ju§t be(c)au§e you've got a goone(R) b(R)ain doe§n't mean eve(R)yone doe§. ™
💠~ Okay babes, I'm like, going to hold your hand when I say this but the like, sin of lust in the human bible isn't about yearning. ~💠
💠~ Like yeah, a lot of people know that, but the common connotation isn't that, you know? ~💠
by combining all the alternate designs i have created the ultimate-shelf. it is like a shelf if it was more important. or something.