Gander Grimzl
@televisedAviamor
I am a silly goose. HE/HIM Seen me on TV? No you haven't! (Yes, this is Literally My Name.)
Lik£, my littl£ lik£, hoofb£ast lik£, sona for lik£, @t£l£vis£dAviamor ;D !!!<3 https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/3f£54a928ff7.png
[???] My appearance tonight was severely lacking. We should lay some jokes out on the feed. Would be a nice change of pace. Why did the troll turn on the radio after culling someone? He was getting tired of the dead air.
Lawsuit against the rattrap company. Hand hurts and the cheese was mid.
i hope everyone i care about knowss they can come to me when thingss get bad. even if i don't know what to ssay. i can at leasst lissten. •:)
Zhi, you're just the SWEETEST Guy on the Platform! Everyone (⒈) vying for the Title can GO HIVE!! (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD SWOON!) (CROWD THROWING ROSES!)
Speaking of Hive, do you want to do a Movie Light at mine? ♦ ♦
oh gan, if i am the ssweetesst guy on the platform then you musst be the ssecond with how eassily you flusster me! •:)
Have you seen The Movie In Which An Old Bereaved Ceruleanblood Ventures With A Olive Cullscout In A Hive Suspended By Balloons? The one (⒈) with the 🗨ing Barkbeast.
um.. i don’t think i have watched a lot of moviess. i never really had accessss to them. •:’)
It's OK! S↑pose that's the Movie Plan for tolight then! 'Tis a CLASSIC. (CROWD WOW!) ♦
ssometimess i wonder if fissh get lonely.. then i remember they probably don't have the concept of lonelinessss the way we do.. lucky thingss.
> 1 am extremely lonely <
An Interesssting Quessstion. i Sssussspect They Do. perhapsss Lonelinessssss Isss Not Exclusssive To Creaturesss Who Have Wordsss For It. Perhapsss That Isss Why They Gather In Ssschoolsss, Even When The Ocean Isss Vassst Enough For Each Of Them To Disssappear Entirely. though I Sssuppossse The More Interesssting Quessstion Isss Thisss: why Did You Wonder About The Fisssh, Dessscendant?
oh jeez.. i know how that feelss, im ssorry. if you want we could be friendss? •:)
...i don’t know, i jusst ssort of thought about it one day.
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Of Courssse… sssometimesss “i Don't Know” Isss Sssimply The Mossst Comfortable Anssswer. you Have Alwaysss Been Rather Good At Asssking Quessstionsss About Yourssself Without Realizing You Are Asssking Them. •::)
...i don't think i do that. i mean... maybe i do. i jusst don't really know how to talk about certain thingss directly. it'ss eassier to talk about fissh. or the ocean.
i think ssome people are like the tide. they come closse enough to make you believe they'll sstay, then leave you sstaring at the empty sshore.
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ and darling t𝒽𝑒r𝑒 ar𝑒 many fi𝓈𝒽 in t𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝑒a 𝒽o𝒽o𝒽o did you 𝓈𝑒𝑒 w𝒽at i did t𝒽𝑒r𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈
heheheh, i ssaw what you did there.. and yess, you’re right! there are plenty of fissh in the ssea. i am ssure i already found one i like. •:)
I LOVITY YOU VERITY MUCH.
Who's ↑ being Friendly → now?
Yeah!
me broski
My Friend Rgabie! (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD APPLAUSE!!)
me i suppose+
Lik£, you?
Or AM I?... Muahaha. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (OK Kidding I Am)
if¶she¶is¶your¶matesprit¶and¶she¶is¶your¶matesprit¶and¶they¶are¶your¶matesprit¶and¶she¶is¶your¶matesprit¶and¶he¶is¶your¶matesprit¶then¶whos¶flying¶the¶plane
I've got five (⒌) hands for a Reason!
I've been skimping out on the Monica in my life.
yeah and what about erica? huh? what about erica? shes standing right there, by your side this whole time dude
[HONK]. You're →.
Are Bald people real?
sometimes yes
@universallyCoonquering
yeah and its terrifying
I jUst rEAlIzEd I hAvE yEt tO sEE A kIn wIthOUt blEssEd pAn hAIr hOw Odd....
→→→→? I've never seen a single Bald Troll in my life.
tErrIfyIng...
▲someone ping Patches i don't wanna summon him for this▼
i dont have any hair at all
I CAN WIN ANY ARGUMENT BY REPEATING WHAT YOU SAY FASTER AND IN A SLIGHTLY HIGHER PITCH.
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I CAN WIN ANY ARGUMENT BY REPEATING WHAT YOU SAY FASTER AND IN A SLIGHTLY HIGHER PITCH 🤖🤖🤖
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IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE WE LOST SIGHT OF WHAT WAS MOST IMPORTANT.
Lik£, lastlight was lik£, totally lik£, SO much fun!!! Lik£, LOL!!<3 Lik£, so lik£, r£fr£shing to lik£, b£ on th£ lik£, stag£ lik£, again!!!!<3 ;] https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/6ca07f1aa57a.jpg
Oh shit hello icon.
Lik£, LOL!!! Lik£, h£llo lik£, oth£r lik£, total lik£, icon lik£, OMFG. ;D <3!!!
I just noticed, do we have the same zodiac~? We have so much in common~~~~!
You look lovely, by the way~.
W£ lik£, TOTALLY lik£, DO!!! Lik£, WOAH. Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, WAIT. Lik£, this is lik£, SO COOL???? Lik£ OMFG lik£, ofc id lik£, shar£ my sign with lik£, a troll lik£, as totally lik£, cool as lik£, you??? Lik£, OMG!!!!!!
I consider it an honor to share a sign with such a beau~ty~~~~. We are like two clydesdales of a feather~.
How much Water can I drink until
One/ One water/
untiil you pii22.
PRO TIP: The more WATER you Drink, the more you will PEE.
Sometimes I feel like a neglected Pou.
feeding you corn and spraying you with a showerhead.
YOU'RE AN E\/ERYTHING BRUGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A LO\/ELY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“THE FELT”: YOṴ HEAR OF GANGRENE. NOW GET READY FOR GANG GREEN,
Pobico, I just watched a video about caves and cave-dwelling animals. I was thinking of you the entire time.
SMILE: IT’S VERY BIG RIGHT NOW POBICO HAPPY TO BE ON THE MIND WHEN ITS TROGLOBITE TOPICS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAB3zbt2yI0 Here it is, if you want to watch it too. Don't be put off by the title.
フェルトって、実際かなり壊疽に似てるんだよね。不快で醜くて、どんどん広がって宿主を腐らせていく。そうなる前に切り落とすしかない。
(( I love Lindsay Nicole!! And pretty much everything she says about the Olm also applies to Pobico :’y it was a big inspiration for his lifestyle, design, and general Vibe. he’s cute In A Weird Way… and like the European legend, his lusus is an Olm Dragon/Hydra. I love all cave freaks))
I'm engaging in something called LIFEMAXXING. This is where I Sit Outside, Eat a Muffin, and Take Deep Breaths.
thAt sOUnds wOndErfUl brOthEr gAndEr! :)
what kind of muffin???
MṴFFIN: THEY SAYING IT MIGHT BE THE SOLṴTION
gander Continues to 6e the most real person on this we6site
God | wish th^t w^s me.
Blueberry Muffin... (CROWD DROOLING)
[BROADCAST ENTRY] Hello, everyone. I am a troll of my word. The masses told me what I should eat for breakfast, and that breakfast is a worm. If you're listening on the radio, you're missing out on the good stuff. This will be live on Grubtube and Critch.tv, as well as a video posting to Chittr of me physically eating a worm, as per the masses saying. Right here I have a delicious looking, purple worm, wriggling in all of its glory. [Shown to the camera. It's good to note that Mither's camera is so perfectly dark that there is no absolute way to gauge what he looks like in any way, shape, or form. Just blue and teal rim light, and the worm in wriggling view.] Alright. Worms are apart of our diet, yeah? Why would this be weird? [His head turns, still unable to gauge his features, but notably his mouth opens to push the worm into his mouth. Some crunching and squishing sounds following thereafter.] Oh, yeah. This is... wow. It's. It's something. You can really get the flavors in there. /Wow/. Nuts. [More chewing noises, some head nodding in the camera.] Incredible. By itself is not bad. Trust me, it's fine. It tastes not as bad as you think. It needs some flavoring for sure. That is the money yeah. The ticket. Anyway, [Cough.] That calls for a palette cleanser. [And now drinking a bottle of water.] Yeah. Amazing. Alright, well. That's for the aliens on this gosh-darned website to see how that would look like. Hope the camera got my cute angle. This has been Mither. Good morning. We will be back with the news.
FUCKY Y34444HHHHHH
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AWWW! (CROWD AWW!) (CROWD SWOON!) I AM DEFINITELY KEEPING THIS IN MIND...
OBJECTION! THIS EXHIBIT IS SUBSTANTIALLY MORE PREJUDICIAL THAN PROBATIVE & THEREFORE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED INADMISSIBLE
lOOk at my lEgislaceratOr bro im fUckEd
[IMMOLATION] <[I am proud to ANNOUNCE that the contestant application form has been officially CLOSED! Let us take a look at those SWEET, SWEET naive individuals! If you had been chosen, you will receive a MESSAGE BACK soon!] <[But that's not the only NEWS tonight! We have decided to invite a SPECIAL GUEST for the upcoming FIRST EPISODE of WHEEL OF TORTURE! They caught our attention with their ENDLESS CHARM, UNCONVENTIAL MINDSET and the BURNING DESIRE to GET TO KNOW our dear contestants... totally not because we're SEVERELY UNDERSTAFFED!] <[STAY TUNED!] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #secretguest #ohmy]
꧁didiwin?꧂
[STONING] <[Dear bulg.... dear viewer, you did NOT APPLY, as far as I am aware! So yeah, you did. In a WAY.]
꧁yippeee happy wrigglingday꧂
One (⒈) Lucky Follower will receive an EGG laid by me tomorrow.
Hurray fxr free breakfast!!!
OH 8OY !!
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