Pawpaw
@arfArf
Just some old coot.
〔•෴•〕 [ The Man, The Mustache, The Walrus ] ⤵︎ Excuse the arrow, it tends to droop at my age. HYUCKhyuckHYUCK! ➜ Name: ------ | Call me Pawpaw! ➜ Title: ------ | Call me Granddad! ➜ Age: I still remember when the dinosaurs first were released.... ♡ Bad Puns ♡ Good Puns (but not as much as bad puns) ♡ Laughter ♤ Lower-back pain ♤ Kelp ♤ Silence --- 〔•෴•〕 [ OOC Facts! ] ● Pawpaw is a corny old man, who's absolutely, probably not problematic in the slightest. ● NSFW is fine. Grandpa fucks with the best of them. Bisexual. Prefers twinks but any chemistry works. ● The least serious blueblood in existence. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/749e1d974c11.png
〔•෴•〕 < Did you know pictures move now? Hoohoo! 〔•෴•〕 < Just started watching a hot, new movie. Don't spoil the ending for me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FAj9fJQRZA
THE train arrives at the station YO
〔•෴•〕 < The issue with tusks + a mustache is I'm eating no less than five hairs a day.
Worth It.
〔•෴•〕 < You're in her DMs. I'm with my grandson - @televisedAviamor Look at him, isn't he adorable? // HOO HOO! //
#pusherwarming
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽e iss🌻 ༻𐫱༺
*flies into window in the background*
〔•෴•〕 < I don't have a joke for this trend but you can bet the Messiahs I'm plagiarizing these for later. // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < I used to recruit for the imperial fleet back in the day, you know? Often, I would ask trolls 〔•෴•〕 < "Describe yourself in one word." One recruit described himself as "Vague." 〔•෴•〕 < "Can you elaborate?" He said "Yes." #Vague-Posting // HOO HOO! //
i.actually.quite.liked.this.one
It was called a Jumpoline until You came along.
g|ggl|ng
〔•෴•〕 < I'm collecting bluebloods with bad jokes like ducklings. If you think this applies to you, it does! // HOO HOO! //
>> ¡'m ડure my mateડpr¡t wou1d 1ove to be co11ected by you
〔•෴•〕 < What an odd phrase, young man! Hoohoo! But I understand all the same! // HOO HOO! //
၄⋆၃ does blueblood who is bad at jokes xount question mark bexause i just made my matesprit very worried by joking about my untimely demise i was not dying dot dot dot but i thought it was funny dot dot dot
DARN IT! I WENT TO YOUR PROFILE TO PROVE YOU WRONG BUT IT JUST MADE ME LAUGH HEHEHEH.
〔•෴•〕 < Absolutely! They count multiple times. Just because they're bad at it! // HOO HOO! //
>> He'ડ the one that'ડ very fond of we11 groomed fac¡a1 ha¡r 1o1
〔•෴•〕 < That doesn't narrow it down in the slightest, son. Who could hate some fine facial hair? That would be a folly-cull! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < What's a prize old people often win? A-trophy! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Thank you, thank you. You can call me Pawpaw or Grandpaw if you prefer! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Reach my age first and then we can talk about pitiful, young man! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < You have to live long enough to atrophy! Here's pulling for you, kid! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < I've been told that! I've also been told "it's like hugging a snowman!" // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < Aww, turn that frown upside down. If you can't, just re-install the panel backwards. // HOO HOO! //
You're on very Thick Ice with me. I ♥ you.
〔•෴•〕 < I'll omit the laugh track for this particular message. A reminder to take care of yourselves. Most of you won't live to be as old as me but I'd like to see you try.
eXXXcellentt messAge pAwpAw :)
〔•෴•〕 < You're a sweet, dearie. A caramel to be exact. || HOO HOO! ||
Tonight? Heh! I'm Serving Can't.
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I can't ✎. (CROWD SOBBING)
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo. Objectifying men? Well if you insist. / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo. Sometimes I feel a bit, just a bit touched. Then I change seats. / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! This is interesting! What a cute little combo! #Dash-Watching #Nosy-Old-Man / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
\ 1 m1sread that tag as “nasty 0ld man” and 1mmed18ly was l1ke d0nt say that ab0ut y0urself J:( / \ but 1’m glad t0 hear y0u’re just n0sey l0l /
〔•෴•〕 < It does my heart good to see dumb kids out there. / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
〔•෴•〕 < Kids these days too busy on their phones to have mouths! #Vague-Posting #Hoo #Hoo / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
〔•෴•〕 < The best thing about being old is you can be as unreasonable as you want! / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
sooo truuu ppAwwpAw
i.am.curious,.did.you.always.have.the.name.pawpaw? it.is.associated.with.oldness.but.when.you.were.young.were.you.under.the.same.moniker? was.there.a.wriggler.once.named.pawpaw? i.am.fascinated.with.that.possibility
fascinating i.am.imagining.a.wriggler.with.age.spots.and.a.handlebar.moustache
〔•෴•〕 < I was a child at a young age. Hoohoo! / *hic-yuck!*
Fucked up if true, Pawpaw.
〔•෴•〕 < I hope this doesn't change your impression of me! / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
I think I can f-o-o-rgive y-o-o-u if y-o-o-u tell me a g-o-o--o-o-d j-o-o-ke!
〔•෴•〕 < A GOOD joke? Then I suppose nothing can be done... / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
-O-O-kay, I'll settle f-o-o-r a bad -o-o-ne. >:)
〔•෴•〕 < What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no nose? Nobody Knows! / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
-O-O-Mg... LMA-O-O-
At a young age I always knew I wanted to grow ↑ and become some kind of insane person.
-O-O-mg y-o-o-u did it! Yay!
#goals
〔•෴•〕 < I might be a *little* sauced. I just walked into a hive I haven't lived in for 50 sweeps. Hoohoo! Gave the tenants a real scare. Might be better to call a shuttle. #Substance / *hic-yuck!*