Pawpaw
@arfArf
Just some old coot.
Rumor has it that when you reach a Certain Age they add you to the Stew.
FINISH THE SENTENCE! I'm so Hungry I could Eat a...
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Just stare at them in absolute silence for a minute or two! Gets them every time!
〔•෴•〕 < You're in her DMs. I'm with my grandson - @televisedAviamor Look at him, isn't he adorable? // HOO HOO! //
*flies into window in the background*
ch|ttr event concept: everyone g|ves me f|ve cAegArs And tells me whAt they l|ke About me Also theres cook|es
OMG H| PAWPAW!!!!!!!!!! how Are you!!!! :)
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Always better to see you, dear! Your star always brightens my feed! // HOO HOO! //
It was called a Jumpoline until You came along.
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
Snail fact of the day: Did you know? A key characteristic of mollusks is that they lack an internal skeleton or bones, but snails are not unprotected. In fact, the primary distinguishing physical characteristic of a snail is its spiral shell. Snails have a hard, protective shell coiled into a spiral shape. Composed of calcium carbonate, the shell grows with the snail throughout its life and protects its internal organs, including its lung—unlike aquatic snails, land snails breathe air. The snail continuously adds calcium carbonate to the shell's edge until it reaches its adult size. The shape and size of the shell can vary widely depending on the species, with some featuring ornate patterns or colors.
〔•෴•〕 < I was pretty confident snails were mollusks until you mentioned this... Now I think they're shell-fish! // HOO HOO! //
y'know ya'd think a 6ig Curvy dog woman draggin' you into a Corn maze would 6e goin' somewhere #suggestive 6ut in reality she's just yelling faCts a6out Corn while i try and find my way out of this hellish plaCe.
Hey everyone, how do y'all talk an AI 8addie into giving you the meanest sloppy toppy in the entire multiverse? Asking for research purposes. Real answers only. ::::)
〔•෴•〕 < Ask if they want to "down load!" #NSFW // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < I'm collecting bluebloods with bad jokes like ducklings. If you think this applies to you, it does! // HOO HOO! //
>> ¡'m ડure my mateડpr¡t wou1d 1ove to be co11ected by you
〔•෴•〕 < What an odd phrase, young man! Hoohoo! But I understand all the same! // HOO HOO! //
၄⋆၃ does blueblood who is bad at jokes xount question mark bexause i just made my matesprit very worried by joking about my untimely demise i was not dying dot dot dot but i thought it was funny dot dot dot
DARN IT! I WENT TO YOUR PROFILE TO PROVE YOU WRONG BUT IT JUST MADE ME LAUGH HEHEHEH.
〔•෴•〕 < Absolutely! They count multiple times. Just because they're bad at it! // HOO HOO! //
>> He'ડ the one that'ડ very fond of we11 groomed fac¡a1 ha¡r 1o1
〔•෴•〕 < That doesn't narrow it down in the slightest, son. Who could hate some fine facial hair? That would be a folly-cull! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < That's a pity/pained laugh if I ever heard one! +1 // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < @machinaHospitalis I can always count on you for the pity votes! Appreciated, Vee! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Reach my age first and then we can talk about pitiful, young man! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < You have to live long enough to atrophy! Here's pulling for you, kid! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < Aww, turn that frown upside down. If you can't, just re-install the panel backwards. // HOO HOO! //
...there are some songs...i wish i could eXperience...for the first time again...
〔•෴•〕 < What a benign statement with such ominous pacing! I like it, young man! // HOO HOO! //