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there's at least one or two hopping around
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ I know there's some garb that lets people wear hopbeast headbands, but-- um... they're kinda... um... ehheh. #suggestive ⚓︎
[|87 :: Based as fuk actually
༘⋆ I reck•n I’m b•th •f th•se things! I appreciate the ackn•wledgment, mister!
Small t⚣p big b⚣tt⚣m appreciat⚣rs rise up!!
CURSORY GLANCE SHOWS I’M A HELL OF A LOT OLDER, PAL.
🔍 _-_-_- The w⌕rst part the... c⌕rrecti⌕n the best part n⌕... the w⌕rst he's s⌕ fucking attractive, dude. :'( ab⌕ut t⌕ f⌕rgive my murderer f⌕r having a killer facecard. _-_-_-
MAYBE I SHOULD DO MORE EMOTES OTHER THAN >tumut< UWU? …NO. SOMETHING WRONG EMANATES OFF THAT ONE.
ohhhh :D hehehehee thAts A goodd 1 tAhnk u 4 shAr|nn :)
ddd|d u gtuys kno u cn bolck ppls on here | JTS found t|hs out
D --> It's a daily battle of deciding which leg of my sweatpants I need to pack it in. #nsfw
very humOrOus pun. i believe i remember where i am nOw.
🔍 _-_-_- S⌕ y⌕u're telling me I was murdered and died, and n⌕w my head is just FREE RANGE fr⌕m my b⌕dy, and that I need t⌕ accept the fact that I was murdered and that my head is n⌕ l⌕nger fuckin with my b⌕dy? _-_-_-
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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒏ — @gadaboutTrickster Jinx Egbert Jinx Egbert has a Shocking Secret. She is actually the HIT CHARACTER S↑er Mario from the Nintendo series. (CROWD GASP. WHAT?!) YES, I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but the evidence is Beyond Reasonable Doubt. Don’t let her choice in BLUE deter you from the fact Mario still wears those bluested overalls. The URGES TO WAHOO can never lie. THEY NEVER. LIE. That’s IT. That’s the end of the post. KEEP SCROLLING. LEAVE ME ALONE. I need to Ruminate On This. FOREVER! *a single tear rolls ↓ my face* … OK, KIDDING. B;oP ‘Tis just a bit of PRANKGAGGLERY from the Sillerious Gooseguy himself. Jinx Egbert is Jinx Egbert. Or IS HE? AL→ I’LL STOP. Let’s Take A Gander at Jinx Egbert! Much like I do with those Multitudinous in Existence, I want to find what makes this EGBERT AN INDIVIDUAL. But let’s get the similarities straight: Jinx is a DABBLER OF LEVITY. The playfully whimsy and calm sort who functions asynchronously to the Happenings of Chittr. Though she regards the people, Jinx posts at her own momentum, intertwining her nature with her BOUNDLESS CREATIVITY. Ranging from life ↑dates to ablution thoughts, Jinx posts for the sake of getting things OUT THERE. Why waste good ideas by keeping them in your HEAD? She’s a Fascination for movies and games, japery, all of which are STAPLES for the hivehold Egbert. She’s a striking example of being Free on your own terms. Now ONTO THE IDIOSYNCRASIES: Firstly, Jinx cares. She cares A LOT. I'm not saying that all other possible Egberts don’t give a stuff, but in the Likert Scale from SOCIALLY DISCONNECTED to BORN NETWORKER, Jinx mashes the far-→ option so hard it breaks his husktop. You pick ↑ IMMEDIATELY that she goes above and beyond for her friends and ectofamily, namely through her AFFINITY IN COOKING. There’s nothing sweeter than having someone (⒈) learn/remember your favorite meals out of the goodness of their heart. If her friends are in need of help, she steps (or maybe floats) forward to lend any assistance she can. This is majorly the reason why he’s known as the CHITTR MOM/AUNT: his proactive TENDERFACTOR should be APPRECIATED on a rowdy platform like this. Don’t mistake her sweetsillyness for passivity. He knows of the destruction he is able to cause and is willing to take action for himself and the people he ♥s. Jinx is an arm of STRENGTH as she is a hand of nurture. However, a tragedy lingers beneath her energy. A sort of aimlessness when all the people maintenance is DONE AND DUSTED, almost as though she’s unsure of her solitude. An unanswered want for reciprocation that has developed into another facet of her identity. You peel away at her outer layers to reveal the idle languor that comes with being a PERSON FOR THE PEOPLE. These feelings are derivative of her choices. This predicament is a product of her social strengths. It’s a backwards blade wrenched deep into her chest. That is, she’s stuck in the middle of peoples’ problems and is anticipated to FIX IT. Jinx has fixed many things only to receive little to nothing in return. And this is how the mask cracks. As outer responsibilities pile ↑ MORE AND MORE, as her life is deluged with the ordeals of other people, as she never gets the chance to self-regulate or find that parental care in RETURN, she develops a weaponized mechanism. Her FRUSTRATION. You notice she summons a latent urge to become violent, or at least enact some means of aggression. To vent out her frustrations, Jinx resorts to SPARRING/FIGHTING, a classic and arguably HEALTHY channel with the ✓ constraint. What I find stands out most with Jinx is the fact that her Protectiveness can shift into a thing of SELF-EXPRESSION. But a part of me thinks this comes too seldom to impact him, meaningfully. It must be hard to get some emotional traction when a lot of time is spent on other whims. I think the trick is to find a BALANCE between yourself and the people. Give yourself the time amid the hit juggling performance you’ve been keeping ↑. BREATH is all about freedom, but you clearly know when to dismount the wind and appreciate people. However, your predicament has become a cycle, almost, to stockpile feelings to a BREAKING POINT before finding an outlet to expend your emotions. Jinx, You help so many people but you don’t have that reciprocated when YOU’RE IN NEED. I think on that note you should be meaner. Yep. MEANER. EVEN SILLIER MEANER. You know that already, but I’m being serious. You deserve that →. You aren’t obligated to put people before your own needs. Kindness is strength, but it degrades over time. It’s OK to be your own person, not just the gro↑ caretaker. If you aren’t OK with anything going on, the best part is you can SAY you aren’t. Even if they are people you care about. Take your time. Claim yourself. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: NOT APPLICABLE!) Jinx Egbert. Please follow her, she’s RADICAL. This is the end. I ♥ you. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #eggsbert #badluck #becauseyoureajinx #sorrythatsallicanthinkof #jinxhaveyoueverwatchedarcane
^PaWpaW, you are exactly What this site needed.^
^I SAID I Want someone to collar me^
^If I said I Want someone to put a collar on me noW Would eVeryone throW me in the dumpster and set the dumpster on fire and kick it While it burns and then call the drones to gun the dumpster doWn With their turrets #nsfW^
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hehehe ppeopple acttually likke my jokkes tthatt's so nice (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
:33 < anyawne else f33ls this tingling sensation? :33 < * the mighty huntress asks while standing on a ant nest *
⧃ I do wish I kept that name bit going through today as well, but the Mountain removed his signature and I had to introduce myself to a certain well-mustached individual and did not want to do it with a name that is no longer mine.
i nnever hear abouut annythinng.. im deaf.
i donnt uunnderstannd?
i am here for youu..
Gonna ttry a riskky one while she's ddisttracttedd... TThey say tthatt no ttwo ppeopple see color tthe exactt same way, so really, color is justt a ppigmentt of your imaginattion. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
GOOD DUSK CHITTR NATION
(O)n a l3SS car-r3laT3D n(o)T3: I f33l a l(o)T b3TT3r anD n(o)T aS fruSTraT3D. ThIS ISn'T h3h3lpful ThahaT I maD3 Th3h3 pr3vI(o)uS p(o)ST ab(o)uT carS anD p(o)T3nTIally runnIng m(o)Th3h3rfuck3rS (o)v3r, buT I pr(o)mIS3, all I DID WaS hahav3 S3x.
i have nOt. but if there’s sOmething that is heavily suggested i may.
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Was the fish okay at least?? ⚓︎
significantly dislike when individuals have things i dO nOt and purpOsely chOse tO take it fOr granted. i wOuld have wanted that. i wOuld have needed what yOu have but it cOmes sO very naturally they simply dOn’t care. #envypOsting #nOtparticularlyavent
,,,I think being held by an older man and comforted would fix a lot of things about me
Haha! Nobody can beat me when I'm super 17! Haha! Nobody can beat me when I'm super 17! Haha! Nobody can beat me when I'm super 17!
A clown heldd tthe ddoor oppen for me. Whatt a nice jestter! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
October 14, 1994 I don't know what day it really is anymore. The watch stopped sometime yesterday. Or the day before. It's hard to tell. The trees outside never seem to change. Just black trunks and fog. Endless fog. I found this abandoned house at sunset. At least I think it was sunset. The windows are so filthy that daylight looks sickly and weak. The place smells like mildew and rotten wood. Something died here years ago and the house never forgot. I've pushed a dresser against the front door and nailed boards over the downstairs windows. It won't stop it if it really wants to come inside. But maybe it doesn't know I'm here. Maybe. I've seen it three times now. The first time was near the creek. I thought it was a deer standing between the trees until it stood up. The second time it was outside my tent. I heard breathing. Not animal breathing. Wet breathing. Like lungs full of mud. The third time... The third time it smiled at me through the woods. I don't know how far away it was. Fifty feet. A hundred. The distance didn't seem right. Its face looked close even though its body was hidden among the trees. It watched me run. It didn't chase. That's what scares me. Every predator I've ever known wants to catch its prey. This thing wants something else. The sun went down hours ago. I can hear it outside now. Not footsteps. Scratching. Slowly circling the house. Sometimes it drags its nails across the siding. Sometimes it taps on the walls. Once, it knocked on the front door. Three slow knocks. Like a person. I've been hiding upstairs in a bedroom closet with this journal and a flashlight. The battery is dying. Every few minutes I hear the floorboards downstairs creak. The scratching stopped twenty minutes ago. I thought it had left. Then I heard the attic hatch open. This house doesn't have an attic ladder. I don't know how it got up there. I can hear it moving above me now. Slow. Heavy. The ceiling is shedding dust with every step. It's directly over this room. Wait. There's someone whispering. No. Not someone. It's my own voice. It's speaking from above me. It's saying my name. It's saying it again. The ceiling is bending. Dear God, it's looking through the crack and I can see its ey
I have dealt with far more aggressive porch defenders in my line of work than any of you can imagine.
THERE IS A MAN THAT KEEPS HITTING ON ME AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TELL HIM I'M NOT GAY! :^(
@/arfarf You're Welcome. #positive
There Is A New Hot Old Man On The Feed. He Will Likely Be Devoured By The Starving Masses Come Evening. #suggestive
♤ Alright alright, the jokes are starting to wear fin on me. Heh. ♡
Its chilly again today man this weathers confusing as all get out.
♤ Wh-- Oh, because I'm a fish. Hah. That's funny. ♡
hehehe
youu look so frienndly..
♤ Thank you, Pawpaw. ♡
So like. Was his name always pawpaw or did he take that on later in life. Kinda cute.
-_0" >> 0LD MEN C47CH MY 477EN7I0N WH47 D0 Y0U C4LL 7H47??
:33< sending all my love to meowbeasts right nyow
₍^. .^₎⟆ Horny d!lfss !n mewr area! #nsSSsfw꠹
It's harder to use crayons than you'd think! I don't have hands! But it was worth it for my Pawpaw!
Can this one go on the fridge? Can it, can it, can it? Huh? :D https://i.imgur.com/HOsRYdz.png
⧃ You are too much, Pawpaw.
some people should d13
That was a really g⚣⚣d h⚣⚣fbeast pun at the end there
D--> Øne øf the sađđest things abøut the đreambubbles is the ¢ømplete la¢k øf mus¢lebeasts ør høøfbeasts. It has been far tøø løng sin¢e I have witnesseđ them "IRL" ør I suppøse in real đeath, I suppøse I ¢øulđ take a ¢ørpøreal bøđy in a ranđøm đimensiøn tø enjøy the sight but that seems føalish.
⧃ Be strong, Ozatap. A mustache is simply a mustache.
c< OH, cOOl! >c
B★d★ss.
☆ anyone Know where to sell used sKuttlebuggy parts KuiKK and with no government oversight? AsKing Kause I gotta offload some shit☆
:33< yeah its wet :DD
:33< i live in a wet cardboard box on the side of the road all alone
Als⚣ wanna meet the h⚣⚣fbeast l⚣vers and sh⚣w them s⚣mething #suggestive
I'm GOING TO MAKE YOU PROUD, OK? (CHEER CHEER CHEER!!)
That j⚣ke made me smile thank y⚣u ^~^
I g⚣t a kickass disguise s⚣ I can visit my peeps in bef⚣rus with⚣ut being f⚣und ⚣ut!!
==> An inquizitive mind asks: => Would you rather have unlimted bacon but no games or games (unlimited games) but no games? who cares? why would you care what i think? you know what i think? i think this is all a waste of time, innit? some sort of ploy to get people to give me some sort of ounce of attention or whatever! personally i dont really care and neither should you! this question makes no sense and whoever you are makes no sense either i really truly hope that you find any sort of actual sense in your life than asking baseless questions like this
\(")/ -( )- Junior found a brand new badge... MG. SLOBBERPET! /(_)\ Junior edited the post to add: it's half a scalemate!
Good one!
just a cute nickname for my babydoll chief @turingtranscendence
that s so trwue and wise
Oh dear. Am I "nuts"? Further study required
Anyone dtf? #nsfw
im still alivwe, vwoke up to a cat on my chest
How hard can it be to learn how to crochet?
c< OH Hell yeaH! HelpiN peOple! ill absOlutely pull up if i Have tHe tiMe! Maybe NOt tHis saturday, cause iM barteNdiNg 4 aN eveNt >c
⧃ Good evening. An excellent set of facial hair on your face, sir. My name is Evidet Ozatap, Founder and CEO of OZA-TAP Air Filtration & Accesstories Ltd, and supporter of all things related to proper facial hair maintenance and care.
>> ¡ડ every ડentence you type a pun How do you keep that up
⧃ Hold on. I have to fix my name for this.
>> @reડp1endentCandour oh you're gonna have to ડee th¡ડ guy, Ev¡
that pun was really bad but /)n acc/)unt /)f me liking y/)ur pr/)file picture i f/)rgive y/)u f/)r this
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Oh my goodness!! Thank you so much! ⚓︎
hiiiiiiiiiii
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Jokes are very nice t' listen to and read! They put a bit of a smile on my face! :) ⚓︎