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Rumor has it that when you reach a Certain Age they add you to the Stew.
THE train arrives at the station YO
| love uuuu | meAn |t :)
📺 Hell𐌏 e𐌅ery𐌏ne. I h𐌏pe y𐌏u are all well.
Worth It.
*flies into window in the background*
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽e iss🌻 ༻𐫱༺
#pusherwarming
| could very much sAy the sAme pAws|es | love when you stop |n to sAy h|!!! And ur jokes Are THE funn|est | luv them :)
OMG H| PAWPAW!!!!!!!!!! how Are you!!!! :)
ch|ttr event concept: everyone g|ves me f|ve cAegArs And tells me whAt they l|ke About me Also theres cook|es
i.actually.quite.liked.this.one
jeez, can never catch a break on this job. it's a good thing no one's throwing 'em.
It was called a Jumpoline until You came along.
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
Hehe! Happy to be around! I've been busy teaching summer school... Very very rowdy children!
Hahahaha!!! Ooh! Okay! This one made me spit out my coffee!
she doesn't need help!!!!
Snail fact of the day: Did you know? A key characteristic of mollusks is that they lack an internal skeleton or bones, but snails are not unprotected. In fact, the primary distinguishing physical characteristic of a snail is its spiral shell. Snails have a hard, protective shell coiled into a spiral shape. Composed of calcium carbonate, the shell grows with the snail throughout its life and protects its internal organs, including its lung—unlike aquatic snails, land snails breathe air. The snail continuously adds calcium carbonate to the shell's edge until it reaches its adult size. The shape and size of the shell can vary widely depending on the species, with some featuring ornate patterns or colors.
Go, my whatever
y'know ya'd think a 6ig Curvy dog woman draggin' you into a Corn maze would 6e goin' somewhere #suggestive 6ut in reality she's just yelling faCts a6out Corn while i try and find my way out of this hellish plaCe.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- PȺ屮pȺ屮 Ⱥl屮ȺyΣ ⴵȺΣ b-∊-∊n ΣΩm-∊Ωn-∊ 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ -∊lȺbΩrȺ♱-∊ gȺm-∊ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
📺 Making a friend after a l𐌏ng while feels quite nice. :)!
>> He'ડ the one that'ડ very fond of we11 groomed fac¡a1 ha¡r 1o1
DARN IT! I WENT TO YOUR PROFILE TO PROVE YOU WRONG BUT IT JUST MADE ME LAUGH HEHEHEH.
၄⋆၃ does blueblood who is bad at jokes xount question mark bexause i just made my matesprit very worried by joking about my untimely demise i was not dying dot dot dot but i thought it was funny dot dot dot
>> ¡'m ડure my mateડpr¡t wou1d 1ove to be co11ected by you
...there are some songs...i wish i could eXperience...for the first time again...
...been a while...since i'Ve been here...work pic repost...
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I notice peeps love throwing around dad and daddy on here #Icansaydaddytoo #usuallyIdiditfortheclientswithestrangedsons #nsfw #lowkeyitwouldgetkindasadsometimes
📺 I d𐌏 n𐌏t think y𐌏ur age is pitiful; this p𐌏st is.
You're on very Thick Ice with me. I ♥ you.
DᛟNT WᛟᚱᚱY FᚱEAKS ANY GᛟVEᚱNᛗENT ᛒᛟᛟTLICKEᚱ CUᛗS ᚱᛟUND ILL ᛒEAT TᚺEIᚱ ASS 💪💪🐺🐺‼️‼️😎🔥😎 MY AᚱT IS /Sᛟ/ GᛟᛟD IT’D ᛒE A SᚺAᛗE Tᛟ ᚺIDE IT IN SUᛗ SCUᛗᛗY FISᚺ’S ᚱEPLIES >ᛒJJJJJ ᚺTTPS://CDN.IᛗGCᚺEST.Cᛟᛗ/FILES/FFᛒ0E782ᛒ458.PNG #CW-PEE
tAke ur medds :) pls!!!
Next time Δ drr🝎ne sh🝎ws up, idgΔf im crΔcking it. #suggestive
eXXXcellentt messAge pAwpAw :)
Tonight? Heh! I'm Serving Can't.
INQUIRING MINDS (ME!) WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW AND WHY PASTRIES ARE SO DELISH, THIS APPLE TURNOVER IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MY WIFE RIGHT NOW AND I AM IN THE MOST SCRUMPTIOUS CUCK CHAIR IN THE WORLD, I REALLY NEED TO GET MY TOP SCIENTISTS ON THIS, BUT I DO NOT HAVE ANY TOP SCIENTISTS, JUST BOTTOM ONES, HA! THAT'S A JOKE SON, JUST A JOKE, WE ARE A BANKING GROUP WE DO NOT HAVE ANY SCIENTISTS, AND A (VOLUNTARY!!!!!!) POLL POSTED ON OUR WEBSITE IN ORDER TO GET A VAGUE GAUGE ON OFFICE DIVERSITY SEEMED TO IMPLY THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FAIRLY EVEN SPLIT BETWEEN TOPS, VERSES, AND BOTTOMS, WHICH I THINK REALLY HELPS THE WORKPLACE FLOW, I REALLY GENUINELY THINK IT HELPS OUR METAPHORICAL OFFICE DYNAMIC FENG SHUI, YOU KNOW? ANYWAYS I AM GOING TO EAT FOUR MORE OF THESE BITCHING APPLE TURNOVERS. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
THE LAZER TURRETS BLASTED THE M⧃UNTAINS PANTAL⧃⧃NS CLEAN FR⧃M HIS FIRM F⧃RM S⧃ HE HAS T⧃ WALK T⧃ THE CL⧃THING ST⧃RE WITH AN ⧃FFICE SHIRT F⧃R A CL⧃TH ⧃F THE L⧃IN AND PURCHASE A NEW PAIR ⧃F PANTAL⧃⧃NS HASHTAG NSFW PERHAPS #NSFW PERHAPS
NEVER YUCK THE YUM ⧃F A MAN WH⧃ RELIES ⧃N HIS YUM
People do love recruiting into their evil organizations through ominous forms, don’t they?
⏾ Dude g﴾ ﴿n' ask ma p﴾ ﴿dna if he g﴾ ﴿t a case ﴾ ﴿f da giggles dat shit still killin' me.
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛If you don't love his bod at it's hydrated and healthy state, then you don't deserve it at his dehydrated and picture-perfect state. #facts #nsfw
Can I be a racecar?
we truly d∞ need t∞ be ∞bjectifying men m∞re.
... I missed the opportunity to say "I have to Lock In".
📺 𐌏h, it's n𐌏thing, just judging s𐌏mething s𐌏me𐌏ne said t𐌏 me while at w𐌏rk.
\ 1 m1sread that tag as “nasty 0ld man” and 1mmed18ly was l1ke d0nt say that ab0ut y0urself J:( / \ but 1’m glad t0 hear y0u’re just n0sey l0l /
📺 Ah. There is t𐌏𐌏 much 𐌏f them currently...
too much of.....? it can't be the bros. there can never be too much of the bros, chief!
📺 I d𐌏n't kn𐌏w wh𐌏 "the br𐌏s" are; I d𐌏 mean s𐌏me𐌏ne else. S𐌏me𐌏ne is currently p𐌏sting at a high frequency, s𐌏 I feel as if I am spamming their n𐌏tificati𐌏ns with meditati𐌏ns, unf𐌏rtunately.
⏾ Say it wit ya chest.
THANK YOU GRAPPY PAPPY! *backflips!*
I've been microdosing waterboarding so I can Breathe Underwater.
📺 Ah. 𐌍𐌏, but I supp𐌏se I accidentally did.
📺 My hair is firmly attached t𐌏 my scalp.
📺 S𐌏 I'𐌅e been t𐌏ld. I will attempt n𐌏t t𐌏 let that ruin p𐌏tential, but unlikely relati𐌏nships I may ha𐌅e.
📺 I w𐌏uld be fine if n𐌏 𐌏ne f𐌏und me attracti𐌅e 𐌏r wanted me. It is a l𐌏t easier t𐌏 be less desirable gi𐌅en my stressful e𐌗periences with past relati𐌏nships. I can take care 𐌏f myself currently, s𐌏 I will be fine ultimately. Y𐌏u, as y𐌏u'𐌅e p𐌏inted 𐌏ut, are much 𐌏lder and seem well?
fascinating i.am.imagining.a.wriggler.with.age.spots.and.a.handlebar.moustache
sooo truuu ppAwwpAw
i.am.curious,.did.you.always.have.the.name.pawpaw? it.is.associated.with.oldness.but.when.you.were.young.were.you.under.the.same.moniker? was.there.a.wriggler.once.named.pawpaw? i.am.fascinated.with.that.possibility
📺 𐌏h, that's n𐌏t what I meant. I am n𐌏t wearing a mask.
📺 I will take that int𐌏 better c𐌏nsiderati𐌏n. ... Little Mask?
gander inssissted i sshould posst thiss photo of uss.. i don’t ussually posst sselfiess. me and my wonderful moirail! i wouldn’t trade him for anything elsse in the world. •:)
Fucked up if true, Pawpaw.
At a young age I always knew I wanted to grow ↑ and become some kind of insane person.
⧃ Seeing as I am being productive tonight, I think I will spend the rest of my waking night in the piano block.
⚓︎ oh h༄h. totally forgot my ༄rigglin day passed a ༄hile ago, i didn't e༄en come here to brag
>>| the last time .i got myself .embarrassed .is... wearing maid .outfit .at work. that .is that. #truthordare
[I HAVE A WEIRD #RAVING FOR VI$ITING THE AQUARIUM THAT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN $IN#E I WA$ A WRIGGLER WHI#H I$ TO $AY I GUE$$ I FEEL HAPPY RIGHT NOW]
LET ME MAKE IT CRYSTAL CLEAR, DADDYO HOLDS THE LEASH. HE IS NOT ON ANYONE'S LEASH. IF ANYTHING HE HOLDS HIS O⌁N LEASH IN ONE HAND AND E⌁ERYONE ELSE'S LEASH IN THE OTHER. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
they hate to see a troll italian guy wvho can get a lil snazzy vwith it.
need a fire emoji react button
𖦤 That's / a / real / knee-slapper, / ol' / man :||
Anyone else wake up w their moirail's foot in their ribs? Just me? Girl, what demons are you fighting? 😭
I was known to be quite a dynamite gal back in the day! Hoo hoo! Not going to let that die anytime soon! Glad you love them! :^)
A guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back. The host asks him, "And what are you?" The guy says, " I'm a snail." The host says "And who's that on your back?" "That's Michelle!"
Did you hear the one about the snail who was mugged by a turtle? Later, at the police station, the detective asked him to describe exactly what happened. He shook his head and said, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
📺 I supp𐌏se s𐌏. If I manage t𐌏 find it, then I will share. Thank y𐌏u f𐌏r y𐌏ur questi𐌏n.
📺 @arfArf asked: 〔•෴•〕 < H𐌏𐌏h𐌏𐌏! Y𐌏u 𐌏ften ask a l𐌏t 𐌏f questi𐌏ns, lad! What kind 𐌏f questi𐌏ns are y𐌏u H𐌏PI𐌍G pe𐌏ple ask y𐌏u? // *yuck yuck!* Additi𐌏nal c𐌏mments: 𐌍𐌏ne added Curi𐌏sity is h𐌏w y𐌏u learn things, and y𐌏u will ne𐌅er learn things if y𐌏u d𐌏n't ask questi𐌏ns. I like t𐌏 ask questi𐌏ns. I d𐌏n't kn𐌏w, I 𐌏pened it with𐌏ut much th𐌏ught; h𐌏we𐌅er, pe𐌏ple are welc𐌏me t𐌏 ask me anything they want, and I'll answer t𐌏 the best 𐌏f my ability. #quaesti𐌏resp𐌏nsa https://f𐌏rms.gle/YKAW𐌗3jUq𐌗𐌗7𐌍MA66
📺 𐌏bjecti𐌅ely inc𐌏rrect statement, but I d𐌏 n𐌏t care t𐌏𐌏 much t𐌏 argue ab𐌏ut this.
Okay I’m out o1 the shower Is this a^9le a^y better?
📺 The j𐌏ke has landed as intended; it is 𐌅ery funny. But thank y𐌏u, I am glad y𐌏u think s𐌏.
📺 I ha𐌅e g𐌏tten a few c𐌏mments ab𐌏ut my "mask," which is n𐌏t a mask, that is my face. I d𐌏 enj𐌏y augments. H𐌏we𐌅er, I d𐌏 n𐌏t rec𐌏mmend d𐌏ing what I'𐌅e d𐌏ne t𐌏 my b𐌏dy. It is highly ill-ad𐌅ised.
📺 Hm? I will put that d𐌏wn then 𐌏n my calendar.
📺 Hm, I supp𐌏se telling j𐌏kes with that intent in mind can be seen as antag𐌏nistic.
📺 Als𐌏, t𐌏 clarify what I mean by "antag𐌏nistic" Acting in a way that can be seen as unfriendly, 𐌏pp𐌏sing, 𐌏r h𐌏stile. Y𐌏u are acting h𐌏stile in 𐌏pp𐌏siti𐌏n t𐌏 s𐌏mething 𐌏r s𐌏me𐌏ne. Y𐌏u are mutually 𐌏pp𐌏sed t𐌏 what y𐌏u are interacting with. That is what I mean by antag𐌏nistic, and it is n𐌏t an inherent judgment 𐌏f character 𐌏r 𐌏f y𐌏u if I refer t𐌏 y𐌏ur acti𐌏ns as antag𐌏nistic. H𐌏we𐌅er, a large number 𐌏f antag𐌏nistic interacti𐌏ns can define y𐌏ur pers𐌏nality.
ʚ( Lemme Kn♡w If Y♡u Change Y♡ur Mind!!! )ɞ
god i cant take it anymore im tearing up
A reminder: I'm pretty
ʚ( D♡ Y♡u Need New ♡nes? ❤︎h, G♡sh, I Can Transp♡rt S♡me T♡ Y♡u If Y♡u Need Them. <3 )ɞ
Sø gład tø see yøu øn the dash again. What a gift før łevity.
ʚ( Are Y♡ur Pants ♡kay At Least??? ( •᷄ . •᷅ ) )ɞ
mꙮst ꙮf yꙮu haven't ꙮpened yꙮur minimap in the settings menu, and it shꙮws. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car. The sales person asks, “What are you looking for in a car?” The snail says, “I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge “S” on each door.” The salesman says, “That’s a weird request, why?” The snail says, “Because when I drive through town I want people to say, “Look at that S-Car-Go.”
📺 A l𐌏t 𐌏f y𐌏u are rather antag𐌏nistic. 𐌅ery interesting, I w𐌏nder if m𐌏st 𐌏f y𐌏u beha𐌅e this way in pers𐌏n. The le𐌅el 𐌏f an𐌏nymity all𐌏ws pe𐌏ple t𐌏 masquerade as s𐌏mething they aren't typically. M𐌏re b𐌏ld, m𐌏re rambuncti𐌏us, m𐌏re judgemental. Wh𐌏 they really want t𐌏 be 𐌅ersus wh𐌏 they actually are. In that regard, my w𐌏rds are 𐌏nly speculati𐌏n.
d/dx [ Hm. ]
Stop giving me responsibility! I have big tits!!!
d/dx [ Why are there so many snails. ]
HAHAAHA!! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!! HEEHEEHEE!!!!
Why did the snail take the shell off his racing snail? He thought it would make him faster, but it actually made him more sluggish! Ohohohoho!!! Hahahaha!!!!! This one always makes me chuckle!
I Was Going To Say " Wouldn't It Be Fun To Horribly Tease That Indigo? " But Then I Realized That Could Apply To A Great Many Of You. #suggestive? #nsfc
Hahahaha!! Ah! They can't help being slow! Just know at least they deliver it safely! :^D
BREAKING NEWS: We have an assistant writer @teleVisionary now! Big round of applause. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Hi, all! These are #closed again. YAY! #gandertag ← ← ← for a general reference of the Stuff I Make! If it's caught your bulb, then keep one (⒈) out! What I SAY is only an extraneous observation of what your DEMEANOR and 'THEMES' might say about your psychology. Or at least, how MUCH can be said about you from a guy checking your virtual profile. Do also be aware that my analysis might not be ENTIRELY ACCURATE——after all, I only ✎ what I can see! (You will also be CLASSPECTED to the Best Of My Ability.) Thank you all for s↑porting my little hobby. B:o]
+ The w*y th*t sxme xf yxu cxnduct yxurselves xnline, xne wxuld think yxu were b*rely xut xf yxur first mxlt. - + Hxw s*d fxr yxu. =
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꒦꒷ SORRY FOR THE LACK OF POSTING DEAR FOLK OF CHITTR the SLOP MASTER has been busy with very interesting situations. LIKE MAN! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS type of situations BUT I SHOULD BE FINE NOW
not feelinf good. as usual.
I cΛ∩ Λls◊ #yuridΛy! B๑i∩g thΛt I cΛ∩ shift “g๑∩d๑rs” Λt will
c< OH, rigHt, i wrOte pitcHbait agaiN, HOpefully its better tHaN last tiMe, leMMe fiNd tHOse fucKeN NOtes real quicK >c
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒋ — @audaciousConfident Rorian Matila I was going to do a Beast Factsheet for this intro, but instead I have a story for you all. Once ↑on a Time, I scrolled ↓ a certain demilady’s posts and had the greatest (WORST) idea (MISTAKE) of my life. (LIFE? WHAT LIFE???) I tried to BAKE——I mean, what’s the difference between watching those ASMR BAKING VIDEOS and TRYING THEM YOURSELF? You (Gander Grimzl) IDIOT. Baking in practice is an entirely different beast. The dough can SMELL YOUR FEAR. Every baking utensil has a personal vendetta against you. The oven hungers for Clown Flesh. I turned my nutritionblock into a personal warzone and I was LOSING. MISERABLY. But after all that roughin’ and toughin’, I can proudly say that I’ve become a master at Creating Nebulous Blobs. It tasted like the Hopes and Dreams of a serial smoker. I was better off CONSUMING THE INGREDIENTS INDIVIDUALLY. A shame. But also a Learning Experience. Catch me next time to see me Hike! (The bugs want to Kill Me) Let’s Take A Gander at Rorian Matila! (CROWD CHEER!!!) (NATURE AMBIENCE!!) Rorian is a capital D Dreamer. Their life is, and I quote in a wonderful refrain, “THE BEST.” And we certainly get that impression as we scroll through their posts. From the outset, Rorian puts her story on display. She is living her best life, her only one, surrounded by the things she ♥s and reciprocating that to almost all with a pulse. Emotion is taut in anything she describes: from her hobbies, to her relationships, to her descriptions of the people in her life. They’re CONSTANTLY ON THE MOVE, exploring the wilds, hanging out with friends, and being The Charmer. (Working Title?) She constantly looks out for the people and creatures around her, rehabilitating and conserving wildlife——and the pushers in tandem. That is to say, I don’t think there’s anyone they can’t befriend with enough effort. Name one (⒈) person that doesn’t like Rori, I dare you. Rorian is Hardworking, almost to a Fault. The focal SILLIGOOFINESS often segues into a rampant drive for thrillseeking. They will overexert themself, albeit with little regret, because the outcome is for her joy. Call it a RECKLESS ABANDON to her. If you asked me, this headstrong attitude is more complex than expending her borrowed time. It’s because she’s willing to reach her limits for the people she cares about. Friends, beast or troll, are within their purview of effort. That MUST be The Ninja Way I’ve been hearing about. The care and cheer she extends to people is the type of Boost you only sometimes encounter. She is therefore a light that will never go out. But that doesn’t mean it shines on its own. She is an EMOTIONAL CONDUIT in positive and negative ways alike. The former certainly outweighs the latter, but that doesn’t mean there are any drawbacks to acknowledge. I don’t Intend To Offend, so with a PERHAPS, here is what I’ve observed: an unvoiced reliance on the people around her. This isn’t necessarily implying they can’t function without people, but they are often bound to their whims, and thus affected by the plights they individually face. Constantly boosting the morale of the people requires people in need of boosting to begin with. They may struggle to grapple with the idea of independent faith; to function with an agency unimpeded by the suggestions of others. Because what is made of the lone ferret, a beast that thrives in company? The same logic can be applied here. It’s a primitive urge that we all have. To build hives in the pushers of others, knowing that you’ll hardly ever occ↑y yours. Surely, you can feel safe on your own, but it’s plenty more fun to be with OTHERS. (Comment Naruto if you see this. This is an experiment) Usually I like to leave the Muse with something to think about but something tells me you’re very comfortable where you are. Seriously, you’re already doing so well for yourself. You’re always looking out for everyone (⒈) with kindness, bubbliness, and at times a bit of firm ♥. Please don’t forget to redirect some of your validation to yourself, and Take a Hike. Literally so, if you ever feel like it——which I will have to assume is ALWAYS! Everyone looks out for you, Rori. I have just one question for you, though: would you settle for your current life forever, or would anything inspire you to explore even further than you have in nature? (P.S. Hi Alan, hi Sleuth. Sneef sneef snorf, and however one would onomatoparize ferret sounds!) #gandertag
| luvv urr jokes pAwpAww :)
Young, hardly. Nice, occasionally. Man, at times. Thank you for your participation.
+ I h*ve nxt h*d the ple*sure, I'm *fr*id. - + I dxn't xften h*ve the xppxrtunity tx meet my peers *t the mxment, s*ve thxse I'm wxrking directly with. - + There *re m*ny xf us, *fter *ll. =
+ Fleet recruits these d*ys re*lly *ren't wh*t they used tx be. =
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒈ — @carbonatedCaravanserai Sokari Urvari ME: Good Guzzling Grief! I’m SO Thirsty and I’m about to Die because I don’t know WHAT to drink! (Enter the HUMBLE SODA CAN) ME: What’s THIS? A SOFT DRINK, for LITTLE OL’ ME? Oh wow, you shouldn’t have! I am the MOST PARCHED MAN EVER, and you’re letting me suckle from the moobeast teat of effervescence. I’m forever GRATEFUL–—and this could be YOU if you directed yourself to the TAGGED LADY’S account and filed a request for some of that SWEET, SWEET ELIXIR. No, this isn’t An Advertisement. This is Gander! (The crowd throws tomatoes at me OWOWOWWHATTHE[HONK]STOP) Anyway, let’s Take A Gander at Sokari Urvari! (CROWD CHEER!) In the commercial world, Sokari is TRULY DEDICATED TO HER CRAFT. She is practical and oriented in what she does best. Her online platform is primarily a strategy to purvey her services to a Wider Audience, vending SODA FACTS, SODA OPINIONS, and SODA… period. I personally enjoy her run-on sentences reminiscent of one continuous stream of thought. It’s almost as if she types as she thinks in the worry that she’ll lose them JUST AS QUICKLY. Which, now that I’m typing this ↓, is completely understandable. We’ll get to that in a moment. Beyond the business front, Sokari’s sense of self is enbottlecapsulated by the Soda Drink. Make no mistake: her knowledge is not merely an OUTWARD PASSION. Her Carbonated Cache is just that——shrewdness of the topic that keeps her afloat in society. Think of it as the remaining lifesaver in a SEA OF ENDLESS BUSTLE. It arguably encompasses all she is because it’s among the few things that benefit her. Business is an unchanging rhythm that she performs in tandem to. The market changes the pace, not her. Everything has to be in the ✓ place——why ELSE would everything be this way? Maybe it’s fatalist, but I say it’s a quiet acceptance of WHERE SHE IS. She’s not the one making decisions and she knows that. She is the femininely intense type. Her firm, stringent responses to being called as much as a gender neutral ‘DUDE’ reflects the refusal to be known as anything other than a lady. Within the same vein, Sokari can’t stand the concept of CHARITY. This isn’t intended to be a poor business model but a way of KEEPING EVERYTHING IN LINE. Such actions are a denial of who she is. Above all else, she craves ORDER in her Figurative Courtblock. This is why it matters so much that she can claim the little things. She wants you to give her what she asks for: a straightforward title and a straightforward transaction. It’s only an acknowledgement of who she is (but I notice a number of times in which this isn’t followed through.) It’s saddening. Being fit into TOO MANY SOCIETAL BOXES, Sokari demands respect for the little things she can control. What I find most curious about Sokari is her LIFESTYLE. Sokari actively forgoes the need to sleep, often spending sweeps wide awake with purportedly NO LASTING CONSEQUENCES. An aberrancy and therefore an interesting point of analysis. Remember what I said about the RUN-ON SENTENCES? Not even the STRONGEST SOLDIERS can withstand the LULLABY OF SOMNOLENCE. As such, Sokari constantly stumbles on and mixes ↑ her words. Staying awake is her culminating fear of Wasting Valuable Time. A few angles hinge from this lifestyle, but I’d like to posture PRAGMATIC NIHILISM, a likely product of her sleepless days, wherein she believes her life holds no true value. This doesn’t detract from how much she VALUES IT. She reassures herself to save her life, every second of consciousness, because this is the only one she gets to have. She acts with PURPOSE and the ultimate goal of making a sustained living. Benefitting herself, even if it means an erosion of a life outside the business. This is all that she will be and wants to be. Almost all posts imply she’s OK with that. I don’t want to enable or shame your lifestyle. You are an adult and you know what you’re doing. I think a lot of people Forget That you aren’t someone (⒈) BEGGING TO BE SAVED. This, however, goes both ways: you give people a reason to Worry For You. Sokari, you have the capacity to understand that you aren’t LIVING HEALTHILY. And to accept that this is all you’ll ever be is an Erasure of your Complex Existence. You’re allowed to yearn, to be vulnerable, to react when you feel the grass brush against your ankles, to cry when it feels like too much. You’ll always have the space for that. No one can rip that from you. Not HERE. Maybe it doesn’t seem that way to you, and I’m not one to convince you otherwise. But you deserve to be a person. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: SEER OF DOOM? To Sokari, life is a transaction. She is the externality. A master of self-discipline. There’s no time to dream. There’s no time to mourn a life you don't know. She’s comfortable where she is. Is this all there is to living? That is the Seer’s plight.) So. YEA. FOLLOW HER TO ORDER SOME SODA NOW, and have a little think about who YOU ARE while you’re at it. ♥ yourself. I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! (Journalling is a GREAT IDEA, by the way!) #gandertag #doctorpebber #fanter #monsert #roobeer #PEHPSIE #cokeycola #spirt
THE M⧃UNTAIN SIMPLY REC⧃GNIZES FAIR HAIR AND A QUAINT QUIRK WHERE HE SEES THEM!
THANK Y⧃U! I W⧃KE UP ⧃NE NIGHT AND IT WAS THERE! YUCK YUCK!
G⧃⧃D EVENING EXCELLENT MUSTACHE
I AM S⧃ AWES⧃ME ALL ⧃F THE ⧃THER TR⧃LLS ARE AFRAID ⧃F ME N⧃ ⧃NE TALKS T⧃ ME N⧃ ⧃NE WANTS T⧃ BE MY FRIEND THEY THINK I AM T⧃⧃ C⧃⧃L THEY WATCH ME D⧃ AWES⧃ME FLIPS AND SPECTATULAR DISPLAYS ⧃F F⧃RM IN THEIR NAME AND AS I GET BETTER AT IT THEY FEAR ME M⧃RE AND M⧃RE I AM A VICTIM ⧃F MY ⧃WN SUCCESS THE M⧃UNTAIN I D⧃ N⧃T EVEN GET A NAME. JUST A TITLE I AM CAPABLE ⧃F S⧃ MUCH M⧃RE AND N⧃ ⧃NE SEES IT S⧃ME NIGHTS I FEEL S⧃ AL⧃NE I C⧃ULD CRY, BUT I D⧃N'T. I NEVER D⧃. BECAUSE WHAT W⧃ULD BE THE P⧃INT? N⧃T A SINGLE TR⧃LL IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE W⧃ULD CARE. TAKE IT T⧃ Y⧃UR GRAVE.
I feel like todays important;
A Karkat is a Dead Body. Hope this helps!
WATCH OUT: They're putting something in water that makes you pee.
=oXO i think maybe the number in the top corner is lying'''''' there can,t be 84 people online right now ''' =oXO
okay whateverw you say
D --> The key to being STRONG is to draw that strength from as many sources as you can
oh trwagedy i am behind on point quota my aspirwations werwe too grweat and i have failed to achieve the goals i have set forw myself oh woe wah
...whats going on? whys there flirting? >X3
and yet no one has flirted with me! what gives!
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Hill... areas. Um... Hmmn... Oh. OH. Took me a bit!! ⚓︎
S⚣me ⚣f y'all give me such g⚣⚣d material f⚣r ya⚣i th⚣ughts thank y⚣u f⚣r y⚣ur c⚣ntributi⚣n
Badges! #juniorwashere
⧃ Tomorrow night begins my vacation. For every instance of me posting or otherwise being active on Chittr through the entirety of my vacation unless it is critically important, I will give away one article from my prized tie collection. That is how much I need this.
≈MY DUMB ASS WAS ABT 2 ASK WHAT HAPP3N3D 2 OR LMAOOO≈
Any kind of SQUAWKBEAST MENTIONED. *flies with the rest of my flock in a V shape as we migrate for the winter*
"= i really lose track of the posts on here. when i am busy typing. elsewhere. hmph. ="
*smiles fondly* I ♥ playing with you guys.
"= it's really funny how not anonymous that one was. i keep my information to myself. i see your like. message me if you wish, i'm very curious as to why you'd ever want to know that. ="
"= anonymous asked: "[quirk anonymized], this is completely anonymous, right? Are you "dragging a wagon" as the kids say?".... =" "= i did you a favor there. if you are to be anonymous. remember to drop the quirk :) =" "= uh, looking up that term, i don't think so particularly. i have. an average or thin -that- on account of my generally thin status. i'm quite sharp in many ways. =" "= https://forms.gle/J2cPoEPpK4N66wpy5 tekras ask me anything page, ask more here. ="
"= https://forms.gle/J2cPoEPpK4N66wpy5 tekras ask me anything page. =" "= i forgot about this. i will be opening this now. for another. night. =" "= do your worst... . ="
No matter how much this guy says he isn't a twink. Do not believe him. He absolutely is one and doesn't want to admit it. He hates the fact people are right when they call him a twink.
y'know i definitely le∆n more tow∆rds girls, but i h∆ve been known to ∆ppreci∆te ∆ twink or two in my time.
"= i don't know, maybe? i am thin so i am just strengthening the definition to not involve me. also. . ="
"= i can't be one of those because i am tall. ="
4/10 ouon t.the t.twink scale
??? Okay...? ♪
i was gonna say im not a twink but i definitely am fuck
Cool. First thing I see when I log in... ♪
o-|= but art the twinks interesting in… heroism? =>
WHAT COUNTS AS A TWINK? IS COSTAR A TWINK?
Twïnks sëll wëll
many of you fuck heavy with twinks but in 6-10 sweeps when they go through twink death you won'T be present anymore and that says a lot about you i think
“TWINK”: IT’S SHORT FOR “TO WINK”. BṴT NOT MṴCH SHORTER. HOPE IT HELP
o-|= i hath cometh to sayeth i supporteth thou twinks that art on this v’ry site! =>
remember. it.t cououwuld always be a t.twink behind t.the screen.
#caught
comment down below if youre a twink and youre proud
Why are we talking about twinks, I just got here.
Twinks are fine I guess.
WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT TWINKS
OK BUT TWINKZ THO...*DROOL*
louow-midblouoouod t.twinks are easy t.touo find let.t me knouow when souomeouone finds a puwurple t.twink
Have you tried using the Twink Net?
Küll scörë wön btw #säd
Ï nëëd tö pöst mörë fünny shït sö thëy dön't wïn änd my kült stäys äbövë mÿ küll.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Mmmmghhhh Tevsie must sleep... Sooo tired...
you made my day ten times better single-handedly
hahahahaha "ice" one
,,,soon as the sun goes back down... i wanna do better. get a shit job to pay bills, get a hivestem unit, just generally pick up the fuckin life I should be having
i use humour to cover up the fact that i really feel like a fuck up and i contribute nothing to society
,,,you barely know me, yet here i am crying cuz of you, wtf
I ♥ YOU SO MUCH GRANDDAD!!! (CROWD CHEEER!!) ( Also, do you think of my MOIRAIL? I NEED that Seal of Approval. @abyssalAttachment )
there's at least one or two hopping around
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ I know there's some garb that lets people wear hopbeast headbands, but-- um... they're kinda... um... ehheh. #suggestive ⚓︎
[|87 :: Based as fuk actually
༘⋆ I reck•n I’m b•th •f th•se things! I appreciate the ackn•wledgment, mister!
(Same...)
WAL-WHAT! WHAT THE TUSK ARE YOU DOING!!
^ THE FATHER OF FAT PURPLEBLOOD ASS. #nsfw
Small t⚣p big b⚣tt⚣m appreciat⚣rs rise up!!
CURSORY GLANCE SHOWS I’M A HELL OF A LOT OLDER, PAL.
🔍 _-_-_- The w⌕rst part the... c⌕rrecti⌕n the best part n⌕... the w⌕rst he's s⌕ fucking attractive, dude. :'( ab⌕ut t⌕ f⌕rgive my murderer f⌕r having a killer facecard. _-_-_-
MAYBE I SHOULD DO MORE EMOTES OTHER THAN >tumut< UWU? …NO. SOMETHING WRONG EMANATES OFF THAT ONE.
ohhhh :D hehehehee thAts A goodd 1 tAhnk u 4 shAr|nn :)
ddd|d u gtuys kno u cn bolck ppls on here | JTS found t|hs out
D --> It's a daily battle of deciding which leg of my sweatpants I need to pack it in. #nsfw
very humOrOus pun. i believe i remember where i am nOw.
🔍 _-_-_- S⌕ y⌕u're telling me I was murdered and died, and n⌕w my head is just FREE RANGE fr⌕m my b⌕dy, and that I need t⌕ accept the fact that I was murdered and that my head is n⌕ l⌕nger fuckin with my b⌕dy? _-_-_-
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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒏ — @gadaboutTrickster Jinx Egbert Jinx Egbert has a Shocking Secret. She is actually the HIT CHARACTER S↑er Mario from the Nintendo series. (CROWD GASP. WHAT?!) YES, I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but the evidence is Beyond Reasonable Doubt. Don’t let her choice in BLUE deter you from the fact Mario still wears those bluested overalls. The URGES TO WAHOO can never lie. THEY NEVER. LIE. That’s IT. That’s the end of the post. KEEP SCROLLING. LEAVE ME ALONE. I need to Ruminate On This. FOREVER! *a single tear rolls ↓ my face* … OK, KIDDING. B;oP ‘Tis just a bit of PRANKGAGGLERY from the Sillerious Gooseguy himself. Jinx Egbert is Jinx Egbert. Or IS HE? AL→ I’LL STOP. Let’s Take A Gander at Jinx Egbert! Much like I do with those Multitudinous in Existence, I want to find what makes this EGBERT AN INDIVIDUAL. But let’s get the similarities straight: Jinx is a DABBLER OF LEVITY. The playfully whimsy and calm sort who functions asynchronously to the Happenings of Chittr. Though she regards the people, Jinx posts at her own momentum, intertwining her nature with her BOUNDLESS CREATIVITY. Ranging from life ↑dates to ablution thoughts, Jinx posts for the sake of getting things OUT THERE. Why waste good ideas by keeping them in your HEAD? She’s a Fascination for movies and games, japery, all of which are STAPLES for the hivehold Egbert. She’s a striking example of being Free on your own terms. Now ONTO THE IDIOSYNCRASIES: Firstly, Jinx cares. She cares A LOT. I'm not saying that all other possible Egberts don’t give a stuff, but in the Likert Scale from SOCIALLY DISCONNECTED to BORN NETWORKER, Jinx mashes the far-→ option so hard it breaks his husktop. You pick ↑ IMMEDIATELY that she goes above and beyond for her friends and ectofamily, namely through her AFFINITY IN COOKING. There’s nothing sweeter than having someone (⒈) learn/remember your favorite meals out of the goodness of their heart. If her friends are in need of help, she steps (or maybe floats) forward to lend any assistance she can. This is majorly the reason why he’s known as the CHITTR MOM/AUNT: his proactive TENDERFACTOR should be APPRECIATED on a rowdy platform like this. Don’t mistake her sweetsillyness for passivity. He knows of the destruction he is able to cause and is willing to take action for himself and the people he ♥s. Jinx is an arm of STRENGTH as she is a hand of nurture. However, a tragedy lingers beneath her energy. A sort of aimlessness when all the people maintenance is DONE AND DUSTED, almost as though she’s unsure of her solitude. An unanswered want for reciprocation that has developed into another facet of her identity. You peel away at her outer layers to reveal the idle languor that comes with being a PERSON FOR THE PEOPLE. These feelings are derivative of her choices. This predicament is a product of her social strengths. It’s a backwards blade wrenched deep into her chest. That is, she’s stuck in the middle of peoples’ problems and is anticipated to FIX IT. Jinx has fixed many things only to receive little to nothing in return. And this is how the mask cracks. As outer responsibilities pile ↑ MORE AND MORE, as her life is deluged with the ordeals of other people, as she never gets the chance to self-regulate or find that parental care in RETURN, she develops a weaponized mechanism. Her FRUSTRATION. You notice she summons a latent urge to become violent, or at least enact some means of aggression. To vent out her frustrations, Jinx resorts to SPARRING/FIGHTING, a classic and arguably HEALTHY channel with the ✓ constraint. What I find stands out most with Jinx is the fact that her Protectiveness can shift into a thing of SELF-EXPRESSION. But a part of me thinks this comes too seldom to impact him, meaningfully. It must be hard to get some emotional traction when a lot of time is spent on other whims. I think the trick is to find a BALANCE between yourself and the people. Give yourself the time amid the hit juggling performance you’ve been keeping ↑. BREATH is all about freedom, but you clearly know when to dismount the wind and appreciate people. However, your predicament has become a cycle, almost, to stockpile feelings to a BREAKING POINT before finding an outlet to expend your emotions. Jinx, You help so many people but you don’t have that reciprocated when YOU’RE IN NEED. I think on that note you should be meaner. Yep. MEANER. EVEN SILLIER MEANER. You know that already, but I’m being serious. You deserve that →. You aren’t obligated to put people before your own needs. Kindness is strength, but it degrades over time. It’s OK to be your own person, not just the gro↑ caretaker. If you aren’t OK with anything going on, the best part is you can SAY you aren’t. Even if they are people you care about. Take your time. Claim yourself. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: NOT APPLICABLE!) Jinx Egbert. Please follow her, she’s RADICAL. This is the end. I ♥ you. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #eggsbert #badluck #becauseyoureajinx #sorrythatsallicanthinkof #jinxhaveyoueverwatchedarcane
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hehehe ppeopple acttually likke my jokkes tthatt's so nice (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
⧃ I do wish I kept that name bit going through today as well, but the Mountain removed his signature and I had to introduce myself to a certain well-mustached individual and did not want to do it with a name that is no longer mine.
i nnever hear abouut annythinng.. im deaf.
i donnt uunnderstannd?
i am here for youu..
Gonna ttry a riskky one while she's ddisttracttedd... TThey say tthatt no ttwo ppeopple see color tthe exactt same way, so really, color is justt a ppigmentt of your imaginattion. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
GOOD DUSK CHITTR NATION
(O)n a l3SS car-r3laT3D n(o)T3: I f33l a l(o)T b3TT3r anD n(o)T aS fruSTraT3D. ThIS ISn'T h3h3lpful ThahaT I maD3 Th3h3 pr3vI(o)uS p(o)ST ab(o)uT carS anD p(o)T3nTIally runnIng m(o)Th3h3rfuck3rS (o)v3r, buT I pr(o)mIS3, all I DID WaS hahav3 S3x.
i have nOt. but if there’s sOmething that is heavily suggested i may.
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Was the fish okay at least?? ⚓︎
significantly dislike when individuals have things i dO nOt and purpOsely chOse tO take it fOr granted. i wOuld have wanted that. i wOuld have needed what yOu have but it cOmes sO very naturally they simply dOn’t care. #envypOsting #nOtparticularlyavent
,,,I think being held by an older man and comforted would fix a lot of things about me
Haha! Nobody can beat me when I'm super 17! Haha! Nobody can beat me when I'm super 17! Haha! Nobody can beat me when I'm super 17!
A clown heldd tthe ddoor oppen for me. Whatt a nice jestter! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
October 14, 1994 I don't know what day it really is anymore. The watch stopped sometime yesterday. Or the day before. It's hard to tell. The trees outside never seem to change. Just black trunks and fog. Endless fog. I found this abandoned house at sunset. At least I think it was sunset. The windows are so filthy that daylight looks sickly and weak. The place smells like mildew and rotten wood. Something died here years ago and the house never forgot. I've pushed a dresser against the front door and nailed boards over the downstairs windows. It won't stop it if it really wants to come inside. But maybe it doesn't know I'm here. Maybe. I've seen it three times now. The first time was near the creek. I thought it was a deer standing between the trees until it stood up. The second time it was outside my tent. I heard breathing. Not animal breathing. Wet breathing. Like lungs full of mud. The third time... The third time it smiled at me through the woods. I don't know how far away it was. Fifty feet. A hundred. The distance didn't seem right. Its face looked close even though its body was hidden among the trees. It watched me run. It didn't chase. That's what scares me. Every predator I've ever known wants to catch its prey. This thing wants something else. The sun went down hours ago. I can hear it outside now. Not footsteps. Scratching. Slowly circling the house. Sometimes it drags its nails across the siding. Sometimes it taps on the walls. Once, it knocked on the front door. Three slow knocks. Like a person. I've been hiding upstairs in a bedroom closet with this journal and a flashlight. The battery is dying. Every few minutes I hear the floorboards downstairs creak. The scratching stopped twenty minutes ago. I thought it had left. Then I heard the attic hatch open. This house doesn't have an attic ladder. I don't know how it got up there. I can hear it moving above me now. Slow. Heavy. The ceiling is shedding dust with every step. It's directly over this room. Wait. There's someone whispering. No. Not someone. It's my own voice. It's speaking from above me. It's saying my name. It's saying it again. The ceiling is bending. Dear God, it's looking through the crack and I can see its ey
I have dealt with far more aggressive porch defenders in my line of work than any of you can imagine.
THERE IS A MAN THAT KEEPS HITTING ON ME AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TELL HIM I'M NOT GAY! :^(
@/arfarf You're Welcome. #positive
There Is A New Hot Old Man On The Feed. He Will Likely Be Devoured By The Starving Masses Come Evening. #suggestive
♤ Alright alright, the jokes are starting to wear fin on me. Heh. ♡
♤ Wh-- Oh, because I'm a fish. Hah. That's funny. ♡
hehehe
youu look so frienndly..
♤ Thank you, Pawpaw. ♡
So like. Was his name always pawpaw or did he take that on later in life. Kinda cute.
-_0" >> 0LD MEN C47CH MY 477EN7I0N WH47 D0 Y0U C4LL 7H47??
:33< sending all my love to meowbeasts right nyow
₍^. .^₎⟆ Horny d!lfss !n mewr area! #nsSSsfw꠹
It's harder to use crayons than you'd think! I don't have hands! But it was worth it for my Pawpaw!
Can this one go on the fridge? Can it, can it, can it? Huh? :D https://i.imgur.com/HOsRYdz.png
⧃ You are too much, Pawpaw.
some people should d13
That was a really g⚣⚣d h⚣⚣fbeast pun at the end there
D--> Øne øf the sađđest things abøut the đreambubbles is the ¢ømplete la¢k øf mus¢lebeasts ør høøfbeasts. It has been far tøø løng sin¢e I have witnesseđ them "IRL" ør I suppøse in real đeath, I suppøse I ¢øulđ take a ¢ørpøreal bøđy in a ranđøm đimensiøn tø enjøy the sight but that seems føalish.
⧃ Be strong, Ozatap. A mustache is simply a mustache.
c< OH, cOOl! >c
B★d★ss.
☆ anyone Know where to sell used sKuttlebuggy parts KuiKK and with no government oversight? AsKing Kause I gotta offload some shit☆
:33< yeah its wet :DD
:33< i live in a wet cardboard box on the side of the road all alone
Als⚣ wanna meet the h⚣⚣fbeast l⚣vers and sh⚣w them s⚣mething #suggestive
I AM LITERALLY SO HAPPY → NOW.
I'm GOING TO MAKE YOU PROUD, OK? (CHEER CHEER CHEER!!)
That j⚣ke made me smile thank y⚣u ^~^
I g⚣t a kickass disguise s⚣ I can visit my peeps in bef⚣rus with⚣ut being f⚣und ⚣ut!!
True! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #knotty
==> An inquizitive mind asks: => Would you rather have unlimted bacon but no games or games (unlimited games) but no games? who cares? why would you care what i think? you know what i think? i think this is all a waste of time, innit? some sort of ploy to get people to give me some sort of ounce of attention or whatever! personally i dont really care and neither should you! this question makes no sense and whoever you are makes no sense either i really truly hope that you find any sort of actual sense in your life than asking baseless questions like this
\(")/ -( )- Junior found a brand new badge... MG. SLOBBERPET! /(_)\ Junior edited the post to add: it's half a scalemate!
Good one!
that s so trwue and wise
Oh dear. Am I "nuts"? Further study required
How hard can it be to learn how to crochet?
c< OH Hell yeaH! HelpiN peOple! ill absOlutely pull up if i Have tHe tiMe! Maybe NOt tHis saturday, cause iM barteNdiNg 4 aN eveNt >c
⧃ Good evening. An excellent set of facial hair on your face, sir. My name is Evidet Ozatap, Founder and CEO of OZA-TAP Air Filtration & Accesstories Ltd, and supporter of all things related to proper facial hair maintenance and care.
>> ¡ડ every ડentence you type a pun How do you keep that up
⧃ Hold on. I have to fix my name for this.
>> @reડp1endentCandour oh you're gonna have to ડee th¡ડ guy, Ev¡
that pun was really bad but /)n acc/)unt /)f me liking y/)ur pr/)file picture i f/)rgive y/)u f/)r this
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Oh my goodness!! Thank you so much! ⚓︎
hiiiiiiiiiii
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Jokes are very nice t' listen to and read! They put a bit of a smile on my face! :) ⚓︎
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