

Peter Irving
@inspectingPickles
he/him. Just a humble private investigator. Oh, and one more thing: If you've got a pickle, I'll inspect it. (Human Pickle Inspector. Icon by Watchelspinat)

((As it says on the tin, Peter is a human version of Pickle Inspector. He's from Midnight City, and works occasionally with his fellow detective friends PS and AD with whom he took down a notorious Mobster Kingpin. This left a power vacuum that the Midnight Crew and the Felt swiftly filled. There will be mentions of substance abuse and occasionally violence on this account. NSFW will at most be implied or jokingly inferred but not likely to be RP'd without significant build up in rp.

Backreading the English Diaries was not a good idea this morning. Never too early for an Irish coffee. #substance

Goodnight and good light all!

I've worn a dress or two a couple of times. Once for a case. I didn't mind it one bit. It was...nice, even.

And I've finally managed to get Catfishing.net done along with the crossword, completing my dailies! Fight Night's been a lot of fun to watch as well, good matches so far. catfishing.net #795 - 10/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

Strands was a very tricky one today! Doesn't help that I keep getting distracted by Fight Night on the tele. Strands #907 “Spiraling definitions” 💡🔵💡🔵 🔵🔵🟡🔵

Has no one claimed the lovely Samwise Gamgee? Or Bilbo? I feel I've got Bilbo Baggins energy. #chittrlotRcasting

Ha ha! Completed Connections with a bit of ease. That's good for my morale! Connections Puzzle #1173 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Still so exhausted. Headache has mostly abated for now--drinking lots of water helps. Who'd have thought? Ha! Still, it's definitely impacting my puzzle solving abilities, but I managed to get Wordle done. Wordle 1,895 5/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

And I've finished Catfishing.net today. That's all the dailies done. I've gotten Miss Frieda fed, but now it's time for a much needed nap on the couch. At least my leg and arm and ribs are healed now. Silver linings! catfishing.net #794 - 9/10 🎉 🐈🥚🐈🥚🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

Managed to finish Strands. Fitting theme, I suppose. Strands #906 “All in a day's work” 💡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🟡🔵

Checked off Connections now. Challenged by this one but when I figured out one of them, I was shaking my head at myself. Time for acetaminophen I think. Connections Puzzle #1172 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Struggled a little with Wordle today, but it was a trickier word and my head feels like there's a vise around it. Still managed it. Wordle 1,894 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@vitalBrush I do hope you're well, young lady. Do let those who care for you to actually care for you.

Guh. My body feels like a wrung out dishrag. Think I'll save the crossword for later. Cup of hot coffee, save me. Save me, cup of hot coffee.

@abstractCollector Would you like a visit?

H̸e̷l̵l̶o̷ ̵S̴y̵l̴i̶n̵k̶ ̸ ! Would y̶o̵u̴ ̷l̸i̵k̷e̷ a visit?

Alright then. Time to crack into the secret stash. Dean, if you'd be so kind as to make sure Miss Frieda gets her dinner tonight--I'm not sure what sort of state I'll be in after this. I'll make sure miss Vestra's returned safely.

I also have a sundae now. I gave Miss Frieda some tuna-flavored shaved ice as well so she wouldn't feel left out.


Sigh. Am I going to have to become one with the Godhead again to deal with this?











