Peter Irving
@inspectingPickles
he/him. Just a humble private investigator. Oh, and one more thing: If you've got a pickle, I'll inspect it. (Human Pickle Inspector. Icon by Watchelspinat)
((As it says on the tin, Peter is a human version of Pickle Inspector. He's from Midnight City, and works occasionally with his fellow detective friends PS and AD with whom he took down a notorious Mobster Kingpin. This left a power vacuum that the Midnight Crew and the Felt swiftly filled. There will be mentions of substance abuse and occasionally violence on this account. NSFW will at most be implied or jokingly inferred but not likely to be RP'd without significant build up in rp.
Supper with Miss Frieda after another long night of no new leads. She'll be having the tuna pate, and I shall have a bowl of ramen I picked up from the noodle stand a few blocks away.
I'm sure txmxrrxw will be mxre fruitful!!! Enjxy yxur sxdium in a cup!!! :DDD
Ha! I hope so, friend. And I shall--I promise it has at least an egg in it. There's some protein there!
Breakfast posting! Miss Frieda was given some beef liver chunks in gravy, which she seemed to be very enamored with! Cup of coffee for me!
Awww. I gave Case her usual tin of salmon.
Cxffee isn't breakfast!!! Steal her leftxvers!!! Lick the gravy!!! Sustenance is needed fxr a gxxd sir xr dame!!!
Aw! I should have you come over with her sometime! Our fine ladies should could be friends, purrrhaps.
I'm afraid she's left not a mite behind for me. She's good at cleaning her plate. I promise to grab a bagel for lunch.
I guess that'll dx... Be safe xut there Mr Investigatxr/Pickle inspectxr-sir!!! It's a cruel wxrld made brighter by we!!!
Breakfast today for Miss Frieda: A delightful seafood medley pate. For me: Irish coffee and a maple doughnut the newspaper clerk made me take.
I will 8e reposting my 8adge archive document, due to the link not working in comments for auto-quirk reasons. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H6wgWZtAmnPFr8raI7lrmhLce0HZr2VAf8r-8R8L4x0/edit?usp=sharing #thesylphisIN
:33< great read! :33< thanks fur the share!
Thank you, it is rare to find true appreci8tors.
I don't suppose this ring was meant for running errands, but it's handy, dash it! I never have to worry about getting locked out of my apartment or office again. Better to use it for the mundane or helpful than anything else.
Mmso blasted ( #substance )
Ha! The Wordle was a good one today! Wordle 1,787 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
"Headcanons"? Would someone be kind enough to explain to a fella as out of the loop on trends as myself what those are? I presume it's not misspelled and has nothing to do with cannons coming out of one's head.
like a thought or fact you think would fit someone u know but it aint confirmed
(oPENS MY SKULL) (cANON COMES OUT) (bOOM BOOM BOOM) >:] [fORM IN PINNED]
So just...making assumptions about people? That's a curious trend.
bassically yeah
Thank you for explaining! Seems a bit odd to encourage making assumptions, but I have definitely seen stranger on this site.
its that or being bored eelmao
This brings up an interesting question: Are Trolls mammals at all? Because if they aren't, then they cannot contract rabies.
https://c.tenor.com/4dleqc6EF-sAAAAd/tenor.gif
√(Bold of you to assume we can be sorted into any taxonomy from Earth. We've got our own shit going on here)²
√(Trolls are trolls. Earth Bugs might be the closest analogue for an alien, but that doesn't mean we ARE Earth Bugs)²
well i would assume an Earth Virus that only affects mammals wouldn't infect trolls....
c< iN HuMaN classificatiON, i tHiNK were sOMetHiN liKe a bug, Or clOse 2 it, sO, prObably NOt >c
c< we dO Our best, bOss! >c
#nsfw i didnt think my train 0f th0ught w0uld lead us t0 d0m/sub etiquette t0night but f0r the rec0rd s0 many 0f y0u treat the d0m like an unbreakable pillar that exists t0 treat y0u sexually and n0t a pers0n just like y0u wh0 has needs and em0ti0ns and can be w0rn d0wn and c0uld really d0 with a hug if y0ur d0m d0esnt get aftercare t00 the relati0nship isnt healthy and 0ne 0f y0us g0ing t0 end up hurt in a n0n sexy way
yEAH,,,
the charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of wwhat is elusivve but attainable; a perpetual series of occasions of hope" -barak trollbama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c47d08f0102.png #fishingfriday
EVERY WEEK. YOU RAISE THE BAR. FOR WHAT IT MEANS. TO BE #GILLSOUT.
BUT PUT THOSE WINGS AWAY.
What a wild event #fightnight has been! Good work @aspiringPessimist and @pulchritudePowerhouse on a real Knock Out tie!
It was a long time coming, what else can be said? Not nearly finished yet though. I can't retire with just a tie and no wins under my belt, y'know?
Dudes love to be like, oh, I would die for you. Oh, I would kill for you. Okay, well, I would be kind for you I would reject the impulses to indulge in my violent nature for you I would wake up and get out of bed an hour early every morning to make coffee and breakfast for you I would be there for you No matter what I would leave the light on for you until you felt safe, and I would hold you so tight Until you felt at peace Sure I can be strong if I have to. I can fight if it's truly necessary But when I think about the way that I love you, it does not make me feel violent It makes me feel quiet And gentle And calm When I look at you, I know that I am not a violent dog And I will not bite
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) In a world like this, this is real romanͻe. ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
Yeah this is a bar.
That uh. Hmn. @tarrdyThumperr
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) When everyone is ready to fight, being gentle is the true strength ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
@gallowsCalibrator#1433 @aventurineCopycat i promise to live.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა !!! goodness. oh⁀my⁀goodness!
YOU'R3 GONN4 M4K3 M3 CRY D4MM1T
Dancing with your cat to a jazzy cover of Pure Imagination is a valid to spend the afternoon. https://youtu.be/PwGZsye99ls
@megaloMemes Thank you again for letting me get you home. Miss Frieda is already pawing at the window after you.
c< Of cOurse, its NOt liKe i was gONNa be gettiN tHere aNy differeNtly, besides, it seeMs Me aNd MadaM Frieda Have bONded, sO, tHats Nice >c
I'd say that's a safe bet. You've definitely helped me avoid her wrath for not coming back home last night.
c< aH, well, aNytiMe yOure Out Of cOMMissiON, ill MaKe sure 2 drOp by aNd MaKe sure sHe KNOws yOure alrigHt >c
Miss Frieda will be so cross with me when I get home
I've got you @megaloMemes I'll be there soon.
'Attaboy. Can always rely on the smartest bastard you know.
Sent you the coords, friend. Meet me here as soon as you can. We'll need to get her a doctor.
c< tHaNKs 4 tHe Help, bOss, i gOtta repay yOu ONe Of tHese days, especially 4 taKiN tHat KNOcK 2 tHe Head >c
c< fair eNOugH, iM Happy 2 Hear yOu were first ON tHe sceNe >c
Thank you. Sara was able to get me the coordinates and I just couldn’t risk waiting a moment longer. I’m glad I was able to buy the time needed to get you out.
c< Hey, yOu Made tHe rigHt call, aNOtHer MOMeNt.... aNd Maybe id be MissiN aN eye, sO, tHaNKs >c
As soon as the doctor lets me leave my bed, I’ll swing by to visit you. They’ve got quite excellent painkillers here.
c< MMMMHM, tHey areNt Half bad >c
Congrats to my friend @pulchritudePowerhouse on his new SAR reserve position. If you need help with those assignments ever, you know you can count on me, Phil.
I got a team, I guess I better use it more than not at all. So yeah, thanks Pete. I'll try to lean on ya more in these comin' days.
You can rely on me, my friend. No man is an island, after all.
sO BASICALLY, dIA DE LOS pERDIDOS, sO NAMED BECAUSE OF THE WAY, aLL OF US ON aLTERNIA BECAME A METAPHORICAL PART OF THE LOST BOYS, aFTERWARDS, iS A CELEBRATION OF WHAT TROLLS CAN DO TOGETHER AND ALSO, oF OUR LUSII, bOTH FOR THEIR PART IN ENSURING THE DARING DAY ATTACK, uNDER THE SCORCHING SUN WAS SUCCESSFUL (THUS WHY IT IS DIA AND NOT NOCHE), aND ALSO BECAUSE AFTER THE ADULTS WERE EXPELLED, wE KIDS TRULY HAD NO ONE TO RAISE AND GUARD US, bESIDES OUR LUSII, sO WHOLE COMMUNITIES WHO CELEBRATED WOULD GET TOGETHER AND MAKE FOOD AND SHARE, aND PARTY UNTIL DAY BREAK AND THEN, jUST A LITTLE MORE, tO BE DARING,,, wHOEVER STAYED OUT EARLIEST, gOT TO BE THE sUMMONER FOR THE SWEEP, tHOUGH USUALLY PEOPLE STOPPED WITH THE TITLE AFTER LIKE, a WIPE, eHE, bUT IT WAS REALLY FUN, dEFINITELY NOT A GLOBAL THING BUT, iT WAS BIG IN MY sOUTHWESTERN aLTERNIAN CIRCLES,
That's so fricken sweet! Girl, thanks for sharing that bit of history with us!~
Ah, happy wriggling day to Larkso!