♣ mediated by @inspectingPickles
A LITTLE MAN WHO FANCIES HIMSELF WORTHY OF CHALLENGING A GOD. PATHETIC.
PATIENTLY. AND SLOWLY. I’VE ALREADY ACQUIRED HIS SERVICE. THAT’S THE FIRST STEP.
HM. I NEED A LOOPHOLE.
He might still try?
О, КАК ПРИЯТНО СЛЫШАТЬ, КАК ТЫ МЕНЯ ТАК НАЗЫВАЕШЬ.
Рад, что я вас порадовал, милорд.
Тогда знайте: я слежу за тем, что вы говорите.
This is an incredibly stupid triangle.
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I’M THE HANDSOME OPTION.
A TI YW'R YMGEISYDD SY'N COLLI YNG NGÊM Y DYMUNOLDEB.
Oh. The hissing means. Good lord.
See, this is better. He's going to find it, but at least it's not brazen.
I'm not talking about this. Especially on his profile, are you insane.
Lord of Time, not Lord Of Piss. Just saying.
We. Stay winning, I guess?
Dear, I do keep saying I’m working on things in the background, don’t I? Well, it’s not a lie. But it doesn’t help trans-narrative timing when certain should-be-erased queens decide to not be erased and swear vengeance quests against you, and now you have to prepare countermeasures. So sad. But I’m rambling, aren’t I? The short of it all is, I’ll be doing things again soon. Heehee.
*RATIO.
I think he intends to kill me at the start, actually. God things.
Some sort of mixture of respect and disgust. And a good healthy serving of self-destructive tendencies on my part. It's kind of an Icarus thing.
It's a fair question. But it implies that sex is the end goal. But if It did get to that point. I don't know. Probably setting up an elaborate obstacle course for him. Take a very service top kind of role to it. #nsfw feels like it needs to be tagged here. Somehow.
Criminal Tip: You can totally flirt with your boss if you're not a coward.
HM. NO COMMENT.
Beautiful women are always shooting me. It's their favorite pastime.
gonna go with the word is penis pickle inspector #nsfw
Interesting work day. Successful work day.
IN HONOUR OF MY MOST FAVORED NOIR’S PRESENCE, MORE MUSIC TO LISTEN TO IN YOUR CAIRO OVERCOAT: HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/SLY2P6MVZ9A?IS=SUTOXCSEBLBJBYZB
Decided that I'm gonna be evil today, actually.
for anyone on here that's human. would you give us a piece like a leg for us to eat. we wanna know what you taste like cooked.
Well, yeah. He's management.
At this point I might have to talk to the middle manager to find out about the expected duties.
MAKE THE CHALLENGE ANY TIME, LITTLE MAN. IT WILL NOT GO AS YOU THINK IT WILL.
TRULY, ON OCCASION THE FODDER GODS MAKE THEMSELVES SOMETHING INTERESTING. SOME VERY, VERY RARE ONES MIGHT EVEN BE CALLED WORTHY OPPONENTS.
You Know, It's Actually Worse That He's Not Rambling Away Online About His Creepy, Stalkerish Antics. I Have No Idea If He's Still Watching My Hive And I Don't Think I Want To Find Out.
You have one business conversation and people start eyeing your warily and complaining about your leitmotif playing in minor key. This is bullshit, man.
Looks like my initial interview went well.
I've really got to close out this case so I can look at my. Career options.
Sorry for not posting all too much. Been a little tied up with things recently.
maybe its the pain meds talking rox but you got some gams that wont quit.... they got those big chewy pretzels here menJanrthfgrrsf.powwejfwpjfpewfcwmwfive dollars??!!!? get outta here........
hey guys check me out im the grungler
got shot thats really all there is to say on the matter
My celebration went well. A small but pleasant affair, and I gave many gifts to my guests. I am, for now and for always, an excellent host in that sense.
Through the darkness of future's past, The magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... Fire... walk with me
@pulchritudePowerhouse your pdnis look weird -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I really hope detectives posting their impressive members on dash doesn't become a trend. That is a really tough expectation to meet. #nsfw
and im just saying that if all of your trees are fluffy at the top and really good for making an incredibly useful type of fabric then maybe its just better and more profitable to knock down the trees to get to the fluffy tops like how bad can that really be
No I'm talking about @bulgeCurator remember! I'm not confucsed I'm just lecebrating the people loving my nudes.
Alright a man's word is a man's word. I didn't technically win against @aspiringPessimist so here you go. Fair's fair after seeing all of yours. Don't question the kinematics of how and why this image exists. #nsfw #nsfc ? https://i.postimg.cc/pTb4bB1j/Alright-Sure-Fine.png
Fuckin' yeah right it's a nice cock eat that COCK WIZARD show you who has an 8 pulchritude dick. #nsfw
If Larkso beats me at fight night I'll post nudes. It ain't gonna happen so I don't gotta worry about it. #fightnight #nsfw ?
Yes, it would seem so. And I am losing files at an alarming rate.
Fuckin' hell jesus shittin' christ all the cops in this town are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet can't do a thing without me.
I just ate a phone bomb directly to the face. I'm fine, for the record. Already resurrected.
There's nothing going on tonight, huh. Guess the gala really took all the life out of everybody.
Got to go to the party after all, hehehe.
Saw that little Felt dude land a nasty kick on a security's guard nuts. This gala kinda rules, actually. #midnightcitygala
Also I refuse to be at FOUR VIM, cock wizard! What good is the pulchritude if you can't use it? I'm going to go through some dead serious training, ain't nobody gonna put Sleuth in a corner. I'm going to be VIM-MAXING like a motherfucker and show you my limit ain't just two!
areyougoingtoinspecthispickle
I was in a different state of mind at the time! I am completely divorced from Past Problem Sleuth's actions and refuse to take responsibility for the things that he did!
I'M A CIVIL SERVANT, PETER. I PRACTICALLY SAVED THIS TOWN. I SHOULD BE EXEMPT.
I don't care who The Mayor sends, I'm not paying taxes.
NICE SENTIMENT ASSUMIN THE EXISTENCE OF A LOVING GOD
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. MORE FRESH MEAT FOR ME TO TEAR ASUNDER —EMBER💥
@pulchritudePowerhouse tries mansplaining me my own damn species to cover up his potential bald spot.
Yeah in fairness I guess you were kind of a mess back when you were stuck in your office for over a week and nobody knew, now that I think about it.
Saw a down-and-out in Midnight City last night. His sign said not “I need food” or “I need a job” but “I need a fat bitch”. What could this mean?
i stabbed someone
Normal vandalism isn't enough anymore. I need to bomb a pipeline.