♣ mediated by @inspectingPickles
My celebration went well. A small but pleasant affair, and I gave many gifts to my guests. I am, for now and for always, an excellent host in that sense.
Through the darkness of future's past, The magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... Fire... walk with me
@pulchritudePowerhouse your pdnis look weird -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I really hope detectives posting their impressive members on dash doesn't become a trend. That is a really tough expectation to meet. #nsfw
and im just saying that if all of your trees are fluffy at the top and really good for making an incredibly useful type of fabric then maybe its just better and more profitable to knock down the trees to get to the fluffy tops like how bad can that really be
No I'm talking about @bulgeCurator remember! I'm not confucsed I'm just lecebrating the people loving my nudes.
Alright a man's word is a man's word. I didn't technically win against @aspiringPessimist so here you go. Fair's fair after seeing all of yours. Don't question the kinematics of how and why this image exists. #nsfw #nsfc ? https://i.postimg.cc/pTb4bB1j/Alright-Sure-Fine.png
Fuckin' yeah right it's a nice cock eat that COCK WIZARD show you who has an 8 pulchritude dick. #nsfw
If Larkso beats me at fight night I'll post nudes. It ain't gonna happen so I don't gotta worry about it. #fightnight #nsfw ?
Yes, it would seem so. And I am losing files at an alarming rate.
Fuckin' hell jesus shittin' christ all the cops in this town are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet can't do a thing without me.
I just ate a phone bomb directly to the face. I'm fine, for the record. Already resurrected.
There's nothing going on tonight, huh. Guess the gala really took all the life out of everybody.
Got to go to the party after all, hehehe.
Saw that little Felt dude land a nasty kick on a security's guard nuts. This gala kinda rules, actually. #midnightcitygala
Also I refuse to be at FOUR VIM, cock wizard! What good is the pulchritude if you can't use it? I'm going to go through some dead serious training, ain't nobody gonna put Sleuth in a corner. I'm going to be VIM-MAXING like a motherfucker and show you my limit ain't just two!
areyougoingtoinspecthispickle
I was in a different state of mind at the time! I am completely divorced from Past Problem Sleuth's actions and refuse to take responsibility for the things that he did!
I'M A CIVIL SERVANT, PETER. I PRACTICALLY SAVED THIS TOWN. I SHOULD BE EXEMPT.
I don't care who The Mayor sends, I'm not paying taxes.
NICE SENTIMENT ASSUMIN THE EXISTENCE OF A LOVING GOD
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. MORE FRESH MEAT FOR ME TO TEAR ASUNDER —EMBER💥
@pulchritudePowerhouse tries mansplaining me my own damn species to cover up his potential bald spot.
I have read it dummy.
Yeah in fairness I guess you were kind of a mess back when you were stuck in your office for over a week and nobody knew, now that I think about it.
Saw a down-and-out in Midnight City last night. His sign said not “I need food” or “I need a job” but “I need a fat bitch”. What could this mean?
i stabbed someone
Normal vandalism isn't enough anymore. I need to bomb a pipeline.