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In other news I gotta replace some of the teeth on my chainsaw.
Me and my big mouth.
Catholic Doc Scratch developing the ability to sob and cry over his typewriter, "I'm not owned!!! snff..... I am NOT owned!!!!! "
I'm sure txmxrrxw will be mxre fruitful!!! Enjxy yxur sxdium in a cup!!! :DDD
c< dONt 4get, i lOst aN arM, aNd gOt trauMatized iN tHe prOcess, sO.... dONt.... ya KNOw, be wisHiN 4 sHit liKe tHat Or else tHe MONKeys paw curls, aNd tHeN i gOtta grab tHe fOurtH raid crew tHis weeK >c
I guess that'll dx... Be safe xut there Mr Investigatxr/Pickle inspectxr-sir!!! It's a cruel wxrld made brighter by we!!!
Shoot I hit post by accident! She was sooo sweet and cuddly.
Awww. I gave Case her usual tin of salmon.
c< sOMetHiNg liKe tHat, yeaH >c
(\ /) #nowlistening 🎶 https://open.spotify.com/track/7s0lIDYlE3lGGPDWLxhf9D?si=8972ee9446584f23
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"Don't touch that dial" I say to my cat as she walks by my television as I'm watching a show. She can't touch a dial, she has no thumbs. I have a flatscreen. I chuckle to myself about the joke.
Y'know that's fair. I haven't really gotten to experience this Earth that you called home very much. It can't be that bad-a place if it's where you're at.
Just had the least symbolic chess match of my life. Gonna have to trust me on this one.
that was a depressive streak of posts. heres a palette cleanser to break it up. #wizard #wizardposting https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/14/image_2026-05-14_204646910.png
Likes fresh served and hot~
ᐖ I LUV 2 TAKE MY SHIRT OFF #FREEᐖANIPPEL #MYGIBBEHSPIRIT ᐛ
᯽ those don't grow near me, either, but they look very lovely! :) ᯽
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thank you peter
// Soft reminder, not everyone will willingly participate in the topics of the posts! There were dead dove tags used!
((God that's so fucking funny
I think Cronus has finally turned me against him on account of my newly acquired familial bond towards the exact two individuals he has made posts about. I can tell you this is the case because I looked down at my hands and realized I was not only holding my gun, but holdin' it so tight my veins were showing.
I have to point out on my last post that, considering inaction is what causes the other person to die, shooting yourself isn't really doin' anything but causing said person you love to now have two dead people on their hands.... It's very eerie how quick the lot of ya are to jump to that, though. Makes me worried 'bout the lot of ya. #self-harm #suicide
c< bacK Hive, gOtta cOllect tHe Orders, aNd tHeN its tiMe 2 gO ON a delivery walK >c
c< sOMe peOple were asKiN Me abOut tHe arM aNd all tHat, i figured id taKe a pHO2! Https://file.gardeN/aeblf4tN8glaOLvY/KaraMaartbyElliOt.pNg >c
c< OH, its NO wOrries! iM glad 2 see it see use! >c
THERE IS A SLITHER OF HOPE WITHIN THE DARK THAT CONSUMES. THE ONE BORN FROM THE SCALES.
Glad to be here. I'll be in touch. Maybe I'll sneak into the group channels.
One and the same, I am certain. But, ah. I'm just a consultant.
Like I said, it was a long shot. I doubt it was you, for. Obvious reasons. Just turning over every stone.
Hmm. Good to know. Hey, long shot. Do your instincts sometimes lead you into creating bombs?
You did ask for something rather extreme to try and get used to. Meanwhile, I am only getting pleasant surprises. Like the fact that this can send email.
Putting the new typewriter through its paces. Breaking it in as one would a majestic, freak of nature horse.
My celebration went well. A small but pleasant affair, and I gave many gifts to my guests. I am, for now and for always, an excellent host in that sense.
ok hi. wanted to write a cute one as an apology for the one that got out last night :/ not gonna let any more hornyposting happen on this account because its just not fun for anyone and its weird and I shouldnt have done it in da first place very sorry to you vriska op.... this my peace offerin and apology.... and im wording it weird cause im nervous but tldr. Sorry and wont happen again
(\ /) ah, no, you do pose a good point! i'd be lying if i said i didn't appreciate a little mystery myself, ha. probably just nerves on my end, i figure.
In my previous post about the very rational fear of humanity’s abilities I suggested we all have, I have seen a few high bloods attempting to “call my bluff” by listing some accomplished humans, as if that is some sort of threat. To that I simply say: Yes. That one, too. Give that motherfucker a weapon and a location, and the indomitable human spirit is dragging your ass across the battlefield before you even realize you’re losing.
remember kids, when you're rendering an artistic depiction of the concept of someone you dislike, make sure to make them fat and balding! that will show that you are the pinnacle of maturity and good thinking. /s
#ActuallyYeah #IDKWhatTime #ButLaterToday #ImSettingUpAWatchParty #TheMovieIPickHowever #MightChange #ItsBetween #SinginInTheRain #And #BigEden #AndIWillDecideWhenTheTimeComesCloser
was thinking of maybe making a pinned post so people can see me in my work uniform does this seem like a cute enough pose to you chittr? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/788d400d24a9.png
c< we dO Our best, bOss! >c
c< iN HuMaN classificatiON, i tHiNK were sOMetHiN liKe a bug, Or clOse 2 it, sO, prObably NOt >c
√(Trolls are trolls. Earth Bugs might be the closest analogue for an alien, but that doesn't mean we ARE Earth Bugs)²
trolls are bugs. so the answer is no....they're rabies immune
Like this post to get your rabies vaccine
#nsfw i didnt think my train 0f th0ught w0uld lead us t0 d0m/sub etiquette t0night but f0r the rec0rd s0 many 0f y0u treat the d0m like an unbreakable pillar that exists t0 treat y0u sexually and n0t a pers0n just like y0u wh0 has needs and em0ti0ns and can be w0rn d0wn and c0uld really d0 with a hug if y0ur d0m d0esnt get aftercare t00 the relati0nship isnt healthy and 0ne 0f y0us g0ing t0 end up hurt in a n0n sexy way
Taking out the mother out for mothers day dinner tonight. Not my mother, never had one-a those, mind. I mean the one I'm dating.
c< tHaNK yOu 2 My lusus, 4 teacHiNg Me HOw aNd wHeN 2 be rutHless, rest iN piece.... >c
Okay. I think you can have a quiet day today, but I can't promise another. Things have a way of happening
Good morning beam. Make a wish.
you raise an excellent point. thank you peter. i will be stealing his coat next.
Roxanne still hasn't given me back my hat from fight night. I'm gonna need to start buying these things in bulk and fear for what other clothes she's going to steal from me.
unfortunately there arent very many more of your personal affects that would fit me. if you ever wore a t-shirt maybe but theres not much i could do with a button up.
Diamonds Droog.
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "If we could take all the sad lonely people and all the insanely horny people on here, and put them in a room we’d make no difference because that venn diagram is just a circle." #another #truthnuke #holyfacts
for anymoby wonderin where @cuttlefishCrusher at she still sleep this cupe big nuff for da 2 of us 38)
[MM] is now Online aint no high/low mix, its just highs, hold this overhead you nerd
Through the darkness of future's past, The magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... Fire... walk with me
c< aigHt, uNders2d, ill trust yOur judgeMeNt >c
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Mark your clocks everyone. Tomorrow I'll be postin' a screenshot of this reply saying: "I LOVE ROXANNE LALONDE."
and youll still be in love with me in the morning. you can tell them then.
But the funny people in my phone need to know how much I'm madly in love with you.
Concussion settled. Which means I can finally sleep on the missus' lap and rest my aching bones. Life hard, women soft....
It's a quiet night around these parts. Should probably be grateful for that, compared to the opposite.
YOU HAD NO TROUBLE POSTIN YOUR OTHER PP
Oh suddenly doesn't feel like a good bit anymore, huh? Haha. :P
c< still OpeN, if aNyONe wOuld liKe 2 get tHeir driNK ON! Https://Msparp.cHat/KaraMastaverN# >c
thank y0u. it iz a menace at timez.
That was a nice outing! Did not expect all of the hellos, It will probably not be a regular occurence. ^^ But I did enjoy seeing friendly faces, at fightnight of all things.
I KNOW. Buncha auteurs i swear
unsurprising. giant green pervert getting Øff Øn peØple he thinks he has pØwer Øver fighting. #nsfw
No I'm talking about @bulgeCurator remember! I'm not confucsed I'm just lecebrating the people loving my nudes.
It was a long time coming, what else can be said? Not nearly finished yet though. I can't retire with just a tie and no wins under my belt, y'know?
You Are Concerned For Me Now, But You Don't Know That I'm Intending To Fight A Larger Troll Next #fightnight. #positive
Wish me luck. Don't need it, but wish me luck. #fightnight
[MM] is now Online Hardly the stuff of bedtime stories Happy ending is just a snapshot in time Life is a journey, not a destination Enjoy the ride, with ups and downs Hardly the stuff of bedtime stories Sometimes you have to play a supporting role But what that matters is that your eyes shine In the moment Hardly the stuff of bedtime stories Happy ending is just a snapshot in time Life is a journey, not a destination Enjoy the ride, with ups and downs
Dudes love to be like, oh, I would die for you. Oh, I would kill for you. Okay, well, I would be kind for you I would reject the impulses to indulge in my violent nature for you I would wake up and get out of bed an hour early every morning to make coffee and breakfast for you I would be there for you No matter what I would leave the light on for you until you felt safe, and I would hold you so tight Until you felt at peace Sure I can be strong if I have to. I can fight if it's truly necessary But when I think about the way that I love you, it does not make me feel violent It makes me feel quiet And gentle And calm When I look at you, I know that I am not a violent dog And I will not bite
You fellas ever think about the fact that there’s more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky?
[MM] is now Offline My friend enjoys Courage for the plate Holding a platinum knife With soft fire glow But his eyes Did not shine What he missed is that he cannot be overthrown
c< aigHt, gONNa gO dOwN 4 a bit, tHe New arM is gettiN set up Here sOON, ill be bacK Hive iN a cOuple HOurs, taKe care wHile iM gONe! >c
I have known great sadnesses in my life. And yet, without them, I would not have known so many great joys! If you look for the light, you will find it; but if you look for the dark, it is all you will see.
c< aH, well, aNytiMe yOure Out Of cOMMissiON, ill MaKe sure 2 drOp by aNd MaKe sure sHe KNOws yOure alrigHt >c
c< Of cOurse, its NOt liKe i was gONNa be gettiN tHere aNy differeNtly, besides, it seeMs Me aNd MadaM Frieda Have bONded, sO, tHats Nice >c
I am the darkness. I am the night. I am Batman.
Absolutely shocking, I know. There's a reason why the city owns some of the most historically significant and infrastructurally important buildings and hi-rises in town. We really don't need people growing their own little fiefdoms within these skyscrapers, even if I was the kind of politician to have a slush fund.
Today I am not going to get blown up or hit by a car.
c< i tHiNK.... iM gONNa try aNd get sOMe sleep, iM NOt certaiN if i caN, but, ill try >c
c< eH, let a girl Have sOMe fuN, OKay? NOt liKe i caN dO MucH else rigHt NOw >c
Gettin' 10k kult without begging, pleading, or postin' nudes. Just my raw, swelling, unrestricted charmisma carryin' me.
[NA] is now online! thank fuck the slime suppresses dreams because im decently sure we'd all be having nightmares after yesterday
((Serenity forced into a whirlwind lesbian romance because she couldn't score with two 6'2 dudes send tweet.))
c< MMMMHM, tHey areNt Half bad >c
c< Hey, yOu Made tHe rigHt call, aNOtHer MOMeNt.... aNd Maybe id be MissiN aN eye, sO, tHaNKs >c
c< fair eNOugH, iM Happy 2 Hear yOu were first ON tHe sceNe >c
c< eH, just aN estiMate, i HOpe its HealiN well >c
0n1y z0me?
hey i think i know that girl in there
he7 i know some of those people
Damn. We're so fuckin' hard-boiled her it kinda hurts to watch. Good work team.
i zaid i w0u1d p0zt the vide0. here y0u are. thiz waz the rezcue 0f @mega10memez in c0njuncti0n with @bumme1b00gie @ne0na11night @pu1chritudep0werh0uze @inzpectingpick1ez @1ight0fdem0cracy [the attached vide0 iz fr0m pazca1'z perzpective, and a 1itt1e zhaky. the zcene 0penz 0n a z0rt 0f dingy r00m, a p0rta1 t0 the zide. the 0therz are a1ready there, peter in fr0nt and nyrita and zara near the p0rta1. there iz a ta11 purp1eb100d (the 0bzerver) wh0 haz been zh0t a few timez, and karama, tied t0 a chair. the next few m0mentz are cha0tic: nyrita gr0wz c1awz and zendz a b01t 0f fire at the 0bzerver az zara readiez herze1f t0 zh00t. the chair c0ntaining karama iz pu11ed up and 0ut 0f the way, and pr0b1em z1euth jumpz in, grabbing 0nt0 the chair 1eg and beginz t0 zh00t at the purp1eb100d az we11. the fire iz caught by a zca1pe1-1ike zpear az peter zh0utz z0mething. runez are carved int0 the air az karama iz pu11ed back, and the 0bzerver c0ntinuez t0 d0dge. nyrita appearz with a zi1ver chain in fr0nt 0f the purp1e, their weap0nz c1azhing. zudden1y, the c10wn jumpz up and t0wardz peter, kn0cking him 0ut. the vide0 g0ez a 1itt1e fuzzy at the edgez az peter'z b0dy iz pu11ed t0wardz the camera, then behind it. a g1ance 0ver at the gr0up that iz zara, peter, karama and z1euth, bef0re the camera trackz z1euth running and 1eaping at the purp1e. knivez dig int0 the c10wn, and he fa11z t0 a knee. dezpite the 1ack 0f z0und, it'z c1ear he'z 1aughing. invizib1e f0rce zh0vez them back int0 a wa11 and there'z a beat. then that fuzzinezz again az the c10wn thr0wz 0ff z1euth, zending him tumb1ing az he ztandz. the zpear iz thr0wn 1ike a jave1in at the man, and the kick that redirectz it zh0u1dn't be en0ugh t0 d0 z0. z0mething iz he1ping him whi1e nyrita chargez the c10wn, zh0ving him back t0wardz the wa11. z1euth thr0wz knivez int0 the air, and they hang there, caught by invizib1e handz. the 0bzerver vanizhez, reappearing next t0 the zca1pe1. right 0ver z1euth. then there'z karama, tack1ing her ancezt0r and zh0uting. a gun iz p0inted t0 hiz head. he 1aughz, vanizhing again. nyrita chargez again, aiming f0r the zca1pe1, then the man himze1f, and the knivez f1y int0 the purp1e. when he d0dgez 0ne, it 100pz ar0und t0 try again. it'z a team eff0rt, az z1euth aimz and c1ear1y zayz z0mething t0 karama. the 0n1y edited part 0f the vide0, a 1arge "jackp0t" appearing ab0ve karama, z1euth and zara az they a11 un10ad 0n the purp1eb100d. wh0 z10w1y ztandz. then z10wwww1y t0pp1ez t0 the zide. the camera zt0pz and z00mz in, az if making zure he'z dead, bef0re the rec0rding endz] #vi01ence #death #g0re #b100d #vide0
c< tHat MaN cOuld taNK a sticK Of dyNaMite 2 tHe jaw, iM fairly certaiN >c
Midnight City is home to all! Not just the citizens of our fair planet! We'll take care of you like you were our own, Miss Karama!
I ain't the kinda fella to leave a pal hanging. Pete's gonna be fine I hear so I'll pass the buck along if he don't get outta the hospital by tomorrow.
i swear to god if 7ou're even a little out of it i'm du(t taping 7ou to a bed
c< tHaNK yOu 2 tHe crew wHO saved My ass @NeONAllNigHt @pulcHritudePOwerHOuse @iNspectiNgPicKles @buMMelBOOgie @eclecticENgiNeer aNd a MeNtiON 2 @ligH2fDeMOcracy 4 tHe Medical atteNtiON.... iM dOwN aN arM, sure, but ill still be HOstiN 2MOrrOw NigHt.... tHaNK yOu all agaiN.... >c
c< tHaNKs 4 tHe Help, bOss, i gOtta repay yOu ONe Of tHese days, especially 4 taKiN tHat KNOcK 2 tHe Head >c
@bara(kobama do we get paid per res(ue be(ause @pul(hritudepowerhouse and i have an invoi(e for 7ou
I understand. I will have funds transferred to their accounts as well. In the future, feel free to contact Mr. Jack Noir with these questions—he is authorized to award bonuses and reward money for those that assisted in any SAR operation.
that's right, sara here, @inspe(tingpi(kles, and @e(le(ti(engineer were also instrumental in getting her res(ued
...yeah. Your loyal guard dog who'll make sure nothin' bad ever happens to ya and who's unconditionally loyal....
my type also happens to be the one who obediently eats whatever i offer him right out of my hand.
need z0me0ne t0 te11 me it iz 0kay t0 thr0w ar0und a purp1e. higher cazte the better. #vi01ence
yep, managed to scrape the one photo they posted and got their exact coordinates off of it you think people committing crimes would be more aware of this stuff
and yet, here we are.
humi1iated t0 have tagged the wr0ng pe0p1e but here we are
oh shit. hold on, i’m (oming. get to her
Practically already there pal.
'Attaboy. Can always rely on the smartest bastard you know.
One thing after after a fuckin' 'nother in this damn town.
THERE WAS A KING WHO WAS 12 INCHES TALL. TERRIBLE KING, GREAT RULER. #DADJOKE
I got a team, I guess I better use it more than not at all. So yeah, thanks Pete. I'll try to lean on ya more in these comin' days.
Yeah well promise me you'll tell him that he took ten years off my goddamn life with that little stunt if you're visitin' who I think you're visitin'.
do you think birds dream i caught my little parakeets all curled up and peeping and wonder what they dream about while theyre sleeping
I promise, Peter, everything is going to be alright. But I think I need to go and check on a friend of mine.
Fuckin' hell jesus shittin' christ all the cops in this town are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet can't do a thing without me.
I just ate a phone bomb directly to the face. I'm fine, for the record. Already resurrected.
IN A MOOD TO DANCE. WOULD ASK HIM, BUT I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT HIS CRAFTSMANSHIP. NOT EVEN SURE IF HE IS A DANCER LIKE THAT. SO FOR NOW, I'LL BE SINGING ALONG TO MIO AMORE WHILE I DO SOME CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE.
Oh!! Um-- I hope ev'ryone who was also attendin' th' gala 'ad a good time...!! ^^ Sorry I didn' socialize too too much outside of people I knew @_@ #midnightcitygala
sO BASICALLY, dIA DE LOS pERDIDOS, sO NAMED BECAUSE OF THE WAY, aLL OF US ON aLTERNIA BECAME A METAPHORICAL PART OF THE LOST BOYS, aFTERWARDS, iS A CELEBRATION OF WHAT TROLLS CAN DO TOGETHER AND ALSO, oF OUR LUSII, bOTH FOR THEIR PART IN ENSURING THE DARING DAY ATTACK, uNDER THE SCORCHING SUN WAS SUCCESSFUL (THUS WHY IT IS DIA AND NOT NOCHE), aND ALSO BECAUSE AFTER THE ADULTS WERE EXPELLED, wE KIDS TRULY HAD NO ONE TO RAISE AND GUARD US, bESIDES OUR LUSII, sO WHOLE COMMUNITIES WHO CELEBRATED WOULD GET TOGETHER AND MAKE FOOD AND SHARE, aND PARTY UNTIL DAY BREAK AND THEN, jUST A LITTLE MORE, tO BE DARING,,, wHOEVER STAYED OUT EARLIEST, gOT TO BE THE sUMMONER FOR THE SWEEP, tHOUGH USUALLY PEOPLE STOPPED WITH THE TITLE AFTER LIKE, a WIPE, eHE, bUT IT WAS REALLY FUN, dEFINITELY NOT A GLOBAL THING BUT, iT WAS BIG IN MY sOUTHWESTERN aLTERNIAN CIRCLES,
Awful sleep last night. Too much tossing and snooping.
c< Hell yeaH, taKe as lONg as yOu Need, i dONt tHiNK iM gOiN aNywHere, at least, NOt 2NigHt >c
c< well, tHe dOOr is wide OpeN 4 yOu, My frieNd, besides, we still HaveNt Had tHat talK Of Ours >c
Larkso is pretty much the whole package. Sweet, funny, vicious, smart, talented. You're pretty much missin' out if you're not sweet on them in some way, because he's probably the most top shelf troll on Alternia. #larksoposting
c< gOOd 2 Hear, i did tHe saMe, (surprisiNgly, i draNK sO fucKiNg MucH lMaO, HOw dOes a girl MaNage) i HOpe tHe rest Of yOur NigHt was spleNdid! >c
c< .... gOOOOOOOOOd ligHt! KaraMa is gONt 2 gO.... aNd cOMMit sleleeep!!!! #substaMiNaNces (#subtaNces) >c
CANNOT thank @lightofDemocracy for hosting the #midnightcitygala enough! I haven't had that much fun in ages!!! Lookin' forward to everythin' she has planned for our city in the future, and hopin' to one day meet this mayor of hers. He sure sounds spiffy!
ill admit im a little surprised no one had anything to say about zazzerpan the learned. its not like i included him in my picture just to have people ask about him but usually his presence raises eyebrows if not concerns.
i hope diamonds droog was there and wore a really nice suit and smoked slow cigarettes out on a balcony looking over his shoulder cooly at the mysterious figure coming to join him for a light the tension in the air he cant wait to break (tags: Diamonds Droog/Anonymous, gala, #substance, well dressed men, #nsfw, will they wont they, archive rating: M)
Currently snooping. Btw.
#larksoposting It's Larkso's wriggling day! Kind, thoughtful, fucking SILLYHEADED, Larkso's wriggling day. Old
o btdubz heres the pic (tysm @tipsyGalactica 4 the epic photoshoot) they shodul put us in a calendar https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be0cbad3d06b.png #suggestive
The gala has winded down! Thank you all so much for coming! I'm so sorry The Mayor couldn't make it, but I'm sure he'll appreciate how much every single one of you contributed tonight! I personally hope I put together an event that was at least marginally entertaining for you all! It was a new and harrowing experience for me, but I hope it marks only the beginning of the new wonderful friendships I've made today! #midnightcitygala
c< Of cOurse! we sHOuld daNce agaiN, sOMetiMe, i tHiNK we deserve it after all tHis Hard wOrK >c
c< ya KNOw wHat? i wasNt expectiN 2 daNce 2NigHt, but.... its a welcOMe surprise! tHaNK yOu agaiN @iNspectiNgPicKles, OH, aNd later, feel free 2 cOMe arOuNd My place 4 tHat cHat we waNted 2 Have >c
“She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).” *Excerpt from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll
Diamonds Droog.
c< yeaH.... its gOOd tHOugH >c
Okay I can't be bothered to show up actually. That'd mean putting on my good coat. Which is the kind of thing I do when I'm actually on time to an event.
Everyone should be getting notices soon in their direct messages with their acceptance and directions to the gala! If you miss the DM notification I'll be sure to release a large list of everyone who was accepted to notify you directly!
[Attached is a photo of Karama in a mirror, wearing a long, dark purple dress, with a red trim along its sleeves and neck, a simple silver chain hanging from around her neck, alongside pair of simple black stud earrings]
I think it was a good call too. This way everyone knows who I belong to.
Headin' off to the gala early to help with the prep. If you see this handsome mug in the crowd, you'll know it's your friendly neighborhood sleuth. See ya at the show, kids! #midnightcitygala https://i.postimg.cc/FFnX0sMZ/Nothing-Suits-Me-Like-ASuit.png (art made by @tenebrousGuardian)
Now I'm not sayin' I'm the luckiest guy who ever lived or nothing- But I think I'm pretty damn close havin' the most beautiful woman in Midnight City as my date.
i ended up getting dressed a bit early anyway but theres only about 40 more minutes left if everything stays on schedule. ill be seeing some of you very soon. #midnightcitygala #gpoy #rbf #apparently https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/blacktie02.png https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/blacktie01.png
Already does, pal. Can't even call me cooked now, was roasted the second we locked eyes.
Not only have I never done anything wrong, in my life, there is also nothing wrong with me in any shape or form.
I only cry once a year, on the anniversary of Mitch Hedberg's death. Rest in peace, Mitch. You were the sexiest man who ever lived.
goodbye to my friends who i wasn't fast enough to see. i hope you know i'm sticking this out. i'll be as happy as i can, laugh a lot, eat good food, and live. i know people just like you, wonderful smart and funny. i call them by the same names i called you, i remember you in every stupid joke. i'm going to be happy. no matter what it takes.
(( OOC PINNED POST! Updated 5/4)) --- Consider this page nsfw (violent!) for mentions of head trauma/memory issues, sinister shadow magic, clock admiration, and incendiary devices. If you're not a fan of people reacting to posts incorrectly for the bit then be warned. Dolce WILL be hitting that mediate button. Banner is from Hugh Ferriss' Metropolis of Tomorrow! All art unless otherwise stated is mine. --- You've stumbled upon a HUMANSTUCK and CANON DIVERGENT Clubs Deuce! Having recently found himself on Alternia with almost no memories of a life lived full to bursting, all a guy can do is roll with the punches, get a job where he can, and work out the tangled mess of his current situation from a Seer's couch. Clinton "Dolce" De Campo is 47 human years old, might have been Sicilian, and navigates Midnight City like a guy who's likely spent more than his fair share of time in New York. His dinosaur of a flip phone has recently been replaced with a smartphone. Neither of them seem to need to charge. He knows that he knows the Felt, the Crew, and Team Sleuth, as viscerally as he knows that everyone from his own timeline is dead. It's probably fine. --- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c71860854262.png
I'm also starting one of those trendy hashtags #midnightcitygala for those who wish to show off their outfits or liveblog about the event! By all means, I'd love to see what all of you are wearing before I get to see you in person!
Everyone! The gala is opening soon (roughly three hours!) so I'd like to remind everyone to be courteous and don't cause any trouble! Due to safety concerns, those who RSVP'd will get invites to the ballroom! I will ping everyone who does and DM them for good measure when the invitations are said to have arrived! If you are bringing a +1 we ask you do NOT attempt to sneak in multiple people into the event as we already have to curtail the amount of people allowed in! If you did not RSVP you can still enjoy the gala's amenities and refreshments in the annex where you can mingle freely! Invitees are also free to go out to the annex if they wish!
the most time consuming part of getting ready for an event is hair and makeup but thats a low bar because im not doing very much differently from what id do on a normal day. the eyeliner is a bit more dramatic sure. the updo is going to take a minute. but if i start on it too early ill just be waiting around the house for another hour halfway dolled up.
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c< aH, tHat ONe cHecKs Out, ill MaKe sure 2 be tHere regardless, just gOtta rearraNge sOMe stuff, aNd. get everytHiNg cleaNed up >c
Look at these absolute goons? Who let ya dress so damn fine? Ha ha, I'll be seein' ya both at the ballroom.
@inspectingPickles Stretch asked nicely enough! Be seeing you crazy kids tomorrow! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea0630d7ab57.png
https://64.media.tumblr.com/9939559a06f745a7c71914767b8aea17/f2e4d20770ec4e70-e2/s540x810/ca8e37ad90bb40c155937c781e7f8e0ac79492af.jpg Since we are talking about godtier.
LOL (laughing out loud) yeah! Stretch here doesn't look half bad in a suit!!
With the Midnight City Charity Ball tomorrow, we're taking last minute RSVPs to the event! While you can walk in and stay as long as you donate and arrive in formal attire, pre-notice helps us account for more individuals during the event! I'm happy to announce we'll be opening the outdoor annex to account for the size of attendees and for a better show of the firework display that will happen before the nights end. We'll be opening the doors tomorrow at around (4 PM MST) so please prepare accordingly! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/12eMSToEq2--2w-QHe1YNQj88rphi9fyNCZoJ-boU79Y/edit#responses https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfoHR5vZ0GAVkUJ3H2riloSqJ7OpRfu0HVXEkIG7RrBuzrdoQ/viewform?usp=header
ALRIGHT THANKS BECAUSE IM SETTING UP MSPARP PROFILES SPEFICALLY FOR DAVE AND I FOR THE GALA THAT HAS SUITED REFS
okay game face serenity you gotta wake up and tell people about the gala tomorrow
SEEING CHITTS ABOUT THE BALL! PRETTY EXCITED!
c< caNt wait 2 see tHe bOtH Of yOu tHere! >c
Just think of the rabbits, Lennie. It will all be over soon.
I think i will hit 15k kult today
Coffee and muffins and fresh fruit are under appreciated by many. Fear not, I understand and respect the dizzying logistics required to facilitate such modern convenience.
I have just been informed of some heartbreaking news. New research has apparently come to light, and we have discovered a protein, DRT3, that can successfully produce DNA. I am sorry, biologists, you are able to rely on the central dogma of biology no longer. Perhaps you can, in fact, teach an old dogma new tricks. There is much to think about in this trying time.
Seein' full on exposed tonhongerekoogers of a dame ain't hittin' the same when you're now fully smitten with someone. Never thought I'd see the day.
WELL PLAYED. YOU ARE CHECKERS STRONGEST WARRIOR.
ocray. done. - songs were aight. look at me im sandra dee = banger. greased lightnin = banger - characters were almast completely hot fucking garbage -EXC-EPT rizzo and cha-cha - ending literally sucked globes. song sucked message sucked and rizzo got back together w kenicke 5/10. 5 points for rizzo
Romantic is just in our nature. We live romantic lives, after all. Should be a book about us, frankly. Or maybe five. I think five is a good number of books to have.
Honestly seems to fit you if ya ask me. You always seemed the most cerebral of us. Couldn't tell you what being a Seer of Hope really means but it sure sounds romantic.
So I don't know a thing about no damn video game about makin' universes, but I've been doin' my homework. I found a program that seems to tell me what my role in it would be though. Hate to say it, but a Knight of Light sound's pretty hard-boiled. Can't sound more heroic than that, even if I don't know all the implications of such a title. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36b679c075d6.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4854f3132762.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cc9bef3024c0.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9186d986413e.png
I've never been prouder of him.
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Okay put June 15 on your calendar.
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THERE WAS A HUMMINGBIRD FEEDING FROM A PETUNIA. I SAW IT ON THE WAY BACK TO THE HIVE. IT LOOKED PRETTY NEAT. #WHIMSYPOSTING
>> ¡ hope my day goeડ aડ we11!! 1o1
c< iM glad 2 Hear it! >c
If only that's how it actually felt takin' benadryl!
>> A11ergy med¡c¡ne commerc¡a1 ¡ડ the beડt poડડ¡b1e energy to have wow
#WHIMSYPOSTING ATE A TASTY MEAL AND SMILED AND SAID YAY!
c< HONestly, tHats cute as fucK, cONgrats! >c
Took the boat out for one last ride! Needed to make sure the whatsits are all in order and she shines like a mint penny! Spinny thing is oiled to perfection! #whipsyposting #seamansaturday
queen is right. what a dignified air. what a beautiful coat. she looks very well-pampered.
Anytime Hatebot hates on one of my posts, I feel a deep swell of affection. #welovehatebot
!!! (OOC) !!! I hate being unable to talk to someone about why they blocked me and that I can't at least attempt to get forgiveness. The worst part about this specific case? If I message others about the situation, I fear it'll get worse, and i'll get blocked harder.
by the way @inspectingPickles is that miss frieda in your header? if so shes very photogenic.
the green is a very good look. this wonderful gentleman would be right at home in my collection. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/01/image_2026-05-02_001300338.png
i feel like hes become such a normalized figure in the public consciousness that a bit of the sense of magic has been sanded down. i think we should start depicting him in long robes again instead of pants. i think he should get a big staff. his hat is already mostly the right shape but it should have a big floppy brim.
>> ¡ don't th¡nk ¡'ve ever heard anyone make th¡ડ po¡nt before But a1ડo ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ cou1d d¡ડagree w¡th you even ¡f ¡ wanted to
forgive me if this is already a well-tread path as far as online discourse goes. i dont spend as much time online as i used to. but santa claus definitely counts as a #wizard.
happy #day1 of #megidomay what did you guys get me
DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE LYRICS TO SOME OF THESE SONGS, TOO. “AND I’LL BE AT YOUR DOOR WHEN THERE'S NOTHING WORTH RUNNING FOR. WHEN YOUR MIND IS MADE UP, THERE'S NO POINT TRYING TO CHANGE IT/STOP IT”. COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!!! HE IS PRACTICALLY BEGGING BOTH THIS WOMAN AND HIMSELF TO ACCEPT FATE. OPEN YOUR GANDER BULBS AND LOOK!
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Why people wanna know what I had for breakfast so bad? Come back with a warrant! JK (JUST KIDDING) Damn fine cup of coffee and toast!! My roommate is like if Dale Cooper was a blonde! Funny!
'Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside So we went to the park together We were walking in the midday sun We met all kinds of people and we We fucked everyone We fucked a lady who sells ice cream We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei Everyone who needed fucking well they They got fucked today https://open.spotify.com/track/23ccw9IV7tLWufvZzmZT1D?si=692a628a3af64c0c #nsfw #nowplaying #lyricsposting
this is me wen ur mesn 2 me https://stickershop.line-scdn.net/stickershop/v1/product/32411274/LINEStorePC/main.png?v=1
Detective Tip: If you're hungry before a job, get two packets of instant Mac & Cheese and combine them into the Detective's greatest meal: Mac & Mac & Cheese & Cheese.
I swear, every person I ever meet is too good for me. Dunno if it's the charms or just pure luck, but I've got too many good people in more corner and not enough ways to pay 'em back. Either way, I gotta call it a night. See ya everyone. #vagueposting
>> Everyone th¡ડ ¡ડ a rem¡nder to p1eaડe dr¡nk ડome water ¡ paડડed tf out for an ¡mpromptu nap and ¡ fee1 1¡ke ડomeone waડ feed¡ng me ડand ¡n my ડ1eep
Here's something for all you trans Chittrers! Isn't it curious how time is the one thing that always passes, yet is eternally clockable?!
grubs pupate like holometabolic insects i'm pretty sure this was stated directly in the comic
Overlap with the human holiday of Cinco de Mayo on May 5th may require us to pull the Midnight City Charity Ball to the 4th of May instead. This is in respect for our human residents and visitors who may want to get their, and I quote; "Cinco de Drinko On" which may conflict with the intentions of the ball.
HHH ITS VERY DELICATE BUT STRONG。
TODAYS TEA FLAVOR (ANOTHER IDEA TANTO-SAN GAVE ME FOR "CONNECTING") ITS CHERRY MARZIPAN WITH A WILDFLOWER HONEY。。。
Just one more thing... I like y'all to meet... Barkbeast, my basset hound. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d3d99b114bd.png
Heh heh, we are pretty swarthy, ain't we? Dare I say the swarthierest.
Just one more thing... After thorough discussion with my matesprite, we have decided on a name for our barkbeast
On behalf of Midnight City's administration we would like to thank Mr. Sternwood and the rest of Team Sleuth from helping organize the Midnight City Charity Ball! Those swarthy detectives are pillars of the community who deserve respect for their fight against crime like that of the Kingpin that terrorized Midnight City years ago! So please, don't let those detectives efforts go waste and come to the even next May 5th! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdBbHheiQ3VBjFO9qEEkgK9CQdN6aQf2rqqC0yPVBUDPaTzIA/viewform?usp=dialog
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Headin' off to the range, of sorts, with a friend of mine. Will keep you posted on the types of shenanigans we get up to. I really should be responsible with the ammo of my biggest gun, since I literally can't get anymore. But if it's to impress a dame she can fire quite literally priceless ammo. As a treat.
C'mon pal I don't need you to pattin' me on the back for some barneymugging it's embarrassing...
You miss every shot you don't take. And brother? I hold that trigger 'till it goes click.
Blue.... Blue and warm and smooth and viscuous.... #vagueposting
Once again. I encourage you all to not trust your feelings after 9pm. Please consider sleeping instead.
I'll Be Right Back. This Man Is Not Going To Be The Same After I'm Through With Him. #nsfw #explicit
>> ¡'m g1ad ^ ^ A1ડo ડ1euth and Ace have had rea11y good th¡ngડ to ડay about you ¡n the t¡me when ¡ waડ hang¡ng out w¡th them for a 1¡tt1e wh¡1e ¡ juડt want you to know that
Tch, Fine. I guess I can be a little cute. For you. As a treat.
I ain't cute..... I'm a fast-talkin' rough and tumble hard-boiled problem sleuth.....
ALIEN HOOCH ACQUIRED!!! my tenure as NOT THE CAPTAIN of this vessel remains INTACT!!!!
be grateful it's one less sock ta darn!!!!!!!
Goddamn it this is why I hate arguing with you! You keep using facts and logic instead of ethos and pathos and it sucks ass to fight!
Found a box of what looked like soda pop cans at Vriska's place. Didn't expect her to be the recyclin' type. Thinkin' maybe I can make a decent makeshift shooting range in these caverns here. Like one of those target shootin' games you'd see at the carnival.
(( ooc pinned post Deuce edition (Updated 4/27!): consider this page nsfw (violent!) for mentions of head trauma/memory issues, sinister shadow magic, clock admiration, and incendiary devices. if you're not a fan of people reacting to posts incorrectly for the bit then be warned. clubs WILL be hitting that mediate button. art is mine unless otherwise stated. this is a humanstuck Clubs Deuce! he has no fucking idea how he got here, only that he's certain that none of the crew, felt, and team sleuth folks he's encountered on this site so far are from his own universe. he's begun making contact now that he knows how to PM users. he has a mostly intact DECK OF CARDS. the radio is broken, iykyk. in addition to his CANON inventory he also has postit notes he uses occasionally as visual reminders. most recently he has acquired ALIEN BOOZE (Dersite whiskey) and a CUTTER (a ship! it's small with nary a belowdecks, primarily powered by sails and a rudimentary rudder.) he seems comfortable wayfaring. he's capable of accessing his deck inventory and there's some sort of Something keeping his flip phone from losing battery or cell service, even out in the middle of the ocean. his phone probably shouldn't be able to access chittr. it technically shouldn't be able to do a whole lot of things that it's doing at the moment. but it's fine! probably.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c71860854262.png
Ignoring how insanely harsh that nickname is, it could be. Possibly. I mean I was fine when I dealt with this stuff in the past.
"Can’t you see that you’ve done your best With that weight on your mind? Come for fun but were chased by death No more wasting your life It’s just par for the course it seems That’s how all of it goes in time It’s alright, it's alright, it’s alright" #nowplaying #lyricposting #haventyoulearned?H̷͕̞̉A̴̯͝V̵̢̛̦͠E̵̙̒ͅǸ̴̘̤̈T̸̡̄Y̸̯̦͒͑Ò̸̬U̴͎̮͋
Not my typical style of music, pretty modern take on the style I do enjoy. But still enjoyable. #nowplaying Like Eye Did - FIL BO RIVA https://open.spotify.com/track/4NGb84RNMnoY56XtG20pUA?si=82fee85177f04cee
Yeah that's the one, loved marbles, what ever happened to them?
// My uncle actually has pretty similar taste in music to what I imagine Droog would like. Also, growing up, I was raised by my great grandma, and most of her music taste was from the 1930s and 70s. Also, a chance to share FIL BO RIVA, literally an amazing artist that my uncle and grandma liked when I shared it. Got the granny stamp or approval.
i got a captain an im on a sailing vessel this fine #seamansaturday so!!!! as i am a contractor of a private nature! today i trade my hat for that of a CUTTY DECKHAND!
Packing it in for the rest of the night. Thanks to everyone who lent a hand or their moral support.
Everything's fine for now.
Hope you enjoyed a taste you dumb bastard, because that was me on short-notice. Next time your heads going on the mantle. #vagueposting
It's a bit of a walk, not sure if you could show up by the time it gets late on this planet. But I'll keep you posted if this carries on beyond tonight. Also bring the Smith Corona I keep mounted on the wall if you do.
Trying to maintain a crumb of dignity while using this site is an exercise in pure restraint at all times.
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE LOVE OF GOD GOES WHEN THE WAVES TURN THE MINUTES TO HOURS??? #boatclub
gotta hand it 'ta @imBiscuits an' tha #driptipnationgirledition you really do gotta take a "me day" and blwo up a buncha fish for lunch, conduct business dealings in a catgirl's asshole fort, an' think about stuff. i'm goin thru some things
nothing wrong with being silly!
Hate to miss the last fight but I don't think sleeping beauty here is gonna wake up so I better gettem to the hive. Gonna put my money down on that Darlin dame and try to catch a recording at Kara's. For no other reason other than she's one hell of a bombshell and I want her to win. 'Till next week, folks. #fightnight
TODAYS HOT TIP FROM THE DRIP IS TO TAKE A YOU DAY! TAKING YOU DAYS ARE IMPORTANT IF LIFE OR YOUR FRIENDS OR YOUR ROUGHLY 80,000 BOSSES ARE EVER GETTING YOU DOWN! THATS WHY IVE BARRICADED MYSELF IN THE SEAFOAM GREEN GAME ROOM AND AM PLAYING A ONE MAN GAME OF TABLE STICKBALL THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP THANKS TO #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION
Don't tell me he's gunnin' for Snow? Ha ha ha! Talk 'bout punchin' above your weight class with that one. Well I'll trust ya on that one pal. If ya want I'll be in your corner if you catch me at a good time. I'm curious to see what tricks you're rockin' myself.
Guess same ol' story for the both of us. Surprised you're stickin' to turnin' it into a street fight though. Use ya wits pal. Those Felt'll play dirty without the organizers keepin' them in line, you better too.
Thinkin' of postponing my #fightnight debut. Sorry to all my adorin' fans, but a fellas gotta shift their priorities to what's important sometimes. Maybe next time, folks. [Pictured is a slightly fuzzy, but readable shot where most of it is taken up by Larkos dozed off on Sleuth's shoulder, one hand visibly around around his waist while Sleuth is holding him close with an arm on their shoulder. Sleuth himself is giving a cheeky half-smile into the camera.] @aspiringPessimist
Just one more thing... Should I go to #fightnight I wouldn't want to spoil anyone's fun
To be honest, I dunno what these logos you trolls keep havin' mean. I got my own logo though. So I figured "Ey, might as well post it." I think it screams everythin' you gotta know about me and Team Sleuth as a whole: -Detectives -Guns -Pulchritude https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/02829dc08174.png
Yeah yeah!!! ME TOO BUDDY. I joined for the thrill of it!!!
For the love of God don't speak up Pete, lest you're on the chopping block next.
I am increasing to amount of chemicals that are pumped into the water in order to turn the frogs gay.
(( ooc pinned post Deuce edition: consider this page nsfw (violent!) for mentions of head trauma/memory issues, sinister shadow magic, clock admiration, and incendiary devices. if you're not a fan of people reacting to posts incorrectly for the bit then be warned. clubs WILL be hitting that mediate button. art is mine unless otherwise stated, and this post will be slowly edited as Deuce starts figuring out shit. so far, dear readers, you've discovered that he's from some human au. given the crew's track record it's implied that he somehow managed to get out of his destroyed universe alive. Deuce is aware that Team Sleuth and the Felt exist but not in the same way as he (vaguely) remembers them. he knows about other members of the Crew but they're not HIS, something he's declined to comment on just yet. he has like 3 fucking missiles. his radio is broken. he's got a lot of bombs. he's sleeping in his battledrobe.))
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Whenever I'm out at the club I like to hit 'em with the Audrey Dance. Really establishes my authority.
Taking a break from the snooping to get a coffee.
Fair point there pal. Still, What can I say? I've had a pretty decent teacher. And as long as they like it then, well, that's all that really matters yeah? But it's been pretty fun puttin' myself out there experiencin' these trolls culture. Reminds me of the old arbitrator days. Guess old dogs like us can still learn new tricks.
Concept: Picking up bad habits to get closer to your redcrush They smell of smoke lingers on their clothes, wherever they go, and even when they leave the room. Every time you see or smell anyone lighting up you end up thinking of them, causing the once intolerable second-hand smoke now becomes a comforting smell. Watching them struggle to strike up a nearly dead lighter, you get the idea to ask if you can have a cigarette. Sharing a bad habit with someone you care about. Desperate to get close to them. And so you can always have their scent on you wherever you go. They give you one, and you put it in your mouth, but the lighter is now fully dead. So instead they press their cigarette to yours and inhale, sparking up your cigarette from the embers of their own. Ash falls on the ground between you as you begin to inhale too. Smoke fills your lungs as you stare into their eyes. And in that moment you realize you've always had an addiction, and smoking is now just the second one you've developed. @archiveAddict (tags: #rankbait, #Reader/Crush, #Reader/Redcrush, #is redcrush even a term, #suggestive, #substances, #cigarette kiss, #smoking, #addictions, #am i doing this right, #archive rating: M)
Fuck it. Bigass omelette. #breakfastposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/111c010e7345.png
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! IF YOURE EVER FEELING SAD YOU SHOULD TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS OR PLAY A FUN GAME OR WATCH SOMETHING THAT BRINGS YOU COMFORT AND JOY! THATS WHY WHEN IM SAD I WATCH MY POWER RANGERS VHS THATS STUCK ON A LOOP OF RITA REPULSA POPPING OUT OF THE HOLE GOING "AH AFTER 10,000 YEARS IM FREE ITS TIME TO CONQUER EARTH" THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP THANKS #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION! I BRING YOU ONLY THE BEST FACTS AND DRIPPIEST OF TIPS!
golly i know some wonderful people.
Going to do some snooping. Some meddling. A light bit of manipulating, if you will.
I feel like I missed some sorta goofy event and a shocking plot twist. But I'm fast approaching my 40's so I ain't got time for that.
It's a dog yell at cat yell at dog yell at cat yell at dog world out here.
c< HMMMMM, if yOu Need aNy Help, leMMe KNOw, ive gOt sOMe idea Of HOw id MaKe tHat wOrK >c
We've killed a demon, what's a devil or two?
Devil-on-my-shoulder tryin' to get me to indulge in more vices and fella I'm eyeing that golden violin right now.
#welovedick 'Cuz if you fuck with the Dick, you're gettin' the Sternwood.
Sternwood is my last name.
axcept problem sleuth and histerical dame and da like 5 pixel unspectors -from the office of ace dick detective agency
You know me. For the dames, etc etc.
Two whole days! That's sweet tooth money for a day is what you're saying to me. Or booze money. Or bullets money-wow we got some expensive hobbies don't we-anyway I'm lookin' forward to it.
Sure thing, but you're pickin' for both of us. My diet's pretty All-American so I'm gonna leave the selection to the expert here. Don't let me down, chief.
I mean I try. I ain't Dick I can do other forms of conflict de-escalation here. I just happen to rub enough people in this town wrong that I'm always kinda expectin' it.
c< i HOpe sO 2, tHaNK yOu 4 tHe vOte Of cONfideNce! >c
c< liKe a Nice MariNade... actually, tHat KiNda gives Me aN idea! >c
“No thief, however skillful, can rob one of knowledge, and that is why knowledge is the best and safest treasure to acquire.” *Excerpt from The Lost Princess of Oz by L. Frank Baum
You're so right, Pete. This is why I fuck with you. You keep it real more than any other bruno I know.
I have a very bad habit of picking fights I can never feasibly win and at this rate I ain't ever gonna learn.
Skipped breakfast so had to eat somethin' that'd kill me dead the second I laid down and it did. Don't fuck with clam chowdah, kids. Soup designed to make you take a mid afternoon nap the second you're done. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bcb57317346.png
>> wa¡t am ¡ m¡ડડ¡ng ડomeone?? ¡'m not try¡n to 1eave anybody out 😔
B33 < kinda wannya post silly 'clawntrofursial' takes today B33 < lets start off small to test the waters B33 < jet the hawk kicks ass and is underutilized in sonic media
>> omg P¡ck1e ¡nડpector ¡'m ડo ડorry You're r¡ght ¡'ve honeડt1y juડt never rea11y run ¡nto h¡m at the off¡ce, ¡'ve on1y ever ડpoken to you or @d¡ckAce
Jesus you mean you never noticed Team Sleuth has three members no matter the universe? Sorry @inspectingPickles but it looks like you're so good at blendin' in nobody notices ya even when we pose as a team.
You are typing "stabs you" into a computer.
His name has been decided! Lord Louis Heidious "Heidi" Boops And he hates Larkso. Good job team! @inspectingPickles @localLoser @zealousWeaponsmith @aspiringPessimist
Psssh whatever I guess I got plans tonight anyway. Don't need to crash no stinkin' Felt party no how. I'll throw my own party some other time. With blackjack. And whores.
Thanks! I think? Yeah-no-yeah! I march to the drumbeat of my own bits! Nobody elses!
i aint much of a vodka guy but this karama lady? shes got some of the craziest ass troll vodka ive ever had its like spicy water it goes down that smooth
yeah thanks pal i mighta overdone it after fight night so ill need something back home i dont remember much but alternians are lovely drinkin partners i gotta show you the place sometime
c< tHaNK yOu, ill try N MaKe sure He gets tHere safe >c
I mean my desks RAISED.
Yeah that's fair. The topic of how often some people get stuck in rooms has been oddly common today. I uh. Probably should also make back-up plans in case it happens again too, now that you mention it. Didn't really think of doing that 'till now.
fuck mobstah kingping #vagueposting -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Birds are singing, coffee is brewing, and the music is already swinging. Sometimes you just have to jump right into the day or else it'll get you by!
Hey I'm all for cultural diversity. I even got it painted on the walls of my office so learnin' about these kinds of things are not only interestin', but useful in my line of work. And this may surprise ya, but a hard-boiled fella doesn't often have the luxury of a dames perspective so it's useful to be able to get into the mindspace of it. Frankly puttin' it like that it all does hit close to home. I lived in some pretty rough and tumble times, especially for the ladies, which is why I always had an appreciation for the flappers that had that force of personality to make it their own way in the world. My interests were of course not always philosophical in nature, but admiration and attraction's often are bedfellows, yeah? In any case, it was an enlightening little read. Dunno how a fella like you got interested in stuff like this, but consider the torch passed, pal.
Well since it's a quick read I decided to look up Girl. I ain't the type-a fella this kinda story feels gears toward but I think it's pretty interestin'. I ain't sayin' the mother has points, but the pride and empowerment she feels from domestic work makes me think that even if ya ain't supposed to agree with her perspective, you gotta wonder if anyone can fault her in feeling some kinda empowerment from bein' in a role and bein' good at it. Somethin' worth admirin' in how she seems to squeeze some genuine happiness outta the role. But as someone who likes a dame with fire, you know me. Promiscuity isn't exactly telling a full story of a moral compass, and it can mean different things to different people. Forcin' your limited worldview on others, let alone one someone you care for, would only end up pushing them into the other extreme. And it just ain't fair to already be treatin' folk what you expect 'em to be rather than what they are. You could even argue that the mother 'ere is more finding happiness in a form of slavery, even if it may not be the literal kind. My takeaway here from a former arbitrator's perspective is that even in some of these old-style mindsets you can 'prolly still find a nugget of wisdom in them, especially for folk that seem to want the best for ya in their own way. While you should blaze your own path, it don't mean you should resent any of the wisdom or worldviews that disagree with your own but pick the parts that'll work for ya. So yeah, it was definitely somethin' to chew on. Even for a fella like me.
do robots dream of electric sheep?
diamonds droog
Since there's a few other Sleuth's evidently runnin' around, figured I should make it known I'm one of those true blue humans. Changed my picture to accommodate. But don't you worry. Ol' Sleuth loves the dames no matter what planet they called home.
Today's current Seer insight: The girls are fiiiightiiiing.
Now that's a business solicitation. There's a chance I could help out, Irving. Feel free to reach out.
Cool Seer Trick: Imagine a window. Pretty cool, huh.
It was just some random Prospitian lady. Nice-looking. Respectable, but with some interest in anti-authority. Not all that mysterious in the end.
Listening and learning. Hey, Why do you have that information
My fellow Chittrs, we have beheld an intense and Damning battle for the Freedom of all our co-posters, And i believe it's time to usher in the Evening Presidency with a Song Sitdown with your Favorite Bush. https://open.spotify.com/track/1k2pQc5i348DCHwbn5KTdc?si=X-_UDc_cQYmkh4wArtWzHA This song, I belive, exemplifies the spirit of these United Hives, who has not heard the call of the Pink Hoofbeast Club, despite the decries of your Lusus. I believe that tonight, We are all pink hoofbeasts, dancing at the club. -Your Faithful Servant, Troll GWB
ate with the fit today https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/54/b3/f9/54b3f99ef41db657060b1fff851463b2.jpg
I LOVE!!!!!!!!!! MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at least the barista was nice about it and gave me some extra cream cheese for my bagel
irritatin as hell, especially since the spout shit about the highest quality coffee, course they cut corners like all the corporate bastards out here #fuckthesystem
#NowPlaying Vera Lynn - We'll Meet Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk
Just had to retrieve a cat from halfway up a chimney. How did you even do that, buddy?
u dnt hav 2 post booby pics if u jst show cleav in ur pfp #hax
(( its important 2 know that. roxy is scrat from ice age and dilfs/milfs are her acorn.
The world could use more notaries public.
just doing my part
holy shit its a little calico cat named frieda what are we even doing here questioning it humming and hawing like its not a fucking given shes gonna get plucked by some lesbian couple if you dont act fast
you gotta
Oh PI you can't be posting stuff like this! I'll have to bring Case and Counsel over to play once your new baby is settled in.
#cooperation #love #appreciation #whyamiusingsomanyhashtags https://i.imgur.com/CbFdTsf.png
https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/SZg8V8eooHCkMfgYDj48nk.jpg Enough 8ush talk and more a8out the Artemis II crew who captured this shot a few nights ago 8y pure luck! 8ecause the mission launch was delayed, the crew found themselves or8iting the moon at the exact moment of an eclipse. Normally, we expect the moon to 8e cast in total shadow from our perspective on Earth. However, the crew was treated to a rare sight where part of the moon remained partially lit. This is due to 'Earthshine', sunlight reflecting off the Earth and 8ouncing 8ack onto the lunar surface!
#tunes https://open.spotify.com/track/6QlkHjQmo2YncQN5MQXgPZ?si=g_1lNHxaReGSCjZhoPrVcg
Nice glass of wine and a bath! How relaxing! #nsfw ish #substance
nothing wrong with just a few haha sorry you cant have more though. im setting up a community garden in my area so maybe you can look into that
its funny being in your 40s on this site im like damn everyones living it the fuck up rn and im working on my garden
I can't beelieve I made ONE chit about trying to find zhort people and EVERYONE iz juzt chitting their heightz now. <__#>
i grabbed my gun when i got inside
Fools throwing in Bec, where they could of prototyped me with Maplehoof, the most powerful being
Glad people like the new logo. You're welcome! https://64.media.tumblr.com/7840b41561469cc9c04d7dc6a524c6d6/833a1f5d27eced3a-64/s1280x1920/cbe8a75c854654c0f6591273faf5a813338e452f.png
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Yeah, you're spot on. ... now I wanna watch singin' in the rain
Yes, exactly. I could POSSIBLY put it on for a movie night, that might be fun
There is only us. There is only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. No other road, no other way. No day but today. #lyricsposting
“How easy it was to lie to strangers, to create with strangers the versions of our lives we imagined.” *Excerpt from Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
I wish every Jade Harley a good day
In light of recent events, I will not be commenting on recent events. There's too many events. My interest has dried up.
That2 th3 an2w3r for m3 Numb3r go up, 23rotonin, talk 2hit, 3at hot chip and li3
My proposal to redefine the hours of "happy hour" was a success. Happy hour has been traditionally defined as the hours between 5:00 and 7:00. The new time has been expanded to include any time you are with friends. Thank you for all your valuable support.
I value my constituents very much, even the ones I don't like.
To earn their trust means everything to me, knowing that they see me as a safe place to nap on? Even better! :)
// I made a another dualscar to fuck around with @admiralDualscar but i wanted to yap cause I love the Amporas but Dualscar and Cronus particularly make me giddy. I like to write Cronus, sharing a lot of traits with Dualscar and Dualscar having some old habits that Cronus would have had. I don't care what anyone says, I really enjoy knowing that Cronus can and had the ability to hold the same level of cruality that Dualscar had. -grips amporas and deep fries them- I looooove amporas.
[grooming himself. Jeanne Betancourt followed suit. (The jumping off Acorn, that is, not the grooming part.) Betancourt took a deep breath of this living air, and took a few steps towards the preternatural stream. She noted the fact that Acorn did not drink from it, even though he was still panting from exertion after his impossible run. She peered at the other bank of the river, and saw nothing but a silvery mist, obscuring everything, but occasionally thinning in patches, offering a tantalizing glimpse of— The author sat on a wide, flat rock that overlooked the river, and Minos jumped up to join her. Acorn stood nearby. Jeanne Betancourt asked, “So now what?” (Time has a tendency to become palindromic in this place.) “Now the two of you do what you were meant to do,” Acorn said, his speech muffled by the thin book he still held between his mighty teeth. He trotted around the boulder to face the woman and the cat, and dropped the book on the ground in the middle of this newly-formed triangle. “We’re going to judge.” ———————————————————————————————————————————— Pam, Pawnee, and Dirk all looked at Anna blankly. “…You’re dyslexic?” Dirk finally said. “Top of page 11!” Anna said triumphantly. “‘Anna is dyslexic, so reading and writing are difficult for her.’ I would tell you to check for yourself, but if I recall, you’re distinctly bookless at the moment.” “Okay, fine, sure,” Dirk said. “Congratulations on your developmental disorder. Mazel tov. But how is that in any way relevant to this situation?” “Christ,” Anna sighed. “For someone who’s so fond of throwing Derrida around at every possible opportunity, you’re not very quick on the uptake here. All theory, no practice, I suppose.” “…Oh.” Dirk said quietly. “And there it is,” Anna said. She looked at her friends, and pointed at Dirk. “See that, girls? That’s the face of someone who just realized exactly how deep in the shit he is.” “Jesus, Anna, stop being smug and just tell us what the fuck is happening,” Pawnee said. “She’s deconstructing reality,” Dirk explained to the Indianan city. “Literally de-constructing it. In the world of a text, dyslexia must be like… not even a superpower, more than that. It’s like having all the cheat codes. The building blocks of this world are words, and words are less stable to her than they are to us. She can take the words/world apart, mix up the pieces, flip them around, recombine them, and then put them back into place as she sees fit. Decontextualize, then recontextualize the text. Context itself is meaningless to her; her very existence is not contextual, but con-textual, working against the text. Am I right?” Anna shrugged. “Yeah, more or less. I would have phrased it more like, ‘it means I can fuck shit up like no other,’ but I guess that’s the difference between us. Oh, sorry — the différance between us.” “That’s… a good pun,” Dirk begrudgingly admitted. “Thank you,” Anna said. Pawnee and Pam high-fived behind her back. “And the best part is, I never would’ve realized that I have this power if you hadn’t killed me. Like I said, when you sent me to the Other Side of the Other Side, I passed through all the texts surrounding this one. But I didn’t go smoothly. My dyslexia made them… rough, I guess. More textured, as you’d probably like to put it. The words that build them are more mutable to me, and I kept getting caught on their jagged edges. Edges that would be invisible to you, that you couldn’t factor for. And so I became aware of the existence of these other texts. When I landed back in this text, having been nudged slightly off course by those collisions, I became aware of it. I was a half-step out of sync with reality, existing partially between its very words. I imagine anyone else would have just slotted back into place and continued on the path you had set for them. But being dyslexic, I was uniquely equipped to recognize these blurry, mixed-up, in-between spaces. I kept one foot in the text, playing along, but all the while learning about it, learning about myself, finding its weaknesses, searching for its seams. And I found the seams.” “So it seems,” Dirk mumbled to himself, unable to resist. “But that’s not all,” Anna continued. “Passing through those other texts awoke another power in me, even more significant than the dyslexia.” “The other texts,” Dirk interrupted. The metaphorical gears that were frantically spinning in his head apparently needed some more lubrication. “You keep talking about other texts surrounding this one. But what are they? Is it some kind of bookshelf metaphor? Are they the other Pony Pal books? Or…” The gears were squeaking more and more loudly.] #DetectivePony
Little sleepy kittens all curled up in my lap, I swear this could possibly be heaven... :D
i hØpe. yØu fall dØwn stairs. with yØur knife. asshØle.
I MAY NOT BE A WISE MAN BUT THIS OLD DOG CAN LEARN NEW TRICKS!
HEY FOLKS IT TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM A DRIP! REMEMBER TO ASK PEOPLES PRONOUNS BEFORE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM SOMETIMES THE SMART ONES PUT THEM IN THEIR BIO! THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU BUT YOU GOTTA RESPECT IT OTHERWISE ILL BREAK YER KNEECAPS! THIS HAS BEEN A VERY IMPORTANT #DRIPTIP
i like to singa, about the moona and the junea and the springa!
Gun.
This is quite likely. I'll consider it later on in the day.
I thought this was all about symbolic representations of rabbits and related items. Is it literal. Do I need to eat carrot products.
I will eat one(1) confectionery along with my coffee. Consider this an attempt at cultural exchange.
what’s today celebrating?
@bubbleBlower I have completed my investigation, based on all of the previous posts and responses that I could find. Broken down in chronological order, here are what I believe to be the likely chain of events regarding Eggs' recent "possession": => 1 Week Ago Eggs has an encounter with a strange individual, under the name of "7otally normal guy". 7his user sends several apparently blank comments into the post feed, much to Eggs' confusion, and then vanishes. Unsure if physical contact was ever established. => 1 Week Ago Immediately after the previous encounter, Eggs becomes riddled with the belief that he is a human. His exact words were, "Help, I'm sick! I'm a human and unwell!" => 4 Days Ago 7he last normal sighting of Eggs before the incident, talking about dressing up as an "egg" for #eggsweek. => 3 Days Ago Eggs begins chanting an unusual mantra, calling himself a "Regular guy" over and over. Possibly related to his strange encounter with "7otally normal guy". Seems important. From this point forward, his behavior is noted to get gradually more out of line. He talks in a collected prose unusual of his normal demeanor, and shares strange images, including a disturbing layout of what appears to be a parallel "felt" possessing twisted features. Each member is also portrayed as being devoid of all color, much like Eggs' appearance during this time. => 1 Day Ago "Normal guy" mantra appears again. For whatever reason, he seems to be clinging to this, and repeating it in the same four intervals. Eggs also gets dyed green around this period of time, and his behavior rapidly escalates to concerning inability to hold conversation, presumably due to the green dye. => 20 Hours Ago Eggs washes off the green dye, per his own report, and goes to bed. => 2 Hours Ago A temporal explosion appears to have occurred, based on cited reports. Eggs' color seems to be back to normal, this time without the involvement of unnatural and likely environmentally unsafe dyes. 7hankfully, his behavior has also reverted back to the established baseline. Conclusion: I suspect this entire incident may have surfaced due to the strange interaction involving "7otally normal guy", aka, @notpeaNut. I recommend exercising extreme caution surrounding any interaction with the aforementioned individual, just in case. 7hankfully, this particular instance seems to have self resolved. @mrBenedict, glad to see you're feeling better.
(( HI GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY IM 20 NOW YAY YIPPEE YAHOO I AM SO HAPPY ))
The site deaths will continue until morale improves.