Larkso Eldran
@aspiringPessimist
Fuck money, be a bitch
Fat Stax and Sick Statz https://i.imgur.com/vsX99Ey.png
#fivenightsattricksters
Google, How Do I Get Out Of An Nda. #eridanweek
:33< hey its me google :33< highpurr a good legilacerator
What The Fuck Did She Put In My Mouth. #eridanweek #substances
I Am Having A Great Time At #eridanweek. In Fact, I Am Not Terrified Even A Little Bit.
The look of a man who HATES you. maybe one day I'll do a fully rendered fullbody of this loser, but that will not be today. https://i.imgur.com/7vddtpw.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CAN YOU LOOK AT ME LIKKE THIS WHILE YOU BOUNCE ON IT? THAHANKS. #nsfw
absoloutely swagalicious
#IWANTCANDY begins in one hour. Are you ready? #eridanweek
Is There A Point To Asking If My Horns Are Sensitive? I Feel There Is An Underlying Tone But I Cannot Decipher It For The Life Of Me. I Was Under The Impression That All Horns Were Sensitive. #nsfw Ish
my horns aren't sensitive? why would there be nerves in what's supposed to be just bone basically? maybe at the base where the skin meets the horn coming out but..??? maybe they're all different idk
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
ANYWAYS, ME AND WHO..
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) ͻan ͻonfirm this is very entertaining ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
♰ :) @piousPorcine ♰
⚇ throwing the @ at me in public. ⚇ on a *rankmaid* post. ⚇ dirty <3< ⚇
I Don't Have A Rod To Fish With, But I Have An Idea. #fishingfriday
The Public Knows Me As A Persistent Liar. #iwantcandy
Once My Spine Is Beaten Into A Pulp I Should Be Ready To Attend.
My Sustained Post-alcohol Headache Unfortunately Prevents Me From Attending #eridanweek Today. Someone Else Will Need To Take Up The Mantle Of Posting Poorly Timed Nudes Tonight. #nsfw
i need to getdrunker and higher quicker lowkey #substances
Troll Confucius once said: in order to confuce your enemy, you must first confuce your enemy, then you must first confuce yourself. I have no idea what he meant by that.
No he's actually a good friend of mine. I think he might have been pulling my leg.
My Back Hurts. I've Been In "shrimp" Position All Day.
DO YOU NEED LIKE.. HELP OR SOMETHING. I DUNNO HOW I WOULD HELP BUT LIKE I COULD GET LIKE.. IBUPROFEN?
If You Could Jab Me In The Back As Hard As You Can, That Would Be Appreciated.
I Believe In Bigkat Propaganda. To Any Large Karkats Reading This, I'm 7'1" By The Way.
jusȶ wanȶed ȶo saaaaaay~ ᓰ dᓰd noȶ nuuuuuke #erᓰdanweek wᓰȶh my * 🎀 𝓂𝒾𝓀𝓊 🎀 * * 🎀 𝓂𝒾𝓀𝓊 🎀 * beam~!
sick idea for a collab tho, MikuMikuBeamxHydogenBombvsCoughingGrub
Every Time I Post A Nude The Site Crashes. There Has To Be A Connection. #nsfw
You Have Doubted Me Again. #nsfw #substances * The Attached Photograph Is A Tasteful Nude Taken In Front Of A Full Length, Ornate Mirror. He's Lain Across Sheets He'd Obviously Made Himself ( Somewhat Poorly) With His Face Flushed And Partially Hidden In His Pillow. The Positioning Of The Camera Covers Anything Too Explicit, But The Implication Is Certainly Clear Given The Position Of His Other Hand.*
Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.
