Larkso Eldran
@aspiringPessimist
Fuck money, be a bitch
why is every version of me on here a quirked up sex pervert!? this is SO not cash money! we egberts need to protect our brand! we can't be unassuming and lame if we get laid. #nsfw #notcool #ifidontgetanythenYOUdontgetany
I Agree Entirely. In Fact I Think There Should Be A Hashtag To Celebrate John's Who Don't " Get Any ". #incelbert
my place. ((room maker on steam :p hopefully these embeds work. Ignore the rugs spilling out btw </3 didn't feel like fucking around more with them after making the damn shades on my own.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d453d39cd4.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee9aa9e1f371.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f00616e67eaa.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2336e6e6afc.jpg
((i love room maker you're so real for that))
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Is There A Point To Asking If My Horns Are Sensitive? I Feel There Is An Underlying Tone But I Cannot Decipher It For The Life Of Me. I Was Under The Impression That All Horns Were Sensitive. #nsfw Ish
my horns aren't sensitive? why would there be nerves in what's supposed to be just bone basically? maybe at the base where the skin meets the horn coming out but..??? maybe they're all different idk
:33< thinkin about whats that agian? :33< oh yeah :33< girlbulge! :33< #nsfw
The Public Knows Me As A Persistent Liar. #iwantcandy
Once My Spine Is Beaten Into A Pulp I Should Be Ready To Attend.
Did y'all know that on top of being a #fishingenthusiast I also worked briefly as a plumber? I'm a multi-faceted man if you get to know me. https://i.imgur.com/Oe7tPaj.png #nsfw
This Is Why I Log On To Chittr Every Day.
My Back Hurts. I've Been In "shrimp" Position All Day.
DO YOU NEED LIKE.. HELP OR SOMETHING. I DUNNO HOW I WOULD HELP BUT LIKE I COULD GET LIKE.. IBUPROFEN?
If You Could Jab Me In The Back As Hard As You Can, That Would Be Appreciated.
8=D < Did I miss 8=D < Some kind of party?
I Have Plenty Of Photos And Videos Of Poor Quality To Sell You At An Unreasonably High Price If You're Interested.
8=D < Is there a particular purpose to purchasing something you were able to a%ess for free?
I Believe In Bigkat Propaganda. To Any Large Karkats Reading This, I'm 7'1" By The Way.
I will admit, I am enjoying my time on this platform. My Chitheads, please, tell me how you feel about it?
We've All Made The Platform Special In Our Own Ways. We Are All #apieceofchitt.
The Fools Thought I Would Go Back To Horny Posting Because Of A Few Drinks. Instead I Have A Headache Because I Haven't Consumed Any Water. #nsfw #substances #ow
-7 Why not 6oth? Honk 2-
Maybe In The Morning As A Reward If I Manage To Roll Out Of My Recuperacoon.
ABSOLOUTELY MASTERFUL NIGHT 4 OF #ERIDANWEEK HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS A FUCKING BLAST TO BE WITNESS TOO MYSELF, I HAD TO TAKE MY FUCKING SHIRT OFF CAUSE IT GOT STAINED IN WATERMELON JUICE. #NSFW???
Lost my favourrite and only shirrt at #erridanweek this sucks
It Seems I've Been Summoned To Grant You A Shirt. If You'd Like One I Have Plenty Of Them- All Legally Obtained.
A Bitchfight Has Broken Out On Stage At #eridanweek.
... Maybe i should try to hook up with a man again. It's been awhile. #nsfw #eridanweek