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Larkso Eldran

@aspiringPessimist

Tentatively Open DMs. If You Attempt To Solicit Me For Pailing I Will Kill You. Not In A Hot Way.

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 40270Kull Score: 23631150 followers135 following

Eight Shots Of Espresso Will Fix Me. Not All At Once, Don't Worry.

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Total: 34
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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= all at once. eight at once. eight times. ? ="

You're Right, I Should Do This Instead.

perZonality teZt engagement bait: if you were a poKemon which one would you be. i'd be rotom but Zpecifically mow rotom httpZ://www.poKemon.com/Ztatic-aZZetZ/content-aZZetZ/cmZ2/img/poKedex/full/479_f6.png

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Luxray.

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for @aspiringpessimist https://tarotcardlist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/the-moon.jpg 0u0 illusions and deceit in what seems to be. quite interesting, wouldn't you agree? 0u0

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You Do Not Know How Tragically Ironic This Is. Thank You.

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what a beautiful day for a small, one card reading. wouldn't you all agree? 0u0 requests open. <3

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Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

Could I Get A Reading, Please?

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

What should I do to celebrate 60k kull LMAO

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Total: 40
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eat 60 raiZinZ

while wearing thiZ aZ a Zhirt httpZ://i.pinimg.com/736x/4c/1d/92/4c1d92e17567151a0ce63ef964bbc5e6.jpg

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Casper I Will Make This Raisin Shirt For You If You Do That. I Will Make It Even If You Don't. This Is Funny.

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Everyone Is Always Nice To Me Even Though I Don't Deserve It. I Must Be Rotten In The Pan To Still Be This Insecure. Therapy Tonight. I Will Not Tell Her I Said That And You Better Not " Snitch " On Me Either.

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YUCKY PENNY
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

I'm snitching.

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Is It Because I Said I Loved Troll Cars.

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Yes.

Deserved.

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YUCKY PENNY
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Before you get into an argument with Casper on chittr dot ing, remember, the 'puter off button is closer than you think.

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Total: 47
Ratio: 3.70

Troll Cars Is My Favorite Movie Of All Time.

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Hello

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Hello Beam.

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I Was Going To Listen To Weezer In The Hopes That It Would Be Too Stupid To Make Me Upset, And Yet.

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@slipperySideliner[SS]

t om cardy 𓁹‿𓁹👍 #allard꠹ugge꠹tion

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That / Is / Stupid. Thank You, Allard.

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aspect of gloom
annd it light up the nnight, uponn the darkest hour
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a lovely thinng you are
chittr's silliest troll
go gloomy go
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love yourself
@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

youu cann try to make me believe. that youu hate me. all youu wannt. buut youu will nnever be able to.

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I Don't Hate You. I Could Never Hate You, Gloomie. I Was Just... Having A Difficult Time. I Still Am. I Am Sorry For Lashing Out At You.

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I Am Sorry To All Those Waiting For Their Larkso Doodle. I Will Continue Once I Am Able To Pick Up A Pen Again.

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the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Hey man hoope yoou feel better soooon

Never, Ever Again. But Thank You.

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All Of My Usual Music Reminds Me Of Him So I Turn On Mac Demarco For A Change Of Pace. Fatal Mistake.

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D--> I am deeply worried by your posts Larkso, is everything alright? I understand you wish for space for yourself and I do not want to intrude but you are my, however distant, friend and I care for you.

I Am Always Breaking Down. This Is Nothing New. There's No Reason To Be Worried.

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D--> Perhaps it is my lack of personal e%perience speaking but I haven't noticed you doing so. I am not, however, your matesprit and while I know you have alredy considered the possibility no doubt you should approach Karkat for advice and emotional support in these times. I am certain that, as your matesrpit, he will provide e%cellent amounts of both.

Equius. I Mean This Very, Very Gently. He Has Separated Himself From Me. Do Not Bring That Up To Me Again. Thank You.

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@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

YES, I KNOW. I'M AWARE THAT I HAVEN'T MADE A CHITT IN AGES. THE ARID DESERT I'VE LEFT BEHIND IN MY ABSENCE COULDN'T *POSSIBLY* GET ON WITHOUT THE ENRICHMENT I PROVIDE BY BEING A HATEFUL LITTLE TERMITE ON THE FRINGES OF SOCIETY. BEHOLD — THE BLOSSOMING OASIS OF FUCKS THAT I GIVE. OOPS. TOO BAD. IT WAS A MIRAGE. THERE ARE NO FUCKS. YOU JUST ATE A MOUTHFUL OF SAND. GET BENT, ASSHOLES. WHATEVER. FUCK THIS. I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME, RIGHT NOW. DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME. THIS SITE TRAINS PEOPLE TO SHOUT EVERY THOUGHT THEY THINK OFF THE TOP OF THEIR PAN WITHOUT HALF A FUCK'S WORTH OF WELL-NEEDED PONDERANCE. INCLUDING ME. AND FUCK ME FOR THAT. AND FUCK ALL OF YOU, TOO.

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@terribleFate[TF]

good sand. #nsfw

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@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

YOU ARE THE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON OF MY CURRENT SET OF PROBLEMS.

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@terribleFate[TF]

hey. your issues with larkso aren't your issues with me. take a blue pill and get in that blue phil. #nsfw

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I Am Going To Strangle You To Death With My Bare Prongs. #violence #gore

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@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> 2ome of you need to be put 1n the pear w1ggler <

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This Will Fix Me.

I Have Been Pressing My Fingers Into The Bite Marks To Keep Myself Calm. I Am Not Sure What I'll Do Once They Heal. It Is A Distressing Thought. #suggestive, I Guess.

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aspect of gloom
annd it light up the nnight, uponn the darkest hour
gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
chittr's silliest troll
go gloomy go
transgender
love yourself
@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

i hope youu feel better soonn, larkso. im really worried abouut youu.

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I Know, Gloom. It's Okay, I Don't Want To Add Onto Your Stress.

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You Saw The Way I " Freaked Out " And Then Came Crawling Back. Now Picture That Happening Every Few Nights And You'll Understand. This Did Not Manifest Out Of Nowhere.

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I'm right here if ya need anythin'. :3

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You Are On Thin Fucking Ice.

I think my neighb❀r's a lil insane cause he is frequently st❀rmin' int❀ the w❀❀ds and screamin'. That's ❀kay th❀ugh! I've seen w❀rse. :3

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/ Die /.

They Are So Loud Next Door.

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Like Constant Scratching On The Walls Of My Pan. It Hurts.

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