♦ pitied by @aspiringPessimist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA I AM HAVING SO! MUCH!! FUN!!!!!!!!!
woah, woah! hold on! this is straight-up character assassination! i appreciate the finer, carnal things. it’s just, y’know… i’m not weird about it! absolutely not incel behavior! if anything, trimming it down to #celbert feels way more accurate. :B but honestly, i don’t even think i should be stuck with the suffix at all!
Hello internet. I have returned from a very unpleasant outing.
Guys i'm Still like Bleeding out Help #gore
my horns aren't sensitive? why would there be nerves in what's supposed to be just bone basically? maybe at the base where the skin meets the horn coming out but..??? maybe they're all different idk
All of the Jorker's followers. Are fools. 🦇 #nemesis #notsexual #platonichate
I don't get a Damn I Love Fishing shirt? But I really love fishing Sad #fishingfriday
No one sho\/\/\/\/ed up fer fishin'.
#notmethough can 1 get some caeger as a surv1vor
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
alright wwho #eridanwweek
|| ALL OF THE STORES ARE OUT | I THINK HE FUCKING BOUGHT ALL THE OIL | OVER ||
Due to the high amount of carnage that has been reported during the time of #EridanWeek, I will regrettably not be able to attend. However, members of my team that will be present have been instructed to inform me of the latest developments that transpire.
If anyone. Sees any papers around. Containing stuff about financial information. For one "Zyggie Murdok." Please return them to me. They fell out the window. And scattered everywhere.
I MAY HAVE A COLLECTIVE REPUTATION AS A DESPERATE TROLL BUT AT LEAST *I'M* NOT *THAT* DESPERATE. #NSFW (IMPLIED?) #VAGUEPOSTING #IWILLNOTBEHATEMARRYINGMYSELF #SELFCEST (IMPLIED)
I NEED TO LOWK COMMIT SOME #SELFCEST RIGHT ABOUT NOW. CAN ANOTHER ME LET ME BOUNCE ON IT PLEASE. HIT ME UP. PLS. #NSFW
I have just been informed "clapping" an individual does not mean applauding them. You are all insane.
shout out to my #wonderful lusus! this doubles as a psa please dont touch her as she is very #poisonous
no hot people use chittr.
I went to law school for two entire sweeps just to end up in an office getting pens thrown at me. How average of me
getting out of my "trapped by fabrics" predicament by knitting dozens of scarves. ill be out of here in no time
@ no, i can't make it to clurch. please stop asking. @
HEY LOOK CHITTR, ITS YOU #NSFW HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/WMZKZ8SM/HE7BQW-AA4AAF2PV.JPG
I NEED TO HAVE MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS CHECKED BEFORE I START COMMENTING. #ICANTFUCKINGREAD
↘️do i know you.↘️
// Fuck scaring the hoes, the hoes are scaring Fozzer!
I_don't_go_into_the_city_that_often, so_I_decline_the_offer_but_thank_you.
↘️i do not even know what a boot boy is.↘️
i wwill make you scream i wwill make you squirt #lyrics #nsfww #trolljohnnycash
~leaving my hive door vvide open in the hopes a clovvn vvill take interest and come inside
✨🍭🕷️ okay??? #justice for flat girls, jeez 🕷️🍭✨
This is the difference between an enthusiast and a professional.
Bulky, ammo inefficient, and you only get a minute of firing and laughing like a villain before things get rather awkward. I presume. I don't laugh.
UGHHHHHHHH FUCK MY CHUDDY VRISKA LIFE!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6672.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/hxsgvsmv/gun-tier.png Discuss.
🔪🩵𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐅𝐅! 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘! 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄! ꪑꫀ᭙~ 🩵🔪
Listen man, if you’re not even gonna try to relate with another fruit or even a vegetable, then I don’t what you want from this
I hearby announce that Sgrub is officially a 'Soulslike'. I had to break my quirk for this. This is painful.
so apparently offering to keep a man company while hes having a #piss will get you weird looks nowadays #nsfw ig
- You don't need to ask themm about it though. So don't do that.
↗️ANOTHER EXCELLENT POST BY MISTER KERIAN, KEEP THEM COMING. PLEASE KEEP ALL OF US LOYALLY UPDATED ON YOUR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS ON THIS GAME SO THAT WE MIGHT SUPPORT AND HONOR YOUR SUPEIOR INTELLECT AND THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER.↗️
= B(---> Its My Fau=t For Having A Pa=mhusk Honest=y #ew #ew #ew #ew #ewww
Im laydow
:33 < equihiss just took away my sketchbook beclaws my drawings are too 100d!! he doesn't unpurrstand true art! #troll1984
SAYING SHIT IN ALTERNIAN TO A GUY THAT CAN'T TELL WHAT IT IS. SHITTY FRIEND BEHAVIOR YES/NO???
can you bozos stop unionizing in my comments?
Finally among the crowd at #eridanweek. I must admit to being charmed by the high spirits of the attendees. In fact, someone from the VIP section just fed me a sugar cube! How whimsical is that!
Hellx Chittr user aspiringPessimist!!!... What dxes this mean... Thank yxu fxr yxur time!!!
im just sayin its kinda bullshit nobody did the scarf shibari one #eridanwweek
:33 < just saw karkitty pick his nose. he should know anyone could be looking in furrom the vents!
I am begging you all to stop admitting to crimes on my feed.
↗️YOU ARE IN HIS RECUPERACOON BUT I AM IN HIS HEDGE FUND REGULATING HIS INVESTMENT FUNDS.↗️
I am not in a sexual relationship with that man.
Delete this.
I FUCKING HATE THE TORMENT NEXUS. SEND CHITT.
i dnt get healthcare tho :/ only not 2 b destroyed
= B(---> Im Here Right Now And Its Just One Giant Fishy Circ=e Jerk =o=
Yep! Nothing out of the ordinary here! ereh fo twoem teg <33: Hm? No no I didn't hear anything! #aprilnormalday
You know who I miss? @acerbicEntomologist and their #bugfacts.
the prank everyone is pulling on me is horny posting while i’m stuck at work fuck this job #nsfw -ish
#Gords . #Eitrdan #Wweek #EridanWweek #Uh - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
and in my terrible fury i wwrought the destruction of evverythin i hated but LO for the bright wwhite fire of science doesnt discriminate and thusly brought about the end a the things i lovve seahorsedad looked up at me one final time and uttered the vvery wwords i remember him tellin me wwhen i wwas a wwee wwriggler blubglubglubblubflub glub look to the skies eridan its the domain a princes and youll NEVVER havve to get into that yucky fuckin ocean again my prince
im day drInkIng in the most UnflatterIng way pOssiblE im fIghtIng to get cOmfortablE on an AntI-hIvelEss park bench chUggIn strAIght EthanOl on a wEdnesdAy AfternoOn spIlling it on the grass and shit #substance
I'll allow myself a little vulnerability right now and declare: Tummy hort.
Ok I finally freed myself from the sticky trap NO THANKS TO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS.
↗️WORDLE 1,747.↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
There sure are a lot of whimsy and jokes going on today! None for me thanks! I'm driving! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
good newws i brutally dispatched the insurgents at my booth wwith a quick and decisivve handy #nsfww
↘️i am on a sea-stocks diet.↘️ ↗️I SEE STOCKS, I BUY THEM.↗️ ↘️#aprilfools.↘️
Looks like it's just about lunch time. Looking forward to having that sandwich I packed today.
I am making a follow-up announcement, as I believe I have inadvertently made my statement unclear. I am not announcing a ban of the Yuri or the Yaoi. I am merely stating I am personally no longer allowed to interact with this content. You all are, and will continue to be, able to exercise your first amendment right to freedom of speech and expression. I apologize for the confusion, and take full ownership of my actions.
contrary to popular belief i didnt kill giraffedad his head just sorta did that
day two no hat. withdrawal. :(
↘️is there any particular reason as to why, or are you just jealous that i am so willing and eager to engage in acts of corporate discussion with the minds of true wagewarriors.↘️
↗️SEEKING LIKEMINDED BUSINESS TROLLS TO EXCHANGE NIGHTTRADING TIPS WITH.↗️
I NEEDED TO ASK A CERTAIN WONDERFUL FAMILY MEMBER FOR HELP TO ACHIEVE THE RIGHT EFFECT WITH THIS POST. WHO KNEW FORMATTING COULD BE SO DIFFICULT! I WAS ALSO INFORMED THAT I DO NOT NEED TO MAKE AN OUT LOUD DECLARATION IN ORDER TO POST BUT I HAVE FORGOTTEN ANY FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DO SO THE MOMENT SAID WONDERFUL FAMILY MEMBER HIT POST FOR ME. HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! POST REPLY.
I HATE CLOWNS. THEY ARE EXTREMELY UNNECESSARY AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SOOTHE MY SOUL AND THEY DO EVEN LESS TO HELP AMELIORATE THE PAIN CAUSED BY THE DRAGGING ON OF CONSCIOUSNESS. OVERALL, CLOWNS AND CLOWNKIND ARE THE SINGLE DARK DROP IN THE PRISTINE POOL OF LIGHT THAT IS HUMAN HISTORY, AND THEY HAVE MADE AN EVEN DARKER IMPACT ON OUR TROLL COUNTERPARTS BEYOND THE STARS AND DOMESTICALLY. THEY ARE THE SCOURGE OF EXISTENCE AND ONE DAY PERHAPS THE PARTAKERS AND MISGUIDED SYMPATHIZERS WILL REAP WHAT THEY HAVE SEWN AS OBLIVION DUE TO THEIR INABILITY TO CONDUCT THEMSELVES IN AN APPROPRIATE MANNER WHEN IT MATTERED THE MOST. THERE IS NO ART FORM MORE LAZY, ARTISTICALLY BANKRUPT, AND EGOCENTRIC THAN CLOWNING. IT IS THE EPITOME OF EVERYTHING WRONG WITH TODAY'S SOCIETY AND SOCIAL ENVIRONMENT AS A WHOLE. IT IS THE MANIFESTATION OF HATRED, DISAPPOINTMENT, AND SADNESS GIVEN FORM THROUGH THE SELF-IDOLIZATION OF STUPIDITY AND TRICKERY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT. EVEN WORSE SO, THE PEOPLE WHO PRACTICE THIS PROFANE CRAFT DO SO WITH GLEE AND A SENSE OF WONDERMENT THAT CAN ONLY BE WROUGHT FROM SHEER IGNORANCE. IF THERE IS A MORE POINTLESS ENDEAVOR WE HAVE NOT YET DISCOVERED IT AND EVEN WHEN WE DO WE MAY STILL BE TOO PREOCCUPIED WITH BLINDING OURSELVES WITH 'JOY' AND 'PLAY' TO AVOID DAMAGING OUR HEARTS AND MINDS ANY FURTHER. #APRIL #FOOLS #UNSERIOUS #BUSINESS
Yes the bee is still in the fucking Oval Office by the way.
IT IS WITH A HEAVY HEART THAT I ANNOUNCE OFFICIALLY THAT FRIEND TO ALL WOMEN, TROLL BRUNO MARS, WAS NOT ON DERSE. IT WAS TROLL WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. THAT GUY FUCKING DIED.
STOP PITYING MY FUCKING CHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!
i am so fucking thirsty #nsfw im nawt evn shitposting anymore i jus GENUINELY need 2 get fuckin obliterated by horrible man cock or i am goin 2 wither away into dust
oh fuck i havenn't donne mmy duty of postinng about wommenn today
nobody said nothin' to me about takin' our cocks out. #nsfw
troll bruno mars is such a fuckin hack #eridanweek #putmeupthere #hereswonderwvall
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DANG.
man what the fuck
Bro don't hate my chitt, you might be a grandpa.
i might just be the funniest dave on here everyone goes he he ha ha to my chits
but what if this was really the only thing i order all week? that and the kheer. will they intervene? will they cut me off? i dont think i could stand being separated from her (paneer tikka masala). #tragicyuri?
guys i cant think of anything fun n witty 2 chitt today im chittipated #nsfw ? only cuz of lowk gross joke lol
COULDN'T GET MY FUCKING QUIRK WORKING RIGHT. THAT'S OKAY. CAPS LOCK EXISTS FOR A REASON.
tHE LINE OF eRIDANS, wAS, pRETTY LONG,
D --> I have woken up with many markings drawn on my face I will not stand for this insolence #eridanweek
KISS ME ON MY HOT MOUTH I'M FEELING ROMANTICAL.
stop pitying this oh my fucking god
an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass
I've run o+ut o+f tea. #miserable
I'm sorry did I just find out that troll 88no$ died last night?
are you proud of me seahorsedad, out there in the great beyond? fuck you seahorsedad
oedipus called he wants his complex back #not-a-vaguepost #just-funny-to-me #incest
they made me throw away my hat. :(
so much festering bullshit in my dms. get creative all of you.
3833 < Hey are grubs supposed to float or do I call a priest? >
I AWAKEN ONCE MORE, YOU UNGRATEFUL CRETINS.
Find it unfortunate that summoner has a flush crush on Dualscar and a blackcrush on me.....tf is wrong with him
Fang stop hat1ng me please Can we just be fr1ends }:"^
:33 < Oh wow, now I'm getting alot of lurid private messages asking to s33 MY Kitty.. #nsfw
current mood: fell in lovwe wvith a girl https://youtu.be/fth71aaxxmm?si=toosf1bxsmkszvgb
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dude i hate to speak on your ma like this but she twerks like shes got ants in her pants #nsfw
I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT
ive spoken to some trolls who really fetishize human bulges but i havent spoken personally to a human who is obsessed with bulge and also nook as well but im mainly talking about bulge (tags, Human/Troll, bulge and nook, human bulge, dick as one would call it, cock as one would call it, anatomy, #nsfw, alien anatomy, archive rating: M)
there should be sparkles next to me when i talk because im important and beautiful
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST SMOKED A WHOLE BAG OF GHOST PEPPER CRACK, THEY GOT ME IN A STATE OF RIGOR MORTIS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance
1 s33 h3r 1n my not1f1c4t1ons 3v3n st1ll... sh3 mocks m3. https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/d50227f5b02b.png
ME AND TROLL BRUNO MAR$ HAVE A $EN$UAL PA$T BUT NO-ONE EVER WANT$ TO TALK ABOUT THAT. #RIPKING
Every single one of these lowlifes will get what's coming to them. I will take the respect I deserve from the cold, dead claws of those who would deny me it.
THIS IS HORRIBLE. MY DAY IS RUINED. I NEED #LOVEANDSUPPORT.
#eridanwweek i should specify that these prestige and freezing COLD burgers and dogs are only for appropriately designated highblood nobility or anyone wwho wwants to kiss my rings
Human MGK speaks on Troll MGK counterpart - "He's, like, my alter ego's alter ego... I really get him, man. I've got horns too." Troll TGK's response: "I'm going to fucking kill that thing." https://i.postimg.cc/mgf774bN/890AB434-0569-40E8-92DF-8222394C854D.jpg
Yooo loser, get over yourself. He's awesome.
I WilL FighT HatE WitH LovE SorrY It TakeS A LoT To PMO
:33< ive got a tummyache and im being so brave about it guys
Arrived at the destination. What a rundown mess. Corporate isn't doing nearly enough to clean up the planet's eyesores like this.
Getting a hate AND a mediate from the same person on the same post to me reads as a measured middle finger. It's a "fuck you, but also let's not be rash." A mild "fuck you," if you will.
BOOHOO CuNT. DO YOu NEED A TISSuE. FOR YOuR RECTAL ISSuE? SHITTING YOuRSELF CATATONIC? GONNA CRY? GONNA CRY AND SHIT YOuRSELF? AW. TEARS WON’T COME OuT? A BIT OF CHRONIC CRYSTIPATION? BOOHOO! WAH WAH! YOuR FECKLESS. FEMININE WILES. ENDEAR YOu TO FuCKING NOBODY. WHICH YOu ARE. IN FAT. A FuCKING NOBODY. THAT SPELLING BEING DELIBERATE. YOu HuMuNGOus EYEBLIGHT SHE-MANATEE.
JU$T FOUND OUT ABOUT THI$ HUMAN INVENTION "NIPPLE$". $HITDAMN THEY $OUND $O COOL, I WI$H WE HAD THEM. I WANNA GET THE PIERCING$.
take care playin in the wwater surroundin the #eridanwweek island if you aint a seadwweller gl'bgolyb is liable to snatch you by the frond and pull you to the briny deep #psa
↗️WHY DOES YOUR WORDLE LOOK LIKE THIS.↗️
Good morning, all! I hope those of you residing at our campgrounds make use of the hygienic facilities to hose yourselves off prior to the commencement of DAY TWO OF #ERIDANWEEK ! Seriously. Please bathe. Some of you were rotten on your way in, and I do NOT mean your @clownBae concert diapers. The official casualty list will be posted outside between the musical performance roster and the gyro stand. Congratulations. Official counts from last night NOT INCLUDING CROWDHEAL tally in at 142. *Gyro stand currently offering breakfast options.
↗️I HAVE JUST FAILED WORDLE, WHY WAS THIS OFFER POSTED AFTER MY PUBLIC HUMILIATION.↗️ ↘️i will get them next time.↘️
First person to bring their successful #wordle attempt to the gyro stand will receive a FREE breakfast gyro and a LINE-CUTTER FASTPASS to the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP HEADSET PRODUCT COLLAB.
to whoever the fuck shot troll bruno mars count your days have you even heard silk sonic "smokin out the window" its iconic or "leave the door open" cant believe this shit man and while im out clubbin too god dammit pouring one out for bruno
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Lik£, coolscar and I ar£ r£moving our shirts whil£ lik£ #bouncingonit at #£ridanw££k to honour Bruno Mars <3
BRUNO MARS IS DEAAAAAAD #eridanweek #came
gauges itch pussy itches bones itch #itching #nsfw
holy fuck is that troll disney owner and ceo of the disney corporation
NOT ONLY WOULD THAT BE AN UNFATHOMABLE AMOUNT OF EFFORT, BUT IT WOULD ALSO SEVERELY DAMAGE A LOT OF MY RELATIONSHIPS, IF NOT ALL OF THEM. AND IT WOULD ALSO PROBABLY BE IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE SHE'S PROBABLY EVIL AND WAY STRONGER THAN ME IN SOME OF THEM. BUT THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, EVEN IF IT DIDN'T HELP.
bouta play social interaction trainer to learn how to socialize also #directing but ignore that i gotta game
IT MuST BE NICE. TO GO TO PARTIES. AND EVENTS. AND NOT BE CHAINED TO A BEDROOM. ON A SAD AND DEAD PLANET. I CANNOT FuCKING WAIT FOR THIS GAME. TO GET STARTED. EVEN IF uRAEuS WILL LIKELY TRY TO PuLL SOMETHING WHENEVER IT DOES.
this might be the most truthful thing ever said on this fucking platform
OW! The team at #eridanweek has taken me off the roster of performers, but the party doesn't stop there! SHAMONE! I will be hosting my OWN FREE performance outside the venue, so the show must go on! Like this chit and reply if you will be #attending!
gOREGLE, cLOSEST PLACE TO #eRIDANwEEK, tO BUY, oW, tO BUY, eARPLUGS OR, aNY KIND OF, eAR PROTECTION, rEALLY, pREFERABLY, nOT HEADPHONE SINCE, mY HORNS OFTEN MAKE THOSE, dIFFICULT TO WEAR, iN A COMFORTABLE MANNER, pLEASE
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o( DANG.
#imcoming To Eridan Week And Not Just Because Marvus Is There.
#eridanwweek come to my booth and ill let you step on me free a charge im that dowwn bad and desperate at this point
[[ For once, going to start with a character intro! Dee is an Alpha Dave from a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. Still the director of the sbahj films, and fresh out of rehab. Themes of OCD will be prevalent, as will addiction, general existentialism, and questionable parenting. Also shitposts, because I can't be serious 24/7 lmao. heres this guy. take him :)! ]]
Sour grape talk.