

DiStri
@efflorescentHeliophile
Party only stops if you let it. Knight, Prince, Heartbound. he/she/it. I will be substance and hornyposting. Don't like, don't read. DMs open for both business and pleasure.

'Kay. So. Pinned for posterity. Hi. I'm Dirk. One of a million, I know. Certified partyslut and substance lover. I'd never abuse cocaine. She deserves better. I will be talking about drugs, obviously. And sex. Shocker. And I guess mental health issues, too, potentially including self-harm. Kink, some of which get pretty extreme and involve drugs or violence. Yada yada. You get the jist. If that ain't your shit, block me. Or don't, but don't blame me if you see my posts and don't like it. Capiche? Oh. And if you want me to lay off something, just say it. #nsfw #nsfwe #substance #cw-self-harm #mentalhealth ? #intro

I should plan my next “making guppy scared of video games” session, too.

I wish he’d just show up and make it hurt, to be honest. #nsfw #nsfwe

Some of you have no respect for pitchflirting via calling somebody out for checking your account regularly.

I really do appreciate the one ad that’s just a Rick roll.

Maybe I should vaguechit about him and find out if he’s still watching my account.

Hmmm. Do I freak post now? Or later?

Okay. Fuck. Break week. Did I miss anything important?

I can and should be making out sloppy with men. Instead, I am being employed. And that fucking sucks.

Well I was thinking of bugging him for attention and maybe freak shit but now I’m kinda too unsettled for that. #suggestive

God. Okay. Well. I feel better now. Ish.

I am the last person a baby should be interacting with, actually.

Clever post goes here.

The feed sure…is. #dashwatching

How long has it been since I freakposted? When are freakposting hours. I need to remind people that I’m awful.

Okay, fess up. Which one of you chucklefucks let Yaldabaoth take your phone?

I wonder if I should do an ask box.

My goddamn hip just popped. Am I getting old?

Chittr. What should I do with the rest of my night?

I have never in my life been more okay with ads on something. This is beautiful.

People should name their weapons after memes.






