

DiStri
@efflorescentHeliophile
Party only stops if you let it. Knight, Prince, Heartbound. he/she/it. I will be substance and hornyposting. Don't like, don't read. DMs open for both business and pleasure.

'Kay. So. Pinned for posterity. Hi. I'm Dirk. One of a million, I know. Certified partyslut and substance lover. I'd never abuse cocaine. She deserves better. I will be talking about drugs, obviously. And sex. Shocker. And I guess mental health issues, too, potentially including self-harm. Kink, some of which get pretty extreme and involve drugs or violence. Yada yada. You get the jist. If that ain't your shit, block me. Or don't, but don't blame me if you see my posts and don't like it. Capiche? Oh. And if you want me to lay off something, just say it. #nsfw #nsfwe #substance #cw-self-harm #mentalhealth ? #intro

Leon S. Kennedy Resident Evil could fix me.

I hope he likes Resident Evil. #vaguepost

Ah, if only I had it in me to hornypost. Oh well. Sounds like a problem for everybody else. #nsfw?ish.

… I feel like some of you are a little too unaccustomed to the internet. #dashwatching

Fuck it, walkies. This post reminded me I should invest in a muzzle. This is a fashion thing.

You ever just have a moment of realization that makes you think “damn, I should do something about that”? Yeah. That’s me. I just had that.

Bingo night ended before my last client left. This is so fucked up.

Titties. #nsfw because I’m thinking about biting them again.

My last client wound up taking longer than I expected… I’m only just getting into bed.

It's up another half-inch already...? That's almost five in the last two years.

Emergency surgery complete. I wanna know what those two dorks are up to. #fightnight

Merry emergency fucking surgery I guess. #fightnight

You know, normally incapacitation doesn't involve ripping off someone's flesh and blood leg here. #violence #gore #fightnight

One of these fights is not like the other. #FightNight

He's honestly not holding up too badly despite being out of his depth. And on the flipside, pretty sure Zabrak and Dirk are just feeling each other out right now. #fightnight

He's so not used to fighting like this and I can smell it on him. #fightnight

Babysitting a Kankri fighting @soulfulGallant while we're here. #fightnight

@timaeusTestified and @abjectDetermination are fighting with powers. This is going to be a beautiful shitshow. #fightnight

Who gave me Chittr gold.

Another platform, another instance of me failing to pretend I’m not more than a whore who jacks off all the time. #nsfw











