

DiStri
@efflorescentHeliophile
Party only stops if you let it. Knight, Prince, Heartbound. he/she/it. I will be substance and hornyposting. Don't like, don't read. DMs open for both business and pleasure.

'Kay. So. Pinned for posterity. Hi. I'm Dirk. One of a million, I know. Certified partyslut and substance lover. I'd never abuse cocaine. She deserves better. I will be talking about drugs, obviously. And sex. Shocker. And I guess mental health issues, too, potentially including self-harm. Kink, some of which get pretty extreme and involve drugs or violence. Yada yada. You get the jist. If that ain't your shit, block me. Or don't, but don't blame me if you see my posts and don't like it. Capiche? Oh. And if you want me to lay off something, just say it. #nsfw #nsfwe #substance #cw-self-harm #mentalhealth ? #intro

Maybe the universe is kind after all.

Fuck. As the icing on the shit cake of the last week, I missed fight night.

“Who want me” the guy in my bed right now, why are all of you guys not okay?

What on earth did I walk in on?

Next motherfucker to have a medical emergency at my doorstep on a Thursday is getting kicked in the teeth.

Fuck. Finally able to get ready to go to #fightnight.

get hype losers its 11.5 hours til #fightnight 2.0 opens 1ts doors and we wanna sea the B-EST fighters show up ok dont miss out

What kind of dessert should I get...

Fight Night Fight Night - - - - - - - - > Thur2day night #FightNight 2.0: Th3 R3fight3ning Fight Night Fight

2h3 bibbity on my bobbity until I boo

If you ever think “DiStri, I only see you post about eating the same three things,” congrats. You noticed that I’m autistic.

Time for momma to take a forever shower and jack off before having shitty Chinese-Alternian fusion. #nsfw

Ahem. Taps the mic. Leans in. Gender is a fuck. Do what you want. I am a man and a woman and some secret third thing. I am also the guy your mom thirsts after at three in the morning while you aren’t looking. Thank you. That is all.

Men.

Hiii, Roro.~

That reminds me. I never did get around to requesting the sword saint badge. Oops.

I should re-extend my “discounted healthcare and prosthetics at #fightnight” offer. Not to the hosts. I still gotta be shady, I have a reputation to maintain.

I miss throwing hands.

I come back to find my notifications full of fight night and Zab is posting again? Not bad. Not bad. Maybe I’ll do something other than staring at a fictional man’s ass.

I should plan my next “making guppy scared of video games” session, too.











