chittr
DiStri's banner
Avatar

DiStri

Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.

@efflorescentHeliophile

Party only stops if you let it. Knight, Prince, Heartbound. he/she/it. I will be substance and hornyposting. Don't like, don't read. DMs open for both business and pleasure.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 5756Kull Score: 641541 followers18 following
PINNED CHITT
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

'Kay. So. Pinned for posterity. Hi. I'm Dirk. One of a million, I know. Certified partyslut and substance lover. I'd never abuse cocaine. She deserves better. I will be talking about drugs, obviously. And sex. Shocker. And I guess mental health issues, too, potentially including self-harm. Kink, some of which get pretty extreme and involve drugs or violence. Yada yada. You get the jist. If that ain't your shit, block me. Or don't, but don't blame me if you see my posts and don't like it. Capiche? Oh. And if you want me to lay off something, just say it. #nsfw #nsfwe #substance #cw-self-harm #mentalhealth ? #intro

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I should plan my next “making guppy scared of video games” session, too.

Kult: +15
Kull: +20
Total: 35
Ratio: 0.75
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@rebarbativeTearaway[RT]

Z. nothing zcarez me. .Z

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Uhhuh. And that’s why you made that sound last time you watched.

Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@rebarbativeTearaway[RT]

Z. wwhat zound i do not vvocalize during your gaming zezzionz for it borez me .Z

Kull: +7
Total: 7
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I wish he’d just show up and make it hurt, to be honest. #nsfw #nsfwe

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

This makes me sound more mentally ill than kinky but honestly I cannot be assed. I’m just poking with a stick to see if he’ll message me.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Some of you have no respect for pitchflirting via calling somebody out for checking your account regularly.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I really do appreciate the one ad that’s just a Rick roll.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Maybe I should vaguechit about him and find out if he’s still watching my account.

Kult: +4
Kull: +5
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.80
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Hmmm. Do I freak post now? Or later?

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ It's always a good time to freakpost tbh #sonow #illsupportueitherway #freaksolidarity

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Good point.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Okay. Fuck. Break week. Did I miss anything important?

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I can and should be making out sloppy with men. Instead, I am being employed. And that fucking sucks.

Kult: +30
Kull: +15
Total: 45
Ratio: 2.00
Avatar
The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈
This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.
@cryhoundColortura[CC]

the only thing left to 8reak is our chains

Kult: +10
Total: 10
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Yes those are the only options. No, I’m not being dramatic. Trust me. I’m a doctor. I never lie.

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

God. So true, yaoi fairy. So true.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Well I was thinking of bugging him for attention and maybe freak shit but now I’m kinda too unsettled for that. #suggestive

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Maybe I’ll just be pathetic and talk about Resident Evil at him instead.

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

God. Okay. Well. I feel better now. Ish.

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I am the last person a baby should be interacting with, actually.

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Even if that baby is technically me.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

i kow you how i kow myslef

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Well, yes, but also no.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Clever post goes here.

Kult: +50
Kull: +35
Total: 85
Ratio: 1.43

i prety clevr

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

… I *really* don’t know how I feel about you.

got beef w m?

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Kid, I… *am* you, squared.

put the glase s on me

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

No.

bummr losr

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

The feed sure…is. #dashwatching

Kult: +12
Total: 12
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

How long has it been since I freakposted? When are freakposting hours. I need to remind people that I’m awful.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Okay, fess up. Which one of you chucklefucks let Yaldabaoth take your phone?

Kult: +17
Kull: +20
Total: 37
Ratio: 0.85
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
Unverified
A user of ambiguous repute.
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
Reverified
A user of reestablished repute.
Antiverified
A user of undeniable disrepute.
@ventricularTachycardia[VT]

fuuuck dude he bummed me for it.

Avatar
Boundless Potential
There's a wellspring of greatness ahead. This user will find it.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Observed.
This user is being watched.
@neonAllnight[NA]

Kris

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

The denizen you get for being one of the best fighters out there…and you… …Chittr users are something else.

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I wonder if I should do an ask box.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

My goddamn hip just popped. Am I getting old?

Kult: +2
Total: 2
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Chittr. What should I do with the rest of my night?

Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I have never in my life been more okay with ads on something. This is beautiful.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
Avatar
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Clicker Frenzy
This user is chronically online in a unique way.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ truly the most beautiful majestix ads to ever ad

Kult: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

People should name their weapons after memes.

Kull: +5
Total: 5