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@efflorescentHeliophile

Party only stops if you let it. he/she/it. I will be substance and hornyposting. Don't like, don't read. Back button is right there.

Blood: AnonymousAge: 27 years12.6 sweepsKult Score: 1779Kull Score: 187321 followers 14 following

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

'Kay. So. Pinned for posterity. Hi. I'm Dirk. One of a million, I know. Certified partyslut and substance lover. I'd never abuse cocaine. She deserves better. I will be talking about drugs, obviously. And sex. Shocker. And I guess mental health issues, too, potentially including self-harm. Kink, some of which get pretty extreme and involve drugs or violence. Yada yada. You get the jist. If that ain't your shit, block me. Or don't, but don't blame me if you see my posts and don't like it. Capiche? Oh. And if you want me to lay off something, just say it. #nsfw #nsfwe #substance #cw-self-harm #mentalhealth ? #intro

#intro #nsfw #cw-self-harm #mentalhealth #nsfwe #substance

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

... He already threatened to fuck me all night. Before I knew what he was. Oh no. Uh. #nsfw

Kult: +45

Kull: +20

Total: 65

Ratio: 2.25

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

It was nice knowing you guys.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Dirxy (Dirkroxysprite^2)

@tutelaryGoliard[TG]

rest in peace dearest distri. the dick was 2 good. </3

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Total: 5

@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>o7 gogspeed soldier

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@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

good fucking luck

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I knew it was going to be big but this is just fucking obscene. #nsfw

Kult: +20

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Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

If y'all never hear from me again, just know I died a just death choking on bulge. #nsfw

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Dirxy (Dirkroxysprite^2)

@tutelaryGoliard[TG]

what better way is there to die rlly. prayin' for ur survival all the same tho lolmao.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I don't know how much longer he's gonna let me keep chitting.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>shame all i can do rn is hear about it, all cozy in my restslab

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I'm sure you'll have your chance.

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@transfiniteAugmentation[TA]

Until I snatched those shades right off your face. But you can keep live blogging how I'm ruining you to the masses. #suggestive

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

TURN OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER IN YOUR PAN YOU WHORE

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Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

have fun

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Y'all, momma is *not* gonna be walking tomorrow. #suggestive

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Oh my fucking god.

Kult: +60

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Total: 110

Ratio: 1.20

@archerCaelestis[AC]

isn't it amazing? life, now possible to produce by androids.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

... Huh?

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@archerCaelestis[AC]

wait, that's not what you were shocked at? oh, my apologies.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I had no idea about that.

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@archerCaelestis[AC]

i have one of the posts related to the breakthrough rechitted on my profile, to make it easier to find.

@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>what's on your pan?

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Girl, he's awful. He's actually the worst.

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@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>Aw, no good?

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

No, worse than that. We're talking <3< I need him dead style he's awful. I know why he's so fucking confident. He can back that shit up.

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@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>Ohhh fuck yea, get it!!

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

You know, sometimes I'm glad I'm kinda short. This is one of those times.

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Ratio: 1.22

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

@cyberneticCorporat He's over a foot taller than me, by the way.

@cyberneticCorporat

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@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>Rick?

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Mhm.

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@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>How tall are you choom?

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Five foot four inches. According to my shades, he's six foot eight inches.

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@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>Ha, shorty. Last I checked, I stood at a good six feet three inches, not including horns

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

y0u are z1ight1y ta11er than me.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Like I said, I'm kinda short. But the good news is, I'm into this type of thing.

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Total: 10

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@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>That's great news

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Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

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gloomliebe

a lovely thinng you are

@abjectDetermination[AD]

Thank2 to 3v3ryon3 for pulling up to #BoomNight I had fun

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Ratio: 4.50

@wurtheringRhexis[WR]

Excited foRx tomoRxRxow. ᝰ

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@chrysophilistCataclysm[CC]

manot pull up tmrw but i had S)(-ELLA fun tonite 38D!!

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Now it's time to get laid. #nsfw

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Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

♤Love Lockehart♡

@goldenAlchemist[GA]

God speed. ♥︎

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@transfiniteAugmentation[TA]

@abjectDetermination knows how to throw a fucking party. I'm pulling up to his events if and when he does more. I was launched out of a trebuchet tonight. 10/10

@abjectDetermination

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Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

i am kind 0f zad that i waz unab1e t0 attend th0ugh what i waz d0ing waz w0rth it

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@transfiniteAugmentation[TA]

There could be a next time. With more trebuchets, even.

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

true... it might be fun t0 engineer 0ne 0ut 0f zcrap

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@transfiniteAugmentation[TA]

I approve this idea.

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

@abjectDetermination thank you so fucking much that shit ruled.

@abjectDetermination

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Total: 10

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Absolutely will be attending another one of @abjectDetermination's events. That fucked.

@abjectDetermination

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Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

i wi11 try t0 g0 next time.

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Dirxy (Dirkroxysprite^2)

@tutelaryGoliard[TG]

pizza bagels are mankind's greatest invention. send chitt.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Mmm, missiles.

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Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

@chitinousTraveler[CT]

-------------------------- no.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

... Fym no.

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@chitinousTraveler[CT]

-------------------------- no missiles.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Oh, buddy. It's way too late for that.

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@chitinousTraveler[CT]

-------------------------- i knoW.

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

I really want to get hit by the missiles (plural).

Kult: +17

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Total: 24

Ratio: 2.43

@chitinousTraveler[CT]

-------------------------- yoU do not.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Bulge. #nsfw

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Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@turntechStrider[TS]

hell yeah brother gotta love that troll bulge

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I think I will be able to move soon.... Probably... Weed got me downed like a pawn in RImworld. #substance

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

"Fuck you" bitch you've been threatening to since last night. #nsfw

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Ratio: 1.80

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

they zh0u1d f0110w thr0ugh

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

He betterrrr. He promised me a good time.

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Total: 5

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

g00d 1uck

@transfiniteAugmentation[TA]

So impatient. It's cute.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Nuh.

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Ohhh yeah baby. I'm in the perfect state for taking advantage of. My limbs feel so fuckin' heavy. #substance #nsfwe

#nsfwe #substance

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Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

me when i have drained a11 0f my pzi0nic energy

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Oooh, I'm gonna be sore as fuck. Consequences of launching myself through a wall and a couple other things via trebuchet.

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@transfiniteAugmentation[TA]

I'm at #BoomNight getting wasted, watching people blow up and looking at a pretty view. Life's good. #substances

#boomnight #substances

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