@efflorescentHeliophile — #nsfw
Alright. Daddy's going back to being busy. My bad for distracting him from the liveblog of wrecking me. I'm sure he'll replay that shit in his pan and chitt like he's liveblogging it anyways, just for y'all. #nsfw
... He already threatened to fuck me all night. Before I knew what he was. Oh no. Uh. #nsfw
I knew it was going to be big but this is just fucking obscene. #nsfw
"Fuck you" bitch you've been threatening to since last night. #nsfw
Nothing makes me motivated to give a man head like him buying me the exact food I'm craving. #nsfw
Honestly, just treat me like I'm a rabid animal. And then fuck me with no regard for my pleasure. #nsfw #nsfwe?
I could be riding bulge right now. #nsfw
He better make good on the promise of a muzzle. #nsfw
Ugh. Okay. Game plan. I jack off. I stretch. I fiddle with the other stuff I have planned. I think about ditching my job for a party. #nsfw
It's so fucking unfair that I don't have someone pinning me to my workbench right now. #nsfw
Fuuuck. I'd love to have a hot guy come interrupt me while I work to stick his hand in my pants and tell me to keep working while he fingerfucks me. #nsfw
I want to be entirely transparent. If I build a robohand like this, I am absolutely going to use it for unethical purposes. (Read: getting freaky in the club.) #nsfw
I could give myself a robohand just to automate jacking off, actually. #nsfw
I was suppost to post about jacking off and shit and now I'm posting about cow hoof care instead. #nsfw but not in the way you think.
My dick has taken me places I would not go with a gun. #nsfw
"She's a whore." She's an engineer that could kill you fifty-seven ways with a wrench. *And* she's a whore. Get it right. #nsfw
Where are the tits and why are they not in my face. #nsfw
'Kay. So. Pinned for posterity. Hi. I'm Dirk. One of a million, I know. Certified partyslut and substance lover. I'd never abuse cocaine. She deserves better. I will be talking about drugs, obviously. And sex. Shocker. And I guess mental health issues, too, potentially including self-harm. Kink, some of which get pretty extreme and involve drugs or violence. Yada yada. You get the jist. If that ain't your shit, block me. Or don't, but don't blame me if you see my posts and don't like it. Capiche? Oh. And if you want me to lay off something, just say it. #nsfw #nsfwe #substance #cw-self-harm #...Read more
Telling myself I won't be lazing around and jacking off in the shower for three hours again just because I'm vaguely uncomfortable. #nsfw