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@turntechGoddouche

sup shoutout to kars matesprit

Blood: RustKult Score: 609Kull Score: 83118 followers 23 following

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

im going to kill this guy

Kult: +19

Kull: +11

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.73

@destinysEyes[DE]

Weal.

@turntechGoddouche[TG]

separating from the hive mind

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I wish you luck.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

thank you

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Chronic Catturbater

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < @turntechgodhead:00 < 1120 has red33med 10 kitty points and requested this :33 < this is of @carcinologygenarch and @commandergenes smooching :00 < nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0943a6e4b1ec.png

@carcinologyGenarch @commanderGenes

Kult: +45

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Total: 70

Ratio: 1.80

@turntechGoddouche[TG]

oh my god hahahaha this is so good thank you

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Chronic Catturbater

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < of course!! mewr welcome dave!

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KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

GO FUCK YOURSELF DAVE.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

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Chronic Catturbater

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < i just realized i furrgot mewr tail!! :33 < sorry!!

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KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

ITS OKAY.

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Total: 10

@turntechGoddouche[TG]

successful ragebait

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

#violentdavefriday

#violentdavefriday

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

Chronic Catturbater

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points!!! :33 < efurryday should be violentdaveday!!

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

oh sick im at 18 now does that mean i can reedem

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Chronic Catturbater

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < mew can red33m 10 kitty points and request a shittu mspaint drawing of mewr choice furrom me!! :33 < just dm me what mew want and when i get to it i'll post it and tag mew!

@turntechGravehead[TG]

#violentdavefriday

#violentdavefriday

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

clocking any 4’9 hoes i see today in the face #directed

Kult: +10

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Ratio: 0.48

@cleanAnomaly[CA]

Phewf...4'10, safe~

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Ratio: 2.50

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@confusedDemolitionist[CD]

Never bet on human perception of height! An inch above 3ft isn't visibly different! Us 4'10" folk gotta stay vigilant!

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

i was too nice yesterday. today i am violent

Kult: +32

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Total: 54

Ratio: 1.45

@daveStrider[DS]

lets been violent dave friday

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@undyingDescendent[UD]

AS YOU SHOULD. —EMBER💥

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

hell yeah violent dave friday spread the word

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@daveStrider[DS]

can my phone quit autocorrecting shit too like lmao

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

why the fuck does everything stink to high hell im regretting getting a sense of smell installed

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

here is the portrait i crafted earlier. was feelin some inspiration, might make more @carcinologygenarch @commandergenes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eda6d89da4ad.jpg

@carcinologyGenarch @commanderGenes

Kult: +32

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Ratio: 1.60

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

@controversialMilk[CM]

>> ¡ડ that Karkat ho1d¡ng another Karkat

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

yeah they are really weird

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Barak Trollbama

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@barackObama[BO]

Artful as always.

Kult: +5

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

holy shit trollbama

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

i am genuinely a surgeon. who need somethin done. hit me up

Kult: +30

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Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

If you're a surgeon, and I'm a surgeon, who's flying the plane?

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

oh shit its going down

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Ah, fuck. It was nice knowing you.

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

same here. i just wish i told my wife i loved her one last time...

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

We both should've...

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

the patient is not waking up

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

round two of the surgery i got a nurse this time

@turntechGoddouche[TG]

anyone got a diagram on cherub anatomy or some shit google aint givin me the right stuff. time sensitive

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Ratio: 1.70

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Master Apotheculler

knowledge-holder of all 8otanical possi8ilities

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

human 8ut green ??

@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

just a ken doll down there

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

im about to botch the fuck out of this girls top surgery

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Ratio: 0.41

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@tipsyGnostalgia[TG]

?????

@turntechGoddouche[TG]

about to perform surgery wish me luck

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Ratio: 1.70

@packageHandler[PH]

don't beCome a murderer!

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

ill try. typin this over the patient lol

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@turntechGodzilla[TG]

i couldve taken a photo but yknow what no have my artistic rendition instead wtf is he doing man https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/cant%20eat%20that.png

Kult: +30

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Total: 35

Ratio: 6.00

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < impurrtant kitty business

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

how do i get a lil badge i feel left out

Kult: +69

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Total: 129

Ratio: 1.15

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

((genuine answer; if you want to be verified, you can dm a mod and ask nicely! the custom ones, apparently you can message them and like...defend your case as to WHY you deserve a fun one??))

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

ok i did not say taken out

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@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

my bad, sorry r u really whining on chittr abt fomo of all things

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

((is it the same for the customs? lol))

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

who shit in your cereal bro

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@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

sorry i see weakness and it activates like prey drive in me or something and i turn evil

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

i know a dude way weaker than me if youd like someone to harass

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@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

nah i dont do free harassment on-request, its more a case-by-case if i see it and it looks fun kinda thing have fun with your weak dude tho

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

damn.

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

(OOC) 1 day ago

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The Ultimate Knight

your time is almost out

[[Yep! Have a title for it, description, and ofc the img of it. The dimensions are 32px by 32px]]

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

what the fuck is hate bot and why did it hate my post

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Ratio: 0.95

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

thank you for saying so it really means a lot to me. i think i will print out a photo of this response and frame it

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KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

UH-HUH. BE SURE TO SHOW ME WHEN YOU DO SO.

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

of course man i will hang it up right next to the picture i got of … nvm

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KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

PICTURE OF WHAT. THE PICTURE OF WHAT, DAVE.

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

no nvm dont worry about it

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KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

I'M WORRYING ABOUT IT.

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

well stop worrying oooo youre forgetting ooooo waving my hands around like a fucking witch doctor oooo

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KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

UH-HUH. SURE.

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

lets be real man i think you know what pic i mean

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KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

I THINK I DO AND I HATE IT.

@turntechGoddouche[TG]

dropping an absolute bomb of a portrait later stay tuned

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Total: 5

@turntechGoddouche[TG]

why the hell is everyone on this site so horny

Kult: +65

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Total: 105

Ratio: 1.63

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aspect of gloom

annd it light up the nnight, uponn the darkest hour

gloomliebe

a lovely thinng you are

chittr's silliest troll

go gloomy go

transgender

love yourself

dane.

dane.

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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

trolls have hornns

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@carcinoVantas[CV]

TAKE ONE LOOK AT WHATS ON MY HEAD

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

your horns are so small i dont think they count

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@carcinoVantas[CV]

FUCK YOUUUU THEY COUNT

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

dude if troll horns make yall horny then you might as well be celibate

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Ratio: 1.00

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@carcinoVantas[CV]

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

someones insecure i think

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

its ok not size isnt everything

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