D Strider
@turntechGoddouche
sup. im (yet another) dave strider. crazy i know hatemaxxing on @carcinologyGenarch
@imjunior could i please get the trans badge for bein trans cuz its pride month
Congratulations.
Birds of a feather.
In which direction? Should we be changing our pronouns for you, or reaffirming those we've been using?
Forgive me if this is insensitive but that level of self reflection so young seems incompatible with the obstinance with which you've insisted your heterosexuality.
bro was fine with me being a guy so long as i wasnt a pansy. he didnt like women anyway so i think he was glad for it
What a progressive form of homophobia. He should get a Stonewall Foundation Vision award.
ow
Aw.
I see you shared in my joy over having found the treasure chest. I take it then you have at last renounced your homophobic ways?
ok can yall at least pretend to be surprised about this
trauma isnt real thats a scam made up by big pharma to sell more therapy
The saddest part is I can't tell if you're doing this consciously to distract from talking about your trauma or if you genuinely still think you had a healthy childhood that didn't affect you in any way.
I'll drop it then. I'm glad you're making this step I know the proverbial spray bottle can be hard to face off against even when it is no longer present but believe me that it is worth it.
WOAH. WOW. I DIDNT KNOW THIS. WOWIE.
i might. be a little bi curious
cute!
I'm glad y⚣u're expl⚣ring this! Pr⚣ud ⚣f y⚣u ^3^
oNlY A LiL? dId yOu wAnNa lIkE TrY AgAiN? (O:
mMm i tHiNk yOu sHoUlD AsK Me sInCe yOu lIkE WaNnA. (O:
wElL, yOu gOn lIkE AsK? mR. mOtHeRfUcKiN Bi-cUiOuS (o:
sUrE, cAn eVeN LiKe mAkE OuT A LiL (o:
if homosexuality is a sin i might be cooked
nobody talk to me i have to go . think.
You do that kind of thing?
Are you good?
it. its not gay if its with an alien right. right . someone {r} #suggestive {r}
you just gotta accept it my man. its okay to be gay or whatever
DAVE.. I’M SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT IF THE ALIEN SEES THEMSELVES AS MALE.. THEN YOUR GAY.
Was it with s⚣me⚣ne str⚣ng and hands⚣me~?
daily affirmations: you are straight you are not gay you are super tall you are better looking than dirk
Dave, dude. You didn’t need to come back here and apologize. I was kinda pushing it too. I can admit to that. Just don’t go teasingly threatening to hurt my Jake. I’ve already done plenty enough of that sort of damage to him previously before we even got out of the game and I don’t want to do to him.
yeah fine alright ill give your jake the one and only jake hate train pass
Thanks Dave. And all-in-all it really doesn’t matter if you’re bi curious, gay, straight, or against the whole idea all together. At the end of the day you’re still Dave. I guess I shouldn’t have teased as hard as I did. Sorry little dude.
Well glad it helped in some way. If you ever decide you want to talk about it, i’m here.
worst possible of mine chitt for troll obama to see why cant i delete chitts holy shit
im so panicked i cant even talk right wow
It just leaves me with a lot of questions.
the woke mob is trying to spin my story left im just trying to make sure everyone knows im not left at all. cuz im straight
LMAO. Yeah alright, sure.
And you're heterosexual? I'd just like to get that clear before I make a Chitt about you later.
Oh, okay. Statement retracted. You can be bisexual, that's perfectly fine.
Oh okay great. One moment.
i dont need a man to kiss me to “prove im gay” i do kiss men thats /why/ i know im not gay . send chitt. send. send the ch
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That is the straightest shit I've ever heard in my entire life.
I'm going to assume either that this is entirely ironic or that the punchline involves bisexuality as separate from homosexuality because if you genuinely think you aren't sexually attracted to men then that's just sad.
im going to kill him
why am i being referred to as "the homophobic dave" now this isnt cool i have a personality beyond my internalized homophobia why dont people call me "the totally cool dave" or something
ive ruminated on it for about two hours and why not
dAmN MoThErFuCkEr tWo hOuRs? YoU WaNt tOnGuE ToO? wHaTeVeR We'lL LiKe fIgUrE It oUt.
yOu nEeD AnOtHeR LiKe tWo hOuRs?
bRoThA I'M NoT TrYiN To lIkE SuCk yEr bUlGe oR NoThIn?
sO YoU GoNnA LiKe nOoK Up tO PuCkEr uP Or?
Decided that I'm gonna be evil today, actually.
IF YOUR EVIL.. DOES THAT MEAN...
evil gang 😈
My lowblood flattener, please.
>:)
OF COURSE HEIR CASPER
If I AskEd yOU nIcEly tO nOt bE EvIl wOUld yOU nOt bE EvIl-pOstEr cAspEr?
Aw-- Well, maybe..
:) thAnk yOU nOn-EvIl-pOstEr cAspEr
the brits are invading im shaking
Don't let them in.
dni british people dni homos dni homosexual british people
oi!!! >:U rather targeted, don't yoU think? ÙmÚ
>> What ¡ડ the ¡ડડue w¡th gay peop1e Why
>> What'd we do to garner th¡ડ ¡re
>> Y'know ¡f you don't want other men to k¡ડડ you You can ડ¡mp1y not part¡c¡pate And go k¡ડડ women who want to k¡ડડ you ¡nડtead Or k¡ડડ no one Many opt¡onડ
D⚣n't w⚣rry fr⚣m what I've n⚣ticed Dave's usually have s⚣me f⚣rm ⚣f self l⚣athing! This ⚣ne's pr⚣bably just manifested as h⚣m⚣ph⚣bia -3-
no i mean i dont like it when men kiss other men
Y⚣u're kinda greedy f⚣r that but I can respect it
hes in my fucking replies again oh gog im gonna throw up i cant
holy shit i hate that fucking british boy im sweating with discomfort
Gosh... have i dont something to offend you? Because if that were the case it most certainly wasnt my intention! Unless there is a second and more offensive british boy roaming the premises.
okay gay people arent real thats a scam by big pharma to spend less money making birth control
>> What am ¡...
>> Damn what were you gonna ડay to me?? ? 1fnaowhwkw jeguડ hahaha ^ ^;;
Unfortunately i have met several gay people, myself included, and they appear to be doing quite well independently of pharmaceutical funding.
jack british get the fuck outta my replies oh my god im gonna be sick
>> ¡ can ડecond that 1o1
B33< mfw im gay and am fury tempted to use birth cawntrol anyaway to get out of purriods occawsionyally
im homophobic and i hate gay people
>> Why wou1d you do that
On pride month, no less? Tsk, tsk.
Y⚣u're s⚣ transparent it's alm⚣st funny 030