D Strider
@turntechGoddouche
sup. im (yet another) dave strider. crazy i know hatemaxxing on @carcinologyGenarch
@imjunior could i please get the trans badge for bein trans cuz its pride month
In which direction? Should we be changing our pronouns for you, or reaffirming those we've been using?
Forgive me if this is insensitive but that level of self reflection so young seems incompatible with the obstinance with which you've insisted your heterosexuality.
bro was fine with me being a guy so long as i wasnt a pansy. he didnt like women anyway so i think he was glad for it
What a progressive form of homophobia. He should get a Stonewall Foundation Vision award.
I DEADASS NEED SOMEONE TO BE BULGE DEEP IN ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW. I NEEEEEED TO BE BRED. HOOOOLY SHIT.
gross
OKAY MAN. YOU CAN JUST. NOT LOOK AT MY FREAKPOSTS, YKNOW?
MY FREAKINESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
I NEED TO MAUL THE FUCK OUT OF HIM IN A SEXY WAY.
if you must
daily affirmations: you are straight you are not gay you are super tall you are better looking than dirk
Dave, dude. You didn’t need to come back here and apologize. I was kinda pushing it too. I can admit to that. Just don’t go teasingly threatening to hurt my Jake. I’ve already done plenty enough of that sort of damage to him previously before we even got out of the game and I don’t want to do to him.
yeah fine alright ill give your jake the one and only jake hate train pass
Thanks Dave. And all-in-all it really doesn’t matter if you’re bi curious, gay, straight, or against the whole idea all together. At the end of the day you’re still Dave. I guess I shouldn’t have teased as hard as I did. Sorry little dude.
Well glad it helped in some way. If you ever decide you want to talk about it, i’m here.
i might. be a little bi curious
oNlY A LiL? dId yOu wAnNa lIkE TrY AgAiN? (O:
mMm i tHiNk yOu sHoUlD AsK Me sInCe yOu lIkE WaNnA. (O:
wElL, yOu gOn lIkE AsK? mR. mOtHeRfUcKiN Bi-cUiOuS (o:
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I see you shared in my joy over having found the treasure chest. I take it then you have at last renounced your homophobic ways?