Dave Strider
@turntechStrider
ooc: fictive and a time god ic: the time god himself red with @carcinoVantas pale with @commanderGenes
==> Dave Strider - Pinned Post this account may contain the following: nsfw, nsfwe, substance, gore •၊၊ll၊l။ll၊၊ll၊၊၊ll၊ll။၊l။• boundaries incest: hell the fuck no selfcest: yes. hell yes. HELL FUCKING YES NSFW RP: yes kinks: ask •၊၊ll၊l။ll၊၊ll၊၊၊ll၊ll။၊l။• info sexuality: homosexual height: 6'0 weight: 140 lbs weightclass: middleweight •၊၊ll၊l။ll၊၊ll၊၊၊ll၊ll။၊l။• lore this dave is from a timeline where the troll session ended with the path to the reward being destroyed. the human session went about the same as canon. murderstuck almost happened, but karkat was there to prevent gamzee's spree. all while eridan was calmed by kanaya. meteorstuck went the same aswell but with all the trolls actually alive. eventually, there was a collision with the beta session and alpha session, merging the two sessions into one. the merged session went fairly well and in the end, everyone got to the ultimate reward. here in earth c, him and karkat live together in the troll kingdom in a good home where the two can be happy •၊၊ll၊l။ll၊၊ll၊၊၊ll၊ll။၊l။• note while dave and karkat are in a committed relationship, theyre both fine with each other engaging in sexual activity outside of it i also go by turntechStrider on pesterchum https://i.ibb.co/ZzpNxvg3/sketch-1777682780783.png ⇆ㅤ ㅤ◁ㅤ ❚❚ ㅤ▷ ㅤㅤ↻
i keep thinking about yesterday night twas a good night B]
hi morning im awake now
escaped
theres a dramatic drunk vantas lying down on my lap rn and its not a karkat how the hell did he let himself get drunk for the second time this week i am stuck like this with him #substance
being in trickster mode wasnt all that bad actually i have a moirail now
From my experience. Never again.
fucking hell i dont think i wanna be in trickster mode again jegus christ that was intense...
what the hell happened and what is trickster mode is that what they call being high in your time
its.. its... i dont know how to explain it to a guy many years in the past... but its kinda like being high. its like being on weed but youre happy and excited the whole fucking time and have an obsession with quadrants i think i dunno i do remember letting out my gog damn pale feelings for this one guy thats for sure and what happened was everything going insane #substance
damn theres a lot of versions of the same hot fucshia appearing #dashwatching
GREAT NEWS ON THE #MPREG FRONT! Or bad news, depending which side you're on.
OH FUCK YES
Finally, Good News. #wholesome
what does preggo mean, dad
What’s a dad.
Kidding! Human spawning season.
interesting, do humans hatch out of the preggs (preggo eggs) or is it some sort of cloning procedure?
They hatch out of the human. The human is the preggs.
okay so humans are preggs, but then how do the striders fit into this, is daeve egg?
That is the goal.
interesting..
i hope hes okay....
meh????
dude im worried about a guy i care about and your only response is meh?
thats more concerning
what does it mean i dont know what the everything react means aufjdjfbhf https://i.ibb.co/cSb7JS2Z/Screenshot-20260611-142424-Chrome.jpg
new life motto: keep calm and ragebait everyone
FOR THE RECORD: I STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH THE DAVES IN THIS BATTLE.
WELL DUH. I'M MATESPRITS WITH A DAVE. THAT AND LIKE. IT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP FOR THAT JANE TO JUST WANT TO DESTROY THE STRIDER POPULATION BECAUSE OF THEIR HOUR LONG TAKE OVER YESTERDAY.
i did not expect you to take my response so literally i was moreso calling you gay as a funny joke but that's fair enough. haha. happy pride month karkat! sorry about your dave... situation?
On the side of Daves vs @condesceVessel, I'm on the side of Dave.
i think this is something jane needs for her strider destruction attempts https://i.ibb.co/hNfpMHc/loss-loser.gif
Cease.
nah
gotta love pissing people off ngl
:33 < its the best!! :33 < ragebait!!
this is the best #davehour ever ngl
dave strider #davehour
#davehour moment ngl
amen me
we cant let crocker stop us #davehour
> #daveh0ur g0 my davel1ngs