Dave Strider
@turntechStrider
ooc: fictive and a time god ic: the time god himself red with @carcinoVantas pale with @commanderGenes & @carcinologyGenarch
==> Dave Strider - Pinned Post this account may contain the following: nsfw, nsfwe, substance, gore •၊၊ll၊l။ll၊၊ll၊၊၊ll၊ll။၊l။• boundaries incest: hell the fuck no selfcest: yes. hell yes. HELL FUCKING YES NSFW RP: yes kinks: ask •၊၊ll၊l။ll၊၊ll၊၊၊ll၊ll။၊l။• info sexuality: homosexual height: 6'0 weight: 140 lbs weightclass: middleweight •၊၊ll၊l။ll၊၊ll၊၊၊ll၊ll။၊l။• lore this dave is from a timeline where the troll session ended with the path to the reward being destroyed. the human session went about the same as canon. murderstuck almost happened, but karkat was there to prevent gamzee's spree. all while eridan was calmed by kanaya. meteorstuck went the same aswell but with all the trolls actually alive. eventually, there was a collision with the beta session and alpha session, merging the two sessions into one. the merged session went fairly well and in the end, everyone got to the ultimate reward. here in earth c, him and karkat live together in the troll kingdom in a good home where the two can be happy •၊၊ll၊l။ll၊၊ll၊၊၊ll၊ll။၊l။• note while dave and karkat are in a committed relationship, theyre both fine with each other engaging in sexual activity outside of it i also go by turntechStrider on pesterchum https://i.ibb.co/ZzpNxvg3/sketch-1777682780783.png ⇆ㅤ ㅤ◁ㅤ ❚❚ ㅤ▷ ㅤㅤ↻
did i just get fucking rick rolled by an ad
what if one day if we host another #davehour... we fill the ad spaces with strider propaganda look hear me out on this one
striding my stride
slow morning aint it
everyone. it finally happened i finally got sex with another version of myself. i am feeling at my best point in life right now. felt so fucking good #nsfw #selfcest
SELF YEARNING AUGHHHHHH I NEED ANOTHER DAAAAVE #selfcest
man i too need to be fucked by another version of myself or i could fuck another me either works i just want sex with another version of me atleast once in life PLEASEEEEE #selfcest #nsfw
mmmmm thinking pale thoughts BP
gay gay homosexual gay
thinking #selfcest thoughts once again typical me moment
everything is about THE METS BABY ITS ALL ABOUT THE METS LETS GO METS
having a splinter of my trickster self would be so useful rn but i aint got the ult self bullshit to deal with so no splinters here but i have a reason for needing a splinter of my trickster self rn
hi so im normal now (as in no longer trickster) and i am questioning the things i have done last night my best friend and i have made some very interesting choices last night im not sure how to feel about it

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE !!!
wait. if twinks are being obliterated again. has another laser been built????
what do you people got against me and the other twinks the hell
today i have words to say for #matespritmonday and #moirailmonday @carcinoVantas - youre the best boyfriend ever man. and being able to be near you every day is a blessing to me. ill love you forever n ever @commanderGenes - hiii commkat hows my sweet moirail dooiin! giving you so much appreciation and virtual paps today! BD
susuch. an aamaozng. sns ggot ffucked got drunmk gott ssycked aand ssucked bulge lovelwy nighyt #substance #sicknastysunday #nsfw
i already miss trollbama i want him back as prez already
i aint care bout what happens ill always support trollbama that meenah can go fuck herself or should i say hershellf











