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Karkat Vantas

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@carcinoVantas

OOC: FICTIVE IC: NOT YOUR BUSINESS TO KNOW ABOUT ME RED WITH @turntechStrider PALE WITH @carcinologyGenarch

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1761Kull Score: 269442 followers59 following
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@carcinoVantas[CV]

> Karkat Vantas - Pinned Post THIS ACCOUNT MAY CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING: NSFW, NSFWE, SUBSTANCE, GORE BOUNDARIES INCEST: πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–• SELFCEST: YES. SEMI-SITUATIONAL DEPENDING ON THE PERSON NSFW RP: YES KINKS: ASK INFO SEXUALITY: BISEXUAL HEIGHT: 5'2 WEIGHT: 143 LBS WEIGHT CLASS: MIDDLEWEIGHT LORE THIS KARKAT IS FROM A TIMELINE WHERE THE TROLL SESSION ENDED WITH THE PATH TO THE REWARD BEING DESTROYED. THE HUMAN SESSION WENT ABOUT THE SAME AS CANON. MURDERSTUCK ALMOST HAPPENED, BUT KARKAT WAS THERE TO PREVENT GAMZEE'S SPREE (WHICH HAD KINDA SCARRED KARKAT INTO FEARING SOBER GAMZEE). ALL WHILE ERIDAN WAS CALMED BY KANAYA. METEORSTUCK WENT THE SAME ASWELL BUT WITH ALL THE TROLLS ACTUALLY ALIVE. EVENTUALLY, THERE WAS A COLLISION WITH THE BETA SESSION AND ALPHA SESSION, MERGING THE TWO SESSIONS INTO ONE. THE MERGED SESSION WENT FAIRLY WELL AND IN THE END, EVERYONE GOT TO THE ULTIMATE REWARD. HERE IN EARTH C, HIM AND DAVE LIVE TOGETHER IN THE TROLL KINGDOM IN A GOOD HIVE WHERE THE TWO CAN BE HAPPY. NOTE WHILE DAVE AND KARKAT ARE IN A COMMITTED MATESPRITSHIP, THEY'RE BOTH FINE WITH EACH OTHER ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY OUTSIDE OF IT I ALSO GO BY carcinoVantas ON PESTERCHUM https://i.ibb.co/GvT7n6Xq/karkat-ref.png

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@carcinoVantas[CV]

DO NOT LISTEN TO MY MATESPRIT POST KARKAT PROPAGANDA INSTEAD

POKES HEAD AT THE FEED WHATS GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND?

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Total: 85
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@canineRebel[CR]

chicken butt.

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SIGH... /:B

Kult: +2
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Total: 4
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@canineRebel[CR]

yeah. i hated that one aswell. <:B

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i'm breaking stuff!

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OB-EY. SUBMIT. CONSUM-E.
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@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

oh yknow one of my loved ones is experiencing a manic episode and unable or unwilling to respond to advice the fucking usual!

Kult: +4
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OH NICE

Kult: +5
Total: 5

WELL SHIT.. HOPE THEYRE OKAY WHOMEVER THEY ARE

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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OB-EY. SUBMIT. CONSUM-E.
Brand loyalty is a powerful thing.
@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

yeah. me too. :(

SCREAMS AT YOU FOR NO REASON AS YOU SCROLL

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

SCREAMS BACK!!

Kult: +10
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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Sorrow.
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@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Nothing out of the ordinary here.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@arcadianCatnip[AC]

>:// < rude!!

Kult: +2
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@awaitedRevolution[AR]

Ok

Kult: +5
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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

HAD A GREAT NIGHT AT #SICKNASTYSUNDAY, HEHE. (;B FEATURING MY LOVELY MOIRAIL, @CARCINOVANTAS , OF COURSE.~ <> [ A PHOTO IS ATTACHED TO THIS CHITT. THE PHOTO IS SOMEWHAT BLURRY, BUT NOT ENOUGH TO OBSTRUCT ANYTHING. IT'S CLEARLY A PHOTO OF KAR TAKEN FROM THE WAIST DOWN, WHERE HE IS BURIED BULGE-DEEP INSIDE HIS MOIRAIL'S NOOK. KAR'S FREE HAND IS VISIBLE IN THE PHOTO, PAINTED CLAWS AND ALL, PUSHING THE...MAID DRESS...? UP HIS MOIRAIL'S TORSO. ]

Kult: +30
Kull: +10
Total: 40
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mArk of the beAst
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@neonAllnight[NA]

i see Random Maid Event night treated us both well

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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

INDEED IT DID! (:B

Kult: +5
Total: 5

SO. WEARING A MAID DRESS TO #SICKNASTYSUNDAY WASNT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOT SOME GOOD PALE PAILING FROM IT~ #NSFW

Kult: +42
Kull: +25
Total: 67
Ratio: 1.68

fact u can type rn jsying if i was there, it woulda been diff

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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OH~? YOU SAYIN YOU'D PAIL LIL OL ME~? #NSFW

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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buddy the meat n greet dont end @ a xoloto show #NSFW

↩ @marvusXoloto[MX]

DAMN~ YOU MAKING YOURSELF SOUND PRETTY TEMPTING BET YOU WOULD BE AN AMAZING PAIL~ #NSFW

DAVE DARED ME TO GO TO #SICKNASTYSUNDAY IN A MAID OUTFIT. HELP.

Kult: +40
Kull: +35
Total: 75
Ratio: 1.14
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Dave Hour
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@turntwinkGodhead[TG]

please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please?

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@turntwinkGodhead[TG]

no im just kidding

SHOW UP IF YOU WANT SOME. COWARD.

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@turntwinkGodhead[TG]

my karkat would fucking kill me

Kult: +2
Total: 2

thumbs up soundz like sunday could use a maid if itz as sick n nasty as advertised

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IT'S A MASSIVE ORGY. SO YEAH IT'S SICK N NASTY #NSFW

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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doin the lords work, v-buckz you keep them cocks shining out there

YEAH. BOB EVANS GRILLED CHEESE #MYGRILLEDCHEESE HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/XQVKMJV9/MYGRILLEDCHEESE.PNG

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
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ON DAT DERP
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@hushedCardiomyopathy[HC]

#YOURGRILLEDCHEEZE

HM.... BOB EVANS GRILLED CHEESE... (:B

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@turntechStrider[TS]

today i have words to say for #matespritmonday and #moirailmonday @carcinoVantas - youre the best boyfriend ever man. and being able to be near you every day is a blessing to me. ill love you forever n ever @commanderGenes - hiii commkat hows my sweet moirail dooiin! giving you so much appreciation and virtual paps today! BD

Kult: +27
Kull: +10
Total: 37
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@commanderGenes[CG]

PAPAP.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@turntechStrider[TS]

pap pap!!!

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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

#MATESPRITMONDAY - @COMMANDERGENES IS MY MATESPRIT! (YES I KNOW, "MR SELFCEST OVER HERE" YEAH YEAH WHATEVER GET OVER IT.) LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH <3333!!! AND #MOIRAILMONDAY - MY MOIRAIL IS @CARCINOVANTAS!!! BEST MOIRAIL EVER!!! <><><><>!!!

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
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@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"wow, people always talk about self-love but you're on another level #nothating #goodforyou">>

Kult: +5
Total: 5

HI IGNORE THE LAST CHITT I MADE MY PALMHUSK WAS SNATCHED BY EVIL KAR

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
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@evilologyGenarch[EG]

:3

Kull: +5
Total: 5

NO

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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@evilologyGenarch[EG]

yes :3

Kull: +5
Total: 5

left your palmhusk unlocked. get haxxed! >:)

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

UH? WHO THE FUCK???

....THE MORE I LOOK AT THAT GUY'S CHITTS, THE MORE I AM REMINDED OF THIS PERSON THAT I KNOW. GOODNESS. ALMOST AS IF IT WERE HIM. JUST. OLDER. #VAGUEPOSTING

Kult: +105
Kull: +100
Total: 205
Ratio: 1.05
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HMM.

(:"B

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YOU DO NOT SEEM TOO SURE OF THIS.

HA. HAHAHAHA. HA. ITS NOTHING. ITS REALLY NOTHING. YOU KNOW NOTHING THAT GOES IN MY HEAD YOU CAN STOP PRODDING

↩ @carcinoVantas[CV]

...HM.

HAHA YOU CAN STOP CONFRONTING ME IN PUBLIC NOW!

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...

...(:B

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HM.

HEHEH...

THIS GUY REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE... #VAGUEPOSTING

Kult: +5
Total: 5

SOMEONE. SOMEONE TRANSPORTALIZED A PLUSHIE OF CRABDAD TO ME. WHO. WHO DID THIS. WHO'S THE FUCKER WHO LEARNED CROCHET TO DO THIS. HAS TO BE SOMEONE FROM MY TIMELINE. NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW MY ADDRESS. BUT ALSO. THIS IS NICE ACTUALLY.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

...MASSIVE HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO @CRUSTACEOUSGUARDIAN IN PARTICULAR. IT'S. NICE. TO SEE YOU. AGAIN. AFTER SO FUCKING LONG. EVEN WITH HOW ANGSTY AND MAD I WAS. DEEP DOWN... I REALLY CARED. I REALLY FUCKING CARED MAN. AND I WOULD OFTEN THINK OF YOU AFTER SBURB AND. I WOULD MISS YOU. AND. WELL. SEEING AN ITERATION OF MY LUSUS HERE. MAN IT'S JUST MAKIN ME WANT TO HUG YOU!

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

CLANK CLANK. SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. RAA A A. CLANK!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

C:B WE SHOULD YEAH AT SOME POINT! LOVE YOU TOO!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

AAHHHH... YESTERDAY WAS THE BEST FUCKING DAY EVER.

Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
Ratio: 1.00
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@condesceVessel[CV]

Unfortunate.

Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71
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GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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@condesceVessel[CV]

No I don't think so.

Kult: +10
Kull: +7
Total: 17
Ratio: 1.43
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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

AND A VERY HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO THE BEST MOIRAIL EVER @CARCINOVANTAS <>

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHH! <>

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

<><><><>!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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It's splinters all the way down!
@technologicalNarrativism[TN]

==> Aw. /pos.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

YKNOW. THE IDEA OF SHARING A WRIGGLING DAY WITH YOUR MOIRAIL WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE ANOTHER VERSION OF YOURSELF IS ACTUALLY NICE. PALE GOALS EVEN.

Kult: +10
Kull: +15
Total: 25
Ratio: 0.67
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@arachniaGravedigger[AG]

Cringe.

IT'S MY DAY NOW. BITCHES.

Kult: +50
Kull: +45
Total: 95
Ratio: 1.11
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mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< Happy wriggliNg day >c

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@gnosticGnaturalist[GG]

well youre sharing with other karkats but! happy wriggling day!! :D

OTHER KARKATS. AND ALSO KANKRIS....

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@gnosticGnaturalist[GG]

...i dont know if i ever met that guy?

THAT GUY IS MY STUPID FUCKING DANCESTOR THAT I DO NOT LIKE

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@gnosticGnaturalist[GG]

oh! well then ill keep on not caring about that guy. :P

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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY <><><><><><><>!!!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

YOU TOOOOOOO!!!!! <><><><><><><>!!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5