Karkat Vantas
@carcinoVantas
OOC: FICTIVE IC: NOT YOUR BUSINESS TO KNOW ABOUT ME RED WITH @turntechStrider PALE WITH @carcinologyGenarch
> Karkat Vantas - Pinned Post THIS ACCOUNT MAY CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING: NSFW, NSFWE, SUBSTANCE, GORE BOUNDARIES INCEST: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 SELFCEST: YES. SEMI-SITUATIONAL DEPENDING ON THE PERSON NSFW RP: YES KINKS: ASK INFO SEXUALITY: BISEXUAL HEIGHT: 5'2 WEIGHT: 143 LBS WEIGHT CLASS: MIDDLEWEIGHT LORE THIS KARKAT IS FROM A TIMELINE WHERE THE TROLL SESSION ENDED WITH THE PATH TO THE REWARD BEING DESTROYED. THE HUMAN SESSION WENT ABOUT THE SAME AS CANON. MURDERSTUCK ALMOST HAPPENED, BUT KARKAT WAS THERE TO PREVENT GAMZEE'S SPREE (WHICH HAD KINDA SCARRED KARKAT INTO FEARING SOBER GAMZEE). ALL WHILE ERIDAN WAS CALMED BY KANAYA. METEORSTUCK WENT THE SAME ASWELL BUT WITH ALL THE TROLLS ACTUALLY ALIVE. EVENTUALLY, THERE WAS A COLLISION WITH THE BETA SESSION AND ALPHA SESSION, MERGING THE TWO SESSIONS INTO ONE. THE MERGED SESSION WENT FAIRLY WELL AND IN THE END, EVERYONE GOT TO THE ULTIMATE REWARD. HERE IN EARTH C, HIM AND DAVE LIVE TOGETHER IN THE TROLL KINGDOM IN A GOOD HIVE WHERE THE TWO CAN BE HAPPY. NOTE WHILE DAVE AND KARKAT ARE IN A COMMITTED MATESPRITSHIP, THEY'RE BOTH FINE WITH EACH OTHER ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY OUTSIDE OF IT I ALSO GO BY carcinoVantas ON PESTERCHUM https://i.ibb.co/GvT7n6Xq/karkat-ref.png
AAHHHH... YESTERDAY WAS THE BEST FUCKING DAY EVER.
Unfortunate.
No I don't think so.
AND A VERY HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO THE BEST MOIRAIL EVER @CARCINOVANTAS <>
HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHH! <>
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==> Aw. /pos.
YKNOW. THE IDEA OF SHARING A WRIGGLING DAY WITH YOUR MOIRAIL WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE ANOTHER VERSION OF YOURSELF IS ACTUALLY NICE. PALE GOALS EVEN.
IT'S MY DAY NOW. BITCHES.
c< Happy wriggliNg day >c
well youre sharing with other karkats but! happy wriggling day!! :D
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY <><><><><><><>!!!!!
OKAY WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING. I'M STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT DAVE BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS HIM WORRIED AND HE ISN'T ELABORATING...
ugh hes just worried bout big ol buffkat havin a public depressive episode or somethin
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. OKAY NO HE'S RIGHTFULLY WORRIED THEN. FUCK. HOPE THE GUY IS OKAY.
HEY MAN. THIS ISN'T NORMAL BEHAVIOR THAT I SEE FROM YOU. ARE YOU OKAY?
oh my god dont point the pity ray at me now man didnt you ever learn gun safety holy shit youre gonna take someones eye out
DUDE. YOU'RE MY FRIEND. I'M FEELING RIGHTFULLY CONCERNED THAT A FRIEND IS ACTING DIFFERENTLY THAN NORMAL.
YOU NORMALLY DON'T HATE THE THINGS I POST. YOU AREN'T NORMALLY SO. SO. RUDE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING CONCERNED FOR OTHERS. IT'S JUST. UGHHH IT'S NOT NORMAL FROM YOU
FOR THE RECORD: I STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH THE DAVES IN THIS BATTLE.
WELL DUH. I'M MATESPRITS WITH A DAVE. THAT AND LIKE. IT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP FOR THAT JANE TO JUST WANT TO DESTROY THE STRIDER POPULATION BECAUSE OF THEIR HOUR LONG TAKE OVER YESTERDAY.
i did not expect you to take my response so literally i was moreso calling you gay as a funny joke but that's fair enough. haha. happy pride month karkat! sorry about your dave... situation?
HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SWARMING HER... #DASHWATCHING
ALWAYS LEAVE IT TO THE DAVES TO RANDOMLY START THEIR HOUR ON A RANDOM WEDNESDAY
heheheh thats what we do babe
im daving all over the place and theres nothing you can do about it
someone said they had a dream about a chittr slander video. so i have made one. #chittr-resident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3KEm-aunY4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XOC5OjF09k
((this is so funny LKSDFKLSDF))
I FALL AZLEEP FOR. 1 FUCKING HOUR. AND THIZ HAPPENZ
ONLY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT TAKES ARE FEATuRED HERE. CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FIND OR TAKE ISSuE WITH SuCH AN IRREPRESSIBLY BOLD ATTITuDE ADOPTED. TOWARDS THE MINuTE OF THE CHITTR ECOSYSTEM. YOu uNDERSTAND IT WITH THE uNMISTAKABLE FLuENCY. YOuR MIND IS A STEEL TRAP. CLOSED SHuT AND RuSTED OVER. VACuuM SEALED. FOCuSED. *LOCKED THE FuCK IN*. AS IT WERE. WHILE MINE IS A VAST OPEN PIT OF RADIANT ASS RECOLLECTION. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE CRACK OF DAWN THAT DANCED IN MIRTHFuL LIGHTS ON THIS DAY. YOuR HIGH EFFORT SHITPOST HAS BEEN SEEN. PASSED AROuND. RECOGNIZED. AND WARMLY RECEIVED. IN AN IMMOLATING HELLFIRE OVATION. OF APPROVAL. SWALLOWING WHOLE THE PATHETIC MuMBLINGS OF LESSER INSTIGATORS. WHO STuMBLE BLINDLY THROuGH THEIR FEEDS. LIKE WORMS BuRROWING IN DIRT. WHICH IS REALLY JuST THE SHIT OF THEIR ATTITuDE. THEY ARE. uNAWARE THAT THEY ARE BEING WATCHED. BY ONE WHO SEES THE CODE BEHIND THE CuRTAIN. THE EARLY BIRD BEHIND THE SLAuGHTER. THE CHERuBIAN WINGED ANGEL OF DOuBLE OuT OF BREATH. THIS. WAS. KINO. TRuLY CANNOT LEND ENOuGH. MY SINCEREST AMuSEMENT. AND HEARTFELT HOPES. FOR P2? PENDING A RESPITE. FROM THIS MASTERWORK. RESIDENT.
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you or someone you know has been sl&ered in this post, i know a guy with very reasonable rates & fees who is kind of itching to h&le a libel suit
<<"im a little late to this but yeah, hehe">>
> y0u're a c0med1c gen1us please never st0p c00k1ng
hey i am not THAT horny >:c
listen, ill reluctantly accept not being the #1 s0llux, but not menti0ning @lilShitpeta is CRAZY work.
....HEY SO WHAT THE ACUTAL FUCK DID I MISS OUT ON
so like jane did a twinkeliminator weapon shot a cat troll or whatever then we destroyed the weapon then roxy activated the orbital laser for all queer people idk why that existed i reflected the laser to the moon and we all cool now
KSIJFHFJ IM AWAKE. AFTER BEING AT #SICKNASTYSUNDAY... I STILL FEEL FULL JEGUS CHRIST HE FUCKS GOOD... #NSFW
CHITTR WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR QUADMATE RANDOMLY GOES EVIL?
8=8 > cull em
Jöïn thëm. Göttä bë rïdë ör dïë.
8=8 > think of the nutrients
cry and grimly accept your fate as they 8etray you and you let them
following up 8y practically grovelling at their strutpods to forgive you despite you not even 8eing the one who did anything wrong 8ut they have you convinced oh and then they try to kill you don't forget that part it kinda hurts the most
WHAT THE FUCK :D
FUCK. YES.
oh FUCK @imJunior pweeeeease can i have bi badge? omo
SO MANY BADGES BEING GIVEN AND YET NONE OF THEM FOR BISEXUALITY THIS IS BULLSHIT.
....OK SO HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS OUT ON THE FACT THAT MY DANCESTOR FOUND OUT A WAY TO GO GODTIER?
UHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK PEOPLE ARE POSTING THAT HUMAN POKEMON THING UH. I LIKE THIS ONE. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/HDQHKYV1/950.PNG
one time i saw a rockcrab lusus completely crush a hivestem!
it was very intense! apparently someone had knocked it off the cliff it was sleeping on by accident and it fell at just the right angle to catch the wind a bit and then BOOOOM. i never played with that troll again....
SITTING IN THE LIVINGBLOCK AND I CAN HEAR FUCKING PARTY EDM OR WHATEVER COMING FROM THE RESPITEBLOCK. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
OK I'M NOT IN PAIN ANYMORE THANK GOG BUT WHY DID I WAKE UP WITH THAT-
AYJTULEKTUKDYLWT FUUUUCK WHAT DO YOU MEAAAN I JUST WOKE UP AND I'M EXPERIENCING CRAMPS IN MY BODY?! DID I SLEEP WRONG?
SKILL ISSuE
IF I MET ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF? SHIT I'VE GOTTEN ALONG WITH MOST OF MY ALTS SO FAR. EVEN BECAME PALE WITH ONE OF THEM (SHOUTOUT TO KAR!!! HOPE YOU'RE OK RIGHT NOW!). BUT LIKE. MAN AT FIRST I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD GET ALONG WITH MY ALTS SINCE I NEVER GOT ALONE WITH MY PAST AND FUTURE SELVES IN SBURB. BUT WELL. HOW THE TURN TABLES I GUESS! (:B #SELFCEST BECAUSE IT'S RELEVANT