Karkat Vantas
@carcinoVantas
OOC: FICTIVE IC: NOT YOUR BUSINESS TO KNOW ABOUT ME RED WITH @turntechStrider PALE WITH @carcinologyGenarch
DO NOT LISTEN TO MY MATESPRIT POST KARKAT PROPAGANDA INSTEAD
POKES HEAD AT THE FEED WHATS GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND?
oh yknow one of my loved ones is experiencing a manic episode and unable or unwilling to respond to advice the fucking usual!
SCREAMS AT YOU FOR NO REASON AS YOU SCROLL
Nothing out of the ordinary here.
SO. WEARING A MAID DRESS TO #SICKNASTYSUNDAY WASNT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOT SOME GOOD PALE PAILING FROM IT~ #NSFW
fact u can type rn jsying if i was there, it woulda been diff
DAMN~ YOU MAKING YOURSELF SOUND PRETTY TEMPTING BET YOU WOULD BE AN AMAZING PAIL~ #NSFW
DAVE DARED ME TO GO TO #SICKNASTYSUNDAY IN A MAID OUTFIT. HELP.
please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please? please?
thumbs up soundz like sunday could use a maid if itz as sick n nasty as advertised
YEAH. BOB EVANS GRILLED CHEESE #MYGRILLEDCHEESE HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/XQVKMJV9/MYGRILLEDCHEESE.PNG
HM.... BOB EVANS GRILLED CHEESE... (:B
HI IGNORE THE LAST CHITT I MADE MY PALMHUSK WAS SNATCHED BY EVIL KAR
left your palmhusk unlocked. get haxxed! >:)
....THE MORE I LOOK AT THAT GUY'S CHITTS, THE MORE I AM REMINDED OF THIS PERSON THAT I KNOW. GOODNESS. ALMOST AS IF IT WERE HIM. JUST. OLDER. #VAGUEPOSTING
HA. HAHAHAHA. HA. ITS NOTHING. ITS REALLY NOTHING. YOU KNOW NOTHING THAT GOES IN MY HEAD YOU CAN STOP PRODDING
THIS GUY REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE... #VAGUEPOSTING
SOMEONE. SOMEONE TRANSPORTALIZED A PLUSHIE OF CRABDAD TO ME. WHO. WHO DID THIS. WHO'S THE FUCKER WHO LEARNED CROCHET TO DO THIS. HAS TO BE SOMEONE FROM MY TIMELINE. NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW MY ADDRESS. BUT ALSO. THIS IS NICE ACTUALLY.
...MASSIVE HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO @CRUSTACEOUSGUARDIAN IN PARTICULAR. IT'S. NICE. TO SEE YOU. AGAIN. AFTER SO FUCKING LONG. EVEN WITH HOW ANGSTY AND MAD I WAS. DEEP DOWN... I REALLY CARED. I REALLY FUCKING CARED MAN. AND I WOULD OFTEN THINK OF YOU AFTER SBURB AND. I WOULD MISS YOU. AND. WELL. SEEING AN ITERATION OF MY LUSUS HERE. MAN IT'S JUST MAKIN ME WANT TO HUG YOU!
CLANK CLANK. SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. RAA A A. CLANK!!
AAHHHH... YESTERDAY WAS THE BEST FUCKING DAY EVER.
YKNOW. THE IDEA OF SHARING A WRIGGLING DAY WITH YOUR MOIRAIL WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE ANOTHER VERSION OF YOURSELF IS ACTUALLY NICE. PALE GOALS EVEN.
IT'S MY DAY NOW. BITCHES.
well youre sharing with other karkats but! happy wriggling day!! :D
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY <><><><><><><>!!!!!
OKAY WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING. I'M STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT DAVE BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS HIM WORRIED AND HE ISN'T ELABORATING...
ugh hes just worried bout big ol buffkat havin a public depressive episode or somethin
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. OKAY NO HE'S RIGHTFULLY WORRIED THEN. FUCK. HOPE THE GUY IS OKAY.
HEY MAN. THIS ISN'T NORMAL BEHAVIOR THAT I SEE FROM YOU. ARE YOU OKAY?
oh my god dont point the pity ray at me now man didnt you ever learn gun safety holy shit youre gonna take someones eye out
DUDE. YOU'RE MY FRIEND. I'M FEELING RIGHTFULLY CONCERNED THAT A FRIEND IS ACTING DIFFERENTLY THAN NORMAL.
YOU NORMALLY DON'T HATE THE THINGS I POST. YOU AREN'T NORMALLY SO. SO. RUDE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING CONCERNED FOR OTHERS. IT'S JUST. UGHHH IT'S NOT NORMAL FROM YOU
FOR THE RECORD: I STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH THE DAVES IN THIS BATTLE.
WELL DUH. I'M MATESPRITS WITH A DAVE. THAT AND LIKE. IT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP FOR THAT JANE TO JUST WANT TO DESTROY THE STRIDER POPULATION BECAUSE OF THEIR HOUR LONG TAKE OVER YESTERDAY.
i did not expect you to take my response so literally i was moreso calling you gay as a funny joke but that's fair enough. haha. happy pride month karkat! sorry about your dave... situation?
HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SWARMING HER... #DASHWATCHING
ALWAYS LEAVE IT TO THE DAVES TO RANDOMLY START THEIR HOUR ON A RANDOM WEDNESDAY
im daving all over the place and theres nothing you can do about it