john.
@ectoBiologies
they call me john, probably cause that's my name! 18yo, he/she/they. fem terms preferred. i like shitty movies and the occasional shitty game.
#johnfacts i am eating another hot pocket and i am mildly uncomfortable because it is very warm in my room and the hotness of the aforementioned hot pocket is adding to my already rising body temperature. :/ #notawesome #hotpocket
my #johnfacts for today: i am out of johnfacts.
fuck please dont tell me its true i will seriously start crying so hard if youre being serious
for seriousness
man dave's stupid brother's stupid boyfriend is threatening to beat me up for... some reason? i don't even really follow. ugh. bro striders are always such losers. <:/
yeaaa that checks out
you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses. :B
you? yeah. i would.
don't come to the apartment, little man. you're begging for it.
i am not begging for anything and i kind of have to since my boyfriend lives there you shitbrain. >:B
:)
dunno what you mean.
i would like to formally apologize to pitbull for the like 7 mentions in my previous thread. i tried asking them to stop doing that man.
she's real obsessed with me.
@mrWorldwide
john
then who's this fat nerdy bitch with red specs on my cock?
Mr. Worldwide to Infinity, you know the roof on fye...
i feel like the tomadachis when they go i feel more like myself then do the little dance i am currently little dancing right now
thank you john
i think i overuse the :B emote sometimes but also i think it about sums up how i feel and works for most occasions because whether i am happy or not my teeth still look like that! so really it is multipurpose and also very useful. :B :B :B
dave just said "what if gerard way was real?" what if!
you as a whole are quite little and you are typically associated with the color blue and last i checked you do indeed have an ass i dont see what the big issue is here buddy
hehehe my chittr glitched and the same reply from the same person keeps popping up under every single post. :B
thats a bug im pretty sure, but if ya can, probably let a moderator knowv?
hi guys! :B going to play games with my buddies soon.
dms open for nobody. replies closed too. in fact interactions are also out of the question. if you even look my way i will be a bit offended. #donotperceiveme #johnfacts
did anyone else hear that? mmmmust've been the wwwwind
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ What is Gave time? ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Is Gave your frieng? ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Oh! I gon't know what dhat means. I hope dhat you have lots of fun ang gget to go all of dhe favorite dhinggs ever! ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
i made a hot pocket and now i am realizing i did not really want a hot pocket actually. but it would be a waste to not eat it. :c
The hot pocket calls upon you like a siren. You’ve only temporarily broken free from its melody.
shit. you're right. i am thinking about finishing it anyway.
awww just stupid
dude! no! i thought i was hungry for hot pockets but then i thought about strawberries and now i am hungry for fruits. you should be more sympathetic of my plight. >:B
life update: my boyfriend's weird brother is dating an alternate version of himself, who is now moving into their apartment, i guess? thus creating the most dysfunctional household anyone will ever see in their lives. i am hearing about this firsthand via a flurry of panicked texts. we need to eradicate bro strider in general.
ok rude?
gamzee. my guy. we can do this. it's what's best for dave. fuck the approval.
√(Your photo has a little spot of something on your face, I can't help it)²
oh shit you meant that i thought you were just calling me ugly and small and annoying haha yeah thats blood from when i got punched in the face
√(This was a really entertaining reply, I'm giving you 5 stars on Letterboxd)²
oH We lIkE FiNaLlY KiLlInG HiM? i'm fUcKiN DoWn (O: fAsT, sLoW, mOtHeRfUcKiN CoVeRt, WhAt's tHe vIbEs fOr dIrK DyInG ThIs tImE?
oh well i actually did not want to kill him because i think dave would probably hate me forever but i guess beating him up isn't completely out of the question. maybe.
aW )o: BuT LiKe aLsO I LiKe yOu eGbErT (o: WaY EaSiEr tO ViOlEnCe tHaN DaVe. OnLy mOtHeRfUcKiNg lAnGuAgE DiRk sPeAkS.
you're not bad yourself. :B also yeah more than anything i just kind of want to beat that guy over the head with his own cane but dave is worried about him or whatever. UNFORTUNATELY!! argh.
hOnK HoNk, OnLy wHeN I GoTtA Be (O: DeSeRvEs iT, mOtHeRfUcKeR AcTiNg aLl uP In sHoCkEd wHeN He's bUlLiEd bAcK Un fUcKiN FoRtUnAtElY Is rIgHt. DuNnO WhAt iT'D TaKe. WhEn's lIkE EnOuGh e fUcKiNg nOuGh. )o:
dink my oiter
i agree
Agreement.
#youroiter
i want a hotdog so bad right now. :(
hotted dog
want me to order you one? i got some spare dollas for ya mama
hehehe ok itll be there in a few minutes
i keep trying to get out of bed but every time i move i curl right back up and fall asleep. can't stay awake!! :/
all you do is curl up an get sleepy dude its a problem
oh for sure i dont think anyone is beating jade on this shit shes probably sleeping right now if i had to guess