john.
@ectoBiologies
they call me john, probably cause that's my name! 18yo, he/she/they. i like shitty movies and the occasional shitty game.
is this a john fact
i am having terrible back pain lately. i was kind of hoping i had at least another decade until this kind of stuff became an issue. oh man.
Hello, have you ever considered physical treatments such as acupuncture? I am licensed to perform this and can get you down for an appointment within the next month.Kindly, Piercing Adept For business inquiries contact me at Indubitably.com
I would be willing to book the first session for free, in the interest of publicity. Moreover I simply couldn’t charge the Heir of Breath.
woah! that is really neat. if only more people gave me free stuff because of that whole thing hehe. i will be honest i don't know what acupuncture is but i like free stuff so i guess i'm interested.
Respectfully, Piercing Adept.Excellent! It appears I have an opening two weeks from now, on Tuesday the Fourth. I’ll put you down on my schedule and update you if anything comes up. Would you prefer to be contacted via email or phone? Please send your preferred address/number to me via Direct Messages.
log onto chittr. put minimal effort into bothering people until i get bored. log off of chittr.
wouldnt expect anything less from you brochacho
honestly when i come back to it sounds more like the most i expect
does anybody have that one picture of the guy throwing a rock at an elephant and it says "gayyyy" i think? i need it for something important.
i have never heard of this fucking image dawg
ththiss one?
<<"this one?">>
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bringing up that one time dirk said he wanted me like a really long time ago in every argument we have to instantly win. #lifehack
You are the most insufferable little bastard I've ever had the displeasure of talking to in my entire life and it isn't even close. I will kill you.
you have such a hard on for me right now. i am a little flattered and maybe even uncomfortable with the size of the tent you're pitching right now. hahahaha. #nsfw
Yeah, does it really gross you out? Would seeing it up close make it better? Would having it shoved down your throat help with your discomfort? Maybe we can use your tears as lube if your mouth is too dry from all the obnoxious yapping you do, John. #nsfwe #noncon
okay it was funny at first but this just reads like a real actual thought you have and probably jerk off to which is gross. you are gross. yuck! i am also not gay so tough luck hahaha. #nsfw
And I'm sure that you getting your ass stretched out by your boyfriend helps keep up that label of "not gay". Someone should really bend you over and beat your ass for the way you act on here. #nsfw
haha wow you are really weird and kind of creepy! i already told you i am not interested.
Yeah? Not in the slightest? Too bad I've got an hour or two to spare and a good reason to come over. Is your dad come?
Your answer wasn't going to impact the outcome. See you soon, Johnny.
https://i.postimg.cc/W4sChF53/FUCKYOU.png ???????????????
honestly i don't really know or care what's going on, i just don't like dirk strider and i'm taking this opportunity to be vocal and annoying about it! :B
I’m already going to hell, so that’s okay.
You said, laughing. I know it.
Stifles a giggle.
i have been trying and failing to nap for 2 hours now. aw man.
melatonin.
i was trying to look something up and instead of googling the thing i meant to google i just typed "wiki page" into the search bar and hit enter. oh man.
chittr spinning the wheel for a topic of the day, except the wheel only has two possible outcomes and the outcomes in question are drama or porn. #nsfw ??
Classic Chittr.
Realist shit I've read ever since waking up.
HEY Sometimes we do height posting
okay, yeah, this is true. but also sometimes this bleeds over into the porn category, because some horny asshole is like "hey you know what's better than height? the size of my gigantic bulge!!" #nsfw
Sigh.. Yeah. You’re right John. You’re right.
there are three out(omes. drama, porn, and nonsense #nsfw
#wisdom
still awake. aiming for 30 hours at this point. #awesome #kinda
Get some rest. As someone fresh from some sleep after 73 hours awake I don't recommend this
Rest well.
it has officially been 24 hours since i've last slept.
sometimes when i take showers i turn the lights off and keep the water cold and pretend i am a sad stray dog getting rained on. it makes it feel immersive. in a way.
OK SO WE'RE JUST LYING NOW.
I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
KEEP YOUR SHITTY JOKES IN YOUR SPACE, DON'T FUCKING INVOLVE ME.
karkat you are replying to a post i made! this is my space and you are in it.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT? WHO LIED TO YOU?
i told me that! self confidence is important, dude. also dave thinks i am hilarious sometimes i think. >:B
SO YOU GASLIGHT YOURSELF, OK. DAVE IS JUST AS STUPID AS YOU ARE, IF NOT MORE, SO THAT CHECKS OUT AS WELL.
to-do list: - take shower. - do not kill self. - have something yummy for lunch to make up for slop breakfast. - probably sleep another 18 hours. obligatory #cw-self-harm.
i just laughed so hard at my own joke that i almost threw up and then when i tried to go get a glass of water to help with the nausea i tripped and faceplanted. i hope everyone else's morning is going worse than mine honestly. >:B
how does one even achieve this level of misfortune
i am eating my slop. i am #eating #myslop. i have made a bowl of slop and i am eating my slop. #johnfacts