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@ectoBiologies — #johnfacts

i am eating my slop. i am #eating #myslop. i have made a bowl of slop and i am eating my slop. #johnfacts

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#johnfacts i am getting really tired of dave.

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#johnfacts i am a smart and special boy.

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i am sitting at my computer folded in ways that would impress an olympic gymnast right now. #goodposture #johnfacts

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#johnfacts i am eating another hot pocket and i am mildly uncomfortable because it is very warm in my room and the hotness of the aforementioned hot pocket is adding to my already rising body temperature. :/ #notawesome #hotpocket

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my #johnfacts for today: i am out of johnfacts.

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dms open for nobody. replies closed too. in fact interactions are also out of the question. if you even look my way i will be a bit offended. #donotperceiveme #johnfacts

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allegedly i "look like a dino nugget." #johnfacts provided by mr. dave strider himself this time.

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i am at my limit. #johnfacts

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my name is john. #johnfacts

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the j in john does not stand for jealous because i do not ever get jealous at any point. #johnfacts

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