#johnfacts

@ectoBiologies[EB]

i am eating my slop. i am #eating #myslop. i have made a bowl of slop and i am eating my slop. #johnfacts

#johnfacts #eating #myslop

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@ectoBiologies[EB]

#johnfacts i am getting really tired of dave.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@turntableGodhead[TG]

#johnfacts all he does is curl up and sleep

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@ectoBiologies[EB]

#johnfacts i am a smart and special boy.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

@turntableGodhead[TG]

#johnfacts he loves milk and cookie

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@ectoBiologies[EB]

i am sitting at my computer folded in ways that would impress an olympic gymnast right now. #goodposture #johnfacts

#johnfacts #goodposture

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@ectoBiologies[EB]

#johnfacts i am eating another hot pocket and i am mildly uncomfortable because it is very warm in my room and the hotness of the aforementioned hot pocket is adding to my already rising body temperature. :/ #notawesome #hotpocket

#notawesome #johnfacts #hotpocket

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@ectoBiologies[EB]

my #johnfacts for today: i am out of johnfacts.

Kult: +22

Total: 22

@ectoBiologies[EB]

dms open for nobody. replies closed too. in fact interactions are also out of the question. if you even look my way i will be a bit offended. #donotperceiveme #johnfacts

#donotperceiveme #johnfacts

Kult: +9

Total: 9

@ectoBiologies[EB]

allegedly i "look like a dino nugget." #johnfacts provided by mr. dave strider himself this time.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@ectoBiologies[EB]

i am at my limit. #johnfacts

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

@ectoBiologies[EB]

my name is john. #johnfacts

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@ectoBiologies[EB]

the j in john does not stand for jealous because i do not ever get jealous at any point. #johnfacts

Kult: +11

Total: 11