dave π
@turntableGodhead
coolest guy on this website by a long shot, no competition follow my bro @broStrider#9635 mun is 21, muse is 18 // he/him // no sburb au profile and post art is all by me
π OOC Pinned ~ PLEASE READ! βͺ ββββββββββββββββββββββ **MASSIVE CONTENT WARNING.** This page will contain mentions and depictions of unhealthy dynamics, neglect, self harm, Stockholm syndrome, emotional and physical abuse, and sexual exploitation (which also counts for incestuous abuse). If you're uncomfortable with these topics, please feel free to not engage and/or block this profile. βͺ ββββββββββββββββββββββ Despite Bro being the abuser, and the topics veering sexual in nature sometimes, **THIS IS NOT STRIDERCEST** and our Bro is **NOT ATTRACTED TO DAVE**. This is to be a faithful portrayal of the dynamics in Homestuck canon and not ship fodder. Please respect this! βͺ ββββββββββββββββββββββ NSFW/E interactions are OK DMs OK but note that I only do dialogue, no formal rp (This is because it breaks my immersion and I can't lock in lmao) (I'm also very rusty and too shy, sorry) Feel free to send IC and OOC asks to my strawpage! https://plushrrump.straw.page/qna
#davetruths john is my boyfriend and he is nice
#davereplies hi johnny
ok im going back to sleep thanks for coming to my justin bieber (played by me) concert featuring the fish dictator (also played by me)
Bravo.
obligatory chittr post to prove that im alive or whatever
we gonna party like its 3012 tonight i wanna show you all the finer things in life
so just forget about the world we young tonight im coming for ya im coming for yaaaa
send nudes. #nsfw #incest
cause all i need is a beauty and a beat who can make my life complete
we gonna party like its 3012 tonight. i wanna show you all the finer things in life.
in time ink lines bitches couldnt get on my incline world tours its mine ten little letters on a big sign justin bieber you know ima hit em with the ether buns out wiener but i gotta keep an eye out for selener
Wasn't Selena Gomez like, 19 when this song came out? A bit embarrassing to have beef with someone half your age, even if it's faux beef for the song's sake.
yeah shes always been a bit of an oddball but no one wanted to admit it cuz of her wicked flow or whatever a lot of celebrities are real nutjobs
you will never fucking guess what i found in our storage thingy @ectoBiologies
oh dude!! i'd say that is super sweet (and it is) but considering it's been in your apartment for who knows how long it is probably contaminated or something.
nah man not even in our apartment found this baby in our self storage vault of nightmares bro told me to come down here and look around for some old junk he wanted i dunno but i found this like all the way in the back i was supposed to give it to you a long ass time ago but he tossed it in here without telling me its kinda dusty but it looks fine to me
oh man, that's super sweet! i've been meaning to ask if you wanted to stop by anyway since i have been basically doing nothing for the past few days. maybe you could bring it with you!
fosho dude i gotta give you your ancient ass way too late gift maybe we could go get lunch or something too?
i guess we could but there is nowhere really interesting near me. either way you should come by because i am so bored. :/
you do it to yourself or whatever not to be self pitying but man im really shitty another point towards probably needing to get medicated so i can function like a real person and not unknowingly destroy all my relationships with people i care about cuz im so clocked out all the time hahaha
hahaha ill try my best yknow how it is
im gonna call the cops and tell them you punch me in the head when im bad
Acknowledgements a step toward improvement! Youll be alright.
yknow man youre like a brother to me
it feels fucking great im crying tears of joy from just how great it feels
hell yeah bro all we can do is move forward and shit
You again! Im flattered by the chase but you make it hard to believe that this isnt a me-specific issue instead of a general distaste for the english breed.
no clue
maybe if he left my brother and my house and my life entirely we would all be much happier people
Okay sure. But youve done your fair shair of browbeating directed at myself as well. Am i more enticing than the other guy or something? You just cant keep your frankly very violent little mitts off my replies.
you ever hate someone so much that you wish you could go back in time and abort them before they ever have a chance to ruin your life with their annoying existence? fuck you nathan from 4th grade
fuck hahahaha oh man
im bored lets obliterate the twink population
Hunk might be the most accurate verbiage in this particular case.
my man
pics or youre bullshitting
been saying this
Okay well before i potentially incriminate myself id love to know where you stand on my kind!
youre safe and also cherished now show me that bod boy
yOu lIkE InClUdEd?
what hey no i am not a twink im something else entirely
bRoThA YeR BaReLy wIdEr n mY BiCeP. tWiNkYeR ThAn lIkE WhEn i wAs aT My tWiNkEsT
probably going to take you out too from the looks of it
just had to listen to dave say "let down and swangin around... uh, my penis, that is!" :/ #nsfw ??????
and you laughed so hard that i thought it had to have been someone else cuz you never find me that funny checkmate
you said "dude, wait!" beforehand as if you'd just come up with the most amazing thing in the world.
i wish i had a free bag of john in my replies
there she is i miss you and i think you should hang out with me soon
i made you something too so i think sooner rather than later would be cool
yes god please
i was gonna finish this, but i got lazy. @ghostlyTrickzter https://file.garden/XAsN_1TsSgUyUt-R/Chittr/sans/1.png https://chittr.ing/profile/ghostlyTrickzter/ca04e5b7-6801-434d-bbb6-e3aa8d458172
this is seriously the greatest thing anyone has ever posted. i love you potentially lesbian sans.
at least take me to dinner and become a girl first, pal.
i love you in a respectable way for a man to love a lesbian! which is to say platonic!
who said i'm lesbian?
heheheh.
all i do is post about food on here now but listen these chili cheese tots are bitchin
how do ya make 'em?
listen closely cuz this is kind of hard to follow tater tots cheese (any kind) chili
hm. might be difficult. think i got it though.
dih. cant move on my own right now dude.
hello . how r y . I am under da water . Please Help Me
are you too much drowning ooo?
Yes
i gotchu [ -> Sara: Rescue Prym ]
where are y0u?
ohhhh no im joking dw 8888)
0h! 0kay. tthank y0u
i really fucking like turkey sandwiches
turkei samwwich
hahahaha 67 active users
oh my god nevermind you people cant do anything come back online right now
ok well i brought it back when it happened again #davetruths
fuck off vwith thaaaaat
oh my god no youre a fake fan i did #davetruths way before you even brought up #daveobservations #daveobservations is your thing and #davetruths is my thing
LOOK IT UP IN THE SEARCH BAR YOU TURDWAFFLE
all bros should explode into little pieces except for mine
hey. im exempt from this. rest of it aint my problem.
Seeing them all flock is quite amusing, almost as if they wish to light the fuse themselves.
ok to be fair i have never seen you in my entire time using this website so take it as a free pass i guess?
i also havent seen you either where the hell did you both come from do you just sit in the shadows until someone mentions you in passing?
yeah. i dont really like most other bros. why wouldnt i agree?
ok well my fault mr creeps around dark alleyways waiting to strike i didnt know i was passing by your little bear trap of shame and disapproval ill add your name to the exception list if you forgive me
yeah okay.
You know what? Iβll take it. I also know many of the other meβs are pretty piss poor adult figures if figures at all so I get it. Don't need to worry about me though got my own sons to annoy.
yeah. good. awesome. i'll forgive you for this transgression for now, brochacho.