Gamzee Makara
@capriciousWardog
Just chilling, lots a downtime Did everything wrong before, doubt there's any making up for it AU Gamzee that was saved by Commander Karkat. The button you press when you want to win a battle
i dislike being desperate
its 0nly desperate if you have n0 standards or self respect. 0therwise its boldness.
yes well i am still feeling desperate f0r a redr0m relati0nship and wish t0 tear my beating mechanical heart 0ut and self impl0de due t0 it
ahh tw0 be flushed. well just tell whoever y0uve got in mind that and see if it w0rks?
oH. fOrGoT To mAkE It kNoWn. As aLwAyS. wE OuTsIiIiDe. :o)
wIt' A LiL' bIt oF CoUrAgE AnD A LiL' bIt oF LuCk, YoU CoUlD Be tOo, SwEeT StRaNgEr. I GoTs mY FaItH In yOuR AbIlItY To aPpReCiAtE ThE StArS A 'mO. :o)
𖦹 Me personally? Who am I to not choke da worm every now and then? #nsfw 𖦹
S3V3R3LY D1S4PPO1NT3D TO R3R34D TH1S POST 4ND F1ND OUT 1T'S 4CTU4LLY NOT 4BOUT 34T1NG BUGS. >:[
mOsT BlEsSeD Of nIgHtS. eNjOy tHe sEcOnDs aS ThEy cOmE, fAmIlIa. EvEn iF YoU'Re nOt aLl tHaT MoThEr fUcKiNg sUrE HoW YoU'Re gOiNg tO EnJoY 'eM, yOu mAkE Do wIt' WhAt yOu gOt aNd yOu mOtHeR FuCkInG 𝘦𝘕𝘫𝘰𝘠. ThEy'rE AlL SoMe oF Us gOt. :o) HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/9A7B9A35591E.JpG #ViBeS #fAiTh #SuBsTaNcEs
dAwGs cAn't bE AlL Up aNd mUzZlEd nIgHt iN AnD NiGhT OuT, tErEcItA. gOtTa lEt 'Em bReAtHe aT SoMe pOiNt. :o)
wHaT'S WiT' tHe cOmMeNtArY On mY MoThEr fUcKiN' tOeSiEs 'N ShIt? Y'AlL SoMe pEcUlIaR TyPeS, hAhAhA.
1'M NOT S4Y1NG YOU C4N'T. 1 JUST DON'T W4NT TO S33 YOUR L1TTL3 NUBS OUT!! YOU DON'T S33 M3 POST1NG MY TO3S OUT FOR TH3 WORLD TO S33.
tHiNk iT'S A LiL' dIfFeReNt fOr yOu tO Be dOiNg iT AlL In cOmPaRiSoN To wHeN I Do iT, lIl' MiSs lEtHaL. yOu a nEaT LiL' tHaNg tHaT DoNt nEeD To bE LeTtInG A BuNcHa fReAkY FrOgS 'rOuNd tHiS BiTcH PeEp yO ToOtSiEs wItHoUt cOmPeNsAaAaTiOn. I'M JuSt a sOrRy aSs fUcK-UgLy mOtHeR FuCkEr oUt hAvIn' A SmOkE. aIn't nObOdY GoNnA ThInK TwIcE 'bOuT It. YoU'Ll fOrGiVe mE FoR SuBjEcTiNg yOu tO ThE HoRrOrS Of hAvIn' To mOtHeR FuCkInG GlAnCe, ThOuGh. AiN'T MeAn tO MaKe yOu iLl 'BoUt iT. :o)
COMP3NS4T1ON? OH. OH FUCK. FUCK NO!! TH4T'S TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 N33D TH3S3 W31RDOS TO B3 GL4NC1NG 4T W1TH TH31R G4ND3R BULBS! TRY 4S 1 M1GHT, YOUR L1TTL3 F33TS H4V3 FOR3V3R S1ZZL3D 1TS W4Y 1NTO MY TH1NKP4N 4ND C4N NO LONG3R B3 R3MOV3D FROM MY M3MORY!! HOW3V3R, 1F YOU TOSS M3 4 D3L1C1OUS L1TTL3 R3D SUG4RY BOTTL3 MY W4Y 1 *M11GHT* JUST B3 4BL3 TO FORG1V3 YOU. >:]
wOe tO My mOsT ToRtUrEd oF MoThEr fUcKiNg hOmEgUrLs, FoR ShE AsKs fOr sOmEtHiNg sO MeNiAl aS A TaStE Of tHe rEdPoP In oRdEr tO SoOtHe hEr sOrRoWs. LaSt i cHeCkEd, I OuGhTa bE SuRpRiSeD YoU'D AlL Up aNd wAnT To hAvE A SwInG At tHe sWiLl aGaIn, BaBy. BuT YoUr wIsH Is mY CoMmAnD. yOu cOmE AnD HeLp yOsElF To wHaTeVeR I GoT In mY MiRaCuLoUs lIl' MoThEr fUcKiNg cOoLeR. :o)
1 M4Y OR M4Y NOT H4V3 R3L4PS3D. BUT!! 1 W1LL B3 ON MY W4Y W1TH 4 G1FT. 1 C4N'T SHOW UP 3MPTY H4ND3D 4T YOUR G3N3ROS1TY.
nO JuDgEmEnT HeRe, ShOrTy. CaN'T SaY I HaVeN'T BeEn gEtTiNg bAcK On mY BuLlShIt aLl tOo rEcEnTlY. i'm tRyNa' MaKe uP FoR It, ThOuGh. OnE NiGhT'S JuSt oNe nIgHt, ThOuGh. CaN'T Be aLl tHaT BaD. :o) jUsT CaTcHiN' a gLiMpSe oF YoU AlL Up aNd iN My sIgHt lInE'S A GiFt eNoUgH. tHoUgH A BrOtHeR CaN'T HeLp bUt cHuCkLe aT ThE ThOuGhT Of wHaT YoU MiGhT GoT In mInD AnD ShIt, HaHa.
YOU W1LL H4V3 TO W41T 4ND S33 4ND K33P THOS3 P33P3RS OF YOURS CLOS3D SO YOU DON'T C4TCH 4 GL1MPS3 OF TH3 SURPR1S3!!
cOnSiDeR ThEm fUcKaS HiDdEn bEhInD ThE BlInDs, ThEn. GlObE LiDs hEaViEr tHaN A BiTcH RiGhT NoW. i'lL Be gOoD AnD WaIt fOr yOu, LeGaL EvIl. Xo〕
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== why are they called... in cells... are they... imprisoned...? ==
sort of a societal prison
== that's scary... i can't even fathom... how it must be... to be imprisoned by a concept... ==
sMaShIn' 'n pAsSiN' dOn't mEaN MuCh tO MoThEr fUcKeRs lIkE Me. LoNg aS YoU GeT A BrOtHeR HiGh eNoUgH, i'd pRoBaBlY TuRn a mOtHeR FuCkIn' DeMoN CoRe iNtO A PaIl, ShIiIiIt. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #nSfW
It is strange to have conflicting feelings a8out you 8ut also not you.
dare tw0 milk what others view as unmilkable.
im always barking this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lawwlllllll hit chitt tbqch
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Dangerous territory seems to be the only one I know how to tread.
:33 < dangerous terripurry makes the adventpurr more fun :33 < don't mew think, rose? :33c
you really be frothing at the mouth for a sister and they be leaving you on read. TAKE IT FROM ME BROTHERS. IT AIN'T WORTH IT.
Aw. :(
jake. MY BROTHER. what advice do you got for me. WHEN THE SISTERS BE PLAYING MOTHER FUCKING HOP SCOTCH WITH YOUR PUSHER.
i'm glad to find someone who mother fucking understands. AIN'T HARD TO WRAP A PAN AROUND BUT SOME BITCHES JUST AIN'T FLEXIBLE LIKE US.
Oh buddy ol pal theres no easy way to take it. You just have to hunker up and realize theres plenty of fish in the sea! You might have lobster... but dont you flounder now starfish.
:,o) BRO. wanna go out soon for some mother fucking burritos and margs?
Jot me down for a good time!
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i want t0 be in the m0st abusive relati0nship p0ssible #blackr0mp0sting #vi0lence
tHiNk i'm fEeLiNg tHaT SpEcIaL KiNdA HaTe. ThE ShIt tHaT'S In yOuR SaUsAgEs. DoN'T EvEn tHiNk i rEaLlY HaTe tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR. tHeN He lIkE FuCkInG GoEs aNd sAyS SoMe sHiT AnD I WaNt tO BeAt hIm tO DeAtH. bUt tHe sHiTs sO MoThErFuCkIn. FuNnY. gOt mY FuCkInG PaLmS ItChInG MaN. nEeD To bE ElBoW DeEp iN HiS CaGe jUsT To fUcKiNg rOoT ArOuNd. NeEd tO SmEaR AlL My gReAsE SpOnGe oN ThE FuCkInG PuLpY NuG JuIcE I GoTtA TuRn hIm iNtO. I FuCkInG. nEeD. hIm bRo #gOrE #nSfWe
YOU MEAN LIKE YOU DID ME? GAM I DON’T THINK DOING THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. DON’T GET ME WRONG! BLACK FLUSH ALL YOU WANT! BUT ALSO REMINDER IF YOU DO KILL HIM THERE MIGHT NOT BE A COMING BACK FROM THAT? YOU KNOW?
IT’S OFFICIAL IM SHOOSHPAPING YOU. YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN BEFORE YOU HURT SOMEONE OR WORSE YOURSELF.
DON’T THINK THAT WILL HELP HIM AT THE MOMENT. THOUGH WE HAVEN’T EATEN YET… MAYBE IT HUNGER.
hEy bRo, YoU LiKe nEvEr mOtHeRfUcKiN' kNoW TiLl yOu uP AnD GiVe a mOtHeRfUcKeR OnE I SwEaR ThEm pIeCeS Of cHoCoLaTe gOt mAgIc iN 'eM
mMmM NaH BrO, sTrOnGeR ThAn tHaT. bUt i tHiNk hE CaN ToTaLlY FuCkInG TaKe iT BrO. wAy hE Be fLyInG OfF WiTh hIs lIpS He gOtTa hE StRoNg. CaN BeT I AiN'T ThE OnLy mOtHeRfUcKeR ThAt wAnTs hIm dEaD.
AGAIN PERFECTLY OK TO FLUSH OR LUST FOR PITCH BUT ACTUALLY KILLING HIM IS A NO GAMZEE MAKARA. WANTING AND DOING ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. AS FAR AS I KNOW, HE ISN’T GODTIER AND KILLING HIM WOULD MEAN HE GOES AWAY FOREVER. PLUS WE HAVEN’T ATE SINCE OUR ACTIVITIES YESTERDAY. WANT BELIEVE I LET US GO THIS LONG WITHOUT FOOD. SO ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOU’RE EATING BEFORE YOU KEEP ON THIS THOUGHT.
IT’S CALLED CHOCOLATE. THAT’S THE MAGIC… IT’S A COCO BEAN SWEETENED… BUT I AGREE CHOCOLATE IS GOOD… MAYBE NOT A SNICKERS THOUGH. I CAN’T EVEN EAT THEM BECAUSE OF THE NUTS IN THEM… JOHN IS EXTREMELY ALLERGIC TO THE EXISTENT OF EVEN EATING ANYTHING THAT HAS HAD ANY OF ITS BY PRODUCTS CAN NEAR KILL HIM IF WE DON’T HAVE HIS MEDICINE.
jUsT WoUlDn't gEt iT MaN, sHiT I'M FuCkIn' TaLkInG AbOuT Is pRoBaBlY A ExCiTeD LiKe lOvE BiTe ... mAyBe. I LiKe fEeLiN' lIkE ThIs i tHiNk. CaN'T FuCkInG MiLk tHaT ShIt iF He's dEaD )o: CaN'T ImAgInE HoW FuCkInG AnNoYiNg hE'D Be iF He hAd tIeR'D Up. aW AlL CoNcErNeD AbOuT Me pAlEbRo (O: sHoUlD Be tAkEn cArE Of yOu. GoT SoMe wIcKeD TaKe oUt fEw pLaNeTs oVeR. gEt lIkE OuR SnUgGlE On iN ThE MeAnTiMe (O: hOnK!
YES GAMZEE. OF COURSE I’M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. YOU’RE MY MOIRAIL. IT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY. AND FINE. TAKE OUT AND CUDDLES SOUND GOOD. HURRY UP AND GET BACK IN HERE.
Dave's greed sickens me.
its important 2 remember not only can u do whatever u want forever, but theres so much less consequences than u think there r. the world is ur oyster n ur a fukin pearl
:33< too true!
i've found the solution to being sad never talk or think about it ever again :)
hElL YeAh bRoThEr tHaT ShIt rEaLlY FuCkInG WoRkS (o:
jade, that... that was how i was thinking when i was the wolf under )(er control. :(
haha thanks your so right gamzee thanks for that
this is totally different okay? i'm free to do whatever i want it's just how you deal with it! there's nothing for me behind it all. all that exists is what's ahead, and thats all that matters.
No thoughts at all is a good way to go about it. Works for me quite well~
these little humans, dave, i get hotflashes thinking about them, very handsome young men ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
We are pretty handsome
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even when im being fetished im being excluded
>> Accurate
yeah we a hot bunch man we got the looks that can make many swoon
how about we invite all the castes to a twerk off #nsfw
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~~(__^·> unfair indigo biological advantage </3 <·^__)~~
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youve never seen fuschia cheek ripple like an ocean #nsfw
man som3tim3s i wanna lik3, coll3ct all of thos3 strid3rs put th3m in a bag, toss th3m in a t3rrarium to s33 what th3yd do
You’d be surprised; they’d cull out the “bad” ones (aka the Dirks & Bros that are not nice to their Daves) and then I believe it would get rather boring rather fast. A quick bloodbath before ultimately reaching equilibrium.
i tHiNk yOu sHoUlD (o: cAn't hUrT NoThInG
I don't believe this would actually happen besides the first part. Strider's in a room together equals a crazed echo chamber that gets worse and more funnier as more time goes along. Give them things to do things with and they are the monkey on a typewriter. They eventually will create God.
look for som3on3 whos trying to 3ncourag3 m3 not to you'r3 gi<ing m3 a lot of r3asons to do this
That is where we disagree. While you are correct in that mass chaos will ensue, I believe a method to the madness will rapidly develop. A language of Eden of sorts. I fully believe the Dave’s would be the most chaotic, however they are likely to default to a sense of normalcy once the majority of Dirks/Bros grow weary. The chaos would come in measured waves, in my opinion.
Yeah. No. I and my Dave would be sitting in a corner yapping our asses off and strifing. I'm sure there would be others. Also, have you ever seen a bro not be chill? It's easily done by a Dave saying some wack-ass shit. Bros (most) are the easiest to crack (not in that way) if you have a Dave and a lot of bullshit for that Dave to spew. Sadly it only works if that Bro hates their Dave and therefore any other Dave. I won't speak on Dirks, as I am one, and I do not want anyone to get any ideas with an analysis.