Gamzee Makara
@capriciousWardog
Just chilling, lots of downtime Did everything wrong before, doubt there's any making up for it ♦: taken ♥︎♠♣: (not looking)
˚. ᵎᵎ 🍇 GAMZEE MAKARA ಄ ⋆˚࿔ canon compliment | candy timeline saved my KK at the end of the game ▪ ▪ ▪ a study in wtf is wrong with this damn clown tbh (a lot) ──────────────── ꒰ ▪ ♑︎ ▪ ꒱ ──────────────── ⪼ˎˊ˗ A very normal and well adjusted adult Gamzee with ** NO ** underlying issues whatsoever. He is a faithful war dog to his Commander Karkat. The big kahuna points and his problems are splattered into the finest blood mist. Truly the highlight of his week when he’s deployed. Does KK feel bad about using him? Yes, but does Gamzee enjoy being used? Also yes. This man has problems, self worth, rage, loneliness, faith, sobriety, REAL deep generational shit but is he chill about it? Totally, like don’t even worry about him for real. He’s learned from the last time there are worse things than death (like he can die anyway lol). Could he realistically reduce a world to the beautiful blood ocean he thinks about? Yes. Would it be so fucking easy and fill up the hole in his soul? Yes, but wants to think not. Would it feel good though? Yes. What he really wants is to feel less lonely on an atomic level. He knows he’s a weapon. He knows people are afraid of him, that no matter what he does it won’t make up for all of it, that he’s lucky he has what he has and should accept his cards and try again next go round. Being used is better than being alone. ───── ˚. ᵎᵎ EXPECTATIONS ੭﹕﹒ ▪ NSFWE, gore, violence, abuse, substances, incest, selfcest, the GOOD stuff ! ▪ DM’s are open, ic and ooc. i like making friends but if i come off cold it’s the tism, if i don’t have anything to say i just won’t say anything lol. ▪ chat style rp is fine for chittr interactions but i prefer third person paragraph style if you plan on interacting with him in person ▪ i’m not easily squeaked, i like most kinks ▪ i ** WON'T ** interact with self inserts/fictives period. ⪼ˎˊ˗ i ONLY block gimmick accounts ppl that experience crazy character bleed or you annoy me a stupid CRAZY amount ───── ˚. ᵎᵎ EXTRA ੭﹕﹒ ▪ mun goes by cannibal and local cannibal everywhere that matters. ▪ mun is black. ▪ all art posted here is mine unless stated otherwise ▪ i'm cool with late replies or replying to old stuff ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ ▪ if you wonder why i’m not replying to your thread it’s cause i be thinking, pondering even, i never forget … unless i do (like a week passes). https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a23f4bef7fe2.png
mMmM SeArChInG ThE FuCkIn bEnEfItS Of a sAlT LiCk #NoTtHeSlUr
They are h☽o☾nestly quite a g☽oo☾d investment. They d☽o☾ little harm, supplement y☽o☾ur salt intake if l☽o☾w, and ☽o☾ffer enrichment. ⋆˚࿔
i dO Be lAcKiN ThAt mOtHeRfUcKiN EnRiChMeNt. ThAnKs bRoThA (o:
Y☽o☾u are m☽o☾st welc☽o☾me, darling cl☽o☾wn. ⋆˚࿔
tHiNk mY PoPs lEt mE EaT ToO MuCh sAnD As lIkE A FuCkIn gRuB. oR NoT EnOuGh. IoN KnOw
Oh I sUppOsE thE mEssIAhs hAvE thEIr wAys Of gEttIng tO All Of OUr kIn, dO thEy nOt brOthEr? AmEn
sEe lIkE GoT Me sAyIn aMeN BrO, gOt mE FeElIn sOmEtHiN It sTiLl bEiN A ReFlEx )O:
vErY LuSuS ThInG To sAy bRoThEr bUt cAn't dIsAgReE M StRoNg aS ShIt.
my ApOlOgIEs gOOd brOthEr Im nOt sUrE I qUItE UndErstAnd whAt yOU mEAn Is thAt A bAd thIng? I hOpE I hAvE nOt OffEndEd :(
nO No, PrObLeM Is lIkE IdUnNo iF It's a gOoD Or bAd tHiNg yA KnOw? My oWn pAn bUsInEsS No oFfEnSe tAkEn bRo (O:
Oh! It Is vEry gOOd dEArEst brOthEr I knOw nOt hOw mUch scrIptUrE yOU hAvE rEAd, ApOlOgIEs, I spEnd mUch Of my tImE AmOngst thE scrIptUrAl schOlArs
rEaLlY ThInK ThAt's jUsT ThE StRiDeRs mOtTo hOnKhOnK (o: ShIt wOrKs tHo
iT'S BeEn mAd lOnG BuT I ReMeMbEr, DoN'T FoRgEt sOmEtHiN ImPoRtAnT LiKe tHaT. tHe fAiThS JuSt ... sHaKeN RaTtLiN AnD RoLlIn (O: hOpE It bRiNgS YoU MuCh cOmFoRt tHo bRoThEr
No. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard at least one other person use it. I can tell you in confidence that the Strider motto is certainly not ‘don’t lose your head.’
fEeLiN LiKe vErY FuCkIn wHiMsIcAl tOnIgHt. ScUtTlIn aNd sKeDaDdLiN. (O:
nEvEr rEaLlY SkEdAdDlEd bEfOrE. wAnNa mAkE ThAt fUcKiN 🎶🎶 sOuNd.
fUcK. a mOtHeRfUcKeR HaSn't pArToOk iN ThE SaCrEd aRtS. i sTiLl gOt tHaT BaRk bEaSt iN Me? CaN A MoThErFuCkEr sTiLl fOlD BaLlOoNs lIkE He uSeD To???
C☽o☾uld y☽o☾u c☽o☾nt☽o☾rt them int☽o☾ an eel? ⋆˚࿔
tOtAlLy! So fUcKiN FaSt tOo! GoOgLy eYeS N FuCkIn aLl!!
I w☽o☾uld be elated. ⋆˚࿔
fEeLiN VeRy fUcKiN #cRaBmAxInG Or lIkE #cRuStAtIoNmAxInG BuT LiKe nOt iN A SeAdWeAlEr wAy yA DiG?
mAyBe. BuT LiKe nOt fOrEvEr. BuT AlSo .... FuCkIn mAyBe fOrEvEr.
yEaH! sEe wHaT AlL ThE ScUtTlIn's aBoUt
rIgHt!! nOt sOmEtHiN YoU CaN JuSt dO WiTh tWo lEgS. fUn tO SaY ToO. mAd fUcKiN WhImSiCaL.
i m scuttlin rn aahhaha im jus on my fingres an toes movin g around scutling
hElL YeAh bRoThEr!!! CrAb mAxInG OvEr hErE. oN ThE PiAnO KeYs wItH ThE MiScHiEf!! (O:
yA KnOw i tHiNk sO ToO! fOlKs dOn't wAnNa fUcKiN LiStEn tO Me. ThEy jUsT AiN'T ReAdY FoR ScUtTlInG InTo gOoD ViBeS! (O:
good vibess are wut i am al l abuot? me n my bois aahaha and now i scutle too!
lIkE HoW PoLiTe cRaBs eAt. YeAh lIl bRo gEt yEr nIbBlE On.
mUsT LiKe fEeL So gOoD To eAt lIkE ThAt!! lIkE A LiNe aT A TiMe oR SoMeThIn.
kInDa mIsS ThE VeNtS. sLiNkInG RoUnD, oBsErViNg, TiGhT SpAcEs. VeRy fUcKiN LiKe cRaYfIsH ThInGs.
hOnK HoNk(o: LiKe wHeN He gEtS To hItTiN AlL ThE BuTtOnS. fEeLiN SoMeThIn mIgHtY MoThErFuCkIn sTrOnG!
@TwInArMaGgEtFuCkEd tHoUgHt yOu hIt 222 fOlLoWeRs fEr rEaL BrO
man, i wish. i've been stagnating at just under 200 f0r ab0ut a perigee n0w. it's like n0 0ne wants t0 help me achieve my g0al 0f getting the hell 0ff 0f here.
pInCh bEaSt iN A BuCkEt mAn, CaN'T EsCaPe tHiS FuCkInG ToRmEnT NeXuS To fUnNy bRoThA. hElL I'D LiKe pRoBs uNfOlLoW Ya jUsT So eXtEnD YeR MoThErFuCkIn sTaY
tHeE AcTuAl mOtHeRfUcKiN G.O.A.T nOw lIsTeNiNg:
oOo wE TaLkIn bOuT MoThErFuCkIn dAtIn sTaNdArDs? * lIkE Be fUnNy, NoT JoKeS BuT LiKe nAtUrAlLy hIlArIoUs. * sMaRt, LiKe fUcKiNg qUiCk wItTeD, sUb pArT Of bEiN FuNnY. * Be lIkE CoOl wItH JuSt sItTiN In sIlEnCe. LiKe sOmEtImEs a mOtHeRfUcKeR JuSt wAnNa vIbE. * UnDeRsTaNd a mOtHeRfUcKeR LoVeS ThAt sWeEt fUcKiN #gOrE N PaIn. If iT'S GoNnA Be a lOnG TeRm tHiNg wE GoTtA Be cHeWiN On eAcH OtHeR. * GoTtA Be fUcKiNg kInD, nOt lIkE NiCe lIkE ReAl fUcKiN KiNdNeSs iS HaRd bRo. Do sHiT CaUsE GoOd fOr oThErS N ShIt, DoN'T GoTtA Be nIcE BoUt iT. NoT LiKe a rEqUiReMeNt bUt i aIn't iNtO ThE PoLy qUaD ThInG. qUaDs gOt a lOtTa mOtHeRfUcKeRs aLrEaDy, DoN'T WaNt tWo rAiLs tHaT EnD Up nOt lIkInG EaCh oThEr )O:
This is s☽o☾ sweet! ⋆˚࿔
hOnK HoNk (O: tHaNkS jUsT WaNnA LiKe bE WiTh sOmEoNe n tHeY LiKe bEiN WiTh mE
As d☽o☾ we all! ⋆˚࿔
a mOtHeRfUcKiN ClOsEd mOuTh rEaLlY WoN'T GeT FuCkIn fEd. (o:
gEtTiN LiKe fUcKiNg fInGeRbLaStEd rEaLlY MaKeS LiFe a-oKaY (o:
cOuRsE A MoThErFuCkEr gEtS ThIs sHiT
wow our results r almost in the same order
nOw lIsTeNiNg:
lEtS LiKe fUcKiNg sEe iF ThIs sHiT WoRkS (o: a mOtHeRfUcKeR LoOkIn tO GeT HiS SpOiLiNg oN #sUgArLuSuS
what you doing tomorrow
nOt a gOg dAmN ThInG, mIgHt fUcK ArOuNd tRyInG To hUnCh oN A DaVe bUt aIn't hOlDiNg mY BrEaTh fR. (O:
WE WILL 8E FIERCE AND 8EAT TO THE GODS
rIgHt oN MiMe mE? mImE-KaRa? DoLiNg oUt sUgAr tO ThE FuCkInG LeSs fOrTuNaTeS
urge to take a clowns money...
rIgHt fUcKiN On (O: i gOt a fEw fItS ReAdY To gO. dM WhEn yOu rEaDy n wE'Ll lInK Up
gOtTa eArN It mAn (O: aIn't nO ChArItY BuT Em rEaL GeNeRoUs
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ question are you paying in caegars or boondollars #needsometrollcurrencyforsomestuff #Igotboondollars #alotofthembutlikenotrollcurrency
cAeGeRs,dUnNo tHe lIkE CoNvErSiOn tO HuMaN MoNeY (o:
nOw lIsTeNiNg:
MAYBE MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO DATE PEOPLE WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
nOw lIsTeNiNg:
