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( ・◇・) My fellow friends! I need outfit ideas! Can you send me images or links to outfits I should wear? (PLEASE KEEP IT APPROPRIATE!!!)
I WOULDN'T KNOW THE REPUTATION, TO BE HONEST. A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY SHIT ABOUT IT, BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH THE THING THAT GAME THING. IT'S NICE TO TALK TO YOU, TOO, GAM. YOU CAN DO IT.
i want t0 tear y0u in tw0 everytime y0u speak
todays tip for aristocrats dont teach your ex slavve i mean milkmaid howw to read she WWILL end up on chittr wwhich is basically a pr nightmare fuck im ruined i gotta contact my legislacerator
nevver an i mean NEVVER compare me to that vvirtue signalin wwashed up swweater jackin dwwarfblood again do not underestimate the unbridled libido of a sub 8 fincel wwho has nevver held a girls flipper i am a sexual maniac
is he soft is he wwarm wwhat does he smell like
i knoww you pissants are quivverin in your second hand rags at the thought a me commentin on the concupiscent chaos unleashed by cros pua postin but as a literal khhvv its basically my empress givven right to say somethin pains me as it does to agree wwith him cros knuckleheaded howw to guide for scorin nook is a last resort for those a us wwho havve exhausted evvery socially acceptable avvenue for gettin pailed an reaped a success rate a negativve 0.00000000000% the ugly truth is that evverythin that blasted nookscrap wwrote about is assured to get you bitches because regardless a caste regardless a wwhether theyre land hags or sea hags all wwomen share one constant elemental trait an that is their lovve for bein treated like shit yup thats right ladies lovve it wwhen you treat them like caca wwhich is wwhy nice guys like me are doomed to linger in the no mans land a vvirginity forevver addendum the inimitable an immaculate empress a alternia wwanted me to state that she is not to be lumped together wwith these masochists because she is impervvious to wwhatevver plagues the rest a the feminine masses
I am, certainly, not nearly so base and publicly crude.
#CULLCR0NU54MP0R4 Y34H D0 7H47 700
cronus amporas guide to the ladies a prelude #nsfvw #nsfvwe #cagttl alright, the masses begged and i deliwvered. novw, i need no introduction. im cronus ampora, lovwe me or hate me, you secretly and shamefully wvant me. wvere gonna be going babe by babe, but i think itd be smart to start wvith some general stuff. most important rule: if youre hot enough you can get avway vwith anything. you see hovw the site imploded ovwer that one guy for being kinda skeewvy? it wvas because he had a receding hairline. you dont see any of that happening to anyone else, no matter hovw much theyre talking about banging clovwns or the pregnancy aoe blast or begging to be beaten and bruised. its because vwere all hot. if someone thinks youre a bad guy, theyll wvant you to be ugly. ivwe got gals saying drawvings of me should be pimplier, because they equate looks wvith morality. so, you vwant babes? you gotta be at least a 7 to follovw the tips im gonna lay out. next thing: you gotta knowv hovw to figure out vwhat people vwant. i mean, wve all wvant the same thing: satisfaction. people go on and on about philosophy, but evweryone vwants pleasure and vwants to avwoid pain. sure, vwhat those look like might be swvapped for some people, but the principle stands. hedonism vwins evwery time. but you gotta figure out wvhat flavwor peoples hedonism takes. most common thing i see is that a gal vwould totally go for it, but she wvants both to feel good and to keep her dignity at the same time. there are twvo angles of attack here, but they both inwvolvwe putting you twvo on the same lewvel. pull her dovwn or push yourself up. make her feel like she barely ewven deservwes you, then generously offer yourself on a silwver platter. nowv this assumes that she actually vwants dignity, because itll look like that for some babes, but then they actually vwant you to take charge and get off to you stealing their dignity, vwell get into that later. final point i think, nevwer change yourself for a wvoman. wve aint looking for something real long-term, though if you can swving that great, a babe liwving in the same hivwe as you is a babe you can hawve fun wvith vwhenevwer you wvant. but vwhat i mean is, it just aint vworth it. you can do wvhatevwer they ask, change hovwewver, it vwont matter. look at me. i used to be a total dwveeb, realized people didnt like me, i changed. didnt matter, i still got treated the same. you think that if i start being all nice and polite and respectful nowv that itll change hovw im treated? nah, first impressions are ewverything. im a cronus, anything i say is ewvil. just ask that one cro, hell tell you howv much he gets shat on just for havwing the name. nah, i embrace vwho i am, im mask off. im not saying you gotta be honest, but dont lie to yourself, thats for other people. thats for folks vwho dont think theyre hedonists, vwho hold themselvwes up to some sorta moral grandstanding. all thats left for any of us is seeking sensory delight. anything else is just wvindowv dressing. i guess to close this section, im sure this is gonna get a lotta losers in the comments saying they didnt read it, or that im a vwirgin, or that this stuff wvould newver vwork. to them, i say... it has, it does, and it wvill. you aint all so complex as you make yourselwves out to be. wve all see those confessions, people vwant me. you should see howv my dms look. it really aint hard for me to get some if im in the mood. i make for a good punching bag, but that doesnt change that i keep wvinning. look forwvard to part 1, im starting off on a high note vwith one of my fawvorite gals, ill be teaching you all hovw to get rosies to soak through their panties for you.
APPARENTLY MY MOIRAIL WANTS TO BE A FUCKASS AND MAKE FUN OF ME BY MAKING PICTURES OF ME OVER TOP MEMES. DAVE. HOW DID YOU CORRUPT HIM IN ONE SOLAR CYCLE? THIS IS SOME SHIT YOU WOULD DO SO I’M BLAMING YOU AND BITING HIM. FUCK BOTH OF YOU. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? LET’S THROW EGBERT IN THERE TOO! WHY? BECAUSE I SAID SO. ALSO BECAUSE I KNOW THEY WOULD GET TO FUCKING SMUG AT ME ATTACKING ONLY YOU AND O DON’T WANT TO COME BACK TO „HEIR HEAD“ EGBERT AGAIN. SO FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU!
eri no stop it aint wworth it this isnt you this isnt your collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic cardiovvascular system thisll only make you hate yourself in the end like more than before
any time some libelous wwench gets the smart idea to spread lies about me leavvin a trail a pleasure goo in her dms its because shes hopin to get a gag fee outta me itd wwork too if at least ONE a these airheads bothered swweetenin the deal but none a them are wwillin to commit hard enough to slather their tootsies in grubsauce #ohwwell
im gonna complain about this too. rude.
@CAPRICIOUSWARDOG IM HAD FOOD AND TALKED TO MY BOYFRIENDS. I NEED TO TALK TO MY MOIRAIL NOW. AKA YOU. I’M NOT UPSET.
make it stop please #substances #soporposting
consider the following lazy
*scraping noises*
W9w. I'm actually a little ast9unded 6y the leaps in l9gic y9u've made here. Apparently I still need t9 remind y9u and every9ne else wh9 participates in this Chittr trends that these p9sts are *pu6lic* and easily accessi6le. Lest I p9tentially trigger s9me9ne wh9 happens t9 stum6le acr9ss this p9st unaware that they were venturing int9 such a disgusting c9nversati9n t9pic 6y dissecting y9ur argument here, I think we sh9uld c9ntinue this discussi9n in private 6ef9re it gets any w9rse.
OOOK. SSO.. BEEN. HHAVJFBF TRHE WHISKY ALL DAY. AANND. ANSND. FFOORGT CHITR. EEISXITED. HHII.. I SSTIL MISS MMY CRRABDAD... #SUBSTANCE
Fine, alright, I ap9l9gize f9r assuming. 6ut frankly, I d9n't care what unsav9ry parts y9u're thinking with, as l9ng as y9u keep me 9ut 9f th9se th9ughts and 9ff 9f Chittr. It's n9 6usiness 9f mine what s9rts 9f things get y9u 9ff, alth9ugh I *will* say that finding 96jectificati9n h9t is deeply pr96lematic and I certainly h9pe y9u aren't alluding t9 finding the pr9spect 9f 96jectifying *me* t9 6e ar9using. I'm already n9t f9nd 9f y9u calling me tiny as if that's part 9f what attracts y9u t9 me, as "tiny" implies my height is an a6n9rmality and thus s9mething t9 6e sexualized. I d9n't kn9w what part 9f this exchange reads t9 y9u as if I'm 69thered, h9wever. I am speaking t9 y9u with a perfectly neutral t9ne 9f text. Just 6ecause I am calmly and rati9nally explaining myself t9 y9u d9esn't mean that I am anything 6ut chill a69ut this. #NSFW #NSFWSu6jectMatter #GenitaliaMenti9n
I DO NOT HAVE RABIES. I DO *NOT* HAVE RABIES.
I saw y9ur p9st. D9n't remind me. What y9u said a69ut me is disgusting and 96jectifying, and what's w9rse, is it's c9mpletely invalidating 9f the lived experiences 9f #Celi6ate individuals. My purp9sefully n9nexistent sex life has n9 6earing 9n my level 9f chill. I'm already chill. I'm 9ne 9f the chillest pe9ple 9n Chittr. Y9ur eg9 is far t99 6ig if y9u think y9ur 6ulge can meaningfully affect my pers9nality, and I suggest y9u take a c9ld sh9wer 9r tw9. #NSFW #GenitaliaMenti9n
Thank y9u. I was really h9ping s9me9ne w9uld say this.
Pass.
im trying really hard to not just post a full rant/wvent vwhatevwer to just get it off my chest so ill leavwe it at that. until i get mad about it again vwhen someone pisses me off about it again.