♣ mediated by @capriciousWardog
nah its great im having fun
why the fuck would i need to count, thats what the abacus is for
god damn dude please be needy are you fucking kidding me right now
oh dont get it twisted i dont see this as any kinda romantic shit nowhere near in fact cuz yeah i think objectively we only *sometimes* get along and shit cuz youre batshit insane and thats a fact lmao but thats also kinda whats hot quad shit is a troll thing so good thing im a human huh no strings attached
oh yeah sure dude whenever you want
post some ass or shut the fuck up aha
oh my god it is him i fuckin knew it
caught an uber (dont ask) and bro is lost like i mean fully lost taking the long scenic fucking route where the fuck is he taking me right now
lil bitch
unfortunately no hes still around flaunting his pranksters gambit like its a rolex
:33 < cute
but my reputation man think of the reputation
i dont know this isnt my usual thing you know that
lmao ok i guess its a waste? idk humans usually get sick from #cannibalism
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youre getting me fucked up over here dude oh my god
im just naturally a pretty private guy
nothing appropriate for the public to see man
but its so cute when you do that
jesus
nah man youre just a special case not easy in the slightest if you ask anyone else
THERE ARE BIGGER AND BETTER
how about i come round again soon?
youre so cute man
YO WHOSE GONNA LET ME WATCH THEM FUCK FROM THE CUCK CHAIR #NSFW
oh yeah but were both like open and shit polyamory style
ykw this is the first time somebody has accepted me saying that instead of telling me "lmfao no you dont" so i cant be mad. not that i was mad anyway
you can use your imagination or get a midnight snack with me
Metal band name font, womb tat.
Like I said, ask sweetly and I’ll be inclined to match your freak.
They likely will be, they don't last very long around here.
y0u mean like green day?
D --> Milk is the superior beverage
i knøw løl i just løve that flat løøk yøu give me when i act dumb
ABSOLuTELY NOT.
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SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. SHOOT ME A MESSAGE.
OF FuCKING COuRSE.
imagine if i travelled back in time to create a month named daveruary imagine that davetember daveril i just hold the caesars hostage til they make it happen im gonna be born on davecember third now
OK SO I HAVE A GRUB. AND BEFORE ANY OF YOU START, YES, HE’S FUCKING ADORABLE. I KNOW. I HAVE EYES. HE’S GOT GAMZEE’S HORNS AND HAIR, MY TEETH, AND SOMEHOW THE COLOR OF THE INSIDE OF A FUCKING BANANA. HIS BLOOD IS THAT SAME WEIRD YELLOW COLOR, TOO, BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU THROW A MUTANT BLOOD INTO THE MIX. HIS TEMPERATURE IS ALSO ABSOLUTELY FUCKED. HE’S COLD. NOT ‘OH, HIS LITTLE HANDS ARE A BIT CHILLY’ COLD. I MEAN COLD AS A CORPSE. I’M CONSTANTLY HAVING TO WRAP HIM UP, CUDDLE HIM, OR GIVE HIM A WARM BATH JUST TO GET HIM BACK TO A TEMPERATURE THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME THINK I’M GOING TO HAVE TO START SCREAMING FOR A MEDIC. WHICH, OF COURSE, HE LOVES. THE SECOND HE GETS INTO WARM WATER, HE STARTS MAKING THESE LITTLE CHIRPS AND HONKS AND GETS THIS LITTLE GLEAM IN HIS EYES. AND I SWEAR TO GOG, IT’S THE EXACT SAME LOOK GAMZEE GETS WHEN HE’S ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING THAT’S GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERY DECISION I’VE EVER MADE. SO THAT’S FUCKING GREAT. I’VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME WORRYING ABOUT WHETHER I’M ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF HIM. HE’S SO SMALL, AND THERE’S SO MUCH THAT CAN GO WRONG WHEN YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR SOMETHING THAT CAN’T EXACTLY TELL YOU WHAT IT NEEDS YET. BUT I’M FIGURING IT OUT. I’M LEARNING HIS LITTLE SOUNDS. I KNOW WHICH ONES MEAN HE’S HUNGRY, WHICH ONES MEAN HE WANTS TO BE HELD, AND WHICH ONES MEAN HE’S PROBABLY ABOUT TO GET INTO SOMETHING HE SHOULDN’T. I’M STILL WORRIED. PROBABLY ALWAYS WILL BE. BUT I’M STARTING TO THINK MAYBE THAT’S NOT ENTIRELY A BAD THING. MAYBE IT JUST MEANS I CARE. …AND, YEAH. I’VE GOTTEN PRETTY FUCKING ATTACHED. IF HE MAKES ONE OF THOSE LITTLE HONKS AT ME, I’M GETTING UP TO SEE WHAT HE WANTS. WHICH IS FINE. HE’S MY GRUB. I LOVE HIM. I’M PROBABLY GOING TO REGRET POSTING THIS LATER, BUT WHATEVER.
I KNOW YOU DON'T TRY TO BE GAMZEE. IT’S AT NO FAULT OF YOUR OWN TO BE THAT WAY. AND I DON’T BLAME YOU FOR IT EITHER. I KNOW IM GOING TO KICK MYSELF FOR ASKING BUT WHY DID YOU STILL THINK WE WERE WHEN YOU PRACTICALLY BEGGED TO BE WITH KANKRI? I TOLD YOU TO GO FOR IT. I TOLD YOU I WOULD STILL BE THERE BUT THAT I WAS HURTING. I EVEN CHANGED MY STATUS TO SHOW I WASN'T WITH YOU ANYMORE SO YOU COULD PURSUE HIM WITHOUT HAVING ME HOLD YOU BACK. SO WHY DID YOU THINK WE WERE STILL TOGETHER? HELL IF I KNEW YOU STILL SAW US TOGETHER I WOULD HAVE TRIED TO REACH OUT MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE I STILL WANT YOU TO BE MY MOIRAIL AND I STILL CARE ABOUT YOU AND WORRY ABOUT YOU BUT I THOUGHT YOU CONSIDERED ME UNWORTHY OF IT. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I NEVER SAW YOU AS A BOTHER. YOU DON'T IRRITATE ME OFTEN AND EVEN ON THE RARE CHANCE YOU DO UPSET ME WHICH REMINDER IS A NORMAL PART OF THE RELATIONSHIP EVEN WITH MOIRAILS, IT DOESN’T MEAN I WANT TO JUST STOP CARING ABOUT YOU. OK SO I DO HAVE A BIT OF APOLOGIZING TO DO FOR SOME OF THE WORDS I SAID BUT ILL DO THAT IN PRIVATE BECAUSE I RATHER NOT GIVE CHANCE OF SOMEONE STEPPING INTO THIS CONVERSATION AND MAKING THE APOLOGY SOUND LESS THAN WHAT IT IS. HONESTLY DAVE AND I TRY AND GET OUT WHEN WE CAN NOW. IT’S JUNE WHO’S BEEN A HOME BODY. I TAKE THE GRUB OUT AT LEAST ONCE A DAY TO GET A GOOD LOOK OF THE OUTSIDE TOO BUT IM KEEPING THE PROPER SOCIALIZING TO A MINIMUM TILL HE'S BIG ENOUGH TO NOT GET SUDDENLY SICK. AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO REMIND ME THAT YOU DIDN’T HAVE YOUR LUSUS AROUND. I REMEMBER. I STILL THINK YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD ONE BECAUSE THAT FEAR YOU FEEL IS THE SAME FEAR I FEEL ABOUT THIS. THAT FEELING OF “WHAT IF I FUCK HIM UP..? WHAT IF I SAY THE WRONG THING AND CHANGE HIS LIFE FOR THE WORST?” BUT THE ISSUE IS THAT IT’S A WHAT IF. YOU WONT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY AND AS LING AS HE DOESN’T END UP BEING CULLED BEFORE HE CAN MAKE HIS OWN CHOICES OR GETS HURT REALLY BAD, THEN HOW BAD COULD I OR YOU REALLY BE AS LUSUS? IT’S SCARY BUT HE NEEDS ME NOW BECAUSE I MADE A PROMISE AND I DON’T PLAN TO BREAK IT.
GAMZEE YOU CAN BE SO DENSE SOMETIMES. YOU WERE THE ONE THAT KEPT TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH ME. I DIDNT WANT TO BREAK UP BUT YOU KEPT GOING ON ABOUT WANTING TO BE WITH KANKRI, AND HOW HE UNDERSTOOD YOU BETTER SO I DESPITE NOT WANTING TO, GAVE UP. I RATHER NOT HURT YOU. AND I DIDNT WANT TO BE YOUR MOIRAIL BECAUSE OF OUR GRUB. I WANTED TO BE YOUR MOIRAIL BECAUSE YOUR YOU. WHAT KIND OF MOIRAIL HOLDS BACK THE OTHER IF THEY DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE AROUND THEM. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I ACTUALLY STOPPED BEING THERE. IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY ANYTHING. CHECKED CHITTER LIKE TWICE A NIGHT TO SEE IF YOU EVER NEEDED ME OR WANTED ME. I KEPT MY PROMISE. IM STILL HERE. AND YES I KNOW “I DO BE YAPPING”. IT’S KIND OF MY THING IF IT ISN'T DAVE'S. WHICH TRUST ME HE COULD TALK NONSENSE CIRCLES AROUND ME TILL I FOUND MYSELF TOO DIZZY TO KEEP GOING AND HE WOULD STILL BE. I LOVE HIM AND WOULD LISTEN TO HIM FOR HOURS BUT HE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE LONG WINDED LOOK LIKE A SLOGAN FOR THIS.. UH… FAMILY? THATS WHAT THE HUMANS CALL IT AT LEAST. AND I WASN’T SAYING I WOULD TRY AND GET YOU KNOCKED UP THOUGH IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO GO THAT ROUTE I WOULDN’T MIND TRYING BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME EVEN IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD BE TO NERVOUS TO TAKE CARE OF THE EGG OR GRUB YOURSELF. I WAS SAYING IF YOU KNOCK ME UP AGAIN YOU’RE THE ONE TAKING CARE OF THE EGG, AND EVENTUAL GRUB. WOW I AM IN A MOOD TONIGHT. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
guy whø straightens his pubes vs guy whø curls his underarm hair #nsfw
WELL THATS BECAUSE I WANTED SOME TIME ALONE WITH HIM TO GET USE TO HIM BEING HERE. BUT THIS WAS A POST TO KIND OF QUIETLY ANNOUNCE IT. WASNT EXPECTING THE VERY FIRST THING YOU SAY TO ME AFTER WE STOPPED BEING MOIRAILS TO BE “SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE ANOTHER ONE.”AND IM STILL CHILL ABOUT THE HANDS OFF THING BUT YOU DESERVE TO GET TO KNOW YOUR OWN BLOOD RIGHT? ASLP DONT BE SO WORRIED. HE ISNT BAD, JUST LOUD… AND TALKATIVE. SHOULD HAVE FIGURED HE WOULD PICK UP MY TRAIT IN THAT. AND IF DAVE SAYS WE DONT HAVE ROOM THEN WE DON’T HAVE ROOM. SO UNLESS YOUR PLANNING TO TAKE ONE TO RAISE YOURSELF THEN MAYBE ITS BEST WE DONT HAVE ANOTHER? PLUS THIS ONE HAS ALREADY BEEN TYING EGDERP AND I UP. DAVES BEEN HELPING IN HIS OWN WAYS TOO. LIKE GETTING ME FOOD WHEN IVE BEEN TO BUSY.
i'm nøt making yøu a karkat breeding nest dude #nsfw
Toddler. Kid. I don’t know. She’s about waist high on me.
???? i døn't knøw høw tø dø safe renøvatiøns
YOU’RE HEARING THAT YOUR GRUB FINALLY HATCHED AND THE FIRST THING YOU WANT TO SAY IS YOU WANT TO PLUG ME UP WITH ANOTHER ONE..? GAMZEE, AS MUCH AS I WILL ADMIT I DID LIKE THE ATTENTION AND THE FEELING OF… YOU, I DONT KNOW HOW WELL I WOULD DO BALANCING TWO GRUBS.. NOW THIS ISN'T A NO, BUT A “IF YOU WANT THAT THEN YOU NEED TO COME HERE, MEET YOUR GRUB, AND TALK WITH BOTH ME AND MY HUSBAND TO BE.” #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
LOTTA DOGS IN LABOR I GUESS.
oh I needed this thanks
see that was actually a test and now i can see how you fumbled man come on hahaha don’t worry im not fr trying anything i prefer to get to know a dawg first anyway
Oh I sUppOsE thE mEssIAhs hAvE thEIr wAys Of gEttIng tO All Of OUr kIn, dO thEy nOt brOthEr? AmEn
waiting for this guy lik≡ an imp≡rial soldi≡rs cr≡stfall≡n mat≡sprit waiting for him to com≡ hom≡ from his d≡ploym≡nt to th≡ st≡llor≡i-v syst≡m
remember to leash your clowns if youre taking them out in public
i should clarify to basically all dirks no im not mistaking you for "my dirk" my "dirk" is a forty year old man who lives in an apartment with his puppet child-bride the guy you call "bro" is basically a dead-ringer for my lil guy
im not N0T interested.
no promises
:o/ I even get accused of kidnapping and murder when I was sound asleep! :o) I suppose my reputation must proceed me.
no :)
8=D < Goodlight, your highness.
D --> No D --> Neighaps I was wrong D --> Continue disobeying me D --> Continue pitying my chit D --> Do it D --> I demand you do it
oh you mean literally.
8=D < You should know. Your battering frond wounded my tomb over and over again. I thought I was going to have your foals. You fawned over my tomb tattoo (pictured here) being pressed out. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6801b778c858.jpg
Don't drag bots into what's transparently an envious tantrum. What did we ever do to you or your one-like chitts.
BUT THAT MEANS YOU AND JUNE NEEEEEEEEEEEED TO LEARN TO GET ALONG.
nø
oh he was def suckling on them teats like a pig with an apple.
IM NOT A VANTAS ANYMORE IM A SERKET FUCK YOU
@caprici9usWard9g S9, I w9n't 6e p9sting the full c9ntent 9f y9ur questi9n here f9r privacy's sake, as it seemed deeply pers9nal and may6e n9t s9mething y9u want t9 share with Chittr at large, 6ut I d9 want t9 answer it. Ap9l9gies that it has taken me this l9ng t9 get t9 it. Y9u asked a69ut manga rec9mmendati9ns. While I cann9t claim I have an extensive kn9wledge 9f East 6ef9ran graphic n9vels, I am quite cl9se with a few tr9lls wh9 gleefully partake in East 6ef9ran cultural exp9rts (many 9f wh9m are n9t East 6ef9ran themselves #CulturalAppr9priati9nImplicati9n), s9 9ver the sweeps I have f9rmed an 9pini9n 9n a few particular w9rks. Given that y9u have expressed an interest in 6ef9ran hem9caste p9litics in the past, y9u may enj9y this, th9ugh its c9ntent is s9mewhat pr96lematic due t9 the age 9f the w9rk. I suggest pr9ceeding with cauti9n. Eik9ku K9i M9n9gatari Emma -「A 6urgundy6l99ded Hivemaid Waxes Pale F9r A Mime!? Set In The Victr9llian Era, A Demure And M9dest Warm6l99d W9rking As A Live-In Maid F9r A Silent Clergy Catches The Attenti9n 9f A Mem6er 9f The Cl9wnclave After She Accidentally Hits Him In The Face With A D99r. It's Pity At First Sight! ...6ut Will The Rest 9f The Cl9wnclave Accept 9ne 9f Their 9wn Fraternizing With A Lesser? 9r Will He 6e F9rced T9 A6and9n His Way 9f Life T9 6e With His 9ne True Palemate? The Grim Shad9w 9f Caste Inequality L99ms 9ver This Unlikely Pair 9f W9uld-6e C9nciliat9rs And Dares T9 Ask... Is Pity Always This Much 9f A Mess?? 」 Warnings include: #Peri9dTypicalHem9casteism #Victr9llianEraStere9types #P9werIm6alances #Du6i9usWarm6l99dFetishizati9n #QuadrantSmearing #CullSmearing #West6ef9r9philia #West6ef9rusAsSeenThr9ughAnEastern6ef9ranLens #V9w6reaking #V9ws9fSilence #And9therSuchV9ws #MaidC9stumes #Inappr9priateUse9fMaidUnif9rms #Ancest9rlyDisappr9val #UnhappyEnding #Questi9ningIfItIsReallyW9rthIt #When9neHasS9ManyM9reVia6leR9mantic9pp9rtunitiesAvaila6leT9Them As f9r the 9ther part 9f y9ur questi9n, I'll 6e messaging y9u sh9rtly. Thank y9u f9r y9ur patience. #QnA #Asks #East6ef9ranCulturalExp9rts #AskKankri https://f9rms.gle/zCX2HpTr9PQAPrG69
i dont HAVVE a broodhole the rest is pretty accurate though
√(Every time I see you I think I need to wipe a fleck off my screen.)²
okay listen i understand selfcest sometimes but i don't get it with these two because they are both ugly and bro strider as a collective is ugly.
seein all this is makin my shameglobes wwarble #dashwwatchin #nsfww #iguess
stop saying those dirty words i think i might fold #suggestive #imfuckinjoking
O)( my gos)(! T)(ere's so many cute little buoys and gills on )(ere I just wanna CULL -EV-ERYON-E of you!!!
CHITTR HANDLE: @capriciousWardog YOUR MESSAGE: yOu gOt a mOtHeRfUcKiN EvIl bImBo lIkE PiNtReSt bOaRd fOr yOuR FiTs oR SoMeThInG? gEnUiNe qUeStIoN, i wAnNa pUt tHaT ShIt oN Fr. EMPLOYED?: YES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YeAh sUrE, lIkE MaSoChIsTiCaLlY So (O: MY VARIOUS SLUTTY LITTLE OUTFITS. APPEAR IN MY CLOSET. IN AN INFINITE SUPPLY. OF SEARING GREEN SILK. TO SOURCE THESE ARTICLES YOURSELF. I RECOMMEND FINDING A SUGAR DADDY. WHO GIVES YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT. AND MORE.
i can think of a few reasons why not.
the trick is theyre both the same person
daddy is lookin at the rifle longingly kitten #cww-suicide
.•° soMetiMes, you get roasted by a guy who dies before you can get revenge. let his friends pay back that debt! hire Me and erase your dead eneMy's MeMory froM existence. hit. Me. up. #supportsMallbusinesses #lookingforwork
HOT TAKE BUT FUCKING GAMZEE MAKARA YES FULL LEGAL NAME DROP FUCK YOU IS A STINKY CHUD WITH NO FUCKING FUTURE I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY WITH EVERYTHING IN MY BLOOD HE'S SUCH A FUCKING DOOFUS IT MAKES ME WANNA RIP MY OWN HORNS OFF FROM THE PEER RAGE I FEEL WHENEVER HE TALKS TO ME FUCK YOU
I d9n't kn9w which Kankri y9u think y9u're putting in this 9utfit, 6ut I w9uld like t9 explicitly state here and n9w t9 leave me 9ut 9f it. Direct y9ur perverted th9ughts elsewhere. #A6s9lutelyN9t #KankriHunting #ICann9t6elieveThisIsAThingIHaveT9TagF9r
🫳🫳🦀🙇
EVERY NIGHT. I WORK HARD. TO MAKE ALTERNIA MORE VIOLENT. MORE HEMOIST. MORE DANGEROUS. AND MORE DIVIDED. AND EVERY DAY I OPEN CHITTR. AND YOU ALL DISAPPOINT ME. #FAILTERNIA.
sometimes when he annoys me i piss him off on purpose. communication is for the weak. equal exchange. now were both mad.
my brother is an idiot.
loves a lil bit of a strong word.
sorry bro ill make an apology post
REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY COMMENTS.
entering a Making Something All About Me Competition and my opponent is my brother https://i.postimg.cc/cH9BWwp2/image.png
oops sorry that was autocorrect this is really awesome congrats dude.
B33 < ...i mean im k33ping track of a lot of davepetas rn but lets k33p that betw33n you and me B33 < and tbh. B33 < its rough no mattpurr meow you slice it
BTT < i mean yeah B// < ...fur me purrsonally itd nyalso be leaping back uhhh nyalmost unethically far in the purrsonyal timeline B33 < idk i have a f33ling he wont be in there too long
BPP < youre not the one in the furidge tho
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ yOu're preaching a me22age i can't help but bOttle up in my blOOdpu2her and lOck away frOm the in2Olent heretic2. GOT ME RUMINATING UP IN THI2 BITCH. yOu'll be Okay. THO2E MI2CHIEVOU2 WORD2 PROVE IT. yOur pan'2 2till there. their me22age ring2 true. may miracle2 unfurl in yOur path, brOther. BEEP BEEP. ○ ● ○
Als0 j0in #s0lidarity
guys if i joined a cult wat woudl u do
wasnt what i meant. but that isnt out of the question. now you have me thinking.
I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A LOVELY AFTERNOON. :^)
twirling the hair on my sideburns and kicking my feet as i chit this.
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #notabulgerating #parttwo Youtaste of acidic honey. Its wet and a bit sweet. Refreshing like lemonade on a warm summer night. But as your body begins to lubricate itself through its natural slick the taste goes more towards like, a tart hibiscus than a sweet citrus honey. But that's not like, a bad thing. Hibiscus is excellent. Though I have occasionally noticed the taste of iron, my research tells me that is a perfectly natural presence. The skin itself tastes excellent too. A saltiness to it one would expect from human flesh plus the region's natural excess of excretions. The smell is kind of like caramel? Salted caramel, at that. It reminds me of little baked treats I saw when I was on Alternia's surface, but I don't know their names. Skin texture is smooth. Well maintained. I still can't psionically detect bush. But I imagine it's there.꧂
Why didn't they include a taste and smell description this time? #suggestive #PLEASE
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
right? at what point is murder the call? i wouldnt be opposed.
the masculine urge to comment this ones about me under evvery vvague post
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its normal to freak out whenever someone is gone for too long right? like someone goes somewhere without telling you the exact details of where theyre going and what theyre doing and when they arent back within a very short time frame you start shaking really bad and you throw up from how dizzy you feel and your heart is beating super fast thats perfectly normal right????
:o) Good evening, friends :o) Though your friends may have gone long and far :o) You remain. That's something to be celebrated! :o) The Angel has not yet seen fit to render your soul asunder, pray each and every day for this grand mercy.
An9nym9us says: " 6unny suit, put it 9n. #Please " While this is a much m9re p9lite request than the previ9us ask I answered, I will still 6e declining. If this is meant t9 6e a suggesti9ns f9r my #KultMilest9neCele6rati9n, I think we can think 9f s9mething a little 6etter than me dressing up like a h9p6east. I d9 n9t wish t9 pr9v9ke the ire 9f the #Therian, #9therkin, #Furry, 9r #H9p6eastkin c9mmunities 6y appr9priating their 6eliefs and cust9ms. 6esides, I d9n't even 9wn a 6unny c9stume. #DeclinedRequests #Asks #An9nym9us #QnA #KankrisAsk69x https://f9rms.gle/DhZsipmzRC6ih9N68
i take all hate reactions to my chits as sexual intent #suggestive
P34nu7 m&m5 4r3 l173r4lly 7h3 w0r57 0n35, 53nd ch17.
Indeed, I shall keep it in mind.
STRIDER HITTING ON ME AGAIN. SIGH.
900d 4f73rn00n 70 Kurl0z 4nd 3v3ry0n3 3l53.
see, stuff like this is vwhy i vwish i vwas more into the daddy scene. this guy just goes "hrng lick daddys boot clean" and evwerybody lines up for him. i guess the takeawvay here is i need to be *more* sexually aggressivwe and forwvards. #nsfvw #wvagueposting
if i had to pick one guy to kidnap me in the night and take me away to his secret evil dungeon it would be pharrell williams without a doubt that man is so talented and sexy and i would be honored to be his punching bag but he would never do that to me pharrell is a nice man
crockercorp cake mix on gray globes #suggestivve #cake
9ut 9f curi9sity, I t99k the #LightDarkTriadTest that's trending, and as I suspected, there is clearly s9mething wr9ng with its meth9d9l9gy. All 9ne has t9 d9 is read even 9ne 9f my p9sts t9 kn9w that I'm n9t narcissistic. If y9u have als9 received less than fav9ra6le results, I w9uld n9t put much st9ck int9 it if I were y9u. The 9nly pers9n wh9 has any right t9 judge y9ur character is y9u.
HELLO, BITCHES. DADDY'S HOME.
evver since i wwas a wwee fry i dreamt a the empress flattenin my wwrigglin day cake under her wwetsuit clad superass #nsfww #cakesittin
(i don'T actually. was it funny to call it my worm or no? how do we feel?)
It 8urns when I pee 'cause this 8ulge game is so fire. #nsfw
needed this after a long night smooth full bodied an absolutely delicious #wwineoclock #goodvvibesonly #young #rich #handsome #hung (( credit to ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
i hate suckin dick when its soft bc the gremlin in me wants to chew it
ive ruminated on it for about two hours and why not
obvviously FRIGGIN NOT wwho do you take me for eri im still wwaitin for the perfect gal to come along an solvve all my problems maybe givve me head too wwhile im glued to this infernal easychair oww
eri be honest you didnt let that filthy honkhound sully your honor and integrity did you
Death 8y too much nutting then. Or 8oth. Also, we all know the couch will win. A friend told me this information for the record. #nsfw #noliesspokenhere #ididn'tfuckmycouch
dunno. if i start puking and passing out maybe ill be a little more alarmed. lmao.
.wevillain your doodlE
:33< buddy if mew think this is the whole wall or even anyathing purrticmewlarly recent mewr wrong :33< mew get reds in the furr thing i purromise :33< mew <3 tafuros to name one
OH I DON’T KNOW GAMZEE! MAYBE JUST MAYBE.. NOT BLOW UP A QUARTER OF FUCKING HIS HIVE.?!
YOU’RE FUCKING INSANE GAMZEE.
https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-06-15%20201945.png
D--> I consume plenty of protein in the form of lusus milk
You will be ready in due time. The Faygo showers, the fat bitches, doesn't it just sound...majestic?
NEWWSFLASH ASSHOLE IVVE BEEN HERE THE ENTIRE CODDAMN TIME
MORE LIKE I DON’T WANT YOU TWO HAVING A FIGHT OUT IN THIS CHIT.. AND MAYBE? ALSO IT’S ERIDAN..THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING UP WITH THEM.
MORE LIKE SHE NEEDS TO GET A NEW RAIL. GAM, DAVE USE TO BE HER RAIL. AND SHE HASN’T SHOWN SIGNS OF TWEAKING ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW SHE CAN READ THIS RIGHT? AND HOW DID YOU GET LOST IN AN ERIDAN’S HIVE?
The wvorst one and unfortunately my owvn flesh and blood. You seem friendly enough, or at the vwvery least harmless or stupid enough not to wvorry about. I do not knowv wvhat you refer to of the Grand Highblood spitting my nug, I try my best to avwvoid the ovwversized fool.
if i dont come back tell every dirk i was proud of them
roan im in danger
sexual harassment *does* wvork! go team red rocket!
(=^･⩊･^=) < THE FALSE LORD WISHES HE WAS AS LOATHFUR AND WORSHIPPED AS LORD @CALIBORN !!!
thas a lotta stuff 2 unpack lolz congrats on the marriage ig????
YAOI HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER.
SHUT UP, OR TAKE ME.
I TOO WAS JUST. JOKING. TO REVERSE UNCOMFORTABLE-IFY YOU. OBVIOUSLY. BASIC PSYCHOLOGY.
YOU MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE FIRST THEN KEPT TALKING ABOUT THIS!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOUUUU!!!!
... DO YOU HAVE A BIG BUTT.
THIS IS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE AND IS GIVING ME DOWNSTAIRS FEELINGS I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
this has nothin to do wwith my preferences its already been established that i prescribe to a troll roman model a sexuality ergo its only gay if youre the guy gettin his pump gland milked
no
THIS IS YOUR MONKEY, AND I AM VERY MUCH YOUR CIRCUS. YOU THINK YOU'RE RUNNING. BUT REALLY YOU'RE JUST GOING IN THE SAME DIRECTION ALL ROADS LEAD. ME.
have you tried not doing that?
zenyatta gameplay calling to me. nothing quite like the thrill of picking support solely to play him like a dps. fuck my team.
IT STILL HASN'T HAPPENED YET. I'M RAISED ON THIS "EARTH C", REMEMBER? YOU'LL STAY THE COURSE.
vwell, if i cant pull your hair no more... #suggestiwve
BETTER? YOU LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT. I DOUBT YOU GET A KICK OUT OF HELPING ANYONE OTHER THAN THE INHERENT ABSURD HUMOR THAT COMES IN HOW MEANINGLESS ALL YOUR ACTIONS ARE, AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, BECAUSE I EXIST.
HOW THE MIRTHFUL HAVE FALLEN.
IF YOU KEEP TALKING *I'M* GOING TO FUCK YOU???
NO, I'M FUCKING AWFUL. LIKE IN THE WAY OF INDUCING AWE. LIKE FUCKING GOD. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM.
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it gets pretty fuckin weird and generally ive been finding it at least vaguely rude when people assume things bout me cause its true of their dave so i try to bring that sorta energy back to everyone. cant say i know em til i know that version
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Ok then let me give you a proper response. You know what’s actually embarrassing? You finally got the chance to become your own person, and the first thing you did was dress the whole crisis up and rabbit ears. You call it and identity, but from where I’m standing, it looks like a mascot costume for an existential meltdown. You act like you’re some mysterious new evolution, but you’re still doing the same thing you’ve always done: trying way too hard to prove you’re different from me. The bunny thing isn’t rebellious. It’s branding. Congratulations. You replaced having a personality with having a theme. And another thing I fix my own fucking messes I’ve been doing so since I was five years old and able to remember things. Just because you haven’t seen it, because you don’t know me, don’t know the shit I do, doesn’t mean that’s true. And as for Jake and I, that ain’t true either. He could’ve ended up going off with Roxy. The reason why he ended up with me and keeps ending up with me at least in my timeline is because despite the fact that we get ourselves into shit and end up fighting and breaking up all the fucking time is the fact that we both know that we love each other the fact that we know that the other is always going to be there if the other calls for them. And yeah, I get sad about my dad who the fuck wouldn’t? who alive wouldn’t? whose flesh in blood wouldn’t be upset about their dad, wouldn’t be upset about existence, wouldn’t be upset about living but here I am every day aren’t i? So pretty much the only thing you have on me is the fact that I wasn’t the one who created you personally and you’re right if I did, I would have taught you some manners. At the end of the day, your existence mattered on an existence of me and that’s something you’ll never be able to get out of. You will forever be that 12 year-old me back in that room the same daddy issues same problem same wishes and wants you’ll never truly achieve. You don’t win I still love you too. Just trying to think of how I could’ve paid you back for that rudeness I gave you a while ago. the only way I could think of it.
I am probably the most submissive bottom you ever meet I whine and beg and plead and I love it when my nook fills up with so much genmat my stomach expands #nsfw #nsfwe
man not at all what i was expecting you to say i thought you were gonna lock me in a cage and do weird experiments on me
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THIS, BUT THE FIRST TIME I TOOK VOLUNTEERS FOR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THIS, IT WAS A GAMZEE WHO CHIMED IN THAT TIME, TOO. I'M SURE THAT THIS SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU ALL AS A WHOLE, BUT FUCK IF I CARE ENOUGH TO DELVE INTO THAT TOPIC RIGHT NOW.
I don’t knowv wvho needs to hear this. But you can call me ‘daddy’ any time.
i pity react so often that i wonder if some people think its a gimmick. that being said it most definitely is not. i just happen to feel bad for most of you.
i dont havve a fetish stop listenin to him
hey wait a sec im not his property!? dont phrase it like that
Perhaps this is a sign for me to stop.
i don’t need bro (lie)
yeah just give me a few minutes like i really need to clean this up you would not wanna see it hahahahaaa
uh maybe id need to clean up you know how it is real pig sty over here lollll
ignore last post everythings fine
guess ill die
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i figured the #vaguep0sting tag was implied.
things are getting serious @capriciousWardog https://i.postimg.cc/HLn2zVF3/image.png
cod forbid a man practice self lovve for his pee hole
my pee hole is one of a kind i havve wwon interparadoxal competitions for the size a my pee hole wwhen i drop my drawwers in a full block evveryone gasps an applauds the perfect circumference a my pee hole my pee hole is irrational my pee hole is pi my pee hole abides by the golden ratio
< EUGH. MAYBE I WILL GO SHOVE AN ACTUAL PINECONE UP MY FUCKING ASS. >
oh eridan my dear swweet self that is simply the goodness inside you wwishing to claww free to tear asunder these devveloped muscles of hatred and burst forth from your chest showwering you in the wwarm vviolet wwash of transformation and self actualization lean into the feelings and you wwill find the torture wwill become the most splendid wwarmth
< SAY THE LOUD PART OUT LOUD MOTHERFUCKER. YOU'LL FIND PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH YOU. SAY YOUR FUCKED UP FANTASIES; JUST TAG THAT SHIT ACCORDINGLY. PEOPLE AIN'T GONNA BE BOTHERED. SOME WILL, BUT LIKE, WHO GIVES A SHIT? WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THEIR OPINIONS? >
< IT IS HOT. JUST TAG IT. PEOPLE WILL AGREE IT'S HOT. I THINK IT'S HOT. >
< I FORGOT I SAID THAT NGL, IMMEDIATELY FELL ASLEEP AFTER REPLYING TO YOU. >
< I'M A FREAK WHO WANTS TO GET VIVISECTED AND TO VIVISECT, MAYBE TAKE AN ORGAN TOO. I'D RATHER SHOVE AN ORGAN IN MY CHEST CAVITY THAN UP MY ASS. YEAH, CAUSE YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! THINKING A PUT A PINECONE UP MY WASTECHUTE! >
< WHO SHOVES PINECONES LITERALLY UP THEIR ASS??? NONE OF THE PINECONE POSTS ARE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I DON'T USE THE INTERNET FOR SERIOUS POSTING. I JUTS POST POST WHAT MAKES ME LAUGH AND PROBABLY PISSES PEOPLE OFF. >
< THE CLOWN EGGS WERE FUNNY. YOU ARE A COWARD. PINES HAD CONTEXT; YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS. YEAH, THAT'S JUST ME AND #MYCHUDMUFFIN :o) >
< ANY RESPECT GAMZEE MIGHT HAVE HAD FOR ME WENT OUT THE WINDOW AS SOON AS I OPENED MY MOUTH AND POSTED SOME BULLSHIT, BY THE WAY. >
BOTH.. BOTH IS THE ANSWER GAM.
do i SEEM like a man wwho is unwwell i am a shinin portrait a mental and physical fortitude
i dont find him attractivve
one of these days im gonna get myself a partner that shuts me up mid conversation by bending me over just cause i was yapping too much lol #nsfw
i was already going to reply the cow isn't the reason
⛧not too fatty, not too muscular, no signs of tattoos. my friend, you would fetch a cruel caegar. how attached are you to your body parts? #cannibalism #violence⛧
got the strap right here ready to motherfucking go #suggestive
sup its me rose lalonde here to write an in depth essay about the reasons why you shouldnt leave your phone laying around for any ol scamp to snatch because some of us see that and like a little orphan boy with our mouths a waterin lookin at baker mans bread over there we can’t help but catch ourselves a whiff perhaps a bite of that shit cinnamon raisin motherfucker actually thats another thing im taking a pro raisin stance just because they lost their water weight doesnt mean theyre not lovely okay that chick on the tiny red boxes slaves away every day taking that juice from those grapes just puncturing them vampire style do you know how much grape juice she drinks to give you those raisins and here you are complaining about a little chew a little texture to a fruit i bet you assholes arent even eating in your free time your teeth are going to rot away from your lack of chewing down on those bad boys and when youre on your knees crawling over to me in sheer desperation youll look up at me begging for me to help and with a mouth full of dehydrated treats of the earth ill smile at you ill smile at you with my beautiful strong teeth and youll just have to suck it up the way that girl does the grape juice this has been a message by rose lalonde peace out
i know you hate me because i made it up in my head and believe it
< I AINT GOT ANY UP M YASS >
< YOU ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS, ALL CAUSE OF A PINECONE GET!! >
< @CAPRICIOUSWARDOG FUCK OFF! MY WHITE BOY IS HERE. >
< DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >
< NO I'M GOOD IT'S A BYPRODUCT OF THE PINECONE. >
< I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH. >
< ALSO, FUCK YOU. >
< @CAPRICIOUSWARDOG EAT MINE ENTIRE ASS YOU GRAPESHIT STAIN REJECT. CAN'T A MAN WANT HIS HOLE TO SMELL FRESH? >
< DAMN I DIDN'T KNOW THE PINECONE I SHOVED UP MY ASS A WEEK AGO WAS SO EMOTIONALLY DECISIVE. >
< PINECONE SUCCESSFULLY DISLODGED FROM MINE ASS BY THE WAY. >
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WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE. AND HAVING SuCH A FLIGHTY RELATIONSHIP WITH DEATH ITSELF. WHY CHEAT ON HER? WHY TELL HER EVERYTHING IS FINE. WHILE YOu ARE GETTING RAILED. JuMPING THE BONES. OF ANOTHER SKELETON SCYTHE WIELDER? PEOPLE uSED TO DIE. AND JuST BE DEAD. THERE WAS AN ART TO IT. A GRIM FINALITY. A SORT OF POIGNANCY. IF I SAW SOMEONE. WHO WAS DEAD. AND IS DEAD NO LONGER. I WOuLD BEAT THE MERCILESS LIVING FuCK OuT OF MY SISTER. AND RuB HER NOSTRIL HOLES IN IT. I WOuLD TAKE MY STuPID SISTER BY THE CRuMPLEABLE SKuLL. AND SMASH HER SILLY. I WOuLD SWING AT HER HEAD. FuLL OF EYEBALLS. WITH A BASEBALL BAT. uNTIL THEY CLEAR A DISTANCE. FAR ENOuGH. FOR ME TO COLLECT ALL OF THE WHORE BITCH BASES. A HOE RuN. BATTERING ONE THOuSAND.
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i d0n't kn0w if i'd say all that. it s0unds like y0u have s0me kind 0f psych0sexual 0bsessi0n with the guy. n0t my thing. i just think it'd be funny t0 see him get maimed.
this is all hypothetical by the vway
shit man notification really caught me off guard the point is made up and not real and has nothing to do with you actually its never been more made up and nonsensical than it is right now the levels of nonsensical were operating on are almost too hot to handle and so im perfectly fine handling my business without your help in fact youre putting images in my head and its making it harder harder to handle and not like ok you know what i mean
only if you promise you can be sneaky as fuck about it one phallic fuzzball out of place and im done for
☆ liKe a fuKKin mosquito Kompels me to sKratch my globes☆
I need to get off this site.
you forgot the part wwhere i rejected your stinky clowwn grease holes multiple times i think its important to clarify thats wwhat led to you chuddin out an givvin me perpetual lightmares wwhere cosmic horror baddies keep tryin to cut my bulge off wwith a giant pair a scissors
WELL,. FOR. STARTERS,. HELLO. ALSO,. I. DON'T. KNOW,. I. HAVEN'T. TALKED. TO. OTHER. KURLOZES.. IS. MY. EXISTENCE. A. PROBLEM,. HIGHBLOOD?
I DIDN'T MEAN ROMANTICALLY, OBVIOUSLY! JEGUS FUCK. YOU COULD USE THEM ON SOMEONE WHO DESERVES THEM MORE THAN FUCKING ME, SO JUST. KEEP THEM. SERIOUSLY.
I DON'T NEED ANY CAEGERS. I'M FINE AND PERFECTLY OKAY RIDING THE "I'M POOR AS FUCK" STEAM TRANSPORTATION THING.
< FOR ALL THE BOTTOMS ON CHITTR THAT WANT MY FAT PURPLE BULGE AND KEEP LIKING MY HORNY CHITTS. I DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOU. NONE OF YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO GET ME OFF. #NSFW >
if i blocked you youd surely havve a ninny fit about it far wworse than the likes a anythin im capable a im sayin shes a WWOMAN get wwith the times man
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big. warm. bubblebath.
PLEASE DON'T BRING OUR KARKAT TOES INTO THIS.
im farming kull its bec0me unbalanced and is annoying me.
yup i definitely biffed that
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d843a6f1308f.png @vveritysGleam
THANK YOU. BUT I WONT. I KNOW YOUR PROBABLY RIGHT. THAT HE WOULD BE SO SWEET AND KIND AND SAY YES BUT.. IVE HURT ENOUGH OF THOSE WHO I CONSIDERED TO BE CLOSE WITH. I WONT BE WHAT BRINGS HIM DOWN TOO. HEH MAYBE THIS IS ALL IT TOOK FOR ME TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING. ITS WHAT YOU THINK. IVE MADE UP MY MIND. AT LEAST IT MEANS I WONT BE ABLE TO DO MORE DAMAGE. #TWPLANNINGDEATH #TALKOFDEATH #TWSELFHARM ? //I DONT KNOW WHAT OTHER HASHTAGS TO PUT HERE. IF THERES MORE I SHOULD LET ME KNOW I REALLY DONT WANT TO ACTUALLY TRIGGER PEOPLE.
IM STUCK UP? I DONT SEE THAT BUT OF COURSE OTHERS WILL HAVE THEIR VIEWS I SUPPOSE. I MAY NOT BE THE BEST OF PEOPLE BUT I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT I WAS BEING THAT HARSH.. SO.. YOUR KARKAT IS WHAT I WISHED FOR? THEN I GUESS ITS NOT ALL FOR NOT.. SORRY IF IM BUMING YOU OUT JUST. I HAVE A LOT THIS CONVERSATION IS MAKING CLEAR TO ME. NO. I CANT LEAVE YET.. I HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE FIRST. THERE'S A TROLL FROM YOUR WORLD WHOS COMING TO VISIT ME. I HAVE THE DECENCY TO AT LEAST BE HERE FOR MEET HIM AND I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MY GAMZEE ONE LAST TIME BUT I KNOW ITS COMING. THANK YOU MAKARA. FOR THIS CONVERSATION. FOR EVERYTHING. YOU'VE BROUGHT ME A LITTLE HOPE EVEN IF IT IS FLEETING. I HOPE YOUR KARKAT NEVER LETS GO.
... WHAT? SORRY I DONT FOLLOW.
BUT THIS ISNT ENOUGH OF A PUNISHMENT. I KNOW THAT. I CULLED A LOT OF TROLLS THAT DAY. I DESTROYED A FOREST, INJURED OTHERS.. THE LIST GOES ON. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE EMPRESS BEING SO.. NICE.. I KNOW I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A WORSE SENTENCE THAN LIFE IN JAIL.
IF I DO ILL LET YOU KNOW. BUT CHANCES ARE I'M NEVER GOING TO. I'M STUCK HERE AS MY SENTENCE DICTATES. I FUCKED UP MY ONLY CHANCE TO DO ANYTHING GOOD IN MY LIFE, AND IVE.. IVE LOST EVERYTHING.. TCH. THIS IS STUPID. IT'S JUST ME PLAYING PITY PARTY FOR MY OWN STUPIDITY. THE ONLY BEING WHO EVEN VISITS ME IS THAT MIME, AND I'M SURE IT'S ONLY BECAUSE HE'S.. KIND.. I KNOW I SHOULD BE MADDER. I SHOULD BE THROWING FITS AND JUST HAVING A FULL-ON MELTDOWN. I'M GOING TO BE ALONE WHEN I DIE. BUT I DON'T. I'M RIGHT WHERE I SHOULD BE. I DESERVE ALL OF THIS... HE SHOULDN'T COME SEE ME; NO ONE SHOULD PITY ME. FORGIVE ME FOR MY STUPID MOMENT OF WEAKNESS AS I BABBLE ON LIKE SOME GRUB.
NO! GAMZEE MAKARA DO NOT SHOW HIM THIS POST! FUCK! JUST NO! HE DOESNT NEED TO SEE ME BEING WEIRDLY LOVEY DOVEY CRAP OR WHATEVER THAT PUTRID SLOP THAT FROM MY TEXT WAS.
WHY DO YOU THINK I ENDED UP WITH MY DAVE?
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I WOULDN'T KNOW THE REPUTATION, TO BE HONEST. A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY SHIT ABOUT IT, BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH THE THING THAT GAME THING. IT'S NICE TO TALK TO YOU, TOO, GAM. YOU CAN DO IT.
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todays tip for aristocrats dont teach your ex slavve i mean milkmaid howw to read she WWILL end up on chittr wwhich is basically a pr nightmare fuck im ruined i gotta contact my legislacerator
nevver an i mean NEVVER compare me to that vvirtue signalin wwashed up swweater jackin dwwarfblood again do not underestimate the unbridled libido of a sub 8 fincel wwho has nevver held a girls flipper i am a sexual maniac
is he soft is he wwarm wwhat does he smell like
i knoww you pissants are quivverin in your second hand rags at the thought a me commentin on the concupiscent chaos unleashed by cros pua postin but as a literal khhvv its basically my empress givven right to say somethin pains me as it does to agree wwith him cros knuckleheaded howw to guide for scorin nook is a last resort for those a us wwho havve exhausted evvery socially acceptable avvenue for gettin pailed an reaped a success rate a negativve 0.00000000000% the ugly truth is that evverythin that blasted nookscrap wwrote about is assured to get you bitches because regardless a caste regardless a wwhether theyre land hags or sea hags all wwomen share one constant elemental trait an that is their lovve for bein treated like shit yup thats right ladies lovve it wwhen you treat them like caca wwhich is wwhy nice guys like me are doomed to linger in the no mans land a vvirginity forevver addendum the inimitable an immaculate empress a alternia wwanted me to state that she is not to be lumped together wwith these masochists because she is impervvious to wwhatevver plagues the rest a the feminine masses
I am, certainly, not nearly so base and publicly crude.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies a prelude #nsfvw #nsfvwe #cagttl alright, the masses begged and i deliwvered. novw, i need no introduction. im cronus ampora, lovwe me or hate me, you secretly and shamefully wvant me. wvere gonna be going babe by babe, but i think itd be smart to start wvith some general stuff. most important rule: if youre hot enough you can get avway vwith anything. you see hovw the site imploded ovwer that one guy for being kinda skeewvy? it wvas because he had a receding hairline. you dont see any of that happening to anyone else, no matter hovw much theyre talking about banging clovwns or the pregnancy aoe blast or begging to be beaten and bruised. its because vwere all hot. if someone thinks youre a bad guy, theyll wvant you to be ugly. ivwe got gals saying drawvings of me should be pimplier, because they equate looks wvith morality. so, you vwant babes? you gotta be at least a 7 to follovw the tips im gonna lay out. next thing: you gotta knowv hovw to figure out vwhat people vwant. i mean, wve all wvant the same thing: satisfaction. people go on and on about philosophy, but evweryone vwants pleasure and vwants to avwoid pain. sure, vwhat those look like might be swvapped for some people, but the principle stands. hedonism vwins evwery time. but you gotta figure out wvhat flavwor peoples hedonism takes. most common thing i see is that a gal vwould totally go for it, but she wvants both to feel good and to keep her dignity at the same time. there are twvo angles of attack here, but they both inwvolvwe putting you twvo on the same lewvel. pull her dovwn or push yourself up. make her feel like she barely ewven deservwes you, then generously offer yourself on a silwver platter. nowv this assumes that she actually vwants dignity, because itll look like that for some babes, but then they actually vwant you to take charge and get off to you stealing their dignity, vwell get into that later. final point i think, nevwer change yourself for a wvoman. wve aint looking for something real long-term, though if you can swving that great, a babe liwving in the same hivwe as you is a babe you can hawve fun wvith vwhenevwer you wvant. but vwhat i mean is, it just aint vworth it. you can do wvhatevwer they ask, change hovwewver, it vwont matter. look at me. i used to be a total dwveeb, realized people didnt like me, i changed. didnt matter, i still got treated the same. you think that if i start being all nice and polite and respectful nowv that itll change hovw im treated? nah, first impressions are ewverything. im a cronus, anything i say is ewvil. just ask that one cro, hell tell you howv much he gets shat on just for havwing the name. nah, i embrace vwho i am, im mask off. im not saying you gotta be honest, but dont lie to yourself, thats for other people. thats for folks vwho dont think theyre hedonists, vwho hold themselvwes up to some sorta moral grandstanding. all thats left for any of us is seeking sensory delight. anything else is just wvindowv dressing. i guess to close this section, im sure this is gonna get a lotta losers in the comments saying they didnt read it, or that im a vwirgin, or that this stuff wvould newver vwork. to them, i say... it has, it does, and it wvill. you aint all so complex as you make yourselwves out to be. wve all see those confessions, people vwant me. you should see howv my dms look. it really aint hard for me to get some if im in the mood. i make for a good punching bag, but that doesnt change that i keep wvinning. look forwvard to part 1, im starting off on a high note vwith one of my fawvorite gals, ill be teaching you all hovw to get rosies to soak through their panties for you.
APPARENTLY MY MOIRAIL WANTS TO BE A FUCKASS AND MAKE FUN OF ME BY MAKING PICTURES OF ME OVER TOP MEMES. DAVE. HOW DID YOU CORRUPT HIM IN ONE SOLAR CYCLE? THIS IS SOME SHIT YOU WOULD DO SO I’M BLAMING YOU AND BITING HIM. FUCK BOTH OF YOU. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? LET’S THROW EGBERT IN THERE TOO! WHY? BECAUSE I SAID SO. ALSO BECAUSE I KNOW THEY WOULD GET TO FUCKING SMUG AT ME ATTACKING ONLY YOU AND O DON’T WANT TO COME BACK TO „HEIR HEAD“ EGBERT AGAIN. SO FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU!
eri no stop it aint wworth it this isnt you this isnt your collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic cardiovvascular system thisll only make you hate yourself in the end like more than before
any time some libelous wwench gets the smart idea to spread lies about me leavvin a trail a pleasure goo in her dms its because shes hopin to get a gag fee outta me itd wwork too if at least ONE a these airheads bothered swweetenin the deal but none a them are wwillin to commit hard enough to slather their tootsies in grubsauce #ohwwell
im gonna complain about this too. rude.
@CAPRICIOUSWARDOG IM HAD FOOD AND TALKED TO MY BOYFRIENDS. I NEED TO TALK TO MY MOIRAIL NOW. AKA YOU. I’M NOT UPSET.
make it stop please #substances #soporposting
consider the following lazy
*scraping noises*
W9w. I'm actually a little ast9unded 6y the leaps in l9gic y9u've made here. Apparently I still need t9 remind y9u and every9ne else wh9 participates in this Chittr trends that these p9sts are *pu6lic* and easily accessi6le. Lest I p9tentially trigger s9me9ne wh9 happens t9 stum6le acr9ss this p9st unaware that they were venturing int9 such a disgusting c9nversati9n t9pic 6y dissecting y9ur argument here, I think we sh9uld c9ntinue this discussi9n in private 6ef9re it gets any w9rse.
OOOK. SSO.. BEEN. HHAVJFBF TRHE WHISKY ALL DAY. AANND. ANSND. FFOORGT CHITR. EEISXITED. HHII.. I SSTIL MISS MMY CRRABDAD... #SUBSTANCE
Fine, alright, I ap9l9gize f9r assuming. 6ut frankly, I d9n't care what unsav9ry parts y9u're thinking with, as l9ng as y9u keep me 9ut 9f th9se th9ughts and 9ff 9f Chittr. It's n9 6usiness 9f mine what s9rts 9f things get y9u 9ff, alth9ugh I *will* say that finding 96jectificati9n h9t is deeply pr96lematic and I certainly h9pe y9u aren't alluding t9 finding the pr9spect 9f 96jectifying *me* t9 6e ar9using. I'm already n9t f9nd 9f y9u calling me tiny as if that's part 9f what attracts y9u t9 me, as "tiny" implies my height is an a6n9rmality and thus s9mething t9 6e sexualized. I d9n't kn9w what part 9f this exchange reads t9 y9u as if I'm 69thered, h9wever. I am speaking t9 y9u with a perfectly neutral t9ne 9f text. Just 6ecause I am calmly and rati9nally explaining myself t9 y9u d9esn't mean that I am anything 6ut chill a69ut this. #NSFW #NSFWSu6jectMatter #GenitaliaMenti9n
I DO NOT HAVE RABIES. I DO *NOT* HAVE RABIES.
I saw y9ur p9st. D9n't remind me. What y9u said a69ut me is disgusting and 96jectifying, and what's w9rse, is it's c9mpletely invalidating 9f the lived experiences 9f #Celi6ate individuals. My purp9sefully n9nexistent sex life has n9 6earing 9n my level 9f chill. I'm already chill. I'm 9ne 9f the chillest pe9ple 9n Chittr. Y9ur eg9 is far t99 6ig if y9u think y9ur 6ulge can meaningfully affect my pers9nality, and I suggest y9u take a c9ld sh9wer 9r tw9. #NSFW #GenitaliaMenti9n
Thank y9u. I was really h9ping s9me9ne w9uld say this.
im trying really hard to not just post a full rant/wvent vwhatevwer to just get it off my chest so ill leavwe it at that. until i get mad about it again vwhen someone pisses me off about it again.