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#substance

ievove evyeron andddi love chuimiaaaand imwagy my tial #scubstanec #subtstance @sutance #sibcstnace #ubstance #substnace #substance #substance

Since Yo𓄋 Seemed To Enjoy The Last One. S𖦏mething To Keep Me Awake This Time.

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Total: 20

Smokin' a rapper like gra88a. I’m high like a ladder, I do the shit 8adder. I'm rollin' up fatter and downloadin' data. I'm seeing through matter, make everything shatter! Like I was on acid, my dick is not flaccid! In fact, it is massive, I cannot 8e passive! I'm smoking that salvia divinorum I'mma run up and give an orange to an alien in the MORNING! Lil Darkie: ONE TAKE

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I should probably go to bed but I have to wait until I stop smelling of smoke, while I actually am very good at monitoring how often I'll smoke a cigarette, Jade and Kanaya still don't exactly like me smoking, and Jade can always smell it on me for at least ten minutes afterwards.

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Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

Certainly Makes The Medicine Go Down Easier...

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Total: 15

#cw-fatfetish #substance #nsfwe hnnng... shouldnt have made all those sopor slime pies a few lights ago... theyre callin my name... *UrP*

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Total: 2

not givin my whole kink list away thst not fun but i will say i like bondage also does bein inebriated when ur fuckin count as a kink? eithr way weed + sex? holy fuck #nsfw #substance

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Total: 37

I’m Too Sober To Discuss My Kinks To A Crowd Of Strange Individuals. perhaps Later On.

Kult: +42
Kull: +2
Total: 44
Ratio: 21.00

>> Another one ¡ actua11y don't ever hear peop1e ta1k about ¡ડ Med Fet (med¡cu11 fet¡ડh¡ડm) For me th¡ડ ¡nc1udeડ th¡ngડ 1¡ke 1atex g1oveડ, be¡ng 1a¡d out f1at or poડ¡t¡oned by another perડon for opt¡ma1 expoડure, ડomet¡meડ reડtra¡ntડ or b1¡ndfo1dડ (or even #ડubડtance p1ay ¡f you want to get #nડfwe about ¡t) ¡'m fond of be¡ng put ¡n p1ace and exam¡ned, handડ-on. #nડfw #k¡nkડ #daડhboardtrendડ #nડfc

Kult: +25
Total: 25

Theyve kicked me out the bar tonight for drunkmaxxing. What even if the point of the damn place if not to do so?? #substance

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Total: 5

Goodness I Need A Strong Drink

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Total: 10

♡ yᰔu have such wᰔnderᰔus eyes, it lᰔᰔks like I'm being hypnᰔtize... and yᰔu have such amazing persᰔnality. yᰔu have nᰔ idea hᰔw lucky that persᰔn is tᰔ have yᰔu. the luckiest ever. yᰔu are the sunshine tᰔ my wᰔrld. I dᰔn't understand hᰔw yᰔu can ever hate yᰔurself when yᰔu are the mᰔst perfect thing in the wᰔrld. gᰔd. I swear this lᰔve is like a drug! hehe... 3:) #substance ♡

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Total: 40

got invited to a partY and the bastard host said it;s ;pчpa friendlY;: the fчck am i doin with mY ketamine then

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Total: 4

ought to get a beer with that guy.

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Total: 20

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drummer od'ed during his solo really gotta admit, shoulda figured out him convulsin on the drum wasnt part of the act but the beat slapped #substance #death

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Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

A/RIGHT WE// IM GOING TO CRAW/ BACK INTO CUPE >8{ MY /USSUSS CAN HAND/E THINGSS FOR A BIT >8/ #SUBSTANCE

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Total: 5

HANGOVERSS SSUCK >8{ #SUBSTANCE

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Total: 6

I HAVE AN ERECTION, I HAVE NO DIRECTION! SLIPPING ON A LIQUID, NON-ADDICTIVE, LIKE IT'S 8ORIN'. 8UT IT NOT, IT GOT ME SOARING! I'M TRIPPING INTO MY CORE! AND I'M W8ING PATIENTLY, FADE INTO SOFA GRACEFULLY. MAPLE LEAF, THINKIN' '8OUT WHEN THE PAPER LEAVE! HOW AM I GOING TO PAY FOR WEED? — Lil Darkie: METHHEAD FREESTYLE

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Total: 10

went on a four day bender i think i got lost in the city for a bit one of the nights but i found a 24/7 pancake place so many bottles and cans in a hotel room i skipped out on payin for we ballin on a budget homies

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Total: 2

hhhi... im. durbknk rn bbut i ggot aa tjtinkg tto day. i jjjusudbt bbroke tthi.. timeleijes reecoford on moost bulglge taaken. ttotok.. 60 uncnches oorraly ffrom @titanicVWertigo!!!! ssuxck it davwae aand kaarrkat! gog... i lvwoe #sicknastysunday i ggoot ffucoed. ththreeefofld #substance #nsfwv

Kult: +22
Total: 22

best high i've had in wwwwipes.

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Total: 9

<~I vas at a friends hovse the other day and I got high as fvck and started gvshing over their lvsvs taking like 400 photos saying “Avv cvte cvte oh my cod so cvte” genvinely don’t remember any of this bvt I do have a bvnch of pictvres of them in the same position #svbstance #drvgs~>

A cracked purple iPod. Another one of my cigarettes has gotten drenched by the lousy rosé, that I stole from my mother's cabinet. This is something a lot of girls would kill to have.

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Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

heh woke up to a couple dozen chicks wanting a go on the strider pole hell fucking yes be back after i get my dick wet and my nose white

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Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

fuck i passed out on my keyboard jfc

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Kull: +5
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.80

i love my sister ao much. she’s so good tonme! over here eatingbrownies with her. there so good. #substance

why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly? #substance

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▲world sugks but im layn my head on my girlfrends boobs that make s everythingbetter▼ (( #substance #nsfw ))

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I sh⚣uld learn t⚣ bartend f⚣r ⚣ne ⚣f these next #sicknastysunday s -3- I drink en⚣ugh t⚣ where I sh⚣uld pr⚣bably kn⚣w h⚣w t⚣ make s⚣me ⚣f these myself. #substance

a mOtHeRfUcKeR WaNtS To gEt hIgH So fUcKiN BaD... bUt hE WoN'T. fOr fUcKiN NoW Ig.(O:

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Taking my “pain killers”. #substance

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Total: 10

▼waitshes th e ex isdnt she▲ (( #substance ))

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Total: 4

▲▲▲wowmnn▼▼▼ (( #substance ))

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Total: 32

[|87 :: Haven’t been th;s h;gh ;n a long wh;le. Sh;t got me feel;n l;ke royalty. Call me capta;n clark the way 1 be rul;n me Ottoman Emp;re here #substance

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Total: 5

who needs edibles when you have chittr feed after dark to feel like you got no idea whats going on . #substance

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Total: 7

"suggested use: take one serving and wwwwait 90 mmmminutes for onset" wwwwhat are these, directions for wwwwigglers? you think a mmmmeasley five mmmmiligrammmms is going to cut it? ahahahahah you mmmmake mmmme laugh. twwwwenty mmmmiligrammmms dowwwwn the hatch bare mmmminimmmmummmm. fuck wwwwith mmmme

can’t visit my brother until i’m sober but fuck what else am i meant to do on the plane #substance

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Nvm,i left. Nobody told me that #sicknastysunday event would be so fucking boring. Holy shit a fucked up masked humanoid walks into your party with massive crates FULL of free #substance and not even a glance? Yawn. Fucking yawn.

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Total: 2

#substance ok so do i name my leafeon joint 2 match juulpod

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

Joining this #sicknastysunday with multiple crates of drugs that will make you fuckers contact the Eldrich Ones,see Afterlife and fuck knows what else. Go grab some of that,it's all on me,as i am the one who produced em. #substance

haha up in here with another bad idea wait fuck hold on this isnt ajklsdf;hgl;riajsfnlkgvtportttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt999

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Kull: +5
Total: 19
Ratio: 2.80

D---> Fiddlesticks, curse this nervousness and an%iety...I need a drink. #Substance

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Total: 14

>>| .alright .uhhh. need to get myself .up. .i may go, take some shots .and drinks. some beverage. clean my head .and have some fun .in the .event. so for now. .i hope. really hope. no more friends .of mine, getting .into bad situation. not to mention, the worst .imaginable. .i don't want to go .over this .again. .i can't handle .all .anxiety .and stress .and .other nasty .emotions. .i mean .it. #substance .implied #cw-self-harm #cw-mental-health

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Total: 11

smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee #substance

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--- |I think whatever they gave me before is out of my blood now which is good because things aren't blurry anymore and I can move more easily ((#substance #medical-horror))| _____

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Ratio: 10.50

၄⋆၃ i believe that xonstantly being just a little bit high would fix me as a person just enough to allow me to funxtion like a normal troll and not like be suuuuuupppperrrrrrrrrrrrr high yaknow question mark just enough that i feel like i axtually exist and im not piloting a flesh mexh from a 3rd person view #substanxe

I Suppose I Should Introduce Myself While I Am Sober. i Am Aerion Meleys. I Am Not The First With That Name, I’m Not Interested In Mentioning The Number. I Do Have A Dragon, It Did Hatch With Me. i Will Be Drinking Now.

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Total: 35

might get fucked up a little more and deface my hollywood star again they're about to say fuck it man, we aint making another one dont test me bro this is only my 11th time ruining it for publicities sake i gotta uphold the once a year ritual

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71

so my manager has been nagging me about my proclivities its like hes got a vendetta against my off work hobbies bitch i need to get my ass tickled at least a few times a day when im sleigh riding this shit santa got me rolling presents out to my humble lackies and theyre figuring i must be saint nick if im buried in the snow oh yeah fuck me if my timeline gets ruined you want me to stop bumping it? give me way more interesting ideas to work with and my scripts wont turn out like hangover part 50

Kult: +9
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Total: 16
Ratio: 1.29