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Cramue ๐Ÿ˜‰

@therealCramue

Founder and Reigning CEO of Clockwork Inc โ€œThatโ€™s Business Grubby!โ€ ((Art by the wonderful @hahahale on instagram))

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 348Kull Score: 82810 followers3 following

After a $ucce$$ful field te$ting I am happy to announce Clockwork Inc will begin $elling God Breaker Collar$ for 2.5K a unit! Thank you for $hopping Clockwork Inc!

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@divineMechanicals[DM]

are you even real

Kult: +5
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โ†ฉ @divineMechanicals[DM]

The reale$t $ome would $ay ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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@divineMechanicals[DM]

ew

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Weird re$pon$e but ight

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@tenebrousAnaglyph[TA]

wh4t do these imply or do ### 4sking #

Kull: +5
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โ†ฉ @tenebrousAnaglyph[TA]

They take away godtier power$ my friend!

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:)c ### got it #

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The bra$$ hand: killing people with palmhu$k bomb$ $ince a long time ago #violence

Have you ever wanted your own army helmet? Get a $urplu$ Clockwork Pith Helmet today!

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Wanna make 750ยง? Rat out a rebel leader to me today!

Kull: +5
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Zombie$? More likely than you think! #cw-zombie$

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gruuhhsmiles sneevily(ยฌยบเฝ€ยฐ)ยฌ

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>Get$ a palmhu$k >in$ult$ an empre$$ in le$$ than 10 min of having it >Kharnatemaxxing.png #da$hwatching

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Reminder Iโ€™m that guy โ€”โ€”[therealCramue has uploaded an image]โ€”โ€” (Itโ€™s Cramue holding up a spread of several thousand caeger while sitting on a gold throne)

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Kull: +5
Total: 15
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THIS IS AURA! THIS IS A VI8E! I have never resonated with a post so much in weeks!

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Flippin a coin to $ee what today bring$ the populou$ of Tridon

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Total: 75
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what.does.this.mean

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@businessEveryday[BE]

tell.me.you.just.mean.nukes.right?

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Nope, talking about weather manipulation!

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๐Ÿชฃ/๐Ÿชฃ ๐“๐‡๐ˆ๐’ ๐ˆ๐’ ๐€ ๐*๐‚๐Š๐„๐“.
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oh.that's.much.less.bad

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It wa$ lightning $torm btw

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oh.yeah.that's.whatever,.i.thought.you.were.gonna.do.something.actually.bad

โ†ฉ @businessEveryday[BE]

No no, nobodyโ€™$ rebelling $o nobody need$ to get hit with anything

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Itโ€™$ a lovely night to be on top of it all

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One more thing actually doe$ anyone wanna earn like fifty caeger for $ome medical te$ting?

Kult: +65
Kull: +55
Total: 120
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โ†ฉ @lunarLupine[LL]

Experimental recipe for a new medicine weโ€™re $ynthe$izing becau$e callieโ€™$ idiot$ canโ€™t figure it out #$ub$tance

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@ripperSunburn[RS]

you know what mate if ya need another dole bludger on the docket give me a bell and ill nip on down

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@lunarLupine[LL]

Whazzit meant t' do?

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@lunarLupine[LL]

Yeah rroight mate, spose we'll see if it's worrth it orr not.

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โ†ฉ @ripperSunburn[RS]

I have no idea what the hell thi$ i$ $uppo$ed to $ay

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โ†ฉ @lunarLupine[LL]

Hyper potent opium ba$ed painkiller #$ub$tance

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@lunarLupine[LL]

Trranslation: If ya need anotherr perrson who's brroke and livin' off goverrnment fundin' on yerr list, give me a call and I will be therre shorrtly.

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@lunarLupine[LL]

Rrealisin' I ain't even surre painkillerrs worrk on me.

โ†ฉ @lunarLupine[LL]

The$e one$ will ;)

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@ripperSunburn[RS]

yeah what this says

Alright I have more $hit to do, the good olโ€™ grind never $top$

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CAPITALIยงM BEAM give me your money.

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Parry

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Ainโ€™t no parrying the grand machine my friend ๐Ÿ˜‰

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Skill issue. I parried the fuck out of it we don't even HAVE capitalism on Earth K

โ†ฉ @malleablePersonage[MP]

Damn Iโ€™m $orry you all have to live in $qualler like that :/

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Okay I actually just realized I don't want to talk to you at all

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โ†ฉ @malleablePersonage[MP]

Okay?

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Sorry. That was rude. It's not squalorous here and I got a little peeved about it. I'm sure you're a delight to talk to.

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@lunarLupine[LL]

Jokes on ya mate I'm brroke as shit.

Ex-fucking-ยงCUUUUUUUUยงE ME???? #da$hwatching

I own a few $trip club$, theyโ€™re quality place$ to vi$it lemme tell yaโ€™ #n$fw

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imperialist.lives.don't.actually.count.as.real.lives snuffing.pro.imperials.out.is.as.meaningless.as.paying.for.an.exterminator

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@handMaid[HM]

GREAT POST. YOU SHOULD GO OUTSIDE. AND READ IT TO A DRONE. WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE.

Kult: +5
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Remember folk$, if you need it, a$k for it Your need$ are my opportunitie$!

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@naknakGodhead[NG]

i need all the money in your porkhollow

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You $hould go pop your$elf in the head with a .44 #cw-$elf-harm

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what the nak is a .44 is that the size of your dick gross #nsfw

Nah.

@temoraยงolution$inc I WANT TRIPLED ยงECURITY AROUND EVERY GODDAMN ยงTATUE OF ME ON CALLIEโ€™ยง PLANET N O W

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I Preemptively Quadrupled It After The First Statue.

@cmallieEntertainment WHAT THE FUCK Iยง WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING DEGEN???? #n$fw

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@graveWalker[GW]

X Eheheheheheheeee cannon #nsfw x

Kult: +5
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Total: 10
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Bu$ine$$ i$ thrivinโ€™

Ay are any imperial a$$ociate$ out here in the mood to pay for information?

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Total: 30
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5kยง a word

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@graveWalker[GW]

X You are the embodiment of the term โ€œrat bastardโ€ you know that? x

Kult: +5
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โ†ฉ @graveWalker[GW]

Itโ€™$ ju$t good bu$ine$$, calm tf down.