Underboss Siluri
@crestfallenAwareness
Proud employee of #clockworkinc Knight of Hope. written by @fishGaming
> well. 2omeone'2 gotta f1x the ma221ve aura debt we have here unl1ke the other employee 1'm not nece22ar1ly a clone of @culpablyAtyp1cal but 1 am better than h1m 1n ba21cally every way 1 got th12 f1t ON though, you can't deny 1 look good 1n th12 2h1t <
Alright N3RD2 ill giv3 hi2 fuckin profil3 back, j33z. W3r3 ju2t havin 2om3 fun bullying my23lf for a minut3. But aaaanyway2. 2inc3 it 233m2 lik3 intro2 ar3 kinda th3 thing around h3r3. I figur3d I would introduc3 my23lf. Mo2t of you probably alr3ady know m3 kinda, but imagin3 that guy but tall3r, 2trong3r, 2mart3r, and b3tt3r in lik3.. Ba2ically 3v3ry way. Im Zabrak Z3pho2. #ClockworkInc cook3d m3 up cau23 th3y 2aw ju2t how much pot3ntial Id hav3 if I w3r3nt a bozo. 2o th3y brought m3 around to g3t thi2 fuckin party 2tart3d right. If you n33d a good tim3, 2om3 party favor2, a job, a littl3 loan, hit m3 up dawg. I got 3v3rything you might n33d. K33p an 3y3 out for my parti32, you dont wanna mi22 that 2hit.
What the fuck have they done?
What the fuck do you mean they ‘cooked you up.’
W3ll I obv2 aint th3 old pi3c3. H3 2till 2ittin in a c3ll. I'm th3 n3w and improv3d v3r2ion.
Yeah, I got that, you fucking moron. I asked what you meant. Did they fuckin’ make you in a factory? Are we 3d-printing Zabraks now?
LMAO Nah but that2 not a bad id3a. If #ClockworkInc had a whol3 gaggl3 of Zabrak2 lik3 m3 th3y r3ally would b3 un2toppabl3 Al2o how am I th3 moron wh3n you a2kin m3 qu32tion2 you obviou2ly know th3 an2w3r to alr3ady? Th3y took a 2ampl3 and gr3w my a22 in a tub3, obviou2ly.
So you’re not tiered.
> two 2tep2 ahead. <
> zz:| #da2hwatch1ng <
[It's a video upload. Lily is standing facing the camera in front of the absolute disaster that is her office/lab. She's wearing the same uniform from her headshot, and her eyebags are extremely visible.] [She clears her throat.] "My name is Lily Green, I head up the biomancy team here at Clockwork. This is a public demonstration of something I've been working on." "When you think of the natural advantages of god tiers, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Conditional immortality. The fact that they're immune to dying in ways arbitrarily deemed 'narratively unsatisfying.' There's two ways to level the playing field here. Clockwork has already demonstrated god-tier-cancelling effects in a live combat setting. But the other thing you can do..." [Lily uncaptchas a cylindrical object with a few exposed PCBs on the outside. She straps a sensor to her arm and attaches it to a port on the cylinder.] "Now, I do believe an ex-coworker of mine had a suggestion for me, hm? Something along the lines of 'cull yourself'?" [She grins ear to ear. Her expression is very much that of someone who hasn't gotten much sleep in a while.] "What do you say I give them what they want, hm?" [She uncaptchas a blade, takes a deep breath,] "KALNIA-SAMA THIS IS FOR YOU--!" [and slashes her own throat. She crumples to the floor, blood pools out of the wound, and the camera is treated to a full view of her body shutting down in real time -- upon which an indicator LED on the side of the cylinder flashes, and it suddenly discharges, glowing pale green as Lily's throat knits itself back together. Her eyes refocus, she blinks a few times, and she shakily stands back up, absolutely beaming.] "Fahaha, you see that? I'm not a god tier, and I didn't use my own Life powers at all just now! It's powered by pure, simple nuclear fusion! What you just saw is a mechanism that CONVERTS electricity into Life!! You don't need a god on standby to resurrect people, anyone anywhere can automate the revival process!! And of course why stop at immortality when you could use this for regenerative armor, geoengineering, giving your enemies cancer, anything that a Life player can do we can reverse-engineer for our applications! The possibilities are endless!! The future is ours!!" [The video cuts off here.]
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮˵⦻ﻌ⊙ა 💭 god damn girl the fuck ૮˵⦻ﻌ⊙ა 💭 i wanna do that ^^^^^^^^^^
...I'll admit that was cool as fuck.
B// < this one in purrticular gives a rough gut reactnyan
it’s hard to reall7 get snoot7 about 7ou dumb motherfu(kers thinking that’s what godtiers are (apable of be(ause there’s a bun(h of idiots who are a(tuall7 godtiers who think that’s what their abilities amount to
Did you miss the part where I said this was just the beginning? The ability to generate and confine Life is a core building block of how any Life player interfaces with the aspect. If this was ALL we could do with it there wouldn't be much use for my department, would there? This is basically a practical demonstration of the fundamental research I've been doing here. A capacitor for the aspect. My overall goal is to not just replicate the abilities of any given class of Life player, but to be able to control the aspect programmatically in the same way that we can shape electromagnetic fields.
7eah bud none of this is telling me 7ou know what 7ou’re talking about
> LOL LMAO EVEN #da2hwatch1ng <
Finally got around to getting my headshot taken today. Figure I should probably post a scan of my badge before I do the thing. Remember my name when you're saved. Remember Kalnia-sama's when you're slain. My work is my life and my calling, and She is my salvation.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮⦻ﻌ⊙ა 💭 woah ^^^^^^^^^^
> mak1ng a per2onal checkl12t of 2tuff 1 2hould cover 1n ca2e of an attack <
> hold on 1 gotta te2t 2tuff 1nvolv1ng 2teve <
> they hate me cau2e they a1n't me <
> 1m pretty 2ure you haven't been g1ven metanarrat1ve awarene22 <
The gears of industry keep grinding as we reach across multiple timelines today. #clockworkinc
what does the kidnapping of people have to do with your overarching goal by the way im a little lost.
She wants to "enslave the gods" or some shit
this was such a stupid line of thinking that i genuinely struggled to articulate a response to this.
It's always something with these raging capitalist types. What's next? Kickstarting a drilling operation on the moon? Come the fuck on.
> now 1 gotta go f1nd a target next #cw-k1dnapp1ng <
> tap2 my own 21gn wh1ch 2how2 1m not even 1nvolved 1n the current ra1d #da2hwatch1ng <
I'll still pummel you to a pulp when I get back all the same #violence
Tapping my sign. Don't complain.
> KYEHEHEHEHE #da2hwatch1ng <
I'm putting you back in your session you fucking asshole
> the narrat1ve ha2 2pun pa2t that opportun1ty long ago <
You would think so, wouldn't you?
:33< furking pisses meow off when in horror theyre like :33< "oh i left this monster a meowstpurry beclawse whatefur mewre brain will fill in will be scaripurr than anyathing i could put in furont of mew" :33< how would mew like it if i did that fur clawmedy :33< just hit mew guys with all set ups no punchlines :33< "ah whatefur mewre pan can fill in would be funnipurr than anyathing i could clawme up with" :33< furk off :33< its lazy is what it is and efurrybody but meow is fooled by it
:33< knock knock asshole
:33< so theres a farmpurr right? :33< and hes standing there next to a pig with a wooden leg :33< a guy s33s this and goes up to the farmpurr and asks the farmpurr what the story is with the pig with the wooden leg :33< the farmpurr says "this pig here save my whole family! there was a hive fire and this pig ran through the house saving efurry mempurr of the family one by one" :33< the man repurrlies "so thats how it lost the leg??"
:33< a man walks into a bar
:33< so theres these two guys trying to escape an asylum by rooftop :33< the furst guy leaps across no purroblem the second guys to scared :33< the furst guy says "dont furry ill shine a flashlight across the way and mew can walk across the beam"
np this take is shit and y0u have two let it g0.
:33< so dracmewla goes to the doctors right?
nepeta, the unkn0wn is scary.
:33< why dont skeletons purrlay mewsic in church?
ARE YOU SIX.
:33< what kind of b33s make milk?
> anyone have any good ev1l laugh2 1 can borrow <
hehehehe :D
/.here.\ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vroyQNHP1Wo
try nyohohoho it would fit you, i think.
> no no 1t wouldnt <
how would you know? try it. try it now.
All.the.bad.bitches.up.at.the.hedron.collider.tonight.we're.straight.solving.the.metaphysics.of.the.universe.in.the.club
Attention blood players! I want you to join the #clockworkinc research team! Details in dm.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok what would i get outta this
Money and a daily sandwich of your choice. Among other benefits.
Hell ask @crestfallenAwareness He can vouch for the sandwich and money.
mmmm paaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Well then I guess I have to find someone to clone if you won’t join willingly.
would that involve torturing and kidnapping a mf
Yes.
gfdi fine ill do the blood thing bitch
Thank you! Remember if we find you’ve made it defective we’ll experiment on you instead of work with you.
yeah yeah just send a transportalizer code or some shit
> the 1nner mach1nat1on2 of my pan are a clockwork en1gma <
So few of you actually comprehend how much danger you’re all in and it’s shameful really. #clockworkinc
who does bro think she is lmao
that’s m7 line
This would hit harder if you weren’t one of many who post like this. Or if I cared.
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ts is hilarious lmao