Cramue 😉

@therealCramue

Founder and Reigning CEO of Clockwork Inc “That’s Business Grubby!” ((Art by the wonderful @hahahale on instagram))

Blood: CobaltAge: 9953 years4587 sweepsKult Score: 314Kull Score: 6839 followers 3 following

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one of zem?

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@businessEveryday[BE]

alright.we're.up.for.another.#zemfucks.this.time.the.highly.requested,.pencil.sharpener,.submitted.by.the.wonderful.@croesusKingpin.but.also.dedicated.to.@consequentlyOblique.cuz.it.would.be.funny so,.another.bottom,.but.still.dom.here,.and.another.bulge.shredder thats.fine,.ive.got.plenty.of.spare.bodies,.buuuut.today.I.pulled.out.something.special,.one.of.the.more.femme.bods,.and.tossed.on.the.pencil.strapon,.the.sharpener.loved.that.shit,.and.if.you.grind.hard.enough.you.can.end.up.busting.one.from.it but.i.feel.like.this.goes.against.the.vibes.of.zemfucks.so.thats.gonna.get.its.own.rating overall.great.looks,.really.showing.off.that.hole.yknow? makes.me.think.of.someone.bent.over,.its.kinda.like.doing.it.doggy.style pretty.hard.to.fit.the.full.thing.in.there,.and.once.in.I.only.had.a.bit.of.time.to.bust.it.cuz.it.was.tearing.away.from.the.second.I.entered but.yknow.what.i.managed.to.finish.so.thats.pretty.good honestly.i.liked.it.more.than.the.blender,.pretty.good.lay thanks.to.@justCallie.for.being.where.i.stole.the.sharpener.from. 8/10.normal. 10/10.with.the.pencil.strapon

@croesusKingpin @consequentlyOblique @justCallie

#gore #nsfw #zemfucks

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

@therealCramue[TC]

You know what? Nevermind you $tay where you are.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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one of zem?

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nonbinary

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transgender

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asexual

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@normalEveryday[NE]

i.believe.i.have.become.obsessed.with.stardew.valley

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

@therealCramue[TC]

Remember to help jojo corp or whatever they’re called

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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one of zem?

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Yuri Official

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nonbinary

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transgender

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asexual

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Mediculler

This user practices medicine.

@normalEveryday[NE]

i.have.impaled.my.frond this.is.not.good i.think.i.preferred.when.i.was.a.non.clumsy.thinkpan.in.a.jar additionally:ow

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@therealCramue[TC]

§kill i$$ue buddy, your better $elf i$ an ace.

@titanicWarden[TW]

CraMue And Co Are Panicking Because Callie Left The Gang Meanwhile I’M Just Sitting Here With My Six Litre Mug Of Coffee And Enjoying The Fact I’ll Never Have To Put Up With Her Shit Again

Kult: +14

Kull: +5

Total: 19

Ratio: 2.80

@therealCramue[TC]

WE’RE PANICKING BECAU§E THAT I§ A MAJOR PLAYER AND WE AREN’T §EPTILLIONAIRE§ LIKE YOU, YOU ENORMOU§ TWAT #

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

DO NOT MAKE ME LAuGH.

THIS uSER IS A BIT LATE FOR THAT. tumut

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

CALIBuNGA DuDE

YOu LIKED EVERYTHING CALIBORN EVER SAID. MERITORIOuS.

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Watch Out!

Clown rabies is real, actually.

@divinaCommedia[DC]

ִ ࣪𖤐 I N×̷̷͜×̷d sOme slavez witH a g×̷̷͜×̷d bit Of meat ON tHem tO ca×̷̷͜×̷y me aNd my palaNquiN frOm my Hive tO tHe beacH. Quite a furr, az I am quite large despite my adOrable, petite reNditiONz Of myself. I su×̷̷͜×̷Ose vOluNt×̷̷͜×̷rz are alsO a×̷̷͜×̷eptable. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑

Kult: +20

Kull: +19

Total: 39

Ratio: 1.05

@therealCramue[TC]

I’m your man! Dm me and we’ll talk detail$ #cw-$lavery

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@equestrianGunslinger[EG]

Can someone remind me what the legal punishment for speaking out against the empire is, I'm getting tired of running and this cowboy needs motivation. -🐎

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

@therealCramue[TC]

Death.

Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Observed.

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Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

You know who else...?

Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

hello.

Kult: +35

Kull: +40

Total: 75

Ratio: 0.88

@therealCramue[TC]

Earth C’$ gov got overthrown in a coup

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

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Guard Dog

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nonbinary

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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@uprootedGarden[UG]

thank god it did

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@therealCramue[TC]

It ha$ come with a beautiful opportunity too!

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nonbinary

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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@uprootedGarden[UG]

glad someone who knows what they're doing is finally in charge

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@therealCramue[TC]

For now eheheheheheh

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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@uprootedGarden[UG]

try something and i gut you

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@therealCramue[TC]

Oh I’ll be $itting back and watching the firework$ don’t you worry

Craysea News Breaker

This user became something of a headline grappler. )-(IC would be proud. #peixesstaywinnin

certified badass

this gill in particular is literally trained to kill

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

#FrenchToastClub

Nothing like a breakfast staple, enjoyed at any time.

@corallineCataclysm[CC]

st0p askin me shit i got n0fin to d0 with this and im keepin it that way. i d0nt wanna rule over nomoby and thats n0t changin. get it thru yo thick skulls #meenahcoup #vent

#vent #meenahcoup

Kult: +63

Kull: +7

Total: 70

Ratio: 9.00

@therealCramue[TC]

@cmallieEntertainment look at her lying lmao

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

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Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

bisexual

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Sunrise Crown

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Yuri Official

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Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@justCallie[JC]

X @therealCramue you want me to start making more Caeger and pushi g shady shit? Give me 10K of your war ships and their arsenals. #substance #violence x

#violence #substance

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@therealCramue[TC]

NOW WE’RE TALKING!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@therealCramue[TC]

Flippin a coin to $ee what today bring$ the populou$ of Tridon

Kult: +30

Kull: +35

Total: 65

Ratio: 0.86

one of zem?

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Mg. Slobberpet

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Pitch One

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@businessEveryday[BE]

tell.me.you.just.mean.nukes.right?

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@therealCramue[TC]

Nope, talking about weather manipulation!

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one of zem?

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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🪣/🪣 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐁*𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓.

This user cleans the messes many are too afraid to make.

Mg. Slobberpet

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Pitch One

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@businessEveryday[BE]

oh.that's.much.less.bad

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@therealCramue[TC]

It wa$ lightning $torm btw

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one of zem?

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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🪣/🪣 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐁*𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓.

This user cleans the messes many are too afraid to make.

Mg. Slobberpet

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nonbinary

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Pitch One

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@businessEveryday[BE]

oh.yeah.that's.whatever,.i.thought.you.were.gonna.do.something.actually.bad

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@therealCramue[TC]

No no, nobody’$ rebelling $o nobody need$ to get hit with anything

Kult: +5

Total: 5

transgender

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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@condesceVessel[CV]

My own morals and values Or Money Decisions decisions...

Kult: +56

Kull: +42

Total: 98

Ratio: 1.33

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@hisProphet[HP]

The answer is surprisingly obvious. - Genesis 1:27

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@therealCramue[TC]

Moral$ get in the way of money. Do what you will with thi$ information

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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transgender

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@condesceVessel[CV]

Your right, money.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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@condesceVessel[CV]

Very very wise words.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@hisProphet[HP]

Wrong! Good try though. You can have another go! - Galatians 5:6

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@therealCramue[TC]

There’$ plenty more where that came from

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@therealCramue[TC]

Brokeie mind$et

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

bisexual

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Sunrise Crown

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Yuri Official

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Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@justCallie[JC]

X Yup, it’s decided. It’s nap time for this big ol purble x

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@therealCramue[TC]

Lazy bitch

@therealCramue[TC]

One more thing actually doe$ anyone wanna earn like fifty caeger for $ome medical te$ting?

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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Puppymoded

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Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@lunarLupine[LL]

What sorrta testin'?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@therealCramue[TC]

Experimental recipe for a new medicine we’re $ynthe$izing becau$e callie’$ idiot$ can’t figure it out #$ub$tance

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Puppymoded

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Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@lunarLupine[LL]

Whazzit meant t' do?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@therealCramue[TC]

Hyper potent opium ba$ed painkiller #$ub$tance

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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Puppymoded

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Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@lunarLupine[LL]

Rrealisin' I ain't even surre painkillerrs worrk on me.

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@therealCramue[TC]

The$e one$ will ;)