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HuMAN FAN. ASPIRING ARTIST. LOVER OF GAMES AND MuSE OF TIME. (AGAINST MY WILL)

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Howdy, ya’ll. Since my cast of characters never keeps from growing larger, I’m making this as a way to both make sure people know who is running my blorbos and also so anybody can reach out OOC if they want. I am Dagoth, Dag, or any nickname variation you think of and feel like using tbh. He/Him and 22 years old. I am autistic with ADHD (which I’m sure is a surprise for everyone on this website). Anyone who wants to message me outside of chittr can do so at @ dagothur. on discord! I’ll be having all of my accounts rechitt and pin this, and in the future (meaning anywhere from today to years and years) I’ll probably make another post listing them all out here. That’s all for now, toodles!

FINALLY MADE IT TO THE FuCKING TOWER. I AM ASCENDING NOW SO. TIME TO KILL WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSuME WILL BE THE FIRST BOSS AT THE TOP.

OKAY. SuFFICIENT WEAPON ALCHEMIZED. NOW I CAN FINALLY FINISH GOING TO THIS FuCKING TOWER. FEELS LIKE I’VE BEEN AT IT FOR DAYS, JESuS.

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I HAVE BEEN BuSY. BEATING ENEMIES TO DEATH WITH MY BARE HANDS. TO GET ENOuGH SHIT TO ALCHEMIZE A NEW WEAPON. TO REPLACE MY CANE.

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MIGHT LOSE MY WEAPON SOON. MAY HAVE TO GO BACK AND ALCHEMIZE A NEW ONE.

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THINGS I HAVE DISCOVERED WHILE MOVING TOWARDS THAT TOWER THING (WHICH. I GuESS IS THE SAME AS MY SISTER. EVEN THOuGH THE LAND IS DIFFERENT? FuCK IF I KNOW) ON MY LAND: THERE ARE A LOT OF FuCKING CLOCKS. AND THE CLOCKS HAVE THINGS INSIDE THEM.

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METAL GEARS.

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@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

Would you say they're solid?

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GODDAMNIT YES BuT ALSO THINGS THAT uSuALLY AREN’T IN CLOCKS! THAT’S WHAT I MEANT!

THEY ARE MORE OFTEN THAN NOT QUITE SOLID. REASONABLY SOLID AS PER HUMAN/TROLL DEFINITION. A SOLID METAL GEAR.

WHAT COULD A CLOCK HAVE INSIDE OF IT THAT WOULD NOT NORMALLY BE INSIDE A CLOCK. IF IT WERE ABNORMAL IT WOULD NOT BE A STANDARD CLOCK CORRECT?

I NEVER SAID THAT THE CLOCK. WAS STRICTLY STANDARD. THAT WAS YOuR ASSuMPTION.

YES BUT IF IT WAS NOT STANDARD THEN WHY WOULD IT BE WORTH MENTIONING AS A CLOCK WITHOUT ANY DEFINING ADJECTIVES. THE OMMISSION WAS YOURS.

I’M GETTING THE DISTINCTIVE FEELING. YOu’RE FuCKING WITH ME ON PuRPOSE.

I CANNOT CONFIRM WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS NOT A VIABLE POSSIBILITY.

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MAKING MY WAY TO THIS TOWER. WALKING FAST. NO FACES PAST. BECAuSE THERE’S NOBODY HERE BuT FuCKING ENEMIES.

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WHY DO THEY HAVE CHERuB FACES.

ENEMIES IMMEDIATELY IN MY ROOM. GODDAMNIT. SHOOTING TIME.

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OuT I GO. TO EXPLORE MY LAND. AND PROBABLY SHOOT THINGS I CAN FEEL uNGuILTY (THAT’S A WORD. SHuT uP) ABOuT SHOOTING.

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SO. WHILE I PREPARE TO PLAY THE GAME. uH. QuESTION. IS IT. SOME SORT OF INFIDELITY. FOR WHEN AFTER YOu START TO HAVE FEELINGS YOu DIDN’T KNOW YOuR SPECIES COuLD HAVE FOR SOMEONE. AND MAYBE ALSO DISCOVER SOME THINGS ABOuT WHAT HuMANS CALL YOuR “SEXuALITY”. YOu ALSO START TO FEEL VERY SIMILAR FEELINGS TO MANY OF THEIR ALTERNATE VERSIONS. WHO ARE ALL DIFFERENT, AND MAYBE SOMEWHAT LESS SINCERE. BuT STILL SIMILAR. AND STILL COOL? PLEASE ASSuME THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL.

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 ̄\ thought crime ain't real, brother. if you're seein' someone amd you feel guilty about havin' wandering eyes you can always sit down n' talk with 'em though / ̄

I AM NOT ACTuALLY. SEEING THEM YET. PLEASE ASSuME WHAT I JuST SAID IS ALSO A HYPOTHETICAL.

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 ̄\ no yeah totally we're talkin hypothetically. roleplaying, even. but if you ain't goin' steady ain't no such thing as infidelity. and y'know. maybe you're (hypothetically) someone who loves more'n one person at a time. no harm in that neither. / ̄

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IS THAT ALSO AN OPTION???? HOLY SHIT.

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 ̄\ it's the kinda shit you gotta clear up out the gate if you lock somebody down, but fuck yeah. can do pretty much anything as long as everyone involved is on the same page godspeed, little bro. hypothetically. / ̄

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

darling, i've been married for over twenty years, and i still flirt with every version of her who's receptive! it's all aboUt commUnication.

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HELLO. OTHER TERRIBLE VERSION OF ME. HAVE YOu CONSIDERED DYING FOREVER.

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CONSIDERED. DISREGARDED. I'M BUSY SHOOTING CRAPS OVER CIGARS WITH THE LADS. FUCK YOU AND DIE ALSO THOUGH.

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THE FACT WE ARE TECHNICALLY THE SAME PERSON. KIND OF. GIVES ME ANOTHER THING TO HATE ABOuT MYSELF. SO FuCK YOu FOR THAT.

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WEAKNESS. I COULD NEVER HATE MYSELF. BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME. THERE MAY BE PRETENDERS. TRANS-DIMENSIONAL DROOLING LOBOTOMITE FUCKWITS WHO ARE PARALLEL REALITY VARIANTS OF ME. BUT THEY ARE NOT ME. ALSO I'M BUSY SMOKING CUBANS IN THE LOUNGE WITH ITCHY. HOLD THIS TREMENDOUS L. L AS IN LORD ENGLISH.

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WELL FuCK. AWAKE AGAIN. GuESS IT’S MY TuRN TO EXPLORE.

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I CONTINuE TO HATE. EVERYTHING I SEE ABOuT MY ALTERNATES. FuCK THEM.

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I NOW OFFER. A DIFFERENT GAME OF STRATEGY. THIS ONE IS CALLED. “BATTLESHIP”. HTTPS://PAPERGAMES.IO/EN/R/JYDBRV-S7

HAD TO FIX. A SMALL ERROR. TAKE TWO. HTTPS://PAPERGAMES.IO/EN/R/CTOQXLEZCE

HELLO. CHITTR. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. THE GAME IS CALLED. “CHESS”. HTTPS://PAPERGAMES.IO/EN/R/YO_O_GL3R/530

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WHY DOES IT SAY CONNECT 4.

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OH. PEOPLE ARE PLAYING GAMES NOW??? THIS IS THE BEST FuCKING THING EVER. ESPECIALLY WHILE I WAIT FOR MY SISTER. TO SLEEP. SO I CAN GET TO MY PART OF THE GAME.

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I LOOK AT MY DEVICE WHILE ASLEEP. AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS THAT FuCKING ART. BY ANOTHER SHITTY ME. FuCK MY LIFE.

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GET. OVER. IT!!

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HAVE YOu. AND ALL MY OTHER AWFuL ALTERNATES. CONSIDERED GOING OuT AND KILLING EACH OTHER.

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YOU WILL GET A SNEAK PEEK INTO MY PLANS. BECAUSE. THAT IS ONE OF THE FIRST STEPS. OF MY UNIVERSAL DOMINATION.

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As I said, this lovely #framefriday also marks the beginning of #mistressmay, both things I have created and will continue to promote indefinitely for my own amusement, regardless of your feelings on the matter. So, how about a treat? Let us resynchronize time, with but a snap of my fingers, and allow me to entreat you with a spot of narration. Our cherubim’s game, of course, was never going to be truly ‘normal’. Too many factors combined to make that unlikely- the presence of two master classes, their very species- but chief among them was naturally the influence of my lady and myself. Still, if you were to watch this younger version of her now, you could be forgiven for assuming the opposite was true. As dear @unboundUraeus operated her side of the game, in theory the server of her currently sleeping brother, she did so with deftness and knowledge of one who had studied the game long and hard. Very soon their room was extended, on her brother’s side, and she did her due diligence. The Alchemiter, the Punch Designix, the Totem Lathe. And finally, two of the most important entry items- the Cruxtruder and the Pre-Punched Card. Fittingly enough, as it marks the formal beginning of the world’s end (marked not by a bombard of stone, but of the shattered gold debris of a moon that was destined for death.), it also was the first moment that the divergences in their session would be made clear. Unsheathing her black wand and striking the top off the Cruxtruder with a wave of red, the Kernelsprite that left the Cruxtruder alongside the Cruzite flashed rapidly between a bright candy red and a lime green, rather than the single color Calliope had been expecting. Curious and perhaps slightly worrying, yes, but my lady had no time to worry on that. She had done her part, and set up all the equipment in her brother’s room. All that had to be done was create her brother’s artifact for him, and he would do the same. So, she did. Even as she completed the artifact- a lime green egg marked with red spirals- she found herself surprised that she would be cooperating with him like this. Helping make sure he got in, when she had never intended he would play at all. Not that his continued existence was in any way pleasant! But it was an unpleasantness that could be…rectified! With the artifact completed and waiting in her brother’s now much larger room half, she returned to the center of the room, and slept. I won’t waste too much of your time with describing the next sequence of events, darlings. After all, much of it is the same as the previous. And though our dear @unendingUroborus has many deficiencies in his mind, he certainly understands rules and guidelines quite well. He was a truly quick learner when it came to games. As the bombardment of golden fragments grew even stronger and more rapid, Caliborn’s movements began to mimic that of his sisters. Her room was extended, her phernalia placed, and her artifact created. Another mirror image, this one a brilliant shade of red striped with lime. And as he did all this, the Muse of Time was equally surprised that this was, in fact, happening. Deep down, he had not expected to survive. At least not long enough to make it to the game. He certainly had more than a few people to thank for that. As do I, really, though our reasons differ! One last note. The Cruxtruder placed for Calliope by her brother? Not a kernelsprite in sight. For reasons that will soon be obvious. Before he could make any move to destroy his own artifact, as required to enter, he found that it had already begun. His egg was cracking, slowly but surely. One quick inspection showed that the same was true of his sisters. For the first time, panic came to him as the bombardment outside grew closer to their home and prison, when he realized- the Kernelsprite! Oh, how could he ever forget? Well. There was only one thing that could possibly be of use to him now. His arm- and his sister’s arm- blasted off and left tucked away after an assassination attempt by one @feferiPeixes. Hidden from me for a while, I must admit. Fortunately, my lady helped clear up some of that darkness. At the exact moment that the muse chucked his own severed limb into the red/green alternating Kernelsprite, the artifacts cracked open, and the room split in twain… Leaving the dear boy knocked unconscious, and my Lady awakened on her land. And far, far above and beyond them, a process that had begun not too long ago was complete. A wave of red finished washing over Skaia, bathing it a bright and shining crimson as crackles of rainbow energy spread across it. A sigh both of things to come, and of that which had already come. Though, really, is there much difference between the two? What happens next? Well, pardon me for teasing, but I think I’ll leave it for now. After all, you have no small part to play in it.

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

if nothing else, yoU make a good narrator. credit where it's dUe, i am now even more cUrioUs to see how their session plays oUt, if only from a gameplay perspective. i will, of coUrse, continUe to meddle with yoUr best-laid plans.

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Oh, I’m certain, darling. It’ll be a refresher, compared to the usual adversaries.

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

i will take that statement at face valUe, for my own sanity. i'll keep a close eye on the twins!

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HM. I THINK I HAVE COME TO TERMS. WITH BEING ATTRACTED TO MEN? BuT ALSO. I AM NOT uNATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN. OR THOSE WHO AREN’T NECESSARILY EITHER? …CONFuSING.

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*uNATTRACTED TO.

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That just means you aren't strictly straight or strictly gay. And frankly, who cares about the label? The label is for everyone else. Not for you.

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yuuup welcome to the pan lyfe babey!!! twice... thrice? 2.5x the bitches, but getting 'em is just as hard. 8P

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THANK YOu. DIRK. EVERY VERSION OF YOu IS ALWAYS GOOD AT WORDING THESE THINGS.

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You're welcome. I try my best. Sometimes.

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