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How many friends do you think you have? Do not answer this question, just... Think about it. Consider that number for a moment. None of you are correct. You will either under or over-estimate how many friends you have. This is the beauty of the world. Everyone sees each other through completely different eyes. Most of you will under-estimate. You likely have more allies than you know.
A man goes without praising the ground women walk on for a couple nights, and suddenly, his unwavering allegiance to them is in question~! Let it be known, I will do everything in my power to make my fealty be heard~! I make this oath, by glory~! I will say my nightly affirmations, I will chant verses of prose, I will pay a carnal tithe to every woman, if I must~! Hear me, Paradox Space~! I live for women~! They are my reason for being~!
ʚ( Red Is A Reely L♡vely C♡l♡r!! The C♡l♡r ♡f L♡ve And Passi♡n... Pink Is A G♡♡d ♡ne, T♡♡!! )ɞ
Don't worry! T)(ey'll )(elp you process t)(ose feelings too!
it's quite tolerable i sit to the side unless needed
sorry guys. dave made me homo phobic again. i've revoked my gay members card.
X HAND HOLDING CHEEK CARESSING GENTLENESS STARING INTO EACH OTHERS EYES WITH ENDLESS PASSION Just a look into the abyss of nsfw in my sick and twisted mind #nsfwULTRA x
Yeah. It was a foam sword. My ass still kind of hurt in the morning, but I'm good. Physically.
darling, i've been married for over twenty years, and i still flirt with every version of her who's receptive! it's all aboUt commUnication.
￣\ it's the kinda shit you gotta clear up out the gate if you lock somebody down, but fuck yeah. can do pretty much anything as long as everyone involved is on the same page godspeed, little bro. hypothetically. /￣
￣\ no yeah totally we're talkin hypothetically. roleplaying, even. but if you ain't goin' steady ain't no such thing as infidelity. and y'know. maybe you're (hypothetically) someone who loves more'n one person at a time. no harm in that neither. /￣
youll figure it out w)(en youre older, younglin.
#notmycaliborn Literally nothing, I am just keeping it real.
YOU WILL GET A SNEAK PEEK INTO MY PLANS. BECAUSE. THAT IS ONE OF THE FIRST STEPS. OF MY UNIVERSAL DOMINATION.
I HAVE DRAWN MORE YAOIS. THIS TIME. C!DIRK. HAS FINALLY BESTOWED AN OBSCENE AFFECTION. ONTO C!LORD CALIBORN. AFTER BEING IN AWE. OF HIS WONDERFUL GROWTH. AND BEEFY NATURE. #NSFW. OBVIOUSLY. https://file.garden/adp8DWZQKVR-NRQW/yaois2.png
yuuup welcome to the pan lyfe babey!!! twice... thrice? 2.5x the bitches, but getting 'em is just as hard. 8P
That just means you aren't strictly straight or strictly gay. And frankly, who cares about the label? The label is for everyone else. Not for you.
Knowing how you got somewhere is overrated. I get high and wake up three states away with a missing kidney for fun.
I'm sorry, my companion, but no. We all have our own destinies, and yours culminates here. I would not rob you of that.
Sometimes you h★ve to grumble ★bout things.
Good for you! Proud of you 38)
I have an incredibly stupid idea.
(greeniborn im sorry :( :( </3)
yyyyyyess pretend all of wut i just said was a joke ok LOL
ok as soon as other me/other dirk puts that wedding ring o life on u we are stopping fuckin EVERYTHING & ur gonna sit down and watch me 100% skyward sword + then u will understand :)
#HisGroobies #HisGrack #HisGriddies #Groose #Zelda lmaoooo
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "the zombies got me... i should have gotten some zombie insurance." —random threed guy, earthbound #Inspiring #ForGamers #IMPORTANT
Getting actually flung by a trebuchet could fix me.
RECHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huh I wonder who caused this.
Best to get it done and over wit)(! T)(e pit will consume you if you delay t)(e inevitable!
Don't feel it?
its simple. dont feel it at all.
>> then, maybe, maybe yeડ put the h¡t on them..
I'm still understandin' gender but as far as I know, a dame's a dame. If yer tryin' to romance 'em? Dat's a dame.
Less than you'd think 8ut more than you'd hope.
Alright boss.
Yessir Mister Lord English Sir.
dOn't tElL Me yOu uP AnD MoThEr fUcKiNg fOrGoT AbOuT ThE MoThEr fUcKeR WhO WeEnEd yOu oN RaW MeAt jUiCe iN ThE WiCkEd bInKy, My bItChY BrOtHeR. cMoN NoW.
GOOD LUCK. DO NOT FORGET YOURSELF.
Sometimes I still crave grubdogs and grubloaf, )(ave to conc)(stantly remind myself t)(at it's made from grubs. 38Y W)(at do t)(ey put in grubs t)(at makes t)(em so tasty!!!
hes cute but the age gap between us is just irrec0ncilable #vaguep0sting
that said, magic is real as fUck.
frUstratingly, it's this very ambigUity that defines magic. it woUldn't be magical if the valIe of its realness attribUte were known for certain. ~_~;
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i Understand. if yoU'd like to talk, my dms are open, or yoU coUld @ping me if yoU find safety in pUblicity
oh, dear. i fear we may have symmetric experiences! hello, there. yoU appear to be a benevolent coUnterpart to my brother, and i believe i am the benevolent coUnterpart to yoUr sister! strange how these things swap, isn't it?