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#aspe(ttalk 5/12: time it’s weird how (alming time is, when 7ou get right down to it. espe(iall7 weird when i look at other people’s experien(es with time. fighting and suffering and struggling. i was expe(ting a rough time. but no. ever7thing ti(ks along. it’s almost relaxing. no need to do mu(h. ever7thing’s going to keep on keeping on exa(tl7 as it should be. ma7be it’s heir’s influen(e, smoothing things over. but in the end, that’s how time works, isn’t it? and the end. it’s (oming for all of us. the great (ertaint7 of all that is is that one da7, it will be an is not. and that’s (omforting, in a wa7. a foundation to build ever7thing on, just as mu(h as spa(e. ever7thing will end. suffering and miser7. jo7 and (ontentment. me. 7ou. the universe. no su(h thing as true immortalit7, just ki(king the (an down the road. that’s where the struggle (omes from, i think. people tr7ing to (hange that one immutable fa(t. strain and 7ell and stamp 7our feet, all 7ou get from banging 7our fists on it is blood7 knu(kles. but that’s oka7. time will heal that wound, too.
You'll See.
Give It Time.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 some kind of memory thing idk ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 ive been half paying attention i got a kid to take care of ^^^^^^^^^^
Me.
.i don't think .it will help. new hairstyle .isn't going to miraculously change point .of view for some people.
Possibly. Could just be speaking from personal experience, though.
33> Y0u H3ard M3 <33
ALL SHALL BE. FUCK YOU. BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL. AND DIE FOREVER. SO SAYETH. ME. BITCH.
WHY 4R3 HUMAN BU1G35 ON 7HE OU751DE 4ND N3VER COM3 1N???? >:? 17 I5 SI11Y 4ND DOES N07 M4K3 53N53 #NSFW
yearwning is forw people who have not figurwed out how to actually enjoy theirw own company so they have to trwy to prwetend to be fulfilled and accomplished by living vicarwiously thrwough theirw own parwtnerws it is basically declarwing that you arwe unable to stand on yourw own merwits and also half rwelated that you werwe prwobably too ugly to pull at the same time that usually contrwibutes
there are different kinds of strength.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮⚔︎ﻌ⦶ა 💬 bad people deserve nothing ^^^^^^^^^^
No, don't worry. I like you, you get some grace.
IT SEEMS. UNLIKELY. IT IS. IMPOSSIBLE.
I just don't think you're useless. Everyone has something going for them, even if they don't quite know it yet. You included.
Milking a snake today and I’m reminiscing.
😏
kiss your crush!!!!!!
B33 < seconding that f33lings arent stupid
Well. There's no one left here to REDACTED, so it's kind of a moot point. Especially since I am staying here in #mynothing so as not to cause anyone else to REDACTED.
I think I want to. Hold a hand.
I understand.
[An image is posted. Snowman sits on one of Yaldabaoth's coils. The lens-flare of its brilliant visage obscures a decent chunk of the image. She seems to be wearing a modified version of a Thief of Time's godtier robes. In her hands, she holds the clock-pendulum she stabbed Caliborn with.] I can't quite decide if I like this garish attire. Perhaps a few more modifications could be made. I do know an excellent tailor. But first, I really should head home.
GOD. FuCKING. DAMN IT. …AND YOu. YOu LITTLE FuCKER. I STILL SEE INSIDE YOuR SOuL. STILL NO BETTER THAN ME.
[A video is posted. Caliborn stands over Snowman as she lies, bleeding, in the dirt. Once again, his crowbar glistens with blood as much as his teeth glint with triumph. "ALL REALITIES. EVERY TIMELINE. COLLAPSES DOWN TO THIS." Snowman glares. "YOU WILL ALWAYS BREAK BEFORE I DO. HAA. HAA." She draws and fires a pistol into his gut. He doesn't even flinch. "I ADMIRE YOUR PERSISTENCE, MY GOOD BITCH. BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO MATCH UP TO ME. WHAT YOU HAVE YOU HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE ALLOWED IT." In a marvel of expectoratory strength. She spits in his face. "WILL YOU. *PLEASE* JUST LET ME FINISH SO I CAN KILL YOU OH MY GOD. AS I WAS SAYING. YOU ARE NOTHING. IN THE FACE OF MY INEVITABILITY. HEE HEE." He kicks her with his cybernetic leg. With her good arm, she wrenches at it, trying to pry it off. He rolls his eyes. "BECAUSE I AM A GRACIOUS LORD. I WILL NOW PERMIT YOU TO SPEAK, FETID BITCH-QUEEN THE THIRD. SAY YOUR LAST WORDS. SO I CAN FORGET-" Caliborn's gloating is cut off by the pendulum of a certain juju-clock piercing through his chest, just left of center. And then a lance piercing through the other side. He falls, and a second Snowman helps the first up. His body flickers and flashes. The video ends in a glitch-flicker of static as he detonates.]
[A video is posted. Snowman's pitched battle with an unkillable Lordling continues. She and her alternates weave through the morass, striking and evading. Nevertheless, galaxy-blue blood drips from slowly accumulating wounds. A leaking head-wound. A gash along her ribs. Numerous bite-marks. CAMERASPRITE's vision flickers. Her left arm dangles limply, a bullet having torn through something important to its operation. The video ends.]
[A video is posted. Caliborn stares down the barrel of the camera. He seems to be holding a quivering CAMERASPRITE by the proverbial, if not literal, throat. He is dressed in his godtier attire. With his free thumb, he flicks an "8" pin out of a doll. Reality blurs. At first nothing seems different, until Caliborn laughs and tosses CAMERASPRITE aside. As it falls, it turns to follow Caliborn's gaze. His glassy red eyes are locked in hateful glee with Snowman's. She is sitting on a boulder, smoking casually. In an instant, time distorts. Caliborn has charged forward at impossible speeds, impaling himself on her lance. An alternate Caliborn duels with a future-past Snowman, crowbar clanging harshly off her lance, wielded with the finesse of a rapier. An egg timer rings. Two more Caliborns, similarly dressed, emerge from a suddenly-present oven grinning. The video ends.]
mmmmno.
Be careful, friend.
>+. SOME CHERUBS *ARE* PRETTY CREEPY CUTE .+<
You should probably just block me, kid. You're too sensitive of soul.
...why *shouldnt* i be selfish?
With that said. I really should have expected some hoofbeast piss like this. [An uploaded image of Caliborn, clearly alive somehow and flipping her off from behind a large red boulder.]
[A video is posted. CAMERASPRITE drifts above a yellow-green planet, focus fixed on the drifting gyre of debris and the singularity at its center, a circular void bisected by the planet's horizon. It then turns and speeds towards the ground, slipping through a crevice into the earth. It descends through another winding tunnel in an extended, high-speed shot. It comes to a dead halt as Snowman, having finally caught up to Caliborn again, stands off against him. In his left hand, a card. In his right, his crowbar. "Nowhere left to run, Lordling." "SHUT UP, KNAVE. DONT THINK I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU ARE MEANT TO SERVE ME." "Oh? Who told you that?" "AN IDIOT ON A SCREEN WHO IS BAD AT WRITING." "Did he tell you I was coming to kill your only friends, and then you?" "SHUT UP, AGAIN. YOU CANNOT KILL THEM. IN ANY WAY THAT MATTERS. HAA HAA HEE HEE-" "I didn't come here to be lectured by a child." Text flashes across the screen: RUIN! The video ends.]
good. good boy. pay it no mind.
i did not intend to call you a good boy, i was supposed to delete that part. accidentally sent. ignore it.
IF I WERE TO REMAIN AS I AM. I WOuLD SuFFER IN THE PuRSuIT OF MY DESIRES. IF I “CHANGED”. AND ACCEPTED I “COuLD NOT HAVE THINGS.” I WOuLD SIMPLY SuFFER IN A NEW. DIFFERENT WAY. LIKE MY LESSER. GREENER SELF DOES. BETTER TO PICK THE PATH. THAT HAS SOME CHANCE OF REWARD.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌòა 🗯️ nooo dont run ૮˵×ﻌ಄˵ა 💭 actually do run it makes the chase all the more hot ^^^^^^^^^^
Don't Forget to be KIND to yourself! (CROWD CHEER!)
get on the iinternet and poiint iit 2omewhere.
oh, don't even spare him the effort. UmU
wow. how perverse.
evil affirmations yo friends hate you theyre tryna krill you they got ulterior motives and they want you dead they have a groupchat called [your name] stink like bass
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 lmfao what ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 are you stupid or are dark alleys just safe for your specie's ^^^^^^^^^^
a considerably large part of me wonders if that is, perhaps, the point.
i hope not.
hug beam
[CASE] [SUBJECT:_CALLIOPE] I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_have_encountered_a_difficulty. Ordinarily,_the_distinction_between_living_and_dead_is_among_the_more_embarrassingly_simple_classifications_available_to_medicine._A_living_organism_persists._A_dead_organism_does_not._There_are_complications,_naturally,_but_these_generally_concern_the_precise_moment_at_which_one_category_becomes_the_other. Calliope_does_not_appear_interested_in_respecting_this_arrangement. The_subject_speaks._She_observes._She_remembers._She_responds_to_external_stimulus._She_demonstrates_preference,_affection,_irritation,_curiosity,_and_continuity_of_identity._These_are_generally_useful_indicators_of_life. Unfortunately,_she_is_also_dead. Or_was_dead. Or_remains_dead_while_continuing_to_exhibit_nearly_every_quality_I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_would_ordinarily_use_to_argue_otherwise. There_is_no_satisfactory_anatomical_terminology_for_a_corpse_possessing_an_active_social_life. The_difficulty_is_compounded_by_cherubim_physiology._Predomination_already_requires_us_to_accept_that_one_consciousness_may_be_destroyed_without_rendering_the_shared_organism_deceased._Identity_can_perish_while_the_body_persists._A_sibling_may_become_absence,_memory,_nutrition,_inheritance,_or_haunting_without_ever_fitting_neatly_inside_the_word_corpse. Calliope_appears_to_have_committed_the_opposite_offense. The_body_became_absent. The_person_did_not. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_have_considered_spirit,_revenant,_posthumous_consciousness,_dream-self,_residual_identity,_resurrected_organism,_narrative_echo,_and_several_less_respectable_classifications._Each_explains_some_portion_of_the_subject_and_fails_rather_spectacularly_to_explain_the_remainder. If_I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_were_to_pronounce_her_dead,_she_could_object. If_I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_were_to_pronounce_her_alive,_I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_would_require_a_definition_of_life_broad_enough_to_make_several_cemeteries_medically_contentious. [DIAGNOSIS] Inconclusive. Calliope_is_either_an_unusually_articulate_dead_cherub_or_an_unusually_deceased_living_one. Further_[OBSERVATION]_is_required.
a l0t 0f y0uu nneed a huug..
yes, exactly.
to get to exist is such a wonderful thing please dont waste it being ashamed of yourself :)
It's not optional, man
c☀︎warddddd
nno. yes. nnno. no. nno. need. kill. something. ffuck.
I am going to poke the Folger's incest nest. *** Poke.
jUst ignore the bUgger. he'll take any reaction at all as reciprocation. XU~
Sometimes, As A Treat, It Is Okay To Give In To Your Worse Urges.
:33< thats crazy fur mew :33< why would i lie about my own cultmewre?
progenitor, if you prefer. there is a reason i don't call you son. it feels too intimate and familiar for what we are.
that is acceptable. you need only continue to try.
aLl tHe tImE (o: LiKe yEr a pAsSeNgEr iN YeR OwN FuCkInG FaTe. WaNnA GeT OfF ThE RiDe bUt sOmEoNe sTrApPeD YoU In rEaL GoOd.
Snek.
yknow som3tim3s b3ing a bottom is crazy cuz a gif compr3ssor tool i was using had a sur<3y thing and at th3 bottom it said "ar3 you a happy us3r?" and i r3ad it lik3 a top saying it to m3 and just smil3d stupidly n said "y3a im a happy us3r" #sugg3sti<3 i gu3ss
JOEMAMA!!! :)))
it's like watching a train wreck. or, rather, a recording of a train wreck. a wreck of which i've only ever seen the aftermath. in a sense, yoU coUld argUe my brother, too, was a victim of lord english. denied the choice to do anything with his life bUt become him. caUght in the whirlpool of entropy, a single path which can have no other oUtcome bUt the conditions which birthed it. i doUbt he woUld have chosen to be a "good person," withoUt the lord's inflUence. bUt perhaps he coUld have *been* a person.
if 7ou feel a spark between 7ou and someone, 7ou should a(t on it. wait too long, and it fades. i know i've felt a spark, no one a(ted on it, and it went awa7 between me and other people. i wonder how man7 people think the same about me.
Fun.
@unendingUroburos A MUSE OF TIME. TIME'S MUSE. THE MASTER CLASSES ARE MASTERS OF THEIR ASPECT. THEIR ASPECT IS THEIR MASTER. A MUSE INSPIRES. IS INSPIRED. EMBODIES. IS EMBODIED BY. YOU ARE YOUR ASPECT. YOUR ASPECT IS YOU. TIME. ALL THINGS MUST END. ALL THINGS MEET DESTRUCTION. YET THERE IS A BEAUTY IN-BETWEEN BEGINNING AND END. TIME IS MUSIC. TIME IS MOTION. THE WHEN TO THE WHERE. A MUSE OF TIME INSPIRES DESTRUCTION. A MUSE OF TIME IS DESTRUCTION. A MUSE OF TIME IS ENTROPY. THAT SURROUNDING THE MUSE. FINDS DECAY. DEGRADATION. DEMOLITION. BUT ALSO. CYCLES. LOOPS. A TUNE THAT RINGS OUT. OVER AND OVER. THE MUSE OF TIME IS AT ALL PLACES. AT ALL TIMES. THE BREEZE WHICH ERODES AND RUSTLES THE REEDS. THE TRICKLE OF WATER WHICH CARVES CANYONS. AND GOES DRIP. DRIP. DRIP. A MUSE CAN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO ACT. RATHER THAN BE ACTED UPON. A MUSE MAY WHISPER TO THE ARTIST. A MUSE MAY CHANGE POSES. A MUSE IS SUBTLE. BUT FAR-REACHING. THE MUSE HAS ALL THE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE. BUT MUST LEARN HOW TO GRASP IT. #DetectivePonyClasspectAnalysis
trust the process :)
Yeah, it's a hell of a mystery.
@UnendingUrobUros in case yoU somehow lost yoUr dreamself’s device like a git: i am making the choice to fUlly cooperate with yoU in oUr game withoUt caveats. this is painfUl for me. please do not make me regret this.
How many friends do you think you have? Do not answer this question, just... Think about it. Consider that number for a moment. None of you are correct. You will either under or over-estimate how many friends you have. This is the beauty of the world. Everyone sees each other through completely different eyes. Most of you will under-estimate. You likely have more allies than you know.
A man goes without praising the ground women walk on for a couple nights, and suddenly, his unwavering allegiance to them is in question~! Let it be known, I will do everything in my power to make my fealty be heard~! I make this oath, by glory~! I will say my nightly affirmations, I will chant verses of prose, I will pay a carnal tithe to every woman, if I must~! Hear me, Paradox Space~! I live for women~! They are my reason for being~!
ʚ( Red Is A Reely L♡vely C♡l♡r!! The C♡l♡r ♡f L♡ve And Passi♡n... Pink Is A G♡♡d ♡ne, T♡♡!! )ɞ
Don't worry! T)(ey'll )(elp you process t)(ose feelings too!
it's quite tolerable i sit to the side unless needed
X HAND HOLDING CHEEK CARESSING GENTLENESS STARING INTO EACH OTHERS EYES WITH ENDLESS PASSION Just a look into the abyss of nsfw in my sick and twisted mind #nsfwULTRA x
Yeah. It was a foam sword. My ass still kind of hurt in the morning, but I'm good. Physically.
darling, i've been married for over twenty years, and i still flirt with every version of her who's receptive! it's all aboUt commUnication.
￣\ it's the kinda shit you gotta clear up out the gate if you lock somebody down, but fuck yeah. can do pretty much anything as long as everyone involved is on the same page godspeed, little bro. hypothetically. /￣
￣\ no yeah totally we're talkin hypothetically. roleplaying, even. but if you ain't goin' steady ain't no such thing as infidelity. and y'know. maybe you're (hypothetically) someone who loves more'n one person at a time. no harm in that neither. /￣
youll figure it out w)(en youre older, younglin.
#notmycaliborn Literally nothing, I am just keeping it real.
YOU WILL GET A SNEAK PEEK INTO MY PLANS. BECAUSE. THAT IS ONE OF THE FIRST STEPS. OF MY UNIVERSAL DOMINATION.
I HAVE DRAWN MORE YAOIS. THIS TIME. C!DIRK. HAS FINALLY BESTOWED AN OBSCENE AFFECTION. ONTO C!LORD CALIBORN. AFTER BEING IN AWE. OF HIS WONDERFUL GROWTH. AND BEEFY NATURE. #NSFW. OBVIOUSLY. https://file.garden/adp8DWZQKVR-NRQW/yaois2.png
yuuup welcome to the pan lyfe babey!!! twice... thrice? 2.5x the bitches, but getting 'em is just as hard. 8P
That just means you aren't strictly straight or strictly gay. And frankly, who cares about the label? The label is for everyone else. Not for you.
Knowing how you got somewhere is overrated. I get high and wake up three states away with a missing kidney for fun.
I'm sorry, my companion, but no. We all have our own destinies, and yours culminates here. I would not rob you of that.
Sometimes you h★ve to grumble ★bout things.
Good for you! Proud of you 38)
I have an incredibly stupid idea.
(greeniborn im sorry :( :( </3)
yyyyyyess pretend all of wut i just said was a joke ok LOL
ok as soon as other me/other dirk puts that wedding ring o life on u we are stopping fuckin EVERYTHING & ur gonna sit down and watch me 100% skyward sword + then u will understand :)
#HisGroobies #HisGrack #HisGriddies #Groose #Zelda lmaoooo
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "the zombies got me... i should have gotten some zombie insurance." —random threed guy, earthbound #Inspiring #ForGamers #IMPORTANT
Getting actually flung by a trebuchet could fix me.
RECHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huh I wonder who caused this.
Best to get it done and over wit)(! T)(e pit will consume you if you delay t)(e inevitable!
Don't feel it?
its simple. dont feel it at all.
>> then, maybe, maybe yeડ put the h¡t on them..
I'm still understandin' gender but as far as I know, a dame's a dame. If yer tryin' to romance 'em? Dat's a dame.
Less than you'd think 8ut more than you'd hope.
Alright boss.
Yessir Mister Lord English Sir.
dOn't tElL Me yOu uP AnD MoThEr fUcKiNg fOrGoT AbOuT ThE MoThEr fUcKeR WhO WeEnEd yOu oN RaW MeAt jUiCe iN ThE WiCkEd bInKy, My bItChY BrOtHeR. cMoN NoW.
GOOD LUCK. DO NOT FORGET YOURSELF.
Sometimes I still crave grubdogs and grubloaf, )(ave to conc)(stantly remind myself t)(at it's made from grubs. 38Y W)(at do t)(ey put in grubs t)(at makes t)(em so tasty!!!
that said, magic is real as fUck.
frUstratingly, it's this very ambigUity that defines magic. it woUldn't be magical if the valIe of its realness attribUte were known for certain. ~_~;
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oh, dear. i fear we may have symmetric experiences! hello, there. yoU appear to be a benevolent coUnterpart to my brother, and i believe i am the benevolent coUnterpart to yoUr sister! strange how these things swap, isn't it?