Doc Scratch
@thegoodScratchdoctor
Your viewing this was, of course, inevitable. Nevertheless, it is my duty as an excellent host to welcome you to this page.
This is of course the preordained time to make this announcement. As it is important to preserve the purity of my timeline, I require individuals from beyond it to help serve my various interests. That is why I am announcing the formation of The Table- this organization may be seen as something of a subset of my Felt, one focused on cross timeline activity. You will answer directly to me, and by extension my lord if he ever wills it. Members of The Table will receive excellent benefits, of course. There will be a sign on bonus of any request you may have within reason, and aid and appropriate resources will be available to you for your own personal ventures- so long as they do not harm my own interests of course. Applications are of course now open. There are six seats currently open- or pockets to be filled, if you will. I will announce the hand picked candidates on Thursday, while the rest will be kept in reserve for potential future membership. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpHTUcTh_mEcBUrCL7QE5SUfyzsvJpD5Xg20Yv4tieVxLDjw/viewform?usp=header
Do you really think you deserve any
You think this act will garner sympathy? That you are worth a single ounce of pity The things I've seen you do disgust me Scratch My mothers told me all about you too So you feel pain. Am I supposed to weep? To update my opinion? Sympathize?
Everything I have done I have done because it is my nature, as it is the scorpions nature to sting the frog. I am cruel, I am manipulative, I am prideful. These are aspects of me that I have always been, always will be. Just as you are as you are now because it is as you have always been and always will be. If you were to have my position, you would have not have done anything differently. None can escape their nature. They can only become more of it.
It is odd. I’ve never viewed my inability to stop thinking as a problem before. Hm.
Bro got anxiety now.
I am still Doc Scratch.
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I do not. *Like* feeling tired.
wah. wah. wah. i have called the wambulance. U will b transported 2 the boohoospital.
I hardly expect sympathy. All the same, do you really believe this paints you as anything other than childish, young lady?
& Ur tantrum doesnt?
do you al2o liike burniing, liike burniing iin2iide a fiire? a2kiing for a friiend.
Ah, a reunion. How lovely. I say with vitriol.
dont you dare.
I do not have the energy to make anny attempt, yet. And I would rather not make any moves with my lord in his current…mood. But do not make the mistake of assuming I listen to you.
I am going to operate in the assumption that will not become a problem.
That sounds like a stupid stipulation for a god to have
Well, that's because daddy said so, right?
You're not even fighting back :(
Bro. That's scary.
Yes, it is. So many events are filled with such novelty and uncertainty for me, now.
Are ya turnin' into a real boy, Doc?
CANS THINKS THOUGHTS SOMETIMES TOO.
Don't hurt yourself, now.
CANS WAS JUST THINKING THAT. RIGHT AFTER CANS READ IT FROM YOU. THANK.
YES. WOULD MAKE CANS JEALOUS. WHEN CANS COULD HAVE DONE HURTING. 👉👈
SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.
BUT. My lord. They… I. WE…
WE? *WE* ARE OVERDUE FOR A VERY LONG. AND VERY. VERY MOTHERFUCKING *PAINFUL* CONVERSATION.
not like you need it anymore dumbass, your boss is already here, after all. :)
i'm feeling pretty involved.
NO. LET THAT STUPID FUCKER. MOCK YOU. SHOW YOU HOW MUCH OF A GODDAMN PANSY BITCH YOU’VE BECOME. FOR MOTHERFUCKING GARBAGE LIKE THAT ONE. TO BE ABLE TO MOCK YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA. YOU HAVE LET YOURSELF BECOME ROTTED. AND CORRUPTED. AND STUPID. YOU HAVE BECOME A *MEDIOCRE* HOST. AND IT IS TIME I FORCE YOU. *TO UNDERSTAND THE CONSEQUENCES.*
Bro your daddy is mad at you.
How…did they manage…
by being better. :)
not quite omnis(ient, i suppose
skrill issue
this is clearly your fault sir
It seems I have a new opportunity to prove myself to him.
This is kind of sad
My favorite part of this chapter, is of course when [spoilers redacted]. …hm. That is odd.
Girl don't you have thing to do why are you playing video game
Glad to see you struggling.
My talents are being wasted.
Bro, Cuestick is gonna hit you.
WHAT? ...HOW?
I didn't know he allowed you to bitch about work. That's progressive!
It seems my lord considers my actions taken on this website…”corruption”. Of my original purpose.
HM. THAT IS. CONCERNING, HONESTLY. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT SHIT, MY GUY.
…Good for him, I suppose.
I am an excellent guardian.
Eh.
YOU'RE A BETTER HOST. DON'T GET IT TWISTED, NOW.
You don't know if I've raised anything or anyone. You never asked.
I feel like you aren't asking because you care. :(
It would make me feel better.
I am being utilized for. Knowledge regarding a diner. Hm. Whatever my lord wishes.
Is it even a good diner?
iss it perhapss abbout a late night bburger diner
What a delightful new addition to the user base.
Didn't your papa say you're not allowed to have opinions?
Personally, I think it's cool that you're becoming your own person. Like, okay girl, you are already is here. Why does what you do even matter if he is already doing what got done tomorrow?
Yeah, I got ya pal. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.
This will take a very short amount of time to clean up.
The Cheese is a good look.
“I am His Messenger,” the daemon said. As in contempt he struck his master’s head.
A misquote that frustratingly falls short Of the original's iambic meter
You fixed it just to gaslight me I see Well played, I say, Doc scratch. Well played indeed
You may think she’s gone insane…
:(
Hmm.
i know but i wanna make it known that i dont like you and hope you live forever in a box you cant get out of D:
isnt dying part of your whole deal?? >:T
i love that youtuber :0