♦ pitied by @thegoodScratchdoctor
phd for what dog aLL you do Is stand around and manIpuLatE 13 yEar oLds
TIPS I WISH I KNEW. WHEN I WAS GETTING INTO "LOVE." FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. 1. LOVE IS PAIN. 2. YOU WILL EITHER KILL THEM. THEY WILL KILL YOU. ONE OF YOU WILL DIE FOR A BORING REASON. OR YOU WILL BREAK UP. YOU CAN ALWAYS SKIP TO THE GOOD END. BY BREAKING UP. AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. 3. ALL MEN DO IS LIE. AND CHEAT. AND GAY. YOU CAN AVOID THIS PROBLEM. BY CHEATING FIRST. AND HARDER. THIS NEUTRALIZES HIS INEVITABLE BETRAYAL. AND ALSO. ENSURES IT. LIKE BALANCING A SCALE. OR CREATING A TIME LOOP. 4. WOMEN WILL HURT YOU EVEN WORSE.
It's a solid investment.
Given the context, I'll just buy you one myself.
Looking to borrow an accordion. It will come back in worse condition.
I will beat you with an accordion.
....How on earth does this record still play? I'm actually a little impressed. I'm still hurting whoever did this, but you may be spared from death.
Whoever replaced my Billie Holiday record with a CHOCOLATE COPY. I will find you, and I will kill you.
WHY IS IT CHOCOLATE!? Why is EVERYTHING Cake or Chocolate in this house!? I'm staying in my room. If you enter it you will be suffering a consequence. I will teleport you to the other moon and leave you there.
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
I HAVE A GOOD IDEA. FOR HOW YOU CAN BE USEFUL. INSTEAD OF BITCHING YOUR UGLY WHITE NAGGING. DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN. WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF. IN AS PAINFUL A MANNER AS POSSIBLE. IDEALLY. SOMEWHERE I CAN WATCH IT HAPPEN. AND HURRY THINGS ALONG. SO I CAN DEAL WITH A DIFFERENT GUY. WHO IS BETTER THAN YOU. IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. #SUICIDE #KILLYOURSELF #UGLY #UGLYFUCKINGBALL #HATEYOU #HATEYOU #HATEYOU
keep pitying me and ill cum #nsfw
How do I make someone not follow me. There is a specific person I do not want tracking me again
guyz... if u r scrd of da white man i will fend him off 4 u if u need da help, mkay?
WHO IS THAT AND WHY THE FUCK IS HE WHITE?
i don't like to bandy my narrative sway aboUt very mUch. bUt i will do what i mUst to protect my daUghter. coUnt on that, scratch.
Why is it that this algorithm never 8lesses me with fourteen of the same alluring women, each one more captiv8ting than the last, trailing 8ehind me like a digital entourage. Instead I arrive to find another altern8te of the slimiest man I know is following me .
D -+-> Search: Most efficient manner of courting humans.