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[ENTRY 12545] [WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ENTIRE FUCKING MOON.]
[ENTRY 12522] [I WAS SO CLOSE! SO. FUCKING. CLOSE! BUT THOSE GODDAMN EXTRANEOUS PIECES OF SHIT HAD TO STAND IN MY WAY. AND HIT ME IN MY FUCKING KNEECAPS! THE PHILISTINE! THE LIVING DEGRADATION OF AN ALPHA MALE! FUUUUCK! SHE WAS RIGHT THERE. PRACTICALLY IN MY CLAWS. IT’S THERE FAULT! AND THE PUPPET’S. SOMEHOW HE SABOTAGED. WITH HIS BROKEN. ARROGANT NATURE. DAMN THEM ALL. I COULD HAVE [EXPUNGED BY SECONDARY ADMIN]! [EXPUNGED BY SECONDARY ADMIN]! [EXPUNGED BY SECONDARY ADMIN]! GOD. FUCKING. DAMN. IT. …THERE ARE OTHERS. IF I CAN’T GET MY CLAWS ON HER. I CAN FIND A WAY TO GET THEM. AND CIRCLE...Read more
[ENTRY 12521] [FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.]
[ENTRY 12520] [THERE IS A DISTURBANCE. IN MY HOME TIMELINE. IS IT TIME. IS IT FINALLY. TIME? HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO I’M RETURNING THERE NOW. I AM SO. SSSO READY.]
[ENTRY 12513] [I’M MAKING HIM KILL PEOPLE FOR ME. HE’S DOING IT. HE HAS THAT SAME HOWLING IN HIS BLOOD I DO, I KNOW IT. ONE DAY. I’LL HAVE HIM ASCENDED ENOUGH HE’LL KILL PETER. WITH A SMILE.]
[ENTRY 12511] [I DID IT. HE’S MINE. MINE. MINE TO MOLD. MINE TO KILL. IN THE MOST. INTIMATE SENSE. HE LIVES IN MY SECOND HOME. WITH MY SECOND FELT. ALL MINE. GAME OVER PETER. I WILL HAVE TO VISIT SOON. SPEND TIME THERE. SEE THE TWO SNOWMEN. HM. MAYBE THEY’RE THE END OF THE CYCLE.]
[ENTRY 12501] [I’M SO CLOSE. HIS RECRUITMENT GOES WELL. I HAD HIM KILL A MAN, TODAY, FOR ME. ANOTHER DETECTIVE. A DISHEVELED QUESTIONER. A POKING, PRODDING, SHABBY WRETCH. HE WON’T BE MISSED. I CAN SENSE THIS PETER IDIOT TRYING TO FIGHT AGAINST MY FLUENCY. SEE IT. BUT HE WILL FAIL. AND I’LL HAVE MY CUESTICK. AND THEN I’LL MAKE HIM JUST. LIKE. ME.]
[ENTRY 12429] [THIS CASPER, HE IS AMUSING. I COULD MAKE HIM AN ACTUAL JESTER. I HAVE THE COSTUME SOMEWHERE…]
[ENTRY 1428] [THIS CUEBALL BITCH IS DISTRACTING ME AS I MAKE MINE SCHEMES. AS I TRY TO APPROACH RECRUITING DEAN, AS I PREPARE FOR…HER…IRRITATING. EVEN MORE THAN THE BROKEN PUPPET I CALL MY OWN. … I WONDER IF SHE’S REPROGRAMMABLE.]
[ENTRY 1423] [I WONDER IF HE’D WEAR WIGS.]
[ENTRY 1422] [THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT THIS ONE. SOMETHING I…SSSSENSE I MEAN SENSE. HE HAS A CERTAIN STYLE TO HIM. AN OBJECTIVE ATTRACTIVENESS. A HUMOR THAT I CAN APPRECIATE AS THE GOD OF CLOWNS. AND… …SOMEHOW. SOME WAY. SOMETHING TELLS ME THERE’S A KERNEL OF A KINDRED SPIRIT IN HIM. AND HE’S A SPACE PLAYER, AS A BONUS. WHAT IF HE SERVED ME? WHAT IF I MADE HIM MINE?]
[ENTRY 1421] [HMM…THIS…DEAN DRACON. I’M CURIOUS.]
[ENTRY 1418] [EXPUNGED BY SECONDARY ADMIN] [ENTRY 1419] [EXPUNGED BY SECONDARY ADMIN] [ENTRY 1420] [I HAVE BEEN SPENDING TIME, REVIEWING THE MUTILATED TIMELINE. THE ONE WITH A SECOND FELT, MADE OF BITS AND PIECES OF OTHERS. A SIPHON. AND ONE I HAVE ACCESS TO. VERY. VERY FUN. THE MORE I LOOK AT IT, THE MORE I SEE HOW DISGUSTINGLY BROKEN THIS PUPPET OF MINE HAS BECOME. HE PLOTS AND SCHEMES FOR HIMSELF, FORMS RELATIONSHIPS AND TIES, HAS RIVALRIES. HE THINKS HE’S PEOPLE. HIDEOUS. …ALSO THERE ARE TWO CARAPACIAN PAWNS IN THIS ONE. …THEY SEEM. FOND OF EACH OTHER. I WONDER IF. IF I COULD GET TH...Read more
[ENTRY 1417] [OF COURSE. OF COURSE OF COURSSSE SHE’D FIND SOME WAY TO DARKEN MY EXISTENCE AGAIN. THAT BITCH. HOW DARE SHE BE BACK?! AFTER I SO EXCELLENTLY MURDERED HER AND SHE HAD THE GALL TO DIE WITHOUT A FIGHT. MULTIPLE OF HER. DEAD. ALIVE. MATURED. ONE WHO IS…BECOMING LIKE ME? IMPOSSIBLE. WHATEVER. SUCH…VARIETY. …THIS IS MY CHANCE. THE PUPPET HAS ANGERED ONE OF HER. THE, EUGH, MATERNAL ONE. THE STOLEN ONE. INSTINCT TELLS ME…SHE. IS. COMING… I HAVE TO JOIN THE WEBSITE. MY TIME ISSS HERE. FINALLY. FINALLY, I HAVE EVERY CHANCE TO TORMENT HER ONCE MORE. KILL HER, FIGHT HER, PLAY OUR TWISTED GAMES...Read more
[ENTRY 1416] […*SHE’S* HERE. SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE.]
[ENTRY 1415] [WHAT A BOLD NEW WORLD, THAT HAS SUCH PLAYTHINGS IN IT. HAD THIS ‘CHITTR’ BEEN NOTHING MORE THAN SOCIAL MEDIA FOR VERMIN LIKE I ASSUMED, THEN I WOULD HAVE TORN THE PUPPETS SEWING OUT AGAIN FOR WASTING MY TIME. BUT NO, IT SEEMS THAT THIS IS SOMETHING…UNIQUE. MULTIPLE DIVERGENT TIMELINES. BEYOND MINE. FILLED WITH VARIATIONS OF ENEMIES AND FFF. FRRR. FRIIIIEE… …ALLIES. VARIATIONS OF ENEMIES AND ALLIES. THE EGBERT PHILISTINE, THE ONE WHOSE NAME I CLAIMED IN RESPECT, THE BITCHES, DIRK…OTHER FELTS, EVEN OTHER ME’S. AND SO MANY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME STORY. SO MANY POTENTIAL NE...Read more
[ENTRY 1414] [WHAT THE HELL IS “CHITTR”?]
[ENTRY 1413] [HM. THE PUPPET AND THE HANDMAID SEEM TO BE…ENGROSSED IN SOMETHING, RECENTLY. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT. IT IS NOT PART OF MY DESIGN. NORMALLY I WOULD MERELY LEAVE THEM TO THEIR DEVICES OR BARK AT THEM TO STOP. BUT… …MY INSTINCTS TELL ME I WANT TO SEE THIS. I’LL MAKE MYSELF INVISIBLE TO THE PUPPET. LOOK OVER HIS SHOULDER. SEE WHAT HE’S DOING.]
[ENTRY 1111] [HM. IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME, JOURNAL. I’VE OVERTAKEN SO MANY UNIVERSES. TORN APART SO MANY WORLDS. BATTLED AND BESTED SO MANY ADVERSARIES. I GROW BETTER AT IT EACH TIME. MORE AND MORE I’VE DOMINATED THE SOULS INSIDE ME. NOW THEY ARE FULLY FUEL FOR MY WRATH AND GLORY. I HAVE TRULY BECOME LORD ENGLISH FINALIZED. CALIBORN PERFECTED. AND HERE I AM. A NEW PUPPET I’VE EMERGED FROM. A NEW PAWN TO COURT. BUT UNLIKE BEFORE, I KNOW THIS PLACE. ALTERNIA. HOW MY SISTER DELIGHTED IN THESE UGLY, PITIFUL CREATURES. HOW SHE RANTED AND RAVED ABOUT THEM AS I WAS FORCED TO SIT AND PAY ATTENTION....Read more
[ENTRY 120] [ART IS THE THING OF A CHILD. AND I AM A A STRONG, RIPPED MAN. I PUT AWAY THE THINGS OF CHILDREN. WHEN I BECAME GOD. AND SINCE I’M GOD. I DON’T WANT TO DRAW. OR DO ART. ANY INDICATION I FEEL THAT WAY. IS A LIE. I WOULDN’T BE HAPPIER. ALONE. WITH MY CRAFT. WHAT A STUPID FUCKING THOUGHT.]
[ENTRY 103] [BETWEEN UNIVERSES. AND OCCASIONALLY. COURTING ATTEMPTS. I SLAUGHTER THE SO CALLED “DARK GODS”. REALLY, THEY ARE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES. WORTHLESS FODDER. THEY’VE EVEN GIVEN ME A NAME. “SKIPPER PLUMBTHROAT”. WHICH IS STUPID. BUT OKAY. HOWEVER, I HAVE FOUND ONE. ONE THAT HAS BEEN VEXING. HE IS NOT A FIXED SHAPED. HE SHIFTS. FLOWING AROUND ME AS I ATTEMPT TO STRIKE HIM. SPLITTING OFF AND SACRIFICING AVATARS. HE LAUGHS AND MOCKS AND DANCES. HE DOES NOT INJURE ME, NOT PERMANENTLY. BUT HE *EVADES*, AND ESCAPES. I REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD FIRST FOUGHT. AND HE SPOKE TO ME. IN THE FORM OF A SHA...Read more
Hm. Perhaps we can skip forward a fair few for these next ones? They’re hardly incredibly new material. Unless we wish to see his failed projection-courting of countless other Snowmen repeated ad nauseam.
[ENTRY 50] [THIS AGONY. INSIDE OF ME. W H Y.]
[ENTRY 46] [LISTENED TO THE SOUNDS OF THE OVERCOAT’S SYNTHESIZED SCREAMING. I’M A MORE MANAGEABLE. AND PRESENTABLE LEVEL. OF MURDEROUSLY FURIOUS NOW.]
[ENTRY 45] [MORE SLAUGHTERED CHERUBS. THEY KEEP REFUSING TO NOT DIE. SO FAST. REFUSING TO NOT LEAVE ME. NOT THAT I CARE. I DON’T NEED THEM. OR ANYONE. BECAUSE I DID THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO. AND NOW MY REWARD IS INFINITE TIME TO PICK PARADOX SPACE APART. LIKE DELICIOUS MEAT OFF THE RIBS OF A CARCASS. I’M. FINE.]
[ENTRY 38] [GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT. TWICE NOW. ACROSS TWO DIFFERENT UNIVERSES UNDER MY COMMAND. TWO DIFFERENT VERSION OF THIS STUPID CARAPACED BITCH REFUSE TO BE MY INTIMATE RIVAL. TWICE I’VE HAD TO REVERSE TIME TO ERASE THE FAILURE AND KEEP THE UNIVERSE ALIVE. TWICE. WHY WOULD SHE REFUTE ME. WHAT ELSE COULD HER BARELY HIDDEN CONTEMPT. THE INTENSE, DANGEROUS FEELING IN THE AIR BE. OTHER THAN ABSOLUTE BLACK ATTRACTION? …CLEARLY. SHE IS PLAYING HARD TO GET. I WILL TRY AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN.]
[ENTRY 32] [CLEARLY. THIS COAT NEEDS EVEN MORE FEATURES.]
[ENTRY 30] [THROUGH THE IDIOTS WHOSE GAME I HAVE HIJACKED IN THIS UNIVERSE. MY OVERCOAT HAS BEEN UPGRADED. IT HAS A VOICE NOW. …I WONDER IF…]
[ENTRY 24] [THE CYCLE HAS REPEATED. I’VE BEEN TEARING THIS SECOND UNIVERSE MANY NEW ORIFICES. AND THE HOLD ON THE BOUND SOULS WITHIN ME GROWS STRONGER. THEIR SCREAMING GROWS WEAKER. AND MY DEMEANOR GROWS EVEN MORE TERRIFYING AND FITTING OF A PROPER LORD OF DEATH AND PUZZLEMURDER. AND YET. THIS FEELING OF ABSENCE KEEPS PERSISTING. GNAWING AT ME LIKE HUNGRY PIRANHAS SWIMMING IN MY VEINS. I DON’T KNOW WHY. OR HOW. TEARING MYSELF THROUGH THE PUPPETS BODY ONCE AGAIN ABATED IT. SEEING THE NEW CONTEMPUTOUS WHORE OF A CARAPACE QUEEN ABATED IT. LIKE SCRATCHING AN ITCH. WITH MY HUGE AND BADASS MANLY CLAWS. ...Read more
[ENTRY 17] [FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. HE DIED. SO QUICKLY. I THOUGHT HE’D LAST. A LITTLE LONGER. I CHASED HIM ACROSS THE STARS. I TRIED TO PROLONG IT. BUT HE FUCKING. FUCK. WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE SO EASILY. WHY COULDN’T HE HAVE LASTED. I THOUGHT HE WAS. A WORTHY OPPONENT. I THOUGHT HE WAS… I’M DONE WITH THIS STUPID BULLSHIT UNIVERSE. I’VE TORN APART EVERY TIME INSIDE OF IT. THAT I COULD. THAT WAS THE ONLY THING LEFT. I WILL MAKE SURE MY SUMMONING IS COMPLETED. AND THEN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT.]
[ENTRY 14] […I MISS DIRK. EXCEPT. WAIT. NO. I WOULD NEVER MISS SOME STUPID IDIOT. OBVIOUSLY. WHAT I MEAN IS. I MISS THE FACT THAT HE WAS, OF THE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS ME AND MY SISTER WATCHED. HE WAS THE LEAST STUPID. AND THE LEAST OF A MOTHERFUCKER. AND HE WAS STRONG. WHICH WAS RESPECTABLE. AND HE WAS WILLING TO PLAY MY TWISTED GAMES. AND DREW PASSABLE PORNOGRAPHY. BUT CLEARLY. I WOULD *NEVER* MISS HIM AS A PERSON. BECAUSE THAT’S FOR THE WEAK AND FOR BITCHES. (THOSE ARE SYNONYMS BTW). … I WONDER. IF MY MASTERPIECE. IS THE LAST I WILL HAVE SEEN OF HIM? … THIS IS STUPID. I AM GOING B...Read more
[ENTRY 13] [THE PUPPET MOCKERY HAS EXPLAINED BISEXUALITY TO ME. HM. THIS REQUIRES FURTHER EXAMINATION.]
[ENTRY 12] [WHAT THE FUCK IS “BISEXUAL”]
[ENTRY 11] [HM. THERE WAS ANOTHER CHERUB HERE. THE FIRST I EVER SAW. BEYOND MYSELF. HE TRIED TO STOP ME FROM DESTROYING A PLANET. OBVIOUSLY HE FAILED LIKE A FUCKING BITCH. BUT I LET HIM LIVE. AND RUN. BECAUSE MY EXCELLENT INSTINCTS. BORN FROM BEING THE RIPPED GOD OF ALL THINGS MURDER. TELL ME. THAT I WANT TO SEE WHERE THIS GOES.]
[ENTRY 9] [FUCK. SHE DID NOT. BUT I REVERSED TIME. SO IT BASICALLY NEVER HAPPENED. …I CAN TRY AGAIN. IN THE NEXT UNIVERSE. AND THE NEXT. FOREVER.]
[ENTRY 8] [I HAVE SEEN THE CARAPACIAN HOE RECRUITED. AND MADE THE LIFELINE OF THIS UNIVERSE. BY THE PUPPET MOCKERY. I WATCH HER GO AROUND WHEN I’M NOT BUSY BEING THE SHIT. THE WORLD DESTROYING, UNIVERSE CONSUMING SHIT. SHE IS, BY ALL MEANS, JUST ANOTHER BITCH. AND ONE WHO WILL BE DISPOSED OF BY THE END. BUT. THE WAY HER SHINY CARAPACE. MOVES CLAD IN GREEN. AND HER BARELY HIDDEN BITCHY CONTEMPTUOUS GLARE. HIDDEN BY FAKEY FAKE POLITE BULLSHIT. MAKESSS ME FEEL THINGSSS. THINGSSS THAT FEEL FAMILIAR. AND THAT I HAVE BEEN. MISSSSING? AND ALSO. THE SSSOULS WITHIN ME FLARE UP. WITH ENTIRELY DIFFERENT I...Read more
[ENTRY 7] [I HAVE CRUSHED STARS. AND BROKEN PLANETS. AND FILLED THE COSMOS WITH RIPE, MEATY CORPSES. AND YET. IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE. IT’S NOT ENOUGH? WHICH IS A FUCKING STUPID. DUMB. AND FALSE FEELING. BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS MY ABILITY TO MURDER PEOPLE. IN AS FLASHY AND VIOLENT A FASHION AS POSSIBLE. …AND YET. IF THAT FEELING WERE TRUE. WHICH IT ISN’T. BECAUSE IT’S A STUPID FEELING. WHAT IS IT. THAT *IS* MISSING.]
[ENTRY 6] [I TRIED SLEEPING. FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I BECAME GOD. … I HATE IT. I HATE THE NOTHINGNESS WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES. I HATE WAKING UP. TO EVERYTHING BEING EXACTLY THE SAME. AS IT WAS WHEN I SLEPT. FUCK SLEEP.]
[ENTRY 4] [I’VE FINALLY TAKEN THE TIME. TO GO BACK TO SEE MY MINIONS. BEFORE MY SUMMONING. I’VE SEEN MY PUPPET MEN. MAKING WAY FOR MY SUMMONING. THROUGH THE GAME OF THIS PLANET. AND NOW I AM ABLE TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THAT WHICH I ONLY GLIMPSED. THROUGH MY FLOPPY PUPPET VESSEL. AND FUCK. IT WAS HARD PAYING ATTENTION. WITH THE OTHER ASSHOLES IN HERE SCREAMING. I MEAN JESUS. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. NOT THAT I AM GOING TO BOTHER. TO GIVE ENOUGH OF A FUCK TO NAME IT HERE. WHY WOULD I? IT IS ONLY THE FIRST. OF THIS FIRST UNIVERSE. TO FALL. AND BE FOOD FOR MY ETERNITY IF MURDER. OR RATHER. IT ALREADY HAS...Read more
[ENTRY 2] [HM. OKAY. I MAY HAVE FUCKED UP. I WAS PREPARING TO DESTROY MY FIRST PLANET. AND IN THE MIDDLE OF MY INTIMIDATING HORRORLOGUING, I FORGOT THE WORD FOR DECIMATE. (WHICH IS DECIMATE). I DID BLOW UP THE PLANET. WHICH WAS IMMENSELY SATISFYING. BUT I MAY JUST HAVE TO FUCKING TALK LESS TOWARDS MY MANY FUTURE VICTIMS. AKA EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR ALL TIME. UNTIL I SUCCESSFULLY MASTER THE SUCKING OF THE SWEET SOUL JUICES WITHIN ME FOR MY NEW PERSONA. FORTUNATELY. NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THAT FUCK UP. OR EVIL WILL. SO IT BASICALLY DIDN’T HAPPEN.]
I’ve created the tag #theenglishjournal for anyone interested in seeing the private journal entries of my lord I will be releasing.
[ENTRY 1] [HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS. FINALLY. THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD COME. AND STOP MY MASTERPIECE. BUT INSTEAD, THEY BECAME MY MASTERPIECE! AND I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. TO THE FIRST OF MANY UNIVERSES TO FALL TO MY IMMENSE POWER. OR RATHER, TO QUOTE A CATCHPHRASE. THAT IS ALSO MY OWN CATCHPHRASE. I WAS ALREADY HERE. NOW. NOW IT IS TIME TO PICK APART THE BONES. OF THIS DEAD UNIVERSES CARCASS. ACROSS ALL OF ITS TIME. AND MAKE SURE THAT MY PUPPET PEOPLE IN IT END UP SUMMONING ME. HM. BUT IF I AM TO BE THE U...Read more