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Snowman [08]
@exiledUniverse
(She/Her) I’m not just the center, I’m the whole universe. Frogs DNI. Banner by strifespec. icon by Babillustration
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
:33 < fafurrite thing to do
Ano+ther o+ne fo+r the histo+ry bo+o+ks.
everything you post real as fuck its like tumblr in this bitch
Kind Rankmaid, this is just an average day on chittr.
I CAN FEEL MY FACE FLEXING IN VARIOUS HATEFUL WAYS AT THIS CONCEPT CLEARLY YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT
oh mygohd i know who this is about
A g°o.o°d .o°ne th.o°ugh I find many d.o° this n.o°t purp.o°sefully
Soo real @gabardineCrescendoo check this oout
On the one hand, a deathmatch between Slicks/Jacks could be fun to watch. On the other hand, that many of them in one space...
Not sure I would define it as "cool", Jack. A singularity of irritation and stabbings? Absolutely. Cool? Unlikely.
Ahem Hi im jack noir Have you or a loved one been affected by the power of a trickster lolipop/have decided that taking one was the only way to have a relationship was taking one? Have you married like 5 people in a state in candy state sex craze and are suddenly like "oh shit i didn't sign up for this". Well don't you worry, here Noir-Harken co, we can help you all of you dump your sorry asses and have a 50, 25, or whatever percent of people you decided to whip your candy sticks or marshmallows out on. Never fear, any marriage can be broken down in seconds. And you maybe saying "I didn't willingly take the lolipop" never fear. If you want to go further and looking to blame even more, we can take this all the way to crockercorp and sue them for everything they got for having this happen to you. Just call 1-800-Janecrockerisafuckingtool and we can start your noncandy based freedom today. #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw
aw you did the hyphenated name thing i talked to you about!
I've never been happier to have no idea what happened tonight.
You are so right for that
Ignorance is bliss.
I'm still #notcoming to #eridanweek.
Wind him up and watch him go.
Number of men in this world I could be winding up, Slick. You're just one of them.
Why do you ask? Thought you weren't interested in where I exercise my free will and fingers.
Possessiveness is an ugly look on you. Do you think you own me, Slick?
i don't fucking. own you. that's not what i meant. you know it.
The calm after the storm that is April Fool's. Such peace.
I have removed the bomb from Stitch's room. Where I placed it will remain a mystery until I suppose something else sets it off. #theydontdeserveme #MakeHimTheFool
It's not in my room is it Snowman? I'm still tidying up the pie war in the olive hallway b
No, Sawbuck, it's not in the manor at all anymore. Good luck with the clean up.
Looking to borrow an accordion. It will come back in worse condition.
Given the context, I'll just buy you one myself.
This isn't even a Billie Holiday record. It's playing Troll Weird Al...
lOvE that guy. hes rEAl nIcE.
Far superior, in my excellent opinion.
....How on earth does this record still play? I'm actually a little impressed. I'm still hurting whoever did this, but you may be spared from death.
Whoever replaced my Billie Holiday record with a CHOCOLATE COPY. I will find you, and I will kill you.
WHY IS IT CHOCOLATE!? Why is EVERYTHING Cake or Chocolate in this house!? I'm staying in my room. If you enter it you will be suffering a consequence. I will teleport you to the other moon and leave you there.
You are exempt, Damara. Mind the doorknob, someone switched it for a Chocolate One.
New wallpaper for my phone. Gluetraps are a good look on you, Itchy.
There's glitter everywhere, the water is foul, and there's a bear. I'm going to a bar.
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Apt. Except I'm perfectly fine with them petting "that dawg." Fuck 'em.
Yes, indeed. Of course, one with power over space and the ability to change the location of objects with but a thought could easily replace the contents of alcohol bottles with a variety of intriguing liquids. Or perhaps the veiled warning I just gave is itself part of a prank? I suppose you wouldn’t know unless you take that chance. Hee Hee.
@itChy What the absolute Fuck did you do to the water? Why is it brown?!
HAAAAHAHAHAHAH.
This is what he wants. He wants a reaction. He will get a reaction.
I hate this day.
HE SARAN WRAPPED MY EN SUITE. THE ENTIRE ROOM. ITCHIBOLD WHEN I GET YOU
Oh th1s 1s gonna be gooood. Get h1s ass >:) #v1olence 𓂃۶ৎ
Quit enc♥︎uraging vi♥︎lence, Calara :( it’s a bad l♥︎♥︎k f♥︎r y♥︎u.
Let me know when you get h1m, 1 wanna watch. Maybe 1’ll br1ng someth1ng we can roast on the flames. 𓂃۶ৎ
He’s more competent now but whatever happened to Eggs is starting to unsettle.
Is there something on my face? Or have I done something wrong? I don't mean to upset anybody.