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@exiledUniverse
(She/Her) I’m not just the center, I’m the whole universe. Frogs DNI. Banner by strifespec. icon by Baban
Hm. A rechitt but no takers. That's fine, I'll find somebody myself...
Anyone feeling like dying slowly at the hands of a beautiful woman? I'm in a mood.
To make it ever more apparent: I am aware you can see this. In fact, I'm proud you can read.
An idiot child. That's who I'm fucking working for and died to bring about. An idiot child.
I CAN SEE THIS YOU BITCH OF A TERMAGANT.
I know.
// Breaking kayfabe to genuinely beg anyone that's using the latter part of recuperacoon to refer to trolls going to bed to please use cupe, recupe, cocoon, etc etc, instead of the four letter word on its own. It is an anti-Black slur when standalone like that. Please be mindful. //
(( THIS. OH MY GOD PLEASE BE WARY OF WHAT YOU SAY, GUYS. I UNDERSTAND ITS NOT A WELL KNOWN SLUR BUT. YEAAHHH....
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ #TheFeltOpening pamphlet, take a read! https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/thefeltopening2.png ]
☆ehhh?? Maybe as long as I get smth out of it☆
YOU THROW A PEANUT AT ME AND MAKE *ME* CLEAN IT UP, AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE IF THE BROOM TRULY IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD.
Wh★t if I throw ★ pe★nut ★t you ★nd cle★n it up myself?
IF WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THAT THE PEANUTS ARE A "CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF" AMMO SOURCE, THEN WE'RE GOING TO SPEND THE ENTIRE EVENING REENACTING THE ENTIRE FUCKING MATRIX TRILOGY BUT WITH PEANUTS INSTEAD OF BULLETS. IF YOU WANT DEX BUILD ON DEX BUILD ACTION, YOU BETTER BRING IT THE FUCK ON, PROTAH.
So long ★s you ★ren't ★ sore loser V★nt★s.
☆They’ll have to fuKKin catch me first☆
I'll attend if you can guarantee none of the verdant gentleman on staff start jigging their little feet at me.
... Not exactly a promise, though, is it? Fine.
Maybe The Very Wise Frog from that story had a point. "Violence is inescapable."
Love a new plaything.
Tch.
YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT.
The right to say "tch"?
IT’S AN HONOR FOR WARRIORS AND THE STRONG.
Tch.
@hystericalDame Looking forward to our date, dear.
YOUR WHAT.
It's a fruit.
DISGUSTING. INTEREST CANCELLED.
Don't call me Dear. Hell I'm still on the fence about showin' but I figure it beats you comin' to me at a bad time.
So you can be wise. Good.
It doesn't seem to have changed the Universe around us. Probably for the best. Wouldn't be surprised if somewhere deep in the heart of everything there's a big disgusting frog with wings and tentacles now. Ah well.
Oh...yes, I've missed this.
(credit wildfire282 on reddit)
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Pleasure doing business! ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
You're possibly the only one who can make that outfit look good. It's impressive, honestly.
Thank you, Die. I like to think it's a fine cut on me.
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I'll take your suggestions into consideration~
prety
Thank you, Casey. I'll gut your enemies for you.
🤭🤭🤭🤗🤗🤗🤗💛💛💚💚💙💙
Happy to admire my new ring. Curious as to what's about to happen with the whole universe once I put this on. Worth every boonbuck.
Well done to whoever I played. It was a close one there. @bubbleBlower Would you still like to play a match?
I can if you're still in the mood!
I wouldn't mind. https://www.247pool.com/?room=XPCPT
That's what I get for hitting the ball too hard!
Ah, once more the Scratch ruining lives. You did an excellent job with some of those shots, Casey.
Thank you, Ma'am! I like to try and have them help eachother into the pockets. :)
You did a good job of it.
Feeling Ironic. Anyone for a game of Table Stickball? https://www.247pool.com/?room=PUWDZ
Join link no longer valid :(
Someone beat you to it, sorry. I'll play you in the next round, Casey.
For this month of pride, I shall only sleep with women and men whom I will dress up as women. So nothing has really changed.
I open this accursed site to see that people are pretending to be marbles and that one of my former charges is now a fleshbag that speaks a gibberish language. I close the site.
This feels vaguely threatening
that is a fuckgin threat kill that man or orb whatevez im not a homophone
Sadly, I think it's cursed to never die. At least as long as it finds the bit funny
Well... what the Lord wants, his Lordship gets. Guess we're all staying in a hotel tonight.
sounds- basically like my impression of the manor.
You have my sympathies.
Thank you, dear.
hope you survive!
I'll honestly have a very peaceful night. I'm getting a penthouse above one of our casinos.
oh fun!!! dunno if ive been in a penthouse! bet it's fancy!
Very fancy, dear Jinx. A whole floor to yourself, there's a jacuzzi tub, and a beautiful balcony that overlooks Midnight City.
wow!!!
Oh I feel much better after that. Please, I encourage more people to refuse to pay their dues. It's invigorating convincing you to do the right thing.
.......................Thank you.
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