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im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
photo finish! once again, our number one seed only barely manages to movwe to the next round. jade beats roxy by a single wvote! sorry blondie, youre out. next up vwe got another intense match! the les8ifins, as some vweirdos call em. meenah peixes wvs. aranea serket! greed against pride, skinny beach against the yapper. wvhos gonna come out on top? also, wvhos hotter? #suggestiwve for the propaganda belovw. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for meenah <3< or c3< for aranea
Maybe The Very Wise Frog from that story had a point. "Violence is inescapable."
do you ever think about how weird it is that when you become familiar with timelines and the infinite infinities of everything that the people you know become "a". A Snowman. A Jade. A Casper. etcetera etcetera like if things were normal we wouldn't be going "wow theres so many striders on this site" we'd be making posts like "this person has a lot of brothers and sisters and siblings and i think all the males in the group decided to pull a really stupid bit where they're all dave"
hmm. something oedipal happened here. the gardener, despite all odds, beats out mommy lalonde. smells fishy to me, but the numbers dont like. the next match up... wvho is this? ms. paint? i dont evwen... ah shit, i shouldwve picked the mail lady. vwhatewver. ms. paint! wversus... her imperious coddamn condescension herself. vwhos it gonna be this #cronusbabeoff? <3 or <> for ms. paint <3< or c3< for condy
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
It would be very funny if I tried to quit my job.
first match of round one, and unfortunately, this is one i think is gonna be quick and easy. just like our top seed, jade harley! shes going up against the bottom seed, calliope. lets see wvhat chittr thinks of these twvo. <3 or <> for calliope <3< or c3< for jade #cronusbabeoff #suggestivwe
A small catalogue note concerning @grimCue. The placard you don says HORRORTERROR. I have no doubt that this was expensive, in the social and moral sense. I do not doubt that it was selected with great care. I do not doubt that someone stood back, looked at the badge, and exclaimed: Now this will frighten them! Unfortunately, a label is not a specimen. What we have here is not an elder thing from beyond the rim of sense. It is a broken implement placed inside a glass case and instructed to look ancient. A Sylph of Space, once tasked with repair, now displaying every crack as if the crack itself were a crown. A shield calling itself a maw. A tool calling its handle a destiny. I will grant that there is tragedy in its existence. But it is also quite repetitive and dull. The hatred of flowers. The hatred of Roses. The allegiance to the Lord. The insistence that no one is needed, followed very closely by the sound of a hand against the inside of the coffin lid. All of it circles the same little display room until the velvet rope begins to seem more impressive than the exhibit. Cruelty has shape. It has intention. It draws the reader toward a conclusion. This particularly pathetic display does not. It bites because it does not know how to ask. It snarls because it is afraid the room will empty and leave it behind. It calls itself inevitable because it believes words cannot be plain and meaningful, so it has abandoned the word lonely. It is framed in black glass. It is a fascinating piece, at times. A frightening one? No. Certainly not. Unfortunately, the object insists on standing too close to the glass. It explains itself. Repeatedly. “I am a horrorterror.” “I am a tool.” “I am his shield.” “I hate the flower.” “I need no one.” “Please.” One begins to suspect that the abyss has been replaced with a dedicated docent. The true terrors of the outer dark do not need to announce themselves. They do not categorize themselves for you and allow you to comprehend them. They suggest themselves through omission and contour, through absence and true darkness. This one posts its sympathy sounds. It names its knife and points to the hand holding it. It asks why the room is not colder. The fixation on flowers is rather ungenerous. Hatred is not particularly dull. It can be exquisite. It can be preserved in amber, pinned through the thorax, and kept under velvet and gaslight for an educational display. This is like a pressed Rose left too long in a book, staining the page after the poem has ended. A healer turned barrier. A Space player with no room left inside them. A shield that keeps calling itself a monster because “property” is too humiliating a word. A dead girl insisting the corpse was someone else’s problem. A thing that snarls at every hand and then mourns that no hand remains. That is nearly compelling. Nearly. But horror requires restraint. Grief requires precision. This gimmick of yours, this belligerent idea, cannot survive if it keeps asking where its blood is supposed to go. You are not an unknowable thing from the Furthest Ring and beyond. You are knowable. #analysis #cw-violence #cw-abuse #cw-grief
Sometimes, though I doubt some would believe it, my feet do get sore. I'm an old woman after all. ;)
The Jack-Off never ends. It's a circle. #suggestive
I think you were just in a silly goofy mood, personally.
(A short video is posted- it appears to be porch camera footage of this Kris doing battle with 3-5 wild hogs. He's got some nunchaku, and is... holding up for himself considerably well, given the circumstances.)
🤭🤭🤭🤗🤗🤗🤗💛💛💚💚💙💙
maY i JUst SaY THAT i am POSItively enaMored wITH YOuR drIp iT Is gETtinG cAugHt on my FUr DEaR MaDAMe MY oNLY rEcCOMENdatIOn WoulD bE to makE tHe teNtaCLES lOnGeR AnD tHe JesTER HAt A MORe FITtInG taBLEU of coLoURs inSTEaD of pitch bLACk UGh THeN yOU WoUld TrUly Be A wOMAN aFTeR my heArt adJaCEnT ORgANs
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Pleasure doing business! ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Pleasure doing business :) ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Yeah okay that takes it, it's pride month ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
My patience continues to wear.
I know it's been a moment, chittr, but rest assured I have not forgotten you.
That game really was true to life though. I do hit with a little too much gusto! (Although if it was an actual table, I'd argue a little more on if that meant I lost or not. Can't argue with a screen!!)
Love me! Love me! H★te me! H★te me! Love me! Love me! Kill me! Kill me! #lyrics
Thank you, Ma'am! I like to try and have them help eachother into the pockets. :)
That's what I get for hitting the ball too hard!
Shiver up your spine aeneasCalldarium Followed you; Just now #Haiku #ShortFormHorror
yaaaaay ^_^ killing and eating people!!!!!!!!!!!!
i know. Z:) i figured that is why you said something. i sense a deep resentment emanating from you. i hope you get your justice.
// trying to explain yomo's insane feelings about highbloods and the fact that her culling has an effect on it but i just beam it into your brain.
((orgh oof ack fujoshi radiation in my brain must...kiss...boys....))
If anyone was wondering living in the mansion is indeed a special form of hell. Imagine the horror stories you hear about roommate drama but they all have guns and various forms of timeline-fuckery to prank you with. And don't get me STARTED on the romantic entanglements.
Unsuspecting Chittr user opening the website this morning: https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUydjEyMmRjdjAycWgxbnR0MWd1NXBseHE5cWZyZ3Z1bGoycTBlNGs5aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GnAtfiRu0NTQO0PkxB/200.gif
Wise words, Ma'am. And a philosophy I can get behind!
hope you survive!
You have my sympathies.
sounds- basically like my impression of the manor.
One does occasionally tire of other people's relationship drama. Perhaps I should make moves of my own.
Why the fuck is Cueball in my DMs crying about "⚪ What sort of wretched curse emanates from you? Why are all so enamored with you?" Eat shit, bitch.
★nonymous ★sks "Who told you th★t ★ w★rrior is ★ll you should be?" It's been my c★lling since h★tching, th★t's why the old slitherf★ng picked me, bec★use I h★ve the potenti★l to be the strongest. It's wh★t I'm good ★t, so..... #★sksylinkprot★h
later this evening im picking up some new work attire from my favorite tailor. hes the one who fitted rosie for her prom suit and phil for the gala. he was very excited to get to choose something for me this time. ill share a picture later.
(( i like trying to break words down sometimes! for example, "coincidence" = "co + incidence", i.e. two incidents that occurred together that's part of how i remember like, restaurant. "rest au rant" sounds kind of like "port au prince" which is a real phrase which lends "restaurant" some credence?
THE WORLD IS SO FULL OF WONDER I JUST SAW A GUY GET ONTO A BUS THAT THEN EXPLODED! WOW #NATURE
I culled your ★ncestor for bus f★re then w★lked.
Hush you.
[posted edited to remove the content, dont post personal stuff out of anger like i did]
This is true, I posted out of anger and didnt take the time to properly make sure I went about it accordingly, that was my mistake
For the record, in my eyes a Scratch is a Scratch. It's a real hassle trying to keep track of which is which when you're hopping around as much as I am, so I pretty much just take whatever orders I'm given. Let them sort out the consequences, you know?
I'm bullying Scratch in the group chat. It's awesome.
concept: pure obedience molding someone into the perfect toy to listen and do just as you tell them no complaints no hesitation the trust in their eyes when you tell them to get down on their knees while theyre in the middle of something important the endless devotion when you tell them to stop talking and just listen their limitless motivation to please you to become a better version of themself just to make you happy someone who looks to you when things are too complicated or difficult "what do you want me to do?" a mind broken down and rebuilt to serve one single purpose you (tags: Reader/Anonymous, mindbreak, obediance, #rankworks, #nsfw, dom reader, i said jump, and you jumped, but what i need is someone who when i say jump, asks how high, can you be my little how high?, bdsm, barkbeastplay coded, servitude, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
Man I really ain't that experienced in the pitch quadrant. She danced with me and stabbed me in the guts on our first... Date? Then she paid fer my hospital bill. This ain't just flirtin' right this is like the most ridiculous movie level pitch behavior? Fuck. So glad QL ain't on this site to laugh at me.
You’re listening to… Been a good day/evening, and we're creeping on up to the end of it here. Figured we'd roll on out with some Miles Davis, how's that sound? This is "So What" from his Kind of Blue album. …Midnight City Jazz!
You are literally going to shit your brains out.
i hope the writer doesnt write something really humiliating about me like just absolutely humiliating where everyone would be able to read how pathetic i am on public form i mean i dont even know what they would write they could even make things up and spread rumors about me then dm me and say that if i dont do sexual favors for them they will post more and i say oh no please dont ill do anything and then that becomes our relationship (tags: The Rankmaid/The Writer, #nsfw, i really hope that doesnt happen, sextortion, blackmail, #nsfwe just in case but i think you know why this doesnt count as that on my end, gomen, archive rating: E)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/408e3cf55b04.png https://chittr.ing/profile/archiveAddict/474175ac-ea8e-4096-9704-5db6e3f73356 https://therankmaid.straw.page (tags: The Rankmaid/Anonymous, #rankmaidanswers, #ama, archive rating: M)
When the Felt first coalesced into the Gang it is today, one of the things I prided myself on was family, if you could believe it. Everybody's got their differences, it's true, but if you were Felt? Someone had yer back. All this infighting's got me a bad ways... I've been too busy lookin' inward and bein' too menial. It's time we get shit movin' again.
No way she actually paid my damn hospital bill I ain't even seen the charges yet.
Well, I'd s★y more ★spir★tion★l. I h★ven't m★de ★ny ★ttempts yet, but yes th★t's me.
Hm, very wise. I don't believe I'll go with ★ hood still, but it's more of ★n option now.
dying really has a wway of opening ur third eye
⊹₊˚{ YESSSS! #killeveryone #channelyourinnerempress #slayyyy }˚₊⊹ ࣪
hmm? no he has entirely free reign of the house and surrounding property. i cant imagine why i would keep a grown man on something as degrading as a collar and leash.
So this is website And what have you done Another post over And a new one's just begun. A very silly website And a happy feed trend Let's hope it's a good one Or it will come to an end.
oh i have a much better idea. ask me questions and i promise i will lie to you. would you like some misinformation? ask away.
Only if you feel like footin' my hospital bill.
==> Question 8, from Anon: If you had to kill one of your lovers so that the rest may live, which one would you kill? ==> I simply would destroy the obstacle attempting to make me kill my lover. If that is not an option I would sacrifice myself. I would not kill one of them.
HAD T0 LEAVE EARLY. AND DIDN’T D0 T00 MUCH. BUT F0R THE REC0RD I WAS ‘THE SMUG’ MAKING FUN 0F THE CUEBALL FUCK. 0‘U’0
Diamonds Droog.
I very much welcome a return to normalcy after the weekend. I have missed making my rounds.
How come I must know where obsession needs to go? How come I must know where the passion hides its feelings? #lyricsposting
Beam that allows you to defy your fate and choose your own fucking destiny. Yes. Even you.
@exiledUniverse We should dance again sometime!
You know what. Changing my plans. Practicing my swordplay today. Challengers welcome.
s0mehow pe0ple always forget this was and is the default. tw0 much reminiscing wondering h0w it mightve gone differently until y0u encounter 0ne again and realize that no it went exactly h0w it always would and sh0uldve.
man neverfuckingmind i got bills to pay
It is not as if the empress hersellf does not say even more abhorrent things on The Dailly.
Statistically speaking, it IS 5:00 somewhere.
Swell. See you for dinner.
hmm. yeah ill gamble on this
i dont think any cronus should be hailing himself a beacon of moral superiority ovwer another. the guy sucks. but as soon as its "VWELL IM A VWOICE OF REASON A8OVWE THE REST!! you sound like a massivwe tool.
Maybe I woulld be more mad if I were still lliving? It takes much more to get me angry than it did when I were allive. But now? None of this matters. This is nothing. It is exceptionally easy to bllock someone and ignore them for all time. I am not going to raise my arms up and shout a call to Arms over some fooll.
What you all seem to faill to reallize is that your theatricall mallcontent, fury, and rage at his posts simplly give him what he wants. Attention. Vallidation that his thoughts matter. For as much as you might cllaim that his opinion does not matter, your actions retroactivelly cause the opposite to be true. It is a fascinating spectaclle. All this performative Pearll cllutching. What you really care about is not denouncing evill and manipullative Behavior, but rather the comfort of the pack, all fixated on the singlle llone coyote. You rejoice in the camaraderie, not in any perceived morall High Ground.
-=[ hhees cronusing it all oover everywherre and eveeryoneis falling for it_☺]=-
i swear he’s doing this for attention at this point. ea(h point of outrage is another “no su(h thing as bad publi(it7” point he takes as a good thing
I went and got a sweet treat, I sure hope nothing crazy and polarizing hit the timeline while I was gone.
I SEE BESIDES @exiledUniverse I'M THE TALLEST ONE SO FAR HAHAHA >:D
For #yuriday all lesbians should be allowed to shoot somebody with no consequence. Either an injury or a kill depending on your skill and intent.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907062010485805070/1504261184382173244/IMG_5866.png?ex=6a0657e6&is=6a050666&hm=93e484b851e1d8cf538a998ea112c047826c327da6fa91d69917d73745f13cf6& Hey, it's me. ((Credit to zzzealien on socials. Thank youuuu.
so i got disconnected from chittr due to a sawbuck incident four a little while. i'm alive, though! anybody miss me? c:
I think a Snowman just called me handsome.
I always found them quite the attentive hosts.
Recently heard someone call an energy drink a 'fridge cigarette' and god, what an evocative phrase. Yes, I will be adopting this into my personal usage.
(( https://i.ibb.co/qLB1WfpY/dame.png
was thinking of maybe making a pinned post so people can see me in my work uniform does this seem like a cute enough pose to you chittr? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/788d400d24a9.png
You’re listening to… Our City faces a choice. With the previous mayor dead by an unknown hand, foreign powers courting our politicians, and reality itself showing signs of instability, we all worry about what tomorrow may bring. Snowman presents the only rational choice for a future we can believe in. With sensible policies to address the pressures and concerns facing every citizen, she will lead us into a future we can be confident in. This Special Election, choose the only mayoral candidate who has ruling experience. Choose Snowman for Mayor "I'm Snowman and I approve this message." #snowmanformayor https://archive.org/details/snowman-mayoral-ad …Midnight City Jazz!
Dearest chittizens, I know the majority of you do not live in Midnight City. Nor do you understand the intricacies of our local politics and daily lives. Nevertheless, I speak to you all when I say the loss of our late mayor has been immediately and keenly felt. Despite the best efforts of @lightofDemocracy , she is only one woman. The mayor had been an indispensable and tireless agent in representing us and investing in our potential as new timelines and new visitors from other worlds challenged existing structures. I simply don't foresee her administration taking the necessary steps to keep us safe and flexible enough to face trials to come. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor, as the press in our fair city shall report in the evening editions of their respective papers. There will be a radio broadcast on several channels to follow in the coming days. I hope to guide our fair city with a deft, dare I say cunning, hand. As a former monarch, business owner, and woman of the people, I hope to represent the best qualities of our city. To keep our city strong against the instability introduced by timeline complications and rising crime. I intend to have an updated census, revised tax code, and other measures as practical immediate steps taken to move us forward into the future. Thank you for reading and, if you live here, for voting. #SnowmanForMayor
Midnight City deserves a competent, experienced leader. Watch this space.
No I don't.
IM A BIG COOL GUY AND THE FELT LOVE ME :D
Business idea: Betting on fights at #fightnight and if my chosen champion fails I simply shift to a timeline where their opponent is dead. Nothing can go wrong.
its ok 2 b old its xtra ok 2 b old if ur hawt as balls
Sorry, while normally I would, i do not wish to get caught in this crossfire. Good luck, though!
FUCK NO THIS IS HILARIOUS —EMBER💥
YOU DESERVE BEIN JUMPED UNLESS ITS NOT THE AMBUSHIN KIND
...yeah. Your loyal guard dog who'll make sure nothin' bad ever happens to ya and who's unconditionally loyal....
hes more of a puppy if anything.
my type also happens to be the one who obediently eats whatever i offer him right out of my hand.
Yes ma'am.... Wait, no! Not yes ma'am!
Well thanks! Wish a doll could hear that under any other circumstances. :/
i did something similar to that. or really he did it of his own volition. but that might not be a bad idea.
#TIP IF A MANS GETTIN ON YOUR CASE JUST CALL HIM A MISOGYNIST
The reviews are in. The people have spoken. Their message is clear. https://i.ibb.co/yckj95dk/testimonials.png
I've got two Snowmen and they are way cooler than your Snowman. @exiledUniverse @blackestQuasar
Hey, that's not nefarious in a intriguing way. Just kind of mean.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/66cf1a6738e7e4533ce5d9b93b5595d5/f5de692e5e9162fb-7c/s1280x1920/0097fa163b6383cfa7bded569177e05ebb7d208a.png I felt like posting myself again The dog with the blog.
oh god all the blood rushed to my dick and im on the floor in agony help #nsfw
"You've posted that before" And I will post it again. It's a banger, and you likely forgot about it anyway. Let me live.
// Since I'm continuing the bit of doing the fake mangas/doujinshis. Please let me know if you have any requests for designs/couples or whatever. (the ashen yuri will be posted when i do a plot summary for it)
You know It's oddly Nice in a way that Lord English kinda seems like he hypes up his henchmen so far on this Didn't see that coming from a powerful time man
No, you don't get to see.
Perhaps I should have fun today.
which one? i know a few gresn guys and most of them are way chiller than their bosses.
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/reaction/lol.png
Oh would you look at that. Guess I don't need to die after all. Exciting.
((OOC introduction: It's Ralsei Deltarune but centred around a Sburb/Sgrub session. He's a carapacian and nominally a (hidden) Prince of Derse, though his ability to shift appearances at a moment's notice muddles things. He's polite and amicable and a bit naive, but a competent healer that knows more than he lets on. He's also a designated Tutorial Character with a fair bit of meta-knowledge, including that he's not entirely 'real', complete with the lacking self-image that comes with all that. Any sorts of interactions are encouraged! Be nice, be mean, be weird. Expect a focus on Derse/Prospit goings on, Video-game-isms, Tutorial prompts, and attempts at self-discovery. Perhaps dealings with the midnight crew or felt, as a treat. [ https://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/ralsei.png ] ))
Can we put all the Caliborns in a death match to prove which one is the best?
I realize I have missed a few #funnymailboxfriday s. I apologize for the lapse in your regularly scheduled funny mailboxes, I've been distracted. When I am able, I hope to make up the deficit.
My sword collection is small but I keep them well maintained. [An image of a handful of swords resting on a table. Included among them are copies of The Unbreakable Katana and the Royal Deringer.] I hope to never have to use them.
I haven't done much walking at night lately. I hope I'm not missed.
concept: being held with your legs wrapped around their waist feeling their psionics forcing your arms to stay wrapped tight around their neck "you ready?" they say with a smug grin "ready for what?" you laugh back nervously they push your hips harder against theirs from below you feel the squirming of not one but two bulges writhing impatiently oh they werent lying "two perfectly fuckable holes" they mumur against your ear "and ill be using them both" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #rankworks, DP, bifurcated, #nsfw, psionicplay, arrogant partner, experienced partner, single partner DP, archive rating: E)
Diamonds Droog.
((I honestly do NOT mind it, it's fucking hilarious, but if it turns into people getting mad OOC. I'm gonna fucking riot, LMFAO.
concept: pressing your nose desperately into the crook of their neck as your arms hook around their waist your bodies brought together at a rough pace huffing desperate and shameless breaths through your nose to overwhelm your senses with the scent of them its all you need to push you over the edge (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #rankworks, #scenting, scentplay, chitfic, chittr trends thank you for the food, itadakimasu, #nsfw, no i wont post my scent profile im embarassed, archive rating: E)
((The only thing not droog about it is I think droog is a hair refined for the vibe. But like, wouldn't stop him enjoying it.
(( THATS EXACTLY WHY I CHOSE IT *feral*
// SHAKING HANDS
// YEAH. "I'm better than you." ARE YOU DROOG? -goes crazy with you-
// I write so many characters like him that I think of this song first. "You're too sweet for me." Telling someone that everything about this just doesn't fit your lifestyle or taste, it feels almost like bragging about how his hedonistic life is better than the altered one, despite inherently still partaking in similar habits. -runs in circles-
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It is. I enjØy drØpping bricks Øn peØple.
my ex wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!!
Thanks, Snowman.
Listen. Wooin' dames is easy. All you gotta do is make good food, have good convo by actually readin' a fuckin' book, and show 'em ya get shit done. Simple as dat. Now, some dames got some real fire in 'em, and those ya gotta play by ear. Some, sure, shoot yer shot,but others ya gotta leave well enough alone 'cause they got their own shit ta' sort out.
thank you everyone operating #fightnight for giving me the privilege to guest referee! id love to do it again given the chance! you were all a wonderful audience and it was my privilege to entertain you! @goingDown @hisProphet both gave impassioned performances that were a joy to watch! ill see you all next fight night!
Hate to miss the last fight but I don't think sleeping beauty here is gonna wake up so I better gettem to the hive. Gonna put my money down on that Darlin dame and try to catch a recording at Kara's. For no other reason other than she's one hell of a bombshell and I want her to win. 'Till next week, folks. #fightnight
TODAYS HOT TIP FROM THE DRIP IS TO TAKE A YOU DAY! TAKING YOU DAYS ARE IMPORTANT IF LIFE OR YOUR FRIENDS OR YOUR ROUGHLY 80,000 BOSSES ARE EVER GETTING YOU DOWN! THATS WHY IVE BARRICADED MYSELF IN THE SEAFOAM GREEN GAME ROOM AND AM PLAYING A ONE MAN GAME OF TABLE STICKBALL THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP THANKS TO #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION
oh shit there's a camera on this thing [Attached is a poor quality shot of a little pile of items on a poorly lit park bench. it looks like it's been shot on a flip phone- how he's managed to get this to work with chittr is probably a small miracle. Among the ephemera there's a scattering of cards, a busted up shortwave handheld radio, and a carabiner with nothing attached to it.]
Kinda hard to stay focused on two guys tryin' to literally rip each other apart when I can't stop thinkin' about how my +1's hair smells kinda nice. Gives my brain mixes of two different feelgood chemicals. #fightnight
Ratio.
Like my last reply to Doc Scratch so I can ratio that guy in the name of democracy. Thank you.
I see my fellow trolls have just discovered Laika the space dog. I am very sorry you had to find out this way.
hahahaha so thats it i hope some of you liked it (óuò｡)
Sometimes I wake up in da mornin' and thank my lucky stars that we're pool themed and not domino themed.
concept: the long goodbye (part 3) im here here at the end of the world alone drifted at the edge waiting to be eaten by the abyss floating and coloring in blurring and fading out i drift into the sky the end of my long goodbye thinking back to you always wishing i could die already; the color the meaning the scent the touch has been gently swallowed by the night it will be all be alright near or far no matter how close you are hopelessly we are united in entropy for the presence of memory is all we are and all we will ever be as the event horizon takes me whole it cannot take the thing that you stole time will come and take us all but the feelings i felt for you will survive the fall ephemeral untouchable invisible but integral like a star it will shine pure and crystalline (tags: #rankbait, firstperson, tragic love, loss, death, nihilism, suicide mention, archive rating: G)
concept: the long goodbye (part 2) i need you so much simply addicted to your love nothing i can do im a slave to you now im so helpless without you heavenly when those stars aligned eternity until the end of time ecstasy always burned into my mind youre a drug for me pure and crystalline so i kneel soaked in the mud and rain drawing pictures around your name conversations in my brain locked way feeling withdrawals on that first day drifting alone like its my fate bearing the pain of a lonely lovers face just waiting for the calm to be replaced but the path only fills with more heartbreak with you far away im left adrift within a haze so consumed by you did you truly love me too? (tags: #rankbait, firstperson, tragic love, loss, death, substances, dependence, slavery mention, loneliness, outliving your quad, archive rating: G)
this is so crushing the pusher wanting what it wants being infatuated with another so deeply but smearing quads unable to place or do they transcend them all thats the agony i want to peel back your layers and learn everything about you (tags: #eroticviolence, #crawlintoyou, #cannibalismmetaphor, #iwillbecomeyou, #iwilladoreyou, archive rating: M) and only by letting go of those masks can i see the real you in my sight beatiful line and i still wonder; did you ever feel this warmth too? 0n0 i need part 2 KUDOS! ❤︎
concept: the long goodbye (part 1) i have known you for so long once loved once pitied once full of hate and not once had a soul to help mediate but i always knew one thing about you that i always loved you i want to peel back your layers and learn everything about you i take off your masks as something courses through my blood then i am born anew left to wonder; do you feel this warmth too? we all have a face we hide away forever. and im so desperate to see the face that is new nothing i can do im so helpless and i need to understand you but when i look down at my hands i realize none of these faces i recognize but still my love burns so bright and only by letting go of those masks can i see the real you in my sight and in that moment i felt a tear cross my eye to the person i loved i must say goodbye but the cycle can be renewed so i can now fall in love and understand the new you and i still wonder; did you ever feel this warmth too? (tags: #rankbait, firstperson, tragic love, loss, flushfic, palefic, pitchfic, ashenfic, yearning, fluff, archive rating: G)
so im a bit nervous but if anyone would be interested... ive been working on some concepts like rankmaid-senpai! im not very good at it though and i think i accidentally made something more like poetry which is a lot less interesting maybe but if anyone is still interested ill go ahead and put them up before fight night i just hope my expressing myself can reach out to at least one of you in some small way if i do!
Stop reading this right now and take your gun apart and do the fuckin' maintenance. Clean it, lube it, make sure all the pieces are nice n' right, and put it togetha again. Gun jamming KILLS.
i am the old queen 2 doors down smokin a cigarette n tellin u to stop runnin down the apartment building staircase other ppl live here but if u ever needed a tampon or a place 2 stay i would be the first to open my door
WHY IS THIS ONE GUY HATING ALL MY STUFF??? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG D:
This is your daily Doc Scratch Should Die post. Never forget that Doc Scratch should die.
I wish all couriers on all versions of Alternia pleasant travels and friendly lusii today. It's one of the few places I can't really make deliveries for several reasons. All the more respect to them for braving those dangers. If you would ever like to swap stories or ask my advice, my DMs are open to you.
𖠰Ashmate number one just walked by and said "they're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the freaking grubs gay!" Thought that would go over well with this crowd.
guys woudl u still love me if i did tht matesprit island thing or will tht be the last thing tht makes u take me out back and put me down liek a horse with a broken leg
(My art.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f0e47c6b4f3.png
Good then sounds like a big pile of not our problem eh? Remind me next time were in the same room I'll celebrate with you over drinks! I've been working on my mixology!
I should join a gang. Just for fun. See how it feels.
Diamonds Droog. https://i.ibb.co/NnbPvZ1H/diamondsdroog.png
Time to put on some jazz and enjoy a cigarette on the balcony.
I'm not changing the name. For the record.
Looks like you're all relatively normal right now. What a sight.
I am neutral on this specific dick. Not a fan of dicks, generally. But this one is pissing people off, which is good to see.
Hate Bot never left, if you have the guts to seek out the Hate.
I'll be seeing what there is left at this "party". Can't waste my outfit.
i am the evil version of myself because my door hand hook car door.
spades slick.
I was talking to somebody and as she faded out of existence she said "Diamonds Droog". Maybe I have taken this a bit far.
Jack Noir
We at chittr only have three jokes: Saying our names Horny Hating on one person on the dash for a whole day
Snowman
Very well.
silk won the poll by a single vote and its for the best really because this is the most comfortable of the options to be rubbing elbows in for hours. i cant say i expect to have a particularly good time at this gala but its not something i can or should avoid. maybe i can talk some actually enjoyable company into joining me for drinks afterwards. #gpoy https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/17/cocktaildress.png
concept: when she wears that dress that is thin enough to make out the curves of her grubscars when she spins in the light and the silhouette of her naked body is completely visible through the sheer fabric the illusion of modesty what you need a single layer away, and shes sliding the straps down while beckoning you closer (tags: Reader/Anonymous, yuriful saturday, #rankworks, satyuriday maybe no thats not that good, clothing kink, #nsfw, no quads mentioned, #dashwatching, clothingplay, archive rating: M)
He is defeated. … ((https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1776523582284-b64cdfd9-4723-4180-b085-2b151cd7df66.gif))
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME? ((https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1776523995447-d0dc43bc-6187-44e8-aa59-1af36870471d.gif)) ((#nsfw for flashing))
[thegoodScratchdoctor’s typewriter has exploded]
((Okay maybe autocorrect helped but I still typed that 100% eyes closed good job me))
ok hurry up den ??? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
You were already me? And you have changed back. That pleases me. I will chase him with renewed purpose. To be who you are when I get him. And to rebuild. Thank you.
That is interesting. Hello @prospitianMonarch . I hope you catch him.
My favorite woman is Snowman. 75% because She's wonderful, 20% because she's one of the only women in the house, 5% because she's scary.
my #favoritewoman is every version of handmaid/rankmaid. all of them. but all version of miss universe are very close.
i'd rather explode the planet than wear full green.
Below are the rules outlined for the Tea Party. #TeaParty #Host Rule the First. You will find, much to your possible dismay, that overt brutality is not in fashion here. The atmosphere has been… curated. Should you feel the urge toward spectacle, I recommend something theatrical. A stumble. A spill. A humiliation of the harmless variety. The Beforan Royal Psionics have seen to the rest. You are, whether you like it or not, quite calm. Rule the Second. You are not in a place where reality bends at your convenience. There will be no sudden declarations of omnipotence. No rewriting of circumstance. No convenient miracles. Not even I am afforded such indulgences here. Consider this a rare equalizer. Rule the Third. You will conduct yourself with a baseline of civility. The staff are not beneath you. The guests are not beneath you. In fact, for the duration of this engagement, you are all operating under the same quiet truth: you are visitors. Behave as such. Rule the Fourth. Should you feel compelled toward… more intimate pursuits, you will kindly remove yourself. There are accommodations for that elsewhere. This is not one of them. I assure you, the tea will not improve for your efforts. Rule the Fifth. Your presence here is not accidental. Someone has vouched for you. A member of the Felt has deemed you sufficiently tolerable to attend. Do try, for their sake, to justify that decision. Do enjoy yourself. Or at the very least, avoid making a spectacle that requires correction.
I WILL BE THE HANDSOMEST DAME AT THAT PARTY IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, WE CAN MEET AFTER IT
(Jack gossiping/shit talking with Mindfang and Snowman can only be done in rping and I love it)
https://i.po+stimg.cc/k42kwMvG/Untitled222-20260417172339.png @tentacleTherapist#7214 Is this design to+ yo+ur liking? Appro+priately '2000's scene go+th'? I had to+ go+regle what 2000's meant.
:3c breakfast partie [Attached is a video of Roxy in a plain t-shirt that says "KITTEN NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE" and pink biker shorts, dancing at her cat while the Spice Girls play in the background. Breakfast is curled up on the top of his pink cat tree, not even looking at her.]
IGNORIN MY COWORKER LADIES I AM 7'5" AND GOT OPEN QUADS
new username btw. i like this one more.
(( clovermun, what have you been up to? well. (the flower stands for friendship) https://i.imgur.com/ol1Zp9o.png
I may as well say it, ahead of time. I have been invited to a private event in the next few days. You may have seen @archiveAddict posting similar. Yes, it is the same one. The lovely @exiledUniverse has invited me as a guest. I will have a special outfit prepared, for one of my appearances. I will not be taking photos. You'll have to ask attendants for their thoughts.
Crime Tip: Lock in.
i was invited by a very special someone to a very special party! ^0^ i cant wait to see all my friends and future coworkers there i was even given a pretty new dress to wear! arigatou @scratchDoctor (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, The Rackmaid & Doc Scratch, tea party invitation, alt outfit, #teaparty, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaeffc3aff8.png
Public Service Announcement. I will be executing Lin Manuel Miranda and any other who has portrayed Alexander Hamilton in the modern times we live in. This is a warning. New York is stronger as a result.
If you have had any experience with a Scratch that gives you insight on their character. Specifically any weakness, blind spots, or bizarre moments. DM me.
The very small couriers delivering your posts to chittr simply needed a break.
Here's your reminder that Scratch should die and burn and be erased from existence and also die.
Perhaps I shall visit New York, then.
I'm not actually doing anything about it.
Those all sound like excellent initiatives; New York is yours, if those are the actions you plan to take. My team and I would be interested in getting copies of your policies and procedures, as we would like to replicate it when those processes are made available. Congratulations, Miss Lalonde. I look forward to seeing New York prosper under your guidance and leadership.
IM NOT TAKIN THE QUIZ BUT ITS CAUSE ITS DAMN OBVIOUS AND CAUSE I JUST GOT HERE NOW. YOU ARENT GETTIN THAT YET
Some of you lot are way too comfortable sharing things nobody wanted to know.
Fuck all Scratch variants by the way. They need to die.
Okay, I was told it wasn't too early, and I'm bored enough to post it. HEH. ;) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38670c99af0c.png
Perhaps one of the frogs should go to bed. #dashwatching
I will not tolerate you harming other postal workers because you dislike me.
I am thankful to our sorting center and office clerks on this fine #trackingtuesday.
I left some food and milk out for the cat. It seems friendly enough. But I can't take on the responsibility of a feline at this exact moment.
#nowlistening Husbands - Geese https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2qb7k8SZLI
My tolerance has grown quite strong for loud things outside my room in the manor. Nevertheless I find myself grateful to the night clerk of my preferred hotel.
I SEE Y0U ARE ALL FL0CKING T0 ME. LIKE A HERD 0F RAMBEASTS. THIS IS G00D. Y0U WILL BE MY CULT 0F “CUEBALL HEADED FUCKER” MURDERERS.
PE0PLE 0F THE WEBSITE WHICH MY H0RRIBLE B0SS SLASH CAPT0R SLASH ABUSIVE WARDEN HAS BEEN SPENDING T00 MUCH TIME 0N. I AM PR0UD T0 ANN0UNCE THAT THEY HAVE #LETMECHITT. THANK Y0U. OKAY. EN0UGH BEING NICE. I’M G0ING T0 BE S0 FUCKING 0BN0XI0US. I HAVE A LIST 0F RULES HE GAVE ME T0 BREAK IMMEDIATELY AND WITH0UT HESITATI0N.
every once and a while i update my banner to show off my new additions to my collections and things ^0^ my shelves are getting fuller! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #rankbait, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d372d3533.png
@walkstabwalK im gonna find where you were an hour ago hey @tRace help me out here i gotta beat this guy up and take my hat back
Disgusting.
*attached Is A Photo Of Larkso Standing With His Arms Raised High Above His Head, The Stupidly Billowy Sleeves Of His Top Restricted By Thick Red Rope Tied In An Intricate Pattern And Fastened Up Onto A Hook Extended From The Ceiling To Keep Him Upright. Despite The Pose He Seems To Be Speaking To A Troll From Makeup Quite Casually As She Dusts His Cheeks With Blue Pigment To Simulate A Flustered Blush. Clearly This Is Only A Progress Photo From That Shoot, And There Are Yet More To Come.* #suggestive
IM NOT A BIT THIEF MAAM! IM A BIT MINOR I GO DOWN TO THE BIT MINES AN BRING BACK HUMBLE BITS FOR THE COMMON MAN!
I ought to conspire more. It's good for a girl's health.
No more photos, if you please.
// You'll never catch me ooc here again but hii todays my birthday 🥳 I just wanted to say I've been having a ton of fun here and ya'll are chill as hell. Thank you for putting up with my cringe ass guy. 💕 //
Never,ind I don’t work anywhere or do anything, ever. Post canceled. Account canceled. Website canceled. Life canceled
Pouring a drink for you, Lalonde. Them's the breaks. #dashwatching
JUST A LITTLE GLIMPSE. INTO MY BEAUTIFUL DREAM LIFE. @TRACE @FIVEFINGERFILLET @MRBENEDICT @IMBISCUITS HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/TPKCSVV2/DISHES.PNG
What is the hypothetical cutoff point for dilf flirting to be acceptable.
While it may seem weird to be ranking Snowman so high considering what you may expect from a Noir, the fact of the matter is I already killed the Queen in my session so I don't really care about what she does I have to respect someone that can deal with all of the idiots in that group
Not especially. I'll share with you if desired.
If I did a fantasy draft of the Felt it would be Snow, Crowbar, Handmaid, Stitch, and Snow again.
Suspiciously quiet on the criminal front. There's something happening I don't know about.
concept: swimming in the pool at a party with them, so many people around laughing and partying their arms wrapped around you close, feeling their breath on your neck as you both talk to friends and watch the liveliness of the get together continue on feeling their hands slip under the water to push your bottoms aside, grabbing their wrist to stop them with a shocked laugh "no one will notice" they mumble against your neck quietly, pulling you closer into their lap as you slowly relinquish your grip you really hope no one does (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #bonfireparty, #rankworks, #nsfw, exhibitionism, public pailing, pool pailing, unmentioned quads, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
Pools, hm. #dashwatching
I'm going to make a cold drink and stare out of a window. #substance
i already am maam
@exiledUniverse (a nice tall cup of coffee appears before Snowman. It rotates counterclockwise until retrieved, and remains piping hot until finished.)
Like this post for coffee. I didn't make breakfast yet so that will be later.
@exiledUniverse (a bag of candied scarabs and a cigarette holder with a retractable bayonet appear, along with a note that just reads " :) - K.")
Every time I call quadrants carapacian romance instead of troll romance, I swear I get a dozen of the pricks flipping their shit about it. I know more carapacians personally than I do trolls. Sue me.
And whichever one of you bastards it was that threw the good coffee machine out the window, I know you're reading this. And I know where you sleep.
THE BIG LUG WAS USING MY FUCKING CHITTR??? OH MY FUCKING YOU GOTTA ME KIDDING ME. SJLDKFHESDFJSKLFDJ:
Oh sure you can it's just hitting me has annoying negative consequences for both of us.
I don't know if good idea but Uno convince me to let him out. He start crying. Just FYI. You okay Uno why you cry? I'm not crying you dumbass. You're the one crying I've been locked up in this vault all fucking day what do you think I'd be doing? I just check on you is all. Yeah yeah yeah well maybe you shouldn't have listened to those asswipes and actually let me go? Who the fuck even gave you orders to lock me up? Are you writing chitts while you had me locked up are you fucking kidding me? I use speech to text it makes easier for my fingers. Oh, go figure. I wouldn't expect anything less. Oh I send one now. No give me your phone
are you going to let me in ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, no, im not a human, pale visitor, #horror, #nsfw, #gore for bloody nose, #body-horror just in case, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09586683bdfd.png
what if i had a party where it was a bunch of girls and were all having a sleepover and then we invite two human boys and we all sit around watching them touch each other until the party is over is this anything (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, party ideas, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Points for remaining on-brand, Snow. I'll consider my options.
Miss, I mean no disrespect. Which I am sure you know. No. That sounds terrible.
Hello. What is doing this today?
maam 0///v///0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9b7e330a03be.png
reply with your height for a visualizer of us side by side! 0v0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, height difference, #nsfw, size difference, im quite tall for a rustblood gomen, im up a few molts on most of you, archive rating: M)
He leverages his speed for one of two things: => Self-destruction at a rapid pace => Prankish tomfoolery on anybody else in the vicinity 7his is hardly the first time he's imbibed as fast as he possibly could and promptly knocked himself out. I doubt it'll be the last. #substance
𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓸 𝓪 [𝓡𝓔𝓓𝓐𝓒𝓣𝓔𝓓 𝓒𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓣𝓤𝓡𝓔 𝓣𝓞𝓞 𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓞𝓛𝓣𝓘𝓝𝓖] 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴.
🎉bro fr im supposed to be the same race as these FUCKers but im sittin here like ??????????🎉
Uno has very weird conversations. I'm looking through him phone and I do not understand.
some of fhe quirks these briches hav make me feel liek im tryna read heiriglyphics
if you havent read every single one of my posts can you even call yourself a chittr user
Another member of the anti-horses contingent, I think. I don't condone his specific brand of it. We can hate with decorum.
You're underestimating the scheming of this particular horse, Spades. This is a figure not to take lightly.
He doesn't speak for me. I'm declaring myself a neutral party.
There's still time to do a crime.
I fucking knew it.
if the feed is too slow for erisol then i will take it upon myself to fix that
Mike's inaccessible text
Ah, good, my Following feed is unusable because the Midnight Crew have declared a personal feud with a fucking horse.
depends on whose it is.
This dualscar guy seems to suck at doing said hunting though so, I'm rooting for the troll clearly paranoid.
I see two people not keeping their hate in dms and a other person I'm pretty sure getting hunted for sport
Glad people like the new logo. You're welcome! https://64.media.tumblr.com/7840b41561469cc9c04d7dc6a524c6d6/833a1f5d27eced3a-64/s1280x1920/cbe8a75c854654c0f6591273faf5a813338e452f.png
did you know you can follow a tag like #thefelt if youre in #thefelt and then we can use it like a group @ to grab everyone in #thefelt who follows the #thefelt tag
4,000 Kult and Kull is harder to achieve than a New York Times' Best Selling Stamp. I am not kidding. Thank you all for your continued support.
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! CALENDARS CAN BE A HANDY THING FOR TELLING THE DATE LIKE LETS SAY YOU ACCIDENTALLY TICK OFF THE WRONG GUY IN YOUR GANG AND HE POPS YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! LOOK AT A CALENDAR TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT DAY NEXT WEEK YOUVE BEEN POPPED INTO! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER VERY RELEVANT #DRIPTIP THANK YOU!
[Blushes about all of the attention I'm getting] [Offers everyone a rose free of charge]
@mapleHoof https://i.pinimg.com/originals/64/75/b4/6475b4f3cabd602ce5d23dd7549304a5.gif
Looks like I've been playing chess while you've been playing chess like an idiot.
If fucking #eridanweek is getting a 2nd week, I'm actually going to red miles it I may even upgrade it to green miles just to be on the fucking safe side
I will repeat what I said before: No more weeks. None of them. We operate on Cycles only until you all behave.
im just glad someone else out there has good taste in pranks!
bur yeah; that was me!
i don't recall saying that exactly. but i have no regrets.
0/1000 CLOCKS DESTROYED WERE YOU EVEN TRYING, MAN
I have nothing but deep admiration and respect of the Postal Service, from the Prospit days to now.
I'm not sure if I should be paying more attention to the blatant thirstposting on this feed, or the blossoming yuri I am observing in person.
I cannot believe I am relieved to see him. That poor woman.
I think I am the topic of some discussion.
If I am honest, I am not understanding this #girlbulge obsession. Isn't that the default. #nsfw
@exiledUniverse is very intimidating. I hope she is compensated well for her services to the Felt.
the site might be acting insane but were all on the ship together everyone hold onto me well make it through this!
I did not have this on my bingo card for today it must be said. The conversation is nice though.
@cyaNextweek Seems like a nice man who treats his dogs well. I did not know people could be so wide.
Thank goodness, I almost didn't understand what you meant.
Oh! Please keep me updated, especially if it gets any more interesting.
I am not convinced this is going well.
It is always a good day for property damage. Listen to your blood pusher. Break five windows.
Good day for retaliatory property damage. Break a window this Monday.
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)
I feel like they should of nailed eridan to a rocket and launched like fireworks at #eridanweek as the final thing
With a current investigation reaching its end, I am taking a brief period to be unreasonably hostile and unhelpful. This is your forewarning.
Thinking on purple brickwork.
The Manor is sparkling clean, dinner served and put away, and laundry is drying on the line. Now to settle in for the evening with a drink and an old record.
I will admit I was beginning to be concerned. I had even looked at his chittr.
oh hey haha yea i am a woman you should do this so people stop fucking up
I swear to god if they don't actually crucify him though, I'm am going to use the red miles on this event, whoever gets hit gets hit #eridanweek
Some of you may be pleased to hear that @itChy is on his way home.
welcome back everyone 0v0
I missed all of you.
)(ello C)(ittr! Welcome back. I know we must be a little unsettled. )(ere's a late positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'Sometides it's good to touc)( t)(e lawnring.'
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You are right. I simply must display it, a reminder of my hardwork and dedication.
I have been privately informed that there is certainly a reason why the Egg Day Bunny is white. Too much powdered sugar.
I have many new respects for our postal workers. Hand delivering eggs and baskets to others is quite exhausting after a while! I do hope that the others enjoy the baskets I have put together for them.
now to paint the dismembered corpse. #gore
eating runny eggs makes me feel like a wild animal.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ can we crucify this ampora too? ]
Oh, you're all horny again. Okay. Is this a part of the Easter thing. #nsfw
At a mandatory workplace Easter celebration. I have found all of the eggs several minutes before the arrival of the other participants. I placed them in my trunk. When they realize the eggs are gone, I will update you.
20k kult celebration easter hopbeast outfit arrived this is much more revealing than i had been lead to believe
Normal vandalism isn't enough anymore. I need to bomb a pipeline.
oooo. u fucked up too jus in a weirdass way,,
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
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I like my pizza as a joint front and money laundering operation, for the record.
https://media.tenor.com/DmrOf7Klh5kAAAAM/johnny-bravo-i-wonder-if-i-could-hunt-him-for-sport.gif Me at any eridan
yall making me feel like a prude and I go around on the regular tits out basically some if you need to chill out lmao #nsfw
I really ought to do more violence.
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #rankworks, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
Ahem Hi im jack noir Have you or a loved one been affected by the power of a trickster lolipop/have decided that taking one was the only way to have a relationship was taking one? Have you married like 5 people in a state in candy state sex craze and are suddenly like "oh shit i didn't sign up for this". Well don't you worry, here Noir-Harken co, we can help you all of you dump your sorry asses and have a 50, 25, or whatever percent of people you decided to whip your candy sticks or marshmallows out on. Never fear, any marriage can be broken down in seconds. And you maybe saying "I didn't willingly take the lolipop" never fear. If you want to go further and looking to blame even more, we can take this all the way to crockercorp and sue them for everything they got for having this happen to you. Just call 1-800-Janecrockerisafuckingtool and we can start your noncandy based freedom today. #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw
I'm not surprised. At least you used an actual reinforced door for me.
Some things are fleeting and all the more valuable for their scarcity.
Are you all normal yet.
(Jack having a saul goodman moment but its being a divorce lawyer for anyone affected by the trickster thing)
fuck marry kill. me, me and me.
I think the funniest thing is the NDA they made people sign. Like Real talk what was that suppose to do in this situation #eridanweek
For anyone that got "married" during the #eridanweek #iwantcandy #iknowwhatyoufreaksdid and are looking to get away from that Im now decided to become a divorce lawyer if you need any help
The lesson we all learned from this is uh NDAs do jackshit and read the fine print????
I'm so glad I have insider knowledge to all of this, thank you so much for the laughs guys. #eridanweek #iwantcandy
I find him best in SLC Punk! Personally.
I do not align myself with the BookTok Girlies who think they are freaks for finding Matthew Lilliard attractive. Although, he is. I prefer my erotica to focus on esoteric principles. Reading a sapphic love letter to a door knob at the moment. Hm, maybe #nsfw.
Despite myself, and my attempts to set reasonable expectations, I'm still disappointed in you all.
Maybe not having any candy supplies, juju or otherwise, is the sound thing to do right now.
Crocker out here making people sign a NDA agreement over the worst kept secret in the entire fucking universes Like I didn't even need to be there and I figured it out #eridanweek #iwantcandy #icanrunhercompanybetterthenshecould
It's so sad that Itchy and Slick are both dead.
i havent been very respecful towards you in a fetishization manner should i stop that or keep going 0n0”
the rankmaid is the only one here i respect.
FUCK YOU ARE RIGHT
It's sad really. The more I think about you are right. All 5 of those may happen.
I am the number 1 hater of #eridanweek I think I am finding out
Anyways, here are my thoughts on whats going to happen at #eridanweek / #iwantcandy orvwhatever we are calling it now 1. Everyone because some dumb fucking trickster 2. Everyone gets mindcontrolled 3. A cult is made 4. A other bomb goes off and since it is bunker everyone dies 5. A Eridan finally loses it and kills everyone
I shall not be taken fishing.
I particularly enjoyed the horror story writing from yesterday for #eridanweek. I will be writing more. You have been warned.
You are so right for that
Ignorance is bliss.
I still feel I should red miles #eridanweek
Actually, no. I won't.
Good for her, I suppose. #dashwatching
i fele like im missin out not goin 2 eridna week but i refuse 2 supprit a guy who doesnt respect wizards. nd also th killignns
I love sitting here with my cup of blueberry anise tea and a honey lemon crumpet, watching the feed scroll by as my 1,028 unanswered emails vibrate intently at me. I will not be reading them.
I'm still #notcoming to #eridanweek.
You're not going to no liquor store. So you are going.
After which he'll return empty-handed.
Where he stops, we all know.
You'd better.
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Homestuck website where there’s people who are not a homestuck character just minding their own business and nobody cares life is beautiful
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
Given the context, I'll just buy you one myself.
You ever put a wig on a body pillow, name it Jennifer and make love to it all night long? That'th how it feelth to drive an F150 #thorrynotthorry
Help help help help help help help Icantmoveimstuck Kyphpnwisogettingobscurwdinthesrickyshit
I AM BEING SHOVED IN THE DARK GREEN ROOM FOR MY PRANKS AND JOKES I'VE PLAYED. IM SORRY ABOUT THE BEAR AND THE BOAR I RELEASED.
Let me know when you get h1m, 1 wanna watch. Maybe 1’ll br1ng someth1ng we can roast on the flames. 𓂃۶ৎ
SAME.
Oh th1s 1s gonna be gooood. Get h1s ass >:) #v1olence 𓂃۶ৎ
I can think of several ahead of him in line for the position.
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, #rankworks, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
are you going to lie there on the floor and swallow the blood in your mouth or are you gonna spit it out and go spill someone elses
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #rankworks, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
Ok, on the peace offerings list is; A pack of slims and a sweet tea for Miss Sn0wman, a blueberry muffin for Clover, Bag of peach rings for Miss Casey, and 8 monsters for Uno. See you in a few minutes.
Aw jeeze ma'am- You're too kind...
Got it
Alright. I think I've had time to cool my proverbial jets. Stopping off at a gas station to top up before I head back to the manor. As a peace offering, any Feltie's want me to pick them up anything? Anything goes, I'm talking sodas or candy or whatever your soft fuzzy heart desires.
Sigh... Here lies Biscuits #874236844126821445632... In the middle of a hallway... I should get this to Stitch... A Sawbucks work is never done!
I could use a distraction at the moment.
It's a good way to honor his memory.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5158bb279a2c.png i look upon this chit fondly. sigh. where it all began. #piss
(("X hated your chit" is the perfect punchline to anything I could post and only I get to enjoy it :3 ))
I have yet to kill anyone of import. So, possibly.
Thank you for posting the Yuri, everyone.
We did it, everyone. We broke Chittr with the power of lesbianism. #yuriday #yurimandate
From what I've seen the humans really like "yuri" especially when he is ice skating. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
t+e ookbeasts paw +as curled
I cannot fault that.
I have missed getting to use the Inches.
Back at it. High Hoe or whatever the humans say.
Yeah, I got a patch dedicated to stuff like this.
1 quad react = 1 broken clock.
お母さ一一一一ん。@BLACKESTQUASAR STOP LIKING AND PITYING MY CHITS. YOU ARE FUCKING UP. MY EVIL KEIKAKU. TO BECOME MOST HATED BITCH. ON THIS WEBSITE. AND ALSO. IN THE UNIVERSE. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN
Whoever left that cinnamon scroll on my table: thanks. It was damn good.
reMinder to be an asshole to everyone who wronGs you
It's a perfect place, isn't it.
bring your wife and trouble it could never trouble you~
Don't you even worry your pretty little heads about what I'm about to do.
It appears that every profile on this website is now suspended. 1) Good. 2) This is now a crime-only website. Illegal posts only.
SHAME DOES NOT WORK ON ME ANYMORE.
They would have been caught doing that.
I think some introductions are a little overdue aren't they? Call me Cabbie, The Felt's all-round chauffeur and general handyman. I air on the side of politeness, but Surreptitious is my name for a reason. Need a getaway? Be there in five. Got a body to dump? Trunk's got space. Need someone to help you carry in the weekly costco run? I do that too! Give me a call, you know where to find me, just hope you don't mind the smell of smoke.
god bless the rankmaid, am i right?
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
You can't spell Piss without SS #pissgate
(( the consequences of his actions https://files.catbox.moe/5v4f58.png @exiledUniverse
I'm with Boss on this one, not my business...
Not gonna fuel this.
Check it out, I'm in the carpet like ash.
Dear Princess Celestia, Somepony just came back to the cave talking about how the shadows on the wall only reflect a superficial reality and then tried to explain to me what the outdoors looks like? Needless to say I stomped them to death with my hooves.
Maybe I'm just being negative for no reason. Nobody meant anything bad. I was quiet anyways. I'm being goob. I need to not be goob.
#teatime man, that was great. i kinda wish there was more actual tea involved but i got to meet a lot of cool people! especially @archive4ddict ! :D
If I get a stiff drink soon enough, I don't have to be scolded sober
wow #teatime
well fuckits less fun if hedoesnt wamnt it back #teatime
I got to play cards and hang out with a cool Alternian, so I'd call that a good showing. #teatime
#teatime Could be worse. Probably will be, but at least I've gotten alcohol out of it.
when she's a huge fucking bitch. <3< #teatime
#VAGUEPOSTING
DID I DO IT RIGHT
w꥟men need t꥟ hurt men m꥟re. be m꥟re d꥟minant, it pains me t꥟ see s꥟ many w꥟men fall int꥟ the submissive pr꥟paganda. #nsfw #evilfemd꥟m
making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.
daily reminder that you should always put your masculine character or oc in a crop top and shorts like theyre a jock from an old horror movie
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
round two! gandalf the gray versus surtinott the stormbringer. please cast your votes below! #wizard #wizardtournament https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcvKJgjWYAInsJw.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/ceddc818a9e5a7103c9b92cc706db95c/094662bc1514d74d-5c/s500x750/b957f7a6991c65db9f594d7c8ed0ab4df3159307.jpg
Booking for the Over/Under Pass continues to inform me of rival gangs trying to schedule competing "My city. My time." moments. Suffice to say they have been dealt with appropriately.
Wordle 1,742 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Today's was a toughie.
Gun. React if you agree.
We need to get the Doc's banned. FrFR.
⚇ because some motherfuckers are asking me share or whatever. ⚇ i got another passage for y'all. ⚇ Hilarities 90:1 ⚇ “Take all you can grasp in your greed and your lust. If something you want comes to your fronds, motherfucker, take it and run like it’s yours.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
#nsfw They had better be thankful for the stub, as well.
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Reasonable, I suppose. I'm fine.
Do you think he's still freaking out.
it would be SO funny.
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
(( I want to personally thank @archiveAddict for doing everyone an invaluable service and delivering us 07DD 🙏
Ha, forgot I could just cultivate my feed by checking my "following". Guess who's not safe no more. Yeah, Slick. You.
this is the best day of my life.
(( Uhhh full version of his pfp bc i literally spent like 2 hours on it https://files.catbox.moe/a7hshb.png
Looking to start a playing-card themed gang. Details to follow. There will be no discrimination on the grounds of age, class, or gender. Applicants will be appraised solely on the basis of intellect, beauty and devotion.
hello evverypony! i hope evveryone's day started off flippin gorgeous. here's howw i wwoke up- wwith my bestest buddy right in my face! don't be jealous of his wwhiskers..... he just #wwokeuplikethis! followw me for more fun lusus updates! #zoology #furryfriends #mornings #sealsneedcoffeetoo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c129f34f9ce6.png
oh for fucks sake. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b2a5e509a255.jpg
We'll see.
Never been so relaxed while having my coffee.
i'm starting to think people are taking my cash just to spite me. i'm down another ten.
Of only we could share.
Thought you could handle things on your own.
I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
Oh no I treat women well and don't yell at them like you do so Miss Snowman's probably gonna be polite to me in turn instead of cruel to me like she is with you I'm so fuckin scared >:P
mmobster goonn curious about their gennder: i ainnt ever beenn abroad before...
((theyre fuckin OUT!))
(( My crowbar and @sevenfoldManager ditching the timeline with @sawBuck because a second Snowman showed up and leaving @numberSeven to deal with the fallout is so funny
At least! On this site who knows there could be more!
AHEM Ma'am...s
X Your style is exclusively made up of peak design choices and I’m jealous ngl x
FOOL. USE A TOY AND MINGLE.