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Normal vandalism isn't enough anymore. I need to bomb a pipeline.
oooo. u fucked up too jus in a weirdass way,,
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
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I like my pizza as a joint front and money laundering operation, for the record.
https://media.tenor.com/DmrOf7Klh5kAAAAM/johnny-bravo-i-wonder-if-i-could-hunt-him-for-sport.gif Me at any eridan
yall making me feel like a prude and I go around on the regular tits out basically some if you need to chill out lmao #nsfw
I really ought to do more violence.
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
Ahem Hi im jack noir Have you or a loved one been affected by the power of a trickster lolipop/have decided that taking one was the only way to have a relationship was taking one? Have you married like 5 people in a state in candy state sex craze and are suddenly like "oh shit i didn't sign up for this". Well don't you worry, here Noir-Harken co, we can help you all of you dump your sorry asses and have a 50, 25, or whatever percent of people you decided to whip your candy sticks or marshmallows out on. Never fear, any marriage can be broken down in seconds. And you maybe saying "I didn't willingly take the lolipop" never fear. If you want to go further and looking to blame even more, we can take this all the way to crockercorp and sue them for everything they got for having this happen to you. Just call 1-800-Janecrockerisafuckingtool and we can start your noncandy based freedom today. #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw
I'm not surprised. At least you used an actual reinforced door for me.
Some things are fleeting and all the more valuable for their scarcity.
Are you all normal yet.
(Jack having a saul goodman moment but its being a divorce lawyer for anyone affected by the trickster thing)
fuck marry kill. me, me and me.
I think the funniest thing is the NDA they made people sign. Like Real talk what was that suppose to do in this situation #eridanweek
For anyone that got "married" during the #eridanweek #iwantcandy #iknowwhatyoufreaksdid and are looking to get away from that Im now decided to become a divorce lawyer if you need any help
The lesson we all learned from this is uh NDAs do jackshit and read the fine print????
I'm so glad I have insider knowledge to all of this, thank you so much for the laughs guys. #eridanweek #iwantcandy
I do not align myself with the BookTok Girlies who think they are freaks for finding Matthew Lilliard attractive. Although, he is. I prefer my erotica to focus on esoteric principles. Reading a sapphic love letter to a door knob at the moment. Hm, maybe #nsfw.
Despite myself, and my attempts to set reasonable expectations, I'm still disappointed in you all.
Maybe not having any candy supplies, juju or otherwise, is the sound thing to do right now.
Crocker out here making people sign a NDA agreement over the worst kept secret in the entire fucking universes Like I didn't even need to be there and I figured it out #eridanweek #iwantcandy #icanrunhercompanybetterthenshecould
It's so sad that Itchy and Slick are both dead.
HEY THERE PRETTY THINGS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0EF8F8C9AFER9FER.WEBP OK_SQUASH_7FER10'S ART! CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG!
i havent been very respecful towards you in a fetishization manner should i stop that or keep going 0n0”
the rankmaid is the only one here i respect.
It's sad really. The more I think about you are right. All 5 of those may happen.
I am the number 1 hater of #eridanweek I think I am finding out
Anyways, here are my thoughts on whats going to happen at #eridanweek / #iwantcandy orvwhatever we are calling it now 1. Everyone because some dumb fucking trickster 2. Everyone gets mindcontrolled 3. A cult is made 4. A other bomb goes off and since it is bunker everyone dies 5. A Eridan finally loses it and kills everyone
I shall not be taken fishing.
I particularly enjoyed the horror story writing from yesterday for #eridanweek. I will be writing more. You have been warned.
You are so right for that
Ignorance is bliss.
I still feel I should red miles #eridanweek
Actually, no. I won't.
Good for her, I suppose. #dashwatching
i fele like im missin out not goin 2 eridna week but i refuse 2 supprit a guy who doesnt respect wizards. nd also th killignns
I love sitting here with my cup of blueberry anise tea and a honey lemon crumpet, watching the feed scroll by as my 1,028 unanswered emails vibrate intently at me. I will not be reading them.
I'm still #notcoming to #eridanweek.
You're not going to no liquor store. So you are going.
After which he'll return empty-handed.
Where he stops, we all know.
You'd better.
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Homestuck website where there’s people who are not a homestuck character just minding their own business and nobody cares life is beautiful
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
PRANK FER YOU FUCKS. I LOVE TIME TRAVEL. I THINK MY KIDNEY JUST FAILED.
MY HATRED FER TRANSPHOBIA KILLED THE SITE. SORRY ABOUT THAT. ANYWAY, HOW YA DOIN BABES.
Given the context, I'll just buy you one myself.
You ever put a wig on a body pillow, name it Jennifer and make love to it all night long? That'th how it feelth to drive an F150 #thorrynotthorry
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Help help help help help help help Icantmoveimstuck Kyphpnwisogettingobscurwdinthesrickyshit
I AM BEING SHOVED IN THE DARK GREEN ROOM FOR MY PRANKS AND JOKES I'VE PLAYED. IM SORRY ABOUT THE BEAR AND THE BOAR I RELEASED.
Let me know when you get h1m, 1 wanna watch. Maybe 1’ll br1ng someth1ng we can roast on the flames. 𓂃۶ৎ
Oh th1s 1s gonna be gooood. Get h1s ass >:) #v1olence 𓂃۶ৎ
I can think of several ahead of him in line for the position.
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
are you going to lie there on the floor and swallow the blood in your mouth or are you gonna spit it out and go spill someone elses
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
IT IS WITH A HEAVY HEART THAT I ANNOUNCE OFFICIALLY THAT FRIEND TO ALL WOMEN, TROLL BRUNO MARS, WAS NOT ON DERSE. IT WAS TROLL WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. THAT GUY FUCKING DIED.
Ok, on the peace offerings list is; A pack of slims and a sweet tea for Miss Sn0wman, a blueberry muffin for Clover, Bag of peach rings for Miss Casey, and 8 monsters for Uno. See you in a few minutes.
Aw jeeze ma'am- You're too kind...
Got it
Alright. I think I've had time to cool my proverbial jets. Stopping off at a gas station to top up before I head back to the manor. As a peace offering, any Feltie's want me to pick them up anything? Anything goes, I'm talking sodas or candy or whatever your soft fuzzy heart desires.
Sigh... Here lies Biscuits #874236844126821445632... In the middle of a hallway... I should get this to Stitch... A Sawbucks work is never done!
I could use a distraction at the moment.
It's a good way to honor his memory.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5158bb279a2c.png i look upon this chit fondly. sigh. where it all began. #piss
(("X hated your chit" is the perfect punchline to anything I could post and only I get to enjoy it :3 ))
I have yet to kill anyone of import. So, possibly.
Thank you for posting the Yuri, everyone.
We did it, everyone. We broke Chittr with the power of lesbianism. #yuriday #yurimandate
From what I've seen the humans really like "yuri" especially when he is ice skating. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
t+e ookbeasts paw +as curled
I cannot fault that.
I have missed getting to use the Inches.
Back at it. High Hoe or whatever the humans say.
Yeah, I got a patch dedicated to stuff like this.
1 quad react = 1 broken clock.
お母さ一一一一ん。@BLACKESTQUASAR STOP LIKING AND PITYING MY CHITS. YOU ARE FUCKING UP. MY EVIL KEIKAKU. TO BECOME MOST HATED BITCH. ON THIS WEBSITE. AND ALSO. IN THE UNIVERSE. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN
Whoever left that cinnamon scroll on my table: thanks. It was damn good.
reMinder to be an asshole to everyone who wronGs you
It's a perfect place, isn't it.
bring your wife and trouble it could never trouble you~
Don't you even worry your pretty little heads about what I'm about to do.
It appears that every profile on this website is now suspended. 1) Good. 2) This is now a crime-only website. Illegal posts only.
SHAME DOES NOT WORK ON ME ANYMORE.
They would have been caught doing that.
I think some introductions are a little overdue aren't they? Call me Cabbie, The Felt's all-round chauffeur and general handyman. I air on the side of politeness, but Surreptitious is my name for a reason. Need a getaway? Be there in five. Got a body to dump? Trunk's got space. Need someone to help you carry in the weekly costco run? I do that too! Give me a call, you know where to find me, just hope you don't mind the smell of smoke.
god bless the rankmaid, am i right?
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
You can't spell Piss without SS #pissgate
(( the consequences of his actions https://files.catbox.moe/5v4f58.png @exiledUniverse
I'm with Boss on this one, not my business...
Not gonna fuel this.
Check it out, I'm in the carpet like ash.
Dear Princess Celestia, Somepony just came back to the cave talking about how the shadows on the wall only reflect a superficial reality and then tried to explain to me what the outdoors looks like? Needless to say I stomped them to death with my hooves.
Maybe I'm just being negative for no reason. Nobody meant anything bad. I was quiet anyways. I'm being goob. I need to not be goob.
#teatime man, that was great. i kinda wish there was more actual tea involved but i got to meet a lot of cool people! especially @archive4ddict ! :D
If I get a stiff drink soon enough, I don't have to be scolded sober
wow #teatime
well fuckits less fun if hedoesnt wamnt it back #teatime
I got to play cards and hang out with a cool Alternian, so I'd call that a good showing. #teatime
#teatime Could be worse. Probably will be, but at least I've gotten alcohol out of it.
when she's a huge fucking bitch. <3< #teatime
#VAGUEPOSTING
DID I DO IT RIGHT
w꥟men need t꥟ hurt men m꥟re. be m꥟re d꥟minant, it pains me t꥟ see s꥟ many w꥟men fall int꥟ the submissive pr꥟paganda. #nsfw #evilfemd꥟m
making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.
daily reminder that you should always put your masculine character or oc in a crop top and shorts like theyre a jock from an old horror movie
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
round two! gandalf the gray versus surtinott the stormbringer. please cast your votes below! #wizard #wizardtournament https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcvKJgjWYAInsJw.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/ceddc818a9e5a7103c9b92cc706db95c/094662bc1514d74d-5c/s500x750/b957f7a6991c65db9f594d7c8ed0ab4df3159307.jpg
i have Ørganized them. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/my-image%203.png
Booking for the Over/Under Pass continues to inform me of rival gangs trying to schedule competing "My city. My time." moments. Suffice to say they have been dealt with appropriately.
Wordle 1,742 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Today's was a toughie.
Gun. React if you agree.
We need to get the Doc's banned. FrFR.
⚇ because some motherfuckers are asking me share or whatever. ⚇ i got another passage for y'all. ⚇ Hilarities 90:1 ⚇ “Take all you can grasp in your greed and your lust. If something you want comes to your fronds, motherfucker, take it and run like it’s yours.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
#nsfw They had better be thankful for the stub, as well.
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Reasonable, I suppose. I'm fine.
Do you think he's still freaking out.
it would be SO funny.
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
(( I want to personally thank @archiveAddict for doing everyone an invaluable service and delivering us 07DD 🙏
Ha, forgot I could just cultivate my feed by checking my "following". Guess who's not safe no more. Yeah, Slick. You.
this is the best day of my life.
(( Uhhh full version of his pfp bc i literally spent like 2 hours on it https://files.catbox.moe/a7hshb.png
Looking to start a playing-card themed gang. Details to follow. There will be no discrimination on the grounds of age, class, or gender. Applicants will be appraised solely on the basis of intellect, beauty and devotion.
hello evverypony! i hope evveryone's day started off flippin gorgeous. here's howw i wwoke up- wwith my bestest buddy right in my face! don't be jealous of his wwhiskers..... he just #wwokeuplikethis! followw me for more fun lusus updates! #zoology #furryfriends #mornings #sealsneedcoffeetoo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c129f34f9ce6.png
oh for fucks sake. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b2a5e509a255.jpg
We'll see.
Never been so relaxed while having my coffee.
i'm starting to think people are taking my cash just to spite me. i'm down another ten.
Of only we could share.
Thought you could handle things on your own.
I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
Oh no I treat women well and don't yell at them like you do so Miss Snowman's probably gonna be polite to me in turn instead of cruel to me like she is with you I'm so fuckin scared >:P
mmobster goonn curious about their gennder: i ainnt ever beenn abroad before...
(( My crowbar and @sevenfoldManager ditching the timeline with @sawBuck because a second Snowman showed up and leaving @numberSeven to deal with the fallout is so funny
At least! On this site who knows there could be more!
X Your style is exclusively made up of peak design choices and I’m jealous ngl x
FOOL. USE A TOY AND MINGLE.