Eggs
@mrBenedict
mr 12 o'clock
tonight Im taking 0.2 bludgeoning damage every minute for the next few hours
and im just saying that if all of your trees are fluffy at the top and really good for making an incredibly useful type of fabric then maybe its just better and more profitable to knock down the trees to get to the fluffy tops like how bad can that really be
check out this amazing new product i just invented call a thneed, you can do anything with it! everybody needs a thneed
I have a guitar I think wil be perfect for you.
:33< oh boy i sure hope it stays relevant and cool and isnt secretly a clawtinary tail about defursitation
Did you actually invent this one or did you swipe it from somebody and travel back in time to say you made it first?
i absolutely totally for sure am the real true inventor of the thneed. i swear it has only been invented once. in fact im so certain its only been invented once that im basically the once guy. im like mr once dude. onceyy... the onceler
thats really up and given paper what do just easier like rust got all job with does
snarp deck do flimbo de narbec #mynonsenseposting
NOT A BISCUIT?
Oh! I have 8een meaning to ask, do leprechauns have currency they use where they are from?
where we CAME from it was boondollars but ever since i came here and got this cooler hat its probably the same stuff trolls used when they were around. if you wanna know more, i heard somewhere that slick made this town so he could probably tell ya
god finally someone who fucking understands me
put frozen strawberries in your lemonade instead of ice its very delicious and then you get strawberries at the end
:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points!!!!
random dog event over hope you all had a puppy good time
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/\ Joke’s on you /\ /\ Still a dog girl /\
my surprise dog attack was highly effective
youre a dog now! thats right! youre dogboy or doggirl or doggy!! congrats youre dog! surprise!
I WILL BE HONEST. not really feelin the "oggy" bit as i ain't ogglin fuckin anything at this time!!!!!!!! WHAT KINDA DOG RE U
EGGS. SWEET SUMMER MR. TWELVE. YOU POSTED THE DOG AURA. YOU ARE IN ITS EPICENTER. YOURE A DOG WITH THA REST OF US.
Okay, what now
Misunderstood, now I have a rat horde
The rats have formed a singularity.
(( btw I'm already trans irl I'm just doing some shit to the egg for fun ))
☆ choose eggs gender ☆ comment with a gender then vote with ◇/♧ and whichever genders have the best ◇/♧ ratios ill consider