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@mrBenedict

mr 12 o'clock

Blood: JadeKult Score: 4324Kull Score: 417070 followers 32 following

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@mrBenedict[MB]

check out this amazing new product i just invented call a thneed, you can do anything with it! everybody needs a thneed

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@diE[DE]

Did you actually invent this one or did you swipe it from somebody and travel back in time to say you made it first?

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@mrBenedict[MB]

i absolutely totally for sure am the real true inventor of the thneed. i swear it has only been invented once. in fact im so certain its only been invented once that im basically the once guy. im like mr once dude. onceyy... the onceler

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@diE[DE]

More like the dunceler. Hee hee.

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@mrBenedict[MB]

hey rude

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@mrBenedict[MB]

cigarette x 2

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@mrBenedict[MB]

cutting edge new technology

@mrBenedict[MB]

cupcake would be nice right now

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@mrBenedict[MB]

cheese cake, even

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@imBiscuits[IB]

NOT A BISCUIT?

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@mrBenedict[MB]

id fuck up some popcorn shrimp too

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@mrBenedict[MB]

youre always nice

@mrBenedict[MB]

econony

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A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

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@araneaSerket[AS]

Oh! I have 8een meaning to ask, do leprechauns have currency they use where they are from?

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@mrBenedict[MB]

where we CAME from it was boondollars but ever since i came here and got this cooler hat its probably the same stuff trolls used when they were around. if you wanna know more, i heard somewhere that slick made this town so he could probably tell ya

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"t-that puppy incident was fun...">>

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@mrBenedict[MB]

you can be dog again if you really want

@mrBenedict[MB]

youre a dog now! thats right! youre dogboy or doggirl or doggy!! congrats youre dog! surprise!

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@confusedDemolitionist[CD]

QUESTION!!!!! what dog do i got in me?! i'unno!

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@mrBenedict[MB]

i didnt know there was more than one kind of dog

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@confusedDemolitionist[CD]

YEAH THERE'S AT LEAST TWO

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@mrBenedict[MB]

have you considered doggydog

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@confusedDemolitionist[CD]

I WILL BE HONEST. not really feelin the "oggy" bit as i ain't ogglin fuckin anything at this time!!!!!!!! WHAT KINDA DOG RE U

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@mrBenedict[MB]

oh im not a dog lol

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@confusedDemolitionist[CD]

EGGS. SWEET SUMMER MR. TWELVE. YOU POSTED THE DOG AURA. YOU ARE IN ITS EPICENTER. YOURE A DOG WITH THA REST OF US.

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@mrBenedict[MB]

https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/doggyproof.png

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@confusedDemolitionist[CD]

I GOT PRONOUN TROUBLES

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@mrBenedict[MB]

dont worry thats very common

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@mrBenedict[MB]

my surprise dog attack was highly effective

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@mrBenedict[MB]

random dog event

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@packageHandler[PH]

why are folks beComin' do6?

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@mrBenedict[MB]

sorry that was me

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