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@aventurineCopycat
(pfp by m-ikeix on tumblr) B33 < caw caw meowtherfuckers B33 < also call me davepeta or deva
B33 < undpurrated sprite feature #87 B33 < i come with fr33 rips of a bunch of the sburb ost i can just run that shit whenefur I want
B:33 < remembpurr your ABCs - always bet on curry
:33< #meow :33< #meowposting2027
:33< scary shit
:33< barkbeasts are scary :((
:33< thats scary
:33< ... sorry
pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
c< yes MaaM! O7 >c
s0mething something sweaty nerds meta reference.
get his ass rankmaid
i wish i could @everyone frankly. rankmaid sweep!
Imagine my smirk.
B33 < i love my friends so much! fuck!!! B33 < making @tentacleTabbycat late breakfast
(( hskfjlsgkd jinx is literally making her breakfast right now. her greed sickens me
B33 < was there a lockpickinglegislacerstor on pawlternia B33 < i f33l like I fell asl33p to his videos once or twice
concept: "we should talk about this" "kiss me" "youre hurting right now we need to talk" "please just kiss me" "that wont make it better you need to let me take care of you right now" "take care of me by touching me" "you dont need that right now" "please fuck me" "okay" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, palecoded, hurt/comfort, unhealthy coping, #nsfw, #rankworks, bad moirailing, no quads mentioned, shooshplapping, fuck it better trope, archive rating: E)
nah bro go ahead and answer the question. DON'T MIND HER THAT'S JUST MY PAYRAM CLOWNPIG BRO. it's all good.
FIRST OF ALL: I KNOW EXACTLY WHO SHE IS AND DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT, YOU IGNORANT DOUCHE. SECOND: FUCK NO! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE KIND OF REPUTATION I'M TRYING TO MAINTAIN ON HERE?! I'VE ALREADY CAUGHT HEAT FOR HAVING THE GALL TO HAVE BURGER OPINIONS, DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND DRAW IRE FROM THE 'RAILS WITH PAILS' DETRACTORS? YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE! MY MOUTH STAYS FIRMLY SHUT!
bro she called herself that. AIN'T MY MOTHER FUCKING WORDS. sister is a freak that's cool. WE CAN LET THAT FREAK FLAG FLY UP IN THE BLOWING WIND LIKE IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOOL FEEDING DORK STUCK UP ON THERE BY THE UNDERWEAR. all like hey someone help me get down i need to get my freak on. MOUTH STAYS SHUT HUH? maybe could have chosen some wicked words better here my brother. STILL THOUGH AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE DIRT ON THE WINDOW SILL WHILE ALL THESE OTHER ONLINE BITCHES PEEKING IN THROUGH THE READ WINDOW. like i already got my mother fucking legs broken what else you want. HONK HONK HONK.
HEY. WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU *THINK* YOU'RE READING INTO THIS? YOU'RE NOT. OKAY? YOU'RE NOT THE SHIT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE, OKAY? NOW IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THIS YOU'LL TAKE IT TO MY DMS AND AWAY FROM SO MANY *PRYING FUCKING EYES.*
no keep talking about it here
get him to keep talking about it here onegai its making me feel funny
B33 < im gonna break into a friends house B33 < dont f33l like sl33ping alone tonight
...man, what i wouldn't 6ive for a snu66lin6 buddy for sleep lately. u︵u
B33 < biting somenyan can be so platonic i purromise B33 < come here
annd despite the circumstannce, i am happy i love you, take care of yourself
you can find joy / even in tough times / ill make more music / you can listen to / without hearing
i lost my music player. whenn i was attacked by a cavelusus a few wipes ago i nneed to finnd a nnew onne
if i could help / i would
ive beenn walkinng. enntirely alonne for about 2 weeks annd ive slept nnonne of those days its beenn rough
do stay safe / if possible
thannk you chixie i have beenn tryinng my best. to be safe
you got this / i believe in you
love you too, 6loomweiss. you are the li6ht shinin6 in darkness. ^◡^
I Am Sorry To See Things Have Been Rough For You, Gloomie. :< things Will Work Out, This Will All Be Worth It In The End, We All Love You.
ill be ok
dOOmed by the narrative Only affects yOu if yOu if yOu fOllOw the narrative
exactly. i left the narrative sweeps ag0 and i've never been less d00med in my life.
B33 < funny time to s33 you hatebot B33 < meows it b33n?
B33 < i have such a bias against showoff narratpurrs B33 < the minute you nyacknowledge that youve got a cawsal influence ofur the story i start biting and/or writing countpurr nyarrative
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ You have such a beautiful mind ╰┈➤ Please elaborate 📝
:33 < made this on a discord call with equius. did i want to embarrass him? a little. :33 [nepeta uploads a video called "sgrub hype edit equius - after dark by mr. kitty." it is a compilation of equius brooding to a dark synth backing. it opens with low-resolution alternia-era photos of equius standing awkwardly around. then. a heavy black-and-white filter. the words: "d---> strength without mercy is tragedy." flash violently onto the scr33n in indigo. then, the beat drops as the song turns into the drift phonk remix. there are dozens of poorly done cuts, rapid desyncs. equius firing arrows, snapping objects accidentally reframed as though it were a d33p cut 'hard' moment. equius's nervous sweating reframed as masculine exhaustion. "he was built wrong for a world too weak!" the footage is equius obliterating tea cups, crying while apologizing to a hoofbeast, sweating in a collared shirt, he is clearly maturing at this point. eventually, the song drops. a slowed clip, the only video evidence nepeta has of equius smiling, is zoomed in. 400%. spark particles. the audio changes in total whiplash to "you'll be in my heart." the word "platonically" flashes on the scr33n. then. "don't get any ideas." the edit goes from overly masculine "grindset to equius's good acts. repairing what he's broken, tavros's legs, him working hard on a project (ignore that it is aradiabot). then, it cuts forward to some of his earth c acts. lifting a human's scuttlebuggy so he can change the tire, gently turning a crystal doorhandle and managing to take care not to explode it.]
:33 < no, you're okay! i just didn't think you'd be on chittr. this is like m33ting a myth!
i HAVE HAD MY DIFFERENCES WITH HIM, bUT i DO UNDERSTAND, wHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM,
this is mother fucking wicked. STRAIGHT FUCKING AMBROSIA OUT THE MOUTH OF A REAL G.
:33 < it sure is. :?? < are you implying that like, the nectar of the gods is sources from my mouth? :pp < thats spit, dude.
my sister i am implying that this shit you cooked up is so fucking good that it's like nectar from the mother fucking gods. ITS YOUR METAPHORICAL MOUTH. all artists be sharing their metaphorical spit. PAN SPIT THAT IS.
D — Thank you. I think. —> D — The Marquise strongly convinced me to create an account. So far I am unconvinced that it will be a mainstay in my life. But I am meeting some. Very interesting people. So far. —>
:33 < oh. well you're always welcome. sounds like you're still on alternia? or...?
Goooood morning Chittr:3 This is a friendly morning reminder to find food, drink, and to take any meds you need! No, coffee is not a meal. #selfcarereminder
B33 < good meowning!
i'll tell tyzias / haha / she hasn't gotten the memo / at least / i think that's what's in her mug / i've never seen what's inside
Haha, it's not if you can believe it. Swore to secrecy about what it actually is though.
maybe / if i secretary for her more / she'll tell me / how have you been? / it's been / a really long time
B33 < i want to live efurry day like that kitty climbing into their heated basket
im pretty sure i can void a deva sized heated basket in2 existence, just gimme an hour or 2 >:)
BX33 < roro dont say shit like this to me youll awaken an ancient and terrible gr33d like the dwarves in the hobbit
lets jus hope the other kingdoms wont covet ur purrecious basket then ;3
yo ive been sitting on metaphorical gold this entire time and bro didnt even tell me check it im living the dream
congrats.
dude thats the most kickass badge on this entire site congrats
B33 < legend status dude
i think i could die right now and probably be the happiest man on the planet or uh wherever the fuck i am right now because holy shit ive gotten too used to not being home
careful digging holes at the beach! a lot of people genuinely get hurt or worse doing it! always have buddies, and always try to fill it back in when you're done. if it collapses around you it can go really really bad!
B33 < god im such a furry
:3c
B33 < im ngl ive already cawmpletely furgotten what i was thinking about when i posted this