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(pfp by m-ikeix on tumblr) Caw caw meowtherfuckers. They/them
B33 < saw someowne elsewhere say they like vaseline in any catpacity B33 < hate that shit furever bad texture bad smell bad efurrything
Now, at the end of Acorn’s lifelong journey, He found himself deep in a silent wood, The slate-grey sky foreboding, dense, and stormy. An evil fucking cat kept scheming brood Upon his back, a burden unremitting. As Acorn cantered on, he understood Their destination would be one befitting An unrepentant sinner such as he. But then that cat of darkness started shitting. And now it seemed that every shrub and tree Was naught but cat shit sown in shitty earth; A shitty island in a shitty sea. The cat shit on, and laughed with gleeful mirth At Acorn’s clear disgust at such a sight. And now, like an inverted fecal birth, They neared the source of this unholy blight – A guano gate, upon which words appeared In script that burnèd red with fiery light: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. “Derivative,” said Acorn, “and cliché.” “I’d say ‘Dantesque,’” the cat replied, “but we’re Not in this place to sightsee.” Acorn neighed, “The suffix ‘–esque’ implies a likeness, not A phrase that’s stolen wholesale – which conveys The writer’s laziness, like they forgot Allusion must be more than blatant theft.” Caught up in meta-referential thoughts, The pony failed to notice they had left The realm of life, and entered that of death. Of light and joy, of love and mirth bereft, This cloudy and adumbral land impressed Upon its visitor an eerie calm, As if some cosmic power held Its breath.
B33 < purresently taking applications fur bedtime cuddle partner B33 < no guarant33 of anyathing except you will get bitten and my t33th are SHARP B33 < you get 3 watpurr breaks a night
B33 < why do i get so bitey when im sl33py B33 < my poor pillows and plushies...
:33< happens to the best of us :33< mewse someone instead! :33< its betpurr fur the purrlushies!
:33< so basically umm :33< im kitty
:33< I KNOW! :33< in fruont of the mayor too! :33< then she totally :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
₍^. .^₎⟆ She cannot be ser!ousSSs!! HonesSstly ! would meow meow meow meow and meow meow her meow~
:33< hey woah tag mewre #violoence! :33< but i agr33 :33< it would be furked up to nyat at least :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
:33< yeah she really is a :33< meow meow meow meow meow :33< and clawnestly i know this is a bit clawntrifursal to say but :33< meow meow meow meow meow :33< #themaoyrhasitclawming
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! wouldn't be surpurr!ssed !f he meow meow meow meow to keep her meow meow meow asss far ass pawsss!ble!! #nssfw # v!olence~
:33< clawnestly deserved :33< and then that guy can :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow :33< #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
:33< lots of peopurr would... :33< decent numpurr of peopurr would pay to be on the receiving end of it if im clawnest with mew
glad im missin out on tonite cause what tha fuck
THANK YOU Tbh im just more laughing about it cause it made me realize something
can i hidE at your placE until it blows ovEr? i cook and clEan. i'm also told i'm a dEcEnt lay, if that's a bEttEr offEr
wutd you realize
my place is my fuckin ship gill boat shore ill swing by an pick yo bass up i need more workers aboard anywaves
swEEt! you know that big dEsErt that usEd to bE a forEst likE, thrEE swEEps ago bEforE you cut off thE watEr supply? i livE on thE EdgE of that, right on thE part that bordErs thE ocEan. you can't miss it!
yeah i remember dat place eelmao im OMW
just bE carEful, i'vE sEEn somE prEtty big aquatic lusii off thE shorE! don't put yoursElf in dangEr for my sakE!
those fuckin fins cant do shit to me do you realize who youre carpin wit rn
gog forbid a girl's worriEd for thE safEty of hEr rEscuEr!
:33< one billion kitty kisses attack!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JOKES ON YOU I GOT COUNTER SPELLS UP THE MUTHAHAFUCKING ASS.
:33< its nyat even my despurration mewve!!! :33< this is just something i open fights with!
one trillion Mew Mew Kissy Cutie kisses counter attack!!! mew~ 💖✨
B33 < yknow people get really up in arms about theoretically milking edible things out of a creature B33 < but im just saying id way rathpurr my chocolate came furom a creature than how they used to make it on old earth
wh h how the FUCK did they make it on old earth????
B33 < there was a lot more slavery than anynyan involved wouldve liked to think appurrently
ok straight up, anytime my dad starts getting nostalgic for old earth i'm mentioning this, because holy fucking shit dude, how do you fuck up CHOCOLATE that bad??? D8
B:(( < when ppl try to handwave "the economy" and like where actual things come from dont listen to them kiddo
[Pawnee] swung back up on [Lil’ Sebastian]. [“But there shall be no Greyhound born between Feltro and Feltro],” she said. [“Only another fucking cat.”] Anna took the lead again. When they reached the three birches, Acorn stopped. [He knew that it was his time to leave. Page 43, he thought to himself. A prime number. Is it fitting or ironic that a life full of multiplicity end with something indivisible?] “[It’s just as the prophesy foretold]!” said Anna excitedly. “[Where the three birches rise, there shall He descend],” said Pam. “You know Acorn [is not long for this world, Anna. We were wrong about the cat. He’s not here for us. He’s still a son of a fuck, but we can’t interfere with this.”] “There could be a clue,” [Pawnee burbled]. “Let’s see what [really happens beyond the veil; on the Other Side of the Other Side.”] Acorn sniffed for another minute, then he raised his head. He turned toward a trail that started behind the three birch trees. [Minos sat in the upper branches of one of the trees, shitting silently and solemnly onto the forest floor below.] “Acorn [needs to leave with his feline psychopomp, Anna. We all knew that his reckoning would come one day,” Pawnee said quietly. “I’m sorry.” Anna nodded sadly. All three girls dismounted in silence. Anna closed her eyes and dropped Acorn’s reins. The cat began to come down from its perch, hopping from branch to branch, leaving a tiny kitty shit on each one. It landed lightly in the snow and began to saunter towards Acorn, but Anna stepped into its path. She knelt and looked the cat right in its god damned eyes. “You are an evil fucking thing,” Anna whispered. “I now understand who you are, and what you must do, but I will never, never forgive you. I warn you: judge fairly, for even the eternal Judge is not free from my judgment. Yes, I too have a secret. There are wheels within wheels in the town of Wiggins, and fires within fires. Now go.” She stood. The cat walked between her legs and jumped onto Acorn’s back.] [Minos] rode Acorn [down the long and winding path into the Unknown.] #DetectivePony
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B33 < best april fools day efur tbh BX33 < squeaking aside
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hello??? you made me watch good batman and nearly dropped a building on me!
:33< oh no mew didnt hear the mews did mew? :33< yeah turns out... :33< #meow
TuRNS OuT WHAT. YOu DIDN’T FINISH. TELL ME. TELL ME. WHAT THE FuCK HAPPENED.
:33< well s33 there was this kitty right??? :33< and it came up to meow and meowed! :33< really sadly :33< i just thought mew should know!
B33 < since appurrently this is the current topic I love fish hate fishing tbh.
Rip spades slick His funeral was held about 2 hours ago may he rest in peace Stay tuned
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Leather ith uthually graded by the texture. Tho a cow with an abundance of water would be 'A' rated While a cow with a lack of water would be 'D' hide rated
~ by that logic, would a drowned cow be 'S' rated? ~ ~ by @artisanalCanard ~
Something more pleasant to discuss: do you have a favorite tea? If so what kind?
I'm usually partial to lemon-ginger-honey.
~i had a great jasmine butterfly pea blend the other day
I love blends with butterfly pea! It’s delightful the way it changes color with a bit of lemon.
My good friend Pickle Inspector is very fond of the gunpowder green too! I tend to take it with honey as the smokiness is a bit too much for me, but some days you just need that flavor.
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