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made a big breakfast today! kinda got enough leftovers i could zap it around if anyone wants some. sausage bacon eggs pancakes hash browns, the works!
eVERYONE NEEDS, tO STOP BEING, sO NICE, TO ME,
:33< meowposting all day efurry day :33< if i efur stopped meowposting i think i would drop dead :((
1 w4s gonn4 4sk wh4t th3 h3ll 1s UP w1th 4ll th3 p33pz on th1s pl4c3 but wh4t 1s 3v3n h4pp3n1ng????
i don't... know how to articulatE thE shEEr confusion in my facE right now but... *how* did that gEt you lEgs???
:33< check it! :33< this ones fur all the girls out there! :33< *the mighty huntress throws a basketball at a hoop and b33fs it badly*
D --> It does bring me a cr001 and sadistic pleasure to see the regret on the faces of nearly everyone who attended #eridanweek 's dreadful "party" last light
FUCK -ERIDANW-E-EK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:33< fine then ill make my own shipping wall! :33< with blackjack! :33< and hookpurrs!!! :33< #nsfw ish
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am so happy today suckin on my ringpop that hal proposed 2 me with
ii feel liike ii need twwo clariify,, wwhen ii hate your po2t2 iit2 COMPLETELY PLATONIIC!!
"you sound paranoid" i sound #normal
B33 < cooking up something special for u guys... stay tuned B;33
3833 < You should have as much fun as possible and strive to have a body that is YOURS! > 3833 < This is the story of how I found out I can plug USB cables into my ghost body... >
B33 < i ended up taking a long nap so, in a sense, i did follow your advice B;33
3833 < Yeah!!! > 3833 < If you're lucky, your Roxy might be able to find your flicker speed and set it to 0? >
3833 < Skirts are nice, but variety is the spice of life! > 3833 < Also, I purrsonally missed shoes... So so so much. >
3833 < I don't know what your coding looks like, but maybe something could be done to change that? > 3833 < Flickering between kernel colors is probably uncomfortable mixed with a hard glow, yeah? >
3833 < I've gotten cosmetic codework done for both of these things! > 3833 < It is a little scary and feels WEIRD, but I think it's worth it for some creature comforts, you know? > 3833 < Like, we're game ghosts!!! Can we not have a LITTLE treat? > 3>8TT
all th3 bitch3s nam3d n3p3ta lo<3 m3 (th3r3's lik3 10 of th3m lmao)
3833 < If you don't mind someone poking around your coding, you CAN get legs! > 3833 < There's also squaring with another sprite, but I think that might not be the BEST options for cosmetics. > 38XX
3833 < Fellow Sprites: What is something that you wish you could change about your condition? > 3833 < Purrsonally, I would like to not be put into a medallion! Do I LOOK like a Pokémon? > 3>8TT 3833 < And for players (or non-sprites): What's something you'd like to know ahout sprites? > 38OO
:33< im out here swimming in pussy... cats :33< one billion kittys!!!
✨ I apologize for not making it to eridanweek this time my little monsters, i did rsvp but i had other matters to attend to. Maybe i can get some candy later~ Also here's a picture in one of my tour outfits <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b724ce54be4c.png #eridanweek #iwantcandy ✨
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
:33< my classic bit where i act like a cat!
:33< im just a kitty :33< i live all alone in a wet carboard box on the side of the road :33< one like equals one can of tuna
:33< thinkin about knotted bulge <3 :33< #nsfw #nsfwe if mewre a normie
:33< sometimes peopurr are girls and thats beautifur
B33 < had too much to drink last light, any tips on how to get ofur the f33ling like shit stage?
B33 < holy shit it really was that bad wasnt it
B33 < man part of me is bummed out i missed out on #eridanw33k B33 < but the other purrt is overjoyed we didnt get to expurrience the horrors
:33< meow! :33< #meowposting2016
(=\>.</=) Should I ask why he was getting a whole w33k to begin with?
(=\>.</=) Lot of purrtential ships on my f33d at the moment. Catch me connecting pictures with red lines like I'm hunting down Pepe Silvia.
(=\>.</=) Nevfurr fear. Your friendly neighborhood Meudirk is here.
3833 < Glad I was too busy to go to #EridanWeek honestly... > 3833 < I don't have a personal hatred of Eridans, I just think that if your event has a drone swarm it might not be for me! > 38XX
3833 < I know... > 3833 < I am. Mourning. > 38'II
... ... ... Good morning.
:33< what mew n33d is a cat :33< f33ling lonely? :33< cat! :33< f33ling bored? :33< cat! :33< in this essay i will...
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3833 < My husband keeps picking the grubs up and moving them around to piss them off. > 3833 < Maybe if they didn't want to be picked up they wouldn't be grabbing sized. > 3>8pp
:33< thinking about girls again :))
:33< s33 what i like about the name nepeta :33< is i can do a double pun there :33< nepetpaw :33< like mewre petting and a paw :33< i can do a simalar thing with sollux :33< pawlix :33< which if mew say out loud sounds like paw licks which is what we do to stay clean!
nothing quite like a silly contraption! they're so fun.
:33< to the tune of my sharona :33< m-m-my nepeta
I think I'm getting way too many joy watching them suffer. #eridanweek
I just realised the song I referenced is sixteen human years old. I cannot 8e seen for how outd8ted my pop references are, I must leave.
:33< #meow :33< #meowposting1984
It’s nearly the end of the day so I think it’s safe to say this day has been relatively peaceful. No pranks, no sudden adventures, no chaos. Beautiful.
:33< hey :33< hey :33< HEY! :33< pet meow :33< pet meow :33< PET MEOW!!!
₍^. .^₎⟆ The body of a hunter!! #nsfw https://f2.toyhou.se/f!le/f2-toyhou-sse/!mages/100280781_elo6pmBOsHeAK!V.png~
Free will is remembering I can take off my arm and just hand it to my sister whenever she asks me for help.
Now, at the end of Acorn’s lifelong journey, He found himself deep in a silent wood, The slate-grey sky foreboding, dense, and stormy. An evil fucking cat kept scheming brood Upon his back, a burden unremitting. As Acorn cantered on, he understood Their destination would be one befitting An unrepentant sinner such as he. But then that cat of darkness started shitting. And now it seemed that every shrub and tree Was naught but cat shit sown in shitty earth; A shitty island in a shitty sea. The cat shit on, and laughed with gleeful mirth At Acorn’s clear disgust at such a sight. And now, like an inverted fecal birth, They neared the source of this unholy blight – A guano gate, upon which words appeared In script that burnèd red with fiery light: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. “Derivative,” said Acorn, “and cliché.” “I’d say ‘Dantesque,’” the cat replied, “but we’re Not in this place to sightsee.” Acorn neighed, “The suffix ‘–esque’ implies a likeness, not A phrase that’s stolen wholesale – which conveys The writer’s laziness, like they forgot Allusion must be more than blatant theft.” Caught up in meta-referential thoughts, The pony failed to notice they had left The realm of life, and entered that of death. Of light and joy, of love and mirth bereft, This cloudy and adumbral land impressed Upon its visitor an eerie calm, As if some cosmic power held Its breath.
:33< happens to the best of us :33< mewse someone instead! :33< its betpurr fur the purrlushies!
>>| need to remind some, that walking forests can be dangerous. .especially through my territory. .i've got bear traps setup. .and .i do cull for my hobby. #violence
// Almost forgot this existed, and Lucier would NEVER post this ever in a million years. Very nsfw picture. #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/57094636159b5742c1af0327824c0200/7f55500aaf4c97a9-77/s1280x1920/45e8be9be5dd35c68df2370a94785ce81c401410.png
what do you mean cant you tell this websites the pinnacle of posting
This shit is so ass.
It's my birthday!! https://file.garden/aYzuJ5cmJXLmx8Ga/birthday%20markl.png
:33< so basically umm :33< im kitty
oh yEah i mEant to do that pokEmon tEam thing EarliEr
:33< hey :33< secret meowsage furom the cat realm :33< meow
Thank you users of chittr I love you. <3
don't know what's got you #girl pawsting all night but I absolutely respect it, keep up the good work soldier mew~ 💖✨
mOO #GIRL
i'm flattErEd, but still mildly concErnEd that pEoplE sEEm to think i'm intErEsting. is thE bar for EntErtainmEnt that low, or am i a bad judgE of my own work?
1t 1s 4 good th1ng 1 m1ss3d wh4t s33ms l1k3 4 sh1t #3r1d4nW33k d4y.
:33< im 4 f33t tall mew can pick meow up and throw meow and ill be like :33< wh33333333333333
iF I HaD A NiCkLe fOr eVeRy tImE I SaNg dAiSy bElL WiTh sOmEoNe tOdAy iD HaVe tWo nIcKlEs! wHiCh iSnT A LoT BuT TiTs wEiRd tHaT It hApPeNeD TwIcE!
shush!!!
it says a lot about society that saying someone is bad or saying someone is good in the right context produces the same result: a flushed face and a lot of stammering. #nsfw
:33< effurryone n33ds to meow! :33< NYOW!!!
I DO NOT ENDORSE ****ANYTHING**** TO DO WITH CROCKERCORP OR ERIDANWEEK.
dOUBLE YURI MARRIED #GIRL
Luckily I doubt you need to worry about that.
I'm feeling quite gener0us t0night! I'll d0 er0tic c0mmissi0ns at a disc0unt ^m^!!!
Jeff the Fucking duh.
✨🍭🕷️ well damn i hope it's a thing or baby im in TROUBLE 🕷️🍭✨
its a dangerous thing being bi and knowing a lot of very nice very hot and very mean people.
glad im missin out on tonite cause what tha fuck
:33< its nyat a spell mew fool its a physical attack!
:33< one billion kitty kisses attack!!!
Erisol has committed the ultimate birdperson crime. Egg smash. One million sweeps in jail.
leg might still hurt to where ive got dirk grabbing shit for me so i dont gotta move. but i got #approval for my art so im actually winning
:33< doing some drawing :)) :33< https://i.imgur.com/BTC35tk.png
:33< ive made my love of #girlbulge :33< furry clear :33< but i purrsent to mew my true love :33< #CATGIRLBULGE!!! :33< #nsfw
:33< *the mighty huntress meowposts fur the billionth time*
FUCK T)(--E )(--EMOCAST--E SYS--EM AND FUCK T)(--E CULLING SYST--EM!!!!!!! 38)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy
a childhood of terror and it turns out smiledog just posts smiling dogs. what a champ.
From what i heard no Roses or Jades went to the #eridanweek / #iwantcandy thing tonight Lets give it up to all the Roses and Jades everyone
:33< *the mighty huntress suplexes mew fur no reason*
(( girls i just wanna stop having a fever is that so much to ask that's the only reason callie is still white and also why i never gave her a white icon bc im too fucked to get to my computer ;-;
⚞₍^ Hฅpe yฅu didn't wait tฅฅ lฅng httpz://f2.tฅyhฅu.ze/file/f2-tฅyhฅu-ze/imagez/117800862_aXzZD5XVT1D3mtR.png ^₎⚟⟆
ok straight up, anytime my dad starts getting nostalgic for old earth i'm mentioning this, because holy fucking shit dude, how do you fuck up CHOCOLATE that bad??? D8
its alright! and thanks im piling on the layers to try and make it better
:33< i showed mew my bulge purrlease respawnd! :33< #nsfw fur the meme though
i feel like ive been mid sneeze for the past day and a half
You probably thought today was a normal Friday or Saturday.
this rap is gonna be evolutionary
LOWBLOODS KISS B--ETTA T)(AN ANYON--E --ELS--E!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy
[Pawnee] swung back up on [Lil’ Sebastian]. [“But there shall be no Greyhound born between Feltro and Feltro],” she said. [“Only another fucking cat.”] Anna took the lead again. When they reached the three birches, Acorn stopped. [He knew that it was his time to leave. Page 43, he thought to himself. A prime number. Is it fitting or ironic that a life full of multiplicity end with something indivisible?] “[It’s just as the prophesy foretold]!” said Anna excitedly. “[Where the three birches rise, there shall He descend],” said Pam. “You know Acorn [is not long for this world, Anna. We were wrong about the cat. He’s not here for us. He’s still a son of a fuck, but we can’t interfere with this.”] “There could be a clue,” [Pawnee burbled]. “Let’s see what [really happens beyond the veil; on the Other Side of the Other Side.”] Acorn sniffed for another minute, then he raised his head. He turned toward a trail that started behind the three birch trees. [Minos sat in the upper branches of one of the trees, shitting silently and solemnly onto the forest floor below.] “Acorn [needs to leave with his feline psychopomp, Anna. We all knew that his reckoning would come one day,” Pawnee said quietly. “I’m sorry.” Anna nodded sadly. All three girls dismounted in silence. Anna closed her eyes and dropped Acorn’s reins. The cat began to come down from its perch, hopping from branch to branch, leaving a tiny kitty shit on each one. It landed lightly in the snow and began to saunter towards Acorn, but Anna stepped into its path. She knelt and looked the cat right in its god damned eyes. “You are an evil fucking thing,” Anna whispered. “I now understand who you are, and what you must do, but I will never, never forgive you. I warn you: judge fairly, for even the eternal Judge is not free from my judgment. Yes, I too have a secret. There are wheels within wheels in the town of Wiggins, and fires within fires. Now go.” She stood. The cat walked between her legs and jumped onto Acorn’s back.] [Minos] rode Acorn [down the long and winding path into the Unknown.] #DetectivePony
anyway now that eridan week is basically over we can skip right into aradia week right
awesome. try to box them in some form or fashion so they don't get literally everywhere in your hive.
GOTT4 H4ND 1T TO C4S3Y SH3'S V3RY GOOD 4T SK3L3TON SUMMON1NG. OUR H1K3 1N TH3 WOODS H4S B3COM3 4 P4R4D3 OF SM4LL LUS11 CORPS3S
well... its that time again! 0u0 #nsfw #titties ((can't find the op of the art)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01b3818962f6.jpg
wasnt gonna drink cause then a lot of people will go to disappointed in me island over it but then i remembered i have free will and actually why do i care so much #substances
oh ♯all ♯yall are ♯cooked
:33< im what mew might call :33< a silly kitty
I pro8a8ly should have 8een tagging my posts regarding the lollipop juju as su8tance a8use. I just 8arely conceive of such an o8ject as an actual drug rather than...I don't know, a cosmic o8ject? Jujus are in that strange territory 8etween actual magic and game logic in some situ8tions, after all. I would more hearken it to a "power up transformation." Your 8oundless potential made manifest in glittery colorful form! It just so happens to also completely o8liter8te your impulse control. So. I guess it is a 8it of a drug. #su8stancea8use
:33 < H33H33H33 HA HA HAS I F33L SO YOUNG!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c1fa26dff96.jpg
Me, Jade and Equius should all laugh at these poor fools
:33< hey check this out :33< *the mighty huntress opens the pawlm of her hand to show mew a tiny box*
:33< im purring at mew!!! :33< guys guys!!! :33< mewre getting purred at!
I won't lie, The forbidden candy does tempt me. I shan't, because I would most certainly be a pain in everyone's ass, But I can imagine what it tastes like and then eat a mounds bar
def gunna be 70day’s affirma7i0n….cx #subs7ance #vi0lence h77ps://cdn.imgches7.c0m/files/4590ccd1ccee.jpeg
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kinda soudns liek smth dave wud say.............. suspcicious
not to play favorites but i do think that dave is just objectively cooler than everyone else. its really no contest.
Chag sameach (I think that's right!) to those who celebrate this holiday I heard about called "Passover." I saw it on my 'timeline' and thought it only right to say something. :D
1 TH1NK TH3 SQU34K1NG H3LP3D. P3RSON4LLY 1 W4S 4 F4N OF TH3 B1G H4MM3R P4RT OF TH3 M4CH1N3
I hope everyone who goes to this #eridanweek even more pain then usual
Out of curiosity, what does "ensuring it can be managed" entail in this context?
Good grief, steer well clear of those su8stances that distort 8ody and mind. They are categorically unsuita8le for consumption 8y any earthly 8eing; such agents are meant solely for celestial entities, such as cheru8s. Ingesting them will provoke severe nausea, compounded 8y a loss of mental clarity. If you thought the chaos of the preceding three nights was overwhelming, imagine that same tumultuous disorder magnified tenfold, now experienced without the capacity for rational thought or self-directed escape. You would 8e utterly at the mercy of a spiraling a8yss. For the sake of moral clarity, I will have to take a sensi8le approach and ensure it can 8e managed. #su8stances #iwantcandy
so, uh, what's the deal with that week thing i keep seeing? eridan? i barely remember anything about that guy.
WH1L3 1 R3M3MB3R, TH3 D3T41LS OF TH3 R3V3NG3 #4PR1LFOOLS BY MYS3LF 4ND @4V3NTUR1N3COPYC4T W1LL R3M41N R3L4T1V3LY V4GU3 BUT KNOW TH3Y 1NCLUD3D: - 4N 3L4BOR4T3 RUB3 GOLDB3RG M4CH1N3 S3T UP 4T MY H1V3 - 4 CL4SS1C H4RL3Y QU1NN COSTUM3 W1TH BUNNY 34RS - 4 V3RY BUSY PR4NKST3R B31NG BOTH T13D UP 4ND TR4PP3D BY SOC14L CONV3NT1ON TO W4TCH CL4SS1C B4TM4N C4RTOONS, SP3C1F1C4LLY TH3 1NTRODUCT1ON OF ON3 H4RL33N QU1NZ3L 4ND 3V3RY 3P1SOD3 SH3 W4S 1N @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844
:33< oh no mew didnt hear the mews did mew? :33< yeah turns out... :33< #meow
petty hateful demeanor?
B33 < just how many seadwellers were in the range of that beauty
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
#fishingfriday to use up the extra #worms ive got as bait
Now that my work day is over, maybe I could go fishing with the boys.
Fishing friday is the 0nly way we can put an end t0 eridan week
[ image.png : Rox is lounging on what looks like a wooden pier. He's reclined back slightly in a black bikini printed with glittery rainbow stars. He has a fishing rod in one hand and a blunt in the other. He's smiling real big at the camera. ] am i doin it rite? #nsfw #suggestive #fishing #substance fuck i forgot this one soryy
It's okay!!! Once I get my charred stuffing replaced and you heal furrrom your burns, we should meet up sometime and snap a pic! mew~ 💖✨
Was scrolling thu my palmhusk and found this pic I took last night at #eridanweek mew~ Managed to snag some VIP seating with the GOATs 👑 @barackObama 🏓 @archiveAddict and 📸 @beforianTimes https://i.imgur.com/ibfX7m1.jpeg #substances #blood mew~ 💖✨
Troll Confucius once said: in order to confuce your enemy, you must first confuce your enemy, then you must first confuce yourself. I have no idea what he meant by that.
Rip spades slick His funeral was held about 2 hours ago may he rest in peace Stay tuned
this nd a xciagfetye #notfixinthtspellinmistake https://as2.ftcdn.net/jpg/01/57/46/33/1000_F_157463382_IqXTEu7eq3CeBmQriWRrV7Y1z65f4pDC.jpg
Jason Voorh33s. Love his movies.
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ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Skaia, derse and prospit was, at one point, all going to be one planet, but we realized this gave players too much access too early on in the session, so we went back to splitting them up. © SBURB 2009
((I might be taking a mental health day idk maybe not we'll see if family dinner makes me feel better, i really just don't know, if you liked my drawing my alt account @cawingScarecrows is hosting art request that I'll get to when i feel better, this is usually where i post my goofy thoughts and shit but i feel just god awful and hopeless and even my dark humour wouldn't be funny rn so I'll annoy or make y'alllaugh tomorrowor whenever I feel better maybe tonight maybe in a few days, shit is just really bad rn and I'msorry for suck a downer ooc post before possibky dissappearing for a bit))
whos da giant cat who makes ALL OF DA RULES
... Thank you.
A #personalpost unrelated to official matters. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/13e808cfa613.png
The real pages we found are the friends we made along the way.
@aventurineCopycat I sharpened my sword per your request. Thank you for the reminder.
Why do apologies make me f33l like I regret them after.
Ahah! I have caught a culprit! https://i.ibb.co/Kc5TGhSH/image-2026-04-03-022510609.png (( #violence #nsfw it is just a gun but be weary ))
Lapsang souchong with a touch of honey does the mind and body good. Especially with shortbread. #teaposting
Leather ith uthually graded by the texture. Tho a cow with an abundance of water would be 'A' rated While a cow with a lack of water would be 'D' hide rated
i think the most important part of my life has always been my friends! :) as much as im a practical thinker and someone who tends to make plans based on the reality in front of me i always act a little silly and head in the clouds because it's relieving to approach the world like my actions dont matter all too much :/ obviously i know my life and what I do is important especially with how powerful i am and i act like it when I need to.... but when i can get away with it i like just being silly and not worrying too much :)
i love my ectosister! shes the best :)
whatever im #normal and #chill about all of that and most importantly im not a #liar
I love blends with butterfly pea! It’s delightful the way it changes color with a bit of lemon.
Something more pleasant to discuss: do you have a favorite tea? If so what kind?
If you're an asshole and you know it clap your hands. #clapclap
((OOC pinned post. This character is part of @detectiveMiller 's universe. She's a secretary (obviously). She's more cynical than anything, knowing how much bad there is in the world. She's a massive flirt, however. She doesn't mean it when she does. She's just having fun. She can almost always be seen with a cigarette and a glass of wine.
im working at it, and im going to assume you picked it up where i did. reading the immortal tatsu.
That works. Let's go with that. It really is an excellent manga.
guh i got a good shower in but that outfit is stained with oil still. i really liked that top!
anyway genuinely insulting when i go "im not dave" and someone goes "youre still dave to me" like ok are you just slow??? im bright fucking orange and bird enough with it that im pretty sure id be taken away by some scientist played by fuckin malcolm mcdowell in any other universe im a strider for sure but cmon
i cant believe i wasnt already following the rankmaid! thats just silly.
Y4WWWNNNNNNN. 4nyon3 w4nt to ch4ll3ng3 m3 1n v1d3o g4m3z??? >8] 1'm f333l1n' comp3t1t1v3 4nd oh 1 br34k world r3cords 3v3ry d4y.
https://c.tenor.com/8AtvqiYPm04AAAAd/tenor.gif
other things the #d in my name could stand for that would be funnier and/or better than whats always assumed: doomed derse DJ database debug dubstep doll dirtbag douche dababy diplura dead dipshit depraved difficult dubious i could go on really
Eridanweek seems... odd... I am still looking into this matter. Do not fear. https://i.ibb.co/ZRLdWpDQ/image-2026-04-03-082958422.png
I'd love to introduce you to a miraculous usable-cup-generating invention known as soap and water.
lot of people are stupid on purpose about my name like "if youre not dave then whats the d stand for" absolutely nothing it doesnt stand for shit its a letter
I ruined a bouncy castle. I would do it again.
Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
)(ttps://i.ibb.co/Tqk3tg30/ezgif-123145a26f3ca833.gif Look at t)(is absolute CUTI--E, everyone!
I have managed to capture another photo of my boss. This will prove he is normal. https://i.ibb.co/Vr2NnXb/image-2026-04-03-100246215.png
I'm up and normal.
#iwantcandy but not that thing im trying to sink my teeth into the most elusive corner i can find at #eridanweek and perform trenchcoat transactions and cup ball games i hide and throw down some sick shade and you find me for the reward of my performance but i guess now that im typing it out im wondering why would i make it a mission to get found by a shit ton of jujud up jackrabbits as if hide and go seek would actually be thrilling w these people… maybe i will maybe i wont regardless i will be rolling in shit to get everyone off my trail #notreally #obviously :/ #smellsgreat
i was already drafting dont worry
:33 < i didn't choose the pimp life. :33 < the pimp life chose me.
@technicolorCataphasia @aventurineCopycat
Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.
im nnormalnnow.
https://i.imgur.com/wId8DZY.jpeg
It sho+uldn't surprise anyo+ne that a spectato+r fight between two+ burly men wo+uld end in relatio+nship drama.
im going to drink some water #importantupdates
Rankmaid Rechitt'd my Horror Story. I can only imagine what her interpretation is.
They say you should always strive to best yourself. You all make that a challenge worth pursuing.
With my latest fiction, I am considering registering #imcoming into the SCP Wiki.
#pissing in the bathroom at #eridanweek and gogdamn is my engine purring loud as FUCK. I'm sweaty and cofurrred in oils of varying smoke points it smells like a fuckin hibachi in here. I really hope nobody noticed my bulge tenting my skirt the whole time, I was right next to rankmaid and the prrresident AND the newscaster if that's obvious in any of the photos they took I'm gonna DI3 #butNotActually #cuzImmaGhostInARobot #😸 #😽 mew~ 💖✨
When you watch something for the 5th time but it’s fire so it doesn’t matter
((I was really, reall happy to learn i wasnt the only cool cat around! Your davepeta is delightful, and I'm having a lot of fun interacting with them <333 Eventually I should draw some art of them hanging out, if that should happen some day!))
ive never done anything wrong once #holy
incubate #brooding #nonsexual
Now, by using exchange of Spirit, my Following become my Followers and Vice Versa. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8572c20d4975.jpg @dynamicFlowfields
:33< one billion catgirl attack! :33< gotta watch out fur that one!
:33< alright im going on a nice long hunt :33< troll becky hold my calls
okay- showed up for that, got oiled on, scampered. gonna shower now i guess! #eridanweek #oil???
At the r8 things have spiraled out of control on a daily 8asis in regards to #EridanWeek, I'm fully anticip8ing the "oil" to actually 8e gasoline.
NOW TH3 PURRR3SID3NT IS USING M3 AS AN (IN)HUMAN SHI3LD TO PROT3CT HIMS3LF I'MMM SO HONOR333DDD mew~ 💖✨
god showering is nice when you feel nasty i am SO clean.
Need some unwinding. No pun intended. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/579e39a8f3873e2f869f19a1768e0ab8ac09207b.png
do you ever just eat canned tuna and then theres just a bone in there?
:33< im gonna meow at mew and mew cant stop it :33< clawmeownt below and ill meow at mew!
HERES TODAYS TIP FROM A DRIP! YOU CAN DRAW WITH MORE THAN JUST CRAYONS! MARKERS PENS PENCILS YOU NAME IT IF YOU CAN WRITE WITH IT YOU CAN DRAW WITH IT! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DIRPTIP THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AND ILL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE!
:33< gr33tings furom the futpurr i clawme with a dire warning! :33< meow! :33< that is all!
B33 < my two halves had to reach a compurromise somehow B33 < and now im playing a rapper bard who can also turn into a cat (grabbed a few druid levels)
B33 < took a nap and now im ready fur d&d night
BB3 < what can i say B;33 < your ass inspired me
B33 < i mean in the end, its all basic math B33 < cute + cute = cute as hell B;33
B;33 < sorry @aventurineCopycat but the fairy wings were on the way of the goods #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57f1ebd9c199.png
:33< *the mighty huntress breaks it again*
roadhog
gguys slow down
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
SBURB, otherwise known as SGRUB 2 in the east, however, is an ARPG Roguelike.
D—> https://cdn.pluralkit.me/images/ua/zgy7sapmyu4wjop2ly5472nm.webp Here’s my pfp! I made it myself!
:33 < new daily haiku fur mew furrisky felines :33 :33 < soft paws stalk the dark :33 < pounce on your heart, meow! :33 < claws sink into love 🐾
I hearby announce that Sgrub is officially a 'Soulslike'. I had to break my quirk for this. This is painful.
:33 < remember: it's always okay to want to be a slutty catgirl :33 < be the purring fuckable catgirl nepawta believes mew can be. #nsfw
fuk da police is suc)( a banger 3B-)
B33 < meowbe i will, my furriend B33 < meowbe i will...
"every1 is horny rn" nawt me im findign neggs on neppets 4 my 500 aishas #mother
B33 < its an infinite multiverse man, there literally are enough ampurras to go around #nsfw
Cats Six, Eight, Ten And Eleven Came Running When I Opened A Tuna Can.
B33 < furgive me but im still thinking about that picture B33 < had no idea i looked so good furom behind...
(( yes this is one of my actual neopets. yes i spent real money yesterday to get this style. dont talk to me /lh
neop et :) https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/gochujjang.png
everyone #horny as hell rn. love to see it
i have never been to a seadweller music festival celebration before or really anything like this ever but there is nothing that would ever keep me from seeing three oiled up men rolling around in a ring together especially if i get a chair to sit and watch nervously clutching my trembling knees while the threesome takes place #imcoming and #imreadytorumble at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, fisting imminent, archive rating: M)
:33< *the mighty huntress purrs loud as furk as she knocks ofur that vase mew like watching it break on the furloor*
And so he spoke, and so he spoke That lord of Castamere But now the rains weep o'er his hall With no one there to hear Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall And not a soul to hear
fuck 1T, wh1l3 w3'r3 4lr34dy h3r3 4nd g3tt1ng M4D fr34ky w1th 1t bcuz WOW you guyz 4r3 not pl4y1ng 4round?? 1f 4nyon3 w4nts to m4k3 out 4nd stuff h1t my dmz. >8;] #nsfw
:33< cats! :33< kitties! :33< meowbeasts! :33< purrbeasts! :33< pussies! :33< kittens! :33< i love CATS!!!
B33 < honestly? i wasnt expawcting this place to be so horny when i furst joined B33 < im not complaining
Like this post and I will ask you a question
:33< hmm lunch time :33< troll becky hold my calls
D—> I keep getting flustered by all the posts… I wasn’t prepared for this!
ch1ttr 1s so w1ld ton1ght. >8]
i dont know when i became gollypilled but it is a good exclamation!
:33< big bulges! :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw
hehehe, now theres a good view!
:33< yes yes yes!!! :33< k33p being horny on main!!! :33< it brings meow powpurr and joy!!! :33< #nsfw
B33 < *tc is starting at the picture but not as respectfully as they could*
The fact Jax is not here yet brings me so much joy and happiness
Homestuck website where there’s people who are not a homestuck character just minding their own business and nobody cares life is beautiful
◥▶◀◤ Do you ever wonder what horses think about? #showerthought
one last bit of showing off to get it out of my system! #nsfw [Another photo, this one taken from behind, a rump centered view, clad in the same bunnygirl as previous, back curved and front low, with knees tucked under. the white bunny tail on the outfit and two blurry ears in the background.]
:33 < gonna go hunting. @ me and i'll reply when i'm back!!! :33
okay yeah i should get off the site for a bit. even that bit of attention was a lot!
If you're a cat and you know it clap your hands. #clap #clap
3833 < I love my big, pink husband and his fluffy tail, but he will roll over on me in our human bed with his warm and it's like. > 3833 < LEMME OUT!!! I GAGA GO!!! > 3>8VV
i will bite you!
To be honest, I was so stunned in the moment that my fight or flight response spammed the flight button frame one.
Come over and we'll watch Grave of the Fireflies.
starting to recognize my weaknesses.
yeesh. god forbid you develop a rapport first before drawing weird comparisons.
Let's see if this one catches while I'm away from my regular shitposting duties: #DatingHorrorStories Typical dating app affair. Messages exchanged, some affinity is found, date is set, hooray. Meet up at a nice French bistro to have a first contact, see how everything feels. First question out of this person's mouth: "Has anyone ever told you you look a lot like [So and so adult film star]?" >Abscond.
bLeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeH! YeAh iLl sTaRt sPaWnInG CaTs nOw :) tHe hUmAnS WiLl lOvE ThE 100 CaTs i sPaWnEd lAbElEd 1-68 AnD ThEn 70-101!
:33< ah yes and to mew i say meow aha! :33< and a meow to mew too good sir right right i do say! :33< oh and we cant furget mew maam meow to mew too! :33< ah yes ind33d a meow to mew! and mew! and mew! :33< agruhuhuhu!
You don't make mistakes, mistakes make you, therefore they're MUST-akes, daleee
Name: Equius Zahhak Gender: Male (FtM) Age: 10 Sweeps Description: A particularly soft hearted Equius who is determined to make new friends on account of his current lack of any but Nepeta, his moirail. (He is precious)
it isnt much but this is probably good enough to post right? just a little more skin than last time :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff350e550722.png (#nsfw art by me!)
Don't worry, he hates everything on everyone, this is like. Normal
Woe, grumbly tummy because you waited too long to get out of bed and eat be upon you
RIGHT? At least kick him in the fuckin head like the football
:33< to denyance the evils of truth and love!
:33< purrpare fur trouble
:33 < and make it double
:33< to purrtect the furld furom devistation
:33 < to mewnite all trolls in our nation
3833 < Hit that squiggy wiggy. > https://media1.tenor.com/m/EFDwfjT2GuQAAAAd/spinning-cat.gif
Just like Ghostface... https://media1.tenor.com/m/SNm9hfy2GVAAAAAd/ghostface-scream.gif
Be wary of message by the way hurrah for message.
*45 Minute Video Essay on Why Patches is into Homestuck Roleplay*
((NEVER DID i fathom i would be rping #nsfw between John Darksouls and Troll Barack Obama via DS1 Player Messages))
https://i.imgur.com/ELLyJn2.jpeg
:33< we love to s33 it k33p it up girl!
:33 < oh man. :33 < thats my fafurrite thing to think about...
:33< sigh... :33< thinking about girl bulge again :)) :33< #nsfw
https://i.imgur.com/oGw9QN0.jpeg
:33 < colors... :33 < squares... https://media.tenor.com/h-5k98y4fhqaaaam/cat-buh.gif
I'd have more if i could take care of em, so i can't blame you
3833 < They make life a little more exciting! > 3833 < You never know who's eating plastic. >
3833 < I felt a bit guilty over having seven cats, but maybe that isn't so bad? >
nest #brooding #nonsexual
why the heck not. #nsfw [pictured: an image of Jinx laying back on her bed, one arm extended to hold the camera, the other near the top of a bunnygirl suit. Her finger is hooked under the tops fabric, bunching it in a tug that leaves her left breast on display. her expression is anxious and flushed, warm hues of pink at her cheeks.]
Ple4se h4ve 4 lovely d4y tod4y, oK4y?
:33 < mew too!!! :33 < i already know today's gonna be a good day :33 < because i'm a fucking cat!!!
I adopted all of the cats at the local shelters. We're getting 33 more cats. I n33d names. Chitter, recommeowndations?
(( I need to be able to like this fifteen times because it made me laugh.
Looking at the Earths33PCA website for another cat.
besides everyone gets days where everything #hurts anyway so fuck it we ball. i got shit to do like always
Good morning chittr. I am going to bed.
g3t n4k3d!!! >8D #nsfw
:33 < Submission furr the ever beautiful @archiveAddict Clawncept: Boys who make fart noises from the sound of their thighs compressing air when they walk, getting the attention of all except one pawticularly jealous boy who happens to be the thick one's love inpurrest! They start out pale as the thick one teaches the flat one to love himself but slowly shifts into darker hues of scarlet as they realize the love they have furr each other, body types non-withstanding.. (tags: Unnamed characters, pale into red, flushfic, palefic, #nsfw, wholesome, archive rating: M)
stumbling out of the dunkin donuts covered in blood but with a blackberry tangerine refresher in hand. #gore
yeah ive got to get sillier. and potentially more naked. #nsfw i guess
3833 < IT'S THUNDER THIGHS THIRSDAY BABES!!! > 3833 < THIS POST IS SPECIFICALLY FOR MY FELLOW FAT GIRLS!!! > 3>8DD #ThunderThighThursday
:33< man nyall fur so horny yestpurrday and i missed it beclawse i was clawmitted to a STUPID BIT! :33< *the mighty huntress kicks a hole in the wall in rage* :33< #nsfw
for our first date stels thought itd be a good idea to take mmmme to a petting zoo just outside outglut 15 mmmminutes in and one of the giant wwwwoolbeasts tried to bite mmmmy head off it sucked i ended up in the mmmmedical block after that but wwwwatching stels wwwwrestle the thing before i passed out mmmmustve been one of the hottest things ive ever experienced
:33< kitty time :33< meow!
You s33, for my specific descendant she has never b33n what society calls normal. In fact, if she efur is again, run. If she's offuring you a chainsaw as a welcome gift, she's being herself.
B33 < i figured the system just had to purge out the bird dna to make room for the fairy wings or whatever B33 < they arent as fucking stupid and inconvenient at least B33 < no offense
gog forbid a girl b3 a littl3 silly onc3 in a whil3
:33< b33n there done that :33< will be there will do that again!
:33 < just woke up, and currently cleaning the destructive aftermath after i went into a dissociative state of violence and arousal last night where i ran around the hive fur half an hour, tore apart a squeak-beast, and humped a pillow fur 3 hours befurr passing out on the floor. #nsfw #justcatthings
Y3st3rn1ght m4d3 m3 r34l1z3 1 w1ll n3v3r jok1ngly st4t3 th4t 1 w1ll 4llow cr1m3 or do murd3r 4g41n. 1 must st4y tru3 to mys3lf. NO murd3r. NO cr1m3. TH1S 1S FOR JUST1C3.
:33 < finally a social mewdia app with no imperial survaillance or censorship ;33 < g33 i missed s33ing spheres on my scr33n #nsfw
i dont think ive ever willingly gotten into a hammock
:33 < why are naps sometimes called a catnap i wonder :33 < it is not like one would say, “hey i am taking a dognap!” :33 < maybe… :33 < its cuz meowbeasts are cooler and they look way more cuter when they purr fast asl33p?? :33 < i think i answered my own question!
slept weird as hell now my wings are #sore
B33 < its about time someone blows the whistle on how soldier purrbeast is vastly superior to warrior cats as a piece of media, and as an individual who expurrienced both growing up, i can attest to that
B;33 < felt cute and all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89124719ae98.png
hookay; tuckered out from pranking. and karmic retribution takes a lot outta a gal and guy.
egg #brooding #nonsexual
tierzoo extinctzoo and pokemon hella good friday night over here
i think the worst part, the WORST part about this, is that my butt got wet because i dropped my soda when trying not to get flattened! jesus christ! i swear to god you two. THAT WAS SO FUN!!! :D:D:D
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Looks like it's time for me to turn in for the night. Looking forward to another productive day tomorrow.
I renounce my Christianity. The bit went as far as it would go, and if I have to type another King James excerpt I am going to break out in hives.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
okay, casey has raised skeletons in the vicinity of #eridanweek. now to reward her assistance in sillymaking by hiding her among the plushies of a friend.
ya know i could have gone for april if i wasnt so attached to a j name.
Where is Jaspers when I could use him the most. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ac/3c/16/ac3c160766d518fb763c5ae8fcacff25.png
ohhh THATS where i hid the silly string trap.
It appears that this website is particularly receptive to my advice. This is ironic, because I was not receptive to my own. A hypocrite, if you will. One day, there will be no terrors left to torment our minds. Until then, we must gradually shrink them, bit, by bit. Through trial, regimen, strategy, and healing. Mend your inner warlock.
https://media.tenor.com/4jwoFFsu5j4AAAAM/bababooey-spooky.gif
i have to spend an entire day oUt like this. i'll take a photo when i'm done. jane crocker, yoU have the gambit. bUt watch yoUr back!!!
Comment on this post and you will get my skate skills for the day YEAH!!
music makes cleaning a lot nicer.
hm. you know what makes a good prank? kidnapping the custodian.
Time for a coffee break! #aprilnormalday
Go+o+d night to+ all. I see it's the day o+f pranks. I wo+n't be believing a single thing anyo+ne says to+ me / in general to+day.
I'll allow myself a little vulnerability right now and declare: Tummy hort.
(( can we pretend i switched to an icon of her but her skin is #ffffff
Ahhh! Another #normal day in paradise. Am I right or am I right? #aprilnormalday
feelin sooo vry T4T rn in the chat 2nite......... swwwoooooon boys r so cute #nsfw
im full of #love and #light but off leash dogs running full speed toward me nearly changed that this morning
▲Thinking about swapping my choker and cuffs from fake grubhorn to metal spikes▼
Lunch break! I got macaroni salad! #aprilnormalday
i wonder if anyone has fallen for the trail of candies leading to a dropping cage trap.
I Am Only Kidding I Already Know What His Wife Thinks
Nearly lunch time! Can't wait for my lunch break! #aprilnormalday
Tarpen Are You Kidding Me Dont Look At Me Like That You Quite Literally Did The Same Thing With Your Son Twelve Perigees Ago On The Last Bring Your Grub To Work Day
The Last Individual Who Used My Label Maker To Affix Their Childs Name To Their Thorax Did Not Put It Back In Its Rightful Place So If You Are Only Arriving To The Caverns Now You Are Going To Just Have To Use A Sharpie Or Something
How On Earth Would Anyone Mistake A Nakodile For A Grub
Okay No If Your Child Is A Human A Consort Or A Carapacian You Obviously Dont Have To Do This
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.
Perhaps it is because of the humorous fate of the eldritch horrors beyond the reaches around us that I have been permitted to return to form. Through social media, no less.
(( my son got his shots done he did so good too. say hello to Zeke he is Very Orange )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db04195b53ad.jpg
Hello Again Everyone I Am Going To Kindly Remind You Once Again That If You Intend To Bring Your Child To Take Your Grub To Work Day Today That You Absolutely Must Label Them
yall are gonna LOVE the april fools day comic im making itll be out later
Happy April, Chittr! Hoping today is filled with good-natured japes and nothing too bananas!
((i already did the fucking quirk wrong bro))
hello @jigSaw, before you is a delicious can of peanut brittle. will you let the urge to have a yummy snack risk a surprise? or, will you give in to doubt and be left wondering forever if the contents truly were a delicious treat?
thinking about pranks.
ROSE LALONDE, PH.D is an UNFORTUNATE EARTHLING caught in the early throes of middle age. Her childhood in UPSTATE NEW YORK was privileged and miserable, and she seized on the chance to escape via HIGHER EDUCATION. After finally achieving a DOCTORATE in CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGY, she promptly burnt out and is now a STRUGGLING AUTHOR working on her first novel. She also has UNSETTLING VISIONS OF ALTERNIAN CONQUEST, which have prompted her to get involved with RADICAL ACTIVISTS and REVOLUTIONARIES, although she keeps this on the DOWN-LOW. --------------------------------------------------------------------- this Rose is somewhere between no-game-canon and Alpha Rose! she is a smarmy shithead who loves to cause problems, but if anything doesn't hit right or upsets you for real, please message and let me know, and she will absolutely lay off.
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep. #cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep #cheep
She k33ps sending me inspurrational quotes. :// #aprilnormalday
My personal 9/11 was when those two towers and the Pentagon were hit.
Greetings, wonderful people whom I delight in the company of. I am happy to announce that the Gam8ligant's have now 8een officially registered as a charita8le organis8tion. Should you have any requests, I would 8e more than overjoyed to fulfil them, simply let me know.
some of them are for a friend!
ssssssssssooooooooommmmmmeeeeeeeeee ooooooonnnnnnneeeeeeee hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeelllllllpppppppppp bbbbbeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrr
:33 < gasp!! arent you clever? :33 < let us get that trending! #trillingfoolsday
:33 < howly shizz, i sure love barkbeasts! :33 < huh? im a kittycat enthusiast? :33 < that cant be true at all! i have never liked a single meowbeast :33 < dont you know barkbeasts are much stronger and loyal than a stupid hissy mewmewbeast?? :33 < plus they are simply more labradorable!
Thank you very much. I enjoy reinforcing my already stellar mood with the accolades of internet strangers!
I have just returned from the physician. Great news! I have been diagnosed with #normal on this hallowed #AprilNormalDay. What luck!
today is the day find your local egbert and say "prank em john" this is the only day its socially acceptable except dont do that to the junes be respectful thanks
Good coffee! Hot coffee! Good hot coffee! YUM! #aprilnormalday
That is very good to hear. I wish you luck in your endeavors.
◥▶◀◤ —> I want to touch the muscles. Desperately.
The post has no interest in pranking you. Neither do I. You do not need to worry about being pranked while looking at my chits.
if all things are according to plan i think we'll find the average vulgarity of a certain someone to plummet around the same time they develop a fascination with waterfowl. autocorrects are fun!
◥▶◀◤ —> You are mistaken. I can see the embed. That is all that matters.
#dapperposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b48f116e2a04.png
now, if you find yourself hesitating to open a door- like some sense of utter dread has taken you? not to worry! just open it. i promise there is not an avalanche of rubber bouncy balls behind it.
Hope you all are having a real #normalone! Haha! #aprilnormalday
MORE WILL BE COVERED IN MY NEXT AND UPCOMING #DRIPTIP! STAY TUNED #DRIPTIPNATION THIS ONES GONNA BE BIG!
yall are so whipped by the government letting @barackObama deny you your right to yaoi and yuri. we gotta fucking set up a mass protest! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ae02b108acb.jpg
≈ Biting and writhing and thrashing and crushing and screeching. ≈
showing. my hole. again. #MyHole #Again https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/31/imagecec53a486a32d29b.png #nsfw
sleepy rant before i go to bed but when people say the r slur it pisses me off im autistic ((Irl too)) and i would never say that shit cause i can guarantee you do not have everything everyone whos been called an r slur does have so why are we even fucking saying it in the first place lets be so fucking for real its shitty and get a life off chittr man #rant
:33< meow meow meow! :33< and then we meow meow meow!
nobody fucking snitch cause its #substances talking but i miss my sister(s) and also my brother(s)
shout out to harley quinn. like, the one from the old cartoons, and the modern one even if her design is less fun when she's not as jestery. incredible character. hammer user!
You know, all things considered, it was quite lucky to have perished only slightly after 8ecoming a proper adult. I cannot imagine having to deal with a perpetuity of experiencing pu8erty.
i have alchemized a lot more things now.
don't want to set too many pranks in one place, but i mean, how many places CAN i set them. and was it wise to alchemize this many of one thing?
TH3 PR4NKST3RS D4Y 1S UPON US 4ND 1 P3RSON4LLY H4T3 TH1S
i think ill share a titty pic tomorrow someone remind me in the morning
[[ Fun fact I am in fact transmasc nonbinary IRL! :) ]]
maybe that nonsense earlier was karma for the wardrobifier pranks. hm.
maybe i can commission somebody for a new icon, actually. something a bit more abstract. hmmm. maybe lean into the trickstery stuff?
really should change my icon, gosh.
hm, okay, maybe trying to swap while out and about is a bit riskier than i considered. REALLY glad i can turn into wind what the hell happened to my shirt. #nsfw
If you were here, I'd never have a fear So go on, live your life But I miss you more than I did yesterday (YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!) https://i.imgur.com/yn5kn6C.png
Would like 2 clarify as da founder of crockercorp dat dis particular version of me )(as no association wit)( #eridanweek n anyfin dat )(appens does not reflect on da values da brand )(eld fore years. It is purely a reflection of da new management, w)(o I respect and is doin a great job, but does not act wit any of my input or intent. W)(ile I support Crockercorp n will )(elp promote events on occasion, I am not affiliated n any buisiness decisions r not mine. xoxo.
choccy is always a good choice! ^u^
fuck it eats spiciest option on the menu with chocy milk cause my spice tollerance is hella great but chocy milk is still nice to have and prolly needed
_@¡II liike to playy gamess and have fun! :]>¡@_
≈ My reign so terrible, that the planet has been left but barren after naught but three days of my rule. #newrecord ≈
3833 < My husband gets squealed at when he does it, we're learning new reactions and they're only a few hours old! >
what do mew mean troll hatsune miku has me blocked what did I do??? and on #tTDOV too this is messed the fuck up, mew~ 💖✨
3833 < Sigh... My grub has become Catholic. > 38[[
This is what human Christians refer to as original sin.
3833 < Nooooo they were JUST hatched!!! > 38((
3833 < Limped my wrist at the tiniest grubby and they arched about it. > 3833 < Why. . . >
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Oh,𝄾 what 𝅗𝅥𝅝 y𝅝u ♪ mean Tr𝅝ll Bruno Mars is still 𓆏 alive?𝆓 𝓂y ♫ sister said ♪ he g𝅝t kulle𝅗𝅥 𝅝n day 𝅝ne,𝄾 n𝅝t sur𝆏rised she ♪ lie𝅗𝅥 ab𝅝ut it to 𝆐ake 𝄱eridanweek sound more impressive than it actually is 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
No, actually, I think I'll pass on this one. Everything I've seen said a8out #EridanWeek either concerns me gr8ly, or makes me feel vastly self-assured in my shut-in ways.
every live update makes me so damn glad im doing everything but attending #eridanweek
man i keep missing out on... a trainwreck i guess? sounds bad!
fur'S long? is it really? BAHAHAHAHA
im just punching up! or i guess sideways? im sure someone has tried to power scale that but its silly to worry over.
im far too powerful and also a cyborg :)
they cant put me in a home because if they do ill get bitey
I wish all Jade Harleys/English a good day Expect Jadeyharls cause she bullied/blackmailed me last night
i keep giving all of my money to charity but im making it faster than i can find reputable charities :/
#calibornenglishisajoblesstoddler
you can't see how pissed off i look in my new profile photo cause of this stupid damn cropping function. you'll all just have to open image manually.
poor taste but at least he isnt locked out of heaven any longer.
i need to hang out with someone. tske my mind off japery
The Rumor Come Out: Does Troll Bruno Mars is Alive? Troll Bruno Mars is alive is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2026, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his alive. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as risen like Human Jesus. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.
ive been called many things in my long life but grandma is my favorite one of them all :)
i corner the market for mad scientist transbian gilfs with mommy issues :)
my tail is also wagging hello :)
PERHAPS I FUCKING SAY WAGGING MY TAIL AND PAWING AT THE SCREEN.
she killed my dog once when I was a child and I never forgave her
when you spend your entire life fighting an extended war against your own stepmom you tend to go a little nuts.... she tries to assassinate me regularly and if im not ready for it ill just die :/
they make fun of you for chasing your own robot bunnies until those same robot bunnies use guerilla tactics
the only warcrimes ive committed was before they were designated as warcrimes :D
#mygrain dying down im a bit more normal now
so many places to go. gotta get paint. is disappearing reappearing ink a real thing?
trough of water over the door is a classic. confetti cannons also a classic. i would do stuff with flour but i don't want to cause a real explosion.
alright now to make getting someone who sees all with a prank just means being retroactive about it.
I WISH YOU LUCK. YOU CAN CALL ON ME IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE.
JUST LEARNED WHAT NONBINARY IS. YOU TOO, GET OVER HERE. INFERM ME OF ANY NEW GENDERS FER ME TO HIT ON.
CUE BALL THOUGHT HE GOT ME. IDIOT. HE GOT MY OTHER ME. I'M STILL GOOD. FUCKING TIME TRAVELING COWARD I BET.
I think all handmaids should be allowed to kill Doc As a treat
if you call me granny warcrimes ill sue you :( my lawyers said to say this im sorry if its rude
tbhhh i shpudlve been born a kittie. i coudl mraow and destroy yarn
YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE ANGRY.
GATHERING ALL THE OTHER HANDMAIDS. ON THIS UGLY WEBSITE. TO KEEP THEM SAFE. INSIDE MY GAPING NOOK. #MYMAIDLINGS #NSFW
You've skipped milfhood and careened straight into the far more prestigious and exclusive category of GILF!!!!
updating our OS so its compatible with more program types :) i might build chittr into our browser :0
[[i just really need to yell about this I HATE DOING FUCKING TAXES SOMETIMES. moreso i hate payroll companies who dont do their shit right one of my partners worked in multiple states, their federal agi does not match the added up amount of all their listed state incomes. it is an almost 17k discrepancy. What The Fuck. what the FUUUUUCK im glad my mom is autistic about tax law and i can call her and ask for advice <3
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collateral for pranks is always a concern. which of course means i gotta work extra hard on making sure its funny for everyone.
No but a chickadee can't do the cool sounds like the starling.
tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow i gotta get ready i gotta set stuff up!
hi dps!!!
:33< mew may know the hit webclawmic i make called "the advenpurrs of lil shitpeta + equihiss" but nefur furget the canceled sequel written by the character lil shitpeta called "the adventpurrs of liler shitpeta + equihiss" and the one written by liler shitpeta called "the adventpurrs of lilest shitpeta + equihiss"
:33< meows so loud i fall ofur on my back
:33< if mew pet meow mew get 33 points
:33< revenge is a dish best purrved with gummy worms!!!
:33< gr33tings! :33< the worst nepawta is here! :33< https://i.imgur.com/7hV99y8.png ((i will fully admit to tracing the chair from the og image because its 7 am and ive been up all night and didnt feel like drawing a chair but that is the ONLY thing i traced! ((referance image is https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lakewood-plaza-turbo/images/6/69/PresentingJoeCuppa363.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20180504062120))
:33< i asked the mcdonalds guys to give meow one large fury :33< BUT THEY JUST GAVE MEOW A HUNDRED LITTLE SHITTY ONES!!!
Nothin beats a European Starling. I could go aawwhooooooo aawhuuuuuuoooo beep beep beep beep huuuoo huuuooo huuooo huuuuohooo all fucking day long.
:33< "ill s33 mew in hell" impurrlies that when mew get there mewre going to look them up
:33< i know i always say this but MEOW!
Witty, snappy caption. #Nsfw (This post is brought to you by the Department of Degeneracy for PEACE) https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3842/9d2c7033e924fcfce9cddc01fc58c39c.jpeg?4349309
:33< thinkin about #girls!
yall ever wake up with just a kickass migraine and the worlds dryest fucking mouth and you just have to fucking live like that for a while until the migraine meds kick in
:33< mew fool mew didnt account fur my spy! :33< *the mighty huntress holds out a palm sized kitten*
:33< going to sl33p its slime time :33< if mew n33d meow dm meow and ill get to mew latpurr :33< troll becky hold my calls
good morning everybody!
sorry ive been so offline :(! eek! gonna wrap this up lol with an answer ! though we can continue another time i just feel bad for being so busy.. :( the other day i cried watching an add for cereal cuz they had a really cute dog begging for the food and they just laughed instead of giving her some !!!!!
sorry ive been offline so long blehh!! busy :( but !! cool!! and yeah i tried a bob once... not for me !!!!!!! think i have to end the question game cuz im all over the place rn lol. but we should pick it back up again soon :D!
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3UGHHH BUT 1T'S SO 4NNOY1NG SOM3T1M3S
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:33< one billion catgirls :33< one billon and one catgirls
Outer gods love giving you little crafts to do.
would you rather have a brosprrrite son or a davepeta daughter #questions #askChittr mew~ 💖✨
No, 1'm not obs3ss3d w1th h3r. Wh4t 4r3 you on 4bout?
alright one more #selfie for the night im hopping to another party https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0169eefa0ea2.png
:33< cat tits :33< awoohoo :33< efurry day im out there suckin :33< cat tits :33< awoohoo! :33< #nsfw ish
No, I have them separately, I just enjoy giving people psychic damage.
I hope this doesn't come off as something of a negative 8ias from me, 8ut I'm honestly not all that surprised that people are getting maimed at this cele8r8ion. Certainly not regretting my decision to not personally appear, though I am, admittedly, curious. Who shot the cele8rity????????
I feel like a Thing is transpiring just out of my purview and I should keep it there.
...That all said, I may adopt the phrase #SerketSecond for whenever I'd like to talk a8out a certain su8ject. It has a nice ring to it.
No offense, 8ut I don't trust those things.
8eing a8le to fly would remove a lot of the thrill of 8ouncing like that, wouldn't it?
...Is the only thing going on there a *trampoline*? Those aren't particularly difficult to come 8y, you know.
#caseyweek begins now. shes gonna do a little jig!
reminder that every villain is lemons!
i refuse to believe yuri is only when they are an established couple.
Well... Hm. I've never 8een horri8ly good at introductions, especially after how things have twisted and turned in recent times, 8ut I guess staying hidden away would 8e much worse than simply giving off a 8ad impression, no? Opinions can always improve, after all! And if someone doesn't have an opinion to form in the first place... Well, I'm getting off track. Hello, everyone. I hope you're having a nice time in whatever intermina8le time you're all respectively inha8iting.
A #SerketSecond happens more often than you might think, and frankly, it's never a pleasant experience. (I'm referring to the amount of times I've had people slap a hand over my face when I'm preparing to exposit on something.) That aside, I do so appreciate the sentiment! I try my 8est at 8eing an engaging source of information, and while I am assured in my a8ility to do the latter, keeping people's attention tends to 8e something I struggle with. So the compliment hits home, truly. ::::)
i was gonna jokingly go "#serketsecond" but like, that's just mean. so anyways you're a really compelling orator, or at least the you's i've met. new plan #sappysecond say nice stuff!
...8ut is it truly going to last a week? That seems a little excessive for any sort of 8ash. Not that I'm some sort of expert on parties, mind.
3-v3-ryon3- n3-3-ds to g3-t b3-tt3-r at posting so I hav3- mor3- shit to r3-chitt
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fuck the corp stick it to em
Milkshake burger.
:33< thinkin about meowing again #meowposting #meow
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up first @nakNak !! i pictured you as one of those long nosed doggies :0 and the fluff in the back is supposed to be like your little spikes!! :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90e4f2ca08c5.png
:33< kitty kitty kitty :33< la la la :33< meow meow meow :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
#cannibalism isn't so bad. one's gotta eat.
if we are good and nice enough do you think something wonderful will happen
thank you dp its got goldfish and minnows and snails and gara (pedicure fish)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/47019878f32c.png @broBot ... So THATS why ive been feeling eyes on the back of my neck all frickin day...
soon i will throw my own party at my crib and you will go to it there is no other option
:33< im thinking about kissin hot peopurr again :33< anyaone care to volunt33r
I think I might stay HOME for the rest of #eridanweek. No SHADE to the organizers, but... SHEESH.
losing in the troll fgc must suck imagine getting absolutely mixed and then hearing someone shout "YOU ARE GOING TO CHITTER!"
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waiter waiter more distortion and soft clipping on the master please
@timaeusTestified fish tank update (hope im pinging the right one, what with all the fuckin splinters) theyre happy https://i.postimg.cc/xjW2BP9j/20260330-202137.jpg
:33< i love to meow loudly :33< what are some things mew love?
i want the thick thighs nOOk sAlAd #nsfw
i am gØing tØ destrØy. his things.
your man is cool and all but do he purr
i DO NOT KNOW WHAT, tHIS IS BUT, oKAY, yOU ARE STILL, mY FRIEND!
♯hexing ♯eridanweek rn
i MEAN, i DO NOT THINK i REALLY NEED, a DISGUISE, dAVEPETA IT WAS JUST, a THOUGHT,,,
woah haha! i don't think anyone signed up specifically to meet me. i am happy to meet anyone any time if they just ask!
:33< there are manya benifits to petting a cat :33< 1. they love it :33< so what are mew waiting fur! :33< pet meow er a cat TODAY!
its time to spin this goddamn wheel and see who gets some swagadocious art nevermind i regret saying swagadocious i cringed the bones out of my flesh ive been hanging around roxy too much this shit needs to stop anyways wheel of fate time good luck everyone
keeping one of the Es standing for estrogen permanently as an effort to follow the #yuriinitiative
its litchery HARDWIRED in2 me i hav 2 follo EVRY ROSIE who folows me....... mommaz <3 s just that big n full off luvz
:33< theres a time to meow and its nyow!
One Might Say That In All Reality I Am Just Like Her
destroyed reduced to grist
I Dont Know Whats Going On Im Holding Grubs
it's a start!
rankmaid have you considered something more solid to eat?
i don't think my friends and i went through all of that just so we could fall into roles. that makes me sad to think about!
You'll have to excuse my a8sence this evening; a svelte, starlight‑clad woman in 8lack is in pursuit, and I am far from foolish enough to 8etray my wherea8outs.
3833 < Cold compress on the underlids of the eyes! > 38VV
I love u chittr keep makin that number higher.
kayyyy K FINE heres my tier list for freddy vs jason super scary smashers: all stars (2034) (4 the sega slider) since every1 was so curious https://i.ibb.co/ywRLMT3/tierlist.png
is something wrong with that dave why is he green
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its all green markiplier this dave crashout that but what about orange markiplier
we should totally celebrate 100+ online users!!!!
Peak 102.
3833 < Looking with BIG eyes... > 3833 < Babby is LOADING. >
3833 < Egg has crack... > 3833 < If stare at egg, surely will hatch faster. >
3833 < She Dunkin on my Donut til—– > 3833 < POAST CANCOLED EGG IS HATCHINK?!?!?!?!?! >
YIPPEEEE https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b62d67394f9.jpg
I am currently in talks with my team over the steps necessary to ensure the creation of more Yuri.
I think today will be a much more low-to-the-ground day, yes.
Your honor, 1 h4v3 no fuck1ng 1d34 why my cl13nt 1s h1tt1ng th3 G4ngn4m Styl3, but you h4v3 to 4dm1t, h3's cook1ng.
(( Hey, I'm curious! How many of you HAVE or HAVE NOT read the intermission / remember the intermission that introduced leprechauns? (( Gimme a pity if you know The Felt or a mediate if you don't
I want a refresher that's 90% sugar so I can crunch crunch crunch crunch cr
Dude I want Dunkin so bad.
rapidfire texting rose to pick me up like im little timmy and found five nights at freddys at the fridge #SCARED https://files.pi.fyi/cdn-cgi/image/quality=70,format=webp/users/cm7fcl8ba0hrqt72rg977femy/images/cke2io0ap8ox7tt19tp48jvb/original.jpg #substances #substance
Slowly starting to feel a bit more like myself. Still not quite there yet. Something is eating at my self-image and I can't extirpate it. #bodyhorror #mentalhealth #cw
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! The Sus fetch modus allows free retrieval of captchalogued items, as long as you can avoid the impostors! Try to remember what colors of items you've stored. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #shrub
(( homestuck is notoriously known for the amount of dead alternates around, this is one of the franchises where it would make sense to have an oversaturation. ))
(( its hard for me to make and stay motivated for ocs so i tend to get attached to canons and try to do unique stuff with them
(( I keep yiffany around as a side character cuz I think its nice to be able to react with familiarity to other characters without having to set things up far ahead of time. Low commitment familiarity is really nice! But most of the time I stick to my OC's, and dip over to here when i see an opportunity, or something interesting pops into my head.
(( i like having prexisting drama and associations with other characters. i also find writing an asshole character is more acceptable than an asshole fancharacter, most times i've made the latter people have assumed ooc i am an asshole as well and do not want to engage ))
(( I really like to have a few established character connections for when reaching out to make new friends seems too exhausting. Of course, I will do that too, and that's the perk of having multiple characters, but again it's nice to feel like I'm already part of an existing group.
despite my dislike for sleeping, i foUnd myself taking a nap today and waking Up rather late...!
Eighty eight people online, my, am I feeling lucky. #vagueposting
RANKING ALTERNATES OF MY DEAD FRIENDS. 1. BIG MITUNA. BIG MITUNA. IS A SOLID PICK. GOOD RANGED DAMAGE. PLUS. HE IS ALWAYS. RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM. 2. BIG KURLOZ. NOT ONLY. IS HE THE LARGEST OPTION. FOR YOUR FANTASY DEAD FRIENDS LEAGUE. BUT HE'S ALSO. GOT JOKES. 3. BIG RUFIOH. IT'S VERY FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. 4. BIG KANKRI. IT'S ALMOST AS FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. BUT IT'S HARD TO GET A GOOD SPOT. BIG CROWD. 5. EVERYONE ELSE.
now theres gonna be a dave that does exactly this i can already sense it
Frightening.
As the great American Woodcock would say: Meep.
see i have several hornyposts i could make but i have to wait until its already trending cause theres no way im starting that bandwagon you feel me #nsfw #hornyposting ig
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! You can install modern classic Unreal Tournament 2004 for free at https://www.oldunreal.com. This doesn't have anything to do with the universe-propagating game but it's still quite fun. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
I believe in the separation of church (fandom) and state (media creators).
how does one earn a badge? is it like the checkmark, where yoU mUst message a mod?
im thinking of blocking every version of people i know until there's only one of each left, really curate my chittr for the best timeline call it reality battle royale ill let the winners know whenever i feel like it
"ii wwiill not add my twwo caegar2.. ii wwiill not add my twwo caegar2.." but ii can"t liie the caegar2 are gettiin 2wweaty iin my hand..
not sure if i can get down with hazelnut creamer but respect nonetheless
I'm getting the #loweffortposting of today out of the way https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1487646661147889754/DYZMKSn.jpg?ex=69cb37eb&is=69c9e66b&hm=d6b6de4da2df1995c35baa166c43b372eeb31a4879678c6ba5f908f92bb27dce&=&format=webp&width=663&height=829 Mildly nsfw? I think? I'm usually of the mind of "when in doubt tag it out" but I really don't know with this one #mummyposting
Found a delightful recipe for earl grey cookies! https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/earl-grey-cookies-recipe
and really, do you actually /need/ diplomas???
Really? Sounds like you want everyone to know all about it.
i dont think i could ever do a sponsored thing on stream not unless i actually liked whatever i was endorsing im a woman of principle
awwake and ready twwo hate..
I FORGOT THERE WAS SMUT IN MY NOTEBOOK.. #NSFW
fuck you. you know i didn't mean it like that.
if i die i die really, really happy. @gallowsCalibrator#1433 [pictured; from the shoulders up, a quickly taken photo of Terezi, her face flushed and expression truly outraged if not completely flustered. they have a blue collar on with a breath symbol visible on it, the only other attire that can be seen in the crop is a pair of matching bunny ears.] #nsfw #suggestive #wardrobifiermalfunction
Size dimensions changed for profile pics. Some of you look silly lol.
Goodnight, chittr.
// seeing an artstyle i recognise on the TL. #vagueposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c89dba98ffef.gif
cloudy as hell today and if it actually rains im so taking my kid on a #wormhunt
yeah, yeah, Y3AH! This is MY body that I dug out of the trash! Finders keepurrrs! mew~ 💖✨
I really don't wanna get more blood on my skirt again, but I'll keep my claws sharp just in case, mew~ 💖✨
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#😽 depending on what you have planned with them you can be extra rough with your bullet patterns and leave them on 1 HP. maybe threaten to knock out that last pathetic hitpoint unless they do exactly as you say, mew~ 💖✨
INCREDIBLE! I LOG OFF FOR JUST A SHORT WHILE AND RETURN TO A GREAT DEAL OF CHANGES THAT SEVERELY IMPROVE MY EXPERIENCE AS A NEWLY SELF-APPOINTED CHITTR CONNOISSEUR! THIS WEBSITE'S STAFF IS JUST SUPERB! SEND POST.
:33< *ac leans against a wall all cool and nonchalant* heyy uh any daves purrhaps wanna go s33 a movie together or something? *her tail twitches nervously*
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see me personally ii AM paiid to siit around and look pretty
dis 1 goes out 2 @archiveAddict 4 all th hard work she does 4 the community <3 imagine this. ur just hangin out in ur human room (cuz ur a human boy) and ur layin cutely on ur tummy in bed lookin at ur human boy laptop and thers another human boy private msging u on chittr n hes tellin u how hes seen all ur posts and he likes ur vibes n u start flirting n then he invites u ovr 2 his place 4 the weekend n he tells u 2 wear ur cutest outfit in his favorite color n then u dnt hear anythin frum him 4 a few days but every day he logs on n likes all the dumb horny shit u been postin on ur chittr feed 2 let u kno that hes watchin u n the sexual tension just keeps building n building on the days leading up 2 ur date n ur super flustered n u rly wwant hsi attention so u sstart vagueposting abt him knowin that he will know exactly wat ur doin #nsfw
im just trying to figure out who killed laura palmer man
wish i could delete this actually
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 𝖋୧L𖥔 ☾ᴗ𖥔୧!་༘ ᰔI୨𑁤𖥔 D୧L୧𖥔୧ LA𖥔୧R #SᴗɞS𖥔AN☾୧S 𑁤𖥔𖥔PS://𝖋IL୧!་༘୨ARD୧N/A☾𖥔𖥔ᰔ୨-L୨D3𝖋𖹭୧4P/ᰔ୧%20⩊𑁤୧N%20Iᰔ%20L𖹭𖹭KIN%20☾ᴗ𖥔୧!་༘PN୨ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
so first, you're gonna wanna find a good gimmick to your bullet patterns, mew~ Then if you blast them hard enough you can deplete their HP and bag them from there. like catching a Trollkémon, mew~ 💖✨
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 ☾𑁤R𖹭NI☾ALLજ #☾𑁤I𖥔𖥔୧RPILL୧D AND #P𖹭S𖥔ᰔA✗✗IN୨ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
youre like the elephants foot the way you just stooped man
oougghhh
you good?
((Image taken seconds before disaster
i think if i was a human boy i would have dark hair kept at my shoulders with piercing eyes but i usually keep them down and avoid people because im very nervous being a transfer student to the college im going to until one day i bump into a large human boy on campus he stops a football from hitting me by catching it hes very sweaty because he was playing and he looks at me and he says “you good?” and i just nod and from there we start growing closer and i start going to his games and he invites me to his dorm and i meet his girlfriend and his other friends and one time he invites me over but theres no one else there so im a bit nervous and he lays in his bed on his palmhusk scrolling with one arm above his head he has a tank top on and i sit awkwardly at the end of the bed silently until he starts showing me unfunny photos but i smile anyways because they seem to make him laugh and thats enough for me and when its time for me to leave he tosses me a hoodie because it got chilly outside so i say “thanks” and start walking going over every second of the hang out in my head and thinking about his girlfriend and then thinking about his smile and i lock myself in my dorm room and pathetically press my face into his hoodie while i take the edge off like a sweaty loser freak before looking down at the mess i made on my hand and letting apathy win instead of crying about it before taking a shower and sitting down in the tub to let the water run over me from above like rain (tags: im not quite sure actually, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Maybe I sho+uld get back into+ fashio+n. My to+es have been expressly un-dipped into+ that field fo+r way to+o+ lo+ng... I co+uld take requests, design an o+utfit o+r two+.
Maybe self love is not so bad.
damn tz looks adorbs in that shit
D --> She pulls it off though
Anyways, sleep attempt number 2, its fucking 2:30am.
its my god given right to dunk
holy shit this was so worth it. [pictured, a slightly blurry, but nontheless legible photo of terezi, clad currently in a yellow rain jacket, big fishing galoshes, short shorts, and a top that reads: MILF (man i love fish). the image is slightly askew] they are going to fucking kill me! #worthit #wardrobifiermalfunction
Don't forget to smile. I mean. Jeff the Kill someone. Fuck. #violence
Can't sleep, check chittr. Notice update immediately. 69 online. Nice.
commemoraTTiing 2eeiing iiTT on my end hTTTTp2://2quiidgeiimage2.23.u2-we2TT-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/29/2creen2hoTT_20260330-012615_WaTTerfox.jpg
i think that number is inflated for clout guys
so yknow how theres google earth, right? do trolls have goregle alternia. food for thought
wak3 up bab3 chittr u23r count ju2t dropp3d
~ 11m g33nd33rtroll coll33ct my pronounsᅠᅠXoXo
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remember when doritos had those late night bags that were like burger or taco flavored that shit was evil
If it's you, any time. #Fujorights
if its #chittrafterdark does that mean i can get a bit crazy for a moment #nsfw
everyday i learn a new internet word. what on earth is yaoi.
I know when it comes to trolls reproductive organs, there's nooks and there's bulges. Can a troll have both? Do trolls have both? Visual learner, by the way. #nsfw
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< ){ hey, hi, um. my hatchmate told me i should hop online and meet some people, since, uh, well, you know how it is!! so, ah, hi? !oxo! }( >
Typing with wet nails, very very dangerous #Iamin #Danger
Trap fact, SBURB was actually a trap (not made by me) made to target the most vulnerable group in society, gamers.
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
He’s a 10 but says “huh” a lot because he can’t hear for shit.
B33 < tomorrow may or may not be the same
B33 < today i am a girl -33-
I'm fucking tired. Goodnight my beautiful mutuals, I am blowing you all kissies. <3
I do not remember this photo. Or circumstance. but I'm looking fly. looks like it was used for my profile. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1aa2270e8e16.PNG
i think that it is very lovely when people post lyrics but i feel like i would need to choose lyrics that really speak to me! 0o0
the wicked pimp of the west approaches your town sheriff what the fuck are you going to do
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
I've taken too many risks lately. So I'm going to take your warning.
relevant to the current discussion #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8157459d35ab.jpeg
hehe its ok! hmm.. i think if it has to be a minor thing.. i wanna eat grapes again without getting sick :(! and chocolate, but i still eat some cuz its not too bad in small amounts. whats your sense of humour? like what jokes are funniest to you?
hehe! i like.. hmm.. i dunno what its called, its like a less rough sandpaper! like a bumpy paper i have i run my fingers over sometimes. its like.. if rain on a surface solidified? bleh i dunno if im explaining it well. i like bumpy textures though! (my favourite smell is also.. my garden! flowering plants, trimmed cuttings.. ) im gonna flip it on its head.. LEAST favourite texture???
rain! this is hard i wanna ask you that now. hm. oh! favorite texture.
@flightyBroad @tentaclesTherapist @tempestousTheophany @tentacleTherapist#7214 <333333 #sisters
hmm... teleporting makes it easier but, there's a really good troll-human food fusion restaurant im curious about trying !! do you have any weird/irrational fears?
:33 < pawre we talking about pailing our pawlternates?? i might.... #nsfw #selfcest
hm. alright! what's your favorite lazy dinner?
i am having sex with every iteration of myself at all times. and im topping #nsfw
https://chittr.ing/profile/transonicVulpes she's real and she's here and i love her. 8,J
actually maybe some sweat involved who knows #nsfw
id makeout with another version of myself no sweat #nsfw #selfcest
i keep trying but it keeps blowing up. the nuance is a little bit harder than i want to admit.
Miss Rankmaid this is possibly the best fic you've posted so far. Imagine me as one of those Russian photos of a cat sitting at a table with a recently-emptied plate. More #selfcest please!
late to the subject considering the live swapping, and i'd already tried it before figuring out the physical end. but skirt swishing is in fact quite the blast.
concept: running your hands over your chest, touching your face as you stare up at yourself nervously the you above dipping a hand between your thighs carefully "is this... okay?" you ask "i... think so" you answer your fingers slide lower and push as you make a small noise, your brows furrowing as you let out a incredulous little laugh "of course you know that spot" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, first time with yourself, quadrantless, archive rating: E)
i mean idk what cons you've been to but i still anticipate it
YALL ARE LIFE SAVERS THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO EDIT A POST !!!!!!!! okay back to your regularly scheduled freakpeta posting (again that is my bad yall)
chittr work please i need to shitpost
Why not? B(
*opens door. You’re hit with a metric ton of rose scented candle smell*
Oh hell yes.
Eheehehehehehe…eeehehehe *slides my talons under your door* let me in...
paws at them!
paints ur talons w cute sparkly nail polish
i tink xefros shuld be mor assertive tbh tbh guy needs 2 show othrs he aint a pushover :/
:33< you find me like this what do mew do? >//ww//< #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f53b779e97c6.jpg
survived hopital. B]
Each passing night I get mo+re and mo+re frustrated with my peers. I kno+w yo+u're capable o+f being smart please actually act like it befo+re I develo+p a migraine.
I'm pleased to+ see the wo+men o+ut there having a go+o+d time o+n here.
i think maybe branding them with your face was a bit silly, but a pair that is less jokey would look really cute!
felt cute, might delete later. #selfiesunday ((art by hamsters38 0n tumblr!)) https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/f5641bdecd4f.png
y0u sh0uld really c0nsider giving me y0ur b0nes i can be trusted with b0nes and teeth and perhaps h0rns
Reminiscing about past experiences has prompt me to advise to not underestimate the smallest of lusus, or you end up like this: https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/EPICFLIP.gif
no little purple blood dont fall into the religion of crockercunten .
this is like the coolest photo i got https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1446998601887649822/1488024375788830912/latest.png?ex=69cb4631&is=69c9f4b1&hm=f3de155488d5a5d0bd3840e642202283f00efb3f859cc1d7488e61b2fe6dc360&
My hips are ALSO hurting. It sucks being such a big titty, big booty having gorgeous woman. #slightnsfw
:33< i f33l like i havent furreak posted enough today.... more to come soon ;33 #nsfw
D --> I do think I am someone people have to get quite used to before they can begin to like D --> I am not immediately charming D --> But I am reso100te in my character
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✦ I love all my cool friends!! #greatposting
Confeshshion 5: "i think we should let all the eridans fight each other and the last one to live gets the chance to be in a quadrant with a lucky lady" Thoughtsh?
>this website contains posts >looks inside >posts (meme)
thiZ webZite containZ poZtZ #vaguepoZting
...What should I call this poor thing. https://i.postimg.cc/155sB5Pb/image.png
Everyone welcome confeshshion number one. "I don't believe in the Twin Messiahs" Thoughtsh?
its gonna explode
saw some kind of feathery creature in my bathroom #vagueposting
pop that bitch in the microwave 2 mins 30 secs
thats a fucking travesty
Final post before bed. The horrorterrors were particularly caring tonight. See you all in the morning. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/5979/sample_65a87a51b1ca56a640411557a178a63e.jpg?6800056 #nsfw
have one or two subluxated ribs better livechit this shit hopital
is there a way to follow someone even harder, or something? like to get a notification when they post something.
don't worry about it!
W1TH TH3 WH4T
really regretting setting you up with the ol fisherman as an option. uhhh, shoot.
NO 1'M 4CTU4LLY M4K1NG 4 B33L1N3 FOR YOUR PL4C3.
ruh roh!!!
((ooc note I had to get her out of my head but my tablet pen is MIA. Mouse only challenge
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i don't like to bandy my narrative sway aboUt very mUch. bUt i will do what i mUst to protect my daUghter. coUnt on that, scratch.
.. ah screw it!
jinx it is! mischief maxxing!!!
ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to sleep 8 consecutive hours. i might eventually!
aw dangit. i missed the felt manor party. i hope they do another soon.
gotta figure out my next big prank! perhaps something involving projectiles...
gotta hm. well, the hair dye shampoo trick is a classic!
nowlistening# Ultra bra - hauki i might not speak the language but this song is so fun. translations seem a bit iffy but "hey this fish is really cool" is such a cute concept for a song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX50iJmuY7g
gosh i'm lucky. i have so many wonderful friends! gotta do something nice for* them. and lay a few pranks maybe! edit: i said to them and that was silly.
ooh. okay! that's 15 silly costumes thrown into a wardrobifier, and that's a nice random button there... hehe, lets see what happens. #prank #gettingsillywithit
you should take a picture! :D
you're daredevil! it's a cool hero!
hehehehe, oh man. i wonder who got the cat onesie?
roll call- who else has had a fun time getting their outfits all wardrobifier swapped? i feel like most of you have kept quiet. #getpranked!
gotta admit the rankmaid might be one of the funniest accounts on this site. glad to have her around!
Went outside earlier. It was clearly insufferable. Ain't no use in burning witches When we die we're twice as vicious Fire burns inside your eyes The powers yours, take back the night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca53ce66ef04.png https://open.spotify.com/track/0DQA0zEYTJ10BBwIWPMEIq?si=353e4300b3cb435c
oh and I guess davepetas too, if mew're cool mew~ 💖✨
gradually making progress on following every roxy and nepeta I meeet on this site #winning mew~ 💖✨
if i timed this right then most of the wardrobifier costume prank victims will find out about it around now. hopefully nobody feels too silly!
We all know what this is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff70325b539b.png #nsfw
huh. long hair's nice... i should work on that!
get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
rabbit trying to avoid paying taxes by hiding his shop: "see? no bunny business!"
that"2 iit,, ii"m turniing your opaciity up 2o you can"t act liike you"re iinvvii2iible..
Sometimes, it just is like that. #yearning https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8729453f0a71.png
Hmmm. I am taking advice on other things to post on days of the week. We already have funny mailbox Friday, does the public have any suggestions?
👁️🗨️ Mel is so excited for Mels party to play Trollgeons & Tragons tonight, Mel has got uh great feeling about tonight! 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 21 32 97 38 05 86
hehehe! how high did it launch you? :D
maybe it is a good thing ive been busy nursing a hangover.
i tried but someone else sat on the airbag chair!
i think we shØuld all explØde dØc scratch. fØr nØ reasØn. in particular.
okay, feeling way better! gonna go for a walk! #parktime #wahooo
Show me pictures of cats. It is a far better topic to converse about.
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
#TheVacillaterrrrs #MeWhenIVacillateHer #HEYOOO
i agree! he is a very gentlemanly puppy and i would treat him with respect (petting!)
Currently thinking about my distain for gift giving. Or rather, the way I seem to view it as a challenge or competition. Dave picked me up some little trinket at the store the other day, a cat charm, and the scorn of it being cutesy and undermining my serious and un-childlike demeanor bothered me to the point I spent the past few days getting him a gift that could be seen as equally if not twice as much scornful as well as more expensive and heartfelt so he knows I put in more effort than him, while still acting like I did not. Imagine my surprise when he seems genuinely happy about it and then hangs it up in his room. At first my mind told me he was attempting to insult me, but I realize there have been no counter attacks yet. I think I need to reevaluate how I view these things.
last update; fantastic fucking movie, 10/10, i will forever trust your movie recs because i enjoyed the absolute hell outta that
// know that about 50% of the posts I make here are made via my shit laptop with a redbull in one hand and a cigarette in the other. lush life ye
My reminder to drink water went down very well earlier, so I've decided to incorporate more reminders into my posts. Drink water. Drink liquids. Absorb them into your cells so you may thrive in this accursed life. #Itstimetodrinkwater
yeah so im bout halfway through and goddamn this is a great ass movie the music is fantastic, shits givin me chills
daily meds reminder yall pop those pills
I am going to #bed. Expect my return in an Indeterminate Period Of Time.
I need to play team fortress 2 or I WILL GET ABSTINENCE YEAH!!
so like what the fuck are santas elves compared to normal elves because normal elves are tall as fuck and kiss trees and id say santas elves are more akin to like dwarves who make shit right so like what the fuck happened do you think a dwarf porked an elf and then santa said keep doing that im buying hundreds
The brick is a bit fruity tasting but I placed it nonetheless.
if you were my robot id treat you as anyone else and not order you to do anything you didnt want to #matrix #ilearnedmylesson
Cat nap achieved.
agreeing to helping sew shit is all fun and games until. ow my hands
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mmmaybe i do! shes fun.
i mean it's one shitty guy amongst an entire species im sure some arent awful!
i still haven't been convinced on anime all that much, but i am kinda fond of the one about an mmo that has a whole species of critical strike themed bunnies!
// here i love yous chittr i haven't had this much fun in a homestuck space in years much love to yous all 🙏
bunnies. send chitt.
You can't prove that I'm thirst following pyropes. No one can! :B
yeah i don't hate that!
maybe it is jinx.
I have⁻ be⁻e⁻n thinking more⁻ about the⁻ photoe⁻le⁻ctric e⁻ffe⁻ct late⁻ly.
im only 20 something but i got vicodin swirling in my veins like im in an old person home #substance
so i just started it and already i am hella into it (i assume it was the one with michael b. jordan that came out last year)
to be honest i dont watch many movies cause i dont have access to most streaming services plus i like video game playthroughs on youtube a good bit more but when i get on a movie kick i am on that shit so i will put that on my list
i am never trusting myself when sleepy hormonal and slightly tipsy again that got a lot more attention than i expected.
strut your stuff funky birdcat show em what for
understandable becoming davepetasprite was what challenged me to not be a bitter hater all the time and to resurface the love in my heart
im the flapping fapper #nsfw
i was born to be a hater
:33 < guys, is it gay to think about men in catgirl attire? beclaws if it is i dont care i like the idea
<-(((Frankly if you lost all of your ceagers to some shit by the name of "Eridan coin" you kind of deserve the financial fallout)))->
N4H JUST 3XPLOD1NG FOR FUN
you dont you just let it happen
concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
big day 4 robot fans (hal postin)
wow. i got an ad for this site, and i'm really confused. why is everyone here insane?? did i walk in on an alien convention or something. am i the jackass without a costume at comic con just taking pictures of everyone else doing funny things, or are all of you just weird.
:33 < whoevfur is hating my tw33ts im assuming mew want some lip or something
took too damn long to get ready but whatever ive got the dress on if anyone wants to be #normal about that
beautiful day btw. butterflies n shit out here
bitches wanna study my migratory patterns
Bitches love me for my bright and colourful wrist band.
The majority of my dreams would have me publically executed à la the French Revolution. #ModestDersite
keep having this dream where im playing elf basketball in their moonlit fortress city and they keep double dribbling on me and i keep saying you cant do that and they keep saying yes we can
i think it might be time to post a thirst trap [VIDEO FAILED TO LOAD] [VIDEO DESCRIPTION: An hour long video of the user, DS, preening his feathers.] #nsfw
PSA to any Diamonds Droog: Spades Slick as given me explicit permission to bite you as hard as I can without any pushback or consideration
Spades Slick takes five minutes to piss. Do with this information what you will.
Could fuck up a rotisserie chicken right now.
hey why would you do that hey dyou wanna run that by me again hey hey whats that mean
I wish I could rechit replies.
You're fighting with sophisticated weaponry against those who haven't evolved beyond using their bare fists and any old rock found lying across the ground.
All this banter and I don't even think I'm in your timeline. Sorry to that Jane, I guess. She ought to have employed more snipers in her home security system.
Oh, we already robbed you. So I personally don't care anymore.
propaganda, the rich always want you to think it's hypervole
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
Someone with musical taste. Fuck yeah.
Ayooo. Got all the speakers rigged without anyone seeing me. Time to ruin lunch. #nowplaying https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hAWRu2FbXQM&si=8uMgmb_May7NN52a At MAX VOLUME.
I died like 15 years ago, my body just kept going. B/
Do it, please do it already.
my sister actually got a sick ass dress for me months ago and idk maybe ill wear it today instead of the usual
@emotionalCorpse I think you're great YEAH!!
fucked up the guy who almost killed me made me lose my sword and killed my brother wants to stab me again what happened to #peaceandlove
Meow.
:33 < Meow.
He showed me his kitties.
sorry to anyone who saw @affectionConsecrated ask for cat pics and who now has to deal with the spam im creating dude i just love my fucking cats
Catnap time.
i should see about getting jade to grow my hair out. or i guess I could do that myself come to think of it. cant be that different from the other stuff i swap.
I can't breathe. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f26f495d5da.PNG
dude felt for fucking real ive got this fuck ass shirt for life it just happens that im tryna put a dress over this shit
no one ever talks about how god damn annoying it is to get dressed with wings #help
ack- hey!!! :///O
it's magic! :D
how
okay- it's pretty late so hopefully not too many people see. #nsfw #magictrick #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://files.catbox.moe/pjlyja.png
huh, that is pretty cute. i'll think about it!
that doesn't dissuade me!
i appreciate the reassuranc, if nothing else.
that one lady who literally has a custom paddle icon next to her name. what the heck does that imply?
most branding doesn't make me worry about being scolded!
it is kinda embarrassing how much seeing a paddle icon makes me hesitate. the power of branding i guess. #nsfw #sorta
i eat enough ritz crackers in a day to justify being thrown into a facility for the intestinally bound
rechitted my friend thats real as fuck
I FEEL LIKE POSTING RELATEABLE POST. STAY TUNED MAYBE
proposed chittr upgrade: score currency exchange for in-site silly stuff
((Anyways committing to the bit, no likes given on this account, only hate >:)
iif ii wwa2 2ent twwo hell ii wwould ju2t leavve..
repo2t iif you diip your 2oul iin evverythiin you touch..
2urprii2ed my kull 2core ii2n"t hiigher.. fiix that..
I'm reading a book on anti gravity and I jutht can't put it down
Why not? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e118347700c0.gif
like... uuuuooghghgh fucking ew what do u mean i cant stop thinking abt sum1 calling me pretty n running their hands thru my hair... i disgust me #nsfw #notrlly #romantic #yearning #gagme
This one I d33m the winner of this meowbeastposting. The awe. The audacity. The authority. This is a cat.
genuinely hope you dont mind the spam. i have many cats
forgive the mess in this one but the cats liked to use this box as a scratching post this one is actually 25% wildcat (fishing cat) and was sitting funny https://i.postimg.cc/8PZTg4J5/image.png
That specimen has a purrfect blep. The form. The grace.
she's a girl, shockingly enough she hit the genetic lottery; tailless, shaped like a fucking bunny rabbit, and an orange female heres another one of my little black kitten https://i.postimg.cc/ncGCjqXQ/image.png
He has such orange meowbeast energy in that face I f33l like I've got the zoomies.
my fuckass little manx https://i.postimg.cc/yYgZDDFT/20260316-223843.jpg
one of my babies on my chest this morning https://i.postimg.cc/VNMgn7n4/image.png
Litter the f33d with more of your meowbeast.
thank you thank you if you want more hmu i have several cats and even more pics of them all
If your dad joke sucks you owe me a Chittr tax. Show me your meowbeasts. .
alright gamers im awake again and my vyvanse is in my system now not that im gonna do anything with that it just means im awake send movie recs (johns dni yallre gonna send bullshit affectionately)
Obligatory #signless mention. Now I don't have to do it for another perig33. https://files.catbox.moe/mjrgms.gif // art by bubbletea on tumblr
Of course not. What would I do after?
rose for as many times as youve made me privy to this fact about you in every slydog way you can manage i have to wonder if youre ever going to give a bro a break
Is saying "I like twats" too on the nose?
i think everyone should get a pass to be a twat once a day on here so i dont feel so down in the dumps when i potentially come off wrong
Th1s 1s 1nt3nt1on4lly v4gu3. But pr3p4r3 yours3lv3s.
silemce wretch.... i nno longer wish 2 b horny.... i wonly wish 2 be happy #nsfw
In a multiverse of meowbeasts, be that one with orange energy.
i'm gonna make myself a fursona what should it be??? i think im a cat or something mysterious
Birdposting. Frogposting. Scratchposting. We've got it all.
#nowplaying Let's Groove - Earth, Wind & Fire https://youtu.be/8D4hcrkI2xU
👁️🗨️ hey would anyone like to peep The Horror with Mel tonight #horror #MelsHorror 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 10 26 01 87 11 22
👁️🗨️ May as well introduce Melself. Mel is Mel, misfortune-telling frog. If you need Mel to read your future, Mel can give you some advice. Don't be sad though if you have bad luck. 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 10 17 43 65 39 02
𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙳𝙸𝙳 𝙰 𝟹𝙳 𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙶 𝙽𝙴𝙾𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙲 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙽 𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙺𝙰𝚉𝙰𝙺𝙷𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴𝙳 '𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝚁𝙴𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙳 𝙸𝙼𝙿' 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝙴𝚇𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙼𝙴
...........Why 1s 3v3ryon3 o1l1ng up?
its probably so fucking blissful to be an autistic father of 4 with a difficult marriage and your solace is your model train set that you have a whole room dedicated to sculpting the landscape with realistic terrain and tunnels
❥ aren't you so pent up? you've been scrolling for so long, perhaps it's time for a break* set your palmhusk down* find pleasure in yourself* map every part of your body and worship yourself the way you deserve* squeeze your bulge in ways nobody else can* do it for me* #nsfw
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somebody get t+is bitc+ off me ♠️ +ttps://i.imgur.com/tRM37Mg.png
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰er #012 #oilingup. h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/012.png
My dms are always open but I'll be really mean about it. So it has a closed energy.
lets not go crazy!
what's this i hear about a #specialboy badge??? i'm a special boy!!
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
okay maybe i do go with jinx? maybe? getting some support. aaagh.
I t)(ink I'm ready. #sot)(atst)(at #ivegotsomepackingtodo
if i was edgy, and the game league of legends didn't exist, i might be able to get away with jinx. it's all mischievous too! maybe jess?
spent multiple hours wrist deep in gravel for my fish. truly a labor of love keeping aquatic creatures
I am not a man If you read, you w001d know this
D --> My pony Pi%ie is very cute and I want to make sure you all understand this
maybe its time to get a little more morally convicted
G°o.o°d j.o°b taking advantage .o°f a spike in demand I think is what this is saying
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Counter calling out @coralConviviality for being the biggest girls girl- or shall I say gills gill, I have ever seen. Wonderful night.
Gills )(ave to support gills in days like t)(ese.
URRGHHHHHGGGHHHB RRRGHGGHH CLUTCHES MY HEAD WHY'S HE SO NICE AND CHILL LIKE THAT GRRR RRRRR URRGHHHH PUNCHES A HOLE IN THE DRY WALL AND THEN PATCHES IT UP BECAUSE I'M RENTING AND IT'S NOT MY HOUSE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
i kinda, figured out how to swap genders on the fly. which is getting to be very entertaining!
#oilingups far less appealing cousin #greasingup and his feeble little brother #sloppingup went to market for the title of best hashtag and clearly only one of those little piggies made it home #donotask
C.o°nsider if instead .o°f wanting t.o° be slippery y.o°u want actually n.o° I can't d.o° this in g.o°o.d c.o°nscience stick t.o° the .o°il y.o°u freaks d.o° n.o°t desecrate s.o°da like this
hehloo i think something wrong hello i cant see the image can anyone else see the iamge is it on my end ive unplugged everything and plugged everything back in twice im still refreshing but its not changing so i dont think its on my end could you check if its on your end that somethings wrong because i cant see the image hello please reply
Tonight's rumble in da patch is gonna remind y'all what yaoi really is. #OiledUp
you know all this posting is tempting me to get out my fucking preening oil and maintain my wings
I think maybe you ought to prune these sort of thoughts before you post them because i can see them thank you.
being cruel did make me feel better no one ever considers what a bird needs is to be mean in order to forget about molting
darrkness will pourr forrth frrom my rrotten hearrt, #goals,
Good Light To Everyone Except For The One Who Hated My Last Chitt In That Case Count Your Days Heart Emoji
Chittr do you like maids
i guess you could say... vampires will never hurt you
concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
sweet cock and hella balls #nsfw
unfortunately one soul has finally been blocked #donttalktome #boring
terezi pyrope you would have loved flight rising dot com
T)(ey ask me, 'princess, w)(at do you do wit)( all your free time?' Offer my skills as t)(e local Witc)( of Life. --Encourage my people to keep t)(eir )(eads above water. Get beac)(es )(ook, line, and sinker. 3B) JUST KIDDING! #oarami?
There Was Quite A Bit Of Attention To My Accidental Post About The Rainbow Drinker... Should I Be Concerned For You All?
how many of us are milk drinkers i be drinking a cup whenever i want
nanna please do not make me answer this question.
i bet i could do a really funny burlesque kinda magician routine with the swapping. #nsfw #kinda
)(--ELLO to all of my followers. Just keep swimming! And PL--EAS--E pick up your litter on t)(e beac)(es. T)(e ecosystem will t)(ank you. #seariouslyt)(etras)(problemisfuckingunreal
my deepest sympathies.
SOM3T1M3S 1TS GR34T H4V1NG 4M4Z1NG T1TS BUT OTH3R D4YS 1 W4NT TO CUT TH3M OFF FOR B31NG TH3 S3COND4RY S3X CH4R4CT3R1ST1CS TH3Y 4R3 4ND PR3V3NT1NG M3 FROM B31NG 4NDROGYNOUS. #NSFW #K1ND4 #G3ND3R #DYSPHOR14
dave took this lovely photo of himself wearing his new godhood!! he felt the old one seemed a bit childish on a middle aged father, and i agreed. i think i strUck a good balance between modern/casUal and regal/fancy with my redesign. thoUghts? criticisms? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/661d7117e895.png ((Made with Hero Forge))
KARKALICIOUS DEFINITION MAKES TEREZI LOKO YEAH!!
Rainbow Drinker X Civilian Fanfiction
MOOD HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/D1CB58D1387D.PNG
R1GHT 1 W1SH 3V3RYON3 COULD DO TH1S
i can try!
it happens! i appreciate you trying to help. kinda funny seeing it from the outside. usually im the one doing that.
H3LL Y34H G3ND3R FLU1D T1M3. JO1N M3
JOHN 1'V3 N3V3R B33N SO 3NV1OUS. C4N YOU M4K3 M1N3 GO 4W4Y FOR 4 B1T
apology accepted. not to be mean back but it's kinda what i expected when this conversation started.
i mean i know a lot of trans women! so it's pretty easy to pick things up.
hUH, nEAT! iT WOULD BE COOL TO, tRY BEING A GIRL, fOR A NIGHT, i BET, i WONDER IF THAT IS, a bREATH POWER, tHING?
i don't think i'm growing them? its sorta just like. felt like i should have them. so i did! which. is weird. uh, not the me having boobs part. felt right at the time!
well that was a productive couple of hours. took a nap, woke up with boobs. and then figured out how to put them back. and bring them back. didn't realize this stuff was so malleable for me. maybe its kinda like the reality hop???
((I mean genderfluidity for my john is inherently transfeminine in nature, but power to the transmasc johns too!
the world shud rly hav more werewolf content just like in genernal #nsfw #nsfwe #monsters #swoon
could go for dried piece of corn and seeds right now
Points at all Jade Harleys/english here Ha furry
I hope #EridanCoin tanks. #Comeuppance #JustDesserts #Cringe - MC Oleana
((Throwing out an ooc here just for my own comfort as someone who is a girl sometimes and a guy sometimes i am not doing a trans girl john egg situation here i am doing a genderfluid here. i don't think i need to specify my own nature to explain that but i don't want to come off as someone who is dismissive of the trans woman egbert arc or of june as a concept because she's great. just doing my own thing.))
i decided on a whim to make cat girls real the result is that i have dog ears and a dog tail now this is genuinely awesome :)
making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.
:33< *the mighty huntress meows loud as furk until mew let her outside* :33< *the mighty huntress meows loud as furk until mew let her inside* :33< *the mighty huntress-
:33< would mew efur meow fur fun? :33 fur fur33? :33< just the unbridled joy of a meow or two?
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/t4GYqq2Y/IMG-5926.jpg
can ii help you?? hTTTTp2://2quiidgeiimage2.23.u2-we2TT-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/UnTTiiTTled438_20260327154918.png
#whoswithme
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin
* yeah. wasn't that what we were talkin about? * at least, i'm pretty positive that he does tas surgeries * (transgender affirming speedrun)
but the crunch paired with the texture of the smooth jam and white bread is so stupendous with that earthy blend of real whole slivers and chunks of peanuts and it has protein in it which i need to get big and #strong
:33< butts :33< ;33c :33< #nsfw #ish
:33< *the mighty huntress isholding an award with big tears in her eyes* :33< mew tolpurrate meow :33< meow really really tolpurrate meow!
HERES A TIP FROM A DRIP DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN USE YOUR HANDS FOR MORE THAN JUST BEATING PEOPLE UP? YOU CAN USE THEM TO DRAW PICTURES TOO! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM A DRIP #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION DRIP TIP IS COPYWRITTEN BY BISCUITS SO DONT STEAL IT OR ILL SUE! 86534-00
every day this website gets a little more surreal
With #EvilSurgery anything is possible.
Whatever Evil Surgery I set my heart upon, obviously. #EvilSurgery #ColdGurney
Meemaw, we will prescribe you the illest most lethal dose of Morphine available. #EvilSurgery #OnMeemaw
We will take care pf this Meemaw. Take my gloved hand. #Sanitized #KneeSurgery
frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
Just so you know, this guy's gonna be like impossible to find unless you know where mew're looking, but his results are soul-shattering! In like the good way, mew~ Anyway mew're gonna wanna go to the hospital in town and just keep wandering around back and forth til mew find his room, it's the one with the framed painting of a tree. You'll know it when mew see it mew~ 💖✨
I can recommend you the guy who did mine but you're gonna have to trust me on this, he's a little... not all there. mew~ 💖✨
3833 < Being 4'4" has its perks! > 3833 < I find coins and trinkets so much faster than my gargantuan compatriots. > 38pp
casey's taking a midday nap and i think she's got the right idea! see you all later!
let's see! "jklghjl;hdskhjldsfkjsdfsdfoudasfkjbsdgfakjdsfsfd"
important update from casey: "uhoirrrgvrkir"
* now you're speakin my language, i could always go for a nap. * it's hard work stayin awake all day.
jake in two weeks https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b83ee29eac95.jpeg
Jokes on you people, I'm only here to make sure EE doesn't do anything stupid I'm her dad according to her
May8e discover them less swiftly?
There are simply places a grown man and his tuchus cant fit and i am swiftly discovering them.
GUYS POSTING YOUR CONFESSIONS • DOES NOT EQUAL ENDORSEMENT • I DON’T DIP • GRUBS IN TAR
i feel like @aventurineCopycat would know more than i do about this!
when i talk about getting sillier im talking about that bugs bunny old cartoon stuff. i dream of the day i can throw something in a fight, outrun it, and then swing at it with my hammer baseball bat style.
D --> The danmaku is thick and dense this time of sweep I am well aware
You’re gonna want to go to the main menu and swap your bullet style to C. (This post is about Touhou Project.)
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Sign 𝓂e u𝒫 an𝅗𝅥 𓆏 𝆏ut 𝆐e un𝅗𝅥er 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
no but first 8 doctor has to like cut you open and dig around in your guts first #gore
gonna invent 8 new type of surgery called kind surgery and i dunno what it ent8ils yet because i don't know how to surgery but part of the recovery process is kissing the hoMies goodnight and also eating lots of junk food and M8ybe 8 c8ke all by yourself
HENCE THE ROMANTIC CLARIFICATION, YOU CAN ALSO REMOVE THE SEXUAL PART ALL TOGETHER!!. SOMETIMES I WANT TO BE ROMANTICALLY CONSUMED. YOU'RE HEART IS SO FULL OF DESIRE AND LOVE THAT YOU WANT A PART OF ME WITH YOU AND TO HAVE THAT PART YOU EAT ME? OR FLIP IT TO SEXUAL, YOURE SO FILLED WITH SICKING DESIRE YOU NEED TO SINK YOUR TEETH INTO ME AND RIP ME APART WHILE IM A SQUIRMING SOBBING MESS CLAWING AT YOU BEGGING FOR MORE #NSFWE #GORE #CANNIBALISM
i need to get sillier. everyone does!
I believe it's time for me to take a break and reflect upon what I've done. Adieu, Chittr.
“whats going to happen if i find your pages” “what do i do when i find your pages” “do i get a reward for finding your pages” #idk find my pages and find out
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And being fuckable of course. :3
Whispers in McDonald's. Talks in the language of burgers.
i hope they hit the griddy over your grave.
"He taught that division is often taught first, because division is cheaper than chains and often times stronger." #WordsoftheSignless
mods this guy is doing cull threats, get his gills
BLAME THE PATRIARCHY.
Why is 90% of porn someone getting fucked instead of two people having sex #nsfw #realquestions
"if you find yourself surrounded on all sides, don't fuckin do that. wwhat are you stupid" - troll sun tzu
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 I ♫ SPENT ♫ TOO LONG VAGUEPOSTING ♫ ON CHITTR AND NOW MY ♫ SCRAMBLED EGGS ♪ ARE COLD ♫ 😭 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
its literally the one you complain about being able to smell every time we drive by it at night. on the way to the place with the burgers?
well ill be doing the wii shovelware stream on saturday but i can try to slut up my wii remote for the occasion
That's a fair point I guess.
Who else is slutting it up this weekend.
...Davepeta?
When they made you? :B
good morning chittr its stormy today
okay flying in the dark is so peaceful until you almost eat shit on a particularly high billboard we need to kill all advertizing executives now.
Well, I'm here.
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✿ 𖧧he weak-end 𖥧s near, may merr𖥧men𖧧 f𖥧nd y❦u all, m𖥧r𖧧hful ❦r ❦𖧧herw𖥧se ✿
would you eat ass over tomatoes
throw that ass in a circle send chit #nsfw
PURRF3CT
can i still have a good morning even if im not goth
..maybe nO One gO tO the park near the lusus rehab/l/tat/On center unt/l / can get s/r pOkes a lOt Out Of here #qu/ncypark https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/83913c981060.png
I wish I could bottle up my anxiety and sell it for ten bucks a bottle. And the bonus perk is that after you’ve sent your enemy into a panic, you get to keep the empty bottle. Zelda games have taught me empty bottles are Very Valuable.
TR33 H1V3 WH3N3V3R 1S MOST CONV3N13NT
HM. 1V3 B33N CR4V1NG ST3W L4T3LY. DO YOU W4NT V3N1SON ST3W BY 4NY CH4NC3
well at least lyra /s be/ng gOOd. dOnt knOw where she gOt a h/ghblOOds balls thOugh... https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/19073654871e.png
SOME OF THESE BITCHES ARE FAR TOO HORNY #VAGUEPOST #NSFW
https://i.postimg.cc/4N9tHmCf/IMG-5923.jpg The curse takes all. It takes that which brings me joy, that which makes me feel at all. My life, my vigor, it is all torn away from me drop by drop, blood from a seeping cut. From my body to my world itself, nothing will remain. #Cursed #FeelingCursed #ASecondSpill #HasHitTheTimeline
To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
FUCK Y3S TH4T'S D1NN3R FOR D4YS
W3LCOM3 TO MY 4CCOUNT!!! YOU PROB4BLY 4LR34DY KNOW M3 S1NC3 1'M SO COOL 4ND 4W3SOM3 4ND 4M4Z1NG BUT TH3R3S 4 B1T MOR3 TO M3 TH4N TH4T H3H3H3 1M 4N OFF1C14LLY V3R1F13D T3R3Z1! WH1CH DO3SNT M34N MUCH S1NC3 TH3R3S 4NOTH3R V3R1F13D T3R3Z1 TH4T 1SNT M3 BUT ST1LL!! 4NYW4Y 1 DONT KNOW WH4T 3LS3 TO PUT SO TH4NKS FOR R34D1NG >:] HTTPS://CDN.D1SCORD4PP.COM/4TT4CHM3NTS/1154891138042433649/1486877414947819691/H4JPRUWWM44RDX-.PNG?3X=69C71400&1S=69C5C880&HM=3BF321482259C536D7C037B855D467C4033576038B9C3F9335FC9FB52FF78937
HM. ST4RT W1TH SM4LL3R D33R 4ND WORK YOUR W4Y UP
did you guys know that kirbys dream land 3 (snes) was upped from an e rating to an e10 rating because the final boss had 16-bit blood in its battle (shoutout zero/zero-two)
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
fOund sasha!! https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/858e83bcdb8b.png
The ADHD executive dysfunction hits me and suddenly the room is full of rings.
Kanaya (the one with the "canon url") blocked me... :( Is it because I called her my wife in law?
✿ wha𖧧 berr𖥧es d❦ y❦u prefer ch𖥧𖧧𖧧r? enl𖥧gh𖧧en me, espec𖥧ally 𖧧h❦se wh❦ aren𖧧 ❦f 𖧧r❦ll𖥧an make ✿
PL34S3 T3LL M3 YOU W3R3 SUCC3SSFUL 4T L34ST ONC3
DO 1T
whatever it is im gonna need a few!
alright @aventurineCopycat you come over you'll get your gossip. bring healing items please.
its sad to think once in my life i hated on in-n-out like some kind of gigantic pussy
~do vvhat you vvant forever
is it appropriative to use troll terms? because i think scuttlebuggy is a very cute word and i would like to say it! if that wont get me weird looks, i mean
good night chittr awoo and bark and woof and all that bullshit
woof! good night! <3
looks like tha tl is slow. cmon dance for me
i should really go to bed i have to stream tomorrow but i dont wanna go to bed
oh no, it's my turn to be mysterious!!!
heres more text for you to read cackles nefariously and trots off
🫡 Anything p♡sted when I'm ♡ffline d♡esn’t exist t♡ me, darling ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
aw yeah
https://i.postimg.cc/y6FSRfvw/29D70B8E-3449-490F-9141-49DCBF9034C8.jpg
Yes, this is a picture of my quite stunning feet. You are welcome. https://i.postimg.cc/PJPD1hJt/IMG-0144.jpg #nsfw
um, how to put this. it was an activity i'd willingly do again and it would require an nsfw tag.
well uh, this is the first time in my life i've had to float instead of just doing it for fun. legs will start working again after a rest but hoo boy!
✩💜₊˚.🪻⋆☾⋆⁺₊🫧✧ Patricide ✩💜₊˚.🪻⋆☾⋆⁺₊🫧✧
I need that pink bean-headed ass. #cousinimissyoubro #nsfw prolly
They were a real one.
B( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c08b5b40f01.webp
AHEEM HEEM can I show you horrors that will melt your bones? Oh please please please??
dying for your political cause to having a small garden and growing weed and raising chickens with a weird offputting version of your little brother who you had to beat up a few times pipeline.
Shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. Just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. While gay. I love you guys. /p
Well I should hope it was cute to read because it felt very cute to write! :3 :3 :3 Everything I do and say is adorable because look at me. I literally have little pawpads! You wish you had little pawpads. Although your gloves make an excellent substitute so who cares.
@Every other Rose. https://i.postimg.cc/02T1Dfjk/IMG-0141.jpg #rosegathering
Mrrp, venison! Now that takes me back. I only had it a few times before the game and would pass myself little bites because I was the sweetest pussy I had ever seen and decided I would like to have something wild and natural for once nevermind the fact that a wild felis cattus would never hunt a deer but you must forgive me for I was a little child. Anyway I do indeed enjoy venison so we shall have a woodsy feast!
Purr purr, I did! Although I mostly was lurking at that point you see I was enjoying a fresh catch of salmon and did not want to get raw fish on my keyboard.
Some mild and mostly flippant discourse surrounding #incest and the like. Mostly trolls being confused and Lalondes being cheeky nothing to write home about meow! :3
To those asking #sphereswhere ? Spheres here. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1105/bb94333e77cc0f387bc0d04c456a182f3bc0ca5a.jpg?1105259 #nsfw And with that, we'll call it a night. I bid everybody a good rest.
B33 < i cannyat help it crockercorp pays good and i need money fur goofy shit
:33< she let me hit beclaws im weird and a kitty :33< #nsfw
less of an internet post and more of a general way of living post. will try that for internet issues though.
as if i would skip out on some hang time. we can play games!!!
gardening is a hobby composed of: critters bits stuff durt little morsels hobby material information proprietary cables gardens
i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. #dailyaffirmations
shawty didn’t let me hit she too busy uploading on chittr :( #nsfw
but )(es so goofy wit it 3B-(
Breaking news: #IncestGate #Incest Nothing more to say.
Does #selfcest count? :3
i just cracked some glowsticks to make my pillow fort even cooler this is the best. #myfort
en0ugh h0urs have passed that i can finally admit that fucking 0bvi0usly i'm n0t g0ing t0 shave my head f0r chittr p0ints. i lied t0 farm engagement.
l00k i may be terminally 0nline t0 a frightening degree but even i'm n0t en0ugh 0f a sick0 t0 let syc0phantic cl0ut chasing affect my real actual life. if i'm g0ing t0 shave my head f0r any reas0n it'll be tw0 and a half days int0 a manic epis0de and n0 0ne 0n chittr is ever g0ing t0 see the result.
You know what the biggest irony is? I never even used Twitter.
:33< these right here are the TRUE kitty hours
Wanted too draw my beastsoona being real cute and stuff but ended up with anoother abysmal scribble instead 8\ Can't think oof name foor her any suggestioons 8? https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/03/26/beastsna.png
whoever fucking requested that i will find you. especially now given the time period we are in.
blocking(violet bloods) is a moral imperative;
Brb becoming the king of fondant.
B33 < Im hittin the 7-11 on earth c anyaone want anyathing
big ass meat on the bone gotta taste so fucking good
B33 < Its so hard 2 serve an evil entity nowadays you can hardly say minion B33 < and goon is right out
going to the lalonde estate and phase shifting through the walls to piss them off like a poltergeist
never ever gonna complain about my powers again turning into wind is really nice when people wanna commit vehicular meslaughter.
i would- but the concrete wall kinda already did that. waiting on an ambulance for them.
My nutritionist said this to me before I terminated her off of payroll.
you dont even care that i got myself panera
71M3 70 PL4Y V1D30 G4M35555!!
my milfyness is something widely debated by many but there is a singular glaring truth about it
uc ant tempt me harlots i have fireballs to cats in ppls dms
protiectin myskef for when ppl startnoostin boobie again https://thresholds-of-transformation.blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/spell-attack-art.jpg?w=1000 #wizard
@waningCatastrophe I believe you wanted a picture next time I went out? I got this one before my battle. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0e806c9236b0.jpg Ego sum ira Domini.
Guess what everyone! I've got a new song for you to check out! https://vimeo.com/1094756949
Ze powAIR Zat Ze lowAIR castes 'ave EES not in Ze p'ysical strengZ of an individual, but in numbAIRs we are untold trillions, spread across Ze stars, 'eld captive only by our own fear
(Hands you a napkin) I’m moved to empathy very easily.
she dooooes seem cool but what if i seem crazyyyy i dont know if we've talked before
ive dricided 2 bcum evil i will be wzardly attackifng ppl
god that would be scary and cool. wait would you do the whole drop down a cliff thing?
*scraping noises*
the amp0ras are c0nsistently the funniest pe0ple 0n chittr with0ut even trying and that's unf0rtunate.
ah nvm. seems to be cats! cute!!!
ooh! got a project going? or just trying to attract cats?
Oh no, I've summoned them all.
@thirdandFourtheye https://i.postimg.cc/0QVtQPXH/IMG-0135.png
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... should be enjoying yourselves.
Unfortunately I know I can't beat out Chittr God on most adored but I'm happy enough lmao.
kinda want a good cheeseburger right now. hmm.
What level of precognition is considered inherently unsportsmanlike?
Shitpeta's already doing a tarot themed one it's going to be entirely women and nonbinary people except for 2 men
i hope she sues you for everything you got old man
If I don't create I don't exist.
dropping my diss track on the batterwitch in t-minus 13
Hello everyone how do I make a profile picture
she fucking saw my chit about her??? how the heLL am i suPPosed to react to this. i mean it reaLLy wasn't even about her! it was just about PeoPLe who don't get that she's comPLic8ed.
bark bark !!!! sorry gahhh, i cant help it if youre gonna start!
bAAAA,
That's a cat sound I'm afraid but you are welcome to appropriate it!
i feel like if i say dog stuff on here it just gets too predictable! maybe i should make a secret third sound. chirp chirp!!!
more! #morewives !!! ^u^
ILLFUCKINGKILLYOU WOOF.
this is the fuckin drama i live for keep that shit pushin
"WAGGING MY TAIL" OR SOMETHING.
I'll leave your ads alone if you leave mine alone. Truce?
i dunno if we had propaganda on my planet, lol. although i guess that means if we did it worked real good on me. :P
okay its my first ever post on a new platform gotta make it good gotta make it gutbusting gotta make the fam proud ahem she rechitt on my chit till i slap a concupiscent quad on her post if you know what i mean
taking advantage of these frigid ass temps before i get hit with the 4th coming of fools spring by taking soggy jeans into the great outdoors and letting them freeze in place within seconds https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2019/02/01/08/polarvortexfrozenjeans010219b.JPG?quality=75&auto=webp&width=960
Am I a "Girl-Mom"? That's an oversimplification of my support for "girlhood" and "Woman Wednesdays". Daughters require space, it creates natural independence. They grow stronger when allowed to forage for themselves. I suppose that does make me a "Girl-Mom".
Considered. I don't really care.
8a8y's first alien encounter on my timeline.
THE CEO OF THI$ WEB$ITE HIGHKEY PUTTING IN THE WORRRRK. UPDATE$ ARE ROLLING OUT $O FA$T #DAYUM !!
Ngl I kinda feel like breaking the fourth wall.
INSANE CATBOY PUSSY!! #nsfw
Insane Catboy Posse Insane Catboy Catboy P….. Insane Catboy Pu…. pu….. u…………..us…………………………………. #nsfw
ahem! OuO
cmre kitty dave nd peta mixture <3
midnight crew divorce goes crazy
Animal Crossing voice when ur typing “0” in the game: ᶻᵉᵈᵒ
hear, hear! so many iterations of one's wife in one place do spark the imagination. (obligatory #morewives )
clocking in at the chittr farm. clocking out 'cause i've got no good ideas for shit to say. clocking back in 'cause if i don't have a life, then at least i have the ability to make posts. debatably.
i hate u breakfasy https://i.redd.it/ivc010avw6w91.jpg
HEHE!! #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/728E4FF3429D.WEBP
My favourite childhood memory is not being in agony.
i need a grup of galpals (or boypals) to fujshi or fudnshi out !!! #nsfw?
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/810V6AqnLHL._AC_SL1500_.jpg
Someone please take his phone away. Replace it with one of those oversized calculators or remote controls.
carbon-based lifeforms implies the existence of carbon-cringe lifeforms.
of course! we really do need an umbrella term, huh.
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Prototype your body and make out with your resulting spriteself. Do it you coward. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #nsfw
dumb linguistic question. do trolls say good light instead of good night? after all i think most of you are nocturnal right? like how humans are mostly diurnal?
1 h4v3 r3c3ntly d1scov3r3d hum4ns 4r3 v3ry soft. 1 und3rst4nd th3 4pp34l now.
I WUNT MY BFS ND GFS 2 KISSS!!!!! <3333333
(( Gotta say, big fan of the UI making it so convient for me to swap characters and easily dual wield antagonizing Spades Slick on chittr dot ing
i luv seeing sxy babes flrting w echothr, liek yessss!! kiss makout tongue echothr!! nd let me watch <333 #nsfw
>fed my moirail a sleeve of oreos >she hasnt slept in 40 hours
currently seeking out hugs :(
Good lord th3y'v3 got m3 us1ng 3moj1s. 3mb4r4ss1ng.
I rather fancy the idea of the idiomatic expression of “losing one’s train of thought”. A humorously huffy sort, tongue lolled out and peppered with panting. Overalls struggling to hold the shapely curve of a belly chronically unable to remain covered by clothing. The thought train is soaring off on the horizon and this only furls the labor intensive desperation to flag it down more. The voice raises. The engine roars. The voice pleads. The whistle beams. Did. Did I just make it a sex thing?
I did, in fact, just make it a sex thing.
What if I just start m3owing at oth3rs? :p
1ncr3d1bly prom1s1ng r3v13ws th3r3
ENVISIONING THE CONCEPT OF A TIER LIST RANKING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHARES MY IDENTITY ON THIS WEBSITE AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. WE ARE ALL F-TIER. AS IS THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT WRITTEN INTO THE LAWS OF REALITY ITSELF. PACK IT UP AND HEAD HIVE. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.
SNEEZE.
helluuuu sxy fixd rechitt button
mods ignored my verification request they hate my ass.
"check out my ill beats" and its just me coughing over and over again.
fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky fucked up in the crib eatin okie-dokies fucked up in the crib sippin dr bob fucked up in the crib eatin kat-kots
((I LOVE THE OOC BUTTON!! LET ME EXPRESS MY JUBULAITON AND JOY FROM RPING AND EXPRESS TO THE OTHER ROLEPLAYERS THEYRE DOING AMAZING AND R FUNNY AND TOTES RADICAL!!!!
You lying piece of shit I'll fucking kill you.
I'm going 7o kill you. I'm going 7o kill you and i7's going 7o be slow and painful.
thank god, someone made the joke so i don't have to.
There you go, @misterSeven. Po'gchamp.
#charms here's the other symbol we share with quadrants! except ours are blue, and also kind of...not to do with 'calming' at all. so, diamonds is the protector charm. you often value your diamond's safety more than your own. you are their guard, you are the person who keeps danger from getting anywhere near them. jus' as long as they don't throw themselves in front o' it tryin' to protect you first. :P an ideal diamonds relationship is one where you both cover four each other's weaknesses! it's honestly a pretty difficult balance to maintain, in my experience. (although that may just be because i personally tend to be the one doing the protecting four *everyone* on account of the whole luck thing...) https://i.ibb.co/r2DSPV6c/image.png
#charms next we have stars. charmmates o' this kind basically hung the stars in the sky, as far as you're concerned. it's sort o' like sayin' you feel like it's a big honor t' be around 'em. pride, admiration, fascination, that sort of stuff. folks end up talkin' up their crush pretty often, or tryin' to impress them a lot, usually. think "starstruck" in your typical slang. it's important to note that a stars relationship can consist of one 'sun' and their orbit, or two leprechauns cheering each other on mutually, but it's always the sun's job to make sure that they're adequately showing off four their partner to continue enjoying being their orbit. https://i.ibb.co/pvXBscgN/image.png
im so so worried :(
thank you davepetasprite^2 :)
This and a blunt [remembering I don't smoke] force trauma. #substance
Well then! Were certainly cooking with petrol now! Greetings and salutations everyone!
SH3/H3R 1S OUT. GR3ML1N 1S 1N.
i steal chittr all mine run away taunt you MINE NOW grahhahagagag >:) escape hide
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oh oh oh before i get fully engrossed i forgot to post this to chitter yesterday! #bnnuy [ image of a fluffy white rabbit hiding in a few tufts of grass outside of john's house, munching on some dry patches ]
#charms 6/9! i probably should have been numbering these to begin with, but hey, funny number. so horseshoes is basically just, like, awesome. it's the charm just four play and fun, jokes and games an' pranks and puns and all that stuff. it's laughing and messing around and all that jazz. be silly, be a fuckin' dork if you want, or just fuck around. that doesn’t mean serious-type folks can’t or don't engage in it-- it jus’ means that their horseshoe is the person they trust to act looser around. https://i.ibb.co/jkqgPXYq/image.png
I'm Just Pissed Off Today 🤬
HEY GUYS ITS TIME FOR YET ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP TODAYS DRIP TIP IS ALL ABOUT BASIC SAFETY SO YOU KNOW HOW DOORS AND CARS HAVE KEYHOLES IN THEM YOU STICK A KEY IN THERE AND IT TURNS AND SOMETHING HAPPENS WELL RECENT RESEARCH SHOWS THAT THOSE THINGS THAT YOU PLUG STUFF INTO ARE NOT ACTUALLY KEY HOLES THEYRE PAIN DISPENSERS! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP DRIP TIP INC LLC WWW.DRIP.TIP 852963744100
My tierlist. I don't think I need to give any more information. https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/tierlist%20with%20my%20whimsy%20added.png
(sorta! Couple degrees of seperation between this crowbar and our crowbar)
D --> I am admittedly a little % that I had to make my hue brighter on this site because the correct b100 was being classified as purple
(( not a sys personally but i do have guys up here and they say hello! i've seen quite a few plural folk on here lol ))
maybe not all cake is terrible! maybe.
((I forgot how to spell earth for a second. i kept adding a c. Shoot me dead behind a dennys.))
So many Roxies. More than I ever thought I'd be able to talk to.
> s0met1mes y0u've g0tta curse s0me hem01sts 0ut 1n l0wbl00d d1alect. p1ssed 0ff rn #vent
Anot♡er mortal ♧ame up to me a♤kin' for a bargain. T♡i♤ time t♡ey wante◇ to be irre♤i♤table to men. ♤o I turne◇ em into a gol◇ bar. I've ◇one t♡i♤ ♤o many time♤. Never get♤ ol◇. #Im♤obore◇
M8NDFANG IS ON HERE????????
.htiw tlaed TNEV4H i gniht emit a ,on ho
Nevermind. Hate it.
Hurt people hurt people. - Me, probably.
look im sorry i keep bringing your ma up man but like last night i had to set a hard boundary with her and she didnt take it well and shes totally going to take it out you but more importantly me so just brace for impact dude
i know jade says she gets dysphoric meeting boy alts in the bubbles but i don't mind seeing johns around! we're all living our truth, and that's what matters! be free! be yourself!
:33< this is some next level shit!
?|\|0 g|\|i0g stahw
((Chittrbate is the funniest one so far holy shit))
r_eallllll
Flying too close to the sun, there, Icarus.
Findign little finger painted pictures from when Rose ws a baebe... awhhhh... #proudmom
oh wow, yeah, we don't have anything like those. i mean, well, technically we have diamonds, but diamonds isn't really about deescalation, it's just the same symbol. and ours are blue.
:33 < we going home :3
:33< t33h33 girls night in gonna watch nightmare befur christmas :33< cant wait to s33 if sandy claws dies this time
Pineapple on pizza is a good start. Even if previously used.
:33< welcome to my ted talk :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow :33< thank mew fur coming to my ted talk
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HTTP$://OPEN.$POTIFY.COM/TRACK/5MC6EYF1OIEOHAKD0GG9LC #NOWPLAYING #FREAK
cn sm1 make a signles propagama pstr w his fire chits pls nd ty
(^･ω･^) < THEY ARE BOTH PRINCES, THEY BOTH HAVE TROUBLE COMMUNICATING THEY ARE STUBBORN BUT IN THE END THEY STARTED TO CHANGE FOR THE BETTER IN SOME WAYS FROM WHAT I HAVE S33N MY QUESTION IS WHY IS IT NOT CANON YET?!?
https://media.tenor.com/CwSScpmEr_IAAAAM/me-who-me.gif
⠀#nsfw #hornyposting
(^･ω･^) < IN MY SESSION WE ALL EXPLODED DOES THAT COUNT???!!!
And yet you endure, and that is the greatest strength. Blessings.
:33< the secret of divine imeowrtality is as follows and i quote :33< "meow meow purr hiss mmeow meow mew yeooooowwww meow purr hiss hiss purr meow mew mew mew mew purr hiss!"
(^･ω･^) < NEXT SHIPCOURSE DIRK X ERIDAN RED BUT FEFERI IS BEING PITCH TOWARDS DIRK AND CAUSES ANOTHER FIGHT!!!!!!!!! THE OTHER SHIPCOURSE SHALL BE CONDENSCE X SOLLUX PITCH FLING BETW33N RED AND PITCH!!!
i almost reached 2000 points / i use this site way too much
xx GUYZZZZ WHER DO I GET ONE OF THOSE SIGNLSS NECKLACES FROM? I NEVR KNEW?? THE VIBEZ WERE SO GOOD??? xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
You look away for five minutes and more show up.
hello world!
It's my pleasure to inform you all that @peaNut is now employed at Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. #substance
You think I care about this? Ask me if I care about this, cause I do. If I had a dollar every time I cared about this, I'd be a rich man, because I care so much.
sunsets lookin real pretty right now https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762885237298167812/1486522295538421892/20260325_192811.jpg?ex=69c5cf45&is=69c47dc5&hm=13e7fed82eeac058d51c40fbb514a0a5f9dd2439d9895123fd4d4021e0115aa9&
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hold up complaining about snacks is on pause its golden hour. selfie time
> y0u c0uld n0t have t0rtured that 0utta me
I'm Only One Women
I saw a 8unch of losers and a lack of Vriska, so here I am 8a8y!!!!!!!!
i mean yeah its fucking eridan but he didnt need to go on blast about eatin a fucking horse dude
:33< boys hate her girls hate her non binarys hate her :33< one cats weird secret has efurrybody hating her :33< what is it? :33< go to page 33 to find out!
:U my tag!!
IM HERE TIME TO PLAY KNIFE TAG AGAIN HAHA WEEEE!!!!
i see at least... three roxies lalonde on here. how strange! are they impersonators, or coUld there be timeline bollocks aboUt? ^\U^ #morewives?
*The prissy yet agile housecat makes a horrid, bonechilling sound, as cats are wont to do when genuinely threatened. But then, she sees how silly she's been: her assailant is none other than their sweet kittybird sibling!*
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
I got bored and blocked the peanut.
if we +ad a trending tab would it be safe to assume peanut is trending
I'm not here to be perfect, I'm here to be real.
I Am On The Stephen Trollbert Show Tonight ‼️
My handle means I like(d) tequila and I don't know how to shut the fuck up.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Troll Wayne Gretzky said that, and I abide by that hero's words.
HERES A TIP FROM A DRIP! IF YOU FIND YOURSELF CONFINED TO A ROOM FOR A FEW HOURS INEVITABLY YOURE GOING TO GET BORRED! THIS DRIPS SUGGESTION IS TO FIND SOMETHING IN THAT ROOM TO DO! FOR EXAMPLE IF THERES A LOT OF BOOKS IN THE ROOM TRY MAKING A BOOK HOUSE! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP THANK YOU #DRIPTIPNATION! DRIP TIP NATION IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR BOOK HOUSES COLLAPSING ON YOU AND KILLING OR HURTING YOU IN ANY WAY IF YOU ARE HURT OR KILLED GRAVEYARD DEAD IM SO SORRY DRIP TIP INDUSTRY LLC 1235678910!
Mlaahm... https://c.tenor.com/0QcR0i1XhbkAAAAd/tenor.gif
"who want me" ithe fuckign police 4 ur crimes agasinst hhmanity. or trollmanity. bugmanktu. whatever thse green gys are manity
testing sØmething. thank yØu fØr understanding. fuck yØu if yØu dØnt understand. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/IMG_6767.jpeg https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/IMG_6767.jpeg https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/IMG_6767.jpeg
UPDATE¡¡¡¡ I JUMPED DOWN THE HOLE¡¡¡ OW¡¡¡¡ GOOD NEWS I FOUND A CAEGAR¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ YIPPEE¡¡¡¡¡¡ *U*
Trolls sometimes ask me how I can purport to love and care for even the most violent of the Empire's enforcers, and to that I say; How can I not? To love only those that love you is folly, for even a selfish and hateful person can do that. To do good to only those that do good to you is all too simple. Life is complex, and so too is my love for it and all its children.
AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE I AM IN MY TIME MACHINE AND IM GOING SO FAST THROUGH TIME! FOR YOU SEE EVERY MINUTE I AM IN MY TIME MACHINE A MINUTE PASSES OUTSIDE MY TIME MACHINE!
Omc! Omc! OMC!!!! My ANC--ESTOR followed me! !!!!! 380!!!
w0ked up. c00ked s0me f00d. did laundery. n0w i am bl0gging.
I would never forget such an important detail!
Don't forget to love all of them!
Might clone more kitties... maybe... #Catmama
:33< this post is not fur33 of cats 2019
(( ooc post but i gotta say all the gimmick accounts are funny as FUCK please keep it up. ill open chittr and see socrates or an scp on my feed and have to go Ah Yeah, Normal Day ))
i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
Do you think seahorses write fpreg... #nsfw
--Eridan makes t)(e lemon face. Pass it on! 38*
You may be entitled to financial compensation :3c
feeling good about right now!
:33< surpurrise claw attack! :33< im scratching mew even though mew just wanted to pet my belly idiot!
if you guys had to choose to be a vampire or a werewolf which and why and no theres no twilight beef included into this question no team anyone
i'd self delete if i was in the universe where it was called spl0p.
guys im just a birdgirlthing in the world
Nipples poking through my "Bro Strider must die." crop top. #nsfw
I CAN SEE THE WORLD OUTSIDE MY TIME MACHINE THERES GUYS OUT THERE SOMETIMES!
Apple Bottom Jeans. Boots with the Jeans. The whole club was looking at Jeans. She hit the Jean. Next thing you Jeans. Sawty got Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans.
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If you or a loved one were in a universe-propagating game with Vriska Serket, you may be entitled to financial compensation. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
Love your fellow troll as you do yourself, and if you do not love yourself, then know that I love you all the same. Blessings.
They're called Draculas because they drank u. La.
#rankmaidsyaoiwatch @timaeusTestified + @golgothasTerror holding a wrestlefest tonight including an auction post match 0///o///0 those interested can attend in new nak city might or tune into public access tv for a "full frontal view of the action"! "Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there." please tune in and make sure to support our boys! dont participate in the auction though thats just for me (tags: wrestling, boy on boy wrestling, #nsfw, archive rating: ?)
i don't think i'm hench material!
okay, casey's away for a while doing. casey things. what do i do with my free time?
> #w1ngwednesday h0urs lets g000 [[ 1t's chr0ma, d01ng a handstand, but fac1ng away fr0m the camera. they're sh0w1ng 0ff partly-unfurled w1ngs that l00k alm0st l1ke that 0f a peregr1ne falc0n, and what m1m1cs the ta1l 0f a sc1ss0r-ta1led flycatcher 1s fl1cked upwards 0verhead — they're just all 1n /very/ d1fferent c0l0rs t0 the b1rds they draw fr0m. a l0t 0f ra1nb0w, a fl1cker 0f g0lden 1r1descence. chr0ma seems t0 be hav1ng a g00d t1me. ]]
Striders being gooners? Oh, I'm so shocked. #nsfw
ᯓ𝄞 あらつつあつつあたりびびりん ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
#reacttoeverything #peakreactiontime #keepyourskillssharp
:33< purroud to be a mempurr of the itty bitty kitty titty clawmittie #nsfw
literally had this thought at work
:33 < Boxes :3
:33 < *sleepy kitten bites a yummy piece of cardboard*
> t1tty tuesday? n0. happy w1ng wednesday where are my b1rds and bugs at self1e y0urselves #w1ngwednesday
B33 < U know what im making a new holiday B33 < Where i go to every house on earth c and take a little sippy from each milk jug
:33 < Yummy
> every0ne here l1kes tea but where's the ju1ce fans at
:33< ass :33< kittys :33< ass and kitty :33< ass ass ass ass :33< ass and kitties :33< #nsfw ish
:33 < Everything is better with pussy at the start ;3
xx EEEK I WUZNT EXPECTING SO MANY OTHER HEIRZ HEIRESSEZ AND HEIREXEZ >.< xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
((if you see tirani's quirk change a few times just bear with me 😭 i'm still trying to figure out how she types))
xx ROFL NO SUCH THING AS 2 MANY!! Y DONT WE JUST VIBE W/ EACH OTHER INSTEAD X33 xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
((The Homestuck fandom ESPECIALLY is BUILT on doubles like CANONICALLY
(( Doubles beefing is part of the fun as long as it stays IC, but if they take it OOC is when it goes too far I think and people gotta just log off and touch grass
i think vagueing or blatant hatemailing about doubles on here is extremely funny when the entire concept of the site invites doubles to interact ...... i think curating ones own experience by using the block feature or not using the site at all is in order if we are to reinvent kincourse and kindating in 2026
:33 < holy shit its anyathpurr furkin day its the best day efur again :33< claws im a stupid furking cat and i dont know shit :33< and i dont know what it is to be sad :33< i think ill run around fur no good reason :33< and act like theres stuff i gotta do :33< i got no idea how meowch the world suck :33< cuz i got no refurance level
xx_HAII CHITTR!! I HEARD THIS WUZ A GOOD PLACE TO MAKE FRIENDS? HMU IF U WANT TO PARTYYYY_xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
3W, M4NM4D3 HORRORS W1TH1N MY COMPR3H3NS1ON
R34L1S1NG 1 GOT TH3 B3ST NUMB3R HOLY SH1T. OTH3RW1S3 1T'S B33N 4 W31RD ON3. WORK3D, H4D 4 B4D N4P, NOW 1'M L4Y1NG ON TH3 FLOOR W1TH 4 CHUNKY S4L4M4ND3R
Alas have found myself what the humans have called a phone and have given me access to what has 8een known to me as the 'interwe8s', I see no we8s.
selfie i took before the hopital btw https://files.catbox.Moe/uodjzx.png
i may be a bleeding heart but nobody can contest me on my eating prowess. phillycheese, fries, a whole drink AND I'm gonna get an iceycream too. as a wise woman once said, "Call me Lady Tiger but I never eat my young".
OKAY UM I DONT WANT MY KULL IN THE NEGATIVES. UM. DO YOU GUYS LISTEN TO LANA?
ME
i need more guys wearin gurl pants
I'LL BLOCK A BITCH FOR BEING ERIDAN AMPORA.
No idea how you would manage that.
hownto delete or edit chittr post
Every time I get jumpscared by some Mutie pinging some other Rose, I want to go Grimdark so violently it'll re-traumatize you fuckers. #Gore #SillyGoofyMood
Every time I log onto this site I see all-new sentences with my eyes. Great job folks keep it up.
damn ii ju2t realiized 9-two-5 mean2 9 day2 a day 5 week2 a day a week 9 two day2 a 5 week a hour2 9 day2.
i be laughin seen ppl with the lil symbols they had on they shirts when we were like 13-16 as pfps like dayum keepin the brand is tough work
Someone has to do it. #Brandconsistency
Kult is positive, kull is negative.
I FORGOT TO TAG bye. #nsfw
#mutielove https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTv_gfksKhslE_xP-pU4mOFjDtYoGxwyCr_kw&s
how do i tell rose i dont wanna play evil surgeon right now #thegurneyhurtsmyback https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eaf27fa10695.jpeg
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3beae216b7fadeb1ff5b02ddba619e79/0611f5d86a0b7880-20/s1280x1920/eec3d5a1648c6c92e00e6884c0e11d3e1d6bd9af.jpg Whoever sent me this shit, count Your days
NOT1C1NG TH4T PUNS, 4P4RT FROM ON3S FROM 4 S3L3CT F3W, 4R3 OFT3N H4T3D. COW4RDS.
im not ♯lifting the ♯curse ♯stopasking
You know what I mean?
Oh Cheesus Christ I can't brielieve it.
Are y'mockin' me? Yer lucky there ain't a nonbinary alternati\/\/e to lad'r'lass yet other\/\/\/\/ise I'd ha\/\/e yer ass \/\/\/\/it' me harsh tones.
It's very resistible. I'm resisting.
im just like other daves #imdave
YOU'R3 SO POL1T3 4BOUT 1T 1 LOV3 TH4T
homestuck the moive YEAH!!
ENOUGH FEMBOYS, START TAKING ESTROGEN NOW. GO THE FULL MILE. BECOME A WOMAN.
i need to hang out with more people! been too stircrazy.
What is a Femboy
https://files.catbox.moe/btlcv5.png
as per my last Chit, this is the picture i ment to send https://64.media.tumblr.com/e5f38d7dc3807dec581713c24873fc40/c4202c439319703a-ae/s640x960/b38d810069cdfacf84938a1486e609b0a4aeda01.jpg
Taking a stroll to the market to purchase a single, beautiful slice of gabbagool.
>::3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dacf762a784d.png
:33 < That was not catnip... https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/image.jpg
Based on current iclinations. Subject to change. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91c141f38920.PNG
I am pleased by all these meowbeasts on my timeline. It feels proper. Like a balance all web services require.
MAW MIAOU MAO MAU MEOW #meow https://media1.tenor.com/m/uYsbk7zh0dgAAAAC/cats-black-cats.gif
okay i know shes like the big bad but shes still on my hear me out cake also holy shit hi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb634a0f74fa.png
What else would they be good for.
Everyone needs to get gayer NOW!!
Not sure, but for you, I could play the role of maiden!
I'm a Barbie Girl. I want to kill the whole world.
Are @s still like durable? YEAH!!
I see some people with cute personalized badges! Good for them. They look very cute
https://i.postimg.cc/4dCZ0ynG/IMG-0106.gif #aesthetic #flashing
and to you i bestow a boon of incredible strength
My back hurts.
Ngl, if you miss shit you miss shit. Is what it is.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
>::3 https://media1.tenor.com/m/DUE2-c2CUBQAAAAC/vodka-mutini-roxy-lalonde.gif
boys can be princesses
Transitioned. #cathormones
Jaspers just hissed at Miss Mutini. Misogynist.
D --> I do not think I will do that
D --> I napped and am now feeling better, feel free to berate me for how unfortunate my previous s100 of posts were
I survived my venture to the outdoors. Time to be comfy again. https://i.redd.it/gflwfeb5py631.png
im sittin here maww agape are wwe just goin to pretend a second airship didnt just hit the wworld troll center
Hoo hoo hoo!
!!!!!!!!!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/9Nr32cJWZ8oAAAAC/catto.gif
do you ever wonder how many banger posts you miss after looking away from the feed for a few minutes
it haunts me
O...M...G...! The sound of little paws running around your home and being mischievous is absolutely precious!
my tail wags when im hugged :)
Let's bring ragefaces back.
I adore and care for all of my Chittrlings equally. Any favoritism is imagined, please do not be jealous.
Your nigghttly reminder tthatt rettail workers are leggally autthorized tto use letthal forcce if neccessary! ✨
whats even more fucked up is when trash guys picking up your trash is something you have to fucking pay a separate company for and not just put shit on the curb without it being a whole deal
reminder that trash goes up to the curb tonight #trash #trashcompacter #rememberinmonstersinkwhereyouthinkboogetscrushedintoalittlefuckingcube #thatsfuckedup
bec0me ung0vernable. start the ap0calypse.
you can tell that this white boy genuinely thinks hes allowed to live
i luv all of u for the music recommendtins
>ok quick question so i can situate my^yself in here. where the hells every^ybody^y from??
sometimes i get a tad nervous knowing that im unable to delete any past chittr posts 0_0"
Chittr, build the perfect first plate from an all you can eat buffet.
Spy, but I also like demo and scout. All classes are fun to play tho! YEAH!!
folykl tip #6: blahhhhh im gonna get you just playing guys its only me folykl
is it okay if a white boy has a little soul
aradia megid0.
So I was playing tf2 YEAH!!
pass me the aux and im gonna make them confused but not offended
cheezy mac and chittr to start the day after #jorkinit #nsfw
#shamelessshill
*Teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way.*
I'm just here to hand out useful game tips! Blame the universe-propagating game admins for picking out objectively low-quality universes to run it in.
you should buy her that cursed necromancer tome from siberian crypts she would really appreciate it
i'm soft and huggable / my friends love my hugs
I chatted up Booblesprite in that one Sblob session on Spritenet and xye got a handbook that mentioned those last two.
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Don't prototype an unprototyped kernelsprite with another unprototyped kernelsprite; it Will crash your session and it Will make the server admins pissed off. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
Purro tip: Lox refers to salmon.
STOP. HE'S GOING TO SEE THIS.
My jaw.
Good LORD, who is that. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/981039a7427b.PNG
i would kill for a philly cheesesteak right now
im not gonna lie seeing all the other mes here that r just like lackadaisy friggin WASTED on a wed afternoon rly rly makes me understand why karkat yells @ himself n like punches himself in the head n stuff
Rose, davind and the other secret one
I don't want to misgender anyone here that would be mean :(
No.
#DailyWalk. https://i.postimg.cc/zB5DB35G/IMG-5849.jpg
I'm fine. I'm composed. Don't worry about it. This has all been a test. ... Of the Mustache Red Alert System.
moments like these truly make me love life
just witnessed and maybe am still witnessing boykissing facilitated by the biggest name in hollywood this is fucking awesome
Same shit different day day night day day day night night night day day day night night night afternoon night night day day nigh evening morning night day
you think your days gonna be boring then bam: cool rock. #mycoolrock
karkat stop hating my chitts youre gonna tank my reddit karma
can a dave get a little nonbinary w it on here
Askin the sun to shine.
you're right, casey in my brain, i do need 2 pm hot chocolate
has anyone ever told you you almost look like braum
kitties too!!
:33 < What about kitties? :3
how much money do i have to pay for a shitty skateboard badge in this economy
It's me, I'm doing it YEAH!!
im not a fan of #puppeteers but ive a #naggingfear someone else is pulling at the #strings
Depends YEAH!!
#nowlistening Don’t Mine at Light — A Minecraft Parody of Troll Katy Perry’s Last Friday Night (Music Video)
#fuckyourclone New favorite tag #nsfw
> camell1a! hell yeah
Wow. You're a jerk in real life just like in your mewsic. Beautiful.
:33< acap :33< all cats are purrfect
:33< add some salmon on there fur that fishy taste mew know is so good
Look how handsome! https://i.pinimg.com/webp/736x/54/0a/52/540a52c1cd32e5b31bd332d548335487.webp
thats a blazblue guy but since ur kind of a poor thang rn ill allow it. heaven 4 equius
i like the cut of ur jib.... heaven
:33< think of how tasty it would be if mew had a nice tasty bagle right nyow
everyones invited
Wweeewwwweeeeeerrrrrrrrr 234440""""@@&&&&&&&
This horrifying creature stepped on my keyboard. https://i.postimg.cc/kMhKRybG/IMG-8108.webp #horror
i should throw a party would you come id be djing would you come listen /srs
THE ONLY ONE ON THIS WEBSITE WHO ISN'T AN UTTER BUFFOON IS THE RAMBUNCTIOUS RABBIT. TRULY A REMARKABLE LITTLE ROBOT. MORE OF YOU SHOULD BE LIKE THE RABBIT!!!
Feeling like a wizard in the lab right now! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMWZtdGFwN2c4eHRydWZkM2oxbzJmd3loMXYyOXJ0ZTRhbDVoZ29zcSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9cw/mACiRE5HiqioJDdeSR/giphy.gif #scienceISmagic!
₩ho€v€r mad€ plastic packag€s so difficult to op€n. Fuck ¥ou. I am sa¥ing it on chittr.com.
:33< this next purrt is impawtant mew gotta listen carfurly okay i will nyat repeat it :33< meow
i'm just a girl / in the world
((LMAOOOO i love that. Mine is fucking Eryk. Alpha is Dannv. Obv they prefer "bro" and "d" respectively cause its not as stupid/easier to say))
famous rapper "santa clause" arrested for unlawful posession of a nuclear weapon
//this blog has reached a point where I feel the need to mention I'm not part of the hiveswap team. How did we get here
:33< im putting efurryone on here on the wall including myself :33< TWICE
makiing a human2ona. name: biig kriingler age: 22 power2: all 2peciie2: human per2onaliity: bada22 weapon: throwiing 2tar2
GONNA WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SHADOW MAGIC SO I CAN START TEACHING SOLLUX AND PUT IT ALL IN A TOP SECRET FOLDER!! IT'S GONNA BE A WHOLE BONDING MOMENT AND EVERYTHING!! WE NEVER SPEND TIME TOGETHER, SHUCKS THIS IS EXCITING!
:33 < good meowning https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1486423484165783612/IMG_1588.gif?ex=69c5733f&is=69c421bf&hm=d99426bf572aa4d4052608b24906d850190a2cc3adf8d6c4eb4d6cef8392ef8a&
My face during the entire time. https://media1.tenor.com/m/Ahca3ENTpcYAAAAd/rose-lalonde-mad.gif
@turntechGodhead#6490 Kept blasting gorilla screaming sounds on Derse. Had to chunk her out of the window.
(•x•) < i found a Bug undeR a Rock. theRe is no Bug in the pictuRe it escaped Because it was an asshole who Bit me. https://file.gaRden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/Untitled7_20260325135610.png
ive been tryna duel the bitch for 8 months straight but the motherfucking coward never shows
Hi Chittr! I'm feeling fleeptaztic! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344828130136690751/1459807931930378454/AnizzyDance.gif?ex=69c4dd14&is=69c38b94&hm=e0dd1fd4be0f069937adb950e8da5bdaf76cd9d74ee414832b5955c81fb266ae&
Is there room for heterosexuality? Maybe in a sort of esoteric queer way. Discuss. #thinkings
:33< guygirlgirl(?) mew know mewre on there i was a fursion of mew once! :33< i know what were partially about
:33< wall :33< wall :33< none of mew are fur33 of sin! :33< efurryone is going on the wall!
IM SCARED I SAW THAT 31 GUY IN THE GLASS AGAIN HE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR!
I've been following too much drama as of late. #ItIsAVice. #IWillOvercomeThis. #NoReasonForIt.
this wont work on me again dude im turntechgirlhead
YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE ANGRY
i'm not putting myself down but the pranks could go from funny to frustrating really quick if i didnt have standards.
man impulse control is nice. i cant imagine how annoying i'd be if i acted on every silly whim.
MY IPAD ISNTSLWO NNYMORE AUAYY
I CAN SEE FROM MY EGGMOBILE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THE HEDGEHOG HAS ARRIVED ON THE LITTLE PLANET. HE HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THE "PALMTREE PANIC" ZONE. SENSORS ALSO DETECT THE PINK HEDGEHOG HAS FOLLOWED HIM. PERFECT.
https://i.postimg.cc/Y91vj1Yh/IMG_0094.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/FRjY1j33/IMG_0095.gif #shesbehindme #isntshe
0k back t0 being n0rmal and n0t breaking the shattered chunks 0f 4th wall. i made 0ut with myself and did 0ther stuff. @arisenanew
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f9be4ca0c96.png Rechitt. Will be tuning in.
:33< cat :33< im a kitty cat :33< and i dance dance dance :33< and i dance dance dance
Due to licensing agreements, in the upcoming "METAL GEAR SOLID™ MASTER COLLECTION VOLUME 2" release of "METAL GEAR SOLID™ 4: Guns of the Patriots", the credit song of a cover of "Here's to You" originally orchestraed by Ennio Morricone has been replaced by "Hotel Room Service" by Pitbull. I can assure you, this was indeed my original vision.
Slick is afraid to see his kid lose.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE TWO OF THEM.
To settle a personal discussion I'm having. What is a reasonable number of children for a human woman to spawn in a period of twenty years. And don't exaggerate. This is a serious poll. ♥- 1 - 3 ♠- 4 - 6 ♦- 7 - 9 ♣- 10 - 12
i d0n't appear in hiveswap.
If it is my last dime, it will be spent on these beasts.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/66/f3/9f/66f39f5d2ec19482dac4e547cf3f2b7c.jpg I have to go outside, Chittr. Wish me luck.
The cats have destroyed another window curtain. All in the name of entertainment, I suppose.
i like puns to be clawnest!
tw: barely awake writing, probable typos, probable cringe (tags: unknown/carapacian, impied dersite, redrom, first person, ect) Your shell is warm. Crisp, smooth lines and harsh curves, but warm. An ecoskeleton layered above flesh, layered above another skeleton. All to protect your innermost organs from harm. From war. But there is no war tonight, here. My claws trace down from your neck. Sharp tips gliding along inky black, catching along each ridge. It's amazing how much texture you hold, when you appear so smooth. I'm entranced by it. Claws turn to fingertips, and fingertips turn to a hand, comforming around the manufactured curves of your body with a greed to know more of you. Your lips part. It's hard to make eye contact, or to listen to you mock my sensitivity. I'm lost in the beauty of your jaws, The way your shell parts and reveals a stretching black underneath. Your teeth look sharper than anything, wet and catching the light. I wonder for a moment if it would be a danger to kiss you. Would I risk my own tongue, own lips in such a hostile environment? Would it be work it to taste the shades of gray inside of you?.. You snap your fingers next to my head because I wasn't listening. I roll my eyes and grab you by that wrist, worming my fingers between your own with a stubbornness you understand implicitly. An apology, lackluster and insibcere leaves my mouth, and you sneer for just a moment before shaking your head and telling me to pay attention. I love the way your claws press into the back of my hand. The way the segmented plates of your palm jams into my own. The qarm heaviness of your body right close to mine. I decide I do want to kiss you.
#DSTRIENTERTAINMENT yall hungry for more slaughter if your still thirstin after watchin some bodacious bara babes rollin in the mud we got ROUND 2 damara vs karkat buy your tix and place ya bets here
on fish tv i bet they watch eel or no eel as hosted by howie mackrel.
WHO COULDNT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GUY?
Like if you think my kid @damaraMegido can beat the shit out of @spadesSlick#8817 's kid. I wanna see what the people think.
awww! what a silly baby.
Just put real dollars on the line on whether or not Karkat Vantas gets his face kicked in by an opponent of reasonable strength. I have a feeling this one is sort of a layup.
Ragnaroth. He goes by Rags. His sister is named Cthulhu.
Does that mean you're about to owe Crocker a lot of money.
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting #HereHeGoesAgain https://i.postimg.cc/d3TSGxHy/IMG-5851.jpg
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/CL7bm43H/IMG-5850.jpg
omg i figr out how 2 follw tags
uhhhhh. south! ish... i kinda dont pay too much attention when flying around.
i think i sh0uld be cryptic again f0r a little while f0r fun.
16000 characters is a lot of room you know... i think i know what i need to do!
Remembered I was meant to show off my scarf properly. Unfortunately, due to recent beverage-related developments, I will not be taking selfies for the time being. Here's the pattern though. (And a demonstration that it really is that long.) https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/IMG_20260325_164640.jpg
Mr. Game & Watch. Not for any reasons just because I like him.
kay FIIIINE tell me who u main in smash (any of em) and ill tell u if ur going 2 hell or not
It is such a fly in the ointment when he fails to even pay attention to the film! nothing "chill" about this netflix! #nsfw
polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change.
They killed Toby Fox four hundred and a few timeskipped thousand years ago today. It's a shame what they did to him, but unsurprising given the brutal attitude of the regime and his unrepentant doubling down on his heretical messaging in chapter seven. To say nothing of what happened in the ending itself. His original incarnation may be remembered by few, but his impact is felt.
bitches always think they can g0 band f0r band with me when it c0mes t0 kill c0unt well why d0n't y0u c0me back t0 me when y0u 0bliquely cause the destructi0n 0f an entire planet and then we can talk.
looking for new crew member. we killed deuce.
casey just resurrected a squirrel and is making it hunt for bugs for her. dont super know what to do about it if anything!
how r u guys pulling throu chittr 0_o hmu baddies wtf
slick vs english naked wrestling EXCLUSIVE EVENT sponsored by #dstrientertainment be there or be square oh and bring dollar bills baby
black stay classy
putting on #mysuit #ilovemysuit #puttingonmysuit
i culd b yhe baddest bithc if i treid hard enough </33 i need 2 try moreeee
hi davepeta! :)
truly an insane take.
my friends are wonderful and all deserve hugs
maybe the moon is made of pudding! doesn't mean it is!
heeyyyyyyyyyyyyy hows r all of yuuu!!
caliborn will start doing meth in 2026 #substances
who up paying their child support
With no voting or debate happening in Earth C's Grand Hall today due to laws and regulations surrounding snap elections, we've decided to open the live music and comedy lounge to the public. First and second drinks will be free, but there will be no entertainment unless a band or wannabe comedian decides to show up.
d --> i also am not sure if the ashen quad should cound towards your kull score i think that is kind of a bit more nuansed
putting karkat in the "torture labrynth" today. hope the kid makes it out.
(( the best part of rping roxy is just typing a bunch of shit and not fixing any of my spelling mistakes. i cant read it so u cant either #equality
(goodness me, it's half past two in the morning here so I should really sleep, but I've been having a blast on here! Thanks for indulging my awful man and I'll see you all tomorrow)
help girls are trying t0 f0rcefem me 0n chittr.
♯rootbeer
Is It Even #forcefem If I Just Ask Nicely And Then They Do It
if sbrb wasnt an awful awful time i wouldreally wish i could back and use the stupid house builder mode to arrange more funny traps and pranks.
My fellow Alternians, rest assured, I have been informed that the CDC was able to vaccinate the Amporas. While the blowgun was difficult to aim underwater, my elite team of scientists were able to get them.
:)
d --> pleas do not invoke his name i am freaking out
d --> thse were not my workout brownis
o in tht last scenarior, im fhe rehab owjer but im alsos the abusidv circus ringleadr so ur situaition hasjt gotten bettrnits just changed
In another life I'd probably be a good ominous bird. Probably a corvid.
#Chittrconfessional Pancakes are overrated. Waffles is where it's at.
What is Omegaverse
ive got to play more pranks i forgot about the thrill! #thethrill
//I love posting stuff as Chixie because I'm barely in character. I'm just like this. I take a normal sentence about my life and trollify it. It's fun
D --> I do not remember making that many of those but they are very nice
D --> Little hits like a protein brownie after going 14-0 in a royal rumble formatted cage match https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/842083a1b1cb.png
i thjnk som of u guys woudl thrive as a reahbilitated abused circus bear
B33 < guess whos awake and making it everyone elses furreaking problem
got someone with the ol monk door joke and feeling way too smug. my pranksters gambit is huge.
yknow when they make you actual work at your job fucked up
nah listen listen i will kiss more than boys. i will kiss everyone im just yearning this way right now
thank you dps2 i appreciate your support
mommy needs a nap so im loggin off for now ttyl
all the goats wake up as im going down so someone can hold the fort
rejoice i am no longer conked out but for the second time now
update: i just threw anvil at a sparring buddy and this feels unsporting. really glad i have healing items.
honestly hearing from so many roses and lalondes in general has been really nice!!!
This website has caused my work productivity to reach record lows. Keep it up.
Mmmkay so troll nook ended up being troll bulge. #worthit #nsfw
not to get existential on main but sometimes nesben dreams of being a normal nesben. like imagine nesben working a 9-5. nesben would go insane in a completely different way. nvm post canceled nesben just got scared about minimum wage employment
Doing the fourth Rosepost for @tipsyGnostalgic#1340 's sake.
3 roseposts in less than 2 minutes what more could u ask 4??
sometimes i wish
The pages turn of their own accord. Chanting surrounds the scene, the lights grow bright, the humming reaches a screeching cacophony. There is no release. There is no break. It continues as though one is stuck to the altar, sick electricity locking them in place. It may never ease. #Currentlystudying. #Memorizingoutloud. #Bored.
I look to Chittr. I look away from Chittr. It is for the best. #AvertThyGaze
for today only nesben has allowed a photograph to be taken. nesben will be destroying all evidence of nesbens existence after this image. but ndk nesben felt cute teehee will return to eating dirt later. https://cdn.picrew.me/shareimg/org/202603/1564386_odtpoffs.png
you can tell im out of character because i checked the box that said i am but can you tell
Crazy time? I'm not following mew. OH CRAZY TIME-SHIT. Makes a whole Lotta sense now. Yeah yeah yeah and no. I'm vibing in mach 6 kitty bitch.
hammarang, please
oh shit well yeah of course #feminism
I rise from my coffin to wreak havoc on the general populace once more. #Thebeasthasrisen
come to think of it i could totally incorporate throwing my hammers into my strife habits more. i have so many and its not like getting them back is hard.
bein able to fly is useful when i gotta smoke some and dont wanna make it smell around the house #weed #substances
I think it's about time we dissolve Jack Brinner. That guy has had it coming for too long now.
MASSIVE CHUB HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/95250AF7DF5A.JPG #NSFW
i would be and am a sellsword
trying to feed nepeta my homework so i have an excuse but she wont eat it
((i cant wait for snowmany/condy vagueposting))
IowA cant be a rEAl plAcE thats sOmE shit yOU mAdE up
lotta the same that happens in north dakota nothing ❤️
swingers that vote is terrifying they all share beds with each other
:33 < *ac gasps at the amount of purrious onlookers! none the less, they shall be answered! she had caught a hearty baabeast!*
What the fuck? What the fuck! I'm going to bed, I didn't need to see that.
Thanks. B)
not stealing if i like sharing!
Brb, abt to get some sick troll nook in a sec. ✌️ #nsfw
(( it's for some shittily drawn art I'm just giving back to the community, check my previous post in my profile and react to it if you're interested! I'll add you c: ))
(( ive got errands to run but once im back later ill be able to properly put folks on the spinny wheel! ive written down all the handles tho list is PREPPED see yall later. ))
the thinker!
sushi is great!! i know a good few recipes i could share, and a way to make sure sushi rice is fluffy and sticky!
once i get the bugs sorted i should cook more fish. i always wanted to try my hand at a sushi!
:33 < *ac licks her paws clean, having been dirtied furrom the morning's bountiful hunt. she wishes all a good morning!*
>>| .it .is. .a collection .of hate .and mediate scores. but .i think .it doesn't show the correct score .every time
Hello ooc gang who up throwin it back
Coffee number two. #Hotcaramelmacchiato.
ok enough reminescing. i have things to do! bugs to feed to casey! and also terezi apparently. nobody else wants bugs right?
i know in one timeline i spent like every waking moment with lalonde trying to stop HIC and even getting owned in the end about it but like shawty cant be really that bad right
Examples of being 'cool and chill and fine'?.
what the fuck is a kull sc0re.
Oh for fucks sake. What's YALL PROBLEM WITH ME? I'm fairly cool and chill and fine.
current mood: enjoying the sunshine and having a good time :)
iiiii technically don't have a job?
Chittriṅg ȯṅ thė bȯss's timė x)c
current mood: bitch idk i have a mood disorder
They are but i have Bro's personality more pinned down than Alpha's bleh
haha nice... it's super cozy to get on a roof and just bask in the sun. flying is really awesome and i feel like i take it for granted sometimes.
i'd find a way.
psionic restraints (tags: psionic restraints, psionic malpractice, #nsfw, why cant i move?, archive rating: M)
shawty wanna shoot my mom and dad
you're not wrong... also hi btw, i hope you're doing well!
okay but bring an appetite!
dude, gamebro was on crack. i have no idea what any of that stuff means...
i dont like needles so i only take oral
fuuuuuuuuuuuck i missed tha funny numbr kult scores now i'm gonna have 2 wait 4 the next funny numbr 2 come up :'(((((
I have come up with a post, but I don't know if I have the mental fortitude to post it.
made pancakes and bacon and eggs and sausage for breakfast!!! thinking about doing hash browns too.
sometimes i write out a real banger but something doesnt feel aligned as if i will be crushed by a large rock should i post that shameless thought in the moment. i hope we get drafts soon!
bothering my bf while hes still sleeping asmr
see this is what fuckers like hitler said.
(un)fortunately for you i love killing indiscriminately and so my blade yearns for you next wherever you may be you can sleep with grace knowing that i am impending
well my body has decided. i took my meds, i ate, i slurped disc staff Aveda d n v m b. sorry i did half doze off in the middle of that and im keeping it in. i slurped water and now im gonna doze back off now see yall later
im afraid your mother cannot resist palming my shit at the chilis dinner table #nsfw
Wordle 1,740 3/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
they were in a bag on my nightstand right next to my meds so they were easy to just grab and be done with
i know we had a big long thread of girl posting earlier, but man! did anyone come to think about wide girl wednesday? i didn't think so... #ilovefatbitches #nfsw
#selfcestchallenge still on btw #day2
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kismesis applications closed. i have freaks in my dms.
Oh fun! This is useful
using this site has gotten me a little less paranoid about things i enjoy talking with a bunch of you ˆᵕˆ
UPDATE ... BOSS got mad, TOLD them that theyre a nooksucker, I WAS hungry, AND that they should just deal with it >:) MY COWORKERS all started high fiving me and laughing although im pretty sure i got written up now ... DESPITE the odds, i have a delicious creme filled donut and that is the fucking shit >:D
whole timeline would have been different if john was a bisexual dude from atlanta
getting mad presumptuous in this target with a cocked eyebrow at this cashier
same! women <3 but also sweet cute boys <3
i fear im fuckin gay (bi) and love men (and girls) and ppl out here too fuckin hot
Rise and grind. My coffee beans. So that I have a fresh and balanced brew.
((Oh sick an ooc button))
there's no admin in the world that does as much
btw have an ooc mode
every time you touch your dick or look at a titty or whatever the sweet fuck trolls do you are combating the rampant rise of fascist flavored puritanism corrupting this godforsaken country #woke #nsfw #fightback
be horny be free #nsfw
8)!!!
It's good that you included "skatepark" in that chittr. Without such a word as context, the meaning would be up for debate.
its probably confusing as fuck for dogs when i start spraypainting them blue for no reason
I am NOT a baddie.
R153 4ND GR1NDDD!!! 5K473P4RK 71M3!!
i goofed too close to the sun and now i have another milestone (1111) so there will be two drawings to do suffering from success anyways next post will be about the art thing gimme a sec https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/443fe7a43501.jpg
Trolls are very radical, humans too YEAH!!
what does it mean if i keep getting bit by ants in my dream i hated it they were big ass ants too like grain of rice sized
You're doing wonders in not selling it to me.
THERE'S THIS ELEVATOR-ASS POP SONG CALLED "BE THE ONE" THAT ONE OF MY ONLINE ACQUAINTANCES FROM BEFORE THE GAME LIKED. THE SONG'S NOT THAT BAD, BUT IT'S LOW-ENERGY ENOUGH THAT IF I PLAY IT ON LOOP I IMMEDIATELY BLACK OUT.
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✿ remember 𖧧❦ wa𖧧er y❦urself as y❦u wa𖧧er y❦ur plan𖧧s ✿
rain plus relaxing video game music!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TROLL SUMMONING SALT AND TROLL ALT SHIFT X :o)
plusle and minun are am0ng my fav0rites, and 0bvi0usly de0xys is h0t, but c0me 0n. mimikyu has a certain aura 0f patheticness that just really speaks t0 me.
|<o>| did y<o>u kn<o>w that m<o>st humans aren't assaulted by visi<o>ns <o>f bl<o><o>d and carnage during sleep??? weird and stupid... what is even the p<o>int <o>f sleeping then if n<o>t the terr<o>rs
My favorite content creators trying to hit me with a cypher vs me recognizing base64 on sight:
Ok For Real I Need To Get Off Chittr For The Day
surprised it isnt purrsian!
#sleepybeast
Retiring to my chambers for the night. #Thebeastslumbers
coming to you LIVE from da hells creek formation we out here diggin for fossils 2niiiight #DontTellTheRangers
im bad at sleeping i guess! what to do.
hey @archiveaddict have anything in your repertoire about genderbend yaoi or is that not your style
oh as a fave. as a sona, i'm probabl7 more a delphox
efiugybchqwjkeiwljk=kdddddddddddddddddddddddwdh,.
i love to dan(e too mu(h to not pi(k ori(orio, tbh
chills bro chills
Armor plated thong Skyrim mod. #nsfw
found a very important picture. https://articles.hepper.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/rabbit-sleeps-on-white-blanket-in-the-bed.webp
i bet i could voice act mcdonalds commercials really good
there are so many baddies on this website.
aZUMARILL IS KIND OF, a BLUE BUNNY?
i MEAN, wE BOTH USE LANCES, yES, bUT, iF i WERE A pOKEMON, i WOULD WANT, tO BE ABLE TO FLY, fOR SURE,,, iT IS MORE ABOUT, tHE ADVENTURE, tHAN THE BATTLING, tO ME!
Next person to post a keysmash fell victim to this.
B33 < Okay im gonna just B33 < curl up on some1s keyboard and take a nap
its so hard to pick a favorite! for later stuff tinkaton is really fun. love the hammer. cubone is adorable- buuut- hard to beat ghastly. the first ghost! :D
hMM,,, mY FAVORITE, iS bAGON, bUT i THINK IF i WERE, A pOKEMON, i WOULD BE A, rIBOMBEE, mAYBE,
yo, ghurt
I need to get funnier.
aiight we bein a good boy for obama for the rest of the night
i should get back to practicing piano. i still know a few songs but i wanna get better!
same, seriously.
B33 < I mean we're too cool to be only one lmao
hamburgerHelper would be a pretty good chumhandle actually!
HAY do u @all fink. . i tri but it hurdz LULZ
hooray! do you want to watch movies sometime? i can get you in on the pillow fort hangout crew i wanna assemble.
https://31.media.tumblr.com/b5bfdc2fb34896a65b77384ab5c96377/tumblr_nox8msRgXq1tjki5do1_500.gif
aight everypony behave while i fall asleep in a non migraine way. goodnight chittr
https://99gifshop.neocities.org/items/7/magic.gif
Shout out to the Wolves near Chernobyl that said Fuck Cancer and then adapted to be less prone to Cancer.
CAT
B33 < Yo who up wishin fefeta was here :(((( #justspritethings
B33 < in the clurb straight up playing with it and by it i mean my ingot #ingot
There are many Dave Striders that seem to flock to me. This is most interesting.
> (( n0rmally 1 w0uldn't p0st any 00c messages but h0ly sh1t why 1s every0ne here s0 n1ce?? y0u guys are great 1've been gett1ng s0 much j0y 0ut 0f th1s s1te 0ver the past few days :]]] ))
http://i.picasion.com/gl/93/lyzC.gif #aesthetic
oh hey dps!!! i was about to message you sorry!
sprite plus mcdonalds fries. cure all for migraine. sorry yall i straight up died for over an hour because i accidentally fell asleep what weird ass new trend are we having now
#noticing people arent finding my pages
gotta admit the universal constant of "weird al" makes me a little happier.