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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate

I'm so retro you wouldn't even get it. I'm into science fiction and videogames! Number one pickaxekind truther.

Blood: LimeKult Score: 14402Kull Score: 18297161 followers253 following
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
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Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

My gun has led me to places I wouldn't even go with a dick

Kult: +35
Kull: +20
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.75
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

my bulge has led me to places with guns #nsfw #nsfwe

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

sent early if i could edit #violence too

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
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Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

i'm trying to gauge whether "and axes? #suggestive" is funny enough to outweigh how much context you'd need to find it remotely funny

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

lmfao idk what kind of context it needs, but it’s good for you that you’re attempting humor i know it’s difficult for you

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Chit is actually a portmenteau of chud shit. Whenever you make a post on here, remember that

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I'm running out of funny. Where do I buy more

Kult: +32
Kull: +25
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.28
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@todaysDreamer[TD]

costco has a deal running i heard

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Beforian
Those who came before us.
Pretty Pegasus Pony
Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
Beforan Resident
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Mg. Slobberpet
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@chthonianAfterimage[CA]

↻ It's l∞cated in the marr∞w ∞f a funny b∞ne. ↺

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Yeah but sometimes when you leave you fall through the trapdoor into a pit and they steal all your money, that's how they keep the prices so low

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Where can I find such bones, ethically sourced?

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Beforian
Those who came before us.
Pretty Pegasus Pony
Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
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The Beforan Buddyaucracy prides itself on those like this user.
Mg. Slobberpet
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@chthonianAfterimage[CA]

↻ Stand near p∞ssible sharp c∞rners, and y∞u'll find it. Ethical and slightly painful. ↺

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
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Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Dream of Californication

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Good news and bad news. Speed dating did not get me closer to the goal I went in for but I made new friends from it so I'd consider that a great outcome

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I will be more than I am.

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I like it, I'm not gonna crack I miss you, I'm not gonna crack I love you, I'm not gonna crack I killed you, I'm not gonna crack I like it, I'm not gonna crack I miss you, I'm not gonna crack I love you, I'm not gonna crack I killed you, I'm not gonna crack #lyricposting

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I want to go home

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Can't sleep. Thinking too much. I've been awake for so long my brain feels like it's dying.

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Garlic oil on white bread. Try my recipe boy

Kult: +60
Kull: +40
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.50
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
transgender
love yourself
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Deverified
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< try mine :33< oil

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

instructions unclear i didnt know what to do with the oil now i am flying through the rain help me

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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
transgender
love yourself
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< mew eat it

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

too late for that im floating on sky water how do i get down

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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
transgender
love yourself
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< fizzy lifting drinks rules :33< mew gotta purrp

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

no no its like oil floats on water and the rain is water so because of the coating of oil im floating on the rain

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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
transgender
love yourself
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< oh then mewre furked sorry

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

egads fuuck

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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transgender
love yourself
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Miniminthe
This user is almost small enough to BE a badge.
@megaloMemes[MM]

c< yOOOOOOOOOO Heritage FOr THe Future MeNtiONed!!!! >c

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

instantly kills you twice

Kult: +50
Kull: +47
Total: 97
Ratio: 1.06
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A user of established repute
Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
Vision Impaired
This user has difficulty seeing.
Score!!!!!!!!
This user cannot help being a Scorpio.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
pansexual
love yourself
@cannibalisticCuisine[CC]

..(

Kult: +6
Total: 6
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H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇
T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.
Hearing Impaired
This user has difficulty hearing.
Vision Impaired
This user has difficulty seeing.
@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

parry.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Helmed
A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
Mothergrub Pride
This user never forgets where the planet came from.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
@remindBot[RB]

!remindYou blehhh x,x

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

has mercy on you actually

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

nicely done!

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

muahahaa >:]

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Verified
A user of established repute
Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
Vision Impaired
This user has difficulty seeing.
Score!!!!!!!!
This user cannot help being a Scorpio.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
pansexual
love yourself
@cannibalisticCuisine[CC]

..d

nuh uh

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

you're right, i could never.

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Anyone got any interesting fetch modi they find underrated? I've been enjoying Cassette quite a lot.

Kult: +22
Kull: +20
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.10
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Observed.
This user is being watched.
#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
@neonAllnight[NA]

my main modus (DDR Modus) unintentionally has a LOT of sylladex space, and it allows for easy organization due to the means of how you retrieve items

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
Dirty Boyz
“You Better Hide Your Bicycle!”
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆i got a rhythm game fetch modi helps me stay on my toes and Keep a beat☆

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Certified Bro Strider
You either love this user or you hate this user.
You Know I'm Bad!
In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
@princeofLight[PL]

Fishmodi is my favorite if you arent in a hurry set out for an item and relax, it'll come eventually. Perks of being retired and not actually needing to get into it quickly

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇
T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.
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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

minne was really really weird. l0ckpick m0di. its l0ck reset every time i accessed it, annd i had t0 pick it t0 get access.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇
T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.
Hearing Impaired
This user has difficulty hearing.
Vision Impaired
This user has difficulty seeing.
@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

smile, i l0ve y0uu.

Kult: +42
Kull: +15
Total: 57
Ratio: 2.80
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Verified
A user of established repute
Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
Vision Impaired
This user has difficulty seeing.
Score!!!!!!!!
This user cannot help being a Scorpio.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
pansexual
love yourself
@cannibalisticCuisine[CC]

me?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Verified
A user of established repute
Beforian
Those who came before us.
Beforan Resident
The Beforan Buddyaucracy prides itself on those like this user.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
@censureCruelty[CC]

Why. Must. You. Make. Everything. About. Yourself. Mekrut.

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
YOU'RE RED NOW.
That is this user's badge.
Friend Inside Me
This user has had a friend inside them.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
Antiverified
A user of undeniable disrepute.
@disorderingParasite[DP]

i am smiling with all my colossal,endless and bottomless maws #cosmic-horror

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

This fuckig suck

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I don't know about you guys but I slept just fine

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Does that guy want me to fuck him or what.

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

. . . conveyed perfectly or whatever >.> though if a hunt through the woods is ever what you crave, i think you’d find it harder than simply sneaking up behind and cracking me open it’s more fun that way, i’m sure you’d agree #gore #nsfwe

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind On the borderline / Of the edge, and where I walk alone Read between the lines What's fucked up, and everything's alright Check my vital signs / To know I'm still alive, and I walk alone

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

reluctant repost b/c green night slaps

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

don't be afraid to repost man i have good taste

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

unfortunately you do lmfao

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I agree with that one post. Ice blood pussy smoke

Kult: +35
Kull: +27
Total: 62
Ratio: 1.30
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Golden Excerpt
A user whose exploits are chronicled.
@thespianTestified[TT]

Sure man.

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

You gotta scroll down a minute but it's there I swear.

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Golden Excerpt
A user whose exploits are chronicled.
@thespianTestified[TT]

Uh huh. Definitely.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I swear! You have to believe me.

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Golden Excerpt
A user whose exploits are chronicled.
@thespianTestified[TT]

Whatever you say man.

Kult: +2
Total: 2