Mike Delgado
@damascusDoctorate
I'm so retro you wouldn't even get it. I'm into science fiction and videogames! Number one pickaxekind truther.
Getting this out of the way now so it doesn't have to be my 10k kult special. To the like 3 or 4 of you who voted for this, you know who you are; respectfully, fuck you guys. /lh To everyone else, I hope you find more joy in seeing this lame costume than I lost trying to put it together. These heels are a nightmare. I can't see a thing. If nobody else votes at https://chittr.ing/profile/damascusDoctorate/18b8a4e8-38cb-4026-887a-815b3e3d14b6 I'm doing what @singularityManifest suggested and cosplaying Goku next.
Mountain Dew Pitch Black makes me think of like if Chchow had an evil twin. I think it's the colours.
xx_HAWHJHWAHAWA_mye_evil_twin_wohchc..._xx
I think I just demolished someone's house with a baja blast wave
Malleable personage core
A barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, an orange soda with no ice and a piece of hot apple pie. I'm gonna be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse.
There are Roses starving, without a single badge in sight. You will eat your jealousy, and you will like it.
Give me eight minutes.
Trust me, other me. Your badges are a-coming. We just need Junior to make an appearance.
Is this some sort of threat?
Close, but ditch the 'h'.
There is no Tooth Fairy, there is no Easter Bunny, and there is no Junior.
Junior isn't real?!
Check your bedside table.
You're a savior.
I do my best.
I think I might be onto something. #substance Dirty Mountain Dew, Malibu rum and fresh lime juice. I call it the Duke of Barbados.
is feeling: Hollow
Dirty Dew
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. If only they weren't capable of remembering my guilt...
You know, you should REALLY try something else instead! Maybe a baked good of some kind?? :o
What about... 30 croissants
Callie Mallie is actually short for California Malice @justCallie
X Yes x
I'm not actually lonely I'm just playing singleplayer to get a higher proportion of loot
#frightenyourfriendsfriday
I'm going to start vising houses with a scary mask and a prop axe. #frightfulfriday?
I should clarify for those unaware; I am not in fact a scary guy with a mask most of the time. This is just my profile picture. My Halloween costumes are on point though
Release me
Does anyone here like Quake II
Why am I asking you
Is it meant to be that colour
That's better
My skin itches
Take it off.
Way ahead of you.
The immortal slug
Hi Chittr I'm normal
youre right! i think we are all special in our own ways and thats good