Mike Delgado
@damascusDoctorate
I'm so retro you wouldn't even get it. I'm into science fiction and videogames! Number one pickaxekind truther.
Getting this out of the way now so it doesn't have to be my 10k kult special. To the like 3 or 4 of you who voted for this, you know who you are; respectfully, fuck you guys. /lh To everyone else, I hope you find more joy in seeing this lame costume than I lost trying to put it together. These heels are a nightmare. I can't see a thing. If nobody else votes at https://chittr.ing/profile/damascusDoctorate/18b8a4e8-38cb-4026-887a-815b3e3d14b6 I'm doing what @singularityManifest suggested and cosplaying Goku next.
You think I'd be scraping the bottom of the barrel by now, but my henchmen have secretly been adding more to the barrel while you're not looking, such that I can continuously be funny without fail.
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YAY
⦓Aw, this is so cute! You both are adorable it looks like you had such a lovely time! ⦔
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ᐖ ZOMG PAᑈAL YASASSSASAS ᐛ
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ttttheeee sillys hope you had funnn
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I'LL SAY IT THIS ONCE, WITH FEELING. ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.
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Cheesy cracker? That's what they called me in college
If I go quiet it's just because I've ran out of things to chitt
You're no match for my World 21 Beam
world 21 beam when world 67, world 69, and world 420 beams walk in:
You can do that?? That's fucked.
I swear I'm not gonna take any of you guys' souls any time soon
oh good I was worried a8out that
Pufflesprite keeps asking me to throw it more berries. Dude just go get them you're magic
you deny pufflesprite the bonding experience? you deny pufflesprite the joy of spending time with you? :(
youre right. im going to write it a letter of apology inside an envelope containing a few berries.
I think being generally kind above and beyond to everyone all the time has crippled my ability to love romantically
False just makes the difference harder to tell
It's too hard to tell and I don't know how to undo this
Mmm. "You will know when you know" is unhelpful, but. You will, I think
I will trust you on this
I think I've been stealing too many souls
You've been doing what, mate?
It's not what it looks like.
No thank you
DᏫ ME ИEXT
I'm good.
Super Mike Ultra
They brought in another Mike from a parallel world and he's wearing the same exact outfit as me. Couldn't you be even a little original, man
Is he wearing it better than you? Be honest.
Honestly? He might be. But he's even got the same creases as me from not ironing this morning so I think it might just be that he has aura anyway.
Behold. My flying axe kick
ah!!
think fast!! you have time to block it!
i duck down and send you careening into the wall!!
blast! i'll get you next time, fiend!!
hehe, we'll see!!
Evil vegetables. Scorn on the cob. Loathesome lettuce. Sprouts
legumurder
torturmato
Incelerie
bleek
oh that's smart cucumurder
using murder again but like it fits the shape of cucumber man...
would it help if i suggest gruesomeber so you can keep the first murder one
oh that rules you're waie better at this than i am horrougette
that's pretty good gorebergine?
lenkills
> #murderontherails concludes > "Wow it sure was weird I never had a playing card key that represented me!" > feel something in coat pocket as I leave > its a king of spades FUCK
Straight Casping it. And it it, well, heh. Let's just say. My chit
Where are my friends
Escape Lord English Obby VIP At The End
cart ride intꙮ felt mansiꙮn free rꙮbux at the end - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
@imJunior May I request the / "Damascus Decorated" / Badge, thank you sir.
Hmm... #juniorclarification @damascusDoctorate #gavepermission?
Yes!
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
Love yourself. No matter what. It would be cruel not to.