♦ pitied by @damascusDoctorate
ah, i wish i cOuld attend but the nOthing calls all
WE (yes, WE) are going to the funfair 🔥
true i thinK we Zhould juZt Ztart attacKing each other with chairZ and rocKZ inZtead

:33 < 100 dronesized drones :33 < then it will be a fair fight

I don't dignify that oddball's existence. Which is to say I do not reside within his reality and find the whole concept of his existence preposterous. When we nail down his DUBIOUS lore, do let me know. I live on Earth-C, where it has never been "mandatory" and carries only vestigial cultural relevance. Also, I'm a human being. I just. :| ... It doesn't matter.
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
Man I really ain't that experienced in the pitch quadrant. She danced with me and stabbed me in the guts on our first... Date? Then she paid fer my hospital bill. This ain't just flirtin' right this is like the most ridiculous movie level pitch behavior? Fuck. So glad QL ain't on this site to laugh at me.

Glad to see the Dracula Flow accounts are asserting dominance. I am a Troll Dracula Flow, @draculaFlow, truther.

8y another troll with shark teeth 8y the looks of it.
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sighhhh after crying its time to touch myself crazy #nsfw
whO needs tO speak in legible language when yOu can simply ████ ████ █████ ███ ███ ██████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ███ ██████ ██ ███████ ███████ ███ ████████ ████ ███ █████████ ██████ ███████ ███ ███████ ████ ████ ███ ███████ ██████ ████████ ██ ████ ██████ █████ ██ ███ ██████████ ███████ █████████ ███████ ██ ████████ ██████ ████ ███████ ███ █████ ███ ████ █████ ███ ██ ███ ███████ ████ ████ ██ ████ ███ █████ ███████ ████ ████ like the Ones whO wait at the maw Of fOrever
oh my gosh, i didnt expect things to be so lively here. ahaha, wow, getting a little bit nervous... hope im not stepping on any heels!
wow, i just woke up and found this awesome piece of social media? hi everyone! my name's timi! but you can call me tim. today's, by my calendar time, the 18th of may, 2026! and its been ten days since i god tiered! oh wow, being a bard of time feels so incredible. and everyone in my session has been so cool and awesome and helpful, and now i get to stumble upon a community of other cool and awesome people and trolls? wow wow wwoowww wow! i cant wait to get to meet all of you! im still understanding my bard of time powers, so if anyone has any pointers, dont hesitate to tell me! ill be on and off the entire day. haha, gotta work with the team and all! i cant wait to befriend each and every last one of you!
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Great I got more knives

For the record he’s not dead or anything, just out of town.
i like braiding my hair but i always forget i was doing it, and then suddenly i go to the grocery store with half a braid in...
((i have a big-ass pimple on my face and every time it hurts i draw more radiation burns on dane /j))
Oh, I don't have a house, silly! I'm in someone elses! I can be in yours too if you want. Heh. Heh. :}
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good evening chittr part of me thinks that i should make an ask form the other half knows i’m a pretty fucking open book on this site i feel
besides bein kinda hot as fuck, i just enjoy having someone that can challenge me, whether physically or verbally, or even conceptually. im competitive and llike to have a rivall. having one i can allso kiss on is p cooll

Beam that makes you rethink some of the fucking stupid decisions you're making right now that can potentially lead to a terrible fate.
K--<east alternian actually
>>| losing my shit. .i need someone to pail me really hard now. #nsfw #fuckfuckfuckfuck

malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: zzzzzzmew. mrrrrzzzz...

Niceys Beam

You can't say "I want you tonight" without "I want you tonight". #lyricsposting, unfortunately.

I me★n, I guess I wouldn't mind holding someone's h★nd. If the right person ★sked, I guess.....

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I dracula support the lesbian communityᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1b590e8175b1.png #substance

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See, I'd love to have a matesprit or moirail too (already got a great kismesis, she's perfect) but if I never found either I'd be fine. You know how many cats there are to pet and bugs for me to look at? So many.
It'd be nice to fit in better with the other users here, it feels like people just wrote me off as a shitty gimmick account like a "daily quotes" or whatever and I've been yapping into the void... I promise I'm interesting and talk about things that aren't glitches! XP I just wanted to ease myself into posting here so that I'd have time to learn the site's conventions and such. ······································································ #mood: Contemplative #nowplaying: Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido - Vampire State

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mike delgado why r u typing funny :( whats wrong???? other than all the virus stuff

mike delgadooooo T___T

Truly it isn't.

I'll post ★ selfie ★t 10k or if I get bored I guess.

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No matter how scary everything can get, Mikami-Chan is here for you all~~!! Please stay safe, everyone~~! Mikami-Chan will be sooo kanashiiiii if any of you get infected, ok?~~ No making kawaii girls sad~~!! .。・゚゚・(>_<)・゚゚・。. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/34/37/2e/34372e5f5f9a5fe45f28d611febbdaba.gif
We Also Love Nonbinary Bulge And Nook In This Hive, To Be Clear. #nsfw #positive

>> He waડ mak¡ng g¡ngerbread cook¡eડ!!
It hurts, knowing my newly given life is short. I don't know how long I will get to live like this, but I feel the fire burning. I greet every day in stride and live it to its fullest. I feel like I've made a mistake, letting myself love someone, forming a bond and dedicating my life to her. She cherishes me. She gave up her whole life for me. I fear that fate will take me from her one day soon and that it will break her. Maybe that means it's real. Maybe that means it counts. I just don't want to hurt her.

X Should I make more weapon test videos? x

xx_my_friends_kissed_at_fight_night_x(_and_things_were_awkward_for_dem_after_it!!!_but_me_n_one_of_em_were_hangin_last_night_and_i_wuz_bored_and_wanted_to_kiss_so_we_were_kissin!!!!_but_now_da_other_friend_is_upsetz!!_and_i_feel_really_sorryyyyy i_fear_that_my_flippant_attitude_towards_my_relationships_with_ppl_and_my_casualness_regarding_sex_and_kissin_is_causing_some_pain_to_da_folks_i_care_about_xoxo_🫰_peace_and_love_tho_xx
if i see that guy tagged one more time, i fear i'll implode
(( i think ive been chitting too much i genuinely just called my bed my recuperacoon to an actual real life person in actual real life fuck my chud troll life jesus christ ))

yOU'RE THE ONLY ONE, wHO UNDERSTANDS ME,
✨🍭🕷️ i collect chchow tears for my evil spells 🕷️🍭✨

Hm. Dealer's choice.
He told me t' do the same... Should I have? Oh, gosh.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...... (SLURPS). AHHH.............
NO ONE......NO ONE UNDERSTANDS!!!!!!!!! I AM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im sorry. #failurefriday.

\\ i dont usually fully retire characters but i dont think theres any higher a peak for rypite and i dont want to beat the bit into the ground. idk. what do you all think.

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i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0

I think I found just the relationship to mediate #vagueposting
Today's kultfarming: NICE edition, since that was reportedly quite popular. Like if you're joyful and pity to show mercy. Mediate for malice.

liek an frail undead creature who was poorly ressurercted by an amateur necromancer, i arrise
th1z guy gett1n me 2 bark 4 em L0L0L0L0L0L0L #vaguep0zt1ng

X Today’s headline: “Emperor Samata declares inter-dimensional war on the Alternian Empire from universe R-890765” Rip to every troll in that universe lmao #violence #war x
the genius that first put chocolate and caramel together deserves head

X Idk yet x

its the right hole and to feel the rank love of a wastechute pounding is the sweetest kiss of all reading material required buttageddon: the final days Of pounding ass (a novel) (2015) get back to me when youre done

the sly insistence of needing to be that close for it to work, even though you don't ACTUALLY have to be, is part of the bit, yeah.

X I liked it already, I did my part x
roping myself into your replies this time
Gills if a man thinks he's betta than you, kill him. Do not let him live. Put him in his place. ψhich is on his death bed. #violence
lmfao how i talk to 'vura is not the same way i talk to you, i can guarantee that
everyone you've seen with your eyes has died once in history. its a vicious cycle, with poor cable management. i vote to replace this spinning wheel with a chess cube.
[NOTE ] You managed to fool them into giving you what you needed. How quaint. You have nothing, and yet, you managed to get everything you needed. I suppose this world is perfect for you. Have fun, call me if you need anything. 🧙♀️🩷
This Is The Only Genuine Post You'll Get Out Of Me.

wwas kinda savvin this one for later actually but might as wwell showw off my profile picture https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f40b89bca016.png OOC: [[ drawn by @tipsyGalactica !! Commission pookie NYYAAOOOWW!!! ]] #selfiesunday

cOnvIctIOn 25:6 “fOr thE wAgE Of wEAknEss Is sIlEncE, bUt thE gIft Of thE mEssIAhs Is A lIfEtImE pAss tO thE EtErnAl shOw Of thE dArk cArnIvAl.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE

I am a dutiful and steadfast little hater.

Fun Friday night things to do: Trans your gender.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Would it surprise ya t'hear it's PUMMEL? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I dunno how t'explain it real good m'self...but somethin' about the idea of striking you down 'n givin' ewe the immersive assbeating ya seem t'talk an awful lot about fills me with glee! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Like...should I even be saying this publicly???? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I have a favorite part 'o yer neck. I look fer it in all yer pictures 'cuz I just wanna clamp my fingers 'round it shut somethin' fierce. I want yer eyes to go all twitchy-like, while ya gasp fer air I cruelly rob ewe of when I bring my probin' tongue over yours t'see what th'metal tastes like...I wanna feel it click against my teeth in protest, while I grab yer cheeks and hatefully snog ya like a feral barkbeast shakin' a piece of stripling meat side t'side!!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I wanna see what colors ya contort into when I bruise yer flesh and twist yer arms behind yer back and make ya squeal fer forfeiture!!! I wanna weigh the dice (even though I know I shouldn't!!!!) so I can prattle on 'bout how yer short of breath, tied down by ropes with an extraordinarily high DC t'bust free from, and there's nothin ewe can do t'make this process go by any quicker... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I know it makes me a BIT of a freak, but there's this lovely 'lil thrashbluff outside Alabaster Woods, that I just knowwwww would carry the sweetest lil speckling 'o yer colors...!!!! I memorized every grotto, bluff, 'n craggly path with less than sturdy footing so if I e'er have occassion t'trail after you, I can bias th'chase to lead you there, 'n just...hhgmph!!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <3< <3< <3< <3< DO YOU HARM!!!!!!!!!! But only if ya want it. That's...really the only way this sorta thing 'does it' fer me. But ewe REALLY seem to??? It's kinda fascinatin'!!!!!
꒰8 heh, we'LL see about that shit *gLazzes shine* 8꒱
♡♡|LOVE IS SO GREAT! EVERYONE LOVE EACH OTHER NOW! Or else.|♡♡

Yeah, yeah #the. But what about #myhorrors?

The best part of having an eidetic memory is that I never have a chance to forget #the horrors. :)

// I'm in a mood but if I offer art requests would anyone be interested? It'll be when I have time/won't be anything fancy as I have commissions? I promise my art is good! I just won't draw ship art or NSFW! Unless you pay me a lot of money!

I'm a little preoccupied at the moment, so rather than "like to explode your phone", I think this is... Like this post then attack your phone with your weapon.
<3-Eating-lunchable-fun-as-fuck-lowkey.-Just-made-a-meat-puck,-might-follow-that-up-with-cheese-cracker.
DID YOU KNOW — baby oil is actually made out of regular degular vegetable oil for three times the cost. sickening right? yet another scam by big baby to keep the masses beneath their pudgy thumb.— SO THINK ABOUT THAT AND KEEP ON LEARNIN'!

X If I die heroically it’ll be for someone on this site, mark my words #violence x
What Do You Call A Well-balanced Horse? . . . Stable.
i don't know man, þey're feeding þis new generation of grubs some mega formula or someþing. :C3>
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Another Selfie For The Night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/80cf15e2e29c.png

<:) Umm... well the pointy thing in his briefs certainly isnt a wand...
Understood, I wish you luck then. For now you must endure what the people are doing.

↘️in the aftermath, i have done a horrible, unforgivable deed.↘️ ↗️I HAVE CALLED OUT OF WORK.↗️

Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET INSANELY ROMANTICALLY FRUSTRATED??? UNUSUAL KRAB POST I KNOW.

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s8y "that's how it be soMetiMes" and ignore it 🤘
I'm trying them because before I had a policy against them. I am free now, so I figured I should try them. Ego sum ira Domini.

tru :( #feltthis
having a dictionary you can access within a second or less is a godsend when you're the kind of prick who habitually uses big ass words in their speech, but often forgets their *exact* meaning past a vague idea. many a potential catastrophic error has been aborted with this convenience.
Nah I just got Homies who have a language I use sometimes. Tome of the doomed sounds dumb.
Saw this online. 👍 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/39f558a93ead.png Ego sum ira Domini.
resist... resist....... a girl boutta blow a fuse #nsfw

V^ Yeah, I'm sure. ^V

X Hey Kazumo’s doing her Artefact drop soon she’s just getting shot at again currently #violence x

X You really only remember the super big stuff that happens. Like I’m gonna remember getting my arm and eye blown out by that rocket launcher missfire forever but I’ll probably forget this conversation in like five to ten sweeps. #violence #gore x
(( Pinning on all my accts! Important to note, I'm always down to RP SFW and Violence, but I don't do NSFW! I don't mind rping into NSFW jokes and references, but I don't RP it ^-^ TY! This goes for all my charas: @tempestousDoxy @preciptiousNeoma @gigglingGaffle @bigBooms @puzzlingResolve @macabreMoonlight @waningCatastrophe @avidApiarist @bakersDouzen [idk why u would wanna freak on the bakery] ))

"lEt thE mOthErfUckEr wIthOUt sIn cAst thE fIrst stOnE" sAId thE hIghblOOd, thE smAllEst tOOk A rOck And chUckEd It At thE bItch's fAcE "fUckIn fInAlly, nOw wE cAn gEt tO sOmE rEAl shIt" thE hIghblOOd sAId, As EvEry mOthErfUckEr bEgAn tOssIng rOcks tIll thE bItch wAs dEAd hIlArItIEs 5:38 thIs pAssAgE UsEd tO gUIdE sO mUch, bUt I hAvE sEEn dEEpEr mEAnIng In whAt It sUggEsts nOw
<3-The-thung-about-having-a-matesprit-that's-like-a-foot-and-a-half-shorter-than-you-is-that-you-can-pick-her-up-and-just-hold-her-there.-And-eventually-she'll-get-fed-up-and-do-something-about-it,-that's-the-goal-you-win-when-that-happens.

X Yeah you’re a tough motherfucker, I’ll take you on board. I’ll get back to you on it though because I’m taking the rest of the day to myself. x

X Hey buddy, send me or kaz your coordinates…we have a full exorcism team on standby x

X We’re working on it buddy x
naught so. find the pit and lose yourself. selfless eternal find whole.

:33< yeah purrobably
kittycat on my face NEVER EVER kill yourself. THIS is what its ALLLLLLLL about
6ef9re I sign 9ff f9r the light there is 9ne thing I need t9 address: My f9ll9wers 9n Grum6lr (it's private #D9ntAsk) keep diagn9sing me with neur9divergencies. As a mental health #ally and an adv9cate 9f pe9ple 6eing c9mf9rta6le navigating their mental illnesses in any way they see fit, I appreciate the 9utp9uring 9f supp9rt, 6ut t9 6e clear, I am #neur9typical. Think 9f me as an 9utsider 96server and appreciat9r 9f a diverse c9mmunity and n9thing m9re. Thank y9u. #Als9 #IThinkIKn9wMyPan6etterThanY9uD9

white people be like hi

Like it's always on the most random ones too. Like if you hate me when I'm clearly shit-posting that is fair and valid. But hate me for a reason damn it.

I get the most random fucking hates on my shit and I'm like. Who are you people. What did I do to you?

⠀

[begin chit] interezting. let me try zomething. cir(umnavigate. [end chit]
#TFW Y0UR KISMESIS BEATS THE SHIT 0UT 0F Y0U AND KN0CKS Y0U 0UT C0LD BUT THEY'RE NICE EN0UGH T0 THR0W Y0U IN A DUMPSTER S0 THE SUN D0ESNT FRY Y0U :D 🐺

I quite enjoy this Harry Styles fellow.
Do you require assistance? #thoughtsandprayers Ego sum ira Domini.
too strong. broke the sewing needle. somehow. :/
Hello everybodyyyy, let me tell you about How I still have some Occult Artefacts for sale!! This is the second of three calls to that post, the third will be the last one before they’re auctioned off!!

//I love posting stuff as Chixie because I'm barely in character. I'm just like this. I take a normal sentence about my life and trollify it. It's fun
[Wisdom] If you add water WITH the pasta, it does not burn.
I think I just met God. That, or I've suffered critically severe brain damage. I don't know if I'm really cold or really warm right now. Particularly shaken up.






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