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NEVER. AND I MEAN *NEVER.* HAVE I MEANT THIS WITH MORE FEELING IN EVERY BLOATED, MISFOLDED PROTEIN OF MY ENTIRE BODY. YES. HELL YES. HELL. FUCKING. *YES.*

xx_CONCERT_TIEM!!!!_xx

xx_YES_YES_YES_YES!!!!_IT._IS._HAPPENING!!!!!!_EMO-IFICATION_BEAM!!!!_xD_GETTING_READY_4_DA_CONCERT_WIFTH_MYE_AUSPISTICEEEEEE_xx

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ATTENTION, FECKLESS INGRATES OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. THIS IS YOUR LEADER SPEAKING. I'M PUTTING IN MY TWO WIPES. AS IN I NEED TWO WIPES OFF WHERE I'M NOT EXPECTED TO DO JACK MAGGOTY SHIT SO I CAN TIDY UP THE MOTHERGRUB OF ALL LOGISTICAL MESSES ON MY END HERE. THIS IS, IN FACT, AN OFFICIAL #ABCCLEADERSHIP REQUEST. OH, COME ON. IT'S LITERALLY JUST TWO MORE WIPES OF PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. WHAT, LIKE IT'S FUCKING HARD. MAKE A CHITT. COLLECT RSVPS. 7 PM PST. RAMBLE A LITTLE TO ANNOY CASPER. PIRATES FOUR AND FIVE. PLAY SOME DUMBFUCK GAMES AFTER, BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE POST-MOVIE DISCUSSIONS, ANYMORE. PASS GO AND COLLECT TWO HUNDRED CAEGARS. IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE. I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT IF ONE OF YOU HOSTS, TWO OF YOU HOST, OR, IF FOUR BARELY-RESPONSIBLE ASSHOLES MANAGE TO CRAWL THEIR WAY OUT OF THE WOODWORK AT *THIS* MOMENT FOR SOME REASON AND NOT A MOMENT BEFORE, THEN JUST GO FUCKING CRAZY WITH IT. THE POINT IS — I NEED A BREAK, AND #ABCC NEEDS A SUBSTITUTE LEADER(S). IF YOU WANT TO DO YOUR WORTHLESS, ASSPANNED COMMUNITY A FAVOR AND HOST A #WATCHPARTY OR FOUR (OR IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT, THEN HEY, YOU GET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR RESUMÉ AND I'LL GIVE IT MY LEADERLY SEAL OF APPROVAL, WHOOP DEE FUCKING DOO), THEN INQUIRE BELOW. I KNOW, I KNOW. DON'T ALL #GETIN AT ONCE, ASSHOLES.

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xx_dat_kiss_in_da_abcc_movie_went_so_hard_i_started_longing_abt_it..._yearnign_even_xx

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xx_#CHOWFREE_!!!_xx

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DON'T ANY OF YOU SAY A WORD ABOUT THE FUCKAWFUL TIMING OF THIS CHITT. THERE ARE TIME DILATION DEAD ZONES HERE ON THE MOON LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU'RE GETTING ONE OF THESE AT ALL. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #abcc #WATCHPARTY (TO THE SURPRISE OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE) WILL BE: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END (2007). IT'S STILL PIRATE PERIGEE, MOTHERFUCKERS. IT'S STILL GOING. REALLY, WHAT THE FUCK NEEDS TO BE SAID. IT'S THE TRUE CULMINATION OF THE SERIES. IT'S THE FINAL SWAN SONG TO ONE OF THE BEST NAUTICAL ROMANCES PUT TO THE SCREEN. IT WAS THE MOST EXPENSIVE FILM EVER PRODUCED AT THE TIME OF ITS RELEASE. IT'S GOT TROLL FUCKING KEITH RICHARDS. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. LET'S GET THIS STONE ROLLING, AND #GETIN. THIS FILM IS RATED PG-13 (PUNGENT GRUBSAUCE STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL A 13 WIPE-OLD). SHOWTIMES ARE AT 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME) EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT [ https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc ]. REMEMBER THAT FRIDAYS ARE OPTIONAL SUBSTANCE NIGHTS. GMT (GHASTLY MIST TIME) SHOWTIMES ARE HOSTED BY CO-LEADER AND CINEMA BALL-KNOWER @creaticGoeticist, SO FOLLOW HIM FOR THE GMT SHOWTIME. RSVP BELOW WITH WHAT DAY YOU WANT TO RESERVE A SEAT FOR. GRAB THEM NOW, WHILE YOU CAN. THESE THINGS FILL UP FAST. REMEMBER: ABCC HAS A SUGGESTION BOX. IF YOU HAVE A MOVIE THAT *YOU* WANT TO WATCH THAT DOESN'T SUCK MAJOR SHAME GLOBES AND CAN BE EVEN *TECHNICALLY* CONSTRUED AS A ROMANCE IN LITERALLY ANY WAY, IN ANY CONCEIVABLE QUADRANT, THEN SUBMIT IT HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. SEE YOU THERE, ASSHOLES. #GETIN.

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