there's a title in here somewhere.
@inexorableDeadshot
...someone told me arguing with people online would provide some stress relief...
Quick ooc post for Pinning! This is Deadshot, he's an ancestor aged lime blood who was forcibly conscripted into the fleet as a young man and he's VERY jaded about it. He will be rude to people, it isn't personal and he doesn't even mean it 98% of the time. yes his handle is his ancestor title, no he will not use his real name ever. You can find out a bit more about him here https://toyhou.se/33462000.deadshot and on my fantroll tumblr, indig0trolls
...I've been on a ship for a while and now my circadian rhythm is all kinds of fucked up now that I'm on separate assignment again. fuck me running but this is annoying...
...feels like an age since i was regularly active on here. been busy with work mostly...
...if the other me is alive, i wonder what he's like...
...what kind of fucking question is that? hello?...
...it's ok? i think? i'm just a little baffled is all...
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ lik୧ly ☀︎ut th୧r୧ w☀︎nd୧rin𝜗 th୧ sam୧ ab☀︎ut y☀︎u ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
...not unlikely. i fear he'd be disappointed, however...
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ p୧rhaps⭑ ☀︎r p୧rhaps h୧’d und୧rstand why y☀︎u hav୧ b୧☾☀︎m୧ wh☀︎ y☀︎u ar୧⭑ th୧ f୧ar that h୧ may b୧ disapp☀︎int୧d says a l☀︎t ab☀︎ut y☀︎u n☀︎w⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
...honestly it's just kind of sad. i don't think i need to watch this anymore...
...dual wielding pistols called badda bing badda boom...
ᐖ U SHULᐖ ᑈALL ᐖEM ᑈLAIREG ᐛ
...my evening on the go routine amounts to cigarette, coffee, and go. sometimes a protein bar if i'm feeling it...
c< siMilar, actually, a jOiNt, cOuple sHOts Of vOdKa, aNd aN ONigiri, if i reMeMber 2 grab it >c
• nice
...the head of the kitchen on this station likes me so sometimes she'll save a portion of whatever bullshit boss man has requested for me whenever i get back from a job. #salmondinner #youwishyouweremerightnow...
...anyone who calls me anything other than my title is getting shot, btw...
🥛can I Call You Buddy? :)🐄
...sure, that's fine i guess...
...pitchbaiting pathetic fleet fuchsias is thankless work, but someone's gotta do it...
And vve salute yΩu
II miightt cry ffrom tthiis. TThiis iis beauttiiffull. You miightt be tthe bestt person II've ever seen.
...that's so sad. trollexa, play despacito...
...[another baffled remark about the little red man's apparent trollmanity, but it turns out what has actually baffled me is his ability to look "cool"]...
@singularityManifest This old man is stealing your intellectual property.
...this is my legally distinct joke...
LMAO
ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT, PEEPAW DEADSHOT
...i log on... ...i see that we're talking about wizard pussy... ...i log off again...
>> 1MFAO ¡ made a ડ¡m¡1ar poડt aડ we11
...🤝...
>> 🤝
...i'm gonna hit that man. and then. i'm gonna hit that man...
...ugh. bored. should check if that one guys due to the station soon i wanna beat someone's ass and it might as well be his...
...do you think i could petition my boss to let me fight at the next fight night...
...sorry i'm a hater, i literally do not get paid enough to like things though #jaded #hater4lyfe...
...you're too young for this, go get some zest for life for a couple sweeps and come back to me later, we'll get you properly onboarded into the hater lifestyle then...
nø nēēd tø āpøløgīzē før whø ū ārē #bēwhøyøūārē #føryøūrprīdē løl
i was hatched to be a hater who's not paid enough to like things why are you holding me back from my full potential old man
...you have career options...
...#imahaterandimproud...
my career choices: hater, loather, detester, abhorrer, despiser, etc
...personally i feel you'd do well as a misanthrope, but you need to have a strong basis in hope and love for trollkind gone sour to really pull it off...
...i'm getting a new rifle next week. name suggestions are welcome...
So you aren't shooting me? Ugh.
...be more clever next time #applyyourself #pappybelievesinyou...
its big and its shooty what more couLLd you want from a rifLLe name. aLLso i aLLready caLLLLed mine the rooty tooty shooty so thats taken
...respectfully. that was never going to be a risk...
...sorry you were hatched unfunny...
yeah its a hard LLife. every night i suffer in the cLLown mines toiLLing away untiLL i can finaLLLLy strike goLLd and make a joke
...i hear clown college is taking applications for next semester...
...pappy got jokes. #myjokes...
꒰ATTACKINF ME ON SOMEONE ELSES POST ?????????????????????? <//3꒱
...hey do you just follow this guy around holding a big sign with an arrow pointing at em that says idiot or what...
...""""""honest""""""... ...keep up the good work, weirdo...
TOOK ME ABOuT AN HOuR TO BE DIGNIFIED BY THE COMPLAINTS. AND COMPLIMENTS. BY ASSCLOWN & COMPANY. PROSTATE AND GAMBLE. FuCKING. ASS AND WIPE. I DO NOT HAVE SYNERGISTIC PROPERTIES. WITH CASPER. KEEP OuR GODDAMN. PASSPORT HEADERS. OuT OF YOuR CHuCKLEFuCK LIPS. WHEN DESCRIBING OR COMPARING. EITHER OF uS. FuCK YOu VERY MuCH.
...haha i like you, funny guy...
REMARKABLE IMPROVEMENT.
xx_HAI_CALIBORM_xx
GOOD MORNING. MIXX CRuNCH. BITTEN ANYTHING ESPECIALLY LIVING OF LATE?
xx_I_WISH!!!!!!!!_xx
...Get 👏 on 👏 it 👏 girl 👏 tick tock...
...it's so hot on the station right now, and for what...
...i think they're trying to kill me fr...
...your life is so sad, mods get this guy a fucking drink...
i know you were imagining alcohol but my pan gave me the image of a guy swooping down to hand me like a glass of apple juice idk why
...appy juis...
yeah, grandpa. appy juis. now cmon lets go take your meds and sit you down, yeah?
...wat was that sonny gonna need you to #speakup pappy can't hear shit no more...
you're so fucking funny i'm gonna throw up
...thanks, i'm told trauma does that to a guy...
...why am i verified...
>> Becauડe you're ડuper coo1 and the beડt ??
Iconic? - maybe >
>> Def¡n¡te1y ¡con¡c
...i mean i GUESS "guy that's really good at killing specific people for the imperial fleet on a case by case basis" could be considered iconic?...
..."the best" is debateable, but i'll cop to being cool...
>> Def¡n¡te1y ડuper coo1 AND the beડt, not OR.
...https://youtu.be/5vRlJrkxsqo...
>> 1mfao ¡ apprec¡ate that th¡ડ ¡ડ the one you choડe to 1¡nk. ¡t def¡n¡te1y getડ the meડડage acroડડ.
...https://i.ibb.co/ynzKM34F/IMG-7183.png...
zame.
>> OH!! OH MY GOડHW WHWJWBW Ahahahah thank you Deadડhot ^ ^;; !!
...use this in your hour of greatest need...