there's a title in here somewhere.
@inexorableDeadshot
...someone told me arguing with people online would provide some stress relief...
Quick ooc post for Pinning! This is Deadshot, he's an ancestor aged lime blood who was forcibly conscripted into the fleet as a young man and he's VERY jaded about it. He will be rude to people, it isn't personal and he doesn't even mean it 98% of the time. yes his handle is his ancestor title, no he will not use his real name ever. You can find out a bit more about him here https://toyhou.se/33462000.deadshot and on my fantroll tumblr, indig0trolls
...old man let's phone die instead of getting up to find charger, more at 11...
...in case anyone forgot, the dead in deadshot is literal...
...maybe i ought to start keeping a list a things you could literally not get out of me on pain of death...
...well they're not my secrets so it doesn't matter much do it....
...Hm. starting to regret my choice to join. social media...
...all this to say. fuck my back hurts...
::YOU SHOULD consider DOING SOME ::GENTLE EXERCISES TO RELEASE ::tension IN YOUR FASCIA
...as you get older you begin to forget things. like the fact that you can't sleep through the whole night without experiencing consequences....
I thought ya trolls slept through the day.
...we're supposed to. i love on a space station though, the night/day cycle don't mean much out here...
Makes sense. Livin' in a place called 'Midnight City' I kinda relate.
...you know i'm always hearing about older trolls creeping on young folks i didn't even consider that it was remotely possible for it to work the other way round #learnsomethinneweverynight...
Unfortunately some people have a thing for their elders. I hope you can find some peace, sir.
...you know what. i feel unclean now. I'm going to take a shower and go back to fucking sleep. fucking moons what is wrong with young people these days....
...fastest fumble in the west and actually all the everywhere forever or something...
...i do miss having a little kitty cat in my living quarters. maybe i should get another cat, next time i got significant downtime or someshit...
...once again here to cause problems on purpose. peepaw got no bedtime...
...peepaw gets his meds automatically fed directly into his spinal column, peepaw will not be observing bedtime now or any time soon...
...i'm back bitches...
...haha this guy has a condition #antiwoke #perfecthealth #bodyofagod #couldneverbeme...
...What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo....
a tragedy! but one i know very well. may your dalliances here be more fruitful then, dear one.
...the jig is up bossman found the catwalk i was hanging out on #sadge #illbeback...
|| HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS | OVER ||
...not very #lit of you, my little pogchamp...
...#winner4winner #losersdontinteract #loserswillbeblocked...
...@caliBorn here you go fuckhead...
...i started my wildly successful business with just a small loan of one trillion caegars, i don't understand why you guys can't just make it work :/ obviously you're not working hard enough. i am very smart...
...i just said something too genuine. hold on. let me get back to my cool and aloof demeanor. fuck nuggets. there we go...
>> ¡t ¡ડ okay to be earneડt and genu¡ne ડomet¡meડ !! be yourડe1f
...bitches want me for my stunning ability to make a nuisance of myself #ballin https://i.ibb.co/TDCg6fvt/IMG-6865.jpg...
˗ˏˋᨭ never streaᥥᥥed liᥥᥥe on liᥥᥥe violence ᥫ᭡efore ᥫ᭡ut i ᥫ᭡et those views would go fucking crazy ᥥᥥˎˊ˗
IT'S A PLATONIC SPADES REACTION, YOU THICK-NUGGED SELF-FLATTERER. GET A FUCKING GRIP!
...you want me so bad it makes you look stupid. you can't be blamed for this, i'm literally sexy as fuck....
...i am getting a good grade in social media. which is both normal to want and possible to achieve #westaywinnin...
ᐖ WEST AY WINNIN EAST AY WINNIN BUT ᐖA NORT N SOUTH????? NO ᐖIᑈE ᐛ
FWD: #WESTAYWINNIN! #westaywinnin
...#thirsttrap #nsfw https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Glass-of-water.jpg...
...what the fuck man that was my water...
my greatest weakness... has snared me within it... you devious son of a bitch